Post by Jman2k3 on Sept 29, 2023 4:57:20 GMT
Chaos 044
Event Date: September 24, 2023 at 10:00 pm
The HOTv intro fades out and we cut live inside a 3/4 full PNC Arena here in Raleigh North Carolina. The fans that are in attendance are all on their feet as the broadcast begins.
We head to ringside where the Hall of Fame duo and best announcers in the business are ready to call the opening match of the evening.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to CHAOS!
Joe’s excitement is evident.
Joe Hoffman: Tonight, we have a great show tonight as Jace Parker Davidson takes on another member of the Final Alliance in Dan Ryan to try and get his hands on Lee Best.
Benny Newell: Hoffman, the only way Jace will ever get his hands on GOD is to buy an action figure of him and he can purchase those at HOWrestling.com or any local retail store. Besides, do you think the Hammer of GOD is going to lose to a NERD like Jace?
Joe Hoffman: Jace said a hammer is only a tool….
Benny interrupts Joe.
Benny Newell: So is my cock Hoffman, and I use it to hammer all the …..never mind. I am too sober for this.
Joe just shakes his head in annoyance.
Joe Hoffman: Also, on the card tonight, we have Steve Solex taking on Bobbinette Carey.
Benny Newell: The MERCDad is going to merc that bitch here tonight.
Joe Hoffman: We also have Charles de Lacy and Rhys Townsend on hand!
Benny Newell: The only thing on hand is Townsend’s fat hand on a taco to get even fatter.
Joe Hoffman: I bet you won’t say that when he’s out here.
Benny Newell: You think I’m scared of Townsend?
Joe Hoffman: Yes, I do.
Benny Newell: Not only will I tell him to his face, but his fat ass will be tired because I’ll be running circles around him.
Joe Hoffman: Lastly, in our opening contest we have Scott Stevens taking XPRO call-up, Drew Mitchell who has been impressive with a six victories and only two losses.
Benny Newell: I’ll cheer for anyone besides that fuck Stevens, Lee I hate him.
Joe Hoffman: You’d cheer for Zion if he took on Stevens?
Benny Newell: Kneesus Christ, if that was the case I may have to shoot myself.
A piano begins to play as the lights in the begin to flash red, blue, and white as the HOV begins to show the Union Jack flag. The flag begins to tear and fall apart until it spells out D-R-E-W M-I-T-C-H-E-L-L as the beginning of “Rockin’ All Over the World” by Status Quo starts to play drawing out the XPRO call up.
Joe Hoffman: Drew Mitchell is the first call up from XPRO that’s not been on the main roster and you know that everyone down there is looking for a similar opportunity.
Benny Newell: XPRO is the place to be Hoffman. XPRO is where PWA member feds who aren’t soft send their up and coming talent to get some exposure that they may not normally give.
Drew slowly makes his way down to the stage as the crowd has a mix of cheers and boos.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, the challenger, from The United Kingdom…weighing in at 225 pounds…he is DREW! MITCH-EEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Drew is looking to turn this into a possible title opportunity against John Sektor like Zach Kostoff did, or maybe a permanent spot on the HOW main roster.
Benny Newell: Calm your tits Hoffman, the guy has to win first and as much as I despise the fuck, Stevens isn’t going to just lay down.
Drew climbs the steps, and makes his way into the ring. He heads towards his corner and stretches on the ropes waiting his opponent as the lights in the arena go black as the sound of bells are heard throughout the arena. Each bell lights up a signal spotlight above the stage and the final bell brings the High-Octane Vision to life as
“For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica begins to play.
The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The arena burst the roof off with cheers as the crowd knows who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his name. The final image that is displayed across the screen is a giant hand that slowly closes into a FIST as letters slowly appear and form a message and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS.
Bryan McVay: From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds…SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp as the chorus hits the speakers drawing out the man from Texas and the cheers intensify as Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens has impressed in XPRO, but every time he’s come back to the main roster he has lost. The former champion is looking to get back to his winning ways.
Benny Newell: If he wants to stay winning, he should remain in XPRO Hoffman.
The Texan stares down at his opponent with an icy glare before slowly raisin up his right fist high into the air. As he lowers it, he gives his opponent the unofficial state bird of Texas to show his true feeling towards them. As Stevens makes down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens in his typical mood and he knows he is going to make Drew Mitchell earn every bit of this opportunity.
Stevens slowly makes his way around the ring never taking his eyes off of his opponent until he reaches the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes; looking out amongst the crowd before raising his fist once more before dropping to the canvas as a loud chant erupts from the crowd.
DING. DING.DING.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go….
Stevens and Mitchell come out of their respective corners and meet center of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What are we going to see first?
The Texan and the Brit look at each other for what seems like an eternity before Stevens breaks the stalemate.
Benny Newell: What the fuck is this?
Joe Hoffman: Looks like a handshake Benny.
That exactly what it is as Scott Stevens has extended his hand to Drew Mitchell, but the Brit doesn’t seem impressed.
Benny Newell: I don’t think he wants to shake his hand.
Stevens is taken a back as Mitchell doesn’t shake his hand and the Texan’s blood begins to bubble at the sheer disrespect being shown.
Scott Stevens: Shake my hand.
Stevens says to Drew who smirks.
Scott Stevens: I said shake my hand you ungrateful piece of shit!
Stevens shouts and Drew responds by slapping the hand away and connecting with a left jab.
Joe Hoffman: Drew with a sucker punch to Stevens.
Stevens who is turned away from Drew begins to dab his lips to see if it’s bleeding before balling up his right fist to retaliate and when he does all he sees is Drew Mitchell leaping at him.
Benny Newell: DREW MICHELLE JUST TOOK DOWN STEVENS WITH THE BLACKOUT!
Joe Hoffman: It’s called the Tenchi Crush and his name is Drew Mitchell Benny.
Benny Newell: WHATEVER!
Drew crawls to Stevens and makes a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Hortega signals for the bell.
DING. DING. DING.
Bryan McVay: And your winner by pinfall…he is DREW! MITCH-EEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Benny Newell: WHAT A STATEMENT!
Joe Hoffman: You got that right Benny, Drew Mitchell put the HOW locker room on notice as he just dominated a Hall of Famer.
Drew celebrates as we cut elsewhere.
Event Date: September 24, 2023 at 10:00 pm
The HOTv intro fades out and we cut live inside a 3/4 full PNC Arena here in Raleigh North Carolina. The fans that are in attendance are all on their feet as the broadcast begins.
We head to ringside where the Hall of Fame duo and best announcers in the business are ready to call the opening match of the evening.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to CHAOS!
Joe’s excitement is evident.
Joe Hoffman: Tonight, we have a great show tonight as Jace Parker Davidson takes on another member of the Final Alliance in Dan Ryan to try and get his hands on Lee Best.
Benny Newell: Hoffman, the only way Jace will ever get his hands on GOD is to buy an action figure of him and he can purchase those at HOWrestling.com or any local retail store. Besides, do you think the Hammer of GOD is going to lose to a NERD like Jace?
Joe Hoffman: Jace said a hammer is only a tool….
Benny interrupts Joe.
Benny Newell: So is my cock Hoffman, and I use it to hammer all the …..never mind. I am too sober for this.
Joe just shakes his head in annoyance.
Joe Hoffman: Also, on the card tonight, we have Steve Solex taking on Bobbinette Carey.
Benny Newell: The MERCDad is going to merc that bitch here tonight.
Joe Hoffman: We also have Charles de Lacy and Rhys Townsend on hand!
Benny Newell: The only thing on hand is Townsend’s fat hand on a taco to get even fatter.
Joe Hoffman: I bet you won’t say that when he’s out here.
Benny Newell: You think I’m scared of Townsend?
Joe Hoffman: Yes, I do.
Benny Newell: Not only will I tell him to his face, but his fat ass will be tired because I’ll be running circles around him.
Joe Hoffman: Lastly, in our opening contest we have Scott Stevens taking XPRO call-up, Drew Mitchell who has been impressive with a six victories and only two losses.
Benny Newell: I’ll cheer for anyone besides that fuck Stevens, Lee I hate him.
Joe Hoffman: You’d cheer for Zion if he took on Stevens?
Benny Newell: Kneesus Christ, if that was the case I may have to shoot myself.
A piano begins to play as the lights in the begin to flash red, blue, and white as the HOV begins to show the Union Jack flag. The flag begins to tear and fall apart until it spells out D-R-E-W M-I-T-C-H-E-L-L as the beginning of “Rockin’ All Over the World” by Status Quo starts to play drawing out the XPRO call up.
Joe Hoffman: Drew Mitchell is the first call up from XPRO that’s not been on the main roster and you know that everyone down there is looking for a similar opportunity.
Benny Newell: XPRO is the place to be Hoffman. XPRO is where PWA member feds who aren’t soft send their up and coming talent to get some exposure that they may not normally give.
Drew slowly makes his way down to the stage as the crowd has a mix of cheers and boos.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, the challenger, from The United Kingdom…weighing in at 225 pounds…he is DREW! MITCH-EEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Drew is looking to turn this into a possible title opportunity against John Sektor like Zach Kostoff did, or maybe a permanent spot on the HOW main roster.
Benny Newell: Calm your tits Hoffman, the guy has to win first and as much as I despise the fuck, Stevens isn’t going to just lay down.
Drew climbs the steps, and makes his way into the ring. He heads towards his corner and stretches on the ropes waiting his opponent as the lights in the arena go black as the sound of bells are heard throughout the arena. Each bell lights up a signal spotlight above the stage and the final bell brings the High-Octane Vision to life as
“For Whom the Bell Tolls” by Metallica begins to play.
The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The arena burst the roof off with cheers as the crowd knows who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his name. The final image that is displayed across the screen is a giant hand that slowly closes into a FIST as letters slowly appear and form a message and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS.
Bryan McVay: From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds…SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp as the chorus hits the speakers drawing out the man from Texas and the cheers intensify as Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens has impressed in XPRO, but every time he’s come back to the main roster he has lost. The former champion is looking to get back to his winning ways.
Benny Newell: If he wants to stay winning, he should remain in XPRO Hoffman.
The Texan stares down at his opponent with an icy glare before slowly raisin up his right fist high into the air. As he lowers it, he gives his opponent the unofficial state bird of Texas to show his true feeling towards them. As Stevens makes down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens in his typical mood and he knows he is going to make Drew Mitchell earn every bit of this opportunity.
Stevens slowly makes his way around the ring never taking his eyes off of his opponent until he reaches the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes; looking out amongst the crowd before raising his fist once more before dropping to the canvas as a loud chant erupts from the crowd.
DING. DING.DING.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go….
Stevens and Mitchell come out of their respective corners and meet center of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What are we going to see first?
The Texan and the Brit look at each other for what seems like an eternity before Stevens breaks the stalemate.
Benny Newell: What the fuck is this?
Joe Hoffman: Looks like a handshake Benny.
That exactly what it is as Scott Stevens has extended his hand to Drew Mitchell, but the Brit doesn’t seem impressed.
Benny Newell: I don’t think he wants to shake his hand.
Stevens is taken a back as Mitchell doesn’t shake his hand and the Texan’s blood begins to bubble at the sheer disrespect being shown.
Scott Stevens: Shake my hand.
Stevens says to Drew who smirks.
Scott Stevens: I said shake my hand you ungrateful piece of shit!
Stevens shouts and Drew responds by slapping the hand away and connecting with a left jab.
Joe Hoffman: Drew with a sucker punch to Stevens.
Stevens who is turned away from Drew begins to dab his lips to see if it’s bleeding before balling up his right fist to retaliate and when he does all he sees is Drew Mitchell leaping at him.
Benny Newell: DREW MICHELLE JUST TOOK DOWN STEVENS WITH THE BLACKOUT!
Joe Hoffman: It’s called the Tenchi Crush and his name is Drew Mitchell Benny.
Benny Newell: WHATEVER!
Drew crawls to Stevens and makes a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Hortega signals for the bell.
DING. DING. DING.
Bryan McVay: And your winner by pinfall…he is DREW! MITCH-EEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
Benny Newell: WHAT A STATEMENT!
Joe Hoffman: You got that right Benny, Drew Mitchell put the HOW locker room on notice as he just dominated a Hall of Famer.
Drew celebrates as we cut elsewhere.