Post by Jman2k3 on Apr 24, 2023 3:39:56 GMT
Chaos 029
Event Date: April 23, 2023
The HOTv intro video fades out and we cut live inside a sold out Smoothie King Center here in New Orleans Louisiana.
The crowd is all on their feet as we cut over to our Hall of Fame announce team.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome everyone to another Sunday Night Chaos. I am Joe Hoffman and as always I am joined by fellow High Octane Hall of Famer…..Benny Newell!
Benny Newell: No time for small talk tonight Joe. The SON is returning, the greatest American story continues in the Main Event and of course we will see if I survive a late night in New Orleans. The sooner this show starts…the sooner it ends. LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!
On cue, the lights dim in the arena, #97RED laser lights flash around the arena a spotlight flashes down on the curtain.
Benny Newell: I can’t wait for the Halleljuah’s to sta…
Just as Benny Newell is about to finish his sentence the MR. WAHL, the 4th Generation Wahl, appears at the top of the entrance ramp. The enormous man has two individuals draped over his shoulders. The lights come up, and a bloodied Scott Stevens, and a bloodied CEO Michael Lee Best are the two individuals.
Benny Newell: Oh… Oh shit…The 4th Wahl is here!!!
Joe Hoffman: I guess we’re not getting a Michael Best entrance today after all…
WAHL stomps down the ramp, with both men. He heaves them both through the cage door. Rick “Even” Stevens is shocked as he stares at the two men, who had just been tossed into the cage. Rick looks at WAHL who simply shrugs his shoulders back. Rick checks on both men and guides Mike to his corner, and gets him seated on the stool. Rick looks back at Stevens, who starts to drag himself across the ring to his own corner. Once Stevens makes it there, Rick calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Joe Hoffman: Was that smelling salts that Rick was waving under the noses of the two men? I guess that’s the start of round 1?
Benny Newell: Look there are A LOT of things I could say right now…..but ya…let’s just focus on the fight that’s about to start….I doubt it is going to last long anyway.
Mike rises up off of the stool, blood pouring down his face. Stevens pulls himself up using the cage to drag himself to his feet. He stumbles to the center of the octagon and meets The SON in the center of the ring. Mike pulls back and weakly loops a right hand in, but Stevens falls forward grabbing ahold of Mike, and clinching up. The two men stand there, clearly collecting themselves. Rick Stevens let’s the two men collect themselves, before finally splitting them apart.
Joe Hoffman: These two are in pretty rough shape. They both looked like they not only already hit a wall….but went right thru the darn thing.
Benny Newell: You don’t say Joe…I am picking up what you are putting down there Mr. Pun.
Mike reaches back again, but Stevens takes the blow and falls forward to clinch again. Mike snarls at Scott and pushes him off of him. Scott stumbles backwards into the cage siding and grabs ahold. Mike comes forward, grabbing Stevens by the back of the head. He slams Stevens’ head into the mesh of the cage once, then drags his split open forehead down the side of the cage.
Benny Newell: Now we’re getting back to normal!
Joe Hoffman: That gash across Stevens’ forehead is opened up even more now. A lot of blood coming out of that wound.
Mike is ruthless, spinning Stevens around and raining down right hands onto the open wound. Over and over again they crash down, Mike finally satisfied tosses Stevens on the mat. He looks over to Rick, who nods and starts to count.
1
2
3
Stevens makes his way back to his feet, Mike shakes his head, smiling through the blood his bleeding nose has put there. Mike steps in, firing off a kick to Stevens’ side that doubles him over. The CEO takes a step back and fires off another kick, this time aiming for the side of Stevens’ head.
Joe Hoffman: Mike Best got caught!
Stevens catches Mike’s leg, then pushes himself up to his feet and through Mike with a single leg takedown. Scott fires downwards with a right hand, then another, while Mike Best scrambles to put Stevens into a guard and keep the bigger man from passing. Stevens tries to slide his leg up through Mike’s, but Mike is able to fight the attempt off to pass by bringing his foot up and catching Stevens on the hip. He pushes Stevens off of him, but Stevens is able to slide his way out of the butterfly guard and back into a normal guard. Scott looks to posture up but Mike grabs Stevens by the back of the head and pulls it down against his chest.
Benny Newell: Smart fighting by Mike.
The blood from Stevens’ open forehead wound begins to smear across Mike’s chest. Stevens wraps his hands behind Michael’s head, pulls him even tighter to him, and off the ground. He slams him off the mat. Once, twice, then finally is able to pull his head free. Stevens brings down a big elbow strike to Mike’s already busted nose, then swings downwards with a hammer fist. Mike used the opportunity to escape and Stevens’ hand comes up with nothing but canvas. As the two men get up to their feet and begin to pace, the round bell rings.
DING
Joe Hoffman: Finally getting some action in that round, and there at the end Stevens looked to be in control.
Benny Newell: Mike just didn’t like Scott’s peasant blood being all over him. Normally he leaves people in a puddle of blood, not having the Great Salt Lake on his chest in Scott Stevens’ gore.
Mike sits in the corner breathing heavy. He towels his body off with a white ring towel, and tosses it back over the cage, the towel now a shade of pink. Stevens is breathing heavy, and trying to put some pressure on the open wound of his forehead. Rick comes to the center of the ring and calls for the 2nd round.
DING
Joe Hoffman: And our second round has started.
Mike comes out of the corner clearly fed up with Stevens. Stevens comes to the center of the ring, and Mike smashes him with a right hand, Stevens fires back with a left to the body, but Mike is seeing red and drives a jab between Stevens’ eyes. Stevens tries to clinch but Mike finds his stride and moves out of his grasp while delivering a combination to the right side of Stevens’ face. Stevens’ staggers backwards and Mike is already leaping through the air.
Benny Newell: I KNEED A HERO! I KNEED A HERO! It’s been so long since I’ve seen it. The last person I watched get kneed like that barely works here.
Stevens launches backwards from the impact of the knee underneath his jaw. Stevens slumps to the ground while Rick comes over to count.
1
2
Joe Hoffman: That knee was vintage Mike Best.
3
4
Benny Newell: I didn’t get the entrance I wanted but I still saw Stevens eat a knee.
5
6
7
Stevens starts to stir…
8
9
It’s too little too late for Scott Stevens and he slumps back to the canvas.
10!
Rick Stevens calls for the bell as Michael Best falls down on the ground, holding his face.
DING DING DING
Benny Newell: What a gutsy performance from our CEO.
Joe Hoffman: I just hope we never have to see that WAHL guy again.
The scene fades with Mike exiting the ring, with the help of paramedics. He looks at the camera and smiles, mouthing ‘SCOTTY IS NEXT’ as the scene fades.
Event Date: April 23, 2023
The HOTv intro video fades out and we cut live inside a sold out Smoothie King Center here in New Orleans Louisiana.
The crowd is all on their feet as we cut over to our Hall of Fame announce team.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome everyone to another Sunday Night Chaos. I am Joe Hoffman and as always I am joined by fellow High Octane Hall of Famer…..Benny Newell!
Benny Newell: No time for small talk tonight Joe. The SON is returning, the greatest American story continues in the Main Event and of course we will see if I survive a late night in New Orleans. The sooner this show starts…the sooner it ends. LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!
On cue, the lights dim in the arena, #97RED laser lights flash around the arena a spotlight flashes down on the curtain.
Benny Newell: I can’t wait for the Halleljuah’s to sta…
Just as Benny Newell is about to finish his sentence the MR. WAHL, the 4th Generation Wahl, appears at the top of the entrance ramp. The enormous man has two individuals draped over his shoulders. The lights come up, and a bloodied Scott Stevens, and a bloodied CEO Michael Lee Best are the two individuals.
Benny Newell: Oh… Oh shit…The 4th Wahl is here!!!
Joe Hoffman: I guess we’re not getting a Michael Best entrance today after all…
WAHL stomps down the ramp, with both men. He heaves them both through the cage door. Rick “Even” Stevens is shocked as he stares at the two men, who had just been tossed into the cage. Rick looks at WAHL who simply shrugs his shoulders back. Rick checks on both men and guides Mike to his corner, and gets him seated on the stool. Rick looks back at Stevens, who starts to drag himself across the ring to his own corner. Once Stevens makes it there, Rick calls for the bell.
DING DING DING
Joe Hoffman: Was that smelling salts that Rick was waving under the noses of the two men? I guess that’s the start of round 1?
Benny Newell: Look there are A LOT of things I could say right now…..but ya…let’s just focus on the fight that’s about to start….I doubt it is going to last long anyway.
Mike rises up off of the stool, blood pouring down his face. Stevens pulls himself up using the cage to drag himself to his feet. He stumbles to the center of the octagon and meets The SON in the center of the ring. Mike pulls back and weakly loops a right hand in, but Stevens falls forward grabbing ahold of Mike, and clinching up. The two men stand there, clearly collecting themselves. Rick Stevens let’s the two men collect themselves, before finally splitting them apart.
Joe Hoffman: These two are in pretty rough shape. They both looked like they not only already hit a wall….but went right thru the darn thing.
Benny Newell: You don’t say Joe…I am picking up what you are putting down there Mr. Pun.
Mike reaches back again, but Stevens takes the blow and falls forward to clinch again. Mike snarls at Scott and pushes him off of him. Scott stumbles backwards into the cage siding and grabs ahold. Mike comes forward, grabbing Stevens by the back of the head. He slams Stevens’ head into the mesh of the cage once, then drags his split open forehead down the side of the cage.
Benny Newell: Now we’re getting back to normal!
Joe Hoffman: That gash across Stevens’ forehead is opened up even more now. A lot of blood coming out of that wound.
Mike is ruthless, spinning Stevens around and raining down right hands onto the open wound. Over and over again they crash down, Mike finally satisfied tosses Stevens on the mat. He looks over to Rick, who nods and starts to count.
1
2
3
Stevens makes his way back to his feet, Mike shakes his head, smiling through the blood his bleeding nose has put there. Mike steps in, firing off a kick to Stevens’ side that doubles him over. The CEO takes a step back and fires off another kick, this time aiming for the side of Stevens’ head.
Joe Hoffman: Mike Best got caught!
Stevens catches Mike’s leg, then pushes himself up to his feet and through Mike with a single leg takedown. Scott fires downwards with a right hand, then another, while Mike Best scrambles to put Stevens into a guard and keep the bigger man from passing. Stevens tries to slide his leg up through Mike’s, but Mike is able to fight the attempt off to pass by bringing his foot up and catching Stevens on the hip. He pushes Stevens off of him, but Stevens is able to slide his way out of the butterfly guard and back into a normal guard. Scott looks to posture up but Mike grabs Stevens by the back of the head and pulls it down against his chest.
Benny Newell: Smart fighting by Mike.
The blood from Stevens’ open forehead wound begins to smear across Mike’s chest. Stevens wraps his hands behind Michael’s head, pulls him even tighter to him, and off the ground. He slams him off the mat. Once, twice, then finally is able to pull his head free. Stevens brings down a big elbow strike to Mike’s already busted nose, then swings downwards with a hammer fist. Mike used the opportunity to escape and Stevens’ hand comes up with nothing but canvas. As the two men get up to their feet and begin to pace, the round bell rings.
DING
Joe Hoffman: Finally getting some action in that round, and there at the end Stevens looked to be in control.
Benny Newell: Mike just didn’t like Scott’s peasant blood being all over him. Normally he leaves people in a puddle of blood, not having the Great Salt Lake on his chest in Scott Stevens’ gore.
Mike sits in the corner breathing heavy. He towels his body off with a white ring towel, and tosses it back over the cage, the towel now a shade of pink. Stevens is breathing heavy, and trying to put some pressure on the open wound of his forehead. Rick comes to the center of the ring and calls for the 2nd round.
DING
Joe Hoffman: And our second round has started.
Mike comes out of the corner clearly fed up with Stevens. Stevens comes to the center of the ring, and Mike smashes him with a right hand, Stevens fires back with a left to the body, but Mike is seeing red and drives a jab between Stevens’ eyes. Stevens tries to clinch but Mike finds his stride and moves out of his grasp while delivering a combination to the right side of Stevens’ face. Stevens’ staggers backwards and Mike is already leaping through the air.
Benny Newell: I KNEED A HERO! I KNEED A HERO! It’s been so long since I’ve seen it. The last person I watched get kneed like that barely works here.
Stevens launches backwards from the impact of the knee underneath his jaw. Stevens slumps to the ground while Rick comes over to count.
1
2
Joe Hoffman: That knee was vintage Mike Best.
3
4
Benny Newell: I didn’t get the entrance I wanted but I still saw Stevens eat a knee.
5
6
7
Stevens starts to stir…
8
9
It’s too little too late for Scott Stevens and he slumps back to the canvas.
10!
Rick Stevens calls for the bell as Michael Best falls down on the ground, holding his face.
DING DING DING
Benny Newell: What a gutsy performance from our CEO.
Joe Hoffman: I just hope we never have to see that WAHL guy again.
The scene fades with Mike exiting the ring, with the help of paramedics. He looks at the camera and smiles, mouthing ‘SCOTTY IS NEXT’ as the scene fades.