Chaos 28

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Event Date: April 16, 2023

Back to the ringside area. The crowd is electric as it’s time for another match here on Chaos 28. The camera pans over to the announcer’s table where Hall of Fame broadcasters Joe Hoffman and Benny Newell are ready to call the action.

Joe Hoffman: It’s time for our next match here on Chaos where…

Benny Newell: Fucking ugh!!!

Joe Hoffman: Something wrong, Benny?

Benny Newell: Darin Zion.

Joe looks confused for a moment.

Joe Hoffman: Darin Zion isn’t in this next match.

Benny Newell: Thank Lee, but he was just in one of the last segments. My contract clearly states that I don’t have to witness Darin Zion on our broadcasts. Yet, there he was NERDING it up, poisoning my eyes.

Joe Hoffman: Your contract only stipulates Darin Zion matches.

Benny Newell: It should stipulate anything that involves Darin Zion. Fucking NERD.

Joe Hoffman: We also heard from the LSD Champion.

Benny Newell: Traitorous Pirate NERD.

Joe shakes his head and tries to return focus to the next match.

Joe Hoffman: Up next we have a rematch of sorts from Chaos 25 as the man known as STRonk takes on HOW Hall of Famer Scott Stevens.

Benny Newell: The Demi-God of FUCKING NERDDDDS!

Joe Hoffman: Let’s send it to the ring where Bryan McVay is ready to make the introductions for this matchup.

The camera shifts to the center of the ring where Bryan McVay stands with referee Joel Hortega by his side. Bryan has his microphone in hand but waits for the crowd to quiet down before speaking.

Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a No Disqualification match!

The crowd pops at the prospect of violence and blood that is about to take place.

Bryan McVay: Introducing first…

The lights in the arena go black as the sound of bells is heard throughout the arena as the High Octane Vision comes to life as images begin to appear.



Shattered murals.

An abandoned church falling apart.

A field of tombstones.

The Book of Best with the Cross of Best is driven through it with blood pouring down it.



The blood pours down into it and forms the words…



THE… DEMI… GOD… OF… H… O… W



The crowd knows who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the video screen goes black.



“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5



The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp as “O FORTUNA EXCALIBUR REMIX” by Apotheosis begins as Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain wearing a black duster trench coat, a black Stetson hat, and his trademark 97Red-colored circular sunglasses.

Joe Hoffman: Earlier this week we found out that Scott Stevens would be a member of Michael Lee Best’s War Games team. We’ll see if he can get a bit of momentum heading into that grueling match by doing some damage to a member of The Final Alliance.

Benny Newell: Stevens and positive momentum are things that don’t go together. Did you see that poor excuse for a sob story earlier this week? The man was pretty much wetting himself on live television just thinking about this match.

Bryan McVay: Introducing! From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 lbs. He is the “Demi-God of HOW!” SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!

Stevens’ 97Red circular sunglasses glisten in the light and his usual devilish grin is replaced by an emotionless stare before he begins to slowly walk toward the ring. Once he reaches the nearest set of ring steps he climbs up and wipes his feet on the apron before proceeding inside the ring. Once inside, The Demi-God takes off his coat and tosses it outside. He begins to slowly take off his Stetson before taking off his sunglasses to reveal a red eye as he places the glasses in the hat as waits for his opponent.

Bryan McVay: And his opponent…

The lights in the arena go down as “STRONKER” by FLAV RILLE begins to play. Michael Oliver Best walks out on stage dressed to the nines and holding his cane. He looks out at the Little Rock crowd with disgust written all over his face. MOB steps aside as STROnk Godson makes his way out onto the stage. However, Godson isn’t alone. He’s carrying a large heavy-duty ladder completely wrapped in barbed wire over his shoulder like a boombox.

Bryan McVay: From his Sky House in Chicago, Illinois, weighing in tonight at a hefty 285 lbs. He is representing The Final Alliance, here is STRONK! GODDDDDDDDSONNNNNN!

STROnk stands there looking at the crowd with an expressionless stare. MOB points down toward Stevens inside of the ring and gives STROnk a set of orders. The King of Stallions nods his head and begins his march to the ring. STROnk circles the ringside area, never once taking his eyes off of Stevens, before sitting the ladder down. STROnk stomps up the steel ring steps and enters the ring as MOB stands stoically at ringside in Godson’s corner.

Joe Hoffman: Godson has brought a barbed wire-wrapped ladder down to the ring here for this No DQ match versus Scott Stevens. I don’t know if this is going to be used to try and cripple Stevens before War Games or to send a strong message to our LSD Champion.

Benny Newell: It’s fucking both. How many times do you think STROnky Baby and MOB want to deal with Scott Stevens? They are going to use that ladder like a cheese grater at Olive Garden to sprinkle what is left of Stevens over STROnk’s next meal. Maybe then that Pirate NERD will give him back what is rightfully his.

Joe Hoffman: The STRONKUMMS company or the LSD Championship belt?

Benny Newell: Yes.

Bryan McVay exits the ring as Hortega waits to see if both men are ready. Once everyone is set, Hortega calls for the bell to signal the start of the match.

DING DING

Both Stevens and Godson come out of their respective corners to stand in the center of the ring. Stevens tries to keep moving but STROnk just stands in place like the brick shithouse that he is. Stevens decides to dart in and hit Godson with a series of knife-edged chops to the chest. The sound of skin slapping skin echoes throughout the arena but Godson doesn’t even flinch. Stevens darts away trying to stay out of Godson’s grasp before bouncing around again. Stevens darts back in with a boot to the midsection that only doubles over STROnk slightly. Stevens grabs a hold of Godson by the arm in a wristlock. Stevens tries to begin hitting STROnk with multiple shoulder blocks. However, after the first shoulder block, Stevens releases Godson and then recoils holding his own shoulder in pain.

Joe Hoffman: Stevens really tried to lean into the shoulder block on Godson but it seems like it was Scott that took all of the damage there.

Benny Newell: He just tried to shoulder block a building with tree trunks for legs. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?! NERD!

MOB yells from the outside and that causes Godson to start moving. STROnk gets a running start toward Stevens but the Hall of Famer sees him coming. Stevens drops down and manages to trip up Godson causing him to fall throat first along the middle rope. Stevens gets to his feet quickly and then races toward the opposite ropes. Stevens bounces off and then connects with Don’t Mess With Texas to the back of Godson’s head.

Joe Hoffman: Stevens just hit the running knee tumbler on STROnk and I think the use of that knee just rocked the former HOTv and LSD Champion. Godson might be in trouble here!

Benny Newell: That fucking NERD Stevens is resorting to cheating right off the bat! He’s been coming to the ring week after week using that fucking knee brace as a weapon. Do your fucking job, Hortega!

Joe Hoffman: It’s No Disqualification! Everything is legal!

Godson slumps down to the canvas after the shot as Stevens looks to capitalize now that the man is off of his feet. Stevens begins dropping repeated knee drops onto Godson using the knee brace. Godson fights his way back up to his feet slowly but Stevens hits him with a stiff forearm shot before shooting STROnk off into the ropes. Godson bounces off the ropes but Stevens charges in and hits Godson with a massive Texas Hammer to the chest. Godson is rocked and is staggering on one leg trying not to hit the canvas. Stevens charges again before leaping into the air and hitting the teetering Godson with The Fist. Godson hits the canvas hard on impact as the crowd cheers. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover as Hortega slides in.

UNO

DOS

Joe Hoffman: Godson powers out of that pin attempt at two. Stevens has a good strategy going in this match. He’s using his speed advantage to hit STROnk with high-impact moves while making sure that he doesn’t get caught in Godson’s massive hands.

Benny Newell: It’s been effective so far, but how long is Stevens going to be able to pussyfoot around Godson? Eventually, STROnk is going to get tired of this little game of tag that Stevens is trying to play and go primal on his ass.

Stevens doesn’t let the fact that STROnk’s kickout launched him into the air. He quickly gets back up to his feet and then grabs a hold of Godson. Stevens pulls STROnk up to a vertical base and then tries to lift the man up to his shoulders. Clearly, Stevens is trying to go for Houston We Have A Problem but Godson is rooted on the canvas. Stevens continues to try and lift STROnk but Godson hits him with several clubbing blows to the back of the head and neck that floors him. STROnk stands there looking angry before grabbing a hold of Stevens by the hair. STROnk lifts Stevens up to his feet then deposits him over the top rope down to the arena floor with ease. STROnk steps through the ropes and gives chase to his opponent.

Joe Hoffman: Godson has taken this fight to the outside of the ring and that is bad news for Scott Stevens.

Benny Newell: Showing up to work tonight was bad news for Scott Stevens.

STROnk grabs a hold of Stevens as he gets back up to his feet. STROnk hits Stevens with a headbutt before whipping him hard into the barricade. Stevens hits the barricade spine first hard as Godson gets a running start. Godson leaps and hits Stevens with a big splash that puts both men through the barricade and into the crowd. The fans stand on their feet and begin chanting.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Benny Newell: STROnky Baby just squashed Stevens like the bug that he is! I love it!

Joe Hoffman: I could feel the impact here at the announcer’s table!

STROnk gets up to his feet and then pulls Stevens back up. STROnk tosses Stevens deeper into the crowd and the fans are loving it. However, MOB comes over and stops Godson. MOB begins giving STROnk orders before pointing back toward the ring.

Joe Hoffman: Godson was looking to take this fight all over the arena but Michael Oliver Best is trying to make Godson keep the fight here at ringside.

Benny Newell: You can only win the match inside of the ring. This is why Lee’s brother is the perfect person to guide STROnk to the top of this company.

STROnk grabs a hold of Stevens and then yeets him back toward the ringside area. Godson marches after his prey before tossing Stevens back into the ring. Godson then grabs a hold of the barbed wire-wrapped ladder and slides it into the ring. The crowd is in hushed silence as Godson climbs back into the ring. Godson grabs a hold of a ladder and then slams it down hard onto Stevens’ back. Stevens arches his back and howls in pain as STROnk grabs a hold of the ladder. He lifts it high into the air and then once again slams it down hard onto Stevens’ body. Stevens tries to scratch and claw his way to safety but Godson grabs a hold of him. Godson deadlifts Stevens high into the air and then hits him with a backdrop driver. The back of Stevens’ head collides with the barbed wire-wrapped ladder hard. Stevens’ body goes limp as STROnk presses his hands on his opponent’s chest while Hortega slides in.

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DOS

TR–

Joe Hoffman: Stevens manages to get his shoulder off of the canvas before the three count! That backdrop driver onto the ladder was devastating but Stevens is still in this!

Benny Newell: Scott Stevens is a glutton for punishment. Who does he think he is? ScottyNERD?! Stay down your fucking idiot. It’s only going to get worse for you the longer this goes.

MOB shouts into Godson to remember to hook the leg when he covers his opponent. STROnk nods his head but it’s unclear if he understands what MOB is trying to teach him. STROnk turns around but runs right into Remember The Alamo from Stevens.

Joe Hoffman: Godson just ate all of that superkick!

STROnk staggers backward as Stevens takes a moment to recover. STROnk steadies himself and then charges at Stevens. However, Stevens dips down and catches Godson before hitting him with a massive Double S Spinebuster.

Benny Newell: I think the ring just literally bounced!

Stevens pulls himself up to his feet and then goes over toward the ladder on the canvas. Stevens grabs it and sets it up against the turnbuckle in one of the corners. Stevens turns back around and grabs a hold of Godson as he fights his way back up to his feet. Scott grabs STROnk and then uses his whole body to wipe Godson into the corner. STROnk hits the ladder spine first hard as the crowd goes wild. MOB begins to pace a bit on the outside as Godson tries to pull himself from the ladder. Stevens gets a running start and then leaps into the air…

Joe Hoffman: STINGER SPLASH INTO THE LADDER!

Benny Newell: THIS ISN’T GOOD! SOMEONE GET STRONK SOME LIQUID STRONKUMMS IMMEDIATELY!

Stevens peels STROnk away from the ladder and tosses him to the canvas. Stevens opens the ladder up in the corner and then begins to climb up it. The crowd stands on their feet as Stevens carefully climbs to the top of the ladder. Stevens makes it to the top of the ladder and then looks down at Godson on the canvas. Stevens leaps off of the ladder and hits Godson with a huge diving headbutt. Stevens almost knocks himself silly from the impact of the move as the crowd explodes. Stevens crawls over and hooks the leg on Godson as Hortega slides in.

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TRES!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Joe Hoffman: STROnk kicked out, and I mean just barely, before the three! I think if Stevens didn’t almost give himself a concussion with that move he’d have been able to make the cover quicker and would have beaten Godson!

Benny Newell: That was a little too close for comfort but STROnk will never lose to Scott Stevens. It’s not humanly or mathematically possible. That was Stevens’ big shot and Godson still kicked out!

Stevens looks up at Hortega and holds up three fingers but Hortega sticks two fingers into the air. Stevens pulls himself up to his feet and then races towards the ropes as Godson begins to fight his way off of the canvas. Stevens leaps to the middle rope and then springs off backward toward STROnk.

Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!

Benny Newell: NOT JUST YET!

Stevens goes for his finisher but STROnk is still too big and too strong to go down. Godson grabs Stevens and tosses him off of his neck down to the canvas. STROnk gives Stevens a stiff kick to the ribs that sends him under the bottom rope and down to the arena floor. Godson turns around and looks at the barbed wire-wrapped ladder in astonishment. Godson looks at the top of the ladder with childlike wonder as his mind tries to comprehend that you can climb and jump off of a ladder.

Joe Hoffman: I think STROnk is fascinated by the fact that Stevens jumped off the top of that ladder, moments ago.

Benny Newell: I’m all for Godson’s mind cooking up various means of destruction but he needs to focus on the match right now! He’s going to end up disappointing Papa Best!

MOB slams his hand down on the ring apron and shouts toward Godson. STROnk comes out of his trance as MOB points over to Stevens who is up on the ring apron. STROnk lumbers over toward Stevens but the Hall of Famer grabs Godson and drops him throat first across the top rope. Godson hits the canvas and then crawls for safety as Stevens slides back into the ring. Stevens gets back up to his feet holding something in his hand as Godson lies against a turnbuckle pad in the corner. Stevens gets a head of steam and then charges toward Godson. Stevens dives and tries to strike STROnk but he rolls out of the way.

Joe Hoffman: Oh my God! Stevens just tries to stab STROnk with a screwdriver!!!

Benny Newell: Where the fuck did he get a screwdriver from??!?!

Joe Hoffman: Stevens must have found a toolbox under the ring while Godson was busy looking at the ladder!

Stevens moves away from the corner as the crowd gasps at the screwdriver that is jammed into the middle turnbuckle pad. Stevens begins to pull himself up to his feet but Godson grabs a hold of him from behind. Godson lifts Stevens into the air and tosses him. Not so much a German suplex as it was a mighty heave up and over. Stevens crashes down to the canvas hard as STROnk gets back up to his feet. Godson stares at the screwdriver embedded in the turnbuckle but then turns toward Stevens with fire in his eyes.

Joe Hoffman: If I were Stevens, I would run.

Benny Newell: Not-so-great Scott has fucked up now!

Godson grabs a hold of Stevens and then lifts him up onto his shoulders. Godson goes for Squat Rack Breaker but Stevens uses elbow shots to the side of the head to escape. Stevens lands on his feet behind STROnk and then locks in a rear naked choke.

Joe Hoffman: Stevens has STROnk in a rear naked choke! Can you imagine the irony if Scott Stevens makes Godson tap out to a chokehold?!

Benny Newell: This is blasphemy! Stevens has gone too far!!! Revoke that NERD’S spot in the War Games match! Fire him again! Deport him back to Fisher Price Island!!!

STROnk staggers around looking for a rope to grab but it’s a No DQ match and there are no rope breaks. Stevens continues to squeeze and try to cut off the oxygen to Godson’s brain as the crowd begins stomping their feet and clapping. Godson begins to fade and drops down to one knee as Hortega begins to ask if he wants to submit. Godson begins to fight his way back up to both feet but Stevens hops up onto his back and keeps cranking on the hold. STROnk does the only thing he can do and that straightens up and falls back to the canvas.

Joe Hoffman: Godson just fell backward with Stevens on his back and crushed him down to the canvas!

Benny Newell: Someone get a spatula! We got roadkill in the ring!

All of the air leaves Stevens’ body in a hurry as Godson rolls off of him. STROnk gets up to his feet on unsteady legs but then looks over at the ladder. STROnk staggers up and then pulls the ladder over toward Stevens and opens it up. Godson begins to slowly climb the ladder as the crowd and everyone else senses the impending doom.

Joe Hoffman: Godson is climbing the ladder and this will not be good.

Benny Newell: Stevens jumped off of STROnk’s ladder and almost beat him. Payback is a motherfucker, Hoffhole!

STROnk slowly reaches the top of the ladder and tries to gather his balance. STROnk looks down at Stevens on the canvas and realizes that the Hall of Famer looks like an ant from up there. Godson leaps… or rather falls over the ladder and hits Stevens with a big tsunami splash from above.

Joe Hoffman: HOLYYYY…

Benny Newell: FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!

The ring nearly buckles from the impact. Hortega scrambles over and begins to make the count.

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TRES!!!

DING DING DING!!!

Bryan McVay: Here is your winner… STRONKKKKK GODSONNNNN!!!

Joe Hoffman: There was no doubt after that move. STROnk picks up the win here tonight over a very game Scott Stevens.

Benny Newell: Very game? The fuck are you talking about? STROnk just turned Scott Stevens in The Lonesome Pancake! It was a dominating win for the most dominating member of The Final Alliance….you could almost say that Stevens got pinned three times today….it had to feel that way!!!!!

STROnk gets to his feet and gets his arm raised in victory. However, STROnk looks down at Stevens on the canvas. Much like in their last match, Godson leans over and tries to pluck the red glass eye from Stevens’ skull.

Joe Hoffman: Enough is enough, someone stop him!

Benny Newell: Would you like to get up into the ring and try to stop him?!

Suddenly, the crowd goes wild as the LSD Champion, Jace Parker Davidson races down the ramp and slides into the ring. Jace gets to his feet and shoves Godson away before he can capture Stevens’ eye.

Joe Hoffman: The LSD Champion is here to make the save for his teammate and confront Godson!

Benny Newell: Fucking NERDS everywhere!

Godson turns and looks at Davidson. The two men stare each other down before Davidson reaches down and grabs a hold of Stevens. Jace pulls his fellow Hall of Famer up to his feet but then tosses him over the top rope and down to the arena floor below.

Joe Hoffman: What is happening here?! Davidson just tossed one of his own War Games partners to the outside of the ring!

Benny Newell: I told you that Pirate NERD was a fucking traitor!

Davidson turns around and begins trying to reason with Godson. STROnk just stands there and looks at Davidson with a blank expression. Jace continues to try to get through to STROnk but MOB slams his hands on the ring apron and yells toward Godson.

MOB: HE KILLED MONGO!!!

The words hit Godson and flip a switch inside of the man. STROnk and Davidson begin trading shots in the middle of the ring as the crowd erupts. Godson gets the better of the exchange and then grabs a hold of Davidson. Godson lifts him high up into the air going for a vertical drop brainbuster but Davidson counters with knee strikes to the top of the head. Godson loses his grip as Jace lands on his feet behind him. Davidson hits Stronk with a low dropkick to the legs. Godson staggers forward and falls to his knees. Davidson charges and…

Joe Hoffman: V-Trigger knee strike to Godson!

Davidson rocks Godson with the knee strike. However, Godson pulls himself back up to his feet immediately like he was never even hit. Godson lets out a primal roar as he begins to stalk toward Davidson.

Benny Newell: That V-Trigger was about as useful as hitting STROnk with a pool noodle!

STROnk grabs a hold of Davidson but Jace thinks fast and kicks Godson between his legs hard. The low blow drops Godson like a sack of potatoes as Davidson backs up toward a corner. STROnk holds his groin in pain and tries to pull himself off the canvas. Davidson explodes out of the corner and…

Joe Hoffman: BEND THE KNEE!!!

Benny Newell: HE DIDN’T DO IT!!!

Davidson leaps into the air for the curb stomp but stops himself. Davidson decides not to further attack the man he considered a friend. Davidson screams and begins shaking the ropes in frustration, mad at himself. MOB makes his way up onto the ring apron and begins to argue with the LSD Champion. Jace is in no mood and has no issues with dealing out punishment to a man with the last name Best. Jace rears back to level MOB but a massive hand reaches out and stops him.

Joe Hoffman: OH MY GOD IS THAT BARBED WIRED WRAPPED AROUND HIS ARMS?!?!

Benny Newell: I AM SO ERECT RIGHT NOW! END THAT NERD!!!

Jace turns his head and sees Godson standing there with the barbed wire from the ladder wrapped around both of his massive arms. Godson grabs a hold of Davidson and then pulls him to the canvas while locking in the banned Body Dysmorphia hold. The large arms and barbed wire dig into Davidson’s neck and body. MOB steps into the ring with a devious smile on his face STROnk continues to crush Davidson.

Joe Hoffman: The man has a surgically repaired neck! This is too far and it’s getting tough to watch!

Benny Newell: All Davidson had to do was give Godson back his company and keep his nose out of his business. But he just couldn’t do that! Now he’s going to pay the price for killing poor, sweet MONGO!

Joe Hoffman: GODSON WAS CHEWING ON MONGO’S BONES LIKE AN ANIMAL!

Benny Newell: CIRCLE OF LIFE BABY!

Godson squeezes with all of his might as Davidson’s body goes limp. STROnk continues to torque on the hold while MOB berates an unconscious LSD Champion. EMT’s begin racing down to the ring to try to pry Godson off of Davidson and give him medical attention as we cut away.