Post by Jman2k3 on Aug 7, 2017 6:41:02 GMT
Season Five, Week Two
Vancouver, British Columbia
November 29, 2011
ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-0, 18%) vs. Scott Stevens (0-1, 9%)
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "I am the Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as a mash-up of "I Stand Alone" and "Amazing" hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling champion, complete with belt around the waist. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while pointing at the LPW title around his waist. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Amelia Williams: This is an Alpha Division match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 256 pounds...The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Venomous One and Only, and the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion... he is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Frankie Garnett: So, Tori, how much slander have you done, proclaiming Stevens' season to be over?
Tori Montgomery: None. It's still early in the season.
Frankie Garnett: So why were you in Chicago all week?
Tori Montgomery: I'm afraid I can't answer that, Frankie.
Bob Sinclair: Guys, we have a match to be calling shortly.
The lights in the arena do dark, as the sounds of bells tolling in the distance can be heard through the speakers. As the bells reach a crescendo, the opening to AC//DC's "Hell's Bells" hits the speakers as The Pizza Wagon emerges from the curtains backstage. Stopping in front of a smog machine, the mist partially conceals the form of the opponent before he steps into view. This week, the outfit consists of a fedora and trenchcoat...which are not intimidating in the least given the Noid clearly visible on the hat, and the legend "#RestInPizza" on the back of the trenchcoat. With barely any acknowledgement to the fans, he proceeds to the ring and steps through the ropes, slowly taking his entrance gear off in preparation for the match.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III!
Frankie Garnett: ...the hell is this?
Bob Sinclair: Looks like Pizza Mask is trying to play mind games with Stevens.
Tori Montgomery: I could swear I've seen this somewhere before....
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Scott Stevens hit the Slap Kick
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Slap Kick
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Pizza Mask III blocked the Elbow Drop On Knee.
Pizza Mask III recovers and stands up.
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike
The Triple Kick Combo was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.
Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Back Kick
Pizza Mask III hit the Back Kick
Scott Stevens took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Scott Stevens hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb
Scott Stevens hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry
Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Scott Stevens hit the Corner Clothesline
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens hit the Powerbomb
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Scott Stevens climbs the turnbuckles.
Scott Stevens hit the Missile Dropkick
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Back Suplex.
Pizza Mask III blocked the German Suplex. This is the second block in a row, and Pizza Mask III takes control.
Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Backhand Blow
Pizza Mask III hit the Punch Flurry
Pizza Mask III hit the Snap Mare Takedown
Pizza Mask III picks up Scott Stevens.
Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed!
Frankie Garnett: If you needed proof that Pizza Mask has shredded cheese for brains, I present Exhibit A.
Tori Montgomery: Don't be so sure yet, Frankie. PM3's a tough competitor.
Bob Sinclair: Even so, if he doesn't get on the offensive soon, Stevens could make short work of him.
Pizza Mask III is feeling the effects of Arachnophobia!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
A short struggle ends with the escape!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III into the ropes.
Scott Stevens hit the Leaping Side Suplex
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Scott Stevens hit the Corner Triple Kick
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
The Back Suplex was countered into a Dropkick.
Scott Stevens moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!
The Powerbomb was countered into a Kick To Gut.
Pizza Mask III hit the Running Dropkick
Scott Stevens moved and the Handspring Moonsault missed!
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Pizza Mask III blocked the German Suplex.
Scott Stevens hit the Kick Rush
Scott Stevens hit the Kneeling Kick Rush
Scott Stevens applied the Camel Clutch
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Escaped!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Pizza Mask III broke the Powerbomb.
Pizza Mask III hit the DDT
Pizza Mask III picks up Scott Stevens.
Pizza Mask III hit the Small Package
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Frankie Garnett: Like that's going to work against a champion, you backyard reject?
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo
Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles.
Scott Stevens shook the ropes to stop the Split-Legged Moonsault.
Scott Stevens throws Pizza Mask III off the top rope.
Scott Stevens applied the Camel Clutch
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Escaped!
And Pizza Mask III feels the Toxic Sting of Scott Stevens!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and ten seconds...Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens with a win over what most consider an arch-rival, and I shudder to think what we're going to see on Twitter this coming week.
Frankie Garnett: Oh, Lord, don't start this "Twitter Twitter #hashtag Twitter" crap. Doesn't SWF do enough of that?
Tori Montgomery: Says the man with a Twitter account of his own....
Vancouver, British Columbia
November 29, 2011
ALPHA DIVISION: Pizza Mask III (1-0, 18%) vs. Scott Stevens (0-1, 9%)
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "I am the Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as a mash-up of "I Stand Alone" and "Amazing" hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling champion, complete with belt around the waist. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while pointing at the LPW title around his waist. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Amelia Williams: This is an Alpha Division match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 256 pounds...The Master of Disaster, The King of Sting, The Venomous One and Only, and the reigning Legacy Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champion... he is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Frankie Garnett: So, Tori, how much slander have you done, proclaiming Stevens' season to be over?
Tori Montgomery: None. It's still early in the season.
Frankie Garnett: So why were you in Chicago all week?
Tori Montgomery: I'm afraid I can't answer that, Frankie.
Bob Sinclair: Guys, we have a match to be calling shortly.
The lights in the arena do dark, as the sounds of bells tolling in the distance can be heard through the speakers. As the bells reach a crescendo, the opening to AC//DC's "Hell's Bells" hits the speakers as The Pizza Wagon emerges from the curtains backstage. Stopping in front of a smog machine, the mist partially conceals the form of the opponent before he steps into view. This week, the outfit consists of a fedora and trenchcoat...which are not intimidating in the least given the Noid clearly visible on the hat, and the legend "#RestInPizza" on the back of the trenchcoat. With barely any acknowledgement to the fans, he proceeds to the ring and steps through the ropes, slowly taking his entrance gear off in preparation for the match.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III!
Frankie Garnett: ...the hell is this?
Bob Sinclair: Looks like Pizza Mask is trying to play mind games with Stevens.
Tori Montgomery: I could swear I've seen this somewhere before....
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Scott Stevens hit the Slap Kick
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Slap Kick
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Pizza Mask III blocked the Elbow Drop On Knee.
Pizza Mask III recovers and stands up.
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike
The Triple Kick Combo was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.
Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Back Kick
Pizza Mask III hit the Back Kick
Scott Stevens took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Scott Stevens hit the Slingshot Senton Bomb
Scott Stevens hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry
Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Scott Stevens hit the Corner Clothesline
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens hit the Powerbomb
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Scott Stevens climbs the turnbuckles.
Scott Stevens hit the Missile Dropkick
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Back Suplex.
Pizza Mask III blocked the German Suplex. This is the second block in a row, and Pizza Mask III takes control.
Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Backhand Blow
Pizza Mask III hit the Punch Flurry
Pizza Mask III hit the Snap Mare Takedown
Pizza Mask III picks up Scott Stevens.
Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens moved and the Slingshot Senton Bomb missed!
Frankie Garnett: If you needed proof that Pizza Mask has shredded cheese for brains, I present Exhibit A.
Tori Montgomery: Don't be so sure yet, Frankie. PM3's a tough competitor.
Bob Sinclair: Even so, if he doesn't get on the offensive soon, Stevens could make short work of him.
Pizza Mask III is feeling the effects of Arachnophobia!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
A short struggle ends with the escape!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III into the ropes.
Scott Stevens hit the Leaping Side Suplex
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Scott Stevens hit the Corner Triple Kick
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
The Back Suplex was countered into a Dropkick.
Scott Stevens moved and the Seated Dropkick missed!
The Powerbomb was countered into a Kick To Gut.
Pizza Mask III hit the Running Dropkick
Scott Stevens moved and the Handspring Moonsault missed!
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Pizza Mask III blocked the German Suplex.
Scott Stevens hit the Kick Rush
Scott Stevens hit the Kneeling Kick Rush
Scott Stevens applied the Camel Clutch
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Escaped!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
Pizza Mask III broke the Powerbomb.
Pizza Mask III hit the DDT
Pizza Mask III picks up Scott Stevens.
Pizza Mask III hit the Small Package
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Frankie Garnett: Like that's going to work against a champion, you backyard reject?
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo
Pizza Mask III climbs the turnbuckles.
Scott Stevens shook the ropes to stop the Split-Legged Moonsault.
Scott Stevens throws Pizza Mask III off the top rope.
Scott Stevens applied the Camel Clutch
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Escaped!
And Pizza Mask III feels the Toxic Sting of Scott Stevens!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eleven minutes and ten seconds...Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens with a win over what most consider an arch-rival, and I shudder to think what we're going to see on Twitter this coming week.
Frankie Garnett: Oh, Lord, don't start this "Twitter Twitter #hashtag Twitter" crap. Doesn't SWF do enough of that?
Tori Montgomery: Says the man with a Twitter account of his own....