Post by Jman2k3 on Mar 20, 2023 2:22:43 GMT
Chaos 025
Event Date: March 19, 2023
We cut back to the ringside area of The Best Arena. The fans are on their feet, buzzing over seeing a new son of Kostoff officially sign on the dotted line.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to Chaos 025 ladies and gentlemen. The son of Kostoff is officially a member of High Octane Wrestling and immediately has an opportunity to earn his way into the War Games match as he takes on Charles de Lacy next week in a Qualifying match.
Benny Newell: That kid is going to regret that very moment for the rest of his short life. Kid has a death wish!
Joe Hoffman: It sounds like the kid just wants to follow in his dad’s footsteps and who knows….we might have just seen the beginning of another Hall of Fame career here.
Benny Newell: So you started drinking huh? Got it.
Joe shakes his head and focuses in on the task at hand
Joe Hoffman: Ok folks up next we will see the man that attacked the current LSD Champion, Jace Parker Davidson, after his match at March To Glory.
Benny Newell: That man has a name, Hoffhole. And that name happens to be STRONK DADDY! He did what any sane person would have done after finding out what that traitorous pirate did to poor MONGO.
Joe Hoffman: That is speculation being thrown around by the Best family. They’ve successfully driven a wedge between Godson and the LSD Champion. But tonight isn’t about that, tonight Godson steps into the ring to face the challenge of Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: Also known as the idiot that also allowed The Evil Empire to walk away from Manchester, England with the HOTv Championship.
Joe Hoffman: Should be a good one as we start down the road toward War Games. Let’s send it to Bryan McVay in the ring to make the introductions.
The camera shifts to the center of the ring where Bryan McVay can be seen standing with his microphone in hand.
Bryan McVay: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall!
The crowd pops loudly, ready for more action here tonight. Joel Hortega stands off to the side of McVay who begins to speak again.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first…
The lights in the arena go down as “STRONKER” by FLAV RILLE begins to play. STRonk Godson walks out onto the stage, with Michael Oliver Best following behind him. The fans pop for his arrival—promiscuous women and drunk and disorderly men, especially.
Bryan McVay: Currently residing in Chicago, Illinois. Weighing in tonight at 270 lbs. He is “The King of Stallions!” STRONK! GODSONNNNNNNNNN!
STRonk walks to the ring, and, just before stomping up the ring steps, grabs ahold of his ‘STRONK AF’ sleeveless tee shirt and rips it from his body with startling ease. STRonk enters the ring, while MOB stands out on the floor, looking on at the man that is now under his guidance.
Joe Hoffman: Godson looks impressive here tonight. Whatever he is doing to regain the muscle and physique that he once lost is definitely working. With Michael Oliver Best in his corner, you’ve got to wonder just how this version of Godson will be different from the one we’re used to seeing.
Benny Newell: STRonk is a member of The Final Alliance and Papa Best has done everything, and I mean everything, to put Godson in a position to succeed. No longer will the likes of Davidson and some nerd that has a name like Shelley, keep STRonk from standing at the top of the mountain here in HOW.
STRonk stands in his corner stoic and angry as McVay raises the microphone up to his lips again.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent…
The lights in the arena go black as the sound of bells is heard throughout the arena as the High Octane Vision comes to life as images begin to appear.
Shattered murals.
An abandoned church falling apart.
A field of tombstones.
The Book of Best with the Cross of Best is driven through it with blood pouring down it.
The blood pours down into it and forms the words….
THE…DEMI…GOD…OF…H…O…W
The crowd knows who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the video screen goes black.
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp as “O FORTUNA EXCALIBUR REMIX” by Apotheosis begins as Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain wearing a black duster trench coat, a black Stetson hat, and his trademark 97Red colored circular sunglasses.
Bryan McVay: Introducing! From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 lbs. He is the “Demi-God of HOW!” SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
Stevens’ 97Red circular sunglasses glisten in the light and his usual devilish grin is replaced by an emotionless stare before pointing towards his opponent before he begins to slowly walk toward the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Earlier tonight Stevens made it clear about his feeling on Evan Ward being named the third Captain for War Games. Scott has been loyal to Lee Best since last year’s War Games match but seems like his blind faith has finally worn thin.
Benny Newell: Stevens is a man that gets high off of his own fumes. Lee Best gave him an opportunity to come back to HOW and what does Stevens do? He acts like Lee Best crawled on his hands and knees to The Lonesome Loser for help. Lee Best has ghosted Stevens since that very moment and it’s taken Stevens a whole fucking year to figure out that GOD just isn’t that into you.
Once he reaches the nearest set of ring steps he climbs up and wipes his feet on the apron before proceeding inside the ring. Once inside, The Demi-God takes off his coat and tosses it outside. He begins slowly taking off his Stetson before taking off his sunglasses to reveal a red eye as he places the glasses in the hat. McVay exits the ring as Stevens waits for the bell to ring. Hortega makes sure both men are ready and then gets things started.
DING DING
Stevens comes out of his corner first, not at all intimidated by Godson who steps to the center of the ring. Stevens begins to talk down to, literally, the shorter but slightly more bulky Godson. STRonk has no patience or desire to listen to Stevens and begins firing off heavy shots to the midsection and chest of the HOW Hall of Famer. Stevens gets rocked backward with each shot until his back is against the ropes. Godson grabs a hold of Stevens and whips him across the ring into the ropes. Stevens bounces off the ropes as Godson ducks his head down. Stevens puts the brakes on and hits Godson with a stiff kick to the face. Godson stiffens up and staggers a bit. Stevens comes up from behind Godson and then gets him in a full nelson. STRonk tries to power out of it but Stevens chucks him up and over with a snap dragon suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a stiff kick to the face of Godson and then an impressive show of strength with that snap dragon suplex.
Benny Newell: Of course, it true Stevens fashion it was a bad idea. Dumping STRonk on his head does zero damage.
STRonk lands head and shoulders but slowly pulls himself back up to his feet. STRonk turns around but Stevens charges and connects with a high knee to the face. STRonk staggers backward toward the ropes which keep him on his feet. Stevens opens with a series of knife-edged chops to the chest. Stevens grabs a hold of Godson by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Godson bounces off the ropes but Stevens catches him and hits him with Double S Spinebuster. The ring shakes from the impact of the move before Stevens gets back up to his feet. Stevens steps through the ropes and then begins to climb the turnbuckle. Stevens finds his balance on the top rope then leaps off and connects with a diving headbutt to the shoulder and chest of Godson. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on STRonk as Hortega slides in for the count.
Joel Hortega: UNO
POWERFUL KICKOUT BY GODSON!
Joe Hoffman: Godson just launched Scott Stevens into the air kicking out after just a one count. Stevens hit all of that diving headbutt but Godson still has too much left in the tank to keep down.
Benny Newell: That is all the tutelage of Michael Oliver Best right there. He’s been teaching STRonk the right way to do things now that he’s rid of that scrawny little drug addict. Godson is the muscle and now he’s got the brain to lead him toward being the killer he’s supposed to be.
Stevens hits the canvas but quickly gets back up to his feet. STRonk pulls himself up to a vertical base. Stevens goes for a discus clothesline but Godson raises his arms into the air and blocks it. STRonk reaches up and grabs a hold of Stevens’ head with his massive hands. STRonk hits Stevens with a big headbutt that sends the Hall of Famer crashing down to the canvas. Stevens staggers back up to his feet in a dazed manner but STRonk grabs a hold of him from behind. STRonk lifts Stevens up into the air but then drops him with a backdrop driver down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Godson blocked the big discus clothesline attempt by Stevens and now the big man is rolling here in the match. We’ll find out how resilient Scott Stevens is here as STRonk continues his assault.
Benny Newell: Let’s just call it what it is. STRonk just scrambled Stevens’ brains with that headbutt. And not he just deposited Stevens like a sack of potatoes down to the canvas. It’s the beginning of the end for the Demi-Douche of HOW.
STRonk gets back up feet and looks over toward Michael Oliver Best before making his next move. MOB gives STRonk a knowing look and then the big man focuses his attention back on Stevens who is still on the canvas. STRonk grabs a hold of Stevens by the hair and effortlessly pulls him back up to a vertical base. STRonk spins Stevens around and then hoists him up into the air again. STRonk drops Stevens with a second backdrop driver down to the canvas. STRonk gets back up and then repeats the process one more time hitting Stevens with a third backdrop driver down to the canvas. Stevens tries to roll out of the ring but STRonk stops him. STronk lifts Stevens high up into the air and holds him in place for a good while. STRonk spikes Stevens down to the canvas with a vertical drop brainbuster. STRonk hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Hortega slides in.
Joel Hortega: UNO
Joel Hortega: DOS
STEVENS SHOOTS HIS SHOULDER OFF OF THE CANVAS BEFORE THE THREE!
Joe Hoffman: STRonk just about broke Stevens’ neck with the vertical drop brainbuster. But much to STRonk’s disgust, Stevens managed to get his shoulder off the canvas before the three count was made.
Benny Newell: Stevens has been whining and crying about the fact that he wasn’t named a Captain for War Games. So, he’s out here tonight risking life and limb in a futile effort to try and beat STRonk. Basically, Stevens is a fool and doesn’t know when to stay down.
STRonk gets up to his feet and is absolutely fuming over the fact that Stevens managed to get his shoulder off of the canvas. STRonk begins to lay in heavy stomps to Stevens but even that isn’t enough to out the fire of hatred in his eyes. STRonk steps through the ropes and slowly begins to climb the turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: I do not like the thought of a 270 lb man like Godson climbing to the top rope. Nothing good can happen in this situation if you’re Scott Stevens.
STRonk gets midway up the turnbuckle but suddenly the crowd begins to react. STRonk looks around a bit until finally up at the HOV. The fans are reacting to the current HOW LSD Champion Jace Parker Davidson standing backstage. Davidson has the eyepatch over his eye and the LSD Championship belt over his shoulder. Davidson is standing in front of a monitor backstage and is watching the match play out.
Benny Newell: What the hell is he doing here in Chicago?! Someone take him off of the screen. He’s distracting STRonk!
STRonk is indeed distracted by the image of Jace Parker Davidson on the HOV. The blood boils inside of the 270 lb monster but on the outside MOB pounds his cane onto the floor and hells at STRonk to focus. STRonk takes his eyes off Davidson and makes it to the top rope. STRonk leaps off the top rope and goes for a big tsunami splash on Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: STEVENS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
The ring quivers with the impact of STRonk hitting the canvas and coming up empty. Stevens uses the ropes and begins to pull himself back up to his feet slowly. STRonk gets back up on his feet holding his midsection in pain but then charges at Stevens. Scott sees STRonk coming and then pulls down the top rope causing Godson to tumble over the ropes and down to the arena floor. Stevens rolls out of the ring and gives chase to Godson. STRonk pulls himself back up to his feet but Stevens gives him a boot to the midsection before hitting him with a side Russian leg sweep into the barricade. The back of Godson’s head hits hard as Stevens gets back up to his feet.
Benny Newell: Why is Hortega taking a siesta?! Do your freaking job and get Stevens off of STRonk!
Stevens grabs a hold of STRonk and then pulls the man back up to his feet. Stevens whips STRonk shoulder first into the steel ring steps. STRonk hits with a loud thud and the steps literally explode upon impact. Stevens makes his way over but ends up standing face-to-face with Michael Oliver Best. The two men stare at each other intensely before Stevens starts to trash-talk Lee Best’s brother.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens is having it out with Michael Oliver Best here at ringside while STRonk is down. Our cameras can’t pick up what is being said by Stevens.
Benny Newell: Stevens is obviously just whining about not being a War Games captain this year. Honestly, the guy hasn’t won a single match in 2023 and he wonders why he isn’t a War Games captain. I just hope MOB doesn’t offer that whiny bitch his handkerchief.
MOB sneers at Stevens who turns his attention back towards his opponent. Stevens grabs a hold of STRonk and then rolls him back into the ring. Stevens slides back into the ring as STRonk begins to pull himself up to his knees. Stevens gets a running start then levels Godson with Don’t Mess With Texas right to the face. The knee shot to the face hits the mark and Godson is put on his back. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Godson as Hortega slides in.
Joel Hortega: UNO
Joel Hortega: DOS
Joel Hortega: TRE–
NO!!! GODSON GETS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS BEFORE THE THREE!!!
Joe Hoffman: There was no strong kick out there by STRonk. No launching Stevens into the air after a one count. That running knee shot to the face nearly ended it if not for Godson getting his shoulder off of the canvas at the last split second.
Benny Newell: Someone please explain to me how that isn’t a disqualification?!
Joe Hoffman: It was a clean shot, Benny!
Benny Newell: Was it? Stevens used the knee that has a heavy brace on it. The last time I checked a heavy brace is pretty much a foreign object. One that he just used to almost beat STRonk. This isn’t an LSD rules match, Stevens has resorted to cheating! He’s spent way too much time over in the EVIL EMPIRE!!!
Stevens gets to his feet and then begins hitting repeated knee drops to the skull of Godson using the knee with the heavy brace. Godson is busted open as Stevens pulls him back up to his feet. Stevens gives STRonk a boot to the midsection then whips him into the corner. Godson hits the turnbuckle hard before Stevens gets a running start. Stevens leaps into the air and goes for a Stinger Splash but Godson sees him coming.
Joe Hoffman: Godson just caught Stevens in midair!
Godson indeed plucks Stevens out of the air and wraps his arms around him. STRonk begins to squeeze Stevens tightly while swinging his opponent side to side like a ragdoll.
Joe Hoffman: What is Godson doing?!
Benny Newell: Isn’t it obvious?! Stevens is finally getting that hug he’s been chasing for so long!!!
Godson continues to sling Stevens around back and forth but Stevens counters by biting STRonk in the head where he’s been busted open. The tactic works and makes Godson release his grip on the HOW Hall of Famer. Stevens takes a moment to recover from begins squeezed by Godson. STRonk staggers out of the corner as Stevens approaches. Stevens leaps and…
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: COUNTERED!
Godson pushes Stevens off of him and into the ropes. Stevens turns around but STRonk charges and hits Stevens with a huge spear that nearly cuts the man in half. Stevens hits the canvas hard and rolls around holding his midsection in pain. STRonk gets back up to his feet as MOB makes a throat-cutting motion with his thumb across his neck. STRonk nods and then grabs a hold of Stevens off of the canvas. STRonk lifts Stevens up onto his shoulders before hitting him with the Squat Rack Breaker. Stevens crumbles down to the canvas as STRonk places his meaty hands on Stevens to make the cover.
Joel Hortega: UNO
Joel Hortega: DOS
Joel Hortega: TRES!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner STRONK GODSONNNNN!!!!
Hortega gets up to his feet and raises Godson’s arm into the air in victory. STRonk pulls away from Hortega and continues to glare down at Stevens. STRonk leans over and begins to reach for Stevens’ glass eye but MOB has entered the ring and stopped Godson from grabbing it.
Joe Hoffman: STRonk Godson with the big win here tonight over Scott Stevens and that will give him a boost in the standings when it comes to getting a spot in the War Games match. However, it looks like Godson was going to pluck Stevens’ glass eye out of his skull.
Benny Newell: MOB made here that STRonk didn’t touch anything as filthy as a Scott Stevens glass eye. The job is complete and Stevens begins irrelevant once again as MOB makes sure STRonk is focused and ready for War Games.
Joe Hoffman: I’m getting word that we’re going to try and get someone backstage to get a word with the LSD Champion. Let’s take it here from ringside to the backstage area here in the Best Arena.
Event Date: March 19, 2023
We cut back to the ringside area of The Best Arena. The fans are on their feet, buzzing over seeing a new son of Kostoff officially sign on the dotted line.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to Chaos 025 ladies and gentlemen. The son of Kostoff is officially a member of High Octane Wrestling and immediately has an opportunity to earn his way into the War Games match as he takes on Charles de Lacy next week in a Qualifying match.
Benny Newell: That kid is going to regret that very moment for the rest of his short life. Kid has a death wish!
Joe Hoffman: It sounds like the kid just wants to follow in his dad’s footsteps and who knows….we might have just seen the beginning of another Hall of Fame career here.
Benny Newell: So you started drinking huh? Got it.
Joe shakes his head and focuses in on the task at hand
Joe Hoffman: Ok folks up next we will see the man that attacked the current LSD Champion, Jace Parker Davidson, after his match at March To Glory.
Benny Newell: That man has a name, Hoffhole. And that name happens to be STRONK DADDY! He did what any sane person would have done after finding out what that traitorous pirate did to poor MONGO.
Joe Hoffman: That is speculation being thrown around by the Best family. They’ve successfully driven a wedge between Godson and the LSD Champion. But tonight isn’t about that, tonight Godson steps into the ring to face the challenge of Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: Also known as the idiot that also allowed The Evil Empire to walk away from Manchester, England with the HOTv Championship.
Joe Hoffman: Should be a good one as we start down the road toward War Games. Let’s send it to Bryan McVay in the ring to make the introductions.
The camera shifts to the center of the ring where Bryan McVay can be seen standing with his microphone in hand.
Bryan McVay: Our next contest is scheduled for one fall!
The crowd pops loudly, ready for more action here tonight. Joel Hortega stands off to the side of McVay who begins to speak again.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first…
The lights in the arena go down as “STRONKER” by FLAV RILLE begins to play. STRonk Godson walks out onto the stage, with Michael Oliver Best following behind him. The fans pop for his arrival—promiscuous women and drunk and disorderly men, especially.
Bryan McVay: Currently residing in Chicago, Illinois. Weighing in tonight at 270 lbs. He is “The King of Stallions!” STRONK! GODSONNNNNNNNNN!
STRonk walks to the ring, and, just before stomping up the ring steps, grabs ahold of his ‘STRONK AF’ sleeveless tee shirt and rips it from his body with startling ease. STRonk enters the ring, while MOB stands out on the floor, looking on at the man that is now under his guidance.
Joe Hoffman: Godson looks impressive here tonight. Whatever he is doing to regain the muscle and physique that he once lost is definitely working. With Michael Oliver Best in his corner, you’ve got to wonder just how this version of Godson will be different from the one we’re used to seeing.
Benny Newell: STRonk is a member of The Final Alliance and Papa Best has done everything, and I mean everything, to put Godson in a position to succeed. No longer will the likes of Davidson and some nerd that has a name like Shelley, keep STRonk from standing at the top of the mountain here in HOW.
STRonk stands in his corner stoic and angry as McVay raises the microphone up to his lips again.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent…
The lights in the arena go black as the sound of bells is heard throughout the arena as the High Octane Vision comes to life as images begin to appear.
Shattered murals.
An abandoned church falling apart.
A field of tombstones.
The Book of Best with the Cross of Best is driven through it with blood pouring down it.
The blood pours down into it and forms the words….
THE…DEMI…GOD…OF…H…O…W
The crowd knows who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the video screen goes black.
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp as “O FORTUNA EXCALIBUR REMIX” by Apotheosis begins as Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain wearing a black duster trench coat, a black Stetson hat, and his trademark 97Red colored circular sunglasses.
Bryan McVay: Introducing! From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 lbs. He is the “Demi-God of HOW!” SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
Stevens’ 97Red circular sunglasses glisten in the light and his usual devilish grin is replaced by an emotionless stare before pointing towards his opponent before he begins to slowly walk toward the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Earlier tonight Stevens made it clear about his feeling on Evan Ward being named the third Captain for War Games. Scott has been loyal to Lee Best since last year’s War Games match but seems like his blind faith has finally worn thin.
Benny Newell: Stevens is a man that gets high off of his own fumes. Lee Best gave him an opportunity to come back to HOW and what does Stevens do? He acts like Lee Best crawled on his hands and knees to The Lonesome Loser for help. Lee Best has ghosted Stevens since that very moment and it’s taken Stevens a whole fucking year to figure out that GOD just isn’t that into you.
Once he reaches the nearest set of ring steps he climbs up and wipes his feet on the apron before proceeding inside the ring. Once inside, The Demi-God takes off his coat and tosses it outside. He begins slowly taking off his Stetson before taking off his sunglasses to reveal a red eye as he places the glasses in the hat. McVay exits the ring as Stevens waits for the bell to ring. Hortega makes sure both men are ready and then gets things started.
DING DING
Stevens comes out of his corner first, not at all intimidated by Godson who steps to the center of the ring. Stevens begins to talk down to, literally, the shorter but slightly more bulky Godson. STRonk has no patience or desire to listen to Stevens and begins firing off heavy shots to the midsection and chest of the HOW Hall of Famer. Stevens gets rocked backward with each shot until his back is against the ropes. Godson grabs a hold of Stevens and whips him across the ring into the ropes. Stevens bounces off the ropes as Godson ducks his head down. Stevens puts the brakes on and hits Godson with a stiff kick to the face. Godson stiffens up and staggers a bit. Stevens comes up from behind Godson and then gets him in a full nelson. STRonk tries to power out of it but Stevens chucks him up and over with a snap dragon suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a stiff kick to the face of Godson and then an impressive show of strength with that snap dragon suplex.
Benny Newell: Of course, it true Stevens fashion it was a bad idea. Dumping STRonk on his head does zero damage.
STRonk lands head and shoulders but slowly pulls himself back up to his feet. STRonk turns around but Stevens charges and connects with a high knee to the face. STRonk staggers backward toward the ropes which keep him on his feet. Stevens opens with a series of knife-edged chops to the chest. Stevens grabs a hold of Godson by the arm and whips him into the ropes. Godson bounces off the ropes but Stevens catches him and hits him with Double S Spinebuster. The ring shakes from the impact of the move before Stevens gets back up to his feet. Stevens steps through the ropes and then begins to climb the turnbuckle. Stevens finds his balance on the top rope then leaps off and connects with a diving headbutt to the shoulder and chest of Godson. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on STRonk as Hortega slides in for the count.
Joel Hortega: UNO
POWERFUL KICKOUT BY GODSON!
Joe Hoffman: Godson just launched Scott Stevens into the air kicking out after just a one count. Stevens hit all of that diving headbutt but Godson still has too much left in the tank to keep down.
Benny Newell: That is all the tutelage of Michael Oliver Best right there. He’s been teaching STRonk the right way to do things now that he’s rid of that scrawny little drug addict. Godson is the muscle and now he’s got the brain to lead him toward being the killer he’s supposed to be.
Stevens hits the canvas but quickly gets back up to his feet. STRonk pulls himself up to a vertical base. Stevens goes for a discus clothesline but Godson raises his arms into the air and blocks it. STRonk reaches up and grabs a hold of Stevens’ head with his massive hands. STRonk hits Stevens with a big headbutt that sends the Hall of Famer crashing down to the canvas. Stevens staggers back up to his feet in a dazed manner but STRonk grabs a hold of him from behind. STRonk lifts Stevens up into the air but then drops him with a backdrop driver down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Godson blocked the big discus clothesline attempt by Stevens and now the big man is rolling here in the match. We’ll find out how resilient Scott Stevens is here as STRonk continues his assault.
Benny Newell: Let’s just call it what it is. STRonk just scrambled Stevens’ brains with that headbutt. And not he just deposited Stevens like a sack of potatoes down to the canvas. It’s the beginning of the end for the Demi-Douche of HOW.
STRonk gets back up feet and looks over toward Michael Oliver Best before making his next move. MOB gives STRonk a knowing look and then the big man focuses his attention back on Stevens who is still on the canvas. STRonk grabs a hold of Stevens by the hair and effortlessly pulls him back up to a vertical base. STRonk spins Stevens around and then hoists him up into the air again. STRonk drops Stevens with a second backdrop driver down to the canvas. STRonk gets back up and then repeats the process one more time hitting Stevens with a third backdrop driver down to the canvas. Stevens tries to roll out of the ring but STRonk stops him. STronk lifts Stevens high up into the air and holds him in place for a good while. STRonk spikes Stevens down to the canvas with a vertical drop brainbuster. STRonk hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Hortega slides in.
Joel Hortega: UNO
Joel Hortega: DOS
STEVENS SHOOTS HIS SHOULDER OFF OF THE CANVAS BEFORE THE THREE!
Joe Hoffman: STRonk just about broke Stevens’ neck with the vertical drop brainbuster. But much to STRonk’s disgust, Stevens managed to get his shoulder off the canvas before the three count was made.
Benny Newell: Stevens has been whining and crying about the fact that he wasn’t named a Captain for War Games. So, he’s out here tonight risking life and limb in a futile effort to try and beat STRonk. Basically, Stevens is a fool and doesn’t know when to stay down.
STRonk gets up to his feet and is absolutely fuming over the fact that Stevens managed to get his shoulder off of the canvas. STRonk begins to lay in heavy stomps to Stevens but even that isn’t enough to out the fire of hatred in his eyes. STRonk steps through the ropes and slowly begins to climb the turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: I do not like the thought of a 270 lb man like Godson climbing to the top rope. Nothing good can happen in this situation if you’re Scott Stevens.
STRonk gets midway up the turnbuckle but suddenly the crowd begins to react. STRonk looks around a bit until finally up at the HOV. The fans are reacting to the current HOW LSD Champion Jace Parker Davidson standing backstage. Davidson has the eyepatch over his eye and the LSD Championship belt over his shoulder. Davidson is standing in front of a monitor backstage and is watching the match play out.
Benny Newell: What the hell is he doing here in Chicago?! Someone take him off of the screen. He’s distracting STRonk!
STRonk is indeed distracted by the image of Jace Parker Davidson on the HOV. The blood boils inside of the 270 lb monster but on the outside MOB pounds his cane onto the floor and hells at STRonk to focus. STRonk takes his eyes off Davidson and makes it to the top rope. STRonk leaps off the top rope and goes for a big tsunami splash on Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: STEVENS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!
The ring quivers with the impact of STRonk hitting the canvas and coming up empty. Stevens uses the ropes and begins to pull himself back up to his feet slowly. STRonk gets back up on his feet holding his midsection in pain but then charges at Stevens. Scott sees STRonk coming and then pulls down the top rope causing Godson to tumble over the ropes and down to the arena floor. Stevens rolls out of the ring and gives chase to Godson. STRonk pulls himself back up to his feet but Stevens gives him a boot to the midsection before hitting him with a side Russian leg sweep into the barricade. The back of Godson’s head hits hard as Stevens gets back up to his feet.
Benny Newell: Why is Hortega taking a siesta?! Do your freaking job and get Stevens off of STRonk!
Stevens grabs a hold of STRonk and then pulls the man back up to his feet. Stevens whips STRonk shoulder first into the steel ring steps. STRonk hits with a loud thud and the steps literally explode upon impact. Stevens makes his way over but ends up standing face-to-face with Michael Oliver Best. The two men stare at each other intensely before Stevens starts to trash-talk Lee Best’s brother.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens is having it out with Michael Oliver Best here at ringside while STRonk is down. Our cameras can’t pick up what is being said by Stevens.
Benny Newell: Stevens is obviously just whining about not being a War Games captain this year. Honestly, the guy hasn’t won a single match in 2023 and he wonders why he isn’t a War Games captain. I just hope MOB doesn’t offer that whiny bitch his handkerchief.
MOB sneers at Stevens who turns his attention back towards his opponent. Stevens grabs a hold of STRonk and then rolls him back into the ring. Stevens slides back into the ring as STRonk begins to pull himself up to his knees. Stevens gets a running start then levels Godson with Don’t Mess With Texas right to the face. The knee shot to the face hits the mark and Godson is put on his back. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Godson as Hortega slides in.
Joel Hortega: UNO
Joel Hortega: DOS
Joel Hortega: TRE–
NO!!! GODSON GETS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS BEFORE THE THREE!!!
Joe Hoffman: There was no strong kick out there by STRonk. No launching Stevens into the air after a one count. That running knee shot to the face nearly ended it if not for Godson getting his shoulder off of the canvas at the last split second.
Benny Newell: Someone please explain to me how that isn’t a disqualification?!
Joe Hoffman: It was a clean shot, Benny!
Benny Newell: Was it? Stevens used the knee that has a heavy brace on it. The last time I checked a heavy brace is pretty much a foreign object. One that he just used to almost beat STRonk. This isn’t an LSD rules match, Stevens has resorted to cheating! He’s spent way too much time over in the EVIL EMPIRE!!!
Stevens gets to his feet and then begins hitting repeated knee drops to the skull of Godson using the knee with the heavy brace. Godson is busted open as Stevens pulls him back up to his feet. Stevens gives STRonk a boot to the midsection then whips him into the corner. Godson hits the turnbuckle hard before Stevens gets a running start. Stevens leaps into the air and goes for a Stinger Splash but Godson sees him coming.
Joe Hoffman: Godson just caught Stevens in midair!
Godson indeed plucks Stevens out of the air and wraps his arms around him. STRonk begins to squeeze Stevens tightly while swinging his opponent side to side like a ragdoll.
Joe Hoffman: What is Godson doing?!
Benny Newell: Isn’t it obvious?! Stevens is finally getting that hug he’s been chasing for so long!!!
Godson continues to sling Stevens around back and forth but Stevens counters by biting STRonk in the head where he’s been busted open. The tactic works and makes Godson release his grip on the HOW Hall of Famer. Stevens takes a moment to recover from begins squeezed by Godson. STRonk staggers out of the corner as Stevens approaches. Stevens leaps and…
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: COUNTERED!
Godson pushes Stevens off of him and into the ropes. Stevens turns around but STRonk charges and hits Stevens with a huge spear that nearly cuts the man in half. Stevens hits the canvas hard and rolls around holding his midsection in pain. STRonk gets back up to his feet as MOB makes a throat-cutting motion with his thumb across his neck. STRonk nods and then grabs a hold of Stevens off of the canvas. STRonk lifts Stevens up onto his shoulders before hitting him with the Squat Rack Breaker. Stevens crumbles down to the canvas as STRonk places his meaty hands on Stevens to make the cover.
Joel Hortega: UNO
Joel Hortega: DOS
Joel Hortega: TRES!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner STRONK GODSONNNNN!!!!
Hortega gets up to his feet and raises Godson’s arm into the air in victory. STRonk pulls away from Hortega and continues to glare down at Stevens. STRonk leans over and begins to reach for Stevens’ glass eye but MOB has entered the ring and stopped Godson from grabbing it.
Joe Hoffman: STRonk Godson with the big win here tonight over Scott Stevens and that will give him a boost in the standings when it comes to getting a spot in the War Games match. However, it looks like Godson was going to pluck Stevens’ glass eye out of his skull.
Benny Newell: MOB made here that STRonk didn’t touch anything as filthy as a Scott Stevens glass eye. The job is complete and Stevens begins irrelevant once again as MOB makes sure STRonk is focused and ready for War Games.
Joe Hoffman: I’m getting word that we’re going to try and get someone backstage to get a word with the LSD Champion. Let’s take it here from ringside to the backstage area here in the Best Arena.