Post by Jman2k3 on Jan 31, 2023 6:24:05 GMT
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Event Date: January 29, 2023
Back live and we cut to ringside where the Hall of Famer duo is ready to call the next match up of the evening.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen where Aceldama makes his in-ring return to HOW in twelve years!
Joe’s excitement can hardly be contained as he looks toward the camera.
Joe Hoffman: The newly minted Hall of Famer is going to do battle against the self-proclaimed, “Demi-God of HOW” Scott Stevens in a No Disqualification match where pinfalls and submissions will be allowed to be conducted ANYWHERE on the property of the Best Arena.
Joe’s excitement may be getting the best of him, but can you blame him.
Joe Hoffman: In mere moments………
Joe is suddenly interrupted by the voice of…..
Benny Newell: Blah! Blah! Blah! Give it a rest Joe!
Benny shouts as he cracks open a sugar free Redbull and downs it before tosses it behind him as he arrives for the first time to the announcers table for the evening.
Benny Newell: It isn’t Jack, but it will have to do if I’m going to get through this next match where we have the Agent of Chaos himself, Aceldama, beating the shit out of that Lee Best wannabe, Scott Stevens, from pillar to post tonight.
Joe Hoffman: You’re right partner, glad to see you made it here tonight.
Benny Newell: Perks of the job Joe. It is for my mental health sir.
The HOV comes to life as static and out of focus images fill the screen until we see a small makeshift room in the basement of the Best Arena, Aceldama sits at the end of a bed, taping up his hands with black tape as two security guards are watching his every move. A red light above the only door in the room begins to flash and two large knocks are heard from the door. There is the sound of large locks unlocking and the door slides open. Eight men come through the door, each holding tasers, stand four either side of the door. Aceldama stands up and turns. The two security guards check Aceldama top to toe, even inside his mouth.
Benny Newell: The only weapons Ace needs are his hands. This dude is THAT dude.
Joe Hoffman: I think it’s more for their safety Benny since he almost escaped last week.
Ace places his hands behind his back and a guard handcuffs them, then proceeds to put a black blindfold on his head. The guards stand side by side of Aceldama and direct him towards the door. The two guards put Aceldama forward then the door closes. It’s an elevator which begins to lift upwards. Meanwhile scene cuts back to the Best Arena where we can see, from the entrance to the ring, armed guards either side. A hole opens up at the top of the entrance and Aceldama emerges. No music accompanies him, no pyro, no visuals. His head downwards with the hood on.
Brian McVay: Introducing first, from Berlin, Deutschland… weighing in at 275 pounds… he is… THE AGENT OF CHAOS…. ACEL-DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Benny Newell: SOOOOOOO ready for this. Aceldama wrestling in 2023. Fucking amazing.
A guard removes the handcuffs, then the hood and before he can begin his trek to the ring he gets blasted from behind and there is a thunderous boos from the Chicago crowd as it was Scott Stevens who attacked Ace from behind.
Crowd: FUCK YOU STEVENS! FUCK YOU STEVENS! FUCK YOU STEVENS!
Benny Newell: Yes…..the smartest wrestling crowd in the world again proves why.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go…….
The Demi-God of HOW cups his ear to hear the jeers before flicking off the thousands in attendance before making his way down the entrance ramp and delivering a boot to the face of Aceldama.
Scott Stevens: You’re the big bad HE was hyping about?!?!?!?
Stevens yells as he delivers an onslaught of punches to the side of Ace’s face before he begins to blatantly choke him.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a sneak attack and he’s pounced on Aceldama early.
Benny Newell: Hard to hate on that move by Stevens….I would have done the same.
Hortega watches as the Texan chokes the German which is perfectly legal in a no disqualification match. Stevens lets go out Ace’s throat and the former world champion starts grasping for air and Scott quickly goes for a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Kickout.
Stevens quickly places a reverse chinlock on Ace.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens tried to go for a quick pin, but Aceldama showing Lee’s favorite disciple that it’s going to take more than a choke to slow down the Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Benny Newell: You mean Lee’s favorite simp right Hoffman?
Stevens yells at Hortega to ask Aceldama if he quits, but the German calmly says no to the delight of the crowd and Ace tries to rake the eyes of Scott Stevens, but the Texan bites his fingers before he rakes Ace’s eyes.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens remains in control with a rake of the eyes.
The crowd boos as the Texan taunts the crowd.
Scott Stevens: You cheer for this?!?!?!?
Stevens asks as he points to Aceldama who is rolling on the ground clutching his eyes.
Scott Stevens: No wonder you’re idiots!
The crowd comes unglued.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens making no friends here tonight.
Stevens reaches down and picks up Aceldama and whips him towards the ring but Ace reverses it.
Joe Hoffman: Reverse.
But Stevens is able to reverse it back into his favor and Ace hits the ring back first and he doesn’t have time to react as Stevens flies through the air and takes him out with a splash.
Joe Hoffman: Variation of the Stinger Splash has Stevens in firm control of this match.
Stevens points to his head before delivering another boot to the face of Aceldama. The Texan picks up Ace and whips him to the nearest set of ring steps and Ace barrels through them like a head on collision car crash.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like spending that week in prison prepping for this match is paying off.
Benny Newell: Give me a fucking break Hoffman! Knesus Christ, why don’t you and Stevens get a fucking room! We all know Stevens is no tough guy. Hell, he was getting his shit pushed in on a daily basis. I know a guy and he told me Stevens hired a film crew to stage that little incident in the showers to make him look tough because he was getting his lunch money stolen every day.
Joe Hoffman: The heck?
Benny Newell: I can only confirm that if you turn your pockets inside out and Stevens walks by he will gladly grab hold and will not let go.
Stevens stalks Ace as the German slowly makes his way to the front of announce table.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like the action is coming this way.
Benny Newell: Lets fucking go!!
Stevens hits his knee indicating he’s looking for the knee trembler.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens about to show Aceldama why you don’t mess with Texas.
Stevens runs full force towards his opponent but before he can bend his leg to deliver the knee, a boot collides with his face instead.
Joe Hoffman: Big boot to Stevens….
Benny Newell: WHAT THE FUCK HOFFMAN?!?!?!? BIG BOOT? THAT’S DAS BOOT!!! AND IT JUST SENT HIM BACK TO TEXAS!
The crowd comes unglued as Aceldama tries to regain his whereabouts as Stevens lies on the ground with a glazed look on his eyes.
Benny Newell: FUCK YOU STEVENS! GET HIM ACE!
Aceldama gets to his feet and makes his way over to his fellow Hall of Famer and picks him up by his hair and the Texan delivers a shot to the stomach that doesn’t faze Ace as the Weapon of Mass Destruction delivers a clubbing blow to Scott’s back.
Joe Hoffman: A simple blow like a shot to the spine of Scott Stevens causing him extreme pain shows why Aceldama is a walking weapon.
Ace goes to pick Stevens up, but Scott shoves him back and Scott tries to catch a breather leaning on the announce table.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens trying to catch a breather…..
Unbeknownst to Aceldama, Stevens grabbed one of Benny’s Redbulls and waits for him to get closer before cracking him in the head with energy drink.
Benny Newell: I better be compensated for that!
Benny continues to yell at Stevens which gets the attention of the Texan and the two begin to bicker.
Scott Stevens: Shut the fuck up Benny before I bitch slap your ass back to rehab!
Benny begins to seethe and throws down his Santa hat.
Benny Newell: Try it!
Stevens quickly raises his hand lunges at Benny, but Big Buffy ducks out of the way. Stevens gives Joe the finger as he grabs another Redbull.
Joe Hoffman: What did I do?
Stevens gets his wiiings as he takes a swig before crushing the can in his hands and mounting Ace and using the sharp points of the can to slice into the forehead of Aceldama.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens cutting Aceldama open with Benny’s Redbull can.
Benny Newell: Don’t blame me for this Hoffhole.
A sadistic smirk comes across the Texan’s face as he reaches down and touches the bloody forehead of Aceldama and wipes it on his body.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens smearing his opponent’s blood over his body like he did last week with Darin Zion.
Benny Newell: That is one way to prove yourself to Lee that you are all about the 97Red.
The Texan picks up his opponent and tosses him over the security barrier and into the crowd.
Joe Hoffman: Ah heck.
The Chicago crowd collapse on the two wrestlers and the Demi-God begins to push people aside to get to Aceldama.
Scott Stevens: MOVE!
Stevens orders a man to get out of the way and he refuses so Scott shoves him hard to the ground and takes his chair.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to tee off here with that chair.
The Texan makes his way up to Ace and unleashes a barrage of chairshots to his spine.
Stevens tosses the chair down and grabs his opponent and slowly picks him up before dropping him to a knee with a European uppercut. Stevens continues the attack with a couple of stomps before telling people to move as he grabs Ace’s arm and muscles him to his feet and into a crowd of people with an Irish whip.
Joe Hoffman: Dear God! Stevens just whipped Ace into those people.
At this point the EPU have arrived and started to administer crowd control.
Joe Hoffman: Thankfully the EPU have arrived and have a semblance of order restored.
Benny Newell: Thank Lee.
Stevens and Aceldama have made their way over to the stairs and they begin to trade punches as they climb toward the concourse level. As they reach the top, Ace has gotten the better of the Texan, but Stevens quickly goes low dropping Aceldama to his knees in pain.
Joe Hoffman: Low blow by Stevens quickly ending Aceldama’s offense.
The EPU have reached the concourse and have the fans back as Stevens looks across the way and sees the restroom and a devilish grin forms over his face.
Joe Hoffman: He’s not……
Benny Newell: I think he is.
Scott grabs Ace by his right leg and starts dragging him over towards the restroom.
Scott Stevens: It’s baptism time Mr. Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Stevens tells Ace as he pulls him.
Scott Stevens: Hope there is a shit filled toilet I can drown you in.
Stevens chuckles to him as he enters the restroom and delivers a kick to the spine of Aceldama before going to the stalls looking for the right one to baptize Ace.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like Stevens is looking for a dirty toilet to….baptize his opponent.
Joe sounds like he’s about to throw up and as Stevens emerges from the handicap stall he gets his head taken off by a big boot.
Benny Newell: DAS BOOT!
Aceldama makes his way over to the sinks and pulls off one of the mirrors and waits for Stevens to stand and smashes it over the Texan’s head so hard that Scott’s head goes through before collapsing to the crowd. The crowd goes ballistic and the EPU can barely contain them as they cheer Aceldama.
Crowd: ACE! ACE! ACE!
Ace picks up a shard of glass and begins to cut into Scott’s forehead.
Benny Newell: BLEED BITCH! BLEED!
When Ace is done, a rare smile forms over the man’s face and we see he has carved “ACE” into his opponent’s forehead.
Joe Hoffman: Aceldama making sure Stevens doesn’t forget his name.
Ace picks up the Texan and tossing him against the row of stalls. As Scott leans on the outside barely able to stand, Ace runs full speed and delivers a massive spear that breaks the walls of three stalls as Aceldama takes him that far in.
Benny Newell: HOLY SHIT!
Joe Hoffman: BERLIN EXPRESS!
Ace makes a cover on Stevens.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevens was able to get his shoulder up.
Joe Hoffman: HOW DID STEVENS KICK OUT OF THAT?!?!?!?!?
Ace simply shrugs as he grabs Scott and drags him towards the handicap stall and inside we see the bowl is filled with utter nastiness. Ace grabs Scott by the face and slowly pulls the big Texan up with one hand.
Aceldama: In my country, we call this a blumpkin.
Joe Hoffman: A what?
Benny Newell: This is about to get disgusting.
Ace grabs Stevens and forces his head into the toilet bowl before sitting on top of his head so the Texan can’t escape. Aceldama grabs the side of the toilet so Stevens cannot buck him off with his flailing about.
Joe Hoffman: I think I’m going to puke.
After a few minutes, Stevens body goes limp and Ace shakes his head in disgust as he pulls the Texan from the toilet and viciously stomps on his chest causing water to shoot out of Scott’s mouth and begin gasping for air.
Aceldama: We aren’t done yet my friend. I have more pain in store for you.
Ace calmly and sadistically informs his opponent as he grabs Stevens arm and pulls him out of the restroom and back onto the concourse. Ace picks up Stevens and throws him into a beer vender and various Bud and Coors products along with a ton of ice litter the concrete flooring.
Ace picks up a red aluminum, Budweiser can and waits for Stevens to get to his feet before smashing it into his face.
Aceldama: Shite beer for a shite wrestler.
Ace begins to stalk his opponent as he slowly walks behind Stevens who is trying to crawl away.
Benny Newell: Don’t just walk behind him! Hit him! Kick him! Do something for Lee sake!
As if on command, Ace grabs Stevens and tosses him like a rag doll into the opening of a taco and nacho concession stand.
Benny Newell: Townsend isn’t going to like that.
Ace jumps into the opened window and begins pouring hot cheese and chili onto the back of Stevens who growls in pain as he burns his skin. Ace grabs a head of lettuce and waits for Stevens to stand before drilling him in the face with it.
Ace looks at one of the employees.
Aceldama: Turn that grill up to full blast.
The employee is hesitant at first.
Aceldama: Don’t make me ask again.
Ace calmly tells the employee who complies and we immediately see the result which causes Ace to crack a smirk.
Aceldama: Lee brands me. I burn his Demi-God.
Joe Hoffman: You have got to be kidding me.
Benny Newell: And eye for an eye! Burn Stevens! BUUUURRRRRRRRRN!
Ace puts Stevens between his leg and lifts him high into the air and drops him back first onto the grill and Stevens begins screaming bloody murder.
Joe Hoffman: Jackknife Powerbomb by the German.
Stevens rolls off of the grill and when he does Ace pulls him towards him and makes a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!
Benny Newell: BULLSHIT!
Ace shoots a look at Hortega who immediately backs away shouting dos.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens kicking out on pure instinct.
The next image we see is Scott Stevens flying through the open window of Townsend’s House of Tacos and Nachos with the German in tow.
Benny Newell: Ace is looking to finish it here Hoffman.
Ace picks up Stevens and throws him towards one of the outer doors and it is the only reason Stevens is still on his feet, barely. Ace rushes towards the Texan and delivers a nuclear sized shotgun dropkick that breaks the door off of its hinges and the action spills to the outer concourse.
Joe Hoffman: Someone may need to stop this.
Benny Newell: Why? Stevens is getting his ass kicked, why stop now?
Ace surveys his surroundings and makes his way over to the railing and looks down.
Aceldama: What’s another decade?
Ace says calmly with a shrug as he makes his way back to Stevens and picks him up.
Joe Hoffman: What?!?!?!?!?
Ace slings Stevens onto his shoulder and take a few steps back.
Joe Hoffman: He isn’t?
Benny Newell: Oh, but he is.
Aceldama starts running and looks to launch Stevens over the railing, but the Texan is able to get free at the last second.
Joe Hoffman: Thank goodness.
As Aceldama turns around he sees his opponent kneeling on the ground and as he gets closer Stevens springs up and hits his finisher.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: FUCK!
Stevens has trouble getting to him feet after the cutter, but when he does he has rage in his eyes as he does the slit throat motion before quickly going to Aceldama. He places Ace between his legs and lift him into the air and holds before spiking him onto the concrete.
Joe Hoffman: GAME CHANGER!
Aceldama goes limp and Stevens stares at Ace with pure hatred before making the cover.
Benny Newell: Lee dammit!
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: What the fuck?!?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: No idea Benny. Ace didn’t kick out because Stevens was pulled off of him.
Stevens immediately shoots a look behind him and he sees……
Joe Hoffman: Holy sh……
Dan smirks at his fellow Texas brethren before delivering a sickening superkick to the face of Stevens and Scott hits the ground with a loud thump. Dan Ryan isn’t quite done as he picks Scott up and places him over his shoulders and delivers a burning hammer onto the concrete.
Joe Hoffman: Ryan just nailed his HEADLINER finish onto the concrete…….that has to be it!!!
Dan pops to his feet and looks over at Aceldama and makes his way over towards him.
Benny Newell: Uh oh.
Instead of another burning hammer, Dan grabs Ace and drags him towards Stevens and places him on top of the Demi-God of HOW.
Dan Ryan: COUNT!
Dan shouts at Hortega who does as he’s told.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Hortega signals for the bell.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Brian McVay: And your winner by pinfall….he is… THE AGENT OF CHAOS…. ACEL-DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The Chicago crowd goes wild for Ace winning his first match back in twelve years.
Joe Hoffman: Aceldama may have gotten the victory but he doesn’t look like a winner tonight.
Benny Newell: Hoffman, it doesn’t matter if you win by and inch or a mile. Winning is winning.
Joe Hoffman: Regardless, Ace picks up his first win in over twelve years with the help of another Lee Best iron clad contracted employee…..Dan Ryan.
We see EPU and EMTs coming over to the carnage as Dan Ryan casually leaves the scene as we cut to a commercial break.
Event Date: January 29, 2023
Back live and we cut to ringside where the Hall of Famer duo is ready to call the next match up of the evening.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen where Aceldama makes his in-ring return to HOW in twelve years!
Joe’s excitement can hardly be contained as he looks toward the camera.
Joe Hoffman: The newly minted Hall of Famer is going to do battle against the self-proclaimed, “Demi-God of HOW” Scott Stevens in a No Disqualification match where pinfalls and submissions will be allowed to be conducted ANYWHERE on the property of the Best Arena.
Joe’s excitement may be getting the best of him, but can you blame him.
Joe Hoffman: In mere moments………
Joe is suddenly interrupted by the voice of…..
Benny Newell: Blah! Blah! Blah! Give it a rest Joe!
Benny shouts as he cracks open a sugar free Redbull and downs it before tosses it behind him as he arrives for the first time to the announcers table for the evening.
Benny Newell: It isn’t Jack, but it will have to do if I’m going to get through this next match where we have the Agent of Chaos himself, Aceldama, beating the shit out of that Lee Best wannabe, Scott Stevens, from pillar to post tonight.
Joe Hoffman: You’re right partner, glad to see you made it here tonight.
Benny Newell: Perks of the job Joe. It is for my mental health sir.
The HOV comes to life as static and out of focus images fill the screen until we see a small makeshift room in the basement of the Best Arena, Aceldama sits at the end of a bed, taping up his hands with black tape as two security guards are watching his every move. A red light above the only door in the room begins to flash and two large knocks are heard from the door. There is the sound of large locks unlocking and the door slides open. Eight men come through the door, each holding tasers, stand four either side of the door. Aceldama stands up and turns. The two security guards check Aceldama top to toe, even inside his mouth.
Benny Newell: The only weapons Ace needs are his hands. This dude is THAT dude.
Joe Hoffman: I think it’s more for their safety Benny since he almost escaped last week.
Ace places his hands behind his back and a guard handcuffs them, then proceeds to put a black blindfold on his head. The guards stand side by side of Aceldama and direct him towards the door. The two guards put Aceldama forward then the door closes. It’s an elevator which begins to lift upwards. Meanwhile scene cuts back to the Best Arena where we can see, from the entrance to the ring, armed guards either side. A hole opens up at the top of the entrance and Aceldama emerges. No music accompanies him, no pyro, no visuals. His head downwards with the hood on.
Brian McVay: Introducing first, from Berlin, Deutschland… weighing in at 275 pounds… he is… THE AGENT OF CHAOS…. ACEL-DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Benny Newell: SOOOOOOO ready for this. Aceldama wrestling in 2023. Fucking amazing.
A guard removes the handcuffs, then the hood and before he can begin his trek to the ring he gets blasted from behind and there is a thunderous boos from the Chicago crowd as it was Scott Stevens who attacked Ace from behind.
Crowd: FUCK YOU STEVENS! FUCK YOU STEVENS! FUCK YOU STEVENS!
Benny Newell: Yes…..the smartest wrestling crowd in the world again proves why.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go…….
The Demi-God of HOW cups his ear to hear the jeers before flicking off the thousands in attendance before making his way down the entrance ramp and delivering a boot to the face of Aceldama.
Scott Stevens: You’re the big bad HE was hyping about?!?!?!?
Stevens yells as he delivers an onslaught of punches to the side of Ace’s face before he begins to blatantly choke him.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a sneak attack and he’s pounced on Aceldama early.
Benny Newell: Hard to hate on that move by Stevens….I would have done the same.
Hortega watches as the Texan chokes the German which is perfectly legal in a no disqualification match. Stevens lets go out Ace’s throat and the former world champion starts grasping for air and Scott quickly goes for a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Kickout.
Stevens quickly places a reverse chinlock on Ace.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens tried to go for a quick pin, but Aceldama showing Lee’s favorite disciple that it’s going to take more than a choke to slow down the Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Benny Newell: You mean Lee’s favorite simp right Hoffman?
Stevens yells at Hortega to ask Aceldama if he quits, but the German calmly says no to the delight of the crowd and Ace tries to rake the eyes of Scott Stevens, but the Texan bites his fingers before he rakes Ace’s eyes.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens remains in control with a rake of the eyes.
The crowd boos as the Texan taunts the crowd.
Scott Stevens: You cheer for this?!?!?!?
Stevens asks as he points to Aceldama who is rolling on the ground clutching his eyes.
Scott Stevens: No wonder you’re idiots!
The crowd comes unglued.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens making no friends here tonight.
Stevens reaches down and picks up Aceldama and whips him towards the ring but Ace reverses it.
Joe Hoffman: Reverse.
But Stevens is able to reverse it back into his favor and Ace hits the ring back first and he doesn’t have time to react as Stevens flies through the air and takes him out with a splash.
Joe Hoffman: Variation of the Stinger Splash has Stevens in firm control of this match.
Stevens points to his head before delivering another boot to the face of Aceldama. The Texan picks up Ace and whips him to the nearest set of ring steps and Ace barrels through them like a head on collision car crash.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like spending that week in prison prepping for this match is paying off.
Benny Newell: Give me a fucking break Hoffman! Knesus Christ, why don’t you and Stevens get a fucking room! We all know Stevens is no tough guy. Hell, he was getting his shit pushed in on a daily basis. I know a guy and he told me Stevens hired a film crew to stage that little incident in the showers to make him look tough because he was getting his lunch money stolen every day.
Joe Hoffman: The heck?
Benny Newell: I can only confirm that if you turn your pockets inside out and Stevens walks by he will gladly grab hold and will not let go.
Stevens stalks Ace as the German slowly makes his way to the front of announce table.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like the action is coming this way.
Benny Newell: Lets fucking go!!
Stevens hits his knee indicating he’s looking for the knee trembler.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens about to show Aceldama why you don’t mess with Texas.
Stevens runs full force towards his opponent but before he can bend his leg to deliver the knee, a boot collides with his face instead.
Joe Hoffman: Big boot to Stevens….
Benny Newell: WHAT THE FUCK HOFFMAN?!?!?!? BIG BOOT? THAT’S DAS BOOT!!! AND IT JUST SENT HIM BACK TO TEXAS!
The crowd comes unglued as Aceldama tries to regain his whereabouts as Stevens lies on the ground with a glazed look on his eyes.
Benny Newell: FUCK YOU STEVENS! GET HIM ACE!
Aceldama gets to his feet and makes his way over to his fellow Hall of Famer and picks him up by his hair and the Texan delivers a shot to the stomach that doesn’t faze Ace as the Weapon of Mass Destruction delivers a clubbing blow to Scott’s back.
Joe Hoffman: A simple blow like a shot to the spine of Scott Stevens causing him extreme pain shows why Aceldama is a walking weapon.
Ace goes to pick Stevens up, but Scott shoves him back and Scott tries to catch a breather leaning on the announce table.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens trying to catch a breather…..
Unbeknownst to Aceldama, Stevens grabbed one of Benny’s Redbulls and waits for him to get closer before cracking him in the head with energy drink.
Benny Newell: I better be compensated for that!
Benny continues to yell at Stevens which gets the attention of the Texan and the two begin to bicker.
Scott Stevens: Shut the fuck up Benny before I bitch slap your ass back to rehab!
Benny begins to seethe and throws down his Santa hat.
Benny Newell: Try it!
Stevens quickly raises his hand lunges at Benny, but Big Buffy ducks out of the way. Stevens gives Joe the finger as he grabs another Redbull.
Joe Hoffman: What did I do?
Stevens gets his wiiings as he takes a swig before crushing the can in his hands and mounting Ace and using the sharp points of the can to slice into the forehead of Aceldama.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens cutting Aceldama open with Benny’s Redbull can.
Benny Newell: Don’t blame me for this Hoffhole.
A sadistic smirk comes across the Texan’s face as he reaches down and touches the bloody forehead of Aceldama and wipes it on his body.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens smearing his opponent’s blood over his body like he did last week with Darin Zion.
Benny Newell: That is one way to prove yourself to Lee that you are all about the 97Red.
The Texan picks up his opponent and tosses him over the security barrier and into the crowd.
Joe Hoffman: Ah heck.
The Chicago crowd collapse on the two wrestlers and the Demi-God begins to push people aside to get to Aceldama.
Scott Stevens: MOVE!
Stevens orders a man to get out of the way and he refuses so Scott shoves him hard to the ground and takes his chair.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to tee off here with that chair.
The Texan makes his way up to Ace and unleashes a barrage of chairshots to his spine.
Stevens tosses the chair down and grabs his opponent and slowly picks him up before dropping him to a knee with a European uppercut. Stevens continues the attack with a couple of stomps before telling people to move as he grabs Ace’s arm and muscles him to his feet and into a crowd of people with an Irish whip.
Joe Hoffman: Dear God! Stevens just whipped Ace into those people.
At this point the EPU have arrived and started to administer crowd control.
Joe Hoffman: Thankfully the EPU have arrived and have a semblance of order restored.
Benny Newell: Thank Lee.
Stevens and Aceldama have made their way over to the stairs and they begin to trade punches as they climb toward the concourse level. As they reach the top, Ace has gotten the better of the Texan, but Stevens quickly goes low dropping Aceldama to his knees in pain.
Joe Hoffman: Low blow by Stevens quickly ending Aceldama’s offense.
The EPU have reached the concourse and have the fans back as Stevens looks across the way and sees the restroom and a devilish grin forms over his face.
Joe Hoffman: He’s not……
Benny Newell: I think he is.
Scott grabs Ace by his right leg and starts dragging him over towards the restroom.
Scott Stevens: It’s baptism time Mr. Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Stevens tells Ace as he pulls him.
Scott Stevens: Hope there is a shit filled toilet I can drown you in.
Stevens chuckles to him as he enters the restroom and delivers a kick to the spine of Aceldama before going to the stalls looking for the right one to baptize Ace.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like Stevens is looking for a dirty toilet to….baptize his opponent.
Joe sounds like he’s about to throw up and as Stevens emerges from the handicap stall he gets his head taken off by a big boot.
Benny Newell: DAS BOOT!
Aceldama makes his way over to the sinks and pulls off one of the mirrors and waits for Stevens to stand and smashes it over the Texan’s head so hard that Scott’s head goes through before collapsing to the crowd. The crowd goes ballistic and the EPU can barely contain them as they cheer Aceldama.
Crowd: ACE! ACE! ACE!
Ace picks up a shard of glass and begins to cut into Scott’s forehead.
Benny Newell: BLEED BITCH! BLEED!
When Ace is done, a rare smile forms over the man’s face and we see he has carved “ACE” into his opponent’s forehead.
Joe Hoffman: Aceldama making sure Stevens doesn’t forget his name.
Ace picks up the Texan and tossing him against the row of stalls. As Scott leans on the outside barely able to stand, Ace runs full speed and delivers a massive spear that breaks the walls of three stalls as Aceldama takes him that far in.
Benny Newell: HOLY SHIT!
Joe Hoffman: BERLIN EXPRESS!
Ace makes a cover on Stevens.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevens was able to get his shoulder up.
Joe Hoffman: HOW DID STEVENS KICK OUT OF THAT?!?!?!?!?
Ace simply shrugs as he grabs Scott and drags him towards the handicap stall and inside we see the bowl is filled with utter nastiness. Ace grabs Scott by the face and slowly pulls the big Texan up with one hand.
Aceldama: In my country, we call this a blumpkin.
Joe Hoffman: A what?
Benny Newell: This is about to get disgusting.
Ace grabs Stevens and forces his head into the toilet bowl before sitting on top of his head so the Texan can’t escape. Aceldama grabs the side of the toilet so Stevens cannot buck him off with his flailing about.
Joe Hoffman: I think I’m going to puke.
After a few minutes, Stevens body goes limp and Ace shakes his head in disgust as he pulls the Texan from the toilet and viciously stomps on his chest causing water to shoot out of Scott’s mouth and begin gasping for air.
Aceldama: We aren’t done yet my friend. I have more pain in store for you.
Ace calmly and sadistically informs his opponent as he grabs Stevens arm and pulls him out of the restroom and back onto the concourse. Ace picks up Stevens and throws him into a beer vender and various Bud and Coors products along with a ton of ice litter the concrete flooring.
Ace picks up a red aluminum, Budweiser can and waits for Stevens to get to his feet before smashing it into his face.
Aceldama: Shite beer for a shite wrestler.
Ace begins to stalk his opponent as he slowly walks behind Stevens who is trying to crawl away.
Benny Newell: Don’t just walk behind him! Hit him! Kick him! Do something for Lee sake!
As if on command, Ace grabs Stevens and tosses him like a rag doll into the opening of a taco and nacho concession stand.
Benny Newell: Townsend isn’t going to like that.
Ace jumps into the opened window and begins pouring hot cheese and chili onto the back of Stevens who growls in pain as he burns his skin. Ace grabs a head of lettuce and waits for Stevens to stand before drilling him in the face with it.
Ace looks at one of the employees.
Aceldama: Turn that grill up to full blast.
The employee is hesitant at first.
Aceldama: Don’t make me ask again.
Ace calmly tells the employee who complies and we immediately see the result which causes Ace to crack a smirk.
Aceldama: Lee brands me. I burn his Demi-God.
Joe Hoffman: You have got to be kidding me.
Benny Newell: And eye for an eye! Burn Stevens! BUUUURRRRRRRRRN!
Ace puts Stevens between his leg and lifts him high into the air and drops him back first onto the grill and Stevens begins screaming bloody murder.
Joe Hoffman: Jackknife Powerbomb by the German.
Stevens rolls off of the grill and when he does Ace pulls him towards him and makes a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!
Benny Newell: BULLSHIT!
Ace shoots a look at Hortega who immediately backs away shouting dos.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens kicking out on pure instinct.
The next image we see is Scott Stevens flying through the open window of Townsend’s House of Tacos and Nachos with the German in tow.
Benny Newell: Ace is looking to finish it here Hoffman.
Ace picks up Stevens and throws him towards one of the outer doors and it is the only reason Stevens is still on his feet, barely. Ace rushes towards the Texan and delivers a nuclear sized shotgun dropkick that breaks the door off of its hinges and the action spills to the outer concourse.
Joe Hoffman: Someone may need to stop this.
Benny Newell: Why? Stevens is getting his ass kicked, why stop now?
Ace surveys his surroundings and makes his way over to the railing and looks down.
Aceldama: What’s another decade?
Ace says calmly with a shrug as he makes his way back to Stevens and picks him up.
Joe Hoffman: What?!?!?!?!?
Ace slings Stevens onto his shoulder and take a few steps back.
Joe Hoffman: He isn’t?
Benny Newell: Oh, but he is.
Aceldama starts running and looks to launch Stevens over the railing, but the Texan is able to get free at the last second.
Joe Hoffman: Thank goodness.
As Aceldama turns around he sees his opponent kneeling on the ground and as he gets closer Stevens springs up and hits his finisher.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: FUCK!
Stevens has trouble getting to him feet after the cutter, but when he does he has rage in his eyes as he does the slit throat motion before quickly going to Aceldama. He places Ace between his legs and lift him into the air and holds before spiking him onto the concrete.
Joe Hoffman: GAME CHANGER!
Aceldama goes limp and Stevens stares at Ace with pure hatred before making the cover.
Benny Newell: Lee dammit!
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: What the fuck?!?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: No idea Benny. Ace didn’t kick out because Stevens was pulled off of him.
Stevens immediately shoots a look behind him and he sees……
Joe Hoffman: Holy sh……
Dan smirks at his fellow Texas brethren before delivering a sickening superkick to the face of Stevens and Scott hits the ground with a loud thump. Dan Ryan isn’t quite done as he picks Scott up and places him over his shoulders and delivers a burning hammer onto the concrete.
Joe Hoffman: Ryan just nailed his HEADLINER finish onto the concrete…….that has to be it!!!
Dan pops to his feet and looks over at Aceldama and makes his way over towards him.
Benny Newell: Uh oh.
Instead of another burning hammer, Dan grabs Ace and drags him towards Stevens and places him on top of the Demi-God of HOW.
Dan Ryan: COUNT!
Dan shouts at Hortega who does as he’s told.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Hortega signals for the bell.
Ding. Ding. Ding.
Brian McVay: And your winner by pinfall….he is… THE AGENT OF CHAOS…. ACEL-DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
The Chicago crowd goes wild for Ace winning his first match back in twelve years.
Joe Hoffman: Aceldama may have gotten the victory but he doesn’t look like a winner tonight.
Benny Newell: Hoffman, it doesn’t matter if you win by and inch or a mile. Winning is winning.
Joe Hoffman: Regardless, Ace picks up his first win in over twelve years with the help of another Lee Best iron clad contracted employee…..Dan Ryan.
We see EPU and EMTs coming over to the carnage as Dan Ryan casually leaves the scene as we cut to a commercial break.