Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 20, 2020 8:23:18 GMT
Refueled XXXIII
July 18, 2020
We return to Benny Newell and Joe Hoffman seated ringside. Benny appears to be counting out small red pills with care while Joe stares at him.
Joe Hoffman: Benny, what are those?
Benny Newell: Skittles, Hoffman, Skittles! Prescription Skittles from Mexico, I got them, you know, to celebrate our ICON Champion Andy Murray in his big ICON Title Defense against.. Against…
Benny seems to trail off as he attempts to recall who Andy Murray is supposed to face. Joe shakes his head before grabbing a bottle of water. As Benny continues to wrack his brain to figure out who the ICON Champion is facing Joe uncaps the bottle of water before nonchalantly pouring the water over the pills much to Benny’s horror.
Benny Newell: ..WHAT THE FUCK, HOFFMAN!?
Shamelessly Benny jumps out of his chair, shoving it away as he lines his mouth up with the edge of the table, sweeping the slowly disintegrating pill mash toward his open maw. Joe looks disgusted but carries on like a consummate professional.
Joe Hoffman: The opponent my colleague was referring to is Scott Stevens, High Octane Wrestling veteran and former ICON Champion himself. That match up next!
We shift to the ring where Bryan McVay is standing by, the crowd excited for the ICON Championship match.
Bryan McVay: The following bout is for the High Octane Wrestling ICON Championship!..Introducing the challenger..
“Dead Man Walking feat. the Lacs” by Crucifix cranks on as the lights dim and the stage lights up. Scott Stevens soon appears on the stage, his eyes on the ring, a serious, focused expression on his face. The crowd, loyal, long term fans that they are, give Stevens a welcoming cheer.
Bryan McVay: Hailing from Houston, Texas.. Standing at six foot, six inches and weighing two hundred and fifty six pounds.. SCOTT STEEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Stevens lifts his arms Stevens enjoys a sharp pop which seems to breathe a little confidence into the Texan. Remaining focused he makes his way to ring, climbing in before moving to the far turnbuckle, his arms raised in the air once again as he poses for the crowd.
The music fades out as Stevens drops from the turnbuckle and moves to his corner, referee Joel Hortega giving him a pat down as Bryan McVay lifts the microphone to his lips once again.
Bryan McVay: ..introducing the Champion..
“The Facts” by Trap Them roars onto the P.A. system as the guitar solo heralds the arrival of the ICON Champion. Swaggering onto the stage with an overabundance of confidence is Andy Murray, a leather jacket covering his muscular frame while a well loved cricket bat slung over one shoulder.
Bryan McVay: Hailing from Aberdeen, Scotland.. Standing at six foot seven inches and weighing two hundred and eighty pounds.. ANDY MUUUURRRRRRRRAY!
Unlike Stevens who enjoyed some love from the crowd Andy Murray is met with a sizable wall of boos though it seems the music is drowning most of it out. Unzipping the leather jacket the ICON Championship becomes visible, it’s pale white leather and gold littering in the bright lights of the stage. He smiles proudly before swaggering to the ring, letting the cricket bat drag behind him around the halfway point. He rolls beneath the bottom rope before climbing to his feet. He pulls the ICON Championship from his waist and lifts it up before moving to his own corner, the music fading away.
Joe Hoffman: Both of these men have a history together a-
Benny Newell: And it’s mostly just Andy Murray clowning this Lonesome Loser!
Joe Hoffman: Why do people call him that anymore, Benny?
Benny Newell: I just ate, like, 7 diet pills, Hoffman, I don’t remember five hours into the future, what makes you think Reagan did this?
McVay leaves the ring as the bell rings.
Murray and Stevens circle each other as the crowd is tentatively behind Scott. Both men tie up in the center of the ring but it’s Murray’s increased size and power that wins out, shoving Stevens into the nearby turnbuckle before flexing in the center of the ring with a smug expression on his face. Stevens looks flustered but he stays focused, circling Murray again as the two men size each other up.
There is a disturbance in the crowd as Dan Ryan can be seen making his way down toward the ring through the audience. He apparently tosses someone out of their chair and takes a seat in the front row, his braced arm resting on the barricade wall as he glares up into the ring at Andy Murray.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like Dan Ryan has decided to take in this match from ringside.
Benny Newell: ..you know they were kind of right, these diet pills do kind feel like cocaine..
Joe Hoffman: Do you need me to call anyone, Benny?
Back in the ring Murray’s confidence seems to waver as his attention is divided between two men. Another tie up exchange however the younger, healthier Stevens is able to sneak a quick kick to Murray’s knee before shoving the ICON champion into the corner, repaying Murray’s earlier kindness. Keeping the offensive momentum going the Texan charges in hitting a lariat across the wide chest of Andy Murray. Staggered, Murray stumbles out of the corner as Stevens takes to the ropes, charging forward with another lariat that nearly takes Murray off his legs!
Stevens takes the ropes a second time and once again collides with an off balance Murray though he still does not go down. The crowd is solidly behind Stevens’ as he looks close to taking the ICON Champion off his feet! For the third time Stevens takes to the ropes, spinning as he throws a Discuss Clothesline directly toward Murray’s chest!
SHUTTHEFUCKUPPERCUT!
Joe Hoffman: A brutal counter by Andy Murray!
Benny Newell: I DON’T FEEL LIKE EATING FOOD!
The Texan’s teeth get rattled as Murray connects with the wicked uppercut that takes Stevens off his feet and down hard to the mat. Murray drops for the cover as Hortega moves into position!
UNO!
DOS!
Kickout!
Stevens turns his body and throws his shoulder up, quickly rolling to the ropes. Murray argues with Hortega while Dan Ryan can be seen once again glaring at the Scotsman. Ryan turns to glare at the man sitting next to him who has a large popcorn in his hands. Maintaining eye contact Ryan slowly grabs the carton of popcorn, pulling it to his lap before looking back toward the ring. When the man tries to speak Ryan smashes his braced arm on the barricade making a loud clanging noise. He proceeds to smash popcorn angrily into his mouth.
Joe Hoffman: I think Dan Ryan just stole someone’s popcorn Benny..
Benny Newell: Popcorn, that is definitely something I have no desire to eat! These pills are incredible, and I feel so full of energy, Hoffman!
Back in the ring Murray has reasserted himself by slapping Stevens about the shoulders and back of the head, stinging, painful slaps that were likely more harmful to Scott’s pride than his body. Stevens is dragged to his feet before measuring him up..
CRACK!
A skin sizzling chop is fired across Scott Stevens’ chest causing a red welt to immediately begin to form. Stevens’ face turns a bright red as he pulls himself back up to his full height glaring up at Murray who invites him to chop him back..
CRACK!
Murray’s smugness dissipates as pain registers across his chest where he was chopped by Stevens. He takes a step back doing his best to pretend it didn’t hurt though his arched brows betray him.
CRACK!
Before anyone can pay too much attention he fires another brutal chop across the Texan’s chest leaving another long welt to begin forming. Stevens stumbles back but shakes it off, stepping right back up to the plate.
CRACK!
Murray’s breath is sucked out as he seems to call for a time out, stepping away for a moment. Once his back is turned his stoic expression gives away to pain as he holds his chest where Stevens’ hand has left a bright red mark. Composing himself he steps back toward Stevens with his smug smirk back in place.
EYE POKE!
Joe Hoffman: The ICON Champion with a damn dirty eye poke instead of continuing to go toe to toe with Stevens!
Benny Newell: Well maybe if Stevens had done that first he’d be the one in control of the match right now!..uuugh.. My stomach doesn’t feel good, Hoffman.. It feels like.. A raisin wrapped in whiskey.. uuugh.
As Stevens’ hands instinctively move to his eyes Murray slaps his unprotected face with a loud crack followed by two slaps across the chest and another two across the rips. As Stevens doubles over Murray slaps him hard across the back before one final chop across the chest that sends Stevens down hard to the mat!
The ICON Champion drops down for a lazy pin attempt..
UNO!
DOS!
Kickout!
Joe Hoffman: Some people might call Stevens a joke but you’re not going to pick up a win against anyone in High Octane Wrestlng with a pin like that.
Benny Newell: Ooouugh.. FUck are we talking about pinfalls right now? Is that where we are in this match I.. I.. UIUUGHGHg
The challenger is easily able to kick out with Murray barely even making the effort as the sound of Benny vomiting fills the audio void. Outside the ring Dan Ryan has confiscated a large drink from someone and is hatefully drinking it in the direction of Andy Murray.
The ICON Champion continues to reign down a series of punches and kicks to Stevens treating him more like a sparring partner than an actual opponent. Stevens frustration is noticeable as none of Murray’s offensive seems designed around winning, more around embarrassing the Chief Information Officer.
SPINEBUSTER!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just took the Champion off his feet and put his back down hard on the pine! Could this be it!?
Benny Newell: uuuggh.. dd..drin..k..
An unexpected burst of offense from Stevens catches Murray completely off guard! His body covered in scarlet marks courtesy of an offensive that would make a Slap Chop blush, Stevens hears the crowd rally behind. He rises and takes to the rops before smashing his knee into the side of Murray’s head! He grabs both legs and pulls him into the cover!
UNO!
DOS!
Kickout!
Joe Hoffman: He was so close! Stevens was an inch away from being the new ICON Champion!
Benny Newell: ..b..bull.s..shit.
Murray is able to power out, his face wild with confusion as he scrambles up to his feet. Out in the crowd Dan Ryan has stood up, murder fucking the ring with both of his eyes. The cup in one hand has been crushed, it’s contents pouring onto the ground while the popcorn has been thrown high into the air.
Stevens doesn’t argue with Hortega but rather keeps pushing forward swinging both arms down across Murray’s wide back trying to wear the larger man down. Sensing that he might have weakened the ICON Champion he continues to throw fists and knees which Murray does his best to defend against though it is clear the offensive is taking its toll.
Signaling for the Toxic Sting grabs Andy’s head!
The ICON Champion holds fast, spinning Stevens around knees him directly in the groin, body blocking Hortega from seeing the cheap shot. He quickly scoops up Stevens and delivers the HIGHLAND HANGOVER!
Hooking the leg, Murray smugly locks eyes with Ryan as Hortega drops down for the count.
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!
Bryan McVay: Your winner in 11 minutes, 23 seconds and still ICON Champion.. ANDY MUUUUUUUUURRRRRAY!
In the ring Murray stands, a bit gingerly, as his ICON Championship is brought to him. Outside the ring Dan Ryan claps slowly as he stares up at the Champion. The two share at each other before Murray makes his way toward the back.
Joe Hoffman: A spirited challenge by Stevens nearly pulling one over Murray who I think might have just underestimated Stevens a little. Obviously he still won the match but it could be argued that if he hadn’t connected with an illegal move the Texan might have walked out of here with the ICON Championship.
The sound of something being snorted could be heard before Benny Newell’s voice rises.
Benny Newell: Ugh.. UUUAAaahh. Okay, OKAY! Back to normal! Stevens sucks, Andy Murray is the ICON Champion we deserve, he did nothing wrong, his hands are like well aged kitchen gloves that Stevens couldn’t stop catching! AMAZING MATCH, FIVE STARS!
Joe Hoffman:.. Do you remember any of it?
Benny Newell: Not a fuckin bit of it, DRINK!
With that we cut to our next commercial break.
July 18, 2020
We return to Benny Newell and Joe Hoffman seated ringside. Benny appears to be counting out small red pills with care while Joe stares at him.
Joe Hoffman: Benny, what are those?
Benny Newell: Skittles, Hoffman, Skittles! Prescription Skittles from Mexico, I got them, you know, to celebrate our ICON Champion Andy Murray in his big ICON Title Defense against.. Against…
Benny seems to trail off as he attempts to recall who Andy Murray is supposed to face. Joe shakes his head before grabbing a bottle of water. As Benny continues to wrack his brain to figure out who the ICON Champion is facing Joe uncaps the bottle of water before nonchalantly pouring the water over the pills much to Benny’s horror.
Benny Newell: ..WHAT THE FUCK, HOFFMAN!?
Shamelessly Benny jumps out of his chair, shoving it away as he lines his mouth up with the edge of the table, sweeping the slowly disintegrating pill mash toward his open maw. Joe looks disgusted but carries on like a consummate professional.
Joe Hoffman: The opponent my colleague was referring to is Scott Stevens, High Octane Wrestling veteran and former ICON Champion himself. That match up next!
We shift to the ring where Bryan McVay is standing by, the crowd excited for the ICON Championship match.
Bryan McVay: The following bout is for the High Octane Wrestling ICON Championship!..Introducing the challenger..
“Dead Man Walking feat. the Lacs” by Crucifix cranks on as the lights dim and the stage lights up. Scott Stevens soon appears on the stage, his eyes on the ring, a serious, focused expression on his face. The crowd, loyal, long term fans that they are, give Stevens a welcoming cheer.
Bryan McVay: Hailing from Houston, Texas.. Standing at six foot, six inches and weighing two hundred and fifty six pounds.. SCOTT STEEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Stevens lifts his arms Stevens enjoys a sharp pop which seems to breathe a little confidence into the Texan. Remaining focused he makes his way to ring, climbing in before moving to the far turnbuckle, his arms raised in the air once again as he poses for the crowd.
The music fades out as Stevens drops from the turnbuckle and moves to his corner, referee Joel Hortega giving him a pat down as Bryan McVay lifts the microphone to his lips once again.
Bryan McVay: ..introducing the Champion..
“The Facts” by Trap Them roars onto the P.A. system as the guitar solo heralds the arrival of the ICON Champion. Swaggering onto the stage with an overabundance of confidence is Andy Murray, a leather jacket covering his muscular frame while a well loved cricket bat slung over one shoulder.
Bryan McVay: Hailing from Aberdeen, Scotland.. Standing at six foot seven inches and weighing two hundred and eighty pounds.. ANDY MUUUURRRRRRRRAY!
Unlike Stevens who enjoyed some love from the crowd Andy Murray is met with a sizable wall of boos though it seems the music is drowning most of it out. Unzipping the leather jacket the ICON Championship becomes visible, it’s pale white leather and gold littering in the bright lights of the stage. He smiles proudly before swaggering to the ring, letting the cricket bat drag behind him around the halfway point. He rolls beneath the bottom rope before climbing to his feet. He pulls the ICON Championship from his waist and lifts it up before moving to his own corner, the music fading away.
Joe Hoffman: Both of these men have a history together a-
Benny Newell: And it’s mostly just Andy Murray clowning this Lonesome Loser!
Joe Hoffman: Why do people call him that anymore, Benny?
Benny Newell: I just ate, like, 7 diet pills, Hoffman, I don’t remember five hours into the future, what makes you think Reagan did this?
McVay leaves the ring as the bell rings.
Murray and Stevens circle each other as the crowd is tentatively behind Scott. Both men tie up in the center of the ring but it’s Murray’s increased size and power that wins out, shoving Stevens into the nearby turnbuckle before flexing in the center of the ring with a smug expression on his face. Stevens looks flustered but he stays focused, circling Murray again as the two men size each other up.
There is a disturbance in the crowd as Dan Ryan can be seen making his way down toward the ring through the audience. He apparently tosses someone out of their chair and takes a seat in the front row, his braced arm resting on the barricade wall as he glares up into the ring at Andy Murray.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like Dan Ryan has decided to take in this match from ringside.
Benny Newell: ..you know they were kind of right, these diet pills do kind feel like cocaine..
Joe Hoffman: Do you need me to call anyone, Benny?
Back in the ring Murray’s confidence seems to waver as his attention is divided between two men. Another tie up exchange however the younger, healthier Stevens is able to sneak a quick kick to Murray’s knee before shoving the ICON champion into the corner, repaying Murray’s earlier kindness. Keeping the offensive momentum going the Texan charges in hitting a lariat across the wide chest of Andy Murray. Staggered, Murray stumbles out of the corner as Stevens takes to the ropes, charging forward with another lariat that nearly takes Murray off his legs!
Stevens takes the ropes a second time and once again collides with an off balance Murray though he still does not go down. The crowd is solidly behind Stevens’ as he looks close to taking the ICON Champion off his feet! For the third time Stevens takes to the ropes, spinning as he throws a Discuss Clothesline directly toward Murray’s chest!
SHUTTHEFUCKUPPERCUT!
Joe Hoffman: A brutal counter by Andy Murray!
Benny Newell: I DON’T FEEL LIKE EATING FOOD!
The Texan’s teeth get rattled as Murray connects with the wicked uppercut that takes Stevens off his feet and down hard to the mat. Murray drops for the cover as Hortega moves into position!
UNO!
DOS!
Kickout!
Stevens turns his body and throws his shoulder up, quickly rolling to the ropes. Murray argues with Hortega while Dan Ryan can be seen once again glaring at the Scotsman. Ryan turns to glare at the man sitting next to him who has a large popcorn in his hands. Maintaining eye contact Ryan slowly grabs the carton of popcorn, pulling it to his lap before looking back toward the ring. When the man tries to speak Ryan smashes his braced arm on the barricade making a loud clanging noise. He proceeds to smash popcorn angrily into his mouth.
Joe Hoffman: I think Dan Ryan just stole someone’s popcorn Benny..
Benny Newell: Popcorn, that is definitely something I have no desire to eat! These pills are incredible, and I feel so full of energy, Hoffman!
Back in the ring Murray has reasserted himself by slapping Stevens about the shoulders and back of the head, stinging, painful slaps that were likely more harmful to Scott’s pride than his body. Stevens is dragged to his feet before measuring him up..
CRACK!
A skin sizzling chop is fired across Scott Stevens’ chest causing a red welt to immediately begin to form. Stevens’ face turns a bright red as he pulls himself back up to his full height glaring up at Murray who invites him to chop him back..
CRACK!
Murray’s smugness dissipates as pain registers across his chest where he was chopped by Stevens. He takes a step back doing his best to pretend it didn’t hurt though his arched brows betray him.
CRACK!
Before anyone can pay too much attention he fires another brutal chop across the Texan’s chest leaving another long welt to begin forming. Stevens stumbles back but shakes it off, stepping right back up to the plate.
CRACK!
Murray’s breath is sucked out as he seems to call for a time out, stepping away for a moment. Once his back is turned his stoic expression gives away to pain as he holds his chest where Stevens’ hand has left a bright red mark. Composing himself he steps back toward Stevens with his smug smirk back in place.
EYE POKE!
Joe Hoffman: The ICON Champion with a damn dirty eye poke instead of continuing to go toe to toe with Stevens!
Benny Newell: Well maybe if Stevens had done that first he’d be the one in control of the match right now!..uuugh.. My stomach doesn’t feel good, Hoffman.. It feels like.. A raisin wrapped in whiskey.. uuugh.
As Stevens’ hands instinctively move to his eyes Murray slaps his unprotected face with a loud crack followed by two slaps across the chest and another two across the rips. As Stevens doubles over Murray slaps him hard across the back before one final chop across the chest that sends Stevens down hard to the mat!
The ICON Champion drops down for a lazy pin attempt..
UNO!
DOS!
Kickout!
Joe Hoffman: Some people might call Stevens a joke but you’re not going to pick up a win against anyone in High Octane Wrestlng with a pin like that.
Benny Newell: Ooouugh.. FUck are we talking about pinfalls right now? Is that where we are in this match I.. I.. UIUUGHGHg
The challenger is easily able to kick out with Murray barely even making the effort as the sound of Benny vomiting fills the audio void. Outside the ring Dan Ryan has confiscated a large drink from someone and is hatefully drinking it in the direction of Andy Murray.
The ICON Champion continues to reign down a series of punches and kicks to Stevens treating him more like a sparring partner than an actual opponent. Stevens frustration is noticeable as none of Murray’s offensive seems designed around winning, more around embarrassing the Chief Information Officer.
SPINEBUSTER!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just took the Champion off his feet and put his back down hard on the pine! Could this be it!?
Benny Newell: uuuggh.. dd..drin..k..
An unexpected burst of offense from Stevens catches Murray completely off guard! His body covered in scarlet marks courtesy of an offensive that would make a Slap Chop blush, Stevens hears the crowd rally behind. He rises and takes to the rops before smashing his knee into the side of Murray’s head! He grabs both legs and pulls him into the cover!
UNO!
DOS!
Kickout!
Joe Hoffman: He was so close! Stevens was an inch away from being the new ICON Champion!
Benny Newell: ..b..bull.s..shit.
Murray is able to power out, his face wild with confusion as he scrambles up to his feet. Out in the crowd Dan Ryan has stood up, murder fucking the ring with both of his eyes. The cup in one hand has been crushed, it’s contents pouring onto the ground while the popcorn has been thrown high into the air.
Stevens doesn’t argue with Hortega but rather keeps pushing forward swinging both arms down across Murray’s wide back trying to wear the larger man down. Sensing that he might have weakened the ICON Champion he continues to throw fists and knees which Murray does his best to defend against though it is clear the offensive is taking its toll.
Signaling for the Toxic Sting grabs Andy’s head!
The ICON Champion holds fast, spinning Stevens around knees him directly in the groin, body blocking Hortega from seeing the cheap shot. He quickly scoops up Stevens and delivers the HIGHLAND HANGOVER!
Hooking the leg, Murray smugly locks eyes with Ryan as Hortega drops down for the count.
UNO!
DOS!
TRES!
Bryan McVay: Your winner in 11 minutes, 23 seconds and still ICON Champion.. ANDY MUUUUUUUUURRRRRAY!
In the ring Murray stands, a bit gingerly, as his ICON Championship is brought to him. Outside the ring Dan Ryan claps slowly as he stares up at the Champion. The two share at each other before Murray makes his way toward the back.
Joe Hoffman: A spirited challenge by Stevens nearly pulling one over Murray who I think might have just underestimated Stevens a little. Obviously he still won the match but it could be argued that if he hadn’t connected with an illegal move the Texan might have walked out of here with the ICON Championship.
The sound of something being snorted could be heard before Benny Newell’s voice rises.
Benny Newell: Ugh.. UUUAAaahh. Okay, OKAY! Back to normal! Stevens sucks, Andy Murray is the ICON Champion we deserve, he did nothing wrong, his hands are like well aged kitchen gloves that Stevens couldn’t stop catching! AMAZING MATCH, FIVE STARS!
Joe Hoffman:.. Do you remember any of it?
Benny Newell: Not a fuckin bit of it, DRINK!
With that we cut to our next commercial break.