Post by Jman2k3 on Dec 6, 2019 2:18:53 GMT
MAIN EVENT: FALSE START
Cut to commentary as the ring is cleared.
DDK:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to DEFtv! It’s time for our main event! Four out of the seven men slated to compete for the FIRST ever ACE in the HOLE a mere two weeks from tonight … are in the match here on DEFtv and there is no love lost between these two teams and their individual members.
Angus:
I said it before, I’ll say it again. Knock Stevens’ head off his shoulder now! Don’t wait until ACE, Scotty! Take him out!
DDK:
My partner is eluding to earlier tonight, “Sub Pop” Scott Douglas made his intentions clear; at DEFIANCE Road win or lose, he intends to make sure Scott Stevens does not take home the ACE. Scott Stevens, on the other hand, feels like Douglas cheated him out of his opportunity that he recovered albeit in a questionable manner.
Angus:
Questionable? By hook or by crook… that’s the phraseology you are looking for! Do I need to say it again, Keebs!? Knock his ...
DDK:
No. [moving on] As the two Scotts are obviously ready to go for each other’s throats, there has been no love lost between The Family Keelings’ Uriel Cortez and Jack Harmen.
Angus:
Now, that’s a head that’ll take a few wacks to knock off…
Darren jumps in.
DDK:
The pair…
Angus doesn’t allow it.
Angus:
HOSSHEAD!
Darren shakes his head and throws it to the ring.
DDK:
Let’s go to the ring…
Cut to the ring.
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first …
♫ "Smiling & Dying" by Green River ♫
The Faithful pop and as the music would suggest, “Sub Pop” Scott Douglas walks from the curtain and takes center stage on the top of the rampway. His standard ring gear, same as it ever was; cut off jean shorts and a black sleeveless “Sub Pop” record t-shirt.
Darren Quimbey:
… from Seatle, Washington… weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds… “SUB POP!!!!” Sccccoootttttt DOOOOUUGGGGGLLAAAASSSS!
He poses and points for a moment at the top of the stage before heading down to the ring.
Darren Quimbey:
And his partner …
♫ "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osborne ♫
Jack Harmen bursts through the curtain and raises the devil horns up with both hands upon reaching the top of the entrance ramp.
Darren Quimbey:
… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at two hundred and twenty-four pounds… “The LUNATIC!!!!” Jaaaaacckk HAAAAARRRRMMMMENNN!
Jack jogs and bounces down the ramp, stopping a couple of times to slap a few fans' hands. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope and slaps the mat with both hands before standing up and displaying the devil horns once again.
DDK:
This is the first time either of these teams have ever teamed together in the history of DEFIANCE.
Angus:
DEFIANCE? Try, ever!
In the ring, Scott Douglas and Jack Harmen trade a few words near the corner that appear mostly civil.
Darren Quimbey:
And their opponents …
Darren holds for the music cue, but nothing. He tried again.
Darren Quimbey:
And their opponents …
Again nothing.
Angus:
What the in the GORRAM HELL!?
DDK:
I’m being told there is a ruckus backstage …
Cut to said: ruckus.
Scott Stevens with the Stevens Clan backing him up is amidst a screaming match with Thomas Keeling. The hulking Uriel Cortez standing by on the ready but as usual not adding much to the discourse.
Scott Stevens:
Oh, no, no NO! I am a FORMER FIST! Send him out first!
Thomas Keeling:
FORMER! THIS IS THE NEXT FIST!
Keeling argues with Stevens as he points toward Uriel, arms folded and chest bulging.
Carry jumps in on the screaming and Junior is there to match wits in his loudest voice possible. Bo and George, mostly play the back, awaiting the inevitable brawl.
DDK:
Well, folks… we may not get a match here as apparently neither Scott Stevens or Thomas Keeling can come to an agreement on who gets top billing. I think we are going to take a break while we figure this out…
COMMERCIAL BREAK: DEFIANCE ROAD 2019
Don't miss DEFIANCE ROAD 2019! Live on DEFonDemand!
JACK HARMEN & SCOTT DOUGLAS vs. SCOTT STEVENS & URIEL CORTEZ
DDK:
Ladies and gentlemen welcome back. During the break, the production crew was able to get Scott Stevens, as well as Uriel Cortez, down to the ring. I won’t speak to the order of those proceedings… but the action already has been fast, to say the least!
Angus:
It’s been brutal! It’s great!
DDK:
And I suppose I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention, we’ve been joined on commentary by another ACE qualifier, The D.
The D:
It took you twelve seconds to get to me. That’s eleven seconds too long.
DDK:
Along with Flex standing ever so close to me. Can he stand a little further away?
The D:
He can.
Angus:
Have him take ten to twelve steps stage left…
Stevens ducks underneath a Douglas clothesline, back off the ropes and Scott hits him with an overhead belly to belly. Stevens bounces into the corner where a frustrated Uriel Cortez tags himself in. He charges, knocking Douglas down with a shoulder tackle. Douglas back up, off the ropes, lifted into a press slam, before being dropped on his face. Douglas bounces toward the corner.
DDK:
Douglas showing some veteran instinct, getting back to his corner.
Angus:
More like basic survival skills.
Harmen reaches in and tags himself in. Uriel turns as Harmen reaches the top of the turnbuckle, and Harmen dives with a missile dropkick. It only sends the big man stumbling back a few paces. Harmen on his knees, scouts the situation. He rushes off the far side, gains speed and ducks underneath a brutal looking Cortez clothesline. Back off the other side, Harmen gets blind tagged by Douglas. Jack collides with Uriel Cortez with a shoulder block but doesn’t even stumble the big man. Harmen however, falls down onto his back. But it’s enough of a distraction for Douglas to hit a picture-perfect moonsault on the just ever so late to notice Uriel Cortez.
DDK:
What a moonsault! He could have him!
The D:
He just threw himself at a dude. Not impressed.
Angus:[begrudingly]
… same.
ONE.
TWO.
Cortez powers out of the pin, shoving Douglas off and high enough to land on his feet. Scott stumbles toward the enemy side and turns to Stevens. Stevens throws a right, but Douglas blocks it, just a Cortez comes charging. Sub Pop dodges and Uriel slams into Scott, sending him sprawling off the apron and into the barricade.
Cortez just shrugs.
Cortez turns about and Scott Douglas throws a big right but it’s easily caught with a bigger left. Uriel grips Sub Pop’s fist. Now in complete control, Cortez turns the pair around as he twists his opponent’s wrist, bringing Douglas down to his knees. Harmen, back to his feet attempts to break this up runs in an immovable object.
Cortez lets loose Douglas’ fist and without turning around swings a blind elbow at the charging Harmen.
DDK:
Official Benny Doyle is quickly losing control of this one.
Angus:
What’s new?!
Doyle attempts to usher Jack Harmen out of the ring but although The Lunatic is beginning to recover, he isn’t responding. Scott Stevens stirs as well on the outside as Uriel turns his attention back to Scott Douglas. Cortez reaches down and hoists Scott Douglas to his feet before sending him off into the ropes.
DDK:
Douglas sent for the ride!
On the return, Scott launches himself toward “The Industry Standard.”
Angus:
That ride was to go fetch some desperation!
Scott’s attempt fails instantly upon contact when what was either a failed crossbody or a Lou Thez press finds the former SoHer in DEFIANCE’s biggest Bear Hug. Cortez locks his wrist and really begins to wrench the lower back.
DDK:
This could be it, right here, folks!
The D:
It’s just a bear hug.
Uriel squeezes even harder on Douglas as he dangles.
The D:
Nevermind.
Scott Stevens has found his way back to the apron and Jack Harmen is to his feet in the corner. Harmen reluctantly is ushered out of the ring as Cortez slows the pace.
DDK:
And this is where a man like Uriel Cortez excels.
Douglas is held in Uriel’s arms and squeezed. Doyle is right there to see if the pain overwhelms Scott.
DDK:
Hey. Where did Flex go?
Harmen is standing on the apron, reaching out for Douglas’ outstretched hands. Uriel squeezes again, retracting him away. Douglas claps Uriel, and again, trying to loosen. Uriel stumbles to the corner, bear hug still held in, as Scott reaches out.
And Flex yanks Harmen off the apron before Douglas’ outstretched hands can tag him in. Flex grabs Harmen by his midsection and rams him into the outside barricade as Doyle calls for the bell. Stevens just stands on the apron, soaking it all in.
DDK:
You sent him down there, didn’t you?
The D:
That’s my queue Dweebs. Pleasure’s all yours.
A headset rattles as it’s thrown onto the table. The D gets up, and the fans pop as Klein rushes out from the back. Right hand, right, right, left, BIG left uppercut sends the D up onto the ramp. Klein stalks the D back up the ramp toward the ring, before grabbing the D and placing him on his shoulders. Klein then charges toward the ring, and CHUCKS the D over the top rope into Uriel’s back. Cortez tumbles, as Douglas falls out of the bear hug.
Klein turns to the crowd and eats a superkick from Stevens.
DDK:
Remember the Alamo!
Angus:
Stevens picking and choosing his shots. We got Flex dropping Harmen throat first on a chair.
DDK:
Douglas with a diving forearm through the ropes at Stevens!
Angus:
Uriel has the D on his shoulders, and sends him sprawling onto all three!
DDK:
Chaos!
Uriel looks down at the mess of people and scoffs. He turns just as Harmen slips onto his shoulders. Uriel spins and Harmen Hurraconrada’s him over the top onto everyone. Jack lands on the apron and gets to his feet. He notices Douglas has climbed onto the apron. They nod to each other. Harmen then Asai Moonsaults onto half of everyone as Douglas rushes the apron and hits a shooting star to the outside. Everyone tumbles like bowling pins.
DDK:
This is just a mess of bodies Angus! It’s a small sample of what we’re going to see at DEFRoad!
Angus:
I don’t condone the flipping but the destruction is A PLUS!
DDK:
Just wait until a LADDER is INVOLVED! We’ll see you in two weeks at DEFIANCE ROAD!!