Post by Jman2k3 on Nov 6, 2019 5:19:38 GMT
KERRY KUROYAMA vs. MATT LACROIX
As we come back from commercial we see Matt Lacroix pacing back and forth in the ring before going to Mark Shields asking what’s going on, he doesn’t know. It’s Mark Shields after all.
DDK:
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, tonight our scheduled ACE in the Hole qualifying matchup between Matt Lacroix and Kerry Kuroyama apparently … isn’t going to take place as we just saw Kerry Kuroyama … has been suspended.
Angus:
It’s bullshit, Keebs! You hit one little ass clown with a chair … THAT HE DESERVED … and you are suspended!? Gone are the days on Bronson Box GORRAM GORRING people with SPIKES!
DDK:
Maybe so but the hire ups don’t think it is.
Angus:
You mean … THE D don’t think it is… doesn’t think … don’t … didn’t think -- You know what I mean!! Cry baby! You know damn well he is behind this nonsense!
DDK:
Regardless, Matt Lacroix has advanced to the next round of the ACE…
Before Keebs can finish his statement; The Faithful all turn toward the rampway and as the production team catches up… Everyone’s Favorite Texan, Scott Stevens is seen, running down the ramp and towards the ring.
Angus:
What in the Texas-sized HELL is he doing here, Keebs?!?!?!?!
Stevens rolls into the ring and makes his way over to Mark Shields and says something to him and the official shoots him a look. Stevens continues to discuss something with him and the official looks confused.
Angus:
What’s that inbred-two-horns-short-of-a-steer ... saying Keebs?
DDK:
No idea… but I have to assume something foul is afoot.
Angus:
Thanks alot, Shakespear. [mocking]A foot is rotten in the state of Bismark.
DDK:
So many things are wrong in that statement.
As the cameraman gets closer we catch the end of the conversation.
Scott Stevens:
Look Mark, I was sent here by Kelly Evans as Kerry’s replacement and if you don’t, believe me, we can stop the show and go ask her... but you know how she is when you don’t do as she asks.
Shields lets out a labored sigh.
DDK:
If that’s true that’s big news.
Angus:
He can’t right … ?
Shields signals for the bell.
DING! DING!
Angus:
He did it …
DDK:
I guess we have a match … ?
Matt Lacroix b-lines it over to Mark Shields and wants answers. He tries to find out what is happening when the calculating former FIST rolls up Lacroix and grabs a handful of tights for good measure. The Faithful are caught as off guard as LaCroix.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Lacroix kicks out after Shields’ hand hit the canvas a third time and goes after Stevens but the Texan rolls out and hops the barricade.
Angus:
What the hell just happened?!?!?!?!?
The official brings the ring announcer over and says something to him.
Darren Quimbey:
And your winner of the match and your newest ACE in the Hole qualifier!!! … SCOTT! STEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEENNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDK:
This is … this is …
Angus:
FUCKED?!?!?!?!?!?!? I didn’t know Sheilds could count … MUCH LESS THAT GORRAM FAST!
The Faithful, typically no fan of LaCroix, intensely boo the outcome and even more so the announcement.
DDK:
Angus!
Angus:
WHAT!?
DDK:
Eh, well - you are correct but for god sake the language! There is no love lost here amongst the Faithful and the derelict hometown boy -- Matt LaCroix but in that series of matches we witnessed between Kerry Kuroyama and LaCroix … a level of respect was earned and tonight I think much like myself, this crowd thought they’d see something of the same level … Rather, we’ve got this nonsense!
Angus:
Ohhh, you can do better than calling it nonsense, Keebs. Let it out… let the hate fill you!
DDK:
Stevens somehow has weaseled his way in the ACE in the Hole match at DEFIANCE Road after losing fair and square to Scott Douglas on the last DEFtv! This … [fuming] this … is POPSTEROUS!
Stevens jumps up and down in the sea of fans like he has regained the FIST as Matt Lacroix goes ballistic in the ring yelling at Mark Shields as the camera zooms in on Stevens fading into the crowd with a smirk on his face as security attempts to keep the Faithful from exacting revenge.
Angus:
POPST-a-WHAT!? Is that the best you can do!? Get mad, Keebs! Come to the darkside… FUCK SCOTT STEVENS!!!
DDK:
Angus! Dial it back.
Angus:
Fine! I’ll leave it at this … ACE in the HOLE has it’s QUEEN! [grumbling] sorry son of bitch …
Angus continues to grumble as Matt LaCroix’s verbal and somewhat physical accosting of Mark Sheilds sends DEFIANCE's worst official out of the ring.
Cut to backstage.