Post by Jman2k3 on Dec 31, 2018 7:22:00 GMT
STEVENS FAMILY vs TEAM HOSS
DDK:
Ladies and gents get ready for some championship level tag action as we are kicking off our show with the tag team championships!
Angus:
That’s right Keebs! The greatest tag team in DEFIANCE HOSStery is going to reclaim the gold here tonight.
DDK:
Team Hoss has been riding a wave of momentum since they returned as they won the right to challenge the champions when they became the top contenders winning a hard fought triple threat match.
Angus:
It was definitely hard fought because every team in DEFIANCE wants those tag titles back where they belong and the BEST TEAM won and that’s bad news for the Stevens retards.
DDK:
Well, speaking of Stevens, he suffered his first singles loss last show when Cayle Murray proved he was the rightful FIST OF DEFIANCE when he defeated the Texan in the middle of the ring. You have to wonder how his psyche is holding up?
Angus:
No one cares about Stevens.
♫ “Overlord” by Black Label Society ♫
The music goes right into the thunderous chorus of the song and right away, the camera cuts to the stage. Smoke begins to billow from the stage and through it… out come the two members of Team HOSS.
The 6’3” and 268-pound Brit, Aleczander The Great and the 6’10” and 315-pound Angel Trinidad headtoward the ring looking like they're gonna kill a bitch. There’s no fooling around from Aleczander today and if it were even possible, Angel is looking extra aggressive. The two enter the ring with a VERY supportive crowd, but little fanfare as their music fades out.
♫ "Hellraiser" by Motorhead ♫
When you look up hatred in the dictionary there is only one man’s picture next to it and it’s everyone’s favorite Texan as the faithful are letting him know how much they hate him as they chant his favorite chant, but hatred is something he thrives on as there is no #FUCKDEFIANCE security, not today as the patriarch of the Stevens Dynasty comes out in a flashy Golden Suit.
DDK:
For those not familiar with the Stevens family, that his Cary Stevens, a legend of Southern wrestling during the territory days, and he’s been training his family and others to carry on the family name.
Angus:
Legend smegend.
Scott and Bo Stevens march behind Cary, but there is something different with the usual cocky and nauseating attitude of everyone’s favorite Texan as he is dressed like his cousin in which they have a black bandana that covers the lower portion of their faces with a noose around their necks and the Stevens’ signature black glove on their right hand.
DDK:
I guess that answers our question about whether or not Stevens would be focused or not.
Angus:
New look, but I can still smell the pee that’s running down his leg.
The hashtag shirt is gone and so is flipping off the faithful as Stevens and his cousin slowly climb into the ring and stretch out on the ropes.
Darren Quimbey:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for the DEFIANCE TAG TEAM CHAMP……
Cary interrupts Quimbey’s introduction by whispering something in his ear and he shakes his head.
Darren Quimbey:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is for the UNIFIED WRESTLE UTA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
The faithful boo loudly.
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first, to my right, the challengers… weighing in at a combined weight of 583 pounds… they are former DEFIANCE World Trios Tag Team Champions… they are the team of Angel Trinidad and Aleczander The Great… TEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAMMMMM HOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!
The crowd goes WILD as Angel raises a fist and Aleczander flexes his muscles.
Darren Quimbey:
And their opponents! from The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 490 pounds…They are the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNIFIED. WRESTLE UTA. WORLD! TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIIIIIOOOOONS!.…BO! AND SCOTT! THE STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS! DYYYYYYYNNNNNAAAAASTYYYYYYY!
The Stevens family slowly and methodically raise the UTA and DEFIANCE tag championships high into the air as the jeers of the faithful rain down upon them.
DDK:
Can Team Hoss put the final nail in UTA and take back the tag championships?
The bell rings. The two men in the ring are Scott Stevens and Angel Trinidad and they begin to circle one another and before they go to lock up, cousin Bo, tags himself in.
DDK:
What’s this?
Angus:
Looks like Bo wants to get his ass kicked first.
Scott shoots his cousin a look of displeasurement but he listens to his father as he tells him to step out and BO-Lieve in Bo. Bo walks into the ring when Angel tries to lunge at him, but Bo ducks underneath him and Scott quickly runs in sans the tag and CLOCKS Angel in the back of the head!
Angus:
HEY! UNFAIR!
The Faithful JEER the crap out of The Stevens Dynasty as it takes both of them to do some damage to Angel, backing up the tall Bronx native in the corner. Scott Stevens rushes at Angel and lets The Beast from The Bronx have it with a big Running Clothesline. Bo Stevens then tries his luck and connects with a Running Back Elbow in the corner!
DDK:
The referee already being liberal with the rules here!
Both Stevenseseses whip Angel across the ring with some effort and Scott returns to his corner after helping his cousin. Bo raised his gloved fist and charges at the corner.
DDK:
NO! ANGEL WITH THE DROPKICK OUT OF THE CORNER!
Bo knows pain right now and clutches his chest as Angel stands up now and lets out a roar for the Faithful! Angel then palms the back of Bo’s head and THROWS him into the corner head-first when Aleczander makes the tag!
Angus:
OUR HOSS OVERLORDS ABOUT TO WIN THE TITLES!
Angel holds Bo up and throws him into the corner. Angel then charges in with a Running Clothesline of his own and Aleczander flexes his pecs before charging right behind him, clocking Bo! He reels back and blasts him repeatedly with Clubbing Forearms! After doing some Clanging and Banging, he throws Bo overhead with a Belly to Belly Suplex!
DDK:
After the sneaky start by The Stevens Dynasty, Angel and Aleczander now in control.
Angel:
I hope they win the DEFIANCE World Tag Titles and then use those UTA Tag Titles for doorstops…
Aleczander drops a huge elbow on Bo’s chest and goes for a cover.
ONE!
TWO!
Scott makes the save and on the outside, Cary Stevens breathes a sigh of relief. Aleczander glares at Stevens who returns to the corner before turning towards Bo. He grabs him by the neck and sets him up…
DDK:
Is the HOSS Toss coming next?
Angus:
Oh, get off the apron, you asshat!
Cary Stevens jumps on the apron and tries to openly distract the official when Bo sneaks up behind him and goes low with a desperation low blow!
Angus:
Damn it!
Bo stumbles away and holds his own Stevens Family Jewels to avert suspicion from the official before making the tag to cousin Scott. The originator of the #FUCKDEFIANCE movement enters the ring now and before Aleczander can get up, he swings and catches him with a Running Knee Trembler!
DDK:
Don’t Mess With Texas takes Aleczander down!
Angus:
No, don’t call his shit, Keebs! Fuck these assholes!
After the crass comment from Angus, Stevens revels in the jeers of The Faithful instead of actually trying to win the match. Stevens then kneels over Aleczander and goes for the ground and pound game, laying into Weapon Flex with a barrage of right hands. He continues to fire the punches and Aleczander shoves Stevens off to defend himself, only for Stevens to come right back with a solid kick between the eyes!
DDK:
Now The Stevens Dynasty in control! He’s got Aleczander and shoves him into the corner!
The Angry Texan throws a series of Shoulder Thrusts into the stomach of Aleczander. He tries to fight back with a solid European Uppercut to the jaw! When Bo tries to restrain him, Aleczander cracks him in the side of the head with an elbow. Aleczander tries to get out of the corner when Stevens grabs him by the hair and throws him back followed by cracking him in the mouth with a right of his own.
He makes the tag and then rushes back a few steps before throwing him down with a Stinger Splash, followed quickly by Bo Stevens running into the ring and connecting with a Running Dropkick to the jaw! After Aleczander goes down, both men rush off the ropes and deliver stereo Knee Drops to the head and chest!
Angus:
Ugh, no, I hate good teamwork!
Bo then goes for a cover on Aleczander.
ONE!
TWO
NO!
Angel angrily watches from the corner as The Stevens Dynasty holds court for the moment over Team HOSS. The Faithful start to chant now as Bo Stevens goes after the arm of Aleczander, stomping on the elbow repeatedly and then slamming it down with a Double Knee Armbreaker.
DDK:
Good strategy there now by Bo… he has a Crossface Chickenwing finisher called the Bo-Flex and he can also keep Aleczander from using those power moves he likes to do.
Aleczander clutches his left arm in pain while Bo takes a moment to gloat about how well he’s doing. Weapon Flex is hurt now as Bo grabs the arm and tries to work it over some with an armbar, but Aleczander is too strong and shoves him away with his good arm. Aleczander still holds the arm as Bo gets back up and wraps it around the top rope!
Bo holds the arm in pain again and continues working the joint over when Aleczander brings up a right and CLOCKS him. He throws two more rights to get Bo to let go. Bo rolls back and comes around when Aleczander surprisingly sidesteps him…
Angus:
POWER HITTER SON! YUS!
The explosive Shoulder Tackle unexpectedly catches Bo and nearly takes the younger Stevens out of his boots! But perhaps this could have been a blessing. Cary yells at Scott to make the tag and since Bo is knocked at his corner, he can make the tag easy. Aleczander can’t follow up right away due to the arm so Scott continues where cousin Bo left off by stomping away at his left arm!
DDK:
The Stevens Dynasty is looking like a well oiled machine.
Angus:
Yeah, well, even the most well oiled machines get rusty and breakdown at some point.
Stevens takes a moment to relish in the damage done as he begins to smack Weapon Flex upside the head.
DDK:
Stevens showing his arrogance.
Stevens smacks Aleczander again and gets staggered by a right hand. Stevens regains his composure and makes his way back towards his opponent only to be rocked by a vicious upkick from the Mancunian Muscle.
Angus:
Yeah! Tides have turned baby!
Aleczander starts to move his arm to get some feeling back into it and rushes at the Texan and drops him to the canvas with a clothesline. Cary yells at Scott to get up and the oldest son complies with his father’s commands but he’s sent right back to the mat with a barrage of clotheslines that as Weapon Flex pumped as he lets out a primal yell that the Faithful reciprocate.
DDK:
Aleczander is energized and so is this crowd.
Weapon Flex picks up Stevens and goes to whip him across the ring, but the Texan is able to reverse it and that proves to be a mistake as Angel makes a blind tag and as Stevens goes for a Texas size lariat on Aleczander he has the wind knocked out of him as he experiences a Trampled Underfoot.
DDK:
Trampled Underfoot! And the momentum caused Scott to knocked off cousin Bo from the apron. Stevens is sucking wind and he can’t make a tag to save him!
As the winded Texan staggers off of the ropes, Angel hooks Stevens and drives him into the mat.
Angus:
Sack of Shit onto a sack of shit!
Angel immediately goes for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevens by the skin of his teeth manages to get a foot on the bottom rope!
DDK:
Two and nine-tenths!
Angus:
Bullshit! That was three!
Angel shoots a look of frustration to the official as he shows three fingers, but the official stands his ground saying it was two.
DDK:
It doesn’t get any closer than that.
Apparently not as Team HOSS is done playing around as Angel yells for Aleczander to end it. Weapon Flex steps inside the ring and gets ready for Angel to lift him up high.
Angus:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERE IT COMES! THE GREATEST MOVE IN THE HOSSTORY OF OUR SPORT…...the hell is that sound.
The sound of a engine being revved is heard over and over and each time louder and closer when we hear a familiar tune.
♫ "Half Crazy" by The Barr Brothers♫
A replica of the General Lee comes to a screeching halt on the side of the stage and out hops Duke and Luke.
Angus:
NO! NOT THESE IDIOTS! DON’T THEY HAVE A SISTER COUSIN TO GET BACK TO???
The Dibbins make their way down towards the ring drawing the attention of Team Hoss particularly Angel as he’s begging for the Dibbins to step inside the ring, but Luke and Duke simply smile their toothless grin as their distraction was enough for Bo to recover and drag Aleczander to the outside and lock in the Bo-Flex while Scott delivers a low blow to Angel before driving his face into the mat.
DDK:
Toxic Sting! That’s got to be it.
Angus:
Them damn Dibbins!
Stevens immediately goes for a cover and the official’s hand slaps the mat….
One.
Two.
Three.
As the bell sounds the place becomes rabid with displeasure as the faithful just saw their team get robbed right before eyes.
Darren Quimbey:
And here are your winners! ANNNNND STILL! REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNIFIED. WRESTLE UTA. WORLD! TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIIIIIOOOOONS!.…BO! AND SCOTT! THE STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS! DYYYYYYYNNNNNAAAAASTYYYYYYY!
Cary snatches the championships from the time keeper as he comes into the ring and pushes the official out of the way as he goes to help up his son.
Cary:
Don’t touch my boy!
Cary shouts at the referee as he helps Scott to his feet and hands him is DEFIANCE and UTA tag championships.
DDK:
The Stevens Dynasty escape tonight with the tag titles.
Angus:
Them damn Dibbins! If it wasn’t for them Team HOSS would’ve killed the so-called Stevens Dynasty.
As the Stevens family continue to gloat and parade around in the ring, Cary motions for the Dibbins to join them and they do so.
DDK:
What’s this? The Dibbins are now joining the Stevens Family in the ring.
Angus:
Perhaps the Dibbins are trying to pimp out their sister cousin to the Stevens’. You know since it takes an inbred to know an inbred.
Cary makes a simple nod and the Dibbins shoot out of the ring and begin attacking Aleczander on the outside while Bo and Scott wail away on Angel.
DDK:
This isn’t right!
Angus:
Typical UTA, can’t face no one in a fair fight.
Cary directs traffic as he orders the Dibbins to pick up Team HOSS. Duke and Luke do as they are told as Scott and Bo place the DEFIANCE and UTA tag championships on the ground.
Cary:
Spike their asses!
The patriarch of the Stevens Dynasty commands as Duke and Luke throw Team Hoss towards Scott and Bo and they place Angel and Aleczander between their legs.
Angus:
Oh shit.
DDK:
The Stevens and the Dibbins looking to end Team Hoss with a pair of Spike Piledrivers.
Angus:
Someone needs to stop this.
As Bo and Scott reach down to lift Team Hoss up to deliver the nail in the coffin of their DEFIANCE careers, a tune brings the faithful to their feet!
♫ "Mach 13 Elephant Explosion" by Masafumi Takada♫
The God-Beast, Mushigihara, sprints to the ring followed by Gage Blackwood as they look to tear some heads off.
Angus:
Backup has arrived!
The Dibbins and Stevens slide out of the ring as The God-Beast and Blackwood slide in.
DDK:
The Stevens and Dibbins want nothing to do with Gage and Mushi.
Angus:
Fucking cowards.
As the UTAH wrestlers continue to talk trash to the DEFIANCE filth in the ring they don’t see that their path is cut off by Team PCP and the Fuse Bros.
DDK:
More reinforcements have arrived Angus.
Angus:
Let’s see how those cowards from UTAH like it when they are outnumbered.
The jubilation in Angus’ tone is only intensified when the Stevens and the Dibbins turn around and eat rights and lefts from Team PCP and the Fuse Bros.
Angus:
Where is my popcorn? This is wonderful!
The Stevens Dynasty and Dibbins are sent running into the crowd embarrassed as the Fuse Bros and Team PCP join Team Hoss and Gage Blackwood and the God-Beast in the ring. One member of each team standing in the ring reaches down and picks up a DEFIANCE and UTA tag title and holds it in the air begging the Stevens and Dibbins to come and get the titles back.
DDK:
The DEFIANCE teams are standing strong as they are making a clear statement right now.
Angus:
They want a shot at kicking the Stevens’ asses for the gold!
DDK:
Look up there Angus.
Angus:
That’s Aces Wild!
Aces Wild makes their way out onto the stage and looks towards the ring and then out towards the crowd where the Stevens Dynasty and Dibbins are hiding before doing the championship belt motion around their waist before turning and heading backstage again.
DDK:
Aces Wild has thrown their hat into the pool of who wants to take on the Stevens and the question remains who will get the shot at the champs?