Post by Jman2k3 on Dec 31, 2018 7:08:30 GMT
SCOTT STEVENS vs. OSCAR BURNS vs. JFK
DDK:
Tonight’s show finally comes to this… the main event. The FIST of DEFIANCE Scott Stevens was all set to defend his title against the man he beat for it back in July, “Twists and Turns” Oscar Burns… that is, until Kendrix made a shocking return and - for all intents and purposes - snuck his way into this match. Tonight, it’s about Oscar Burns’s quest for redemption. For Kendrix, it’s about making the most of a golden opportunity. For Scott Stevens, it’s about respect.
Angus:
McFuckass Lite and The Bitchy Texan don’t DESERVE respect, Keebs! Scott has tarnished that title every day he holds it. Kendrix would do more of the same. Never have I ever wanted to root on such a goody-good dork like Burns, but… he’s gotta win this.
DDK:
Burns was more than ready for Stevens, but Kendrix goaded Burns into a match. Stevens tried to get Burns disqualified but when he didn’t want to win that way, Kendrix got the win and earned this match. Now, it’s these three men that are about to leave it all on the line tonight.
Angus:
MAIN EVENT TIME, SUCKAS!
DDK:
What he said, everybody. It comes down to this. Three men vying for the most coveted prize in DEFIANCE… the FIST. That said, we take it now to Darren Quimbey for the main event.
To Darren Quimbey we go for one last match on this night… the most important one.
Darren Quimbey:
The following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall and is your main event of the evening! This will be contested for the FIST OF DEFIANCE!
The graphic appears on the screen for the FIST of DEFIANCE as the crowd goes crazy for the action about to take place.
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first…
♫ "Raise Your Flag” by MAN WITH A MISSION ♫
Darren Quimbey:
Challenger number one… from Wellington, New Zealand… weighing in at 243 pounds, he is ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!
The fans cheer in admiration for DEFIANCE’S soldier as he walks out… but far from his normal yellow-themed shirt and orange attire. Tonight, he’s dressed a little more traditional in black trunks, kneepads, and boots. And of course, a black DEFIANCE fist logo with “WE LIKE GRAPS” on the back!
DDK:
And here comes Oscar Burns first. Nothing flashy, nothing fancy tonight. This is the same attire he wore when he defeated Crimson Lord for the WrestleUTA World Championship… maybe a good omen.
Angus:
No bright colors tonight. He wants that championship in the worst way, Keebs, and some say that’s why he lost it in the first place. Always trying to prove himself, always trying to appease the people. It’s a major weakness of his.
DDK:
That may be so, but tonight, he’s gotta put that all out of his head and keep focused at all times.
Oscar looks at the surroundings and eyes the ring once before he enters. He warms up in the ring and with the DEFIANCE Faithful fully behind him, he raises one finger in the air and leans against the middle rope, soaking in the adulation of a crowd that is certainly pro-Oscar tonight! He rips off the shirt and pulls out a gray sharpie, autographing it before tossing it into the crowd. Burns leaps off the turnbuckle and gets himself ready for the biggest match in his career.
♫ “Let ‘Em Come” by Scroobius Pip ♫
The lights go out in the arena before flashing black and white fills the centre of the stage, immediately bringing Kendrix into view with his back facing the ring. Wearing an official, JFK t-shirt along with his trademark JFK dark green and gold ring tights, his index fingers point to the sky before he turns to face the arena with that smirk.
DDK:
A golden opportunity. In the space of 6 weeks, Jesse Fredericks Kendrix has returned from injury and he cemented his place in the title picture on the grandest stage in the DEFIANCE calendar.
Angus:
The thought of Kendrix winning the title is enough to make me cry...but for him to actually do it and at DEFCON...I...I...I don’t think I have any words to describe the horror, Keebs.
Darren Quimbey:
Making his way to the ring, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds and standing at six feet, two inches tall,...
Kendrix looks as confident as ever as he approaches the ring but he still, rather uncomfortably, rubs the back of his neck.
DDK:
Kendrix feeling the lasting effect of the Stevens Dynasty beatdown two weeks ago, you’ve gotta think he’s definitely less than one hundred percent going into this one, Angus.
Angus:
One of, if not, THE greatest thing the Stevens Dynasty have ever done for us all.
Darren Quimbey:
...Hailing from London, England...
Having made his way through the ropes Kendrix hops up onto the second turnbuckle and rudely waves his closed fist at his less than adoring faithful.
Darren Quimbey:
He is Jaaaayyyy Effffff Kaaaaayyyy. Jesseeee Frederickkkssss KENDRIXXXX!
Ignoring the boos Jesse readies himself in his corner before throwing another closed fist right at Burns.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area as
♫ “We Will Rock You” by Queen♫
Plays throughout the arena and the Faithful get hyped from the song as they sing along and clap to the beat of the song.
DDK:
And now the champion..
Angus:
Not for long Keebs!
The slow bellow of the guitar hits as the video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The cheers that had once filled the arena quickly turn into jeers. The Faithful know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen is a giant hand that slowly closes into a FIST as letters slowly appear and form a message and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS.
♫ “We Are The Champions” by Queen♫
Darren Quimbey:
From The Great State of Texas, THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTED! FIST of DEFIANCE CHAMPION!!! …SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp and Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain, and as soon as he makes his way to the edge of the stage golden pyro begins to rain down behind him as he raises up his right fist high into the air. As Stevens makes his way down the ramp he just smirks and shakes his head at the vocal bashers as he simply points to the championship around his waist.
DDK:
Stevens reminding everyone that he is the FIST either with his clenched fist or the championship around his waist...
Angus:
He’s probably got locked hand from jacking it too hard last night..
The FIST slowly makes his way around the ring talking smack and flipping off the DEFIANCE filth in the crowd until he reaches the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes; looking out amongst the crowd before taking the championship from around his waist and raising it high into the air before dropping to the canvas as the music fades and a loud chant erupts from the crowd.
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
The Angry Texan smirks as he takes off HIS most prized possession. With all three competitors in the ring now and the FIST of DEFIANCE being handed off to Benny Doyle, he raises the championship overhead to show what the three men are fighting for on DEFIANCE’s biggest - and final - show of the year 2018. After doing so, he calls for the bell and gets ready to hand the belt off.
DING DING
But as he does so, Stevens grabs the title and BLASTS Kendrix with it right off the get-go!
Angus:
What… WHAT DID HE JUST DO?!
DDK:
By the very nature of this match, nobody can be disqualified and we just saw Stevens take advantage of that right from the jump!
He lays out Kendrix with the title, now standing over the man that conned his very way into this match.
Scott Stevens:
That’s for interfering in my business, asshole.
The Angry Texan throws the title to a stagehand on the outside before facing Burns, gesturing “YOU AND ME!” Burns is more than ready to oblige as the two run at one another, throwing bombs from the jump!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
DDK:
Right on the start, Kendrix is down and out on the floor leaving Oscar Burns and Scott Stevens to pick up where they left off in July!
The Faithful ROAR with approval at the action from the start! Stevens tries another right hand when Burns ducks and delivers a Shoulder Thrust. He lands a European Uppercut! Another Shoulder Thrust leads to another Uppercut spins Stevens around, leading to The Team Graps Cap to use a Backslide right off the bat!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
DDK:
Burns almost got the win there with that backslide.
Angus:
Shoulda! Woulda! Coulda! Fact is he didn’t Keebs!
Burns and Stevens scramble to their feet and the Texan goes for the homerun shot right off the bat with a superkick, but Burns is able to catch it.
DDK:
Remember the Alamo superkick misses and Burns has Stevens’ leg trapped!
Angus:
Look at him beg Keebs. This is great!
Stevens pleads with Burns to let him go, but the former FIST and UTA champion is having none of it has a sick and sadistic smile forms over his lips as he delivers a leg ddt and once on the canvas grapevines the leg and hooks in a knee bar.
DDK:
Knee bar! Burns looking to make Stevens tap! If you know anything that’s Scott’s bad knee and with that heavy brace on he is still writhing in pain!.
Angus:
Squirm, little bitch! SQUIRM!
The FIST tries to hit the legs of Burns but the former champion just tightens his grip causing the Texan to fall on his back in pain and Doyle slaps the mat.
ONE.
TWO.
Stevens gets his shoulders up.
DDK:
Stevens almost was pinned there.
Stevens writhes in agony as he screams a primal scream to try and muster enough strength to try and roll Burns over and get closure to the ropes.
Angus:
Stevens screaming like he’s getting passed around in jail.
The FIST is able to roll Burns over, but The Technical Spectacle quickly reverses back the other pay and put himself between Stevens and the ropes and the Texan has nowhere to go!
DDK:
Stevens is in the middle of the ring screaming in pain. He’s stuck between a rock and a hard place!
Angus:
That’s what all the women tell me Keebs.
DDK:
Good grief.
Burns screams at the officials to check him and Doyle asks as Stevens raises his hand as if he’s going to tap! The Faithful want it, Burns wants it and I’m pretty sure Angus wants it.
Angus:
I want this! Tap, you dumb son of a bitch!
DDK:
Are we going to see it?
That question is answered when a size thirteen boot smashes into the face of Oscar Burns.
Angus:
Dammit!
Kendrix continues to stomp away on Burns until he breaks the hold to attempt to cover up and Stevens rolls to the outside holding his knee. Stevens tries to get away from him, only for Kendrix to catch him with a Baseball Slide Dropkick to the back of the head, sending him flying into the guardrail!
DDK:
And there goes Stevens! Can you believe there was a point when these two were former DEFIANCE World Tag Team Champs?
Angus:
True, that fucking UTAH Invasion… but that was then and this is for the FIST of DEFIANCE. Ain’t nobody looking for friends right now! And now we have to watch one of these idiots try and pick Burnsie apart.
The co-founder of The Hollywood Bruvs goes right after Burns and lays into him with a hard series of right hands, sending him staggering against the ropes. Kendrix measures his target before running at him in the corner and sticking him with a hard Running Back Elbow! He quickly rolls Burns out of the corner in a Snapmare and then shoots off the ropes before coming back with a Sliding Dropkick right on the button!
DDK:
Nice sequence of moves from Kendrix! Does he have the title?
ONE!
TWO!
TH-NO!
Angus:
Come on, Burnsie! Don’t let his title opportunity slip through your fingers!
Kendrix then picks up Burns and slams a few hard elbows into the top of his head, trying to punish him quickly while Stevens is still down and out on the outside. The former UTA World Champion grabs Burns by the head and looks to set him up for some sort of suplex or brainbuster. He tries to hoist him up…
DDK:
No! Burns has him with the Fujiwara! Submission attempts tend to work less often in this type of matchup, but Burns is literally grabbing ANY chance that he can to take the title!
The crowd screams again at Burns as he locks in the submission, calling for one of the two hated former UTA stars to tap out! Kendrix tries desperately to free himself, but Burns isn’t letting go so he makes his way towards the ropes.
He’s crawling…
Crawling…
Burns cranks back further!
DDK:
That hold is looking painful! First the Kneebar on Stevens and now the Fujiwara on the arm! Can Kendrix escape?
Angus:
Damn it, look!
Stevens pushes the bottom rope towards Kendrix, allowing him to grip it with his free hand to break the submission attempt! Burns growls but has to let go of the hold and relinquishes his grip.
DDK:
That was BRILLIANT by Stevens, helping Kendrix grab that bottom rope to break up the hold and saving his title in the process.
Angus:
Don’t compliment these former UTAH assholes, Keebs!
Kendrix is relieved that he manages to break up the hold and sighs… but not for long as a now VERY Angry Fucking Texan drags him out of the ring and SLAMS Kendrix viciously into the steel steps, not having forgotten about his cheap shot earlier!
Burns tries to reach through the ropes to catch Scott off-guard, but the reigning FIST has had enough and grabs Burns by the arm, picking him up through the ropes and SLAMMING him viciously from the ring apron all the way on the floor!
DDK:
BURNS IS DOWN! WHAT A SLAM RIGHT THERE!
Angus:
Stevens has clearly had enough of this match already! He’s trying to end this!
He picks his poison with Burns thrown down on the floor or Kendrix… and chooses Burns as his target, definitely wanting to be rid of the New Zealander once and for all. He throws Burns back into the ring and limps back inside before measuring up his target. When The Team Graps Cap tries to get back to his feet…
DDK:
Stinger Splash in the corner! Burns stumbles out…
And gets taken down with Houston, We Have A Problem! Stevens’ Death Valley Driver connects and the cover is made.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… NO!
DDK:
Another kick out by Burns, but he’ll have to come up with something soon if he wants to get that FIST back.
Angus:
Stop blocking punches with your face and fight back!
Burns can do no such thing as Stevens turns over and starts to unleash some vicious Ground and Pound-style blows on the body of the New Zealander. Benny Doyle can do nothing but watch and count a pinfall or submission so Stevens continues at his leisure until The Faithful get on him. He kneels upward and stops punching long enough for the crowd to dispense the hate. More “FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” chants erupt and he practically has a glow on his face.
DDK:
This is a man that TRULY revels in how much the crowd loathes him.
Angus:
This is a man that TRULY needs to not be our damn champion anymore. Even I can’t stand his ass and that’s saying something.
He pulls Burns up by the hair and a measured right hand sends him back into the corner. He turns around and tries to grab Burns again, only to shoot him off the ropes. He charges again when Twists and Turns gets an elbow up to block him. The blow stuns him, but an angry Scott charges again, this time getting a European Uppercut for his troubles! The blow stuns him and Burns runs out of the corner, rolling off to the side and trying to steal the win with a Running School Boy pin!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Scott kicks back up and tries to take Burns’s head off with a Lariat, but Burns sidesteps it, and catches him with an O’Connor Roll!
ONE!
TWO!
TH.. NO!
DDK:
Burns trying to take the win with some roll-ups which is great strat.. NO! Double S Spinebuster!
The Joint Chief of Joint Locks gets DRILLED into the canvas with a Double S Spinebuster by Stevens and now it’s his turn to go for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
TH… RUNNING KNEE BY KENDRIX!
Angus:
BAM! To the side of the head!
Kendrix catches Stevens in the side of the head with a hard Running Knee to the face and after knocking him off Burns, he now tries to go for the cover and steal the FIST of DEFIANCE!
ONE!
TWO!
TH… KICKOUT!
DDK:
What a big series of falls from all three men! They’re all fighting tooth and nail to walk away from DEFIANCE’s biggest show of the year with its biggest prize as we end 2018.
Angus:
I don’t know if my heart can take this, Keebs! I just can’t!
Kendrix now grabs Burns and ejects him from the ring now to focus on Stevens while he’s still woozy coming off the Running Knee. The Brit leads the Texan to his feet and pelts him with a few rights of his own before trying to get him to the corner, but Stevens puts the brakes on and shoots him to the corner. The biggest man in the match has an arm cocked back for a Corner Lariat, but Kendrix leaps over, sending Stevens crashing into the corner!
Angus:
Take THAT, Derp Dynasty leader!
DDK:
And the Double Knee Backbreaker out of the corner! That could do it!
With Stevens on the mat after having his back wrenched, Kendrix tries to pull off what would undoubtedly be the heist of the year!
ONE!
TWO!
SAVED BY BURNS!
Burns comes back in and drops an elbow into the side of Kendrix’s head to keep him from winning the title. He pulls Kendrix up by the hair and tries taking him down with another Armbar, but this time Kendrix has him scouted and rakes the eyes in full view of the official!
DDK:
We’ve been seeing both Kendrix and Stevens outright bend and break rules, but they can do whatever they want. This ends with a decisive winner tonight.
Angus:
If you ask me, Burns should just cut a few if these guys are willing to do it to him.
DDK:
And he won’t. He’s that type of competitor, honor-bound above all else.
Burns holds his eyes and then Kendrix DRILLS him down with a beautiful Belly to Belly Suplex before giving Burns the boot from the ring again! Being quite the technician himself, Kendrix catches Stevens again with another kick to the face, sending him over onto his stomach. He specifically drops a hard Elbow Drop across the back of his head…
Then a second one…
Then…
Kendrix:
WANKERS!
...Before dropping a third one across the head!
DDK:
Kendrix not earning any love here tonight, but nobody would love him as much as he loves himself!
Angus:
That’s probably true… McFuckass Lite, ladies and germs!
Kendrix then waits for Stevens to try and limp to his feet, only to land a Running Swinging Neckbreaker on the champion! He follows up with a cover after the attacks on the neck.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… SHOULDER UP!
DDK:
Close one by Kendrix! Stevens isn’t giving up that title without a fight tonight, we know that. But Kendrix and Burns want it just as bad!
Angus:
If it means McFuckass Lite and The Fucky Texas destroy one another, I’m all for it!
Kendrix grits his teeth now and eggs on Stevens to get back up. The FIST of DEFIANCE rises slowly just as The Guru of the Graps tries to get back on the ring apron. He charges at him and clocks him with a Dropkick, sending Burns back off the apron to keep him from interfering.
He now has Stevens in his sights…
DDK:
He’s looking for the Bell End…
Angus:
No!
He tries… but Stevens manages to HOLD him before he can connect with the Double Knee Facebreaker! The crowd pops for the show of strength just as Burns tries to come back again! Stevens LAUNCHES Kendrix with a Powerbomb at Burns, but he thinks quick, grabs Kendrix in mid-air and SLAMS him down with a Release German Suplex!
DDK:
WHAT A SEQUENCE! Burns and Stevens worked together - completely unintentionally - and just DRILLED Kendrix with that Powerbomb into the Release German!
Angus:
If Burnsie wins, I’m marketing McFuckass Lite Lawn Darts! That was awesome!
All three men are down now and The Faithful go wild, wondering who’s going to get up and make the first move out of the bunch! Benny Doyle sees all three down and tries to see if any of them look unable to continue after the frenetic pace of the match.
DDK:
Looks like Burns is getting back up first!
The Guru of the Graps starts to get to a knee to crawl over to Kendrix, still KTFOed for the moment. He crawls over and rolls over Kendrix onto his back before hooking the legs!
ONE!
TWO!
DDK:
No, Stevens pulls him off! Now he tries for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Angus:
Nah, Burnsie ain’t having that shit! He rips Stevens off of the cover!
Stevens takes a swing at Burns, but he ducks…
DDK:
BACKCRACKAMAJIG! The Belly to Back Backbreaker connects and Burns holds on for a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Angus:
NO, MCFUCKASS IS BACK!
He catches Burns with a running kick to the back to break up the cover before catching Stevens with a Jackknife pin of his own!
ONE!
TWO!
DDK:
No, Kendrix almost got him, but Doyle’s got two fingers up! The Hollywood Bruv holds three fingers back at Doyle in desperation but the official remains adamant to Jesse’s frustration.
Stevens rolls under the rope and lays on the apron as Kendrix stalks and almost standing Oscar Burns, begging for him to turn around. As Burns turns, Kendrix steps forward.
DDK:
SUPER KI...Rolled under and through from Burns who comes at Kendrix with forearm smashes.
Jesse is forced back, strike after strike by Oscar but as the get to the corner, Kendrix throws the knee to the gut of the man he beat to get into this match. Burns doubles over trying to catch his breath but JFK gives him no time as he launches his opponent shoulder first into the metal turnbuckle.
Angus:
That one had to hurt, Keebs. You could hear Burns cry out in agony.
Kendrix slicks his hair back as he relishes in the pain he’s caused Burns. He doesn’t waste too much time as he sees a groggy looking Stevens staggering to his feet from the corner of his eye. Rather than wait for him to come face to face, Jesse wraps his arms around the FIST of DEFIANCE and launches him up, over and down shoulders first.
DDK:
Perfect German Suplex and it doesn’t look like that’s going to be the only one.
Kendrix lands a second and manages to keep his grip held in tight around Stevens’ waist as the two get back to their feet before Kendrix lifts and executes a third German Suplex in a row. Stevens squirms on the mat, holding at his lower back in pain. Meanwhile Kendrix focuses his attention on Oscar Burns who struggles to his feet in the corner holding at his shoulder, making JFK’s mind up for him.
DDK:
Running Knee to the side of Burns’ head, Kendrix is on fire right now and hits a bulldog on Burns, HE’S GOT THE ARM HOOKED, ANGUS!
Angus:
FUCK NO!
Benny Doyle is on all fours as Kendrix wrenches Oscar’s shoulder and neck back hard towards him in the Kendrix Kross right in the middle of the ring. Burns holds his hand out towards the rope in front of him but he’s miles away. He arches his body slightly toward the next set of ropes but it’s the same story.
DDK:
Doyle is asking Burns the question but look at the heart of this kid as he tries to drag himself towards the bottom rope. The crowd are cheering Twist & Turns on here, Angus!
Angus:
GET TO THE ROPES, DAMMIT BURNS!
An inch or two closer but it’s still a long long way away. Doyle asks one more time but before he can receive an answer, the hold is broken by a desperate lunging forearm to the back of JFK’s head.
DDK:
All three men down as Benny Doyle begins his count.
ONE
TWO
THREEE
Kendrix and Stevens are the first to get to one foot a piece, while Burns grabs at the middle rope in his attempt to beat the count.
FOUR
FIVE
DDK:
Kendrix and Stevens are up and there’s no love lost between these two as they throw labored right hands at each other. AND HERE COMES BURNS, TAKING OUT BOTH WITH A JUMPING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Angus:
That’s how you take out the trash, Keebs!
Burns is feeling the energy in the building, holding his arms out wide by his side waiting for one of his opponents to pop back up…
DDK:
HARD OUT HEADBUTT! KENDRIX GOES DOWN!
Kendrix slumps over in one corner while Stevens starts to get up. A fired-up Burns makes his way over…
DDK:
HARD OUT HEADBUTT TO STEVENS! SCOTT AND KENDRIX BOTH SPRAWLED OUT NOW!
The New Zealander is FIRED the hell up and charges at Kendrix first…
Running European Uppercut to Kendrix!
And to the other side!
Running European Uppercut to Stevens!
Angus:
I love Kiwi pinball!
DDK:
Another Uppercut for Kendrix! And another Uppercut for Stevens!
After the frantic Uppercut barrage, Kendrix rolls out of the ring to the floor and it’s Stevens who gets left alone with Burnsie. He drops Stevens with a slam and heads up top with thousands of rowdy fans ready to call along…
Oscar Burns and the crowd:
SWEET AS!
And down goes the Diving Knee Drop across the leg of Stevens!
DDK:
SWEET AS KNEE DROP CONNECTS ON THE LEG!
Stevens is now straight into the danger with Burns locking him up by the knee…
DDK:
GRAPS OF WRATH III! BURNS HAS IT LOCKED IN, TIGHT!
The crowd are on their feet, Benny Doyle is stalking the situation, Stevens is desperately flailing but try as the champ might, he can’t wriggle loose.
Angus:
COME ON BURNSY! THIS IS IT!
DDK:
STEVENS IS FADING, HE’S GONNA...HEY, NO, WAIT A MINUTE!
Angus:
HE TAPPED, STEVENS TAPPED!
DDK:
KENDRIX PULLED DOYLE OUT OF THE RING! HE NEVER SAW STEVENS TAP!
The ref remonstrates angrily with Kendrix who simply breathes a huge sigh of relief before holding his hands up innocently beside his head.
Angus:
Burns had the title won, dammit! DAMMIT!
Burns reaches over the ropes and grabs JFK by the hair, hoisting him up onto the apron, but Kendrix has his wits about him and drops down, slamming Burns’ neck against the top rope. Doyle slides back into the ring just in time to see Stevens hit The FIST on the stunned Burns!
DDK:
STEVENS NAILED IT! IT’S OVER
Angus:
He just needs to cover!
The superman punch has left both men on the canvas but after a few seconds, Stevens finally makes the cover on Burns!
ONE
TWO
TH….
DDK:
AND THIS TIME KENDRIX DRAGS THE CHAMP OUT!
JFK wipes his forehead with the back of his hand, this time smiling dastardly having stayed alive in this one. Rather than haggle with the referee this time, he grabs at Stevens and whips him hard, shoulder first into the steel steps.
Angus:
OHHH! I don’t think I’ve ever heard those steps make that sound before.
Resting his back on the guard rail, ignoring both the ire from the fans behind him and the ref in front of him, Jesse’s eyes light up as he sees Stevens writhing on the floor and Oscar Burns staggering up to one foot in the middle of the ring.
Angus:
No…
JFK quickly slides into the ring as Burns gets his other leg planted on the mat.
Angus:
NO....
The ref slides in after him as they both watch Burns stagger his away round as he stumbles right in front of the preying JFK who grabs the back of his opponents head and brings his knees up meeting Burns’ face on his way back down to the mat.
DDK:
BELL-END!
Angus:
Dear God, NOOO!
Kendrix scrambles like lightning over to the downed Oscar, hooking the leg and desperately kicking his feet across the canvas for extra leverage...
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
A pocket of cheers in the crowd ring out but they are soon drowned out by deafening boos!
DDK:
KENDRIX STEALS IT! We have ourselves a new FIST OF DEFIANCE!
♫ “Let ‘Em Come” by Scroobius Pip ♫
Angus:
Pffftssstt
DDK:
Angus, where are you going?! Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears my partner has left his duties early here tonight…
Benny Doyle hands the FIST of DEFIANCE down to a kneeling Kendrix who grabs it out of the official’s hands and holds it in his own, staring down at the achievement finally in his grasp.
Darren Quimbey:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this contest resulted in pinfall…
Jesse looks out at the crowd, holding the FIST tightly to his chest before standing upright, his hand held high by Benny Doyle.
Darren Quimbey:
Annnndddd….NEEEWWWWWW FIST OF DEFIANCE…
Kendrix wrenches his wrist from the grasp of the official and ushers him out of the ring before climbing to the 2nd turnbuckle, releasing that smirk across his face...
Darren Quimbey:
JAAAYYY EEFFFFF KAYYYYY….
...And the FIST of DEFIANCE high above his head.
Darren Quimbey:
JESSE FREDERICKKKS KENDRIIIIXXX!
DDK:
This isn’t what Angus wanted, this isn’t how many of the DEFIANCE Faithful wanted to see it end either, but Kendrix has just pulled off his plan to perfection tonight at DEFCON.
Angus:
…
The camera shows Oscar Burns, laying flat on his back after having suffered both The FIST, as well as a Bellend in order to finally go down for good on this night. His hopes and dreams having gone up in smoke. Then a shot of an IRATE Scott Stevens at ringside, head sinking into his arm, growling at the fact that despite not having taken the pinfall… he lost his most coveted possession.
The credits appear on the screen as the shot focuses from below on the new champ ignoring the boos and staring intently at the title held in both his hands.
Going into the New Year…
DEFIANCE would have a New Bruv on top.
Obvs.
Totally Obvs.
THIS
IS
DEFIANCE
DDK:
Tonight’s show finally comes to this… the main event. The FIST of DEFIANCE Scott Stevens was all set to defend his title against the man he beat for it back in July, “Twists and Turns” Oscar Burns… that is, until Kendrix made a shocking return and - for all intents and purposes - snuck his way into this match. Tonight, it’s about Oscar Burns’s quest for redemption. For Kendrix, it’s about making the most of a golden opportunity. For Scott Stevens, it’s about respect.
Angus:
McFuckass Lite and The Bitchy Texan don’t DESERVE respect, Keebs! Scott has tarnished that title every day he holds it. Kendrix would do more of the same. Never have I ever wanted to root on such a goody-good dork like Burns, but… he’s gotta win this.
DDK:
Burns was more than ready for Stevens, but Kendrix goaded Burns into a match. Stevens tried to get Burns disqualified but when he didn’t want to win that way, Kendrix got the win and earned this match. Now, it’s these three men that are about to leave it all on the line tonight.
Angus:
MAIN EVENT TIME, SUCKAS!
DDK:
What he said, everybody. It comes down to this. Three men vying for the most coveted prize in DEFIANCE… the FIST. That said, we take it now to Darren Quimbey for the main event.
To Darren Quimbey we go for one last match on this night… the most important one.
Darren Quimbey:
The following contest is a triple threat match set for one fall and is your main event of the evening! This will be contested for the FIST OF DEFIANCE!
The graphic appears on the screen for the FIST of DEFIANCE as the crowd goes crazy for the action about to take place.
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first…
♫ "Raise Your Flag” by MAN WITH A MISSION ♫
Darren Quimbey:
Challenger number one… from Wellington, New Zealand… weighing in at 243 pounds, he is ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!
The fans cheer in admiration for DEFIANCE’S soldier as he walks out… but far from his normal yellow-themed shirt and orange attire. Tonight, he’s dressed a little more traditional in black trunks, kneepads, and boots. And of course, a black DEFIANCE fist logo with “WE LIKE GRAPS” on the back!
DDK:
And here comes Oscar Burns first. Nothing flashy, nothing fancy tonight. This is the same attire he wore when he defeated Crimson Lord for the WrestleUTA World Championship… maybe a good omen.
Angus:
No bright colors tonight. He wants that championship in the worst way, Keebs, and some say that’s why he lost it in the first place. Always trying to prove himself, always trying to appease the people. It’s a major weakness of his.
DDK:
That may be so, but tonight, he’s gotta put that all out of his head and keep focused at all times.
Oscar looks at the surroundings and eyes the ring once before he enters. He warms up in the ring and with the DEFIANCE Faithful fully behind him, he raises one finger in the air and leans against the middle rope, soaking in the adulation of a crowd that is certainly pro-Oscar tonight! He rips off the shirt and pulls out a gray sharpie, autographing it before tossing it into the crowd. Burns leaps off the turnbuckle and gets himself ready for the biggest match in his career.
♫ “Let ‘Em Come” by Scroobius Pip ♫
The lights go out in the arena before flashing black and white fills the centre of the stage, immediately bringing Kendrix into view with his back facing the ring. Wearing an official, JFK t-shirt along with his trademark JFK dark green and gold ring tights, his index fingers point to the sky before he turns to face the arena with that smirk.
DDK:
A golden opportunity. In the space of 6 weeks, Jesse Fredericks Kendrix has returned from injury and he cemented his place in the title picture on the grandest stage in the DEFIANCE calendar.
Angus:
The thought of Kendrix winning the title is enough to make me cry...but for him to actually do it and at DEFCON...I...I...I don’t think I have any words to describe the horror, Keebs.
Darren Quimbey:
Making his way to the ring, weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds and standing at six feet, two inches tall,...
Kendrix looks as confident as ever as he approaches the ring but he still, rather uncomfortably, rubs the back of his neck.
DDK:
Kendrix feeling the lasting effect of the Stevens Dynasty beatdown two weeks ago, you’ve gotta think he’s definitely less than one hundred percent going into this one, Angus.
Angus:
One of, if not, THE greatest thing the Stevens Dynasty have ever done for us all.
Darren Quimbey:
...Hailing from London, England...
Having made his way through the ropes Kendrix hops up onto the second turnbuckle and rudely waves his closed fist at his less than adoring faithful.
Darren Quimbey:
He is Jaaaayyyy Effffff Kaaaaayyyy. Jesseeee Frederickkkssss KENDRIXXXX!
Ignoring the boos Jesse readies himself in his corner before throwing another closed fist right at Burns.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area as
♫ “We Will Rock You” by Queen♫
Plays throughout the arena and the Faithful get hyped from the song as they sing along and clap to the beat of the song.
DDK:
And now the champion..
Angus:
Not for long Keebs!
The slow bellow of the guitar hits as the video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The cheers that had once filled the arena quickly turn into jeers. The Faithful know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen is a giant hand that slowly closes into a FIST as letters slowly appear and form a message and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS.
♫ “We Are The Champions” by Queen♫
Darren Quimbey:
From The Great State of Texas, THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTED! FIST of DEFIANCE CHAMPION!!! …SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp and Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain, and as soon as he makes his way to the edge of the stage golden pyro begins to rain down behind him as he raises up his right fist high into the air. As Stevens makes his way down the ramp he just smirks and shakes his head at the vocal bashers as he simply points to the championship around his waist.
DDK:
Stevens reminding everyone that he is the FIST either with his clenched fist or the championship around his waist...
Angus:
He’s probably got locked hand from jacking it too hard last night..
The FIST slowly makes his way around the ring talking smack and flipping off the DEFIANCE filth in the crowd until he reaches the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes; looking out amongst the crowd before taking the championship from around his waist and raising it high into the air before dropping to the canvas as the music fades and a loud chant erupts from the crowd.
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
“FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” Clap x5
The Angry Texan smirks as he takes off HIS most prized possession. With all three competitors in the ring now and the FIST of DEFIANCE being handed off to Benny Doyle, he raises the championship overhead to show what the three men are fighting for on DEFIANCE’s biggest - and final - show of the year 2018. After doing so, he calls for the bell and gets ready to hand the belt off.
DING DING
But as he does so, Stevens grabs the title and BLASTS Kendrix with it right off the get-go!
Angus:
What… WHAT DID HE JUST DO?!
DDK:
By the very nature of this match, nobody can be disqualified and we just saw Stevens take advantage of that right from the jump!
He lays out Kendrix with the title, now standing over the man that conned his very way into this match.
Scott Stevens:
That’s for interfering in my business, asshole.
The Angry Texan throws the title to a stagehand on the outside before facing Burns, gesturing “YOU AND ME!” Burns is more than ready to oblige as the two run at one another, throwing bombs from the jump!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
ELBOW BY BURNS!
RIGHT BY STEVENS!
DDK:
Right on the start, Kendrix is down and out on the floor leaving Oscar Burns and Scott Stevens to pick up where they left off in July!
The Faithful ROAR with approval at the action from the start! Stevens tries another right hand when Burns ducks and delivers a Shoulder Thrust. He lands a European Uppercut! Another Shoulder Thrust leads to another Uppercut spins Stevens around, leading to The Team Graps Cap to use a Backslide right off the bat!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
DDK:
Burns almost got the win there with that backslide.
Angus:
Shoulda! Woulda! Coulda! Fact is he didn’t Keebs!
Burns and Stevens scramble to their feet and the Texan goes for the homerun shot right off the bat with a superkick, but Burns is able to catch it.
DDK:
Remember the Alamo superkick misses and Burns has Stevens’ leg trapped!
Angus:
Look at him beg Keebs. This is great!
Stevens pleads with Burns to let him go, but the former FIST and UTA champion is having none of it has a sick and sadistic smile forms over his lips as he delivers a leg ddt and once on the canvas grapevines the leg and hooks in a knee bar.
DDK:
Knee bar! Burns looking to make Stevens tap! If you know anything that’s Scott’s bad knee and with that heavy brace on he is still writhing in pain!.
Angus:
Squirm, little bitch! SQUIRM!
The FIST tries to hit the legs of Burns but the former champion just tightens his grip causing the Texan to fall on his back in pain and Doyle slaps the mat.
ONE.
TWO.
Stevens gets his shoulders up.
DDK:
Stevens almost was pinned there.
Stevens writhes in agony as he screams a primal scream to try and muster enough strength to try and roll Burns over and get closure to the ropes.
Angus:
Stevens screaming like he’s getting passed around in jail.
The FIST is able to roll Burns over, but The Technical Spectacle quickly reverses back the other pay and put himself between Stevens and the ropes and the Texan has nowhere to go!
DDK:
Stevens is in the middle of the ring screaming in pain. He’s stuck between a rock and a hard place!
Angus:
That’s what all the women tell me Keebs.
DDK:
Good grief.
Burns screams at the officials to check him and Doyle asks as Stevens raises his hand as if he’s going to tap! The Faithful want it, Burns wants it and I’m pretty sure Angus wants it.
Angus:
I want this! Tap, you dumb son of a bitch!
DDK:
Are we going to see it?
That question is answered when a size thirteen boot smashes into the face of Oscar Burns.
Angus:
Dammit!
Kendrix continues to stomp away on Burns until he breaks the hold to attempt to cover up and Stevens rolls to the outside holding his knee. Stevens tries to get away from him, only for Kendrix to catch him with a Baseball Slide Dropkick to the back of the head, sending him flying into the guardrail!
DDK:
And there goes Stevens! Can you believe there was a point when these two were former DEFIANCE World Tag Team Champs?
Angus:
True, that fucking UTAH Invasion… but that was then and this is for the FIST of DEFIANCE. Ain’t nobody looking for friends right now! And now we have to watch one of these idiots try and pick Burnsie apart.
The co-founder of The Hollywood Bruvs goes right after Burns and lays into him with a hard series of right hands, sending him staggering against the ropes. Kendrix measures his target before running at him in the corner and sticking him with a hard Running Back Elbow! He quickly rolls Burns out of the corner in a Snapmare and then shoots off the ropes before coming back with a Sliding Dropkick right on the button!
DDK:
Nice sequence of moves from Kendrix! Does he have the title?
ONE!
TWO!
TH-NO!
Angus:
Come on, Burnsie! Don’t let his title opportunity slip through your fingers!
Kendrix then picks up Burns and slams a few hard elbows into the top of his head, trying to punish him quickly while Stevens is still down and out on the outside. The former UTA World Champion grabs Burns by the head and looks to set him up for some sort of suplex or brainbuster. He tries to hoist him up…
DDK:
No! Burns has him with the Fujiwara! Submission attempts tend to work less often in this type of matchup, but Burns is literally grabbing ANY chance that he can to take the title!
The crowd screams again at Burns as he locks in the submission, calling for one of the two hated former UTA stars to tap out! Kendrix tries desperately to free himself, but Burns isn’t letting go so he makes his way towards the ropes.
He’s crawling…
Crawling…
Burns cranks back further!
DDK:
That hold is looking painful! First the Kneebar on Stevens and now the Fujiwara on the arm! Can Kendrix escape?
Angus:
Damn it, look!
Stevens pushes the bottom rope towards Kendrix, allowing him to grip it with his free hand to break the submission attempt! Burns growls but has to let go of the hold and relinquishes his grip.
DDK:
That was BRILLIANT by Stevens, helping Kendrix grab that bottom rope to break up the hold and saving his title in the process.
Angus:
Don’t compliment these former UTAH assholes, Keebs!
Kendrix is relieved that he manages to break up the hold and sighs… but not for long as a now VERY Angry Fucking Texan drags him out of the ring and SLAMS Kendrix viciously into the steel steps, not having forgotten about his cheap shot earlier!
Burns tries to reach through the ropes to catch Scott off-guard, but the reigning FIST has had enough and grabs Burns by the arm, picking him up through the ropes and SLAMMING him viciously from the ring apron all the way on the floor!
DDK:
BURNS IS DOWN! WHAT A SLAM RIGHT THERE!
Angus:
Stevens has clearly had enough of this match already! He’s trying to end this!
He picks his poison with Burns thrown down on the floor or Kendrix… and chooses Burns as his target, definitely wanting to be rid of the New Zealander once and for all. He throws Burns back into the ring and limps back inside before measuring up his target. When The Team Graps Cap tries to get back to his feet…
DDK:
Stinger Splash in the corner! Burns stumbles out…
And gets taken down with Houston, We Have A Problem! Stevens’ Death Valley Driver connects and the cover is made.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… NO!
DDK:
Another kick out by Burns, but he’ll have to come up with something soon if he wants to get that FIST back.
Angus:
Stop blocking punches with your face and fight back!
Burns can do no such thing as Stevens turns over and starts to unleash some vicious Ground and Pound-style blows on the body of the New Zealander. Benny Doyle can do nothing but watch and count a pinfall or submission so Stevens continues at his leisure until The Faithful get on him. He kneels upward and stops punching long enough for the crowd to dispense the hate. More “FUCK YOU, STEVENS!” chants erupt and he practically has a glow on his face.
DDK:
This is a man that TRULY revels in how much the crowd loathes him.
Angus:
This is a man that TRULY needs to not be our damn champion anymore. Even I can’t stand his ass and that’s saying something.
He pulls Burns up by the hair and a measured right hand sends him back into the corner. He turns around and tries to grab Burns again, only to shoot him off the ropes. He charges again when Twists and Turns gets an elbow up to block him. The blow stuns him, but an angry Scott charges again, this time getting a European Uppercut for his troubles! The blow stuns him and Burns runs out of the corner, rolling off to the side and trying to steal the win with a Running School Boy pin!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Scott kicks back up and tries to take Burns’s head off with a Lariat, but Burns sidesteps it, and catches him with an O’Connor Roll!
ONE!
TWO!
TH.. NO!
DDK:
Burns trying to take the win with some roll-ups which is great strat.. NO! Double S Spinebuster!
The Joint Chief of Joint Locks gets DRILLED into the canvas with a Double S Spinebuster by Stevens and now it’s his turn to go for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
TH… RUNNING KNEE BY KENDRIX!
Angus:
BAM! To the side of the head!
Kendrix catches Stevens in the side of the head with a hard Running Knee to the face and after knocking him off Burns, he now tries to go for the cover and steal the FIST of DEFIANCE!
ONE!
TWO!
TH… KICKOUT!
DDK:
What a big series of falls from all three men! They’re all fighting tooth and nail to walk away from DEFIANCE’s biggest show of the year with its biggest prize as we end 2018.
Angus:
I don’t know if my heart can take this, Keebs! I just can’t!
Kendrix now grabs Burns and ejects him from the ring now to focus on Stevens while he’s still woozy coming off the Running Knee. The Brit leads the Texan to his feet and pelts him with a few rights of his own before trying to get him to the corner, but Stevens puts the brakes on and shoots him to the corner. The biggest man in the match has an arm cocked back for a Corner Lariat, but Kendrix leaps over, sending Stevens crashing into the corner!
Angus:
Take THAT, Derp Dynasty leader!
DDK:
And the Double Knee Backbreaker out of the corner! That could do it!
With Stevens on the mat after having his back wrenched, Kendrix tries to pull off what would undoubtedly be the heist of the year!
ONE!
TWO!
SAVED BY BURNS!
Burns comes back in and drops an elbow into the side of Kendrix’s head to keep him from winning the title. He pulls Kendrix up by the hair and tries taking him down with another Armbar, but this time Kendrix has him scouted and rakes the eyes in full view of the official!
DDK:
We’ve been seeing both Kendrix and Stevens outright bend and break rules, but they can do whatever they want. This ends with a decisive winner tonight.
Angus:
If you ask me, Burns should just cut a few if these guys are willing to do it to him.
DDK:
And he won’t. He’s that type of competitor, honor-bound above all else.
Burns holds his eyes and then Kendrix DRILLS him down with a beautiful Belly to Belly Suplex before giving Burns the boot from the ring again! Being quite the technician himself, Kendrix catches Stevens again with another kick to the face, sending him over onto his stomach. He specifically drops a hard Elbow Drop across the back of his head…
Then a second one…
Then…
Kendrix:
WANKERS!
...Before dropping a third one across the head!
DDK:
Kendrix not earning any love here tonight, but nobody would love him as much as he loves himself!
Angus:
That’s probably true… McFuckass Lite, ladies and germs!
Kendrix then waits for Stevens to try and limp to his feet, only to land a Running Swinging Neckbreaker on the champion! He follows up with a cover after the attacks on the neck.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… SHOULDER UP!
DDK:
Close one by Kendrix! Stevens isn’t giving up that title without a fight tonight, we know that. But Kendrix and Burns want it just as bad!
Angus:
If it means McFuckass Lite and The Fucky Texas destroy one another, I’m all for it!
Kendrix grits his teeth now and eggs on Stevens to get back up. The FIST of DEFIANCE rises slowly just as The Guru of the Graps tries to get back on the ring apron. He charges at him and clocks him with a Dropkick, sending Burns back off the apron to keep him from interfering.
He now has Stevens in his sights…
DDK:
He’s looking for the Bell End…
Angus:
No!
He tries… but Stevens manages to HOLD him before he can connect with the Double Knee Facebreaker! The crowd pops for the show of strength just as Burns tries to come back again! Stevens LAUNCHES Kendrix with a Powerbomb at Burns, but he thinks quick, grabs Kendrix in mid-air and SLAMS him down with a Release German Suplex!
DDK:
WHAT A SEQUENCE! Burns and Stevens worked together - completely unintentionally - and just DRILLED Kendrix with that Powerbomb into the Release German!
Angus:
If Burnsie wins, I’m marketing McFuckass Lite Lawn Darts! That was awesome!
All three men are down now and The Faithful go wild, wondering who’s going to get up and make the first move out of the bunch! Benny Doyle sees all three down and tries to see if any of them look unable to continue after the frenetic pace of the match.
DDK:
Looks like Burns is getting back up first!
The Guru of the Graps starts to get to a knee to crawl over to Kendrix, still KTFOed for the moment. He crawls over and rolls over Kendrix onto his back before hooking the legs!
ONE!
TWO!
DDK:
No, Stevens pulls him off! Now he tries for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Angus:
Nah, Burnsie ain’t having that shit! He rips Stevens off of the cover!
Stevens takes a swing at Burns, but he ducks…
DDK:
BACKCRACKAMAJIG! The Belly to Back Backbreaker connects and Burns holds on for a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Angus:
NO, MCFUCKASS IS BACK!
He catches Burns with a running kick to the back to break up the cover before catching Stevens with a Jackknife pin of his own!
ONE!
TWO!
DDK:
No, Kendrix almost got him, but Doyle’s got two fingers up! The Hollywood Bruv holds three fingers back at Doyle in desperation but the official remains adamant to Jesse’s frustration.
Stevens rolls under the rope and lays on the apron as Kendrix stalks and almost standing Oscar Burns, begging for him to turn around. As Burns turns, Kendrix steps forward.
DDK:
SUPER KI...Rolled under and through from Burns who comes at Kendrix with forearm smashes.
Jesse is forced back, strike after strike by Oscar but as the get to the corner, Kendrix throws the knee to the gut of the man he beat to get into this match. Burns doubles over trying to catch his breath but JFK gives him no time as he launches his opponent shoulder first into the metal turnbuckle.
Angus:
That one had to hurt, Keebs. You could hear Burns cry out in agony.
Kendrix slicks his hair back as he relishes in the pain he’s caused Burns. He doesn’t waste too much time as he sees a groggy looking Stevens staggering to his feet from the corner of his eye. Rather than wait for him to come face to face, Jesse wraps his arms around the FIST of DEFIANCE and launches him up, over and down shoulders first.
DDK:
Perfect German Suplex and it doesn’t look like that’s going to be the only one.
Kendrix lands a second and manages to keep his grip held in tight around Stevens’ waist as the two get back to their feet before Kendrix lifts and executes a third German Suplex in a row. Stevens squirms on the mat, holding at his lower back in pain. Meanwhile Kendrix focuses his attention on Oscar Burns who struggles to his feet in the corner holding at his shoulder, making JFK’s mind up for him.
DDK:
Running Knee to the side of Burns’ head, Kendrix is on fire right now and hits a bulldog on Burns, HE’S GOT THE ARM HOOKED, ANGUS!
Angus:
FUCK NO!
Benny Doyle is on all fours as Kendrix wrenches Oscar’s shoulder and neck back hard towards him in the Kendrix Kross right in the middle of the ring. Burns holds his hand out towards the rope in front of him but he’s miles away. He arches his body slightly toward the next set of ropes but it’s the same story.
DDK:
Doyle is asking Burns the question but look at the heart of this kid as he tries to drag himself towards the bottom rope. The crowd are cheering Twist & Turns on here, Angus!
Angus:
GET TO THE ROPES, DAMMIT BURNS!
An inch or two closer but it’s still a long long way away. Doyle asks one more time but before he can receive an answer, the hold is broken by a desperate lunging forearm to the back of JFK’s head.
DDK:
All three men down as Benny Doyle begins his count.
ONE
TWO
THREEE
Kendrix and Stevens are the first to get to one foot a piece, while Burns grabs at the middle rope in his attempt to beat the count.
FOUR
FIVE
DDK:
Kendrix and Stevens are up and there’s no love lost between these two as they throw labored right hands at each other. AND HERE COMES BURNS, TAKING OUT BOTH WITH A JUMPING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!
Angus:
That’s how you take out the trash, Keebs!
Burns is feeling the energy in the building, holding his arms out wide by his side waiting for one of his opponents to pop back up…
DDK:
HARD OUT HEADBUTT! KENDRIX GOES DOWN!
Kendrix slumps over in one corner while Stevens starts to get up. A fired-up Burns makes his way over…
DDK:
HARD OUT HEADBUTT TO STEVENS! SCOTT AND KENDRIX BOTH SPRAWLED OUT NOW!
The New Zealander is FIRED the hell up and charges at Kendrix first…
Running European Uppercut to Kendrix!
And to the other side!
Running European Uppercut to Stevens!
Angus:
I love Kiwi pinball!
DDK:
Another Uppercut for Kendrix! And another Uppercut for Stevens!
After the frantic Uppercut barrage, Kendrix rolls out of the ring to the floor and it’s Stevens who gets left alone with Burnsie. He drops Stevens with a slam and heads up top with thousands of rowdy fans ready to call along…
Oscar Burns and the crowd:
SWEET AS!
And down goes the Diving Knee Drop across the leg of Stevens!
DDK:
SWEET AS KNEE DROP CONNECTS ON THE LEG!
Stevens is now straight into the danger with Burns locking him up by the knee…
DDK:
GRAPS OF WRATH III! BURNS HAS IT LOCKED IN, TIGHT!
The crowd are on their feet, Benny Doyle is stalking the situation, Stevens is desperately flailing but try as the champ might, he can’t wriggle loose.
Angus:
COME ON BURNSY! THIS IS IT!
DDK:
STEVENS IS FADING, HE’S GONNA...HEY, NO, WAIT A MINUTE!
Angus:
HE TAPPED, STEVENS TAPPED!
DDK:
KENDRIX PULLED DOYLE OUT OF THE RING! HE NEVER SAW STEVENS TAP!
The ref remonstrates angrily with Kendrix who simply breathes a huge sigh of relief before holding his hands up innocently beside his head.
Angus:
Burns had the title won, dammit! DAMMIT!
Burns reaches over the ropes and grabs JFK by the hair, hoisting him up onto the apron, but Kendrix has his wits about him and drops down, slamming Burns’ neck against the top rope. Doyle slides back into the ring just in time to see Stevens hit The FIST on the stunned Burns!
DDK:
STEVENS NAILED IT! IT’S OVER
Angus:
He just needs to cover!
The superman punch has left both men on the canvas but after a few seconds, Stevens finally makes the cover on Burns!
ONE
TWO
TH….
DDK:
AND THIS TIME KENDRIX DRAGS THE CHAMP OUT!
JFK wipes his forehead with the back of his hand, this time smiling dastardly having stayed alive in this one. Rather than haggle with the referee this time, he grabs at Stevens and whips him hard, shoulder first into the steel steps.
Angus:
OHHH! I don’t think I’ve ever heard those steps make that sound before.
Resting his back on the guard rail, ignoring both the ire from the fans behind him and the ref in front of him, Jesse’s eyes light up as he sees Stevens writhing on the floor and Oscar Burns staggering up to one foot in the middle of the ring.
Angus:
No…
JFK quickly slides into the ring as Burns gets his other leg planted on the mat.
Angus:
NO....
The ref slides in after him as they both watch Burns stagger his away round as he stumbles right in front of the preying JFK who grabs the back of his opponents head and brings his knees up meeting Burns’ face on his way back down to the mat.
DDK:
BELL-END!
Angus:
Dear God, NOOO!
Kendrix scrambles like lightning over to the downed Oscar, hooking the leg and desperately kicking his feet across the canvas for extra leverage...
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
A pocket of cheers in the crowd ring out but they are soon drowned out by deafening boos!
DDK:
KENDRIX STEALS IT! We have ourselves a new FIST OF DEFIANCE!
♫ “Let ‘Em Come” by Scroobius Pip ♫
Angus:
Pffftssstt
DDK:
Angus, where are you going?! Ladies and Gentlemen, it appears my partner has left his duties early here tonight…
Benny Doyle hands the FIST of DEFIANCE down to a kneeling Kendrix who grabs it out of the official’s hands and holds it in his own, staring down at the achievement finally in his grasp.
Darren Quimbey:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this contest resulted in pinfall…
Jesse looks out at the crowd, holding the FIST tightly to his chest before standing upright, his hand held high by Benny Doyle.
Darren Quimbey:
Annnndddd….NEEEWWWWWW FIST OF DEFIANCE…
Kendrix wrenches his wrist from the grasp of the official and ushers him out of the ring before climbing to the 2nd turnbuckle, releasing that smirk across his face...
Darren Quimbey:
JAAAYYY EEFFFFF KAYYYYY….
...And the FIST of DEFIANCE high above his head.
Darren Quimbey:
JESSE FREDERICKKKS KENDRIIIIXXX!
DDK:
This isn’t what Angus wanted, this isn’t how many of the DEFIANCE Faithful wanted to see it end either, but Kendrix has just pulled off his plan to perfection tonight at DEFCON.
Angus:
…
The camera shows Oscar Burns, laying flat on his back after having suffered both The FIST, as well as a Bellend in order to finally go down for good on this night. His hopes and dreams having gone up in smoke. Then a shot of an IRATE Scott Stevens at ringside, head sinking into his arm, growling at the fact that despite not having taken the pinfall… he lost his most coveted possession.
The credits appear on the screen as the shot focuses from below on the new champ ignoring the boos and staring intently at the title held in both his hands.
Going into the New Year…
DEFIANCE would have a New Bruv on top.
Obvs.
Totally Obvs.
THIS
IS
DEFIANCE