Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 22:20:30 GMT
Joe Hoffman: We’re back from commercial and we await our next matchup, Noah Hanson against Scott Stevens, take it away Bryan!
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Killin In The Name Of by Rage Against the Machine blares over the PA system.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Kansas City, Kansas, weighing in 237 pounds, he is NOOOOOAH HANNNNNSON!
Noah makes his way to the ring, mocking the fans and maybe threatening to hit a few, he steps into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring as a gold and green pyro waterfall cascades behind him.
Joe Hoffman: Noah’s been getting a lot of heat lately from some of the other HOW superstars as of late.
Benny Newell: Add me to that list. How many times are we going to see Hanson face Stevens?
Joe Hoffman: I guess people have been impressed with Hanson’s recent success against Stevens.
Benny Newell: Stevens sucks a bag of dicks but I didn’t think he sucked THAT big of a bag of dicks.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, SCOTT STEEEEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at Hanson, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is looking for some redemption here tonight as the last time he faced Hanson, he was caught off guard and fell in defeat to Hanson.
Benny Newell: Get the preacher and the Choir ready, because I’ll be PRAISING unto Thee God of HOW when this match is over!
DING DING
Stevens and Hanson circle around the ring a few times, carefully studying each other. Stevens is the first one to strike as he moves in on Hanson and floors him with a clothesline. Stevens hits the mat and hits a Snapmare followed by a rolling neck snap on Hanson. Stevens presses Hanson’s shoulders into the mat as he goes for a pin.
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DOS
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is looking strong out the gates.
Benny Newell: He’s pissed Hoffhole. I mean, wouldn’t you be if you underestimated Noah Hanson?
Stevens prepares to send Noah into the corner turnbuckle, but Hanson reverses and sends Stevens into the corner instead. Hanson follows it up with a running clothesline. Stevens stumbles forward and Hanson hits a twisting neckbreaker that takes Stevens down into the mat. This time it is Hanson with the cover.
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DOS
Joe Hoffman: Another kick out, only this time it’s Stevens powering out.
Benny Newell: Looks like Stevens is getting a little antsy. That was a pretty bold kick out.
Hanson hooks Stevens neck and cradles it but Stevens is able to maneuver out of it. He grabs Hanson and delivers a half nelson sending Hanson into the mat. Stevens mounts Hanson and begins to deliver a series of punches that rattle Noah pretty hard. Stevens hops of him and stands waiting for Hanson to get back to his feet. Stevens can be seen looking visibly determined to do whatever he can to put Noah down. Hanson gets to his feet and turns around and walks into a Remember the Alamo superkick which buzzes Hanson pretty good. Stevens hooks the leg as Hortega drops for the cover.
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DOS
TRE—NO!!
Joe Hoffman: Hanson keeps himself alive in this match!
Benny Newell: Stevens looks fucking constipated! His face is getting ready to explode!
Stevens is beside himself as he grabs Noah and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. Stevens runs at him but Noah jumps out of the way and Stevens goes crashing into the corner turnbuckle. Hanson turns around and nails him with a running clothesline. Stevens gets back to his feet and Hanson kicks him in the abdomen and lifts him up high into the air and drops him with a stalling suplex. Hanson heads to the top rope and measures Stevens as he jumps off and hits a leg drop onto Stevens. Hanson goes for the cover.
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DOS
TRES
Stevens just powers out though.
Joe Hoffman: Both these men putting on a very clinic here tonight Benny.
Benny Newell: I’m surprised I’ve been able to maintain myself in this match. It’s actually different than the last one! Progress I say, Progress!
Hanson rolls over and attempts to lock an Indian deathlock on Stevens, but Stevens is able to escape. Both men are back to their feet as an exchange of blows are delivered to the other. Hanson goes for another, but Stevens counters and sends a chop to the chest into Hanson. Hanson grabs his chest but is able to strike a knee into the face of Stevens. Hanson ricochets off the ropes and launches himself up in the air towards Stevens but Stevens is ready as he delivers a Debbie does Dallas European Uppercut that sends Hanson crashing into the ground. Stevens finally allows a smile to cross his face as he can feel the match starting to swing his way.
Joe Hoffman: It looks as if Stevens can feel the end looming.
Benny Newell: He has conquered the inner constipation within him! Stevens can move mountains!
Joe Hoffman: Do wha—
Benny Newell: That was a joke fucklord. Fuck Stevens!
Stevens is feeling pumped and energized as a limp Hanson is slowly making his way to his feet. Stevens gets into position as Hanson turns around. Stevens attempts the Toxic Sting but Noah pushes him away. Hanson attempts to Irish Whip Stevens, but Stevens sends him into the corner turnbuckle instead. Stevens mounts Hanson and delivers a ten punch combo into his skull. Stevens keeps Hanson from falling forward and hoists him up to the top rope. Stevens climbs up and attempts a Belly to Belly suplex, but Hanson grabs the ring ropes and balances himself on the top. Hanson delivers a couple punches to the side of the head to Stevens before Hanson finally winds up one hard right punch to the temple of Stevens. Stevens falls from the top and hits the mat hard. Hanson takes this opportunity to gather himself as he measures a downed Stevens. Hanson stands up on the turnbuckle and gestures down at Stevens before diving off and delivering a vicious LadyKiller on Stevens. Hanson slowly hooks the leg of Stevens.
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DOS
TRES
Stevens kicks out, but it’s too late!
DING DING!
Joe Hoffman: How bout that?! Hanson shocks Stevens….AGAIN!
Benny Newell: That was truly unbelievable…NOT! I saw that a fucking mile and two sheep herders hoards a mile away!
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match……NOOOOOOAH HANNNNNNSON!!!
Joe Hoffman: At any rate, that was a pretty impressive match! It looks as if Stevens was trying too hard to put away Hanson and it cost him in the end.
Benny Newell: Losers will be losers Hoffhole.
Joe Hoffman: Hard loss for Stevens and a good win for Hanson. This surely can’t be good for Stevens though, who might look to have to make some adjustments going forward. Hell of a match and great notch in the W column for Hanson as he continues to impress people and letting them know that he is a force to be reckoned with as he moves on to take on Jace next week.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Killin In The Name Of by Rage Against the Machine blares over the PA system.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Kansas City, Kansas, weighing in 237 pounds, he is NOOOOOAH HANNNNNSON!
Noah makes his way to the ring, mocking the fans and maybe threatening to hit a few, he steps into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring as a gold and green pyro waterfall cascades behind him.
Joe Hoffman: Noah’s been getting a lot of heat lately from some of the other HOW superstars as of late.
Benny Newell: Add me to that list. How many times are we going to see Hanson face Stevens?
Joe Hoffman: I guess people have been impressed with Hanson’s recent success against Stevens.
Benny Newell: Stevens sucks a bag of dicks but I didn’t think he sucked THAT big of a bag of dicks.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, SCOTT STEEEEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at Hanson, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is looking for some redemption here tonight as the last time he faced Hanson, he was caught off guard and fell in defeat to Hanson.
Benny Newell: Get the preacher and the Choir ready, because I’ll be PRAISING unto Thee God of HOW when this match is over!
DING DING
Stevens and Hanson circle around the ring a few times, carefully studying each other. Stevens is the first one to strike as he moves in on Hanson and floors him with a clothesline. Stevens hits the mat and hits a Snapmare followed by a rolling neck snap on Hanson. Stevens presses Hanson’s shoulders into the mat as he goes for a pin.
UNO
DOS
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is looking strong out the gates.
Benny Newell: He’s pissed Hoffhole. I mean, wouldn’t you be if you underestimated Noah Hanson?
Stevens prepares to send Noah into the corner turnbuckle, but Hanson reverses and sends Stevens into the corner instead. Hanson follows it up with a running clothesline. Stevens stumbles forward and Hanson hits a twisting neckbreaker that takes Stevens down into the mat. This time it is Hanson with the cover.
UNO
DOS
Joe Hoffman: Another kick out, only this time it’s Stevens powering out.
Benny Newell: Looks like Stevens is getting a little antsy. That was a pretty bold kick out.
Hanson hooks Stevens neck and cradles it but Stevens is able to maneuver out of it. He grabs Hanson and delivers a half nelson sending Hanson into the mat. Stevens mounts Hanson and begins to deliver a series of punches that rattle Noah pretty hard. Stevens hops of him and stands waiting for Hanson to get back to his feet. Stevens can be seen looking visibly determined to do whatever he can to put Noah down. Hanson gets to his feet and turns around and walks into a Remember the Alamo superkick which buzzes Hanson pretty good. Stevens hooks the leg as Hortega drops for the cover.
UNO
DOS
TRE—NO!!
Joe Hoffman: Hanson keeps himself alive in this match!
Benny Newell: Stevens looks fucking constipated! His face is getting ready to explode!
Stevens is beside himself as he grabs Noah and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. Stevens runs at him but Noah jumps out of the way and Stevens goes crashing into the corner turnbuckle. Hanson turns around and nails him with a running clothesline. Stevens gets back to his feet and Hanson kicks him in the abdomen and lifts him up high into the air and drops him with a stalling suplex. Hanson heads to the top rope and measures Stevens as he jumps off and hits a leg drop onto Stevens. Hanson goes for the cover.
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DOS
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Stevens just powers out though.
Joe Hoffman: Both these men putting on a very clinic here tonight Benny.
Benny Newell: I’m surprised I’ve been able to maintain myself in this match. It’s actually different than the last one! Progress I say, Progress!
Hanson rolls over and attempts to lock an Indian deathlock on Stevens, but Stevens is able to escape. Both men are back to their feet as an exchange of blows are delivered to the other. Hanson goes for another, but Stevens counters and sends a chop to the chest into Hanson. Hanson grabs his chest but is able to strike a knee into the face of Stevens. Hanson ricochets off the ropes and launches himself up in the air towards Stevens but Stevens is ready as he delivers a Debbie does Dallas European Uppercut that sends Hanson crashing into the ground. Stevens finally allows a smile to cross his face as he can feel the match starting to swing his way.
Joe Hoffman: It looks as if Stevens can feel the end looming.
Benny Newell: He has conquered the inner constipation within him! Stevens can move mountains!
Joe Hoffman: Do wha—
Benny Newell: That was a joke fucklord. Fuck Stevens!
Stevens is feeling pumped and energized as a limp Hanson is slowly making his way to his feet. Stevens gets into position as Hanson turns around. Stevens attempts the Toxic Sting but Noah pushes him away. Hanson attempts to Irish Whip Stevens, but Stevens sends him into the corner turnbuckle instead. Stevens mounts Hanson and delivers a ten punch combo into his skull. Stevens keeps Hanson from falling forward and hoists him up to the top rope. Stevens climbs up and attempts a Belly to Belly suplex, but Hanson grabs the ring ropes and balances himself on the top. Hanson delivers a couple punches to the side of the head to Stevens before Hanson finally winds up one hard right punch to the temple of Stevens. Stevens falls from the top and hits the mat hard. Hanson takes this opportunity to gather himself as he measures a downed Stevens. Hanson stands up on the turnbuckle and gestures down at Stevens before diving off and delivering a vicious LadyKiller on Stevens. Hanson slowly hooks the leg of Stevens.
UNO
DOS
TRES
Stevens kicks out, but it’s too late!
DING DING!
Joe Hoffman: How bout that?! Hanson shocks Stevens….AGAIN!
Benny Newell: That was truly unbelievable…NOT! I saw that a fucking mile and two sheep herders hoards a mile away!
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match……NOOOOOOAH HANNNNNNSON!!!
Joe Hoffman: At any rate, that was a pretty impressive match! It looks as if Stevens was trying too hard to put away Hanson and it cost him in the end.
Benny Newell: Losers will be losers Hoffhole.
Joe Hoffman: Hard loss for Stevens and a good win for Hanson. This surely can’t be good for Stevens though, who might look to have to make some adjustments going forward. Hell of a match and great notch in the W column for Hanson as he continues to impress people and letting them know that he is a force to be reckoned with as he moves on to take on Jace next week.