Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 22:16:59 GMT
Joe Hoffman: We’re back and ready for some more action ladies and gentlemen!
Benny Newell: Please for the love of GOD don’t say that again! It makes you sound gay and I’m close enough already to you than I want to be.
Joe Hoffman: Let’s send it into the ring to Bryan for our second match of the night!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
“Just another lame Texas song” blasts over the PA as Reggie Rivid comes out from the back.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Corpus Christi Texas, weighing in at 265 pounds, REGGGGGGIE RIIIIIIIIIVID!
Rivid makes his way down to the ramp in quick fashion as he climbs over the ropes one foot after the other. He looks around the arena before gluing his eyes on the ramp.
Joe Hoffman: This could very well be an interesting match tonight. Two fellow Texans going at it!
Benny Newell: What was that god awful song Rivid came out to? I love it because it’s absolutely terrible!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, also hailing from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is…SCOOOOOOOT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Stevens fist bumps with a few fans but instead of heading straight to the ring, his attention is on a particular few people in the front row at ringside. Stevens immediately goes up to the boy, who looks to be around 10 years old, and proceeds to hug him. The kids face lights up as he squeezes Stevens tightly. A few moments later, Stevens pats him on the head as Stevens winks at him and rolls into the ring.
Joe Hoffman: I have it on good authority that the kid Stevens just hugged is apart of the Make a Wish Foundation. His name, as I gathered, is Cameron “The Hurricane” McKenzie.
Benny Newell: Good kid. I have a make a wish…have Cameron meet Stevens and then shoot him the fucking head.
Joe Hoffman: That’s a little brutal..
Benny Newell: Everyone has a wish, Hoffhole.
Stevens stares at Rivid as Boettcher call for the bell.
DING DING
Stevens and Rivid, seeing as how the two of them have something in common, shake hands before circling each other around the ring. They lock up with a grappling contest but it is Rivid who gets the advantage as he knees Stevens in the abdomen and takes him down with a half nelson slam. Rivid goes for an elbow drop, but Stevens is too quick and rolls to the side as Rivid’s elbow meets the mat. Stevens grabs Rivid and hits a snapmare and follows it up with a rolling neck slap. Stevens covers Rivid.
ONE
TW—KICKOUT
Rivid denies Stevens the early pin as he powers out and literally sends Stevens in the air almost as if Rivid was going for an impromptu pump air slam. Stevens flies back and this prompts Rivid to roll over closer to Stevens as he mounts him and starts to send some stiff hard rights into the face of Stevens. Rivid grabs Stevens, dragging him to his feet, as he proceeds to hit a running bulldog taking him back down into the mat. This time, it is Rivid who follows it up with a cover.
ONE
TW—KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Some early offense by both men.
Benny Newell: REMEMBER THE ALAMO! I would make a better entertainer than that shady Davy Crockett faggot.
The battle between the two Texans continues as Stevens makes his way back up to his feet. The two of them exchange some lefts and rights before another grapple battle ensues. This time, it is Stevens who is able to gain control as he a vicious uppercut that causes Rivid to wobble backwards. As this is taking place, Stevens runs towards the ropes and flies off the ropes coming back at Rivid and planting him with the Venomous Injection. Stevens goes for another cover.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Rivid with another kickout, but this time with a lighter force as all he does is lift his shoulder off the ground. As Stevens reaches down to grab Rivid, Rivid sends a kick straight to the back of the head to Stevens. Rivid uses this opportunity to get back to his feet, which he does, and he looks to hit a powerbomb on Stevens. Stevens has other ideas though, as he squeaks his way out and rolls Rivid into a small package.
ONE
TWO
Joe Hoffman: No! It looked as if Stevens was attempting to stop his pin as Rivid kicked out!
Benny Newell: OHHHHH THE GOAT BLESS TEXAS!
Joe Hoffman: What is that?
Benny Newell: It’s a song you fucktard. Only the GOD OF HOW makes it ten times better. Country music is a crime against humanity! Hashtag SMFC! Mother fuckers I’m going to get it TRENDING!
Stevens grabs Rivid and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. He charges at Rivid and goes for the Houston Sidekick, but soon realizes that Rivid is now coming at him full swing and Rivid moves out of the way as Stevens crashes in the turnbuckle. Rivid runs at him and grabs him and connects with the Rearranged. Rivid goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THR
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the shoulder up!
Benny doesn’t seem to be paying attention to his broadcast partner as he is literally STILL singing and quite horribly too.
Rivid grabs Stevens again and attempts the Impaler, but Stevens maneuvers out of it and pops up on his feet behind Rivid. Stevens grabs Rivid and hits a thunderous, but vicious Belly to Back suplex that sends Rivid hard into the mat. Stevens looks a little concerned as he is hesitant to cover Rivid.
Joe Hoffman: Why is Stevens just standing there?
Benny Newell: CAREER KILLER! What’s the difference? Stevens is a fucking idiot! He apparently is getting all touchy with his stupid concerns of hitting “strong” moves on his opponents after what happened to Hugo Scorpio.
Stevens finally drops down and covers Rivid, but not after taking a few moments too long of thinking.
ONE
TWO
THREE
NO! Rivid powers out!
Benny Newell: See what I’m talking about? The career KILLER would have probably scored the pinfall right there if he wasn’t off in doodle la-la land of sucking major fucking cock!
Joe Hoffman: Well I can understand how Stevens is feeling. I mean, wouldn’t you feel just as guilty?
Hoffman, realizing out of all the people he was asking, slowly turns at Benny who has the most stupid “you are the biggest fucking idiot in the entire world” look on his face.
Joe Hoffman: Duly noted.
Stevens tries to shake off the guilt that’s starting to run through his veins as he grabs Rivid and hits a Scorpion Driver without hesitation. Once the move goes through, though, Stevens starts to look shaky as he can’t believe he put himself through that feeling again. He begins to pace a bit back and forth in the ring before once again finally deciding to drop down for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THR—
This time, Rivid powers out.
Joe Hoffman: I just don’t understand what the issue with Stevens is right now.
Benny Newell: LET THE GUILT FLOW THROUGH YOU CAREER KILLER!
Joe Hoffman: Would you stop that?!
Benny Newell: Fuck off, he did it to himself!
Rivid slowly gets back to his feet as Stevens ricochets off the ropes and comes at Rivid, but Rivid grabs him and hits The Impaler out of nowhere.
Joe Hoffman: IMPALER!
Benny Newell: DON’T FUCK WITH TEXAS!
Rivid drops down and hooks the leg of Stevens.
ONE
TWO
THREE
DING DING
Joe Hoffman: That’s it!
Benny Newell: Rivid has won the battle of Texas with convincing style!
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner, REGGGGGIE RIIIIIIIIIVID!
Rivid gets to his feet slowly as he starts to celebrate before rolling out of the ring. Meanwhile, Stevens sits up and shakes his head in disappointment as he looks out towards Cameron.
Joe Hoffman: Not the result Stevens was expecting here tonight, Benny.
Benny Newell: Stevens expects TOO MUCH! Not only that, but he was successful in disappointing probably his ONLY fan!
Joe Hoffman: Tough loss for sure for Stevens. Good win for Rivid but the question is, where does Scott Stevens go from here?
Benny Newell: Please for the love of GOD don’t say that again! It makes you sound gay and I’m close enough already to you than I want to be.
Joe Hoffman: Let’s send it into the ring to Bryan for our second match of the night!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
“Just another lame Texas song” blasts over the PA as Reggie Rivid comes out from the back.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Corpus Christi Texas, weighing in at 265 pounds, REGGGGGGIE RIIIIIIIIIVID!
Rivid makes his way down to the ramp in quick fashion as he climbs over the ropes one foot after the other. He looks around the arena before gluing his eyes on the ramp.
Joe Hoffman: This could very well be an interesting match tonight. Two fellow Texans going at it!
Benny Newell: What was that god awful song Rivid came out to? I love it because it’s absolutely terrible!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, also hailing from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is…SCOOOOOOOT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Stevens fist bumps with a few fans but instead of heading straight to the ring, his attention is on a particular few people in the front row at ringside. Stevens immediately goes up to the boy, who looks to be around 10 years old, and proceeds to hug him. The kids face lights up as he squeezes Stevens tightly. A few moments later, Stevens pats him on the head as Stevens winks at him and rolls into the ring.
Joe Hoffman: I have it on good authority that the kid Stevens just hugged is apart of the Make a Wish Foundation. His name, as I gathered, is Cameron “The Hurricane” McKenzie.
Benny Newell: Good kid. I have a make a wish…have Cameron meet Stevens and then shoot him the fucking head.
Joe Hoffman: That’s a little brutal..
Benny Newell: Everyone has a wish, Hoffhole.
Stevens stares at Rivid as Boettcher call for the bell.
DING DING
Stevens and Rivid, seeing as how the two of them have something in common, shake hands before circling each other around the ring. They lock up with a grappling contest but it is Rivid who gets the advantage as he knees Stevens in the abdomen and takes him down with a half nelson slam. Rivid goes for an elbow drop, but Stevens is too quick and rolls to the side as Rivid’s elbow meets the mat. Stevens grabs Rivid and hits a snapmare and follows it up with a rolling neck slap. Stevens covers Rivid.
ONE
TW—KICKOUT
Rivid denies Stevens the early pin as he powers out and literally sends Stevens in the air almost as if Rivid was going for an impromptu pump air slam. Stevens flies back and this prompts Rivid to roll over closer to Stevens as he mounts him and starts to send some stiff hard rights into the face of Stevens. Rivid grabs Stevens, dragging him to his feet, as he proceeds to hit a running bulldog taking him back down into the mat. This time, it is Rivid who follows it up with a cover.
ONE
TW—KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Some early offense by both men.
Benny Newell: REMEMBER THE ALAMO! I would make a better entertainer than that shady Davy Crockett faggot.
The battle between the two Texans continues as Stevens makes his way back up to his feet. The two of them exchange some lefts and rights before another grapple battle ensues. This time, it is Stevens who is able to gain control as he a vicious uppercut that causes Rivid to wobble backwards. As this is taking place, Stevens runs towards the ropes and flies off the ropes coming back at Rivid and planting him with the Venomous Injection. Stevens goes for another cover.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Rivid with another kickout, but this time with a lighter force as all he does is lift his shoulder off the ground. As Stevens reaches down to grab Rivid, Rivid sends a kick straight to the back of the head to Stevens. Rivid uses this opportunity to get back to his feet, which he does, and he looks to hit a powerbomb on Stevens. Stevens has other ideas though, as he squeaks his way out and rolls Rivid into a small package.
ONE
TWO
Joe Hoffman: No! It looked as if Stevens was attempting to stop his pin as Rivid kicked out!
Benny Newell: OHHHHH THE GOAT BLESS TEXAS!
Joe Hoffman: What is that?
Benny Newell: It’s a song you fucktard. Only the GOD OF HOW makes it ten times better. Country music is a crime against humanity! Hashtag SMFC! Mother fuckers I’m going to get it TRENDING!
Stevens grabs Rivid and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. He charges at Rivid and goes for the Houston Sidekick, but soon realizes that Rivid is now coming at him full swing and Rivid moves out of the way as Stevens crashes in the turnbuckle. Rivid runs at him and grabs him and connects with the Rearranged. Rivid goes for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THR
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the shoulder up!
Benny doesn’t seem to be paying attention to his broadcast partner as he is literally STILL singing and quite horribly too.
Rivid grabs Stevens again and attempts the Impaler, but Stevens maneuvers out of it and pops up on his feet behind Rivid. Stevens grabs Rivid and hits a thunderous, but vicious Belly to Back suplex that sends Rivid hard into the mat. Stevens looks a little concerned as he is hesitant to cover Rivid.
Joe Hoffman: Why is Stevens just standing there?
Benny Newell: CAREER KILLER! What’s the difference? Stevens is a fucking idiot! He apparently is getting all touchy with his stupid concerns of hitting “strong” moves on his opponents after what happened to Hugo Scorpio.
Stevens finally drops down and covers Rivid, but not after taking a few moments too long of thinking.
ONE
TWO
THREE
NO! Rivid powers out!
Benny Newell: See what I’m talking about? The career KILLER would have probably scored the pinfall right there if he wasn’t off in doodle la-la land of sucking major fucking cock!
Joe Hoffman: Well I can understand how Stevens is feeling. I mean, wouldn’t you feel just as guilty?
Hoffman, realizing out of all the people he was asking, slowly turns at Benny who has the most stupid “you are the biggest fucking idiot in the entire world” look on his face.
Joe Hoffman: Duly noted.
Stevens tries to shake off the guilt that’s starting to run through his veins as he grabs Rivid and hits a Scorpion Driver without hesitation. Once the move goes through, though, Stevens starts to look shaky as he can’t believe he put himself through that feeling again. He begins to pace a bit back and forth in the ring before once again finally deciding to drop down for the cover.
ONE
TWO
THR—
This time, Rivid powers out.
Joe Hoffman: I just don’t understand what the issue with Stevens is right now.
Benny Newell: LET THE GUILT FLOW THROUGH YOU CAREER KILLER!
Joe Hoffman: Would you stop that?!
Benny Newell: Fuck off, he did it to himself!
Rivid slowly gets back to his feet as Stevens ricochets off the ropes and comes at Rivid, but Rivid grabs him and hits The Impaler out of nowhere.
Joe Hoffman: IMPALER!
Benny Newell: DON’T FUCK WITH TEXAS!
Rivid drops down and hooks the leg of Stevens.
ONE
TWO
THREE
DING DING
Joe Hoffman: That’s it!
Benny Newell: Rivid has won the battle of Texas with convincing style!
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner, REGGGGGIE RIIIIIIIIIVID!
Rivid gets to his feet slowly as he starts to celebrate before rolling out of the ring. Meanwhile, Stevens sits up and shakes his head in disappointment as he looks out towards Cameron.
Joe Hoffman: Not the result Stevens was expecting here tonight, Benny.
Benny Newell: Stevens expects TOO MUCH! Not only that, but he was successful in disappointing probably his ONLY fan!
Joe Hoffman: Tough loss for sure for Stevens. Good win for Rivid but the question is, where does Scott Stevens go from here?