Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 21:49:35 GMT
Joe Hoffman: We are back folks and ready for a heavyweight tag team match featuring two Hall of Famers, our Caesar of HOW Mario Maurako…
Benny Newell: And the Lonesome Fucking Loser Scott Stevens
Joe Hoffman: And yes, Scott Stevens. Should be an explosive match… as there is so much history in that ring tonight. Between Max and Jatt Star… between Mario and Max… between Mario and Max… between Mario and Stevens. We have no shortage of emotions here tonight.
Benny Newell: And I have no shortage of Jack to make me forget that Scott Stevens is in this match.
Joe Hoffman: Well it seems that Mario has used his pull and has forced Max and Stevens to enter during the last segment… always a buzz kill to know you’re not entering on live TV.
Benny Newell: Well at least Stevens can say people weren’t taking a piss during his entrance this week. I do so I weekly basis.
Joe Hoffman: You never leave the announce table though…
Benny Newell: And?
Joe Hoffman: And here come the Caesar of HOW… Mario Maurako.
The crowd roars as Mario and Jatt make their way out onto the stage as they come flying down the ramp… and come to a quick stop. Stevens and Max are read as Mario and Jatt slowly enter the ring as Boettcher separates the two teams as the quickly huddle and Boettcher calls for the bell. As Mario and Max explode out of their corners and go to lock up… but they stop short.
Joe Hoffman: What are they doing?
Benny Newell: The treaty Joe! The treaty!
Mario quickly turns and tags Jatt into the match as we see Jatt Starr enter the ring and walk up to Max Kael.
Joe Hoffman: Can you feel the history flowing from these two men? Over a decade. Two pillars of HOW’s creation. Of the old era.
Benny Newell: And Max tags in Stevens? What the fuck?
Now it is Scott Stevens that enters the ring as the carousel of tag continue as now Scott Stevens walks up to the legend… the first ballot Hall of Famer… The iconic Jatt Starr…
Joe Hoffman: And he slaps him in the face!
Starr is stunned for a moment as he goes to hammer Stevens with a right but Stevens counters with a boot to the mid section and nails a diamond cutter in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Benny Newell: What the fuck!
Stevens goes for the cover as Mario comes charging in the ring… and so does Max… but Max holds up as Mario drills Stevens in the side of the head with a boot breaking up the count at two. Mario gets a few more shots in as he stares at Max before Boettcher gets Mario back to his corner. Jatt is doing the same as Jatt tags in Mario legally and he goes back after Stevens who goes to tag Max in… but Mario nails Stevens again with another boot to the back of the head.
Joe Hoffman: Mario using that treaty to abuse Stevens a bit here and turn the momentum in his favor.
Mario pulls Stevens back to his and goes for a…
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting to Mario!
The crowd is stunned, some booing as Stevens somehow rolls Mario over and drapes his arm over for the cover.
One……
Two………….
Joe Hoffman: Jatt with the save!
Benny Newell: Thank fucking Lee Best! We can’t have Scott Stevens pinning people… fuck…
Mario crawls back to his corner to tag in Jatt…. And he does as Stevens tags in Max. Now we get to see the two Hall of Famers go at it as they start trading punches and Jatt gains the upper hand with a knee to the gut and takes Max down with a DDT. Jatt goes for the Jattaclysm… but Max crawls for the ropes and Boettcher backs Jatt up. Max climbs to his feet as Jatt nails Max with a shoulder into the gut and then goes for the Falling Star… but Max pushes Jatt away and quickly nails the Arkham Elbow to the back of Jatt’s head. Max goes to pick jatt back up, but Jatt grabs Max by the eye patch and rolls him up.
One……………
Two……………………………….
Three……………………………………………………………
Joe Hoffman: Max kicks out!
The crowd is roaring as Max rolls over to the corner and tags in Stevens at Jatt makes over and tag in Mario.
Joe Hoffman: Fresh line changes as Stevens and Mario will now go mano y mano.
Stevens and Mario start trading haymakers as Stevens nails an elbow and goes for a another quick Toxic Sting but Mario pushes Stevens away. Stevens turns around and right into a belly to belly suplex from Mario as Maurako goes for the pin.
One…………………
Two…………………………
Joe Hoffman: Mario with the feet on the ropes!
THREE…………………………………
Benny Newell: Fuck nugget!
Joe Hoffman: Max with the save! He kicked Stevens in the shoulder and broke up the cover!
Jatt comes flying in as he tackles Max out of the ring and throws him into the barricade as Mario shakes his head as he stands up and gets in Boettcher’s face but Boettcher holds to his guns with it being a two count. Mario goes to turn around back to Stevens but before he can he gets pulled down to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Schoolboy by Stevens!
ONE………….
TWO……………………………………..
Benny Newel!: NO!
THREE………………………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: Falling Star by Jatt on Max!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match….
Jatt Starr rips the mic out of McVay’s hands and throws it into the ring as he starts screaming at the ring announcer.
Joe Hoffman: This match is over! McVay might not be able to announce it but Stevens and max Kael defeat Mario Maurako and Jatt Starr!
Stevens rolls quickly out of the ring as Mario is stunned… shocked… frozen in disbelief as Stevens grabs a dazed Max Kael and the two quickly make it out of dodge.
Benny Newell: Doesn’t the ring announcer have to officially announce the decision? Otherwise it isn’t… official!
Joe Hoffman: Nowhere… in any wrestling rulebook… anywhere… is that a rule.
Benny Newell: Well Mario should make that the Jatt Starr rule! Retroactive! Tell Max and Stevens to get back down here! This match is not over!
Joe Hoffman: It is over Benny… and Scott Stevens pinned Mario Maurako in the middle of that ring.
Jatt and Mario are going crazy at ringside now, ripping the mats up, throwing monitors, steel chairs, dislodging the steel steps…
Joe Hoffman: Mario just knocked out a woman in the front row!
Benny Newell: DING DING DING! Add another to the Whack-O-Meter Joe!
Joe Hoffman: Mario Maurako has snapped here folks! Getting pinned by Scott Stevens… he has just snapped.
Security rushes over to both the lady and Mario as the fans don’t know to boo or cheer as Jatt is on the other side of the ring and pulls a male fan over the barricade and locks him into the Jattaclysm. The fan is screaming in pain for the few moments before more security officers rush over to Jatt. But the Hall of Famer doesn’t go easy as he nails a spear and takes down two others before he is wrangled and dragged out with Mario.
Joe Hoffman: I have seen sore loser here in HOW… but wow… Mario Maurako and Jatt Starr have just lost it here.
Benny Newell: Well they did just lose to Scott Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Yes… which proves Scott Stevens is not someone should be taking lightly Benny. Week in and out you shit on him… but he just beat the Caesar of HOW and Hall of Famer Jatt Starr.
Benny Newell: Did he pin Jatt? No! So he did not beat Jatt.
Joe Hoffman: Whatever… we have something planned backstage… what I have no idea as I have lost my papers thanks to Jatt. We are going to clean up here at ringside and be back with more Monday Night Mayhem!
Benny Newell: And the Lonesome Fucking Loser Scott Stevens
Joe Hoffman: And yes, Scott Stevens. Should be an explosive match… as there is so much history in that ring tonight. Between Max and Jatt Star… between Mario and Max… between Mario and Max… between Mario and Stevens. We have no shortage of emotions here tonight.
Benny Newell: And I have no shortage of Jack to make me forget that Scott Stevens is in this match.
Joe Hoffman: Well it seems that Mario has used his pull and has forced Max and Stevens to enter during the last segment… always a buzz kill to know you’re not entering on live TV.
Benny Newell: Well at least Stevens can say people weren’t taking a piss during his entrance this week. I do so I weekly basis.
Joe Hoffman: You never leave the announce table though…
Benny Newell: And?
Joe Hoffman: And here come the Caesar of HOW… Mario Maurako.
The crowd roars as Mario and Jatt make their way out onto the stage as they come flying down the ramp… and come to a quick stop. Stevens and Max are read as Mario and Jatt slowly enter the ring as Boettcher separates the two teams as the quickly huddle and Boettcher calls for the bell. As Mario and Max explode out of their corners and go to lock up… but they stop short.
Joe Hoffman: What are they doing?
Benny Newell: The treaty Joe! The treaty!
Mario quickly turns and tags Jatt into the match as we see Jatt Starr enter the ring and walk up to Max Kael.
Joe Hoffman: Can you feel the history flowing from these two men? Over a decade. Two pillars of HOW’s creation. Of the old era.
Benny Newell: And Max tags in Stevens? What the fuck?
Now it is Scott Stevens that enters the ring as the carousel of tag continue as now Scott Stevens walks up to the legend… the first ballot Hall of Famer… The iconic Jatt Starr…
Joe Hoffman: And he slaps him in the face!
Starr is stunned for a moment as he goes to hammer Stevens with a right but Stevens counters with a boot to the mid section and nails a diamond cutter in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Benny Newell: What the fuck!
Stevens goes for the cover as Mario comes charging in the ring… and so does Max… but Max holds up as Mario drills Stevens in the side of the head with a boot breaking up the count at two. Mario gets a few more shots in as he stares at Max before Boettcher gets Mario back to his corner. Jatt is doing the same as Jatt tags in Mario legally and he goes back after Stevens who goes to tag Max in… but Mario nails Stevens again with another boot to the back of the head.
Joe Hoffman: Mario using that treaty to abuse Stevens a bit here and turn the momentum in his favor.
Mario pulls Stevens back to his and goes for a…
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting to Mario!
The crowd is stunned, some booing as Stevens somehow rolls Mario over and drapes his arm over for the cover.
One……
Two………….
Joe Hoffman: Jatt with the save!
Benny Newell: Thank fucking Lee Best! We can’t have Scott Stevens pinning people… fuck…
Mario crawls back to his corner to tag in Jatt…. And he does as Stevens tags in Max. Now we get to see the two Hall of Famers go at it as they start trading punches and Jatt gains the upper hand with a knee to the gut and takes Max down with a DDT. Jatt goes for the Jattaclysm… but Max crawls for the ropes and Boettcher backs Jatt up. Max climbs to his feet as Jatt nails Max with a shoulder into the gut and then goes for the Falling Star… but Max pushes Jatt away and quickly nails the Arkham Elbow to the back of Jatt’s head. Max goes to pick jatt back up, but Jatt grabs Max by the eye patch and rolls him up.
One……………
Two……………………………….
Three……………………………………………………………
Joe Hoffman: Max kicks out!
The crowd is roaring as Max rolls over to the corner and tags in Stevens at Jatt makes over and tag in Mario.
Joe Hoffman: Fresh line changes as Stevens and Mario will now go mano y mano.
Stevens and Mario start trading haymakers as Stevens nails an elbow and goes for a another quick Toxic Sting but Mario pushes Stevens away. Stevens turns around and right into a belly to belly suplex from Mario as Maurako goes for the pin.
One…………………
Two…………………………
Joe Hoffman: Mario with the feet on the ropes!
THREE…………………………………
Benny Newell: Fuck nugget!
Joe Hoffman: Max with the save! He kicked Stevens in the shoulder and broke up the cover!
Jatt comes flying in as he tackles Max out of the ring and throws him into the barricade as Mario shakes his head as he stands up and gets in Boettcher’s face but Boettcher holds to his guns with it being a two count. Mario goes to turn around back to Stevens but before he can he gets pulled down to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Schoolboy by Stevens!
ONE………….
TWO……………………………………..
Benny Newel!: NO!
THREE………………………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: Falling Star by Jatt on Max!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match….
Jatt Starr rips the mic out of McVay’s hands and throws it into the ring as he starts screaming at the ring announcer.
Joe Hoffman: This match is over! McVay might not be able to announce it but Stevens and max Kael defeat Mario Maurako and Jatt Starr!
Stevens rolls quickly out of the ring as Mario is stunned… shocked… frozen in disbelief as Stevens grabs a dazed Max Kael and the two quickly make it out of dodge.
Benny Newell: Doesn’t the ring announcer have to officially announce the decision? Otherwise it isn’t… official!
Joe Hoffman: Nowhere… in any wrestling rulebook… anywhere… is that a rule.
Benny Newell: Well Mario should make that the Jatt Starr rule! Retroactive! Tell Max and Stevens to get back down here! This match is not over!
Joe Hoffman: It is over Benny… and Scott Stevens pinned Mario Maurako in the middle of that ring.
Jatt and Mario are going crazy at ringside now, ripping the mats up, throwing monitors, steel chairs, dislodging the steel steps…
Joe Hoffman: Mario just knocked out a woman in the front row!
Benny Newell: DING DING DING! Add another to the Whack-O-Meter Joe!
Joe Hoffman: Mario Maurako has snapped here folks! Getting pinned by Scott Stevens… he has just snapped.
Security rushes over to both the lady and Mario as the fans don’t know to boo or cheer as Jatt is on the other side of the ring and pulls a male fan over the barricade and locks him into the Jattaclysm. The fan is screaming in pain for the few moments before more security officers rush over to Jatt. But the Hall of Famer doesn’t go easy as he nails a spear and takes down two others before he is wrangled and dragged out with Mario.
Joe Hoffman: I have seen sore loser here in HOW… but wow… Mario Maurako and Jatt Starr have just lost it here.
Benny Newell: Well they did just lose to Scott Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Yes… which proves Scott Stevens is not someone should be taking lightly Benny. Week in and out you shit on him… but he just beat the Caesar of HOW and Hall of Famer Jatt Starr.
Benny Newell: Did he pin Jatt? No! So he did not beat Jatt.
Joe Hoffman: Whatever… we have something planned backstage… what I have no idea as I have lost my papers thanks to Jatt. We are going to clean up here at ringside and be back with more Monday Night Mayhem!