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Joe Hoffman: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. The next match up on the card is a match that has become very personal of the last couple of weeks between Scott Stevens and Ray McAvay. Ray has questioned the loyal of Stevens and Stevens has made it very personal by threatening harm to the McAvay family.
Benny Newell: McAvay needs to teach this fucking traitor a lesson.
Joe Hoffman: Why? He didn‘t leave and he‘s doing the same thing other as Jace and Tara are doing in Boardwalk.
Benny Newell: Fuck Stevens and fuck that other promotion he’s moonlighting in.
“Down Again” by Charlie Robison begins to play throughout the arena as the tune brings out the entourage of “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, weighing in at 190lbs, he hails from Salome, TX, He is “Tin Cup“ RAY! MCAVAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray McAvay walks out onto the stage and he’s followed closely by his valets Dark and Stormy. They pose on the stage and point to the lettering on their t-shirts which read: ‘Show Up. Punch In.’ on the front. Then they turn around and show the phrase ‘Shut Up. Get to Work’ on the back.
Benny Newell: They even brought the barbeque sauce again! Fuck yeah!
McAvay and company begin marching to the ring and bringing up the end is McAvay’s trainer and manager ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido. Slowly following far behind the entourage of Tin Cup is Bert the Janitor looking a bit unsure of himself as he pushes the mop bucket using the Big Berth Driver of McAvay. As McAvay gets closer to the ring we see a familiar a familiar face in the audience.
Joe Hoffman: Dawn McGill is in attendance here tonight to cheer her man to victory.
Benny Newell: I hope she kicks Stevens in the balls.
The entourage slowly makes their way around the ring while McAvay gets some last minute advice from his wife before getting planted with a good luck kiss. Ray climbs up the ring steps and gets into the ring. Ray begins to stretch out on the ropes as he awaits the bell.
Joe Hoffman: McAvay has been critical as of late when it comes to the term pro wrestling and sports entertainment and which is better.
Benny Newell: Sports Entertainment because there is no barbeque titty licking matches in wrestling.
As McAvay’s music fades, The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is one half of the world tag team champions, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Joe Hoffman: Since War Games Stevens has been on a path of rage and destruction taking out anyone and everyone who he sees unworthy or if they’ve gotten into his business.
Benny Newell: Well that’s about to change.
Joe Hoffman: Why’s that?
Benny Newell: Can’t do any ass kicking win your picking up your fucking teeth after they’ve been knocked loose from a golf club.
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Nigel Lette checks both men before signaling for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go.
McAvay slides out of the ring and calls for a microphone.
Joe Hoffman: What’s this?
McVay looks confused but hands Tin Cup the microphone.
Ray McAvay: I’m sorry I have to be the bearer of bad news Scott, but by the powers of Caesar Mario Maurako, Emperor of the Maurakian Empire, and your ruler of all things High Octane, this match is a No Disqualification match.
Joe Hoffman: Oh wow.
Benny Newell: This is fucking bullshit Hoffman. The fuck is Mario thinking?
A sinister grin comes across the face of Stevens as he casually holds the ropes open for McAvay to come inside.
Ray McAvay: And this match is a gauntlet match as well.
Benny Newell: Mario’s a fucking genius. Have I said how much I love Mario Maurako Hoffman?
Stevens goes ballistic in the ring and yells for McAvay to get in the ring, but Tin Cup has other plans as he joins the Hall of Fame duo on commentary.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome Mr. McAvay, but I got to question while would you go through with this?
Ray McAvay: I told Mario no and I can handle Stevens on my own, but he said Stevens had to be punished for threatening not just my wife, but my kids as well, and he sweeten the deal so to speak by saying that I could promote the Political Championship Wrestling reunion show that takes place on September 6, 2015, and by letting me showcase some of the finest talent from Missouri Valley Wrestling.
Joe Hoffman: I wonder whose coming out first……
The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats, of all things, hits as “Pizza Delivery Girl” Tessa Martin comes out on a scooter, with a pizza box strapped to the back, wearing a helmet, black polo shirt and khaki pants, hopping off the scooter and unstrapping the pizza box, holding it up to the screen to show that it reads “Pain Pizza! Now With 100% Real Cheese!” before she heads to the ring.
Stevens laughs and goes over to yell more disparaging things at McAvay as Tessa slides into the ring, and as Stevens turns around to meet his opponent he is immediately doubled over and has in head driven to the mat by Chris Escondido.
Joe Hoffman: The heck was that?
Ray McAvay: It is no disqualification remember.
Escondido tells Tessa to pin Stevens and she quickly goes for the cover.
One.
Two.
Stevens power outs.
Stevens sits up trying to gain his bearings but Tessa delivers a Buffet Boot to the face of Stevens. She continues to press the assault by stomping on the Texan.
Joe Hoffman: Tessa is taking it to Stevens.
Ray McAvay: Tessa is extremely talented individual. She’s still relatively young and she’s not afraid of anyone Hoffman. Hell, if given a chance she could give Tara Davidson a run for her money.
Joe Hoffman: Wow! That’s a bold statement, and I wonder if we might get that chance in the future.
Benny Newell: You know what I wonder?
Joe Hoffman: What’s that?
Benny Newell: I wonder if she has pepperoni sized nipples under that shirt?
Tessa reaches down to pick up Stevens, but he quickly grabs and brings her to the mat. He bars the arm with his legs and wraps his hands around her face, and wrenches back with everything he hands.
Benny Newell: Don’t tap Pepperoni Nipples Delivery Girl!!!
Tessa quickly feels around, and quickly taps when nothing is around.
Tessa rolls out of the ring clutching her shoulder as a air horn goes off.
Just as Stevens is back on his feet he immediately drops to a fetal position clutching himself from a low blow by Chris Escondido as two women slide into the ring and begin to climb the top rope.
Ray McAvay: That’s the Lingerie Girls, Brandi and Wendi Bayless!!!
Benny Newell: Twin Sisters? I need to hit my Balls Deep finisher on them Ray. Can you make that happen?
Ray McAvay: ….
The Bayless sisters slowly stand up on the top rope and wave to the crowd before jumping off and hitting tandem splashes to Stevens.
Ray McAvay: MONEY SHOT!!!!!!!!
The sisters both cover Stevens and Nigel Lette slides into position to make his count.
One.
Two.
NO!
Stevens is able to power out as he tosses the women off of him.
The sisters begin to stomp away at Stevens to keep him down, but the Texan pushes them back so he can make his way to his feet.
Brandi comes running in and but gets send to the mat after a vicious super kick by Stevens.
Wendi tries a clothesline but Stevens ducks underneath and as she turns around she is almost decapitated by a lariat from hell.
Stevens looks a McAvay as he throws Wendi on top of Brandi before dropping for a cover.
One.
Two.
Three.
Stevens gets up and starts yelling at McAvay as the air horn goes off once again.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is foaming at the mouth for you to get in the ring Ray.
Ray McAvay: Well this isn’t about me Hoffman, it’s about the PCW Reunion show on September 6, 2015 and the talented women of MVW.
As Stevens continues shouting obscenities at Tin Cup, he doesn’t see his next challenger slide into the ring.
McAvay points for Stevens to turn around and as soon as he does he is sent over the top rope.
Ray McAvay: No woman throws a lariat better than the “Texas Cowgirl” Haley Davis.
Chris Escondido begins to stomp away on the downed Texan.
“No Frills” picks up Stevens and sends him crashing into the steel ring steps.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is getting his butt kicked out here tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s it grand?
Ray McAvay: It is a gauntlet match Hoffman.
Escondido tells Davis to get ready and she cocks her arm and begins to rotate it in the arm to build up the momentum that will finish off Scott Stevens once and for all.
Escondido rolls Stevens into the ring and Davis waits for the former multi time champion to get himself to his feet.
As Stevens gets back up, the “Texas Cowgirl” rushes her fellow Texan and swings for the fences but she strikes out as Stevens ducks under the lariat attempt.
As she turns around, Stevens desperately kicks her in the stomach and delivers a Fisherman Suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Texas-Plex! Stevens with the bridge.
Ray McAvay: Kick out Haley!
One.
Two.
Three.
Benny Newell: Fuck!
Stevens’ tank is extremely low as he’s breathing heavily and his body is covered in sweat, and he looks towards the ramp in agony as the air horn sounds once again.
Ray McAvay: Excuse me gentlemen.
Ray says as he takes off his headset and rolls into the ring with his chair he was sitting in.
Ray slams the chair onto the canvas to get Stevens attention, and as Scott turns around, Ray blasts him with a vicious chair shot.
The arena goes ballistic with cheers at the sight of Stevens eating a face full of chair and the person cheering most loudly is Dawn McGill.
Benny Newell: Cave that cousin fucker’s skull in!!!
Ray seeing an opening grabs Stevens by the neck…Neckbreaker! Ray again grabs him by the back of the neck…Running Bulldog!
Joe Hoffman: Tin Cup with the Shaken and Stirred.
McAvay quickly goes for a cover.
One.
Two.
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevens gets the shoulder up.
Tin Cup holds up three fingers towards the referee but Nigel says it was only a count of two.
Tin Cup looks over to his manager and taps his nose twice.
Dark and Stormy crawl onto the ring apron and begin to remove their tops. Nigel Lette sees the breasts begin to protrude under the bottom of the short cut tops and sprints over to the girls with his hands waving in the air for the girls to stop.
Benny Newell: IT’S TITTY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!
Dark reaches behind her and produces the infamous JR’s BBQ sauce and holds it high into the air and begins to pour it over her and Stormy’s chest.
While McAvay’s “friends” have the referee distracted, Bert tosses in the Big Bertha Driver.
Tin Cup catches the club and gives Bert a thumbs up for doing a good job.
Joe Hoffman: McAvay looking to Tee Off on Stevens here.
McAvay waits for Zion to get to his feet.
Tin Cup measures and he swings for a hole in one, but misses as Stevens is able to sidestep the swing and capitalizes on Ray’s misfortunes by sending him to the canvas after a Toxic Sting.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens has just turned this match into his favor.
Stevens cannot capitalize on the momentum shift as he is exhausted from running the MVW gauntlet.
Stevens begins to slowly crawl towards McAvay and he drapes an arm over him as Nigel drops to make the count.
One.
Two.
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: I DON’T BELIEVE IT! MCAVAY KICKED OUT!
Stevens yells out in frustration and holds up three but Nigel says it was two and 9/10ths.
Chris Escondido tries to make a move inside the ring when a loud gong heard over the PA system and the chanting of a familiar name.
JILL BERG! JILL BERG! JILL BERG!
Joe Hoffman: I think that chants being piped in.
Benny Newell: Who the fuck cares! Someone needs to stop her before Stevens gets the fucking win.
Jill Berg and the rest of Jill Berg Enterprises run down the ramp.
Jill Berg takes out Chris Escondido with a devastating spear. The Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) pull Dark and Stormy off of the ring apron and begin to brawl with the ladies. The “Lady Giant” Cassidy McConnell picks up Bert the Janitor and delivers a choke slam to the HOW employee.
Benny Newell: That was un-fucking-called for! How am I suppose to get my toilet unclogged now?!?!?!?
Jill Berg picks up the Big Bertha driver and tries to throw it to Stevens but the “Corporate Predator Extraordinaire” is taken out by a flying cross body from the MVW champion, “American Luchador-Insane Bad Breath” Lady Halitosis.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looks like he’s seen enough.
The MVW champion grabs the driver and turns toward the ring but Stevens yells for drop it or he breaks McAvay’s neck as he has Tin Cup up for the Spike Piledriver.
Lady Halitosis puts her hands up and shakes her head in agreement, but tosses the Big Bertha Driver into the ring and over the head of Stevens into the waiting hands of the “Six Foot Tall Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt” Dawn McGill.
As Stevens follows the club, he doesn’t notice that someone is behind him.
Joe Hoffman: Oh my!
Benny Newell: Get him Dawn!
Dawn blasts Stevens in the face with the club and the Texan collapses to the mat dropping Tin Cup in the process.
Dawn isn’t finished as she picks up Stevens and places him between her legs.
Joe Hoffman: Dawn looking for her patented McGill-Bomb.
Benny Newell: Fuck him up Dawn!
As the crowd chants McGill-Bomb, Dawn lifts Stevens up, and drives him into the canvas so hard the ring ropes shake.
Joe Hoffman: My God! The ring ropes shook from that McGill-Bomb.
Benny Newell: You don’t fuck with family Hoffman, and McGill is reminding Stevens of that.
McAvay begins to slowly crawl towards the unconscious Stevens and drapes and arm onto his rival.
Nigel Lette sees the cover and slides into position to count.
One.
Two.
Three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan McVay: And your winner by pinfall…..“Tin Cup“ RAY! MCAVAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Dawn helps her husband to his feet and the two place a boot onto the chest of Scott Stevens while they hold their hands high in victory.
Jill Berg: That’s not in the script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Berg begins screaming loudly and pulling at her hair.
Joe Hoffman: Jill Berg is going furious on the outside.
Benny Newell: Ray did say she was a screamer.
The members of Jill Berg Enterprises escort their CEO back towards the back as she keeps yelling and screaming McAvay didn’t follow the script while the last image that’s seen before cutting backstage is Ray McAvay and Dawn McGill kissing while standing victorious over a defeated Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: McAvay needs to teach this fucking traitor a lesson.
Joe Hoffman: Why? He didn‘t leave and he‘s doing the same thing other as Jace and Tara are doing in Boardwalk.
Benny Newell: Fuck Stevens and fuck that other promotion he’s moonlighting in.
“Down Again” by Charlie Robison begins to play throughout the arena as the tune brings out the entourage of “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, weighing in at 190lbs, he hails from Salome, TX, He is “Tin Cup“ RAY! MCAVAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray McAvay walks out onto the stage and he’s followed closely by his valets Dark and Stormy. They pose on the stage and point to the lettering on their t-shirts which read: ‘Show Up. Punch In.’ on the front. Then they turn around and show the phrase ‘Shut Up. Get to Work’ on the back.
Benny Newell: They even brought the barbeque sauce again! Fuck yeah!
McAvay and company begin marching to the ring and bringing up the end is McAvay’s trainer and manager ‘No Frills’ Chris Escondido. Slowly following far behind the entourage of Tin Cup is Bert the Janitor looking a bit unsure of himself as he pushes the mop bucket using the Big Berth Driver of McAvay. As McAvay gets closer to the ring we see a familiar a familiar face in the audience.
Joe Hoffman: Dawn McGill is in attendance here tonight to cheer her man to victory.
Benny Newell: I hope she kicks Stevens in the balls.
The entourage slowly makes their way around the ring while McAvay gets some last minute advice from his wife before getting planted with a good luck kiss. Ray climbs up the ring steps and gets into the ring. Ray begins to stretch out on the ropes as he awaits the bell.
Joe Hoffman: McAvay has been critical as of late when it comes to the term pro wrestling and sports entertainment and which is better.
Benny Newell: Sports Entertainment because there is no barbeque titty licking matches in wrestling.
As McAvay’s music fades, The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is one half of the world tag team champions, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Joe Hoffman: Since War Games Stevens has been on a path of rage and destruction taking out anyone and everyone who he sees unworthy or if they’ve gotten into his business.
Benny Newell: Well that’s about to change.
Joe Hoffman: Why’s that?
Benny Newell: Can’t do any ass kicking win your picking up your fucking teeth after they’ve been knocked loose from a golf club.
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Nigel Lette checks both men before signaling for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go.
McAvay slides out of the ring and calls for a microphone.
Joe Hoffman: What’s this?
McVay looks confused but hands Tin Cup the microphone.
Ray McAvay: I’m sorry I have to be the bearer of bad news Scott, but by the powers of Caesar Mario Maurako, Emperor of the Maurakian Empire, and your ruler of all things High Octane, this match is a No Disqualification match.
Joe Hoffman: Oh wow.
Benny Newell: This is fucking bullshit Hoffman. The fuck is Mario thinking?
A sinister grin comes across the face of Stevens as he casually holds the ropes open for McAvay to come inside.
Ray McAvay: And this match is a gauntlet match as well.
Benny Newell: Mario’s a fucking genius. Have I said how much I love Mario Maurako Hoffman?
Stevens goes ballistic in the ring and yells for McAvay to get in the ring, but Tin Cup has other plans as he joins the Hall of Fame duo on commentary.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome Mr. McAvay, but I got to question while would you go through with this?
Ray McAvay: I told Mario no and I can handle Stevens on my own, but he said Stevens had to be punished for threatening not just my wife, but my kids as well, and he sweeten the deal so to speak by saying that I could promote the Political Championship Wrestling reunion show that takes place on September 6, 2015, and by letting me showcase some of the finest talent from Missouri Valley Wrestling.
Joe Hoffman: I wonder whose coming out first……
The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats, of all things, hits as “Pizza Delivery Girl” Tessa Martin comes out on a scooter, with a pizza box strapped to the back, wearing a helmet, black polo shirt and khaki pants, hopping off the scooter and unstrapping the pizza box, holding it up to the screen to show that it reads “Pain Pizza! Now With 100% Real Cheese!” before she heads to the ring.
Stevens laughs and goes over to yell more disparaging things at McAvay as Tessa slides into the ring, and as Stevens turns around to meet his opponent he is immediately doubled over and has in head driven to the mat by Chris Escondido.
Joe Hoffman: The heck was that?
Ray McAvay: It is no disqualification remember.
Escondido tells Tessa to pin Stevens and she quickly goes for the cover.
One.
Two.
Stevens power outs.
Stevens sits up trying to gain his bearings but Tessa delivers a Buffet Boot to the face of Stevens. She continues to press the assault by stomping on the Texan.
Joe Hoffman: Tessa is taking it to Stevens.
Ray McAvay: Tessa is extremely talented individual. She’s still relatively young and she’s not afraid of anyone Hoffman. Hell, if given a chance she could give Tara Davidson a run for her money.
Joe Hoffman: Wow! That’s a bold statement, and I wonder if we might get that chance in the future.
Benny Newell: You know what I wonder?
Joe Hoffman: What’s that?
Benny Newell: I wonder if she has pepperoni sized nipples under that shirt?
Tessa reaches down to pick up Stevens, but he quickly grabs and brings her to the mat. He bars the arm with his legs and wraps his hands around her face, and wrenches back with everything he hands.
Benny Newell: Don’t tap Pepperoni Nipples Delivery Girl!!!
Tessa quickly feels around, and quickly taps when nothing is around.
Tessa rolls out of the ring clutching her shoulder as a air horn goes off.
Just as Stevens is back on his feet he immediately drops to a fetal position clutching himself from a low blow by Chris Escondido as two women slide into the ring and begin to climb the top rope.
Ray McAvay: That’s the Lingerie Girls, Brandi and Wendi Bayless!!!
Benny Newell: Twin Sisters? I need to hit my Balls Deep finisher on them Ray. Can you make that happen?
Ray McAvay: ….
The Bayless sisters slowly stand up on the top rope and wave to the crowd before jumping off and hitting tandem splashes to Stevens.
Ray McAvay: MONEY SHOT!!!!!!!!
The sisters both cover Stevens and Nigel Lette slides into position to make his count.
One.
Two.
NO!
Stevens is able to power out as he tosses the women off of him.
The sisters begin to stomp away at Stevens to keep him down, but the Texan pushes them back so he can make his way to his feet.
Brandi comes running in and but gets send to the mat after a vicious super kick by Stevens.
Wendi tries a clothesline but Stevens ducks underneath and as she turns around she is almost decapitated by a lariat from hell.
Stevens looks a McAvay as he throws Wendi on top of Brandi before dropping for a cover.
One.
Two.
Three.
Stevens gets up and starts yelling at McAvay as the air horn goes off once again.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is foaming at the mouth for you to get in the ring Ray.
Ray McAvay: Well this isn’t about me Hoffman, it’s about the PCW Reunion show on September 6, 2015 and the talented women of MVW.
As Stevens continues shouting obscenities at Tin Cup, he doesn’t see his next challenger slide into the ring.
McAvay points for Stevens to turn around and as soon as he does he is sent over the top rope.
Ray McAvay: No woman throws a lariat better than the “Texas Cowgirl” Haley Davis.
Chris Escondido begins to stomp away on the downed Texan.
“No Frills” picks up Stevens and sends him crashing into the steel ring steps.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is getting his butt kicked out here tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s it grand?
Ray McAvay: It is a gauntlet match Hoffman.
Escondido tells Davis to get ready and she cocks her arm and begins to rotate it in the arm to build up the momentum that will finish off Scott Stevens once and for all.
Escondido rolls Stevens into the ring and Davis waits for the former multi time champion to get himself to his feet.
As Stevens gets back up, the “Texas Cowgirl” rushes her fellow Texan and swings for the fences but she strikes out as Stevens ducks under the lariat attempt.
As she turns around, Stevens desperately kicks her in the stomach and delivers a Fisherman Suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Texas-Plex! Stevens with the bridge.
Ray McAvay: Kick out Haley!
One.
Two.
Three.
Benny Newell: Fuck!
Stevens’ tank is extremely low as he’s breathing heavily and his body is covered in sweat, and he looks towards the ramp in agony as the air horn sounds once again.
Ray McAvay: Excuse me gentlemen.
Ray says as he takes off his headset and rolls into the ring with his chair he was sitting in.
Ray slams the chair onto the canvas to get Stevens attention, and as Scott turns around, Ray blasts him with a vicious chair shot.
The arena goes ballistic with cheers at the sight of Stevens eating a face full of chair and the person cheering most loudly is Dawn McGill.
Benny Newell: Cave that cousin fucker’s skull in!!!
Ray seeing an opening grabs Stevens by the neck…Neckbreaker! Ray again grabs him by the back of the neck…Running Bulldog!
Joe Hoffman: Tin Cup with the Shaken and Stirred.
McAvay quickly goes for a cover.
One.
Two.
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevens gets the shoulder up.
Tin Cup holds up three fingers towards the referee but Nigel says it was only a count of two.
Tin Cup looks over to his manager and taps his nose twice.
Dark and Stormy crawl onto the ring apron and begin to remove their tops. Nigel Lette sees the breasts begin to protrude under the bottom of the short cut tops and sprints over to the girls with his hands waving in the air for the girls to stop.
Benny Newell: IT’S TITTY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!
Dark reaches behind her and produces the infamous JR’s BBQ sauce and holds it high into the air and begins to pour it over her and Stormy’s chest.
While McAvay’s “friends” have the referee distracted, Bert tosses in the Big Bertha Driver.
Tin Cup catches the club and gives Bert a thumbs up for doing a good job.
Joe Hoffman: McAvay looking to Tee Off on Stevens here.
McAvay waits for Zion to get to his feet.
Tin Cup measures and he swings for a hole in one, but misses as Stevens is able to sidestep the swing and capitalizes on Ray’s misfortunes by sending him to the canvas after a Toxic Sting.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens has just turned this match into his favor.
Stevens cannot capitalize on the momentum shift as he is exhausted from running the MVW gauntlet.
Stevens begins to slowly crawl towards McAvay and he drapes an arm over him as Nigel drops to make the count.
One.
Two.
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: I DON’T BELIEVE IT! MCAVAY KICKED OUT!
Stevens yells out in frustration and holds up three but Nigel says it was two and 9/10ths.
Chris Escondido tries to make a move inside the ring when a loud gong heard over the PA system and the chanting of a familiar name.
JILL BERG! JILL BERG! JILL BERG!
Joe Hoffman: I think that chants being piped in.
Benny Newell: Who the fuck cares! Someone needs to stop her before Stevens gets the fucking win.
Jill Berg and the rest of Jill Berg Enterprises run down the ramp.
Jill Berg takes out Chris Escondido with a devastating spear. The Angels of Death (Angel Scott/Angel Casey) pull Dark and Stormy off of the ring apron and begin to brawl with the ladies. The “Lady Giant” Cassidy McConnell picks up Bert the Janitor and delivers a choke slam to the HOW employee.
Benny Newell: That was un-fucking-called for! How am I suppose to get my toilet unclogged now?!?!?!?
Jill Berg picks up the Big Bertha driver and tries to throw it to Stevens but the “Corporate Predator Extraordinaire” is taken out by a flying cross body from the MVW champion, “American Luchador-Insane Bad Breath” Lady Halitosis.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looks like he’s seen enough.
The MVW champion grabs the driver and turns toward the ring but Stevens yells for drop it or he breaks McAvay’s neck as he has Tin Cup up for the Spike Piledriver.
Lady Halitosis puts her hands up and shakes her head in agreement, but tosses the Big Bertha Driver into the ring and over the head of Stevens into the waiting hands of the “Six Foot Tall Demolition Machine in a Short Skirt” Dawn McGill.
As Stevens follows the club, he doesn’t notice that someone is behind him.
Joe Hoffman: Oh my!
Benny Newell: Get him Dawn!
Dawn blasts Stevens in the face with the club and the Texan collapses to the mat dropping Tin Cup in the process.
Dawn isn’t finished as she picks up Stevens and places him between her legs.
Joe Hoffman: Dawn looking for her patented McGill-Bomb.
Benny Newell: Fuck him up Dawn!
As the crowd chants McGill-Bomb, Dawn lifts Stevens up, and drives him into the canvas so hard the ring ropes shake.
Joe Hoffman: My God! The ring ropes shook from that McGill-Bomb.
Benny Newell: You don’t fuck with family Hoffman, and McGill is reminding Stevens of that.
McAvay begins to slowly crawl towards the unconscious Stevens and drapes and arm onto his rival.
Nigel Lette sees the cover and slides into position to count.
One.
Two.
Three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan McVay: And your winner by pinfall…..“Tin Cup“ RAY! MCAVAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benny Newell: YES!!!!!!!!!!
Dawn helps her husband to his feet and the two place a boot onto the chest of Scott Stevens while they hold their hands high in victory.
Jill Berg: That’s not in the script!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jill Berg begins screaming loudly and pulling at her hair.
Joe Hoffman: Jill Berg is going furious on the outside.
Benny Newell: Ray did say she was a screamer.
The members of Jill Berg Enterprises escort their CEO back towards the back as she keeps yelling and screaming McAvay didn’t follow the script while the last image that’s seen before cutting backstage is Ray McAvay and Dawn McGill kissing while standing victorious over a defeated Scott Stevens.