Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 21:42:12 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Welcome folks and remember when you’re not watching HOW be sure to check out Boardwalk Wrestling!
Benny Newell: No way Joe, no one wants to see those dull bastards in Jersey.
Joe Hoffman: Well I’ll tell you what’s definitely not dull and that’s in ring action! So let’s send it back to Bryan McVay who’s standing by in the ring!
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is…..SCOOOOOT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the ramp awaiting his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looks ready to go here tonight.
Benny Newell: OOOOOOOOOOH GOD HATES TEXAS!
Joe Hoffman: I don’t actually think those are the words to the famous country song.
Benny Newell: Does it look like I give a fuck about country music? Let alone, Texas?
Christopher America’s theme hits as he makes his way down the ramp.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent…hailing from pretty much anywhere in the United States of America…he is CHRISTOPHER AMERRRRRRICA!
Benny Newell: Could Bryan be so fucking obvious with that one?
Joe Hoffman: Well he was technically right from a standpoint.
DING DING
The bell rings and Scott Stevens wastes no time as he charges at America and immediately decks him hard with a superman punch. This stuns America as America stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle. Stevens follows that up with a flying axe handle which causes America to drop in the corner. Stevens measures him again before charging at him and smashing him in the face with a high knee running knee brace. Stevens grabs America and attempts to Irish Whip him into the other turnbuckle but America counters and instead of Irish Whipping Stevens, he rolls up Stevens in a small package taking the Texas superstar by surprise. Meanwhile, Nigel Lette quickly drops and makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Joe Hoffman: No! Stevens BARELY kicks out! Referee Nigel Lette counted way too fast there!
Benny Newell: Is it honestly that surprising to you, hoffhole? Nigel minus well be working with Maurako and no….I will never address him as the Cesar of HOW.
Stevens couldn’t believe how close he was to losing this match and unfortunately for America, he most likely won’t get that opportunity again. Enraged, Stevens grabs America and hits a vicious belly to back suplex. Stevens does this a few more times before he levels America with a more formable move…
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: That looked like that hurt..
Stevens drops down and covers America, but he pulls some antics out of his own and while Lette is making the count, Stevens places his legs on the second rope to ensure victory.
ONE
TWO
THREE
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner….SCOOOOOOOTT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!!
Stevens quickly rolls out of the ring before America or Lette can react to what just happened. Stevens points at both Lette and America in a gesture of “you’re not pulling that bullshit on me” stance.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens stole his own win here tonight! If Nigel Lette is going to be involved with underhanded tactics, Scott Stevens has every right to retaliate.
Benny Newell: As much as I fucking hate Stevens, that was brilliant work from the irrelevant Texan.
Joe Hoffman: This may have been a message from Stevens to Commissioner Maurako as they will be facing off at Simply Marvelous. A last laugh kind of victory for Stevens tonight! Let’s send it backstage!
Benny Newell: No way Joe, no one wants to see those dull bastards in Jersey.
Joe Hoffman: Well I’ll tell you what’s definitely not dull and that’s in ring action! So let’s send it back to Bryan McVay who’s standing by in the ring!
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is…..SCOOOOOT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the ramp awaiting his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looks ready to go here tonight.
Benny Newell: OOOOOOOOOOH GOD HATES TEXAS!
Joe Hoffman: I don’t actually think those are the words to the famous country song.
Benny Newell: Does it look like I give a fuck about country music? Let alone, Texas?
Christopher America’s theme hits as he makes his way down the ramp.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent…hailing from pretty much anywhere in the United States of America…he is CHRISTOPHER AMERRRRRRICA!
Benny Newell: Could Bryan be so fucking obvious with that one?
Joe Hoffman: Well he was technically right from a standpoint.
DING DING
The bell rings and Scott Stevens wastes no time as he charges at America and immediately decks him hard with a superman punch. This stuns America as America stumbles back into the corner turnbuckle. Stevens follows that up with a flying axe handle which causes America to drop in the corner. Stevens measures him again before charging at him and smashing him in the face with a high knee running knee brace. Stevens grabs America and attempts to Irish Whip him into the other turnbuckle but America counters and instead of Irish Whipping Stevens, he rolls up Stevens in a small package taking the Texas superstar by surprise. Meanwhile, Nigel Lette quickly drops and makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Joe Hoffman: No! Stevens BARELY kicks out! Referee Nigel Lette counted way too fast there!
Benny Newell: Is it honestly that surprising to you, hoffhole? Nigel minus well be working with Maurako and no….I will never address him as the Cesar of HOW.
Stevens couldn’t believe how close he was to losing this match and unfortunately for America, he most likely won’t get that opportunity again. Enraged, Stevens grabs America and hits a vicious belly to back suplex. Stevens does this a few more times before he levels America with a more formable move…
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: That looked like that hurt..
Stevens drops down and covers America, but he pulls some antics out of his own and while Lette is making the count, Stevens places his legs on the second rope to ensure victory.
ONE
TWO
THREE
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner….SCOOOOOOOTT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!!
Stevens quickly rolls out of the ring before America or Lette can react to what just happened. Stevens points at both Lette and America in a gesture of “you’re not pulling that bullshit on me” stance.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens stole his own win here tonight! If Nigel Lette is going to be involved with underhanded tactics, Scott Stevens has every right to retaliate.
Benny Newell: As much as I fucking hate Stevens, that was brilliant work from the irrelevant Texan.
Joe Hoffman: This may have been a message from Stevens to Commissioner Maurako as they will be facing off at Simply Marvelous. A last laugh kind of victory for Stevens tonight! Let’s send it backstage!