Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 22, 2018 7:17:26 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Alright folks, welcome back to ringside here in the NOS Energy Center in Manchester, New Hampshire!
Benny Newell: Another Scottywood arena, so another great place to be, Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: Indeed, it’s always a pleasure to bring some wrestling action to some fans who are starved of it, like New Hampshire appears to be. Not exactly like there’s many wrestling events in this town, is there?
Benny Newell: Not the sort of thing I pay attention to, Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: Figures. Anyway, folks, after the action packed evening we’ve had so far with the LSD Championship being on the line as well as your usual dose of Lee Best Invitational action, we find ourselves with just two matches left on this card - one of them being our Lee Best Group decider that’s up after this, as Michael DeNucci looks to do what most people thought was impossible by taking the group - to do so, he just needs to beat Max Kael.
Benny Newell: I don’t get why it’s a surprise, Hoffman. Look, it’s real fucking simple - DeNucci has links with God himself, right?
Joe Hoffman: Right...
Benny Newell: So why are we surprised that he’s doing well? Tonight he smashes a son of a bitch who didn’t realize exactly how much of a good thing he had when he had been adopted by Lee Best, and he goes towards ensuring that we have even more potential for the Best match at March To Glory.
Joe Hoffman: Quite possibly, Benny - or Max Kael keeps up his LBI dominance here tonight.
Benny Newell: Not fucking happening, Hoffman. DRINK!
Joe Hoffman: It might. Regardless, that match is not the one we’re about to see. No, folks, we’re about to see some tag team action for the second week in a row as what some are calling a tenuous alliance between Kael, Stevens, Best and Davidson takes on the Best Alliance.
Benny Newell: Two weeks...two defeats. No hope. Especially not against the ICON and World Champions.
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen - either way, the men who cannot seem to distance themselves from the other members of the alliance quick enough find themselves in tag action again this week, and Jace has to be looking to avenge his loss in tag action last week...
Benny Newell: Look, Hoffman - it’s not happening, okay? They can’t even agree that they should be working together - hell, you get Stevens saying I’m a lone wolf and Kael refusing to have anything to do with him whilst Mike rides around on a lion and Max can’t decide if he’s The Minister or just plain old Max Kael. If these guys are a stable, then they are so fucking spectacularly disorganized that they make The Foundation look like an effort in how to be a good team. They have no fucking chance against the machine that is the Best Alliance tonight. Especially not two men who know each other as well as Townsend and Sektor do.
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen, Benny...
Benny Newell: No, Hoffman, no, it doesn’t. Fucking raging douchebag is what you are. DRINK!
The camera pans up to McVay in the ring, clutching his microphone.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! Introducing first...
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the “The Scorpion” himself.
Bryan McVay: ...Hailing from Houston, Texas, and weighing in at two hundred fifty six pounds, he is “THE SCORPION” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crown, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Benny Newell: I hate this douchenozzle, Hoffman. Especially after the way he desecrated Besty. Would he like it if someone close to him died and then Lee grilled them up on an edition of Mayhem?
Joe Hoffman: Well, I’d hope that Lee wouldn’t do that, as I expect it’d be a human...
Benny Newell: Semantics. You know what I’m saying here.
Joe Hoffman: I do...and it’s a hard question to answer, Benny.
Benny Newell: No, it’s not. It was desecration, plain and simple. He pissed all over the memory of an icon that was beloved to HOW fans worldwide.
Marilyn Manson’s (S)Aint hits as Jace Parker Davidson appears atop the stage, a mixed reaction granted to him by the Manchester crowd.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, weighing in at two hundred thirty nine pounds and hailing from New York City, New York, he is JACE PARKERRRRRRRRRRRR DAVIDSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Jace continues to make his way down to ringside, getting up into the ring where him and Stevens immediately enter a discussion.
Joe Hoffman: Well, Jace has to be looking to pick up a victory here tonight - so far, 2013 has not been his year.
Benny Newell: And it’s been so fucking awesome, Hoffman. Now he can be as whiny and as emo as his haircut suggests he should be!
Joe Hoffman: Well, he’s lost a lot of close contests so far, and you have to admire the way he keeps getting back up and going at it full bore.
Benny Newell: No, Hoffman, no, I don’t. He’s a raging fucking douchebag and I hope his hair catches on fire. Fuck, I’d do it myself if I wasn’t so drunk...I got a lighter here, and I bet with the amount of dye in his stupid hair, it’d catch alight real fucking easy...
Benny’s diatribe was, no doubt, about to continue, but he is cut off by the infamous sound of “Undead”, by Hollywood Undead, shortly followed by the appearance of the two Best Alliance members on the stage.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents...hailing from Miami, Florida, and weighing in at two hundred thirty five pounds, he is the ICON Champion, JOHNNNNNNNNNN SEKTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! And his partner, fighting out of Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at two hundred fifty one pounds, he is the HOW World Champion....RHYSSSSSSSSS TOWNSENDDDDDDDD!!! Together, they are the BESTTTTTTTTT ALLLLLIAAAAAAAANCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The two BA members get into the ring, both seemingly well synchronized with the other as they go up to the odd-couple tag team and immediately start jawing off. Naturally, there’s a lot of taunting with Championship belts involved, but, eventually, HOW Senior Official Matt Boettcher manages to separate the two teams. Sektor immediately volunteers himself for the BA team, as the other two keep discussing who’s going to start.
Benny Newell: See, isn’t that a beautiful fucking sight, Hoffman? Two wrestlers...working together as a team!
Joe Hoffman: I know some people have had comment on how the Best Alliance isn’t perhaps the most unified of stables, but I think with what they’ve shown in the last few weeks, you’d have to disagree. Yes, most of them would probably stab each other in the back if they thought that was what Lee wanted, but so far?
Benny Newell: They’re a fucking team!
Joe Hoffman: Exactly. Townsend and Keller worked well together last week, picking up the victory, and you’d expect Townsend and Sektor to work just as well this week, especially considering that they have history teaming together, in Gro...
Benny Newell: Don’t you fucking dare, Hoffman! Don’t fucking say it!
Joe Hoffman: ...und Zero.
Benny Newell: I fucking hate you. DRINK!
Sektor, having already nominated himself to start the match for his team, quickly gets the jump on the opposition, shoving Davidson through the ropes! Stevens quickly turns as Boettcher calls for the bell, but doesn’t get a chance to do much other than get hurled overhead as Sektor quickly nails him with a belly to belly suplex! It doesn’t keep Stevens down, however, the Scorpion quickly springing back to his feet as the two meet in the center of the ring, exchanging blow after blow after blow! Stevens’ size eventually shows as he backs Sektor into the ropes, as he irish whips him, waiting for the rebound. Stevens doesn’t make the rookie mistake of lowering his head before time, but instead manages to do it just at the right moment as he nails Sektor with a ring shaking spinebuster!
Joe Hoffman: Equal here in the early going, Benny...
Benny Newell: Won’t stay that way for long, Hoffman. Teamwork will come through! DRINK!
Stevens looks to keep working over Sektor, nailing him with a few stomps but the calls from Jace to tag him in are loud and ever-present. Eventually, Stevens gives the tag, and JPD enters the ring. Right around this time is when Sektor finally makes it back to his feet, and the two enter an exchange of blows! No advantage is gained by either man until Sektor decides that now’s the time to go downstairs, connecting with ballsack! Jace slumps, but doesn’t quite make it all the way down to the canvas as Sektor grabs him by his hair, dragging him back to his feet. It’s enough to make Jace start swinging again, but before he connects, Sektor grabs an arm and hurls him into the friendly turnbuckle! Townsend quickly reaches in and connects with a few blows, drawing the ire of Boettcher, but Sektor quickly follows up with the tag. The two Best Alliance members drag Jace out of the corner and whip him off the ropes, quickly nailing Jace with an STO/Leg Sweep combination! Townsend drops into the quick cover as Sektor scurries out of the ring...
One...
Two...
NO!
Jace kicks out before the three!
Benny Newell: If we had a decent fucking referee in this match...
Joe Hoffman: I would think that Matt Boettcher is a decent referee, Benny - he’s our Senior Official for a reason, after all.
Benny Newell: Yeah? Well, explain that bullshit slow count right there then!
Joe Hoffman: The count seemed fine to me, Benny.
Benny Newell: Bullshit!
Joe Hoffman: I think your bias is showing through a little too much here...
Benny Newell: Yeah? Fuck you! My bias is greatness!
Townsend drags Jace up by his hair and takes a moment to slap him in the face, the slap doing nothing but waking Davidson up, sending him into a fury of lefts and rights, backing the World Champion into a neutral turnbuckle! Jace looks to whip him out, across the ring, but Townsend puts the breaks on, refusing to be hurled, instead hurling Jace into the turnbuckles! He follows up with a clothesline, before he grabs a waist lock of his own and hurls Jace overhead with a belly to belly! Jace does not stay down, quickly charging at Townsend and nailing him with a spear! He doesn’t let the World Champion get his breath back, dragging him over to his corner where he tags in Stevens! The two start stomping away on Townsend, exploiting Boettcher’s count to the maximum until Davidson leaves on the four.
Benny Newell: Cheat! Cheating! Disqualify them!
Joe Hoffman: Benny, as you’re so fond of reminding us, you have until five.
Benny Newell: You have until five unless you’re working over a Best Alliance member. If you’re working over a BA member, you have no count, you just get disqualified!
Joe Hoffman: One set of rules for the BA, one set for everyone else?
Benny Newell: EXACTLY!
Hoffman sighs as Stevens reaches down and drags the World Champion to his feet, looking to continue his offence as he calls for the Toxic Sting...but Sektor intervenes, flying through the ropes and immediately launching into punching Stevens! Jace isn’t far behind, and he quickly gets the jump on Sektor, his back having been turned but before Jace gets too much of an advantage, Sektor turns around and starts firing back! A heated exchange starts to build between the two of them, both men throwing punches with serious amounts of venom in!
Joe Hoffman: It’s broken down right here, folks! And the exchange between Davidson and Sektor is certainly a heated one...
Benny Newell: Which is exactly what you expect it to be! The stupid haired cunt took Sektor out, so Sektor will want some measure of revenge!
Joe Hoffman: Certainly true that, Benny.
The exchange between Sektor and Davidson spills outside of the ring, as Stevens looks to resume where he left off against Townsend...but is met with a vicious jab to the eyeball! He staggers back, which is all the time Townsend needs for a lariat. While on the outside, JPD and Sektor continue their vicious exchange! It eventually culminates as, unbeknownst to the referee, Sektor manages to get hold of the hammer that the timekeeper uses, and meanwhile, in the ring, Townsend argues with the referee about a count over a chokehold, Sektor smashes Davidson repeatedly across the head with it!
Jace slumps down outside the ring, as Sektor hops back up on the apron, and as Stevens has once again turned the table, Sektor manages to slap his partner’s back and make the tag! Sektor bides his time as Stevens nails Townsend with a Toxic Sting...but doesn’t get a chance to drop into a cover, instead getting turned around by Sektor and nailed with a C-Sektion! Sektor quickly drops into a cover...
One...
Two...
Three!!
Bryan McVay: And your winners, in a time of 12 minutes, 43 seconds, they are the team of John Sektor and Rhys Townsend....THE BEST ALLIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Great win! Both these men are undefeated in 2013...did you know that, Hoffman?
Joe Hoffman: Indeed I did, Benny. Once again, the Best Alliance pushes aside the challenge from this alliance which is supposedly not an alliance...it sorta depends who you believe, folks.
Benny Newell: Damn right they do. Greatest stable in professional wrestling.
Joe Hoffman: With the way they’ve been working together lately, it’s getting harder and harder to disagree with that assessment. Anyway, folks, we’ve got to move on if we want to pack as much grapple action as we can into the two hours we have for this Mayhem broadcast. We’ve got some commercial messages up next, but after that, we decide the fate of the Lee Best group! Don’t go anywhere!
Benny Newell: Another Scottywood arena, so another great place to be, Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: Indeed, it’s always a pleasure to bring some wrestling action to some fans who are starved of it, like New Hampshire appears to be. Not exactly like there’s many wrestling events in this town, is there?
Benny Newell: Not the sort of thing I pay attention to, Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: Figures. Anyway, folks, after the action packed evening we’ve had so far with the LSD Championship being on the line as well as your usual dose of Lee Best Invitational action, we find ourselves with just two matches left on this card - one of them being our Lee Best Group decider that’s up after this, as Michael DeNucci looks to do what most people thought was impossible by taking the group - to do so, he just needs to beat Max Kael.
Benny Newell: I don’t get why it’s a surprise, Hoffman. Look, it’s real fucking simple - DeNucci has links with God himself, right?
Joe Hoffman: Right...
Benny Newell: So why are we surprised that he’s doing well? Tonight he smashes a son of a bitch who didn’t realize exactly how much of a good thing he had when he had been adopted by Lee Best, and he goes towards ensuring that we have even more potential for the Best match at March To Glory.
Joe Hoffman: Quite possibly, Benny - or Max Kael keeps up his LBI dominance here tonight.
Benny Newell: Not fucking happening, Hoffman. DRINK!
Joe Hoffman: It might. Regardless, that match is not the one we’re about to see. No, folks, we’re about to see some tag team action for the second week in a row as what some are calling a tenuous alliance between Kael, Stevens, Best and Davidson takes on the Best Alliance.
Benny Newell: Two weeks...two defeats. No hope. Especially not against the ICON and World Champions.
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen - either way, the men who cannot seem to distance themselves from the other members of the alliance quick enough find themselves in tag action again this week, and Jace has to be looking to avenge his loss in tag action last week...
Benny Newell: Look, Hoffman - it’s not happening, okay? They can’t even agree that they should be working together - hell, you get Stevens saying I’m a lone wolf and Kael refusing to have anything to do with him whilst Mike rides around on a lion and Max can’t decide if he’s The Minister or just plain old Max Kael. If these guys are a stable, then they are so fucking spectacularly disorganized that they make The Foundation look like an effort in how to be a good team. They have no fucking chance against the machine that is the Best Alliance tonight. Especially not two men who know each other as well as Townsend and Sektor do.
Joe Hoffman: That remains to be seen, Benny...
Benny Newell: No, Hoffman, no, it doesn’t. Fucking raging douchebag is what you are. DRINK!
The camera pans up to McVay in the ring, clutching his microphone.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! Introducing first...
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the “The Scorpion” himself.
Bryan McVay: ...Hailing from Houston, Texas, and weighing in at two hundred fifty six pounds, he is “THE SCORPION” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crown, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Benny Newell: I hate this douchenozzle, Hoffman. Especially after the way he desecrated Besty. Would he like it if someone close to him died and then Lee grilled them up on an edition of Mayhem?
Joe Hoffman: Well, I’d hope that Lee wouldn’t do that, as I expect it’d be a human...
Benny Newell: Semantics. You know what I’m saying here.
Joe Hoffman: I do...and it’s a hard question to answer, Benny.
Benny Newell: No, it’s not. It was desecration, plain and simple. He pissed all over the memory of an icon that was beloved to HOW fans worldwide.
Marilyn Manson’s (S)Aint hits as Jace Parker Davidson appears atop the stage, a mixed reaction granted to him by the Manchester crowd.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, weighing in at two hundred thirty nine pounds and hailing from New York City, New York, he is JACE PARKERRRRRRRRRRRR DAVIDSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Jace continues to make his way down to ringside, getting up into the ring where him and Stevens immediately enter a discussion.
Joe Hoffman: Well, Jace has to be looking to pick up a victory here tonight - so far, 2013 has not been his year.
Benny Newell: And it’s been so fucking awesome, Hoffman. Now he can be as whiny and as emo as his haircut suggests he should be!
Joe Hoffman: Well, he’s lost a lot of close contests so far, and you have to admire the way he keeps getting back up and going at it full bore.
Benny Newell: No, Hoffman, no, I don’t. He’s a raging fucking douchebag and I hope his hair catches on fire. Fuck, I’d do it myself if I wasn’t so drunk...I got a lighter here, and I bet with the amount of dye in his stupid hair, it’d catch alight real fucking easy...
Benny’s diatribe was, no doubt, about to continue, but he is cut off by the infamous sound of “Undead”, by Hollywood Undead, shortly followed by the appearance of the two Best Alliance members on the stage.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents...hailing from Miami, Florida, and weighing in at two hundred thirty five pounds, he is the ICON Champion, JOHNNNNNNNNNN SEKTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! And his partner, fighting out of Chicago, Illinois and weighing in at two hundred fifty one pounds, he is the HOW World Champion....RHYSSSSSSSSS TOWNSENDDDDDDDD!!! Together, they are the BESTTTTTTTTT ALLLLLIAAAAAAAANCEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
The two BA members get into the ring, both seemingly well synchronized with the other as they go up to the odd-couple tag team and immediately start jawing off. Naturally, there’s a lot of taunting with Championship belts involved, but, eventually, HOW Senior Official Matt Boettcher manages to separate the two teams. Sektor immediately volunteers himself for the BA team, as the other two keep discussing who’s going to start.
Benny Newell: See, isn’t that a beautiful fucking sight, Hoffman? Two wrestlers...working together as a team!
Joe Hoffman: I know some people have had comment on how the Best Alliance isn’t perhaps the most unified of stables, but I think with what they’ve shown in the last few weeks, you’d have to disagree. Yes, most of them would probably stab each other in the back if they thought that was what Lee wanted, but so far?
Benny Newell: They’re a fucking team!
Joe Hoffman: Exactly. Townsend and Keller worked well together last week, picking up the victory, and you’d expect Townsend and Sektor to work just as well this week, especially considering that they have history teaming together, in Gro...
Benny Newell: Don’t you fucking dare, Hoffman! Don’t fucking say it!
Joe Hoffman: ...und Zero.
Benny Newell: I fucking hate you. DRINK!
Sektor, having already nominated himself to start the match for his team, quickly gets the jump on the opposition, shoving Davidson through the ropes! Stevens quickly turns as Boettcher calls for the bell, but doesn’t get a chance to do much other than get hurled overhead as Sektor quickly nails him with a belly to belly suplex! It doesn’t keep Stevens down, however, the Scorpion quickly springing back to his feet as the two meet in the center of the ring, exchanging blow after blow after blow! Stevens’ size eventually shows as he backs Sektor into the ropes, as he irish whips him, waiting for the rebound. Stevens doesn’t make the rookie mistake of lowering his head before time, but instead manages to do it just at the right moment as he nails Sektor with a ring shaking spinebuster!
Joe Hoffman: Equal here in the early going, Benny...
Benny Newell: Won’t stay that way for long, Hoffman. Teamwork will come through! DRINK!
Stevens looks to keep working over Sektor, nailing him with a few stomps but the calls from Jace to tag him in are loud and ever-present. Eventually, Stevens gives the tag, and JPD enters the ring. Right around this time is when Sektor finally makes it back to his feet, and the two enter an exchange of blows! No advantage is gained by either man until Sektor decides that now’s the time to go downstairs, connecting with ballsack! Jace slumps, but doesn’t quite make it all the way down to the canvas as Sektor grabs him by his hair, dragging him back to his feet. It’s enough to make Jace start swinging again, but before he connects, Sektor grabs an arm and hurls him into the friendly turnbuckle! Townsend quickly reaches in and connects with a few blows, drawing the ire of Boettcher, but Sektor quickly follows up with the tag. The two Best Alliance members drag Jace out of the corner and whip him off the ropes, quickly nailing Jace with an STO/Leg Sweep combination! Townsend drops into the quick cover as Sektor scurries out of the ring...
One...
Two...
NO!
Jace kicks out before the three!
Benny Newell: If we had a decent fucking referee in this match...
Joe Hoffman: I would think that Matt Boettcher is a decent referee, Benny - he’s our Senior Official for a reason, after all.
Benny Newell: Yeah? Well, explain that bullshit slow count right there then!
Joe Hoffman: The count seemed fine to me, Benny.
Benny Newell: Bullshit!
Joe Hoffman: I think your bias is showing through a little too much here...
Benny Newell: Yeah? Fuck you! My bias is greatness!
Townsend drags Jace up by his hair and takes a moment to slap him in the face, the slap doing nothing but waking Davidson up, sending him into a fury of lefts and rights, backing the World Champion into a neutral turnbuckle! Jace looks to whip him out, across the ring, but Townsend puts the breaks on, refusing to be hurled, instead hurling Jace into the turnbuckles! He follows up with a clothesline, before he grabs a waist lock of his own and hurls Jace overhead with a belly to belly! Jace does not stay down, quickly charging at Townsend and nailing him with a spear! He doesn’t let the World Champion get his breath back, dragging him over to his corner where he tags in Stevens! The two start stomping away on Townsend, exploiting Boettcher’s count to the maximum until Davidson leaves on the four.
Benny Newell: Cheat! Cheating! Disqualify them!
Joe Hoffman: Benny, as you’re so fond of reminding us, you have until five.
Benny Newell: You have until five unless you’re working over a Best Alliance member. If you’re working over a BA member, you have no count, you just get disqualified!
Joe Hoffman: One set of rules for the BA, one set for everyone else?
Benny Newell: EXACTLY!
Hoffman sighs as Stevens reaches down and drags the World Champion to his feet, looking to continue his offence as he calls for the Toxic Sting...but Sektor intervenes, flying through the ropes and immediately launching into punching Stevens! Jace isn’t far behind, and he quickly gets the jump on Sektor, his back having been turned but before Jace gets too much of an advantage, Sektor turns around and starts firing back! A heated exchange starts to build between the two of them, both men throwing punches with serious amounts of venom in!
Joe Hoffman: It’s broken down right here, folks! And the exchange between Davidson and Sektor is certainly a heated one...
Benny Newell: Which is exactly what you expect it to be! The stupid haired cunt took Sektor out, so Sektor will want some measure of revenge!
Joe Hoffman: Certainly true that, Benny.
The exchange between Sektor and Davidson spills outside of the ring, as Stevens looks to resume where he left off against Townsend...but is met with a vicious jab to the eyeball! He staggers back, which is all the time Townsend needs for a lariat. While on the outside, JPD and Sektor continue their vicious exchange! It eventually culminates as, unbeknownst to the referee, Sektor manages to get hold of the hammer that the timekeeper uses, and meanwhile, in the ring, Townsend argues with the referee about a count over a chokehold, Sektor smashes Davidson repeatedly across the head with it!
Jace slumps down outside the ring, as Sektor hops back up on the apron, and as Stevens has once again turned the table, Sektor manages to slap his partner’s back and make the tag! Sektor bides his time as Stevens nails Townsend with a Toxic Sting...but doesn’t get a chance to drop into a cover, instead getting turned around by Sektor and nailed with a C-Sektion! Sektor quickly drops into a cover...
One...
Two...
Three!!
Bryan McVay: And your winners, in a time of 12 minutes, 43 seconds, they are the team of John Sektor and Rhys Townsend....THE BEST ALLIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Great win! Both these men are undefeated in 2013...did you know that, Hoffman?
Joe Hoffman: Indeed I did, Benny. Once again, the Best Alliance pushes aside the challenge from this alliance which is supposedly not an alliance...it sorta depends who you believe, folks.
Benny Newell: Damn right they do. Greatest stable in professional wrestling.
Joe Hoffman: With the way they’ve been working together lately, it’s getting harder and harder to disagree with that assessment. Anyway, folks, we’ve got to move on if we want to pack as much grapple action as we can into the two hours we have for this Mayhem broadcast. We’ve got some commercial messages up next, but after that, we decide the fate of the Lee Best group! Don’t go anywhere!