Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 22, 2018 7:14:34 GMT
The action cuts to ringside.
Joe Hoffman: What the heck is wrong with America?
Benny Newell: Just fucking concentrate on this match. One of us is going to have to. Between shitsucker A and cockgobbler B, I can't decide which one to shit on more!
Joe Hoffman: Ward has been out of action for a little bit and Stevens is coming off a heartbreaking loss to Christopher America. Both men will be looking to secure a win to help either regain or build momentum as we head towards March 2 Glory.
Benny Newell: I hope they build as much momentum as they can straight to the bottom just like that fucker who got swallowed by a sinkhole.
Joe Hoffman: Both men are already in the ring as Matt Boettcher seems ready.
Boettcher calls for the bell as Stevens cautiously approaches Ward. On the tie up, Stevens goes behind Ward and lifts him up. He presses Ward to the mat belly-first. Stevens floats into a front facelock. Ward struggles to get up with Stevens still holding on.
Ward punches away at Stevens' midsection. With Stevens off of him, Ward stands up and begins kicking away at Stevens' leg. Stevens tries to move away, but Ward simply switches sides. Backed into a corner, Ward hits a knee to the gut. He pulls Stevens out of the turnbuckle and leaps to the top rope. Stevens turns as Ward leaps and connects with a flying head scissors. Ward scrambles and covers.
1
TW---KICKOUT!
Joe Hoffman: One and a half and Ward seems like he hasn't lost a step!
Benny Newell: You know who lost a step? Me! And I lost 11 others! DRINK!
Stevens gets the shoulder up and rolls out of the ring. Ward stays in the ring as Stevens talks to himself, hoping to get himself re-focused. After a few moments and a three count from Boettcher, Stevens rolls back into the ring. Ward charges and Stevens spins, hitting a hard discus clothesline. Ward goes down hard as Stevens shakes his arm out. With Ward down, Stevens grabs Ward's arms. He places his foot on the back of Ward's head and stomps down hard.
Ward lies motionless and Stevens now covers.
1
2
KICKOUT!
Ward kicks out at 2 and Stevens immediately gets up. He begins stomping on every extremity of Ward's. Ward tries to move away but Stevens grabs him. He hits three consecutive knees to Ward's gut followed by five consecutive knees to Ward's face. Ward's face is red and Stevens again covers.
1
2
3-NO!
Ward gets the shoulder up. Stevens turns to Boettcher and tells him to count appropriately. Ward meanwhile is crawling towards the turnbuckle. He grabs a hold and pulls himself up.
Stevens turns and sees Ward. Without hesitation he runs and launches himself shoulder first into Ward's midsection.
Joe Hoffman: SPEAR!
OH MY GOD! NO!
Ward moves at the last second and Stevens drives his shoulder right into the steel ring post. Ward catches his breath for a moment and then pulls Stevens out from the turnbuckle. Stevens falls into a seated position as Ward winds up and kicks Stevens in his injured arm.
With him seated, Ward runs to the ropes. He bounces off but Stevens cuts him off with a high knee. Ward crashes as does Stevens. Stevens covers.
1
2
THRE--NO!
Ward gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time.
Stevens picks up Ward and hits a kick to the gut.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STIN----NO!
Ward shoves Stevens away. As Stevens turns around though…..
Joe Hoffman: SECOND GENERATION FLYING KNEE!
Ward connects and then slumps down. Both men are out.
Boettcher gets to 7 before both begin to stir. They trade blows amongst each other before Stevens gets the upper hand. He maneuvers Ward towards the turnbuckle before hitting another kick to the gut. Again, Stevens goes for the Toxic Sting but Ward shoves him off. Ward leaps onto the corner ropes, rotates and…..
Joe Hoffman: THIRD GENERATION AWARD WINNING KNEE!
Stevens falls and Ward falls on top of him.
Boettcher covers.
1
2
3!!!!
DING DING DING
Brian McVay: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. EVAN WAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Incredible matchup! Ward manages to pull out a much needed victory and Stevens put up an amazing onslaught of moves and----- Benny…. where the hell of you been? I've been calling most of this by myself.
Benny Newell: Getting my dick sucked backstage. Where else?
Joe Hoffman: Folks, we'll be back.
Joe Hoffman: What the heck is wrong with America?
Benny Newell: Just fucking concentrate on this match. One of us is going to have to. Between shitsucker A and cockgobbler B, I can't decide which one to shit on more!
Joe Hoffman: Ward has been out of action for a little bit and Stevens is coming off a heartbreaking loss to Christopher America. Both men will be looking to secure a win to help either regain or build momentum as we head towards March 2 Glory.
Benny Newell: I hope they build as much momentum as they can straight to the bottom just like that fucker who got swallowed by a sinkhole.
Joe Hoffman: Both men are already in the ring as Matt Boettcher seems ready.
Boettcher calls for the bell as Stevens cautiously approaches Ward. On the tie up, Stevens goes behind Ward and lifts him up. He presses Ward to the mat belly-first. Stevens floats into a front facelock. Ward struggles to get up with Stevens still holding on.
Ward punches away at Stevens' midsection. With Stevens off of him, Ward stands up and begins kicking away at Stevens' leg. Stevens tries to move away, but Ward simply switches sides. Backed into a corner, Ward hits a knee to the gut. He pulls Stevens out of the turnbuckle and leaps to the top rope. Stevens turns as Ward leaps and connects with a flying head scissors. Ward scrambles and covers.
1
TW---KICKOUT!
Joe Hoffman: One and a half and Ward seems like he hasn't lost a step!
Benny Newell: You know who lost a step? Me! And I lost 11 others! DRINK!
Stevens gets the shoulder up and rolls out of the ring. Ward stays in the ring as Stevens talks to himself, hoping to get himself re-focused. After a few moments and a three count from Boettcher, Stevens rolls back into the ring. Ward charges and Stevens spins, hitting a hard discus clothesline. Ward goes down hard as Stevens shakes his arm out. With Ward down, Stevens grabs Ward's arms. He places his foot on the back of Ward's head and stomps down hard.
Ward lies motionless and Stevens now covers.
1
2
KICKOUT!
Ward kicks out at 2 and Stevens immediately gets up. He begins stomping on every extremity of Ward's. Ward tries to move away but Stevens grabs him. He hits three consecutive knees to Ward's gut followed by five consecutive knees to Ward's face. Ward's face is red and Stevens again covers.
1
2
3-NO!
Ward gets the shoulder up. Stevens turns to Boettcher and tells him to count appropriately. Ward meanwhile is crawling towards the turnbuckle. He grabs a hold and pulls himself up.
Stevens turns and sees Ward. Without hesitation he runs and launches himself shoulder first into Ward's midsection.
Joe Hoffman: SPEAR!
OH MY GOD! NO!
Ward moves at the last second and Stevens drives his shoulder right into the steel ring post. Ward catches his breath for a moment and then pulls Stevens out from the turnbuckle. Stevens falls into a seated position as Ward winds up and kicks Stevens in his injured arm.
With him seated, Ward runs to the ropes. He bounces off but Stevens cuts him off with a high knee. Ward crashes as does Stevens. Stevens covers.
1
2
THRE--NO!
Ward gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time.
Stevens picks up Ward and hits a kick to the gut.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STIN----NO!
Ward shoves Stevens away. As Stevens turns around though…..
Joe Hoffman: SECOND GENERATION FLYING KNEE!
Ward connects and then slumps down. Both men are out.
Boettcher gets to 7 before both begin to stir. They trade blows amongst each other before Stevens gets the upper hand. He maneuvers Ward towards the turnbuckle before hitting another kick to the gut. Again, Stevens goes for the Toxic Sting but Ward shoves him off. Ward leaps onto the corner ropes, rotates and…..
Joe Hoffman: THIRD GENERATION AWARD WINNING KNEE!
Stevens falls and Ward falls on top of him.
Boettcher covers.
1
2
3!!!!
DING DING DING
Brian McVay: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….. EVAN WAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Incredible matchup! Ward manages to pull out a much needed victory and Stevens put up an amazing onslaught of moves and----- Benny…. where the hell of you been? I've been calling most of this by myself.
Benny Newell: Getting my dick sucked backstage. Where else?
Joe Hoffman: Folks, we'll be back.