Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 22, 2018 7:05:58 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Well it may have been a lackluster night so far on Mayhem... a couple of weak matches... but this one will not disappoint. This match for the ICON title match will rectify the entire show as John Sektor, the World and ICON champion defends his ICON title against the hot Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: Only you would think that Stevens is hot you fucking fag. This match is going to be a blow out... a stroll in the park for our World champion John Sektor and his magnificent moustache.
Joe Hoffman: Well Stevens has been a hell of a roll, between his win at March to Glory against Evan Ward and then beating Rhys Townsend on Mayhem... he has positioned himself for this now well deserved title shot.
Benny Newell: But before that he could barely win a match. The fuck puts together two lucky wins and he gets a title shot? I dodged STDs and pregnancies how many times? No one gave me a fucking title shot!
Joe Hoffman: Go talk to Scottywood... maybe he’ll let you fight for the Tag Team titles with Frankie next week.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts a mix of cheers and boos as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena,
"As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HOW ICON title! First making his way to the ring from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256 pounds... “The Scorpion” Scott Stevens!!!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens, looking for his second ICON title reign here in his HOW career... his first ironically was ended by the very man who is champion now.
Benny Newell: It’s not ironic... it’s called John Sektor is better... the BEST!
“Dirty Deeds” by AC/DC hits as again this mixed Chicago crowd is mixed with boos and cheers as John Sektor and his moustache step out onto the stage.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent from Miami, Florida and weighing in at 235 pounds... the reigning HOW ICON and World champion.... John Sektor!!!
Benny Newell: The new face of HOW Joe! A face that can handle a moustache... unlike Mike Best!
Joe Hoffman: No one can discredit John Sektor... he has been unstoppable since he has returned to HOW for the LBI... running through the tournament and beating the HOW champion Mike Best at March to Glory.
Lette pats down Stevens in the ring as he turns to go over to Sektor... but calls for the bell to start the match as Sektor lunges at Stevens and nails him with an unsuspecting clothesline.
Joe Hoffman: What the hell? Lette didn’t even pat Sektor down! Stevens had no idea that was coming!
Benny Newell: There in the ring for a match... how the fuck could he no have an idea that was coming? Moron!
Sektor stomps away at Stevens on the ground as he then grabs the left leg and slams it off the mat. He then stomps away at the left knee a few times before he grabs it and puts Stevens into a half Boston crab, wrenching the knee is a sick angle. Stevens tries to scramble towards the ropes... and manages to quickly get to the ropes to break the hold.... but Sektor utilizes the whole five count.
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Joe Hoffman: Count Lette!
4...............
Sektor breaks the hold as Stevens rolls out of the ring, trying to put some space between him and Sektor as he tries to get the feeling back into his leg. Sektor though doesn’t follow as he yells at Lette to start a ten count on Stevens.
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Joe Hoffman: Now he’s firing numbers off rapid fire! Who taught this man to count?
Benny Newell: What? Just because he is black he can’t count? Wow, you racist ass!
Joe Hoffman: I never said that!
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7....
8.....
Stevens realizes what is going on and rolls back into the ring but right into the boots of Sektor who stomps him away to another near five count before he backs away. Stevens pulls himself back up on the ropes... barely able to put pressure on his leg as Sektor charges at Stevens and clotheslines... the turnbuckle as Stevens rolls out of the corner. Stevens then starts throwing rights as Lette doesn’t even give Stevens a five count before he pulls him off Sektor.
Joe Hoffman: That’s not fair either!
Benny Newell: He is just enforcing the rules Joe! How much fairer can you get?
Stevens shrugs Lette off him and nails Sektor with an elbow to the head and connects with a DDT in the middle of the ring and goes for the quick cover.
1..........
Benny Newell: Kickout by Sektor!
Joe Hoffman: Long one count...
Stevens pulls Sektor up and connects with a gutwrench powerbomb before he starts stomping away at Sektor now for himself. Then we see Stevens climb the turnbuckles... his left knee almost giving out before he leaps off and connects with an elbow drop. The crowd roars a bit as Stevens grabs Sektor’s legs and goes for the sharpshooter.
Joe Hoffman: Arachnophobia!!!
Sektor fights the submission move as he tries to twist his body... but Stevens rolls Sektor over and into the submission hold. But Sektor rolls his move over the other way and he grabs Stevens head for a small package pin.
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2.....
3.....
Benny Newell: Over!
Joe Hoffman: No! Stevens kicked out!
Sektor goes ballistic, screaming at Lette who tries to explain that Stevens shoulder just got up before the quick count. Stevens pops up and Sektor turns around and gets caught with a diamond cutter from Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Benny Newell: That was a timeout! He was challenging the call! The red flag was out!
Joe Hoffman: This isn’t the NFL Benny! Stevens goes for the cover!
Benny Newell: Big space Lette! Big space between those counts!
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2...................
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Joe Hoffman: Now it’s over!
Benny Newell: Sektor kicked out!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens lands on Lette!
Seems as Sektor kicks out, he launched Stevens onto Lette, knocking him out. Sektor sees Lette down and reaches into his tights and pulls out a pair of moustache shaped brass knuckles. Stevens is checking on Lette as he helps Lette back up to his feet as Sektor nails Stevens with the brass knuckles.
DING DING DING
Benny Newell: Hahaha, Sektor got DQed! He keeps the title.
Joe Hoffman: This is bull!
Lette rolls out of the ring and give McVay the outcome as he grabs the ICON title from the timekeeper.
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match and the NEW HOW ICON CHAMPION.... SCOTT STEVENS!!!
Benny Newell: What the fuck!!!
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Joe Hoffman: I think Lette is trying to explain that Stevens got the pinfall before. The match was over right there before Stevens landed on him.
Benny Newell: This is a fucking outrage!
Sektor has Lette by the shirt collar and pinned in the corner of the ring, screaming at him, Lette holds his ground with his decision.
Joe Hoffman: Sektor thought he could lean on Nigel Lette a little too much in this match... and it backfired. Stevens is your new ICON champion.
Benny hucks his bottle... empty bottle of Jack into the crowd as Stevens climbs back to his feel and pulls Sektor off Lette and connects another Toxic Sting on him in the middle of the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Stevens then picks up his newly won ICON title and raises it up over his head as his music hits and we cut away from ringside.
Benny Newell: Only you would think that Stevens is hot you fucking fag. This match is going to be a blow out... a stroll in the park for our World champion John Sektor and his magnificent moustache.
Joe Hoffman: Well Stevens has been a hell of a roll, between his win at March to Glory against Evan Ward and then beating Rhys Townsend on Mayhem... he has positioned himself for this now well deserved title shot.
Benny Newell: But before that he could barely win a match. The fuck puts together two lucky wins and he gets a title shot? I dodged STDs and pregnancies how many times? No one gave me a fucking title shot!
Joe Hoffman: Go talk to Scottywood... maybe he’ll let you fight for the Tag Team titles with Frankie next week.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts a mix of cheers and boos as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena,
"As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HOW ICON title! First making his way to the ring from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256 pounds... “The Scorpion” Scott Stevens!!!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens, looking for his second ICON title reign here in his HOW career... his first ironically was ended by the very man who is champion now.
Benny Newell: It’s not ironic... it’s called John Sektor is better... the BEST!
“Dirty Deeds” by AC/DC hits as again this mixed Chicago crowd is mixed with boos and cheers as John Sektor and his moustache step out onto the stage.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent from Miami, Florida and weighing in at 235 pounds... the reigning HOW ICON and World champion.... John Sektor!!!
Benny Newell: The new face of HOW Joe! A face that can handle a moustache... unlike Mike Best!
Joe Hoffman: No one can discredit John Sektor... he has been unstoppable since he has returned to HOW for the LBI... running through the tournament and beating the HOW champion Mike Best at March to Glory.
Lette pats down Stevens in the ring as he turns to go over to Sektor... but calls for the bell to start the match as Sektor lunges at Stevens and nails him with an unsuspecting clothesline.
Joe Hoffman: What the hell? Lette didn’t even pat Sektor down! Stevens had no idea that was coming!
Benny Newell: There in the ring for a match... how the fuck could he no have an idea that was coming? Moron!
Sektor stomps away at Stevens on the ground as he then grabs the left leg and slams it off the mat. He then stomps away at the left knee a few times before he grabs it and puts Stevens into a half Boston crab, wrenching the knee is a sick angle. Stevens tries to scramble towards the ropes... and manages to quickly get to the ropes to break the hold.... but Sektor utilizes the whole five count.
1......
2............
3....................
Joe Hoffman: Count Lette!
4...............
Sektor breaks the hold as Stevens rolls out of the ring, trying to put some space between him and Sektor as he tries to get the feeling back into his leg. Sektor though doesn’t follow as he yells at Lette to start a ten count on Stevens.
1....
2....
3....
4....
5....
Joe Hoffman: Now he’s firing numbers off rapid fire! Who taught this man to count?
Benny Newell: What? Just because he is black he can’t count? Wow, you racist ass!
Joe Hoffman: I never said that!
6....
7....
8.....
Stevens realizes what is going on and rolls back into the ring but right into the boots of Sektor who stomps him away to another near five count before he backs away. Stevens pulls himself back up on the ropes... barely able to put pressure on his leg as Sektor charges at Stevens and clotheslines... the turnbuckle as Stevens rolls out of the corner. Stevens then starts throwing rights as Lette doesn’t even give Stevens a five count before he pulls him off Sektor.
Joe Hoffman: That’s not fair either!
Benny Newell: He is just enforcing the rules Joe! How much fairer can you get?
Stevens shrugs Lette off him and nails Sektor with an elbow to the head and connects with a DDT in the middle of the ring and goes for the quick cover.
1..........
Benny Newell: Kickout by Sektor!
Joe Hoffman: Long one count...
Stevens pulls Sektor up and connects with a gutwrench powerbomb before he starts stomping away at Sektor now for himself. Then we see Stevens climb the turnbuckles... his left knee almost giving out before he leaps off and connects with an elbow drop. The crowd roars a bit as Stevens grabs Sektor’s legs and goes for the sharpshooter.
Joe Hoffman: Arachnophobia!!!
Sektor fights the submission move as he tries to twist his body... but Stevens rolls Sektor over and into the submission hold. But Sektor rolls his move over the other way and he grabs Stevens head for a small package pin.
1....
2.....
3.....
Benny Newell: Over!
Joe Hoffman: No! Stevens kicked out!
Sektor goes ballistic, screaming at Lette who tries to explain that Stevens shoulder just got up before the quick count. Stevens pops up and Sektor turns around and gets caught with a diamond cutter from Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Benny Newell: That was a timeout! He was challenging the call! The red flag was out!
Joe Hoffman: This isn’t the NFL Benny! Stevens goes for the cover!
Benny Newell: Big space Lette! Big space between those counts!
1.........
2...................
3.................................
Joe Hoffman: Now it’s over!
Benny Newell: Sektor kicked out!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens lands on Lette!
Seems as Sektor kicks out, he launched Stevens onto Lette, knocking him out. Sektor sees Lette down and reaches into his tights and pulls out a pair of moustache shaped brass knuckles. Stevens is checking on Lette as he helps Lette back up to his feet as Sektor nails Stevens with the brass knuckles.
DING DING DING
Benny Newell: Hahaha, Sektor got DQed! He keeps the title.
Joe Hoffman: This is bull!
Lette rolls out of the ring and give McVay the outcome as he grabs the ICON title from the timekeeper.
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match and the NEW HOW ICON CHAMPION.... SCOTT STEVENS!!!
Benny Newell: What the fuck!!!
!!!!Joe Hoffman: I think Lette is trying to explain that Stevens got the pinfall before. The match was over right there before Stevens landed on him.
Benny Newell: This is a fucking outrage!
Sektor has Lette by the shirt collar and pinned in the corner of the ring, screaming at him, Lette holds his ground with his decision.
Joe Hoffman: Sektor thought he could lean on Nigel Lette a little too much in this match... and it backfired. Stevens is your new ICON champion.
Benny hucks his bottle... empty bottle of Jack into the crowd as Stevens climbs back to his feel and pulls Sektor off Lette and connects another Toxic Sting on him in the middle of the ring to the cheers of the crowd. Stevens then picks up his newly won ICON title and raises it up over his head as his music hits and we cut away from ringside.