Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 15, 2018 6:22:54 GMT
The action cuts back to ringside.
Joe Hoffman: If someone is just tuning into HOW for the first time, they are about to get a quick first hand look at the general modus operandi of the Best Alliance. At the same time, we are all about to get a first hand look at a preview for War Games.
Benny Newell: Let's see, got my phone, my wallet, my keys. I'm good to go.
Joe Hoffman: Good to go?
Benny Newell: Are you fucking serious, Joe? I give this match 1 minute. America is ref. Ward and Tara have no fucking chance.
"Undead" by Hollywood Undead hits as Scottywood and Scott Stevens walk out to a chorus of boos. Scottywood motions to the ring and acknowledges Christopher America who looks rather unkempt, his hair long and almost shoulder length. America looks at them with an unchanging expression. Both Best Alliance members gets into the ring as "Undead" fades out.
"Working Man" by Rush hits as a chorus of cheers erupts. Tara and Evan make their way out and rush the ring. The crowd roars as they egg on Ward and Tara. But Scottywood and Stevens are their to greet them. Scotty and Stevens stomp on both but Ward and Tara are quick to shake off the stomps and get to their feet. They proceed to unload with punches back on Scottywood and Scott Stevens. Tara and Ward back Scotty and Stevens back into opposite turnbuckles. Ward looks at Tara and nods. Both whip Scotty and Stevens to the center. The two butt heads, crash, and fall.
The crowd cheers as both make the cover.
America drops in for the count.
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2
3!!!
America calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
"Working Man" by Rush plays as Ward and Tara spring up and raise their hands in victory. The two taunt the crowd and proceed to head up the ramp as Scotty and Stevens lay in the ring.
The two make their way up the ramp and taunt the fallen Best Alliance members.
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Tara and Ward turn back and look at the ring and see America counting.
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Tara and Ward briefly talk among themselves as Scotty and Stevens get to a vertical base.
Joe Hoffman: What is going on? Why is America…… Oh no!!!!!!
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Ward and Tara rush the ring…..
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Ward and Tara slide into the ring before America counts to ten.
Joe Hoffman: I can't believe it! That has to be one of the most underhanded attempts in special referee history that I have ever seen! America never rang the bell until after he had pretended to count. The match has just started!!!! And Tara and Ward almost got themselves counted out!
Benny Newell: I told you! This thing was almost over in a minute!
Joe Hoffman: What a despicable attempt!
Tara gets in America's face and he just stares through her.
Scottywood blindsides Tara. America merely backs up. Ward goes to help Tara but America, as if a robot came to life, turns and blocks Ward. He points at Ward to get out but Ward tries to push back.
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Ward then shakes his head and gets out of the ring.
Back in the ring, Scottywood is stomping at a fallen Tara. Scottywood quickly tags in Scott Stevens. Stevens rushes and continues to stomp on Tara. Stevens pulls Tara to the center. He places his hand on the back of Tara's head, winds up and then drives his knees into her clavicle. Stevens winds up again and drives another knee. And then another. Stevens shoots the half and covers.
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Kickout!
Tara reaches towards Ward but he is well out of reach. Stevens grabs Tara by the leg and hits a legdrop across her upper calf. Stevens quickly gets up and hits another legdrop. Stevens grabs Tara's leg and drags her towards the Best Alliance corner. Stevens falls quickly to the mat, yanking Tara's leg. Stevens then reaches out and tags in Scottywood. Scottywood gets in, bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across the back of Tara's head.
Scottywood covers.
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Kickout!
Scottywood grabs Tara by the hair and slowly pulls her up. Scottywood pulls her hair back and makes kissing faces at her before laughing at her and slapping her hard across the face.
Tara spins 180 degrees and then slowly looks up. Rage fills her eyes. She spins around hard and slaps Scottywood. Scottywood now spins 180 degrees. Tara takes advantage, leaps on the rope, turns and
SMACK!
Joe Hoffman: .24 Carat Kick!
Tara doesn't cover and instead tags in Ward.
Upon the tag the crowd explodes.
Ward immediately goes for the cover.
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3!
No!
Scottywood just kicks out!
Ward looks at America but America's cold eyes stare back at him. Ward scowls at America. America simply gets up and moves away.
Ward grabs Scottywood and pulls him up. Ward hits a kick to the gut and then hits a jumping knee to the face. Scottywood drops to his knees and Ward proceeds to kick the ever loving shit out of Scottywood's chest. Scottywood is wavering. Ward hooks Scotty's head and hits a snap DDT. Ward covers again.
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3!
No!
Benny Newell: For fuck's sake! What the hell is with America? Make some fucking fast counts!
Joe Hoffman: America is acting rather odd. On one hand, his tactics at the start were underhanded but he's remained rather impartial since then.
Ward backs up and pats his knee.
Joe Hoffman: Ward is calling for the kneelift!
Scottywood struggles to a vertical base. Ward charges, but Scottywood pops, grabs Ward and flips him over his head.
Joe Hoffman: Fallaway slam!
Scottywood then tags in Stevens. Stevens charges in and grabs Ward's arms. He places his foot on Ward's face and curb stomps him. Stevens now covers.
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Kickout!
Stevens now looks irritated at America. He begins to slap his hand but America ignores him. Irritated, Stevens shoves America.
Scott Stevens: WAKE UP! FUCKING DO YOUR JOB!
America ignores Stevens again and simply stares through him. Meanwhile, Ward is moving away from both men and using the ropes to hold himself up. Irritated that he isn't getting a response, Stevens turns and sees Ward at the turnbuckle. Stevens charges and throws his shoulder but Ward moves at the last second. Stevens collides with the steel post. Ward moves and tags in Tara.
Tara gets into the ring and motions for Stevens to turn around. Stevens slowly falls out between the ropes. He rotates on his knee. Tara bounces off the ropes to go for her scissors kick, but Scottywood grabs her by the hair. Scottywood turns and taunts the crowd. Tara turns and superkicks Scottywood off the ring apron and into the barricade!
Tara turns to Stevens, charges and…..
Joe Hoffman: THE GOODNIGHT KISS!
Benny Newell: FUCK NO!
Tara covers.
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Nothing.
America refuses to count.
He gets off the mat and simply stands back.
Tara gets off Stevens and berates America.
Joe Hoffman: I don't know what the heck is happening to America!
Benny Newell: America doesn't fucking care! War Games is all that matters and the greatest competitor in War Games history is mentally preparing himself. He checked out of this match the moment he rang the damn bell!
Tara turns around and America looks right at Tara instead of through her. He grabs her head, bends her back, and rotates!
Joe Hoffman: FOR AMERICA!
Benny Newell: HAHAHAHA! THERE HE IS! THERE'S THE AMERICA I LOVE!
America drags Stevens onto Tara and….
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3!
DING DING DING!
Brian McVay: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS….. SCOTTYWOOD AND SCOTT STEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!
Joe Hoffman: America hands Scottywood and Stevens a victory!
Benny Newell: You wanted a fucking War Games preview, bitch. Well, you got one! And now because it wasn't what you wanted, you are throwing a bitch pity party. Grow a fucking pair and soak in the fact that come War Games, you are going to see Team Scottywood triumphant!
Joe Hoffman: If someone is just tuning into HOW for the first time, they are about to get a quick first hand look at the general modus operandi of the Best Alliance. At the same time, we are all about to get a first hand look at a preview for War Games.
Benny Newell: Let's see, got my phone, my wallet, my keys. I'm good to go.
Joe Hoffman: Good to go?
Benny Newell: Are you fucking serious, Joe? I give this match 1 minute. America is ref. Ward and Tara have no fucking chance.
"Undead" by Hollywood Undead hits as Scottywood and Scott Stevens walk out to a chorus of boos. Scottywood motions to the ring and acknowledges Christopher America who looks rather unkempt, his hair long and almost shoulder length. America looks at them with an unchanging expression. Both Best Alliance members gets into the ring as "Undead" fades out.
"Working Man" by Rush hits as a chorus of cheers erupts. Tara and Evan make their way out and rush the ring. The crowd roars as they egg on Ward and Tara. But Scottywood and Stevens are their to greet them. Scotty and Stevens stomp on both but Ward and Tara are quick to shake off the stomps and get to their feet. They proceed to unload with punches back on Scottywood and Scott Stevens. Tara and Ward back Scotty and Stevens back into opposite turnbuckles. Ward looks at Tara and nods. Both whip Scotty and Stevens to the center. The two butt heads, crash, and fall.
The crowd cheers as both make the cover.
America drops in for the count.
1
2
3!!!
America calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
"Working Man" by Rush plays as Ward and Tara spring up and raise their hands in victory. The two taunt the crowd and proceed to head up the ramp as Scotty and Stevens lay in the ring.
The two make their way up the ramp and taunt the fallen Best Alliance members.
1
2
3
4
5
Tara and Ward turn back and look at the ring and see America counting.
6
Tara and Ward briefly talk among themselves as Scotty and Stevens get to a vertical base.
Joe Hoffman: What is going on? Why is America…… Oh no!!!!!!
7
8
Ward and Tara rush the ring…..
9
Ward and Tara slide into the ring before America counts to ten.
Joe Hoffman: I can't believe it! That has to be one of the most underhanded attempts in special referee history that I have ever seen! America never rang the bell until after he had pretended to count. The match has just started!!!! And Tara and Ward almost got themselves counted out!
Benny Newell: I told you! This thing was almost over in a minute!
Joe Hoffman: What a despicable attempt!
Tara gets in America's face and he just stares through her.
Scottywood blindsides Tara. America merely backs up. Ward goes to help Tara but America, as if a robot came to life, turns and blocks Ward. He points at Ward to get out but Ward tries to push back.
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2
3
Ward then shakes his head and gets out of the ring.
Back in the ring, Scottywood is stomping at a fallen Tara. Scottywood quickly tags in Scott Stevens. Stevens rushes and continues to stomp on Tara. Stevens pulls Tara to the center. He places his hand on the back of Tara's head, winds up and then drives his knees into her clavicle. Stevens winds up again and drives another knee. And then another. Stevens shoots the half and covers.
1
2
Kickout!
Tara reaches towards Ward but he is well out of reach. Stevens grabs Tara by the leg and hits a legdrop across her upper calf. Stevens quickly gets up and hits another legdrop. Stevens grabs Tara's leg and drags her towards the Best Alliance corner. Stevens falls quickly to the mat, yanking Tara's leg. Stevens then reaches out and tags in Scottywood. Scottywood gets in, bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across the back of Tara's head.
Scottywood covers.
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Kickout!
Scottywood grabs Tara by the hair and slowly pulls her up. Scottywood pulls her hair back and makes kissing faces at her before laughing at her and slapping her hard across the face.
Tara spins 180 degrees and then slowly looks up. Rage fills her eyes. She spins around hard and slaps Scottywood. Scottywood now spins 180 degrees. Tara takes advantage, leaps on the rope, turns and
SMACK!
Joe Hoffman: .24 Carat Kick!
Tara doesn't cover and instead tags in Ward.
Upon the tag the crowd explodes.
Ward immediately goes for the cover.
1
2
3!
No!
Scottywood just kicks out!
Ward looks at America but America's cold eyes stare back at him. Ward scowls at America. America simply gets up and moves away.
Ward grabs Scottywood and pulls him up. Ward hits a kick to the gut and then hits a jumping knee to the face. Scottywood drops to his knees and Ward proceeds to kick the ever loving shit out of Scottywood's chest. Scottywood is wavering. Ward hooks Scotty's head and hits a snap DDT. Ward covers again.
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2
3!
No!
Benny Newell: For fuck's sake! What the hell is with America? Make some fucking fast counts!
Joe Hoffman: America is acting rather odd. On one hand, his tactics at the start were underhanded but he's remained rather impartial since then.
Ward backs up and pats his knee.
Joe Hoffman: Ward is calling for the kneelift!
Scottywood struggles to a vertical base. Ward charges, but Scottywood pops, grabs Ward and flips him over his head.
Joe Hoffman: Fallaway slam!
Scottywood then tags in Stevens. Stevens charges in and grabs Ward's arms. He places his foot on Ward's face and curb stomps him. Stevens now covers.
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Kickout!
Stevens now looks irritated at America. He begins to slap his hand but America ignores him. Irritated, Stevens shoves America.
Scott Stevens: WAKE UP! FUCKING DO YOUR JOB!
America ignores Stevens again and simply stares through him. Meanwhile, Ward is moving away from both men and using the ropes to hold himself up. Irritated that he isn't getting a response, Stevens turns and sees Ward at the turnbuckle. Stevens charges and throws his shoulder but Ward moves at the last second. Stevens collides with the steel post. Ward moves and tags in Tara.
Tara gets into the ring and motions for Stevens to turn around. Stevens slowly falls out between the ropes. He rotates on his knee. Tara bounces off the ropes to go for her scissors kick, but Scottywood grabs her by the hair. Scottywood turns and taunts the crowd. Tara turns and superkicks Scottywood off the ring apron and into the barricade!
Tara turns to Stevens, charges and…..
Joe Hoffman: THE GOODNIGHT KISS!
Benny Newell: FUCK NO!
Tara covers.
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Nothing.
America refuses to count.
He gets off the mat and simply stands back.
Tara gets off Stevens and berates America.
Joe Hoffman: I don't know what the heck is happening to America!
Benny Newell: America doesn't fucking care! War Games is all that matters and the greatest competitor in War Games history is mentally preparing himself. He checked out of this match the moment he rang the damn bell!
Tara turns around and America looks right at Tara instead of through her. He grabs her head, bends her back, and rotates!
Joe Hoffman: FOR AMERICA!
Benny Newell: HAHAHAHA! THERE HE IS! THERE'S THE AMERICA I LOVE!
America drags Stevens onto Tara and….
1
2
3!
DING DING DING!
Brian McVay: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS….. SCOTTYWOOD AND SCOTT STEEEEEEEEVENNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!
Joe Hoffman: America hands Scottywood and Stevens a victory!
Benny Newell: You wanted a fucking War Games preview, bitch. Well, you got one! And now because it wasn't what you wanted, you are throwing a bitch pity party. Grow a fucking pair and soak in the fact that come War Games, you are going to see Team Scottywood triumphant!