Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 15, 2018 6:00:57 GMT
The camera cuts backstage, where Michael Lee Best is standing in front of a mirror in his locker room. A cigarette dangles from his lips, the HOW World Championship over his shoulder and a throbbing power boner tenting out his ring trunks and making them especially tight.
He blows out a puff of smoke through his nostrils, like a horny, power-tripping bull, not even turning to look at the camera. His face is visible in the reflection.
Mike Best: I keep my promises.
He taps the cigarette onto the edge of the sink, letting the ashes drop into the basin as he slowly leers back toward the cameraman.
Mike Best: Take that back to your fucking nunnery, whore. And tell your husband to make me a fucking sandwich.
He pantomimes the belt around his waist, even though it’s already over his shoulder, before mouthing the word “SIXTIME” at the camera. With a quick little thrusting of his groin, he flicks the cigarette at the cameraman and makes him flinch, shaking the camera before it cuts away to static.
A bright light shines throughout the arena before the lights turn off. "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake hits the speakers and Chris Diamond dances his way out onto the stage to a mixed reaction.
Benny Newell: Not this faggot.
Bryan McVay: The following tag match is scheduled for one fall… First making his way to the ring from weighing in at 232lbs, he hails from Pure, Michigan, “The Lady Killer“ CHRIS DIAMOND!
As Diamond dances down to the ring he points to some hot blonde in the front row, during the part of the song where Timbaland says, “Come on girl.” the blonde hops the barricade and Diamond motions for security to let her be. The blonde and Diamond begin to grind on each other before the blonde gives Diamond a kiss on the cheek for good luck.
Benny Newell: I wonder how much Diamond had to pay for that kiss?
Joe Hoffman: Chris Diamond does have a following Benny. Everyone likes his underdog journey.
Benny Newell: What-the fuck-ever Hoffman. The only following Diamond has is the path that leads him off a short but steep cliff.
As Diamond climbs into the ring, his music fades and is replaced with
--Cause really I'm a psycho....--
"The Happy Song" by Poets Of The Fall hits and as David Black walks out from the backstage area dressed in his "wrestling attire", black jeans and a black sleeveless shirt with the words "I told you" printed on the front and the words "I'm a psycho" printed on the back, the crowd gives a mixed response to HOW's self-proclaimed psycho.
Bryan McVay: And his partner from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 lbs… David Black!!!
Benny Newell: If there is one person I had more than the visor wearing fudge packer it’s this monotone, domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, mother fucker.
Black marches down to the ring at a brisk pace, sometimes stopping randomly to bust out a strange dance move or two, other times singing along with the lyrics to the entrance theme. As he nears the ring he starts running and slides into the ring where he busts out a few more random, wacky looking dance moves until his music dies down, and sometimes he even continues after that.
Joe Hoffman: Black busting out the Robot for Benny‘s personal amusement.
Benny Newell: Fuck you Hoffman!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, introducing first, he is the reigning High Octane Wrestling LSD Champion, hailing from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is The Scorpion SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning High Octane Wrestling LSD champion.
Benny Newell: Even though I can’t stand this asshole, he isn’t a fudge packing, limp wrist bending, visor wearing, monotone speaking fag like Black and Diamond!
Joe Hoffman: And I’m sure teaming with Silent Witness had nothing to do with swaying your judgment.
Benny Newell: Damn right it did! Witness equals greatness! And when you equal greatness you have a drink to salute it. DRINK!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and showing off his championship. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
As Stevens continues to get loose the arena lights begin to dim and a spotlight shines down onto the entrance ramp.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, weighing in at 234 lbs, hailing from Los Angeles, California...SILENT WIIIIIIIIITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
“30/30-150” by Stone Sour slowly stirs over the sound system and the crowd rises in unison, booing loudly as Silent Witness swaggers out onto the stage.
Joe Hoffman: Witness and Stevens got into a confrontation backstage, how will these two exist tonight.
Benny Newell: Witness is an utmost professional. He and Stevens will work together and after the match, Witness will kick his ass.
Standing atop the ramp, the High Octane Hero slowly pans the crowd as an "LSD Legend" graphic appears on the HOV screen behind him, smirking as the riled up fans continue to boo him; some even resorting to throwing things at the former HOW World Champion.
Benny Newell: Got to love it. Fans throwing things at Silent Witness so he can sign them. He doesn’t have time for you, you idiots! He has a match to win.
Joe Hoffman: Benny I think you are delusional.
Benny Newell: What you talking about Hoffman? People throw things at me all the time.
Joe Hoffman: Which do they throw out more, paternity tests? Or restraining orders?
Benny Newell: No comment.
Silent Witness slowly raises his right arm, taunting the crowd, before swaggering down the ramp towards the ring. Reaching the bottom of the ramp, he immediate goes over to a guy wearing a Ground Zero t-shirt, that has a, “Silent Witness should’ve bought a Dell instead of a Car” sign, and looks at it angrily. He immediately grabs the sign and rips it up causing the LSD Legend and the fan to argue. Witness grabs a soda from a kid next to the man and tosses it into his face. Security takes the fan away before he can jump the guard rail and Witness dumps the remaining soda onto the little boy’s head he took it from causes him to scream louder before turning towards the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What the HECK is wrong with that man?!?!?
Benny Newell: There’s two things you don’t fuck with Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: What’s that Benny?
Benny Newell: A man’s girl and a man’s car, and one was fucked with.
Silent Witness walks to the steps, yelling abuse at the hostile crowd as he does so. Climbing the steps, he looks around once more with a disdainful smirk, before stepping between the ropes to prepare for his match.
Nigel Lette checks the competitors and calls for the bell.
DING! DING!
Diamond stays in the ring and is demanding to face his rival Silent Witness. Witness yells at Stevens that he has this. Stevens obliges and steps out of the ring. As Diamond and Witness circle each other, Witness slaps the chest of Stevens and steps out of the ring.
Silent Witness: Get him!
Stevens just stares at his partner.
Silent Witness: I’m the captain of this shit so go get him.
He yells has he pie faces Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens and Witness getting into it already. This has to be satisfying Black and Diamond right now.
Benny Newell: Calm down Hoffman, they will work it out because they are professionals.
Stevens hawks a loogie into the face of Witness as he gets into the ring and immediately locks up with Chris Diamond. He immediately clubs Diamond in the back of the neck with a clubbing forearm blow. He then immediately locks in a side headlock and begins to crank it in. He then slings Diamond down. As Diamond is laying on the ground Stevens immediately goes over to Witness and immediately talks trash.
Joe Hoffman: The team of Witness and Stevens about to implode here.
Benny Newell: Fuck you Hoffman, they are professionals dammit!
As Stevens turns around he immediately eats a dropkick from Chris Diamond that sends The Scorpion through the ropes. As Stevens is laying on the ground outside he is getting yelled at by Witness from the apron. Diamond slides out of the ring and picks up Stevens and throws him into the ring steps.
Benny Newell: DQ! DQ! Do your fucking job little niggie!
Joe Hoffman: Benny!
Benny Newell: What?
Joe Hoffman: You can’t use that language on the air.
Benny Newell: It’s cool, Silent Witness knows jive talk and that’s part of the lingo.
Chris Diamond grabs Stevens and tosses him back into the ring and goes for the cover.
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2.
Kickout.
Diamond makes the tag into black.
Black comes in and they perform a double suplex to Stevens. Cover.
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2.
Silent Witness makes the save.
Witness yells at Stevens to make the tag. As Nigel Lette forces Witness back to his corner, David Black picks up Stevens only to be met with a staggering European uppercut.
Joe Hoffman: Debbie Does Dallas! Black got rocked!
Benny Newell: I’m about to get rocked in a second by thinking of that classic.
Joe Hoffman: Didn’t need to know that.
Stevens stumbles over and makes the tag to Silent Witness.
Benny Newell: My Hero.
Witness comes in and starts lighting the chest of David Black up. He whips Black into the ropes and he goes for a clothesline but Black ducks and start to pick up speed and decides to go for a clothesline of his own that doesn’t pan out. Witness ducks under Black’s attempt and hits a Samoan drop on the former world champion. Witness hooks a leg.
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2.
Kickout.
David Black gets the shoulder.
Witness goes to tag Stevens but he drops to the ground to avoid the tag.
Benny Newell: The hell is this fucker doing?
Joe Hoffman: Being a professional Benny.
Benny Newell: Fuck you!
As Witness and Stevens argue, he doesn’t notice that Black tagged Diamond into the match. As he turns around he eats a flying knee from Diamond that sends Witness back into his own corner. Diamond climbs up and punches Witness as the crowd counts on.
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Benny Newell: Do something Stevens!
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5.
Benny Newell: DQ him ref! That is an obvious breaking of the five count rules!
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Diamond jumps down and Witness takes a few steps forward before falling face first into the mat. Stevens sees an opportunity and chop blocks Diamond. The ref begins to yell at Stevens to get out of the ring but he doesn’t listen as he lifts Diamond up and hits an implant ddt.
Benny Newell: Stevens look out!
As Stevens turns around, he is met with a pair of knees to the face as Black hits his finisher on the LSD champion.
Joe Hoffman: Black hits the Blackout and Stevens is out.
Benny Newell: Fucking useless.
Black drags Diamond to their side of the corner. Diamond begins to stir and jumps out and tags Black into the match. Black immediately locks in a front choke on the downed High Octane Hero. The referee begins to check the submission.
Joe Hoffman: This may be it.
Nigel Lette raises the arm of Witness and it falls to the ground.
Joe Hoffman: That’s one.
He repeats the process and the arm falls again.
Joe Hoffman: That’s two. One more and it’s over.
The referee goes to do it for a third time. Arm is arm…..
Superkick to the face of David Black!!!!!
Stevens breaks the hold.
Joe Hoffman: I think I saw a tooth fly out from that vicious kick.
Benny Newell: Better cover my drink.
Stevens whips Black into his corner and runs and hit’s a Stinger Splash. Unbeknownst to Stevens, Diamond made the tag and comes rushing in. Stevens sidesteps him and he goes running into the opposing corner where he is met by Witness who holds him in place by grabbing his body as Stevens hits another Stinger splash. Stevens does the throat slash gesture and gets in position.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to end it here.
Benny Newell: About time that redneck did something right.
Stevens locks on a three quarter nelson and as he goes to hit the Toxic Sting, Witness tags himself in. Cover.
Nigel Lette is trying to explain to Stevens that he isn’t the legal man and as he is doing this Witness hits the LSD Legend Drop. Cover.
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Stevens is staring down at Witness with hatred in his eyes as the count continues.
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3.
Benny Newell: Yes! Witness did it! He signal handedly won the match!
Joe Hoffman: I wouldn’t go that far Benny.
As Witness is celebrating like he won his sixth LSD championship, Stevens refuses the referee to raise his hand and he slowly exits the ring. As Silent Witness continues his celebration party in the ring, Diamond and Black begin to stir and get to their feet. Witness seeing this begins to taunts his former stablemates. They all three begin to argue amongst themselves when all of a sudden Black goes down.
Benny Newell: The hell?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just took out Black with the LSD championship.
Stevens immediately hits a sidekick to the gut of Diamond and hits him square in the face with the LSD championship. Witness looks around at the carnage and a smile spreads across his face, he extends his hand and Stevens accepts.
Benny Newell: Told you they could be professionals, told you they could get along, told you….what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?
And just like that, Silent Witness is the victim of the Toxic Sting. Stevens walks over and demands a microphone.
Scott Stevens: You three pieces of trash can fight amongst yourselves all you want but just remember one thing, this LSD championship is never leaving me! So fuck you!
Stevens points to Black.
Scott Stevens: Fuck you!
Stevens points to Diamond.
Scott Stevens: And especially fuck you!
Stevens points and says to Witness as he throws the mic down on his prone body as he looks out into the crowd and raises the title high above his head.
He blows out a puff of smoke through his nostrils, like a horny, power-tripping bull, not even turning to look at the camera. His face is visible in the reflection.
Mike Best: I keep my promises.
He taps the cigarette onto the edge of the sink, letting the ashes drop into the basin as he slowly leers back toward the cameraman.
Mike Best: Take that back to your fucking nunnery, whore. And tell your husband to make me a fucking sandwich.
He pantomimes the belt around his waist, even though it’s already over his shoulder, before mouthing the word “SIXTIME” at the camera. With a quick little thrusting of his groin, he flicks the cigarette at the cameraman and makes him flinch, shaking the camera before it cuts away to static.
A bright light shines throughout the arena before the lights turn off. "Sexyback" by Justin Timberlake hits the speakers and Chris Diamond dances his way out onto the stage to a mixed reaction.
Benny Newell: Not this faggot.
Bryan McVay: The following tag match is scheduled for one fall… First making his way to the ring from weighing in at 232lbs, he hails from Pure, Michigan, “The Lady Killer“ CHRIS DIAMOND!
As Diamond dances down to the ring he points to some hot blonde in the front row, during the part of the song where Timbaland says, “Come on girl.” the blonde hops the barricade and Diamond motions for security to let her be. The blonde and Diamond begin to grind on each other before the blonde gives Diamond a kiss on the cheek for good luck.
Benny Newell: I wonder how much Diamond had to pay for that kiss?
Joe Hoffman: Chris Diamond does have a following Benny. Everyone likes his underdog journey.
Benny Newell: What-the fuck-ever Hoffman. The only following Diamond has is the path that leads him off a short but steep cliff.
As Diamond climbs into the ring, his music fades and is replaced with
--Cause really I'm a psycho....--
"The Happy Song" by Poets Of The Fall hits and as David Black walks out from the backstage area dressed in his "wrestling attire", black jeans and a black sleeveless shirt with the words "I told you" printed on the front and the words "I'm a psycho" printed on the back, the crowd gives a mixed response to HOW's self-proclaimed psycho.
Bryan McVay: And his partner from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 235 lbs… David Black!!!
Benny Newell: If there is one person I had more than the visor wearing fudge packer it’s this monotone, domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, mother fucker.
Black marches down to the ring at a brisk pace, sometimes stopping randomly to bust out a strange dance move or two, other times singing along with the lyrics to the entrance theme. As he nears the ring he starts running and slides into the ring where he busts out a few more random, wacky looking dance moves until his music dies down, and sometimes he even continues after that.
Joe Hoffman: Black busting out the Robot for Benny‘s personal amusement.
Benny Newell: Fuck you Hoffman!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, introducing first, he is the reigning High Octane Wrestling LSD Champion, hailing from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is The Scorpion SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning High Octane Wrestling LSD champion.
Benny Newell: Even though I can’t stand this asshole, he isn’t a fudge packing, limp wrist bending, visor wearing, monotone speaking fag like Black and Diamond!
Joe Hoffman: And I’m sure teaming with Silent Witness had nothing to do with swaying your judgment.
Benny Newell: Damn right it did! Witness equals greatness! And when you equal greatness you have a drink to salute it. DRINK!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and showing off his championship. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
As Stevens continues to get loose the arena lights begin to dim and a spotlight shines down onto the entrance ramp.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, weighing in at 234 lbs, hailing from Los Angeles, California...SILENT WIIIIIIIIITNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!
“30/30-150” by Stone Sour slowly stirs over the sound system and the crowd rises in unison, booing loudly as Silent Witness swaggers out onto the stage.
Joe Hoffman: Witness and Stevens got into a confrontation backstage, how will these two exist tonight.
Benny Newell: Witness is an utmost professional. He and Stevens will work together and after the match, Witness will kick his ass.
Standing atop the ramp, the High Octane Hero slowly pans the crowd as an "LSD Legend" graphic appears on the HOV screen behind him, smirking as the riled up fans continue to boo him; some even resorting to throwing things at the former HOW World Champion.
Benny Newell: Got to love it. Fans throwing things at Silent Witness so he can sign them. He doesn’t have time for you, you idiots! He has a match to win.
Joe Hoffman: Benny I think you are delusional.
Benny Newell: What you talking about Hoffman? People throw things at me all the time.
Joe Hoffman: Which do they throw out more, paternity tests? Or restraining orders?
Benny Newell: No comment.
Silent Witness slowly raises his right arm, taunting the crowd, before swaggering down the ramp towards the ring. Reaching the bottom of the ramp, he immediate goes over to a guy wearing a Ground Zero t-shirt, that has a, “Silent Witness should’ve bought a Dell instead of a Car” sign, and looks at it angrily. He immediately grabs the sign and rips it up causing the LSD Legend and the fan to argue. Witness grabs a soda from a kid next to the man and tosses it into his face. Security takes the fan away before he can jump the guard rail and Witness dumps the remaining soda onto the little boy’s head he took it from causes him to scream louder before turning towards the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What the HECK is wrong with that man?!?!?
Benny Newell: There’s two things you don’t fuck with Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: What’s that Benny?
Benny Newell: A man’s girl and a man’s car, and one was fucked with.
Silent Witness walks to the steps, yelling abuse at the hostile crowd as he does so. Climbing the steps, he looks around once more with a disdainful smirk, before stepping between the ropes to prepare for his match.
Nigel Lette checks the competitors and calls for the bell.
DING! DING!
Diamond stays in the ring and is demanding to face his rival Silent Witness. Witness yells at Stevens that he has this. Stevens obliges and steps out of the ring. As Diamond and Witness circle each other, Witness slaps the chest of Stevens and steps out of the ring.
Silent Witness: Get him!
Stevens just stares at his partner.
Silent Witness: I’m the captain of this shit so go get him.
He yells has he pie faces Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens and Witness getting into it already. This has to be satisfying Black and Diamond right now.
Benny Newell: Calm down Hoffman, they will work it out because they are professionals.
Stevens hawks a loogie into the face of Witness as he gets into the ring and immediately locks up with Chris Diamond. He immediately clubs Diamond in the back of the neck with a clubbing forearm blow. He then immediately locks in a side headlock and begins to crank it in. He then slings Diamond down. As Diamond is laying on the ground Stevens immediately goes over to Witness and immediately talks trash.
Joe Hoffman: The team of Witness and Stevens about to implode here.
Benny Newell: Fuck you Hoffman, they are professionals dammit!
As Stevens turns around he immediately eats a dropkick from Chris Diamond that sends The Scorpion through the ropes. As Stevens is laying on the ground outside he is getting yelled at by Witness from the apron. Diamond slides out of the ring and picks up Stevens and throws him into the ring steps.
Benny Newell: DQ! DQ! Do your fucking job little niggie!
Joe Hoffman: Benny!
Benny Newell: What?
Joe Hoffman: You can’t use that language on the air.
Benny Newell: It’s cool, Silent Witness knows jive talk and that’s part of the lingo.
Chris Diamond grabs Stevens and tosses him back into the ring and goes for the cover.
1.
2.
Kickout.
Diamond makes the tag into black.
Black comes in and they perform a double suplex to Stevens. Cover.
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2.
Silent Witness makes the save.
Witness yells at Stevens to make the tag. As Nigel Lette forces Witness back to his corner, David Black picks up Stevens only to be met with a staggering European uppercut.
Joe Hoffman: Debbie Does Dallas! Black got rocked!
Benny Newell: I’m about to get rocked in a second by thinking of that classic.
Joe Hoffman: Didn’t need to know that.
Stevens stumbles over and makes the tag to Silent Witness.
Benny Newell: My Hero.
Witness comes in and starts lighting the chest of David Black up. He whips Black into the ropes and he goes for a clothesline but Black ducks and start to pick up speed and decides to go for a clothesline of his own that doesn’t pan out. Witness ducks under Black’s attempt and hits a Samoan drop on the former world champion. Witness hooks a leg.
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2.
Kickout.
David Black gets the shoulder.
Witness goes to tag Stevens but he drops to the ground to avoid the tag.
Benny Newell: The hell is this fucker doing?
Joe Hoffman: Being a professional Benny.
Benny Newell: Fuck you!
As Witness and Stevens argue, he doesn’t notice that Black tagged Diamond into the match. As he turns around he eats a flying knee from Diamond that sends Witness back into his own corner. Diamond climbs up and punches Witness as the crowd counts on.
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Benny Newell: Do something Stevens!
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5.
Benny Newell: DQ him ref! That is an obvious breaking of the five count rules!
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Diamond jumps down and Witness takes a few steps forward before falling face first into the mat. Stevens sees an opportunity and chop blocks Diamond. The ref begins to yell at Stevens to get out of the ring but he doesn’t listen as he lifts Diamond up and hits an implant ddt.
Benny Newell: Stevens look out!
As Stevens turns around, he is met with a pair of knees to the face as Black hits his finisher on the LSD champion.
Joe Hoffman: Black hits the Blackout and Stevens is out.
Benny Newell: Fucking useless.
Black drags Diamond to their side of the corner. Diamond begins to stir and jumps out and tags Black into the match. Black immediately locks in a front choke on the downed High Octane Hero. The referee begins to check the submission.
Joe Hoffman: This may be it.
Nigel Lette raises the arm of Witness and it falls to the ground.
Joe Hoffman: That’s one.
He repeats the process and the arm falls again.
Joe Hoffman: That’s two. One more and it’s over.
The referee goes to do it for a third time. Arm is arm…..
Superkick to the face of David Black!!!!!
Stevens breaks the hold.
Joe Hoffman: I think I saw a tooth fly out from that vicious kick.
Benny Newell: Better cover my drink.
Stevens whips Black into his corner and runs and hit’s a Stinger Splash. Unbeknownst to Stevens, Diamond made the tag and comes rushing in. Stevens sidesteps him and he goes running into the opposing corner where he is met by Witness who holds him in place by grabbing his body as Stevens hits another Stinger splash. Stevens does the throat slash gesture and gets in position.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to end it here.
Benny Newell: About time that redneck did something right.
Stevens locks on a three quarter nelson and as he goes to hit the Toxic Sting, Witness tags himself in. Cover.
Nigel Lette is trying to explain to Stevens that he isn’t the legal man and as he is doing this Witness hits the LSD Legend Drop. Cover.
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Stevens is staring down at Witness with hatred in his eyes as the count continues.
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3.
Benny Newell: Yes! Witness did it! He signal handedly won the match!
Joe Hoffman: I wouldn’t go that far Benny.
As Witness is celebrating like he won his sixth LSD championship, Stevens refuses the referee to raise his hand and he slowly exits the ring. As Silent Witness continues his celebration party in the ring, Diamond and Black begin to stir and get to their feet. Witness seeing this begins to taunts his former stablemates. They all three begin to argue amongst themselves when all of a sudden Black goes down.
Benny Newell: The hell?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just took out Black with the LSD championship.
Stevens immediately hits a sidekick to the gut of Diamond and hits him square in the face with the LSD championship. Witness looks around at the carnage and a smile spreads across his face, he extends his hand and Stevens accepts.
Benny Newell: Told you they could be professionals, told you they could get along, told you….what the fuck are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?
And just like that, Silent Witness is the victim of the Toxic Sting. Stevens walks over and demands a microphone.
Scott Stevens: You three pieces of trash can fight amongst yourselves all you want but just remember one thing, this LSD championship is never leaving me! So fuck you!
Stevens points to Black.
Scott Stevens: Fuck you!
Stevens points to Diamond.
Scott Stevens: And especially fuck you!
Stevens points and says to Witness as he throws the mic down on his prone body as he looks out into the crowd and raises the title high above his head.