Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 15, 2018 5:24:44 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Folks welcome back to Monday Night Mayhem and as you can see we are now ready for our main event of the evening. Now Benny before this match gets underway I wanna go back to the previous match where we saw Professor Keller attack the World champion David Black…demanding that he get a rematch at Iconic.
Benny Newell: You know, fuck Keller. Douchebag held the world title for like two weeks and loses it first time out? That to me does NOT warrant a rematch. The main event at Iconic should be Black versus the greatest wrestler on the planet, Johnathon Sektor and that’s a fact!
Joe Hoffman: Woah, careful Benny. You heard Sektor, he doesn’t want anybody calling him that name except Lee.
Benny Newell: Ah, he wouldn’t mind. We’re best buds.
In the middle of the ring are Graystone and Shane Reynolds. Both are ignoring the screams of adoration and cheers from the crowd as they both continue to brood and mope around the ring. Shane hasn’t changed too much. Graystone on the other hand has scars all over his face and arms.
Benny Newell: Fuck, would you look at Graystone? He looks like that fucking Chucky doll. And if he dresses up like Princess Angel again he’d look like the bride of Chucky, HA! Drink you miserable fucking bastard..
Joe Hoffman: Thank you for those warm words Benny. But I must say it is amazing to see Graystone back here in High Octane Wrestling. I mean the last time we saw him he was being left for dead by Max Kael.
Benny Newell: Last time we TRULY saw him, Kael was carrying him around in a coffee can. Now all these Hall of Fame cunt bags are all tossing each others salad.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd erupts into boo’s as “The Scoprion” by Megadeath hits the PA system. LSD champion, Scott Steven’s, then emerges onto the stage wearing the title around his waist, talking trash to the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Here comes the LSD champion and Best Alliance member, Scott Stevens. Benny what are your thoughts on Stevens being in the BA?
Benny Newell: Well look, I mean let’s be blunt here. He AINT John Sektor. Never has been never will be. But considering what that uncle fucker and his emo friend did to Lee and Sektor a couple of weeks back..well I’ll support anybody who’s flying the BA banner right now.
Joe Hoffman: What my partner is referring to is the unseen footage that was leaked on the internet this week. Benny and I witnessed it live as all of the Hall of Famers, lead by Scottywood turned on Lee and Sektor, beating them within an inch of their life.
Benny Newell: What they did was sign their own death warrant.
Stevens has now entered the ring and brazenly walked past the two hall of famers to hand his title to the time keeper. He then backs up into his own corner and shouts abuse over to them. Graystone and Reynolds just give each other a knowing look.
“The Best Around” By Joe Esposito hits!
Joe Hoffman: Ohhh here we go! The return of the prodigal son…again.
The reaction of the crowd is of mixed emotions as the music blasts. Some boo, some cheer but not a single member of the crowd is neutral as Michael Lee Best storms his way down the ramp. His eyes are fixed on one man in particular.
Joe Hoffman: Mike looks all business here Benny. He looks like he’s out for blood.
Benny Newell: Oh man I don’t know what to make of this. I need some coke or shit to deal with how I feel about Mike..
Mike runs the final few steps, sliding into the ring. Stevens steps up to him to talk but Mike just pushes him aside and sprints towards Shane Reynolds, launching himself and the Hall of Famer over the ropes to the outside!
DING DING!!
Joe Hoffman: Well Mike Best just kicked this match off with a bang. Clearly he wants vengeance for what Reynolds did to him.
Benny Newell: See that worries me, because Reynolds didn’t really do that much. In fact it was Lee and Sektor that really fucked him up.
Mayhem has truly been unleashed as Mike savagely hammers away at Reynolds on the outside of the ring. With Graystone watching from the ropes, Steven’s takes the opportunity to club him between the shoulders, getting the in ring action underway.
Benny Newell: God there are so many scars in the ring right now..
Stevens has Graystone on the ropes, hammering his jaw with stiff elbow strikes.
Meanwhile outside the ring Mike Best has just literally bounced Reynolds head off the steel guard rail and is showing no interest what so ever in what is going on in the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Clearly Mike has only one thing on his agenda tonight..
Benny Newell: Yeh-yeh-yeah. Vengeance we got it!
Stevens attempts an Irish whip to the opposite corner but Graystone reverse, pulling Stevens towards himself and knocking him down with a hard clothesline, earning the first cheer since the bell rang.
Outside the ring Mike is busy wrapping some power chords around Shanes neck, using his foot on the guard rail as leverage as he chokes him out.
Joe Hoffman: Graystone has managed to take control in the ring whilst on the outside..
Benny Newell: Reynolds is getting choked harder than my ex-wife..
Joe Hoffman: You were married?
Benny Newell: I dunno. I might have been. My life is kind of a blurr..
Graystone has his forearms around Stevens’ head and is delivering quick and sharp knee lifts straight to his head. He lets go and watches as Stevens groggily stumbles around the ring. Stevens eventually stumbles straight into Graystones path and earns himself a backbreaker. Graystone gets straight back to his feet and notices what is happening to his tag partner. He rushes out of the ring and boots Mike hard in his lower back, causing Reynolds to flop forward with the chord still around his neck.
Joe Hoffman: Never thought I’d see the day that Graystone would come to Reynolds rescue.
Benny Newell: I’m still getting my head around how he’s still alive…seriously mind fucked right now. It’s like his uncle shoved his dick straight through my ear and shouted..’ANY HOLES A GOAL!’
Joe Hoffman: Benny..
Benny Newell: What?
Joe Hoffman: Drink!
Graystone takes Mike by the head and forces it onto the ring post, causing a sickening sound of head meeting steel. He then scoops Mike up over his shoulder and throws him, rib first, onto the steel barricade.
As he turns his attention back to the ring, Best Alliance member Scott Stevens hits him in the chest with a baseball slide.
Newell jumps up.
Benny Newell: SA.. nah you know what? It’s not the same unless its Sektor.
Stevens has Graystone back in the ring and has just nailed him with a belly to back suplex. The LSD champion seems to have control and drags the Hall of Famer to his feet, turns him upside down and nails a Scorpion driver.
Joe Hoffman: SCORPION DRIVER!!
Benny Newell: YES! Pin that fucking corpse piece of shit!
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!
Joe Hoffman: Ah, quick counts again from Lette. Obviously Sektor isn’t the only person he does that for.
Benny Newell: Will you stop with this Nigel Lette conspiracy shit! Quit keeping a nigga down, man. It’s not cool, not in this day and age.
Frustrated, Stevens lays a couple of stiff stomps to the chest of Graystone before dragging him back to his feet. Suddenly Graystone swings around to Steven’s rear…
Benny Newell: Watch out Stevens..He’ll UNCLE FUCK YOU!!
..Nails him with a desperation reverse implant DDT.
Jumping back to his feet he notices Stevens positioning near the corner and runs to the ropes, executing a perfect split legged corkscrew moonsault!
Joe Hoffman: The CURSE!! IT’S OVER AND MIKE AINT AROUND TO MAKE THE SAVE!
Graystone covers Stevens.
But Nigel Lette doesn’t know what to do. He looks full on panicked and suddenly rushes to the side of the ring and begins to count out the two men on the outside.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
The crowd are booing like crazy as Graystone glares up at Lette from the canvas.
FIVE
Joe Hoffman: What’s Lette doing? Surely counting the pin is more important that counting out Mike or Shane?
Benny Newell: Shut the fuck up Joe, Nig knows what Nig does…you feel?
Joe Hoffman: Shame he only chose now to figure it out.
Graystone is over to Lette and has him by the shirt. The crowd cheer like crazy, begging him to do what they have all been calling for weeks. Lette desperately tries to explain how Mike and Shane are the legal men in the match and when that fails he resorts to threatening to disqualify him.
Eventually Graystone lets go of him and jumps out of the ring. He grabs Mike and punches him in the stomach before rolling him into the ring. He then grabs Shane and rolls him in too, climbing in afterwards.
Joe Hoffman: BESTERECTION!!!
Benny Newell: Stictches for MA BITCHES!!!
Graystones head flops to the side after Mike just punt kicked him in the teeth. Mike then turns and drags Shane’s lifeless body to his feet, setting up for the..
Joe Hoffman: CRUCIFIX DRIVER!!!
Mike pins Shane and Stevens is just about back to his, rubbing his head. Mike is screaming at Lette to count and he looks at Stevens. Stevens nods and Lette drops to his knees.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Bryan McVay: Your winner of the match, in 8 minutes and 22 seconds…The LSD champion Scott Stevens and MICHAEL..LEE…BEST!!!
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back, Michael Lee Best, with an impressive Victory. But what about Graystone? For most of this match he was in control, all on his own whilst his partner was unconscious.
Benny Newell: Fuck Graystone, Fuck Reynolds and FUCK Mike Best. Alright? Can I go home now and see if Redtube.com can get my dick up?
Mike and Stevens look at each other warily as Lette holds up their hands.
Joe Hoffman: Oh what’s this now?
Walking down the ramp are Hall of Famers Scott Woodson and Chris Kostoff.
Over each side of the guard rails are Darkwing and Bobbinette Carey.
The camera then switches to Joe and Benny where out of nowhere Max Kaels head appears in between them.
Max Kael: Gentlemen...
He then scrambles over the announce table and joins Graystone at his side. The fans are cheering like crazy as Mike and Stevens look desperately around the ring which is covered from all sides by Hall of Famers.
Joe Hoffman: The Hall of Famers have surrounded the ring again. And this time we will not be going off air..
Benny Newell: NO! Not again! SECURITY!!
Scottywood gives the nod and all of the Hall of Famers storm the ring. Stevens and Mike try to fight back but Kostoff takes Mikes head off with a clothesline and Darkwing almost snaps Stevens in half with his signature spear. Even Nigel Lette gets taken out by a spinning back kick from Carey!
Darkwing and Kostoff stomp away Mike whilst Graystone, Max and Carey all put the boot in on Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: This is a total beat down. Stevens and Mike are helpless.
Mike is suddenly found being hoisted up onto Kostoff’s shoulders and slammed down hard with a NO REMORSE!
Stevens is being held up by Graystone and Carey for Max to kick him in the balls before they toss him over to Woodson. As Woodson screams in Stevens face Carey and Darkwing help Shane Reynolds to his feet, checking on their fallen comrade.
Once finished talking smack, Scotty picks up Stevens into a fireman carry and smashes him head first off the canvas with GAME MISCONDUCT!
Once finished all seven members of the Hall of Fame group hold hands and raise their arms in unison to standing ovation from the crowd.
Joe Hoffman: Benny LOOK! Top of the ramp!
Standing at the top of the stage is none other than the God of How himself, Lee Best, with Icon champion John Sektor to his right hand side. The hall of famers turn to face the two men and once again raise their arms as Lee and Sektor just stare down at the ring. They’re trying to stay poker faced but the concern is evident.
Benny Newell: What are they doing? Why are they just standing there?
Joe Hoffman: I think they’ve just realised that for once…the numbers are not in their favor..That’s all we’ve got time for folks. Tune in to HOtv next week where I’m sure yet more Mayhem is sure to unfold.
The HOW logo flashes up on the bottom of the screen as a lasting image of Lee and Sektor staring down at the ring is shown.
Benny Newell: You know, fuck Keller. Douchebag held the world title for like two weeks and loses it first time out? That to me does NOT warrant a rematch. The main event at Iconic should be Black versus the greatest wrestler on the planet, Johnathon Sektor and that’s a fact!
Joe Hoffman: Woah, careful Benny. You heard Sektor, he doesn’t want anybody calling him that name except Lee.
Benny Newell: Ah, he wouldn’t mind. We’re best buds.
In the middle of the ring are Graystone and Shane Reynolds. Both are ignoring the screams of adoration and cheers from the crowd as they both continue to brood and mope around the ring. Shane hasn’t changed too much. Graystone on the other hand has scars all over his face and arms.
Benny Newell: Fuck, would you look at Graystone? He looks like that fucking Chucky doll. And if he dresses up like Princess Angel again he’d look like the bride of Chucky, HA! Drink you miserable fucking bastard..
Joe Hoffman: Thank you for those warm words Benny. But I must say it is amazing to see Graystone back here in High Octane Wrestling. I mean the last time we saw him he was being left for dead by Max Kael.
Benny Newell: Last time we TRULY saw him, Kael was carrying him around in a coffee can. Now all these Hall of Fame cunt bags are all tossing each others salad.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd erupts into boo’s as “The Scoprion” by Megadeath hits the PA system. LSD champion, Scott Steven’s, then emerges onto the stage wearing the title around his waist, talking trash to the crowd as he makes his way down to the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Here comes the LSD champion and Best Alliance member, Scott Stevens. Benny what are your thoughts on Stevens being in the BA?
Benny Newell: Well look, I mean let’s be blunt here. He AINT John Sektor. Never has been never will be. But considering what that uncle fucker and his emo friend did to Lee and Sektor a couple of weeks back..well I’ll support anybody who’s flying the BA banner right now.
Joe Hoffman: What my partner is referring to is the unseen footage that was leaked on the internet this week. Benny and I witnessed it live as all of the Hall of Famers, lead by Scottywood turned on Lee and Sektor, beating them within an inch of their life.
Benny Newell: What they did was sign their own death warrant.
Stevens has now entered the ring and brazenly walked past the two hall of famers to hand his title to the time keeper. He then backs up into his own corner and shouts abuse over to them. Graystone and Reynolds just give each other a knowing look.
“The Best Around” By Joe Esposito hits!
Joe Hoffman: Ohhh here we go! The return of the prodigal son…again.
The reaction of the crowd is of mixed emotions as the music blasts. Some boo, some cheer but not a single member of the crowd is neutral as Michael Lee Best storms his way down the ramp. His eyes are fixed on one man in particular.
Joe Hoffman: Mike looks all business here Benny. He looks like he’s out for blood.
Benny Newell: Oh man I don’t know what to make of this. I need some coke or shit to deal with how I feel about Mike..
Mike runs the final few steps, sliding into the ring. Stevens steps up to him to talk but Mike just pushes him aside and sprints towards Shane Reynolds, launching himself and the Hall of Famer over the ropes to the outside!
DING DING!!
Joe Hoffman: Well Mike Best just kicked this match off with a bang. Clearly he wants vengeance for what Reynolds did to him.
Benny Newell: See that worries me, because Reynolds didn’t really do that much. In fact it was Lee and Sektor that really fucked him up.
Mayhem has truly been unleashed as Mike savagely hammers away at Reynolds on the outside of the ring. With Graystone watching from the ropes, Steven’s takes the opportunity to club him between the shoulders, getting the in ring action underway.
Benny Newell: God there are so many scars in the ring right now..
Stevens has Graystone on the ropes, hammering his jaw with stiff elbow strikes.
Meanwhile outside the ring Mike Best has just literally bounced Reynolds head off the steel guard rail and is showing no interest what so ever in what is going on in the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Clearly Mike has only one thing on his agenda tonight..
Benny Newell: Yeh-yeh-yeah. Vengeance we got it!
Stevens attempts an Irish whip to the opposite corner but Graystone reverse, pulling Stevens towards himself and knocking him down with a hard clothesline, earning the first cheer since the bell rang.
Outside the ring Mike is busy wrapping some power chords around Shanes neck, using his foot on the guard rail as leverage as he chokes him out.
Joe Hoffman: Graystone has managed to take control in the ring whilst on the outside..
Benny Newell: Reynolds is getting choked harder than my ex-wife..
Joe Hoffman: You were married?
Benny Newell: I dunno. I might have been. My life is kind of a blurr..
Graystone has his forearms around Stevens’ head and is delivering quick and sharp knee lifts straight to his head. He lets go and watches as Stevens groggily stumbles around the ring. Stevens eventually stumbles straight into Graystones path and earns himself a backbreaker. Graystone gets straight back to his feet and notices what is happening to his tag partner. He rushes out of the ring and boots Mike hard in his lower back, causing Reynolds to flop forward with the chord still around his neck.
Joe Hoffman: Never thought I’d see the day that Graystone would come to Reynolds rescue.
Benny Newell: I’m still getting my head around how he’s still alive…seriously mind fucked right now. It’s like his uncle shoved his dick straight through my ear and shouted..’ANY HOLES A GOAL!’
Joe Hoffman: Benny..
Benny Newell: What?
Joe Hoffman: Drink!
Graystone takes Mike by the head and forces it onto the ring post, causing a sickening sound of head meeting steel. He then scoops Mike up over his shoulder and throws him, rib first, onto the steel barricade.
As he turns his attention back to the ring, Best Alliance member Scott Stevens hits him in the chest with a baseball slide.
Newell jumps up.
Benny Newell: SA.. nah you know what? It’s not the same unless its Sektor.
Stevens has Graystone back in the ring and has just nailed him with a belly to back suplex. The LSD champion seems to have control and drags the Hall of Famer to his feet, turns him upside down and nails a Scorpion driver.
Joe Hoffman: SCORPION DRIVER!!
Benny Newell: YES! Pin that fucking corpse piece of shit!
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT!
Joe Hoffman: Ah, quick counts again from Lette. Obviously Sektor isn’t the only person he does that for.
Benny Newell: Will you stop with this Nigel Lette conspiracy shit! Quit keeping a nigga down, man. It’s not cool, not in this day and age.
Frustrated, Stevens lays a couple of stiff stomps to the chest of Graystone before dragging him back to his feet. Suddenly Graystone swings around to Steven’s rear…
Benny Newell: Watch out Stevens..He’ll UNCLE FUCK YOU!!
..Nails him with a desperation reverse implant DDT.
Jumping back to his feet he notices Stevens positioning near the corner and runs to the ropes, executing a perfect split legged corkscrew moonsault!
Joe Hoffman: The CURSE!! IT’S OVER AND MIKE AINT AROUND TO MAKE THE SAVE!
Graystone covers Stevens.
But Nigel Lette doesn’t know what to do. He looks full on panicked and suddenly rushes to the side of the ring and begins to count out the two men on the outside.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
The crowd are booing like crazy as Graystone glares up at Lette from the canvas.
FIVE
Joe Hoffman: What’s Lette doing? Surely counting the pin is more important that counting out Mike or Shane?
Benny Newell: Shut the fuck up Joe, Nig knows what Nig does…you feel?
Joe Hoffman: Shame he only chose now to figure it out.
Graystone is over to Lette and has him by the shirt. The crowd cheer like crazy, begging him to do what they have all been calling for weeks. Lette desperately tries to explain how Mike and Shane are the legal men in the match and when that fails he resorts to threatening to disqualify him.
Eventually Graystone lets go of him and jumps out of the ring. He grabs Mike and punches him in the stomach before rolling him into the ring. He then grabs Shane and rolls him in too, climbing in afterwards.
Joe Hoffman: BESTERECTION!!!
Benny Newell: Stictches for MA BITCHES!!!
Graystones head flops to the side after Mike just punt kicked him in the teeth. Mike then turns and drags Shane’s lifeless body to his feet, setting up for the..
Joe Hoffman: CRUCIFIX DRIVER!!!
Mike pins Shane and Stevens is just about back to his, rubbing his head. Mike is screaming at Lette to count and he looks at Stevens. Stevens nods and Lette drops to his knees.
ONE
TWO
THREE!!!
DING DING DING!!!
Bryan McVay: Your winner of the match, in 8 minutes and 22 seconds…The LSD champion Scott Stevens and MICHAEL..LEE…BEST!!!
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back, Michael Lee Best, with an impressive Victory. But what about Graystone? For most of this match he was in control, all on his own whilst his partner was unconscious.
Benny Newell: Fuck Graystone, Fuck Reynolds and FUCK Mike Best. Alright? Can I go home now and see if Redtube.com can get my dick up?
Mike and Stevens look at each other warily as Lette holds up their hands.
Joe Hoffman: Oh what’s this now?
Walking down the ramp are Hall of Famers Scott Woodson and Chris Kostoff.
Over each side of the guard rails are Darkwing and Bobbinette Carey.
The camera then switches to Joe and Benny where out of nowhere Max Kaels head appears in between them.
Max Kael: Gentlemen...
He then scrambles over the announce table and joins Graystone at his side. The fans are cheering like crazy as Mike and Stevens look desperately around the ring which is covered from all sides by Hall of Famers.
Joe Hoffman: The Hall of Famers have surrounded the ring again. And this time we will not be going off air..
Benny Newell: NO! Not again! SECURITY!!
Scottywood gives the nod and all of the Hall of Famers storm the ring. Stevens and Mike try to fight back but Kostoff takes Mikes head off with a clothesline and Darkwing almost snaps Stevens in half with his signature spear. Even Nigel Lette gets taken out by a spinning back kick from Carey!
Darkwing and Kostoff stomp away Mike whilst Graystone, Max and Carey all put the boot in on Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: This is a total beat down. Stevens and Mike are helpless.
Mike is suddenly found being hoisted up onto Kostoff’s shoulders and slammed down hard with a NO REMORSE!
Stevens is being held up by Graystone and Carey for Max to kick him in the balls before they toss him over to Woodson. As Woodson screams in Stevens face Carey and Darkwing help Shane Reynolds to his feet, checking on their fallen comrade.
Once finished talking smack, Scotty picks up Stevens into a fireman carry and smashes him head first off the canvas with GAME MISCONDUCT!
Once finished all seven members of the Hall of Fame group hold hands and raise their arms in unison to standing ovation from the crowd.
Joe Hoffman: Benny LOOK! Top of the ramp!
Standing at the top of the stage is none other than the God of How himself, Lee Best, with Icon champion John Sektor to his right hand side. The hall of famers turn to face the two men and once again raise their arms as Lee and Sektor just stare down at the ring. They’re trying to stay poker faced but the concern is evident.
Benny Newell: What are they doing? Why are they just standing there?
Joe Hoffman: I think they’ve just realised that for once…the numbers are not in their favor..That’s all we’ve got time for folks. Tune in to HOtv next week where I’m sure yet more Mayhem is sure to unfold.
The HOW logo flashes up on the bottom of the screen as a lasting image of Lee and Sektor staring down at the ring is shown.