Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 15, 2018 5:12:57 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Well Benny, ICONIC is rolling along and up next we have our first of two big title matches of the night. Scott Stevens defending his LSD title against three challengers… Scottywood, Brian Hollywood and Chris Diamond.
Benny Newell: It’s gonna be a Best Alliance slaughtering across the streets of New York City. Stevens is gonna show why HOW is way better than PWX… and he is going to an end to Scottywood once and for all!
Joe Hoffman: Well Brian Hollywood has pulled out a lot of stops for this match. First brutally attacking Scottywood to get into this match… then stealing Chris Diamond from HOW, signing him to a PWX contract and then inserting him into this match.
Benny Newell: And then makes it sound like he fucking stole Max Kael or David Black… it’s Chris fucking Diamond. The only people we could care less if you stole were Dick Fury or Mario Maurako.
Joe Hoffman: But I’d also keep an eye on the four time LSD champion, the man who Lee Best has placed a large bulls eye on, someone who may literally be fighting for his life tonight, The Hardcore Artist… Scottywood.
Benny Newell: Scotty has been all talk since he failed at War Games. He is past his prime and tonight Scott Stevens puts the dog down for good.
Joe Hoffman: Well that could very well happen as Scott Stevens has held the LSD title since August 23rd, which has been 128 days. Which has included defenses against Chris Diamond and the “LSD Legend” Silent Witness.
Benny Newell: He is the new face of the LSD division. Not some washed up Silent Witness… and not some soon to be dead Scottywood. Stevens will wipe the floor with these losers and retain his title… then John Sektor will bring the World title back to The Best Alliance.
Joe Hoffman: Well that is a tall order… and we will see if The Best Alliance can achieve that… or if one of five men between those two match can spoil that. Either way we are now going to head out to Bryan McVay who is standing out in front of Madison Square Garden with Joel Hortega who has drawn the daunting task of officiating this match.
Benny Newell: Figures we got the illegal running around the streets of New York City.
Cutting to like Joe said, the front of Madison Square Garden and Penn Station which is littered with weapons and there is a large crowd that has gathered to catch a glimpse of the big match for free.
"Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed blasts over the makeshift PA system as the crowd starts erupting in boos. A black limo pulls up next to Madison Square Garden and to a stop. The limo driver steps out of the car and walks towards the back of the limo. The writing on the door is inscripted as "Mr. Hollywood." The Limo Driver then opens the door and showcases Brian Hollywood as he steps out of the car. Hollywood looks around at the outside of MSG before making his way to McVay and Hortega.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Street Fight for the HOW LSD Title! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 220 pounds… Brian Hollywood!!!
Suddenly we see paparazzi rush up to the limo, flash bulbs go off like crazy as “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake hits and we see Chris Diamond dressed in his newly custom made PWX vest emerging from Hollywood’s limo.
Bryan McVay: And introducing from Pure Michigan and weighing in at 232 pounds… From PWX… Chris Diamond!
Joe Hoffman: Well you can see that Diamond and Hollywood are on the same page here early.
Benny Newell: Ya… and that page is straight out of Hollywood’s “How To Suck Dick” Fisher Price book.
Diamond points to some random hot bitch just as "come here girl" is said in the song and she starts to grind on Diamond. He takes off his vest and hands it to her and heads over to join Hollywood.
Joe Hoffman: Diamond took a big risk voiding his HOW contract and signing with PWX… we will see if it pays off here tonight.
Benny Newell: If Stevens doesn’t murder him too… he’s gonna be begging Lee for his job back after this match.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK
“Drink, Drank, Drunk” by Hellyeah hits and the New York City crowd erupts in cheers as Scottywood emerges from inside Madison Square Garden dressed in his #91 Scottywood New York Rangers’ blue home jersey and armed with his brand new toy… a hockey stick embedded with skate blades.
Benny Newell: That damn thing has to be illegal! You can’t be walking around the streets of New York City with a weapon like that these days!
Joe Hoffman: It’s all cleared with the city Benny… HOW… and PWX wrestlers have complete reign to do whatever they want during this match tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s bullshit.
Bryan McVay: And being accompanied by Frankie the Cameraman, from New York City, New York and weighing in at 265 pounds…. “The Hardcore Artist”…. Scottywood!!!
Walking over to the starting area, Scotty high fives a bunch of fans before handing Frankie his hockey stick and removing his jersey which he trades off with Frankie for the hockey stick back.
Nothing survives my sting!
The crowd starts booing and the electric guitar wails throughout the PA system as the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the air.
As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!
The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning High Octane Wrestling LSD champion. Walking out to the barricaded off starting point for the match, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Bryan McVay: And finally, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256 pounds… representing The Best Alliance… he is the reigning HOW LSD Champion for the past 128 days… “The Scorpion” Scott Stevens!!!!!!
Benny Newell: This man is a true champion Joe. The kind of man we want representing HOW as a champion heading into 2014!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens, despite a light schedule of defenses, has done a great job as LSD champion. Which has earned himself a number one seed heading into the LBI in 2014.
Stevens walks over to the other three men and raises his title high in the air as Hortega walks over and asks Stevens to hand over the belt. Hortega takes possession of the title and holds it up in the air for a moment before he calls for the bell to get this match under way.
Joe Hoffman: Here we go! One fall to a finish and it can happen anywhere here in New York City!
Well Stevens, Hollywood and Diamond turn immediately to the man holding the hockey stick, Scottywood as they start to circle him and all Scotty can do is pick someone an attack. So he charges at Hollywood who ducks the first swing and allows Stevens and Diamond to attack Scotty from behind. Hollywood kicks at the back of Scotty knee and takes Scotty down as Diamond and Hollywood start stomping away on The Hardcore Artist.
Joe Hoffman: Just like I said, Hollywood and Diamond on the same page.
Benny Newell: Stevens is on his own page… but it’s a much smarter one.
Stevens backs away and grabs a kendo stick which he uses to strike across the backs of Hollywood and Diamond… and then across their heads as they turn around. Scotty starts to pulls himself back up to his feet but Stevens smiles and goes to crack him across the head…
Joe Hoffman: Scotty rolling out of the way just in time. We know that head is still not one hundred percent… and one bad shot could be the end of him tonight.
Benny Newell: I hope Stevens splits his skull wide open and we finally find out the fucker has had nothing in there.
Hollywood comes from behind with a steel chair shot that sends Stevens stumbling through the guardrails that were set up and into the crowd. Stevens stumbles away and towards the busy Eight Avenue as Hollywood pursues him with the steel chair. He swings again but Stevens ducks and the chair goes flying into the street, striking a taxi cab.
Benny Newell: That’s one way to hail a cab in NYC.
Diamond and Scottywood start trading blows as Diamond throws Scotty into another section of the barricade. Stevens knees Hollywood in the gut and throws him out into Eighth Avenue causing a car to swerve out of the way and strike another as another slams into the back… causing a chain reaction of crashes. Hollywood stumbles up and Stevens throws Hollywood on the hood of the taxi, shattering the windshield.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens throwing the muscle around early here.
Scottywood has Diamond reeling with a kendo stick shot to the head as he stumbles out towards Eight Avenue too. He grabs Diamond’s head and then slams it into the cab’s window, shattering it and scaring out the passenger that is inside of it. Stevens and Scott then lock eyes as the start trading blows out in the middle of a now gridlocked Eighth Avenue.
Joe Hoffman: Pure chaos in New York City as we have already seen a Taxi used as a weapon and we have brought Eighth Avenue to a stop.
Benny Newell: Meh, it doesn’t move much faster normally.
Stevens knees Scotty in the gut and goes for a DDT but Scotty pushes him away and Stevens lands on his back and Scotty drops the elbow and goes for the first cover of the match.
Uno……
Dos…………..
Joe Hoffman: Kickout by Stevens!
Benny Newell: Of course it was, he is the face of the LSD division!
Scottywood picks Stevens up and leads him across the street and throws him into a hot dog vendor machine.
Scottywood: I’ll have one with everything on it.
As Scotty grabs one of the ketchup bottles and starts spraying it all over Stevens’ face before he starts hammering away.
Scottywood: Needs mustard.
He grabs the bottle of mustard and starts spraying it on Stevens as Hollywood and Diamond attack Scottywood from behind, knocking Scotty, Stevens and the hot dog cart over. They start stomping Stevens and Scotty for a moment before Hollywood grabs the umbrella from the cart and slams it down on Stevens… and then Scotty as now Diamond goes for the cover on Stevens and Hollywood on Scottywood.
Uno…….
Dos……………….
Tre….
Joe Hoffman: Both men kick out as the PWX guys are working well together so far here.
Benny Newell: But they’re not getting it done.
Hollywood goes to pick Scottywood up… but he squirts the bottle of mustard in Hollywood’s face and nails a DDT off the side of the hotdog cart. Diamond tries to attack Scotty but Stevens trips him up and Diamond slams hi head off the side of the hot dog cart. Scotty kicks the now mangled cart out of the way with the angry… um foreign dude yelling in some odd language in the background as Scotty goes for a cover on Diamond.
Uno…..
Dos……..
Tres……….
Joe Hoffman: Another nearfall… and we continue on in the streets of New York City.
Scotty pulls Diamond back up to his feet and gets a kendo stick slammed between his legs by Stevens as Scotty drops to his knees and onto his side as Stevens drills Diamond with the kendo stick and quickly goes for the cover on Diamond.
Uno……
Dos…………..
Tres……………………
Benny Newell: It’s all….
Joe Hoffman: Save by Hollywood! Hortega says just two!
Stevens and Hollywood start trading rights as Hollywood gains the advantage and nails Stevens with a standing side kick.
Joe Hoffman: The Executive Promise!
Stevens is laid out as Hollywood rushes in for the cover.
Uno………….
Dos…………………
Tres…………………………
Joe Hoffman: Broken up by Scottywood!
Benny Newell: I guess for one last time I can say thank fucks for Sc…. Nah, can’t fucking say it. Fuck him!
Scottywood pulls Hollywood up to his feet and lifts Hollywood up onto his shoulders.
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct time!
But Diamond rushes over and Scotty dumps Hollywood and big boots Diamond in the face and into some man walking by who catches Diamond and pushes him back at Scotty who lifts Diamond up to his feet and Game Misconduct. He quickly shoots the half and goes for the cover.
Uno…….
Dos……………………..
Tres………………………………
Joe Hoffman: And Scottywood…
Benny Newell: Hollywood breaks it up!
Joe Hoffman: fast paced action here and multiple saves on pinfalls that could have ended this match.
Hollywood starts stomping out Scottywood, but only for a moment before.
CRACK!
Stevens nails Hollywood across the back with a baseball bat that he acquired from a Best Alliance stooge dressed in a HOW security uniform. Hollywood doesn’t drop as he tries to turn to Stevens and fight back… but he just catches a bat between the eyes. Diamond attacks Stevens from behind with a forearm shot that dislodges the bat as Stevens now turns around to catch a boot from Diamond and a stunner.
Joe Hoffman: Diamond Stunner! Diamond could be the new champion right here!
Benny Newell: Come on Stevens!
Uno…………….
Dos……………………..
Tres……………………………….
Benny Newell: Mother Fucker!
Joe Hoffman: Scottywood with the save now!
Scotty pulls the strength together to break the pin up as Diamond rolls over, completely spent from his last ditch effort after the Game Misconduct which has left him a bloody mess now. Scotty grabs Stevens and throws him back into Eighth Avenue as Stevens stumbles and Scotty grabs Stevens… but Stevens knees Scotty in the gut and slams Scotty head into a Taxi window.
Joe Hoffman: Scotty’s head!!!
Benny Newell: Toxic Sting!
Stevens does indeed nail his finishing stunner on Scotty who drops again to the ground out cold as Stevens goes for the cover and Hortega slides in for the count.
Uno……………….
Dos……………………………….
Tres………………………………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood somehow with the save!!!
Benny Newell: Cock fucking penguin fucker!
Hollywood and Stevens trade blows Stevens throws Hollywood up onto the hood of the taxi he climbs up on it and the two trade a few more shots before Stevens connects with a low blow and nails a DDT on Hollywood through the windshield of the taxi.
Benny Newell: Take that you PWX fuck!
Stevens turns back to Scotty but gets Chris diamond attacking Stevens with a stop sign that he nails Stevens in the head with. Stevens stagger backwards a step as Diamond goes to kick Steven in the gut but Stevens catches his foot and levels Diamond with a clothesline. He again looks for Scotty but Scotty is gone. He looks around again and see The Hardcore Artist emerge from behind a car… with his skate blade embedded hockey stick in hand.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens better avoid that or this is gonna end quickly.
Benny Newell: Someone call the fucking cops on this fucker!
Scottywood slowly approaches Stevens, who holds his ground and looks for something to dfend himself with. He goes for the stop sign but Chris Diamond grabs his leg and distracts Stevens just enough for Scotty to drill him between the eyes with the stick, narrowly missing the blade, but still knocking the LSD champion down.
Joe Hoffman: #RANGERS GOAL!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Oh shut the fuck up! Go Blackhawks!
We see Hollywood, who is a complete bloody mess standing on top of the taxi as he leaps off at Scotty who ducks out of the way at the last second and Hollywood takes out his fellow PWXer Chris Diamond with a cross body. Opening up a nearby manhole cover, Scotty grabs the bloody Hollywood and literally throws him down the hole and out of sight.
Joe Hoffman: Oh my God! Hollywood may have just been killed! How deep is that manhole?
Benny Newell: Who the fuck cares. PWX is shit… and with shit he belongs.
Diamond staggers back up to his feet and Scotty reacquires his hockey stick and drills Frankie between the eyes with the hockey stick, with one of the blades catches Diamond’s head and splitting him wide open . Scotty then takes one more shot into Diamond’s gut as Scotty discards the stick and hits an SDT onto the concrete as he again shoots the half and goes for a cover.
UNO……..
Benny Newell: Stevens is on his feet!
DOS…………….
We see a taxi cab fly up onto the sidewalk, trying to avoid the traffic jam and it clips Stevens in the leg and takes him down to the ground.
TRES…………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: Holy… It’s all over!!!
Benny Newell: What the fuck?! That fucking taxi just… No! No! No!
Joe Hoffman: That Taxi just hit Stevens and crashed into a tree! All while Scottywood just pinned Chris Diamond!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match and the NEW HOW LSD CHAMPION…. SCOTTYWOOD!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Mister five time in New York City! Scottywood has reclaimed the LSD, survived and ruined a perfect night for The Best Alliance already!
Benny Newell: Someone call 911 and get Stevens some help! And arrest that driver!
Hortega hands the title off to Scottywood as fans rush in to celebrate with The Hardcore Artist who wipes some blood away from his face and raises the LSD title up in the air.
Joe Hoffman: A hell of a fight in the streets of New York City. Scottywood battled hard and kept that head out of relative danger to capture the LSD title for a record fifth time.
Meanwhile we see the cab door open and out step to rather large men get out who are wearing Chicago Bears jersey and chewing on some brauts.
Super Fan #1: Daaaaa Bears!
As he kicks Scott Stevens in the gut.
Super Fan #2: Daaaaaaa Bears!
And he also kicks Stevens in the gut. One of them then pulls a polish sausage out of the cab as the other proceeds to pulls Stevens pants down while the other takes the polish sausage and rams it right up Stevens’ ass as the other beats him with a steak before the camera cuts away.
Benny Newell: What the fuck was that shit! I think they just violated Scott Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Those were Bears fans… super Bears fans. I saw Stevens talking some shit earlier on Twitter. Looks like some fans have taken exception…
Benny Newell: But Polish sausage rape?
Scotty’s celebration continues as he laughs at Stevens for a moment and points down towards the Irish Times pub down the street… where I am sure he is planning a huge blow out to celebrate his big win as the cameras cut away from outside of MSG and head back inside for the next match.
Benny Newell: It’s gonna be a Best Alliance slaughtering across the streets of New York City. Stevens is gonna show why HOW is way better than PWX… and he is going to an end to Scottywood once and for all!
Joe Hoffman: Well Brian Hollywood has pulled out a lot of stops for this match. First brutally attacking Scottywood to get into this match… then stealing Chris Diamond from HOW, signing him to a PWX contract and then inserting him into this match.
Benny Newell: And then makes it sound like he fucking stole Max Kael or David Black… it’s Chris fucking Diamond. The only people we could care less if you stole were Dick Fury or Mario Maurako.
Joe Hoffman: But I’d also keep an eye on the four time LSD champion, the man who Lee Best has placed a large bulls eye on, someone who may literally be fighting for his life tonight, The Hardcore Artist… Scottywood.
Benny Newell: Scotty has been all talk since he failed at War Games. He is past his prime and tonight Scott Stevens puts the dog down for good.
Joe Hoffman: Well that could very well happen as Scott Stevens has held the LSD title since August 23rd, which has been 128 days. Which has included defenses against Chris Diamond and the “LSD Legend” Silent Witness.
Benny Newell: He is the new face of the LSD division. Not some washed up Silent Witness… and not some soon to be dead Scottywood. Stevens will wipe the floor with these losers and retain his title… then John Sektor will bring the World title back to The Best Alliance.
Joe Hoffman: Well that is a tall order… and we will see if The Best Alliance can achieve that… or if one of five men between those two match can spoil that. Either way we are now going to head out to Bryan McVay who is standing out in front of Madison Square Garden with Joel Hortega who has drawn the daunting task of officiating this match.
Benny Newell: Figures we got the illegal running around the streets of New York City.
Cutting to like Joe said, the front of Madison Square Garden and Penn Station which is littered with weapons and there is a large crowd that has gathered to catch a glimpse of the big match for free.
"Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed blasts over the makeshift PA system as the crowd starts erupting in boos. A black limo pulls up next to Madison Square Garden and to a stop. The limo driver steps out of the car and walks towards the back of the limo. The writing on the door is inscripted as "Mr. Hollywood." The Limo Driver then opens the door and showcases Brian Hollywood as he steps out of the car. Hollywood looks around at the outside of MSG before making his way to McVay and Hortega.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Street Fight for the HOW LSD Title! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 220 pounds… Brian Hollywood!!!
Suddenly we see paparazzi rush up to the limo, flash bulbs go off like crazy as “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake hits and we see Chris Diamond dressed in his newly custom made PWX vest emerging from Hollywood’s limo.
Bryan McVay: And introducing from Pure Michigan and weighing in at 232 pounds… From PWX… Chris Diamond!
Joe Hoffman: Well you can see that Diamond and Hollywood are on the same page here early.
Benny Newell: Ya… and that page is straight out of Hollywood’s “How To Suck Dick” Fisher Price book.
Diamond points to some random hot bitch just as "come here girl" is said in the song and she starts to grind on Diamond. He takes off his vest and hands it to her and heads over to join Hollywood.
Joe Hoffman: Diamond took a big risk voiding his HOW contract and signing with PWX… we will see if it pays off here tonight.
Benny Newell: If Stevens doesn’t murder him too… he’s gonna be begging Lee for his job back after this match.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK
“Drink, Drank, Drunk” by Hellyeah hits and the New York City crowd erupts in cheers as Scottywood emerges from inside Madison Square Garden dressed in his #91 Scottywood New York Rangers’ blue home jersey and armed with his brand new toy… a hockey stick embedded with skate blades.
Benny Newell: That damn thing has to be illegal! You can’t be walking around the streets of New York City with a weapon like that these days!
Joe Hoffman: It’s all cleared with the city Benny… HOW… and PWX wrestlers have complete reign to do whatever they want during this match tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s bullshit.
Bryan McVay: And being accompanied by Frankie the Cameraman, from New York City, New York and weighing in at 265 pounds…. “The Hardcore Artist”…. Scottywood!!!
Walking over to the starting area, Scotty high fives a bunch of fans before handing Frankie his hockey stick and removing his jersey which he trades off with Frankie for the hockey stick back.
Nothing survives my sting!
The crowd starts booing and the electric guitar wails throughout the PA system as the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the air.
As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!
The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the reigning High Octane Wrestling LSD champion. Walking out to the barricaded off starting point for the match, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Bryan McVay: And finally, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256 pounds… representing The Best Alliance… he is the reigning HOW LSD Champion for the past 128 days… “The Scorpion” Scott Stevens!!!!!!
Benny Newell: This man is a true champion Joe. The kind of man we want representing HOW as a champion heading into 2014!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens, despite a light schedule of defenses, has done a great job as LSD champion. Which has earned himself a number one seed heading into the LBI in 2014.
Stevens walks over to the other three men and raises his title high in the air as Hortega walks over and asks Stevens to hand over the belt. Hortega takes possession of the title and holds it up in the air for a moment before he calls for the bell to get this match under way.
Joe Hoffman: Here we go! One fall to a finish and it can happen anywhere here in New York City!
Well Stevens, Hollywood and Diamond turn immediately to the man holding the hockey stick, Scottywood as they start to circle him and all Scotty can do is pick someone an attack. So he charges at Hollywood who ducks the first swing and allows Stevens and Diamond to attack Scotty from behind. Hollywood kicks at the back of Scotty knee and takes Scotty down as Diamond and Hollywood start stomping away on The Hardcore Artist.
Joe Hoffman: Just like I said, Hollywood and Diamond on the same page.
Benny Newell: Stevens is on his own page… but it’s a much smarter one.
Stevens backs away and grabs a kendo stick which he uses to strike across the backs of Hollywood and Diamond… and then across their heads as they turn around. Scotty starts to pulls himself back up to his feet but Stevens smiles and goes to crack him across the head…
Joe Hoffman: Scotty rolling out of the way just in time. We know that head is still not one hundred percent… and one bad shot could be the end of him tonight.
Benny Newell: I hope Stevens splits his skull wide open and we finally find out the fucker has had nothing in there.
Hollywood comes from behind with a steel chair shot that sends Stevens stumbling through the guardrails that were set up and into the crowd. Stevens stumbles away and towards the busy Eight Avenue as Hollywood pursues him with the steel chair. He swings again but Stevens ducks and the chair goes flying into the street, striking a taxi cab.
Benny Newell: That’s one way to hail a cab in NYC.
Diamond and Scottywood start trading blows as Diamond throws Scotty into another section of the barricade. Stevens knees Hollywood in the gut and throws him out into Eighth Avenue causing a car to swerve out of the way and strike another as another slams into the back… causing a chain reaction of crashes. Hollywood stumbles up and Stevens throws Hollywood on the hood of the taxi, shattering the windshield.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens throwing the muscle around early here.
Scottywood has Diamond reeling with a kendo stick shot to the head as he stumbles out towards Eight Avenue too. He grabs Diamond’s head and then slams it into the cab’s window, shattering it and scaring out the passenger that is inside of it. Stevens and Scott then lock eyes as the start trading blows out in the middle of a now gridlocked Eighth Avenue.
Joe Hoffman: Pure chaos in New York City as we have already seen a Taxi used as a weapon and we have brought Eighth Avenue to a stop.
Benny Newell: Meh, it doesn’t move much faster normally.
Stevens knees Scotty in the gut and goes for a DDT but Scotty pushes him away and Stevens lands on his back and Scotty drops the elbow and goes for the first cover of the match.
Uno……
Dos…………..
Joe Hoffman: Kickout by Stevens!
Benny Newell: Of course it was, he is the face of the LSD division!
Scottywood picks Stevens up and leads him across the street and throws him into a hot dog vendor machine.
Scottywood: I’ll have one with everything on it.
As Scotty grabs one of the ketchup bottles and starts spraying it all over Stevens’ face before he starts hammering away.
Scottywood: Needs mustard.
He grabs the bottle of mustard and starts spraying it on Stevens as Hollywood and Diamond attack Scottywood from behind, knocking Scotty, Stevens and the hot dog cart over. They start stomping Stevens and Scotty for a moment before Hollywood grabs the umbrella from the cart and slams it down on Stevens… and then Scotty as now Diamond goes for the cover on Stevens and Hollywood on Scottywood.
Uno…….
Dos……………….
Tre….
Joe Hoffman: Both men kick out as the PWX guys are working well together so far here.
Benny Newell: But they’re not getting it done.
Hollywood goes to pick Scottywood up… but he squirts the bottle of mustard in Hollywood’s face and nails a DDT off the side of the hotdog cart. Diamond tries to attack Scotty but Stevens trips him up and Diamond slams hi head off the side of the hot dog cart. Scotty kicks the now mangled cart out of the way with the angry… um foreign dude yelling in some odd language in the background as Scotty goes for a cover on Diamond.
Uno…..
Dos……..
Tres……….
Joe Hoffman: Another nearfall… and we continue on in the streets of New York City.
Scotty pulls Diamond back up to his feet and gets a kendo stick slammed between his legs by Stevens as Scotty drops to his knees and onto his side as Stevens drills Diamond with the kendo stick and quickly goes for the cover on Diamond.
Uno……
Dos…………..
Tres……………………
Benny Newell: It’s all….
Joe Hoffman: Save by Hollywood! Hortega says just two!
Stevens and Hollywood start trading rights as Hollywood gains the advantage and nails Stevens with a standing side kick.
Joe Hoffman: The Executive Promise!
Stevens is laid out as Hollywood rushes in for the cover.
Uno………….
Dos…………………
Tres…………………………
Joe Hoffman: Broken up by Scottywood!
Benny Newell: I guess for one last time I can say thank fucks for Sc…. Nah, can’t fucking say it. Fuck him!
Scottywood pulls Hollywood up to his feet and lifts Hollywood up onto his shoulders.
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct time!
But Diamond rushes over and Scotty dumps Hollywood and big boots Diamond in the face and into some man walking by who catches Diamond and pushes him back at Scotty who lifts Diamond up to his feet and Game Misconduct. He quickly shoots the half and goes for the cover.
Uno…….
Dos……………………..
Tres………………………………
Joe Hoffman: And Scottywood…
Benny Newell: Hollywood breaks it up!
Joe Hoffman: fast paced action here and multiple saves on pinfalls that could have ended this match.
Hollywood starts stomping out Scottywood, but only for a moment before.
CRACK!
Stevens nails Hollywood across the back with a baseball bat that he acquired from a Best Alliance stooge dressed in a HOW security uniform. Hollywood doesn’t drop as he tries to turn to Stevens and fight back… but he just catches a bat between the eyes. Diamond attacks Stevens from behind with a forearm shot that dislodges the bat as Stevens now turns around to catch a boot from Diamond and a stunner.
Joe Hoffman: Diamond Stunner! Diamond could be the new champion right here!
Benny Newell: Come on Stevens!
Uno…………….
Dos……………………..
Tres……………………………….
Benny Newell: Mother Fucker!
Joe Hoffman: Scottywood with the save now!
Scotty pulls the strength together to break the pin up as Diamond rolls over, completely spent from his last ditch effort after the Game Misconduct which has left him a bloody mess now. Scotty grabs Stevens and throws him back into Eighth Avenue as Stevens stumbles and Scotty grabs Stevens… but Stevens knees Scotty in the gut and slams Scotty head into a Taxi window.
Joe Hoffman: Scotty’s head!!!
Benny Newell: Toxic Sting!
Stevens does indeed nail his finishing stunner on Scotty who drops again to the ground out cold as Stevens goes for the cover and Hortega slides in for the count.
Uno……………….
Dos……………………………….
Tres………………………………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood somehow with the save!!!
Benny Newell: Cock fucking penguin fucker!
Hollywood and Stevens trade blows Stevens throws Hollywood up onto the hood of the taxi he climbs up on it and the two trade a few more shots before Stevens connects with a low blow and nails a DDT on Hollywood through the windshield of the taxi.
Benny Newell: Take that you PWX fuck!
Stevens turns back to Scotty but gets Chris diamond attacking Stevens with a stop sign that he nails Stevens in the head with. Stevens stagger backwards a step as Diamond goes to kick Steven in the gut but Stevens catches his foot and levels Diamond with a clothesline. He again looks for Scotty but Scotty is gone. He looks around again and see The Hardcore Artist emerge from behind a car… with his skate blade embedded hockey stick in hand.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens better avoid that or this is gonna end quickly.
Benny Newell: Someone call the fucking cops on this fucker!
Scottywood slowly approaches Stevens, who holds his ground and looks for something to dfend himself with. He goes for the stop sign but Chris Diamond grabs his leg and distracts Stevens just enough for Scotty to drill him between the eyes with the stick, narrowly missing the blade, but still knocking the LSD champion down.
Joe Hoffman: #RANGERS GOAL!!!!!!
Benny Newell: Oh shut the fuck up! Go Blackhawks!
We see Hollywood, who is a complete bloody mess standing on top of the taxi as he leaps off at Scotty who ducks out of the way at the last second and Hollywood takes out his fellow PWXer Chris Diamond with a cross body. Opening up a nearby manhole cover, Scotty grabs the bloody Hollywood and literally throws him down the hole and out of sight.
Joe Hoffman: Oh my God! Hollywood may have just been killed! How deep is that manhole?
Benny Newell: Who the fuck cares. PWX is shit… and with shit he belongs.
Diamond staggers back up to his feet and Scotty reacquires his hockey stick and drills Frankie between the eyes with the hockey stick, with one of the blades catches Diamond’s head and splitting him wide open . Scotty then takes one more shot into Diamond’s gut as Scotty discards the stick and hits an SDT onto the concrete as he again shoots the half and goes for a cover.
UNO……..
Benny Newell: Stevens is on his feet!
DOS…………….
We see a taxi cab fly up onto the sidewalk, trying to avoid the traffic jam and it clips Stevens in the leg and takes him down to the ground.
TRES…………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: Holy… It’s all over!!!
Benny Newell: What the fuck?! That fucking taxi just… No! No! No!
Joe Hoffman: That Taxi just hit Stevens and crashed into a tree! All while Scottywood just pinned Chris Diamond!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match and the NEW HOW LSD CHAMPION…. SCOTTYWOOD!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Mister five time in New York City! Scottywood has reclaimed the LSD, survived and ruined a perfect night for The Best Alliance already!
Benny Newell: Someone call 911 and get Stevens some help! And arrest that driver!
Hortega hands the title off to Scottywood as fans rush in to celebrate with The Hardcore Artist who wipes some blood away from his face and raises the LSD title up in the air.
Joe Hoffman: A hell of a fight in the streets of New York City. Scottywood battled hard and kept that head out of relative danger to capture the LSD title for a record fifth time.
Meanwhile we see the cab door open and out step to rather large men get out who are wearing Chicago Bears jersey and chewing on some brauts.
Super Fan #1: Daaaaa Bears!
As he kicks Scott Stevens in the gut.
Super Fan #2: Daaaaaaa Bears!
And he also kicks Stevens in the gut. One of them then pulls a polish sausage out of the cab as the other proceeds to pulls Stevens pants down while the other takes the polish sausage and rams it right up Stevens’ ass as the other beats him with a steak before the camera cuts away.
Benny Newell: What the fuck was that shit! I think they just violated Scott Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Those were Bears fans… super Bears fans. I saw Stevens talking some shit earlier on Twitter. Looks like some fans have taken exception…
Benny Newell: But Polish sausage rape?
Scotty’s celebration continues as he laughs at Stevens for a moment and points down towards the Irish Times pub down the street… where I am sure he is planning a huge blow out to celebrate his big win as the cameras cut away from outside of MSG and head back inside for the next match.