Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 11, 2018 18:18:02 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Back on Mayhem and we have had quite a night already with Kirsta Lewis pulling out a huge upset and defeating Jace Parker Davidson. Plus we still have Mike Best and Max Kael for the ICON title. But right now we got six man tag team street fight action with Bobby Dean teaming with COOL Reality to take on Scott Stevens and The Lady Killers.
Benny Newell: Filler shit… can we just skip to the main event? Hit fast forward on that DVR?
Joe Hoffman: Nope, but the ringside area has been scattered with weapon which Scott Stevens and The Lady Killers, who Scottywood has denied a televised entrance are starting to arm themselves with.
Benny Newell: More bullshit from Scottywood. This power is already gone to his hair dye ridden skull.
OOOOOHHHHHHH, You Gotta Keep ‘em Separated
“I am the COOL” by Screaming Jay Hawkins cuts in as walking out from the cloud of smoke comes the trio of Stevens, Scottywood and Jiles.
Braayn McVay: And their opponents weighing in at 698.5 pounds… The HOW LSD champion “Beautiful” Bobby Dean and the men who possess the HOW Tag Team titles… Cancer Jiles and GM Scottywood… COOL Reality!!
Benny Newell: Stole the Tag Team titles…
Joe Hoffman: Can you really steal stolen goods? They were already stolen.
Benny Newell: YES! Maybe… how the fuck do I know. But those are The BA’s titles.
COOL Reality shed their titles as Bobby Dean keeps his around his waist as the two teams waste no time and start brawling around the ring as Hortega calls for the bell to start the match. As expected, Dean and Stevens pair off as Stevens swings a kendo stick and misses as Dean kicks him in the gut and connects with an early shot with the brass knuckles he was secretly wearing down to the ring.
Benny Newell: He can’t…
Joe Hoffman: Street fight, before you even start, it is a street fight, anything is legal. And Dean is going for a quick cover.
Uno….
Dos…..
Broken up by Diamond who had taken Jiles down with a trash can lid shot to the head. Scottywood meanwhile is working over Beast, dropping his throat across the steel barricade which makes his cough and gasp for air. Beast stumbles as Scotty grabs him into a front face lock and up into a suspended suplex before dropping him straight onto his head.
Joe Hoffman: Scottydriver and another pin attempt by Scotty’s team.
Uno….
Dos…..
Again broken up by Diamond who starts exchanging punches with Scottywood, but Dean pulls him off Scotty as Diamond counters with a Mongolian Chop and turns back to Scotty who boots him in the gut and goes for a Game Misconduct but Diamond slips off Scotty’s back and connects with a German suplex. He pops back up and grabs Dean and connects with a DDT straight onto a stray trash can. Diamond quickly scrambles for the cover as Scotty is dazed.
Uno…
Dos…..
Joe Hoffman: Cancer Jiles with the save!
Jiles stomps away at Diamond as Stevens comes back into play with a steel chair straight across Cancer’s back. Jiles turns around and gets cracked again across his head as blood starts to flow from the fresh wound. Stevens drops the chair and hits the stunner on Jiles.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting on Jiles! COOL Reality in danger here as Stevens goes for the cover.
Uno….
Dos…..
Tres…..
Scottywood dives to break the cover up as he stares back at Hortega to see if he made it in time and Hortega washes the cover out and holds up two fingers. Scottywood turns to Stevens though who slams a crushed trash can across Scotty’s face. The Hardcore Artist shakes it off and throws his own stiff right that connects. Scotty gets back to his feet and connects another couple rights as Chris Diamond steps in and nails Scotty with a Diamond Stunner.
Joe Hoffman: Could this be TLK’s first pin on COOL Reality?
Uno…
Dos…..
Tres….
Cancer Jiles takes out Stevens and Bobby Dean breaks up the cover and again it is just a two count from Hortega. Scottywood rolls away as Dean helps Diamond up and slams his head off the ring post. Beast comes back into the match but Dean boots him in the gut and throws him into the steel steps. Cancer Jiles and Stevens are battling now as Stevens takes out Cancer’s right knee and locks The Count in a Boston Crab.
Joe Hoffman: Cancer in danger as Scottywood grabs Chris Diamond from Dean and slams his head into the ringpost again before he lifts Diamond up onto his shoulders. Dean picks Beast up and sets him up for the Danshoku Driver…
Joe Hoffman: Danshoku Driver connects onto the steel steps! Sam Beast’s head may be split open!
Benny Newell: Ok… even I enjoyed that.
Diamond elbows Scottywood in the head once, twice, three times before Scotty is able to ram Diamond head off the ringpost and connect with the Game Misconduct on the floor as Dean goes for the cover on Beast. Cancer Jiles has almost twisted out of the Boston crab as Stevens lets go to try and break up the cover.
Uno….
Dos……
Scottywood with the spear on Stevens…
Benny Newell: Miss!
Joe Hoffman: Spear connects
Tres……
Benny Newell: Fuck!
Joe Hoffman: It’s Over!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winners of this match in 10:31… The possessors’ of the HOW Tag Team titles COOL REALITY and the HOW LSD Champion… BOBBY DEAN!!!
Joe Hoffman: Well Dean and COOL Reality win for the second straight week on Mayhem… and COOL Reality once again get the upper hand on The Lady Killers for the third straight match.
Benny Newell: Blah, blah, blah, time for the main event!
Joe Hoffman: Well I hear we have Max Kael backstage first… so we are going to cut back there…
Benny Newell: What is going on over there?
Joe Hoffman: Someone is coming though the crowd…
Benny Newell: He looks like a fuckin’ fre…
Joe Hoffman: That is Chris Kostoff!!!
Benny Newell: You are fucking blind Joe there is no way… It is Kostoff!!!
Indeed the two announcers are correct as Chris Kostoff hops the barricade to the almost deafening roar of the crowd. In his hand is some kind of chain as he heads right over to Chris Diamond and clamps one of the very ancient looking shackles onto his right wrist. He tosses the chain around the bottom rope twice and then slams the other shackle off Diamond head before connecting it to his left wrist. COOL Reality and Bobby Dean just back up as Scott Stevens just shrugs as he walks away from the ring, not caring enough to stay and help his tag team partner.
Joe Hoffman: Kostoff has just shackled Chris Diamond to that bottom rope and I don’t even wanna imagine what Kostoff has in mind for Diamond…
Kostoff goes under the ring and pulls himself out a sledgehammer… but then tosses it to the side. He the reaches under and pulls out a steel pipe.
Joe Hoffman: Oh God….
But Kostoff tosses it to the side, which lets Diamond sigh in relief… but then Kostoff lunges right at Sam Beast who is being helped up by HOW EMTs. Kostoff tackles him to the ground as the EMTs scramble as Kostoff unleashes a fury of punches to bloodied skull of Beast. Punch after punch as the wound is opened up and blood starts to just cover Beast’s face. Kostoff then lifts Beast to his feet and shows Diamond his partner’s mangled face. He then picks Beast up and connects with his trademark No Remorse powerbomb onto the steel steps.
Joe Hoffman: No Remorse by Kostoff and Beast is out cold. Someone needs to get Kostoff off of him.
Benny Newell: Go try that Joe… see what happens to you.
Kostoff then rolls Beast off the steps… which he lifts up over his head and slams the steps down on Beast’s right leg once… twice… three times.
Joe Hoffman: Please stop! His leg must be shattered!
Shockingly someone does bring it to an end… and that is Scottywood who walks up to Kostoff and places a arm in front of him.
Scottywood: I think you made one hell of a point right there…
As he says there he rubs his foot into Beast’s likely shattered leg as he screams out in pain.
Scottywood: Diamond… you like to run your mouth on Twitter. To Me, to Jiles, to fired tag teams and to retired Hall of Famers. Well the great thing about wrestling is… retirements aren’t always permanent. So with Rumble at the Rock 5 on the horizons… I have made a special signing. As of tonight, Chris Kostoff is back under contract in HOW and I have signed a match between Kostoff… and you Chris Diamond!
The crowd roars as Kostoff shows the signs of a slight smile as Diamond screams from his shackles at Scottywood.
Scottywood: Oh… that isn’t enough for you? You want more? Well I can certainly oblige that for you. How about we make that match take place inside of the Alcatraz… Prison Yard!
The crowd explodes with cheers as Diamond goes nuts.
Joe Hoffman: Kostoff versus Diamond in the Alcatraz prison yard! What a huge match for Rumble at the Rock!
Scottywood: Now don’t hang around here too long Chris… Max versus Mike is up next and you don’t wanna be around for that war. So hopefully we have bolt cutters around big enough to cut that shit. I’m gonna go backstage and celebrate my win over you by doing Avril Lavigne. She is my one celebrity I can sleep with, so it’s cool with Alice. Just glad that she is single… don’t have to worry about any angry fiancé or shit like that… maybe just a pissed off ghost. Plus I’m hooking her up with her one celebrity before Rumble at the Rock. But have a good night… make sure you start counting down or tweeting down the days till your death… a.k.a. Rumble at the Rock. Hashtag KostoffGonnaKillYou.
Kostoff’s music hits as the crowd is going nuts and the Monster of HOW stares Diamond down like the sick, twisted and anger full Kostoff of old as we cut to backstage.
Benny Newell: Filler shit… can we just skip to the main event? Hit fast forward on that DVR?
Joe Hoffman: Nope, but the ringside area has been scattered with weapon which Scott Stevens and The Lady Killers, who Scottywood has denied a televised entrance are starting to arm themselves with.
Benny Newell: More bullshit from Scottywood. This power is already gone to his hair dye ridden skull.
OOOOOHHHHHHH, You Gotta Keep ‘em Separated
“I am the COOL” by Screaming Jay Hawkins cuts in as walking out from the cloud of smoke comes the trio of Stevens, Scottywood and Jiles.
Braayn McVay: And their opponents weighing in at 698.5 pounds… The HOW LSD champion “Beautiful” Bobby Dean and the men who possess the HOW Tag Team titles… Cancer Jiles and GM Scottywood… COOL Reality!!
Benny Newell: Stole the Tag Team titles…
Joe Hoffman: Can you really steal stolen goods? They were already stolen.
Benny Newell: YES! Maybe… how the fuck do I know. But those are The BA’s titles.
COOL Reality shed their titles as Bobby Dean keeps his around his waist as the two teams waste no time and start brawling around the ring as Hortega calls for the bell to start the match. As expected, Dean and Stevens pair off as Stevens swings a kendo stick and misses as Dean kicks him in the gut and connects with an early shot with the brass knuckles he was secretly wearing down to the ring.
Benny Newell: He can’t…
Joe Hoffman: Street fight, before you even start, it is a street fight, anything is legal. And Dean is going for a quick cover.
Uno….
Dos…..
Broken up by Diamond who had taken Jiles down with a trash can lid shot to the head. Scottywood meanwhile is working over Beast, dropping his throat across the steel barricade which makes his cough and gasp for air. Beast stumbles as Scotty grabs him into a front face lock and up into a suspended suplex before dropping him straight onto his head.
Joe Hoffman: Scottydriver and another pin attempt by Scotty’s team.
Uno….
Dos…..
Again broken up by Diamond who starts exchanging punches with Scottywood, but Dean pulls him off Scotty as Diamond counters with a Mongolian Chop and turns back to Scotty who boots him in the gut and goes for a Game Misconduct but Diamond slips off Scotty’s back and connects with a German suplex. He pops back up and grabs Dean and connects with a DDT straight onto a stray trash can. Diamond quickly scrambles for the cover as Scotty is dazed.
Uno…
Dos…..
Joe Hoffman: Cancer Jiles with the save!
Jiles stomps away at Diamond as Stevens comes back into play with a steel chair straight across Cancer’s back. Jiles turns around and gets cracked again across his head as blood starts to flow from the fresh wound. Stevens drops the chair and hits the stunner on Jiles.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting on Jiles! COOL Reality in danger here as Stevens goes for the cover.
Uno….
Dos…..
Tres…..
Scottywood dives to break the cover up as he stares back at Hortega to see if he made it in time and Hortega washes the cover out and holds up two fingers. Scottywood turns to Stevens though who slams a crushed trash can across Scotty’s face. The Hardcore Artist shakes it off and throws his own stiff right that connects. Scotty gets back to his feet and connects another couple rights as Chris Diamond steps in and nails Scotty with a Diamond Stunner.
Joe Hoffman: Could this be TLK’s first pin on COOL Reality?
Uno…
Dos…..
Tres….
Cancer Jiles takes out Stevens and Bobby Dean breaks up the cover and again it is just a two count from Hortega. Scottywood rolls away as Dean helps Diamond up and slams his head off the ring post. Beast comes back into the match but Dean boots him in the gut and throws him into the steel steps. Cancer Jiles and Stevens are battling now as Stevens takes out Cancer’s right knee and locks The Count in a Boston Crab.
Joe Hoffman: Cancer in danger as Scottywood grabs Chris Diamond from Dean and slams his head into the ringpost again before he lifts Diamond up onto his shoulders. Dean picks Beast up and sets him up for the Danshoku Driver…
Joe Hoffman: Danshoku Driver connects onto the steel steps! Sam Beast’s head may be split open!
Benny Newell: Ok… even I enjoyed that.
Diamond elbows Scottywood in the head once, twice, three times before Scotty is able to ram Diamond head off the ringpost and connect with the Game Misconduct on the floor as Dean goes for the cover on Beast. Cancer Jiles has almost twisted out of the Boston crab as Stevens lets go to try and break up the cover.
Uno….
Dos……
Scottywood with the spear on Stevens…
Benny Newell: Miss!
Joe Hoffman: Spear connects
Tres……
Benny Newell: Fuck!
Joe Hoffman: It’s Over!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winners of this match in 10:31… The possessors’ of the HOW Tag Team titles COOL REALITY and the HOW LSD Champion… BOBBY DEAN!!!
Joe Hoffman: Well Dean and COOL Reality win for the second straight week on Mayhem… and COOL Reality once again get the upper hand on The Lady Killers for the third straight match.
Benny Newell: Blah, blah, blah, time for the main event!
Joe Hoffman: Well I hear we have Max Kael backstage first… so we are going to cut back there…
Benny Newell: What is going on over there?
Joe Hoffman: Someone is coming though the crowd…
Benny Newell: He looks like a fuckin’ fre…
Joe Hoffman: That is Chris Kostoff!!!
Benny Newell: You are fucking blind Joe there is no way… It is Kostoff!!!
Indeed the two announcers are correct as Chris Kostoff hops the barricade to the almost deafening roar of the crowd. In his hand is some kind of chain as he heads right over to Chris Diamond and clamps one of the very ancient looking shackles onto his right wrist. He tosses the chain around the bottom rope twice and then slams the other shackle off Diamond head before connecting it to his left wrist. COOL Reality and Bobby Dean just back up as Scott Stevens just shrugs as he walks away from the ring, not caring enough to stay and help his tag team partner.
Joe Hoffman: Kostoff has just shackled Chris Diamond to that bottom rope and I don’t even wanna imagine what Kostoff has in mind for Diamond…
Kostoff goes under the ring and pulls himself out a sledgehammer… but then tosses it to the side. He the reaches under and pulls out a steel pipe.
Joe Hoffman: Oh God….
But Kostoff tosses it to the side, which lets Diamond sigh in relief… but then Kostoff lunges right at Sam Beast who is being helped up by HOW EMTs. Kostoff tackles him to the ground as the EMTs scramble as Kostoff unleashes a fury of punches to bloodied skull of Beast. Punch after punch as the wound is opened up and blood starts to just cover Beast’s face. Kostoff then lifts Beast to his feet and shows Diamond his partner’s mangled face. He then picks Beast up and connects with his trademark No Remorse powerbomb onto the steel steps.
Joe Hoffman: No Remorse by Kostoff and Beast is out cold. Someone needs to get Kostoff off of him.
Benny Newell: Go try that Joe… see what happens to you.
Kostoff then rolls Beast off the steps… which he lifts up over his head and slams the steps down on Beast’s right leg once… twice… three times.
Joe Hoffman: Please stop! His leg must be shattered!
Shockingly someone does bring it to an end… and that is Scottywood who walks up to Kostoff and places a arm in front of him.
Scottywood: I think you made one hell of a point right there…
As he says there he rubs his foot into Beast’s likely shattered leg as he screams out in pain.
Scottywood: Diamond… you like to run your mouth on Twitter. To Me, to Jiles, to fired tag teams and to retired Hall of Famers. Well the great thing about wrestling is… retirements aren’t always permanent. So with Rumble at the Rock 5 on the horizons… I have made a special signing. As of tonight, Chris Kostoff is back under contract in HOW and I have signed a match between Kostoff… and you Chris Diamond!
The crowd roars as Kostoff shows the signs of a slight smile as Diamond screams from his shackles at Scottywood.
Scottywood: Oh… that isn’t enough for you? You want more? Well I can certainly oblige that for you. How about we make that match take place inside of the Alcatraz… Prison Yard!
The crowd explodes with cheers as Diamond goes nuts.
Joe Hoffman: Kostoff versus Diamond in the Alcatraz prison yard! What a huge match for Rumble at the Rock!
Scottywood: Now don’t hang around here too long Chris… Max versus Mike is up next and you don’t wanna be around for that war. So hopefully we have bolt cutters around big enough to cut that shit. I’m gonna go backstage and celebrate my win over you by doing Avril Lavigne. She is my one celebrity I can sleep with, so it’s cool with Alice. Just glad that she is single… don’t have to worry about any angry fiancé or shit like that… maybe just a pissed off ghost. Plus I’m hooking her up with her one celebrity before Rumble at the Rock. But have a good night… make sure you start counting down or tweeting down the days till your death… a.k.a. Rumble at the Rock. Hashtag KostoffGonnaKillYou.
Kostoff’s music hits as the crowd is going nuts and the Monster of HOW stares Diamond down like the sick, twisted and anger full Kostoff of old as we cut to backstage.