Post by Jman2k3 on Jun 10, 2018 3:42:41 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Well we are back and it is time for the match that no one ever wanted to happen… the match that could break HOW. Scott Stevens will defend his HOW World Title against Scottywood in this RMI round robin match.
Benny Newell: Do I really have to call this match? I’m seriously debating walking out on strike.
Joe Hoffman: You can do whatever you want Benny… but those two handles of Jack won’t be in your locker room after the show.
Benny Newell: That’s fucking cruel… ass fucking cruel.
Joe Hoffman: Both men enter this match with three points in the High Octane Redheads division… a division that is full of three others with no shows. So this very well could be the match that determines the winner of the division… and of course will determine who is the The World Champion.
Benny Newell: I can’t believe I actually may see Scottywood become… ugh… I can’t even say it. Though the alternative of Scott Stevens retaining is… ugh…. Just as bad. There is no winning solution tonight Joe.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK
“Heavy is the Head” by Zac Brown band hits as the crowd roars at The Hardcore Artist makes his way out onto the stage. Dressed in his #10 J.T. Miller New York Rangers jersey… and armed with his barbed wire hockey stick, he is trailed by his son Frankie who has on a Star Wars t-shirt and is armed with a box of Crayola crayons.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HOW WORLD TITLE…. First making his way to the ring from New York City, New York and weighing in at 265 pounds… he is a HOW Hall of Famer… The Hardcore Artist…. Scottywood!!!!!!
Leaning his hockey stick against the steel steps, Scotty enters the ring and quickly warns Boettcher to stay the fuck out of his way… of that is what one imagines how it goes down between the two HOW vets.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area as the angelic voice of Lauryn Hill serenades the live crowd. “Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide Gonna find you and take it slowly Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide Gonna find you and make you want me” The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as “Ready or Not” by Fugees plays throughout the PA system. As the chorus begins to fade there is one final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters…..WORLD. HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION as “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas. Stevens stands proudly on the HOW stage with his world title fastens around his waist.
Bryan McVay: And making his way to the ring at this time, he is THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTED! WORLD CHAMPION OF HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING! HE IS….SCOTT! STTTTEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENSSSSSSS!
Benny Newell: Fuck me Joe… fuck me dead right now.
Walking down the aisle, Stevens fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares out into the crowd and unfastens his championship from around his waist and raises it high into the air, before turning around and…
WHACK!!!
Frankie has seemingly handed Scotty his hockey stick as Stevens entered the ring and The Hardcore Artist blasts Stevens between the eyes, busting the World champion open before the bell even rings.
Benny Newell: It’s over! Scotty loses by DQ! I don’t have to suffer through this shit after all!
Joe Hoffman: No bell has rung Stevens… so this match was not underway just yet.
Stevens stumbled back into the corner as Boettcher gets in-between the two men as he goes to check on Stevens, but The Champ pushes him away and asks Scotty to call for the bell.
DING DING DING
The bell sounds as Scotty tosses his stick out of the ring and starts blasting Stevens with right after right before Boettcher steps in to break things up as Stevens is still in the corner of the ring. Scotty goes back after Stevens but Stevens comes out of the corner and nails Scotty with a big spear as the champ wipes the blood out of his eyes and starts hammering away at Scotty. Stevens manages to pull Scotty to his feet and whips him into the corner and nails a big clothesline as that leads into a big DDT.
Joe Hoffman: After an early attack by Scotty, Stevens has taken back control of this match despite already being covered in blood.
Benny Newell: Early attack? It was a fucking cheap shot Joe!
With Scotty laid out, Stevens starts climbing the ropes and launches himself off with a flying headbutt that connects hard with Scotty. That leads Stevens right into a big leg drop across the throat as Stevens makes the first cover of the match.
ONE……………
TWO………………………………..
Scotty powers out as Stevens stays right on The Hardcore Artist with an attack of punches but after four Scotty grabs Stevens head and rolls him up in small package pin almost out of nowhere.
ONE……………
TWO………………………………..
THREE………………..
Stevens now is the one that powers out just before the three count as the crowd gasps at just how close they were to seeing Scottywood win the HOW World Title.
Benny Newell: I think I just shit myself Joe…
Joe Hoffman: Thanks so much for sharing that Benny.
There is some quick frustration from Scotty as both he and Stevens return to their feet and start trading punches, rights for rights until Scotty knees Stevens in the gut and hits a DDT of his own. Stevens stumbles back up to his feet only to eat a big boot from Scotty who drops an elbow and starts hammering away again on the bloody face of Scott Stevens. Scotty pulls Stevens back to his feet and whip him into the corner where he goes for a big splash but Stevens dodges out of the corner and Scotty’s head nails the turnbuckle. Stevens then grabs Scotty by the neck and throws him through the turnbuckles and causing his head to strike off the ringpost.
Joe Hoffman: And now Scotty is busted open after ringing his skull off that ring post.
Benny Newell: Bleed Scotty! Bleed! DRINK!
Stevens sees how dazed Scotty is and quickly school boys him up for the cover.
ONE……………
TWO………………………………..
THREE……………………………….
Scotty just manages to get the shoulder up as Stevens shakes off the nearfall and pulls Scotty back up to his feet…. Only to get a boot in the gut as Scotty lifts Stevens up onto his shoulders.
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct!!!!
But Stevens elbows Scotty in the side of the head a couple times and manages to get back down on his feet as he kicks Scotty in the gut goes for his diamond cutter.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!!!!
But Scotty now is the one to fend off the finisher as he pushes Stevens away in mid air and Stevens lands hard on his back. The crowd roars as Scotty calls for an end to the match as he picks Stevens back up to his feet and goes for a fireman’s carry again, but Stevens rolls over Scotty’s shoulder and as both turn around to each other.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!!! This time Stevens nails it!
The Scorpion does indeed hit the Toxic Sting as the crowd starts booing as Stevens goes for the cover on Scotty.
ONE…………………………….
TWO………………………………………….
THREE…………………………………………………………………………
Benny Newell: Scotty loses again!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: NO! Boettcher says TWO! Scotty gets the shoulder up!
The crowd explodes as Stevens can’t believe that wasn’t a three count. He starts yelling at Boettcher as Scotty climbs back to his feet and goes to nail Stevens with a forearm in the back, but Stevens moves and Scotty grazes Boettcher with the shot. Boettcher stays on his feet but takes a moment to recover as Stevens grabs Scotty for another Toxic Sting…
Joe Hoffman: Thumb to the eye! Scotty thumbs Stevens in his one eye!
Benny Newell: HA! Now that is funny Joe! DRINK to a blind Stevens!
With Stevens not able to see for a moment, Scotty lifts Stevens up into a fireman’s carry and this time is able to connect with his finisher in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct! Scottywood is about to do it!
Benny Newell: No! You gotta be kidding me!
ONE………………………………….
TWO……………………………………………………………
THREE…………………………………………………………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: SCOTTYWOOD IS THE NEW HOW WORL….
Benny Newell: NO!!!!! STEVENS KICKED OUT! STEVENS KICKED OUT!
The Best Arena is about to explode as Joe and Benny have to nearly scream to even be heard as Boettcher is waving off the pin and saying it was only a two count as this time Stevens got the shoulder up just in the nick of time. Scotty seems completely dejects as he can’t believe he was that close… a hair away from completing an eight year long dream. But the match is still going and Scotty has to pull himself back together as he grabs Stevens and pulls him back to his feet and nails him with one, two, three hard rights to Stevens’ bloody skull before connecting with one big headbutt before flipping Stevens off and grabbing him by the throat.
Joe Hoffman: Scottyslam!!!
But Stevens counters the chokeslam attempt by Scotty with a knee into the gut which doubles Scotty over and opens him for multiple forearm shots to the back from Stevens before he goes for the spike piledriver.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens going for the Spike Piledriver! This could be it.
Benny Newell: Break his neck Stevens! Put an end to Scottywood once and for all!
Stevens goes to lift Scotty up but The Hardcore Artist fights the move by grabbing Stevens leg. Stevens hammers away at the back of Scotty a few more times, but letting go of Scotty’s waist allows The Hardcore Artist to pick Stevens up with a swift motion and into a fireman’s carry.
Joe Hoffman: Scotty reversed it! He has Stevens in that fireman’s carry!
Scotty takes a couple of steps, almost parading Stevens who struggles to try and free himself. The crowd is roaring as Scotty goes for that finishing move once again.
Joe Hoffman: Game…
But Stevens gets some elbow shots in to Scotty head as he goes to get off Scotty’s shoulder… but Scotty manages to hang onto Stevens and swing him around as he connects with the DDT.
Joe Hoffman: GAME MISCONDUCT!!!! GAME MISCONDUCT!!!! We may be about to witness history right here Benny!!!!
Benny Newell: No! This isn’t gonna happen Joe! It isn’t gonna happen!
Joe Hoffman: Scotty shoots the half and goes for the cover on Stevens!!!!
ONE…………………………………………………
TWO………………………………………………………………………..
THREE………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Joe Hoffman: The eight year drought is over!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION……. THE HARDCORE ARTIST…….. SCOTTYWOOD!!!!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: It’s official!!!!! Scottywood has won the HOW World Title!!!! Scottywood is finally the HOW World Champion!!!!
Benny is just chugging straight from his bottle of Jack as the crowd is going crazy and Scotty just rolls over onto his back and lays there in shock for a few seconds before he sits up and see Boettcher bringing the World Title into the ring. Scotty gets back up to his feet as Boettcher hands Scottywood the HOW World Title and raises his arm in the air as Heavy is the head plays.
Joe Hoffman: This folks is one of those moments in HOW that will forever be remembered. A man’s eight year journey to the top of HOW. One that has been filled with so many ups and down. But today, a man that has given so much to HOW over the years gets to finally call himself a HOW World Champion.
Benny Newell: It’s the end of the fucking world Joe. The end of the fucking world.
All Scotty can do is stare at the HOW World Title in his hands… still waiting for someone to come over and say that the match is not over….
But that is not the case as Scotty walks over to the ropes where one of the HOW crewmembers hands Scotty a bottle of Hardcore Artist IPA and Scotty toasts it off the title before he takes a long drink. He then throws the title belt high above his head as the crowd continues to roar.
Joe Hoffman: Thank you all for joining us on Friday Night Chaos for what has been a historic night here in HOW. We’ll be back next week as the RMI continues, where everyone will now be chasing after our new HOW World Champion…. Scottywood.
Scotty climbs the turnbuckles and takes another drink of his beer as he raises the title again up over his head before Chaos fades out for the night.
Benny Newell: Do I really have to call this match? I’m seriously debating walking out on strike.
Joe Hoffman: You can do whatever you want Benny… but those two handles of Jack won’t be in your locker room after the show.
Benny Newell: That’s fucking cruel… ass fucking cruel.
Joe Hoffman: Both men enter this match with three points in the High Octane Redheads division… a division that is full of three others with no shows. So this very well could be the match that determines the winner of the division… and of course will determine who is the The World Champion.
Benny Newell: I can’t believe I actually may see Scottywood become… ugh… I can’t even say it. Though the alternative of Scott Stevens retaining is… ugh…. Just as bad. There is no winning solution tonight Joe.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, DRINK, DRANK, DRUNK
“Heavy is the Head” by Zac Brown band hits as the crowd roars at The Hardcore Artist makes his way out onto the stage. Dressed in his #10 J.T. Miller New York Rangers jersey… and armed with his barbed wire hockey stick, he is trailed by his son Frankie who has on a Star Wars t-shirt and is armed with a box of Crayola crayons.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the HOW WORLD TITLE…. First making his way to the ring from New York City, New York and weighing in at 265 pounds… he is a HOW Hall of Famer… The Hardcore Artist…. Scottywood!!!!!!
Leaning his hockey stick against the steel steps, Scotty enters the ring and quickly warns Boettcher to stay the fuck out of his way… of that is what one imagines how it goes down between the two HOW vets.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area as the angelic voice of Lauryn Hill serenades the live crowd. “Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide Gonna find you and take it slowly Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide Gonna find you and make you want me” The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as “Ready or Not” by Fugees plays throughout the PA system. As the chorus begins to fade there is one final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters…..WORLD. HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION as “Centuries” by Fall Out Boy begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas. Stevens stands proudly on the HOW stage with his world title fastens around his waist.
Bryan McVay: And making his way to the ring at this time, he is THE REIGNING! DEFENDING! UNDISPUTED! WORLD CHAMPION OF HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING! HE IS….SCOTT! STTTTEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENSSSSSSS!
Benny Newell: Fuck me Joe… fuck me dead right now.
Walking down the aisle, Stevens fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares out into the crowd and unfastens his championship from around his waist and raises it high into the air, before turning around and…
WHACK!!!
Frankie has seemingly handed Scotty his hockey stick as Stevens entered the ring and The Hardcore Artist blasts Stevens between the eyes, busting the World champion open before the bell even rings.
Benny Newell: It’s over! Scotty loses by DQ! I don’t have to suffer through this shit after all!
Joe Hoffman: No bell has rung Stevens… so this match was not underway just yet.
Stevens stumbled back into the corner as Boettcher gets in-between the two men as he goes to check on Stevens, but The Champ pushes him away and asks Scotty to call for the bell.
DING DING DING
The bell sounds as Scotty tosses his stick out of the ring and starts blasting Stevens with right after right before Boettcher steps in to break things up as Stevens is still in the corner of the ring. Scotty goes back after Stevens but Stevens comes out of the corner and nails Scotty with a big spear as the champ wipes the blood out of his eyes and starts hammering away at Scotty. Stevens manages to pull Scotty to his feet and whips him into the corner and nails a big clothesline as that leads into a big DDT.
Joe Hoffman: After an early attack by Scotty, Stevens has taken back control of this match despite already being covered in blood.
Benny Newell: Early attack? It was a fucking cheap shot Joe!
With Scotty laid out, Stevens starts climbing the ropes and launches himself off with a flying headbutt that connects hard with Scotty. That leads Stevens right into a big leg drop across the throat as Stevens makes the first cover of the match.
ONE……………
TWO………………………………..
Scotty powers out as Stevens stays right on The Hardcore Artist with an attack of punches but after four Scotty grabs Stevens head and rolls him up in small package pin almost out of nowhere.
ONE……………
TWO………………………………..
THREE………………..
Stevens now is the one that powers out just before the three count as the crowd gasps at just how close they were to seeing Scottywood win the HOW World Title.
Benny Newell: I think I just shit myself Joe…
Joe Hoffman: Thanks so much for sharing that Benny.
There is some quick frustration from Scotty as both he and Stevens return to their feet and start trading punches, rights for rights until Scotty knees Stevens in the gut and hits a DDT of his own. Stevens stumbles back up to his feet only to eat a big boot from Scotty who drops an elbow and starts hammering away again on the bloody face of Scott Stevens. Scotty pulls Stevens back to his feet and whip him into the corner where he goes for a big splash but Stevens dodges out of the corner and Scotty’s head nails the turnbuckle. Stevens then grabs Scotty by the neck and throws him through the turnbuckles and causing his head to strike off the ringpost.
Joe Hoffman: And now Scotty is busted open after ringing his skull off that ring post.
Benny Newell: Bleed Scotty! Bleed! DRINK!
Stevens sees how dazed Scotty is and quickly school boys him up for the cover.
ONE……………
TWO………………………………..
THREE……………………………….
Scotty just manages to get the shoulder up as Stevens shakes off the nearfall and pulls Scotty back up to his feet…. Only to get a boot in the gut as Scotty lifts Stevens up onto his shoulders.
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct!!!!
But Stevens elbows Scotty in the side of the head a couple times and manages to get back down on his feet as he kicks Scotty in the gut goes for his diamond cutter.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!!!!
But Scotty now is the one to fend off the finisher as he pushes Stevens away in mid air and Stevens lands hard on his back. The crowd roars as Scotty calls for an end to the match as he picks Stevens back up to his feet and goes for a fireman’s carry again, but Stevens rolls over Scotty’s shoulder and as both turn around to each other.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!!! This time Stevens nails it!
The Scorpion does indeed hit the Toxic Sting as the crowd starts booing as Stevens goes for the cover on Scotty.
ONE…………………………….
TWO………………………………………….
THREE…………………………………………………………………………
Benny Newell: Scotty loses again!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: NO! Boettcher says TWO! Scotty gets the shoulder up!
The crowd explodes as Stevens can’t believe that wasn’t a three count. He starts yelling at Boettcher as Scotty climbs back to his feet and goes to nail Stevens with a forearm in the back, but Stevens moves and Scotty grazes Boettcher with the shot. Boettcher stays on his feet but takes a moment to recover as Stevens grabs Scotty for another Toxic Sting…
Joe Hoffman: Thumb to the eye! Scotty thumbs Stevens in his one eye!
Benny Newell: HA! Now that is funny Joe! DRINK to a blind Stevens!
With Stevens not able to see for a moment, Scotty lifts Stevens up into a fireman’s carry and this time is able to connect with his finisher in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct! Scottywood is about to do it!
Benny Newell: No! You gotta be kidding me!
ONE………………………………….
TWO……………………………………………………………
THREE…………………………………………………………………………………..
Joe Hoffman: SCOTTYWOOD IS THE NEW HOW WORL….
Benny Newell: NO!!!!! STEVENS KICKED OUT! STEVENS KICKED OUT!
The Best Arena is about to explode as Joe and Benny have to nearly scream to even be heard as Boettcher is waving off the pin and saying it was only a two count as this time Stevens got the shoulder up just in the nick of time. Scotty seems completely dejects as he can’t believe he was that close… a hair away from completing an eight year long dream. But the match is still going and Scotty has to pull himself back together as he grabs Stevens and pulls him back to his feet and nails him with one, two, three hard rights to Stevens’ bloody skull before connecting with one big headbutt before flipping Stevens off and grabbing him by the throat.
Joe Hoffman: Scottyslam!!!
But Stevens counters the chokeslam attempt by Scotty with a knee into the gut which doubles Scotty over and opens him for multiple forearm shots to the back from Stevens before he goes for the spike piledriver.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens going for the Spike Piledriver! This could be it.
Benny Newell: Break his neck Stevens! Put an end to Scottywood once and for all!
Stevens goes to lift Scotty up but The Hardcore Artist fights the move by grabbing Stevens leg. Stevens hammers away at the back of Scotty a few more times, but letting go of Scotty’s waist allows The Hardcore Artist to pick Stevens up with a swift motion and into a fireman’s carry.
Joe Hoffman: Scotty reversed it! He has Stevens in that fireman’s carry!
Scotty takes a couple of steps, almost parading Stevens who struggles to try and free himself. The crowd is roaring as Scotty goes for that finishing move once again.
Joe Hoffman: Game…
But Stevens gets some elbow shots in to Scotty head as he goes to get off Scotty’s shoulder… but Scotty manages to hang onto Stevens and swing him around as he connects with the DDT.
Joe Hoffman: GAME MISCONDUCT!!!! GAME MISCONDUCT!!!! We may be about to witness history right here Benny!!!!
Benny Newell: No! This isn’t gonna happen Joe! It isn’t gonna happen!
Joe Hoffman: Scotty shoots the half and goes for the cover on Stevens!!!!
ONE…………………………………………………
TWO………………………………………………………………………..
THREE………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Joe Hoffman: The eight year drought is over!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW HIGH OCTANE WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION……. THE HARDCORE ARTIST…….. SCOTTYWOOD!!!!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: It’s official!!!!! Scottywood has won the HOW World Title!!!! Scottywood is finally the HOW World Champion!!!!
Benny is just chugging straight from his bottle of Jack as the crowd is going crazy and Scotty just rolls over onto his back and lays there in shock for a few seconds before he sits up and see Boettcher bringing the World Title into the ring. Scotty gets back up to his feet as Boettcher hands Scottywood the HOW World Title and raises his arm in the air as Heavy is the head plays.
Joe Hoffman: This folks is one of those moments in HOW that will forever be remembered. A man’s eight year journey to the top of HOW. One that has been filled with so many ups and down. But today, a man that has given so much to HOW over the years gets to finally call himself a HOW World Champion.
Benny Newell: It’s the end of the fucking world Joe. The end of the fucking world.
All Scotty can do is stare at the HOW World Title in his hands… still waiting for someone to come over and say that the match is not over….
But that is not the case as Scotty walks over to the ropes where one of the HOW crewmembers hands Scotty a bottle of Hardcore Artist IPA and Scotty toasts it off the title before he takes a long drink. He then throws the title belt high above his head as the crowd continues to roar.
Joe Hoffman: Thank you all for joining us on Friday Night Chaos for what has been a historic night here in HOW. We’ll be back next week as the RMI continues, where everyone will now be chasing after our new HOW World Champion…. Scottywood.
Scotty climbs the turnbuckles and takes another drink of his beer as he raises the title again up over his head before Chaos fades out for the night.