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Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to Friday Night Chaos. Benny, put the bottle down.
Benny, who’s shotgunning a bottle of Jack Daniels, flips Hoffman off.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens missed out on the knockout round of the Rob Michaels Invitational. But he does have a date with Cecilworth Farthington at the upcoming March to Glory pay per view.
Benny Newell: Fuck Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Iago was knocked out of the RMI by LSD Champion Ryan McKenna last week and he will face Scottywood in a LSD title number one contender’s match at March to-
Benny Newell: BRRRRRACKKKKKKKKKK!
The smell from Benny’s epic belch wafts over to Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: Benny!
The lights in the arena go pitch black.
Joe Hoffman: Tonight, Stevens and Iago meet in their final tune up before March to Glory. We’re about ready to go.
Red lasers and spotlights light up the area as the angelic voice of Lauryn Hill serenades the live crowd.
“Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide – Gonna find you and take it slowly – Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide – Gonna find you and make you want me”
The video screen lights up and a Texas flag flashes across the screen with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred. Texas Forever“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as “Ready or Not” by Fugees plays throughout the PA system. As the chorus begins to fade there is one final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters…..SCOTT. STEVENS. as “Hellraiser” by Motorhead begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay is in the ring for the pre-match introductions.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, making his way to the ring at this time, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas…HE IS…SCOTT! STTTTEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENSSSSSSS!
Walking down the aisle, Stevens fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares out into the crowd.
“Cornfield Chase” by Hans Zimmer starts to play through the PA, as the High Octane Vision shuts off and a lone spotlight shines on the stage just in time for a man in a plague doctor mask and trench coat to appear on the stage.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from The City in the Sea, weighing in at 240lbs…IIIIIIIIIIAGOOOOOO!
Iago slowly makes his way down to the ring, walking up the stairs and climbing through the ropes.
Joe Hoffman: He is just a creepy looking person.
Benny Newell: I don’t fucking care how creepy he looks. He has one job tonight- destroy Scott Stevens.
He stands in the middle of the ring and stares over at Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: The two time HOW world champion versus Iago, who finished second in the Holyoke Mall group of the RMI before getting knocked out last week. This will be an interesting clash, would you say Benny?
Benny Newell: Iago got fucking robbed last week against a lucky Darin Zion. And Stevens? Don’t get me started.
Joe Hoffman: Okay…Joel Hortega is our referee and he’s checked both wrestlers out.
*DING-DING*
Joe Hoffman: There’s the bell.
Iago takes a couple methodical steps to the right while he keeps a harsh glare on Stevens. The Texan returns the glare right back. Finally, they lock up in the middle of the ring. Iago steps back and swipes at Stevens. Stevens ducks and shoulder blocks Iago to the mat. Iago jumps right back up. Stevens takes the arm and lays the boot to the shoulder joint. Snapmare to Iago by Stevens followed by a rolling neck snap that takes Iago to the mat. Stevens covers.
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Iago shoots the shoulder up.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens draws first blood.
Iago roars back with a wicked right hand chop to Stevens.
Benny Newell: Come on Iago!
Then Stevens chops him and the slapping sound is clearly audible.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens fights right back with his own chop.
Benny Newell: Are you his cheerleader or some-
Iago catches Stevens with an European uppercut that spins him forty-five degrees.
Benny Newell: YES! Rah, rah sis boom fucking bah!
Stevens stumbles back to the ropes. Iago presses the issue and sends him for the ride. Stevens ducks the clothesline coming back off the ropes…stops…turns…and drives Iago face first to the mat with a forward Russian legsweep. Stevens follows with knee shots to Iago’s head. Iago scrambles for the ropes and grabs the top one with his hand. Hortega calls for the break.
Joe Hoffman: Iago grabs on to the ropes and gets a change to regroup.
Benny Newell: Strategy, Hoffhole. Iago has a plan to beat Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Just like Julliet Brooks did a couple weeks back?
Benny Newell: SHUT UP! THAT WAS A FLUKE!
Iago and Stevens circle. They go to lock up but Iago drives a knee to Stevens’s groin.
Benny Newell: What’d I tell you! Iago has a plan.
Rolling necksnap by Iago sends the two time world champion to the mat. Iago hooks a leg and goes for a Figure Four. Stevens kicks Iago with his free leg and pushes him into the corner.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens blocks the Figure Four!
Benny Newell: DAMMIT! He doesn’t have a plan!
Stevens takes off and hits the Stinger Splash on Iago. The masked man staggers out of the corner. Stevens grabs Iago from behind and belly to back suplexes him. Iago pulls himself back up but Stevens puts him right down with a Texas Plex. He holds on and bridges. Hortega slides in.
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DOS
TR- NO. Last second kick out by Iago. He pulls himself up and launches himself at Stevens and connects with a wild European uppercut.
Benny Newell: Fight Iago fight!
Stevens stumbles backwards. Iago connects with a right hand. And another right. And a third. Iago goes up to Stevens and takes the Texan down with a Russian legsweep.
Benny Newell: YES!
Joe Hoffman: Iago mounting a comeback here.
Iago hooks the legs. Hortega counts.
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DOS
Stevens with a strong kickout. Iago pulls Stevens back up and sets him for a belly to back suplex. Bending his legs, he starts to lift Stevens- Stevens suddenly unloads an elbow to the midsection and breaks the hold. Iago whips Stevens into the ropes.
Joe Hoffman: Irish whip by Iago.
On Steven’s return, Iago tries to grab the back of his neck.
Joe Hoffman: Ozymandias…
But Stevens ducks his head and slides in behind him.
Joe Hoffman: …no! Iago misses-
Stevens spins Iago around, grabs the back of his neck, and drops him to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING! TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: FUCK!
Iago lands flat on his back. Stevens swoops down for the pin.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens for the win!
Hortega with the count.
UNO
DOS
TRES!
*DING-DING-DING*
Joe Hoffman: That’s it! Stevens wins!
Benny Newell: NOOOOOOOO!
Stevens jumps back up and pumps his fist in the air as ring announcer Bryan McVay re-enters the ring to make it official.
Bryan McVay: Your winner…SCOTT STTTTEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENSSSSSSS!
Hortega raises Stevens’s arm.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens with a victory over a very tough opponent in Iago here tonight on Friday Night Chaos.
Benny Newell: SHENANIGANS! I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Joe Hoffman: There were no shenangians Benny. Why are you saying that?
Benny Newell: I don’t fucking care. I’m still calling SHENANIGANS!
Joe Hoffman: All right. Coming up, we’ve got the semi-finals-
Seeing Stevens celebrating his win and irritated by what just went down, Iago pushes himself back up and shoves McVay out of the way. He walks right over to Stevens and shoves him from behind.
Joe Hoffman: HEY!
Stevens whips around and assumes a fighting stance. Hortega immediately jumps in between the two men and waves Iago away.
Joe Hoffman: We’ve got two big matches coming up. The Rob Michaels Invitational heats up with two semi-final matches for a shot at HOW World Champion Reggie Rivid at March to Glory. Brian Hollywood challenges LSD champion Ryan McKenna next. And then in our main event tonight- ICON champion Ray McAvay will defend his title against one of the hottest wrestlers going in wrestling right now, Darin Zion.
Benny, who’s shotgunning a bottle of Jack Daniels, flips Hoffman off.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens missed out on the knockout round of the Rob Michaels Invitational. But he does have a date with Cecilworth Farthington at the upcoming March to Glory pay per view.
Benny Newell: Fuck Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Iago was knocked out of the RMI by LSD Champion Ryan McKenna last week and he will face Scottywood in a LSD title number one contender’s match at March to-
Benny Newell: BRRRRRACKKKKKKKKKK!
The smell from Benny’s epic belch wafts over to Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: Benny!
The lights in the arena go pitch black.
Joe Hoffman: Tonight, Stevens and Iago meet in their final tune up before March to Glory. We’re about ready to go.
Red lasers and spotlights light up the area as the angelic voice of Lauryn Hill serenades the live crowd.
“Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide – Gonna find you and take it slowly – Ready or not, here I come, you can’t hide – Gonna find you and make you want me”
The video screen lights up and a Texas flag flashes across the screen with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred. Texas Forever“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as “Ready or Not” by Fugees plays throughout the PA system. As the chorus begins to fade there is one final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters…..SCOTT. STEVENS. as “Hellraiser” by Motorhead begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay is in the ring for the pre-match introductions.
Bryan McVay: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, making his way to the ring at this time, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas…HE IS…SCOTT! STTTTEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENSSSSSSS!
Walking down the aisle, Stevens fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares out into the crowd.
“Cornfield Chase” by Hans Zimmer starts to play through the PA, as the High Octane Vision shuts off and a lone spotlight shines on the stage just in time for a man in a plague doctor mask and trench coat to appear on the stage.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from The City in the Sea, weighing in at 240lbs…IIIIIIIIIIAGOOOOOO!
Iago slowly makes his way down to the ring, walking up the stairs and climbing through the ropes.
Joe Hoffman: He is just a creepy looking person.
Benny Newell: I don’t fucking care how creepy he looks. He has one job tonight- destroy Scott Stevens.
He stands in the middle of the ring and stares over at Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: The two time HOW world champion versus Iago, who finished second in the Holyoke Mall group of the RMI before getting knocked out last week. This will be an interesting clash, would you say Benny?
Benny Newell: Iago got fucking robbed last week against a lucky Darin Zion. And Stevens? Don’t get me started.
Joe Hoffman: Okay…Joel Hortega is our referee and he’s checked both wrestlers out.
*DING-DING*
Joe Hoffman: There’s the bell.
Iago takes a couple methodical steps to the right while he keeps a harsh glare on Stevens. The Texan returns the glare right back. Finally, they lock up in the middle of the ring. Iago steps back and swipes at Stevens. Stevens ducks and shoulder blocks Iago to the mat. Iago jumps right back up. Stevens takes the arm and lays the boot to the shoulder joint. Snapmare to Iago by Stevens followed by a rolling neck snap that takes Iago to the mat. Stevens covers.
UNO
Iago shoots the shoulder up.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens draws first blood.
Iago roars back with a wicked right hand chop to Stevens.
Benny Newell: Come on Iago!
Then Stevens chops him and the slapping sound is clearly audible.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens fights right back with his own chop.
Benny Newell: Are you his cheerleader or some-
Iago catches Stevens with an European uppercut that spins him forty-five degrees.
Benny Newell: YES! Rah, rah sis boom fucking bah!
Stevens stumbles back to the ropes. Iago presses the issue and sends him for the ride. Stevens ducks the clothesline coming back off the ropes…stops…turns…and drives Iago face first to the mat with a forward Russian legsweep. Stevens follows with knee shots to Iago’s head. Iago scrambles for the ropes and grabs the top one with his hand. Hortega calls for the break.
Joe Hoffman: Iago grabs on to the ropes and gets a change to regroup.
Benny Newell: Strategy, Hoffhole. Iago has a plan to beat Stevens.
Joe Hoffman: Just like Julliet Brooks did a couple weeks back?
Benny Newell: SHUT UP! THAT WAS A FLUKE!
Iago and Stevens circle. They go to lock up but Iago drives a knee to Stevens’s groin.
Benny Newell: What’d I tell you! Iago has a plan.
Rolling necksnap by Iago sends the two time world champion to the mat. Iago hooks a leg and goes for a Figure Four. Stevens kicks Iago with his free leg and pushes him into the corner.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens blocks the Figure Four!
Benny Newell: DAMMIT! He doesn’t have a plan!
Stevens takes off and hits the Stinger Splash on Iago. The masked man staggers out of the corner. Stevens grabs Iago from behind and belly to back suplexes him. Iago pulls himself back up but Stevens puts him right down with a Texas Plex. He holds on and bridges. Hortega slides in.
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DOS
TR- NO. Last second kick out by Iago. He pulls himself up and launches himself at Stevens and connects with a wild European uppercut.
Benny Newell: Fight Iago fight!
Stevens stumbles backwards. Iago connects with a right hand. And another right. And a third. Iago goes up to Stevens and takes the Texan down with a Russian legsweep.
Benny Newell: YES!
Joe Hoffman: Iago mounting a comeback here.
Iago hooks the legs. Hortega counts.
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DOS
Stevens with a strong kickout. Iago pulls Stevens back up and sets him for a belly to back suplex. Bending his legs, he starts to lift Stevens- Stevens suddenly unloads an elbow to the midsection and breaks the hold. Iago whips Stevens into the ropes.
Joe Hoffman: Irish whip by Iago.
On Steven’s return, Iago tries to grab the back of his neck.
Joe Hoffman: Ozymandias…
But Stevens ducks his head and slides in behind him.
Joe Hoffman: …no! Iago misses-
Stevens spins Iago around, grabs the back of his neck, and drops him to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING! TOXIC STING!
Benny Newell: FUCK!
Iago lands flat on his back. Stevens swoops down for the pin.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens for the win!
Hortega with the count.
UNO
DOS
TRES!
*DING-DING-DING*
Joe Hoffman: That’s it! Stevens wins!
Benny Newell: NOOOOOOOO!
Stevens jumps back up and pumps his fist in the air as ring announcer Bryan McVay re-enters the ring to make it official.
Bryan McVay: Your winner…SCOTT STTTTEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEEEENSSSSSSS!
Hortega raises Stevens’s arm.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens with a victory over a very tough opponent in Iago here tonight on Friday Night Chaos.
Benny Newell: SHENANIGANS! I CALL SHENANIGANS!
Joe Hoffman: There were no shenangians Benny. Why are you saying that?
Benny Newell: I don’t fucking care. I’m still calling SHENANIGANS!
Joe Hoffman: All right. Coming up, we’ve got the semi-finals-
Seeing Stevens celebrating his win and irritated by what just went down, Iago pushes himself back up and shoves McVay out of the way. He walks right over to Stevens and shoves him from behind.
Joe Hoffman: HEY!
Stevens whips around and assumes a fighting stance. Hortega immediately jumps in between the two men and waves Iago away.
Joe Hoffman: We’ve got two big matches coming up. The Rob Michaels Invitational heats up with two semi-final matches for a shot at HOW World Champion Reggie Rivid at March to Glory. Brian Hollywood challenges LSD champion Ryan McKenna next. And then in our main event tonight- ICON champion Ray McAvay will defend his title against one of the hottest wrestlers going in wrestling right now, Darin Zion.