Post by Jman2k3 on Feb 11, 2018 4:52:50 GMT
OSCAR BURNS VS SCOTT STEVENS
DDK:
When the UTA Invasion first began, Burns was one of the first people that solidified himself against the invading force and put out an open challenge against him. Stevens more than once took him up on those challenges to the point where he would assault Burns twice and cost him a match once.
Angus:
Because he isn’t fighting fair.
DDK:
After weeks of being pushed around by Stevens, we’ve seen Burns fight back! He went after Stevens’ leg with a Heel Hook! Stevens tried to feign injury and get the advantage in a tag match on DEFTV92, only for Burns to get the win via a move he’s now calling The Fruit Roll-up!
Angus:
...Seriously?
DDK:
Because he’s a roll-up and he’s a Kiwi. But anyway... Burns has that win and an UNCUT victory over Luke Dibbins going into this match. Does he finally have Stevens’ number tonight?
Angus:
He damn well better. This Hashtag Fuck Defiance garbage needs to go.
DDK:
Well, let’s go to ringside for our next match!
And to the double rings we go with the cage above the ring for the War Games later tonight. In the ring closest to the ramp, Darren Quimbey starts up.
Darren Quimbey:
The following contest is a DEFIANCE vs. UTA grudge match set for one fall!
♫ “Edge of Infinity by Minnesota ♫
The lights of the arena begin to flicker in rapid three-second pulses of yellow and orange as the theme plays and starts to build. At about thirty seconds when the beat kicks in, out comes Burns, looking out to the crowd. A confident smile on his face and instead of his usual, “Hi. I Like Graps.” t-shirt, he has on a bright yellow shirt with different wording on the front:
#BUGGEROFFUTA!
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first… from Wellington, New Zealand and currently residing in NOLA… weighing in at 243 pounds… ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!
Angus:
That’s right! Hashtag Bugger Off, you wankers!
DDK:
Oscar has his own… well, brand of pro-DEFIANCE gear.
Solidly behind DEFIANCE’S resident technically-savvy star, Burns approaches the ring with his shirt. He takes off the shirt and waves it high in the air before he jumps off the turnbuckle. He continues brandishing the shirt like a flag and as his music goes quiet, the crowd starts a chant.
“BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!”
Angus:
My language would be a bit more salty, but I get Burns’s point! Bugger off, UTAH! And go to hell and die while you’re at it! Take Hollywood McFuckass with you!
♫ “Hellraiser” by Motorhead♫
The slow bellow of the guitar hits and the cheers that filled the arena quickly turn into jeers of pure hatred as they know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant.
DDK:
You know who is about to come out and the faithful are letting them know what they think of him.
Angus:
And why wouldn’t they? He says Fuck Defiance well we says Fuck Scott Stevens!
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of a staircase in the arena and a group of security wearing #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirts make their way down the stairs and Scott Stevens appears at the top. The faithful continue their expletives towards the Texan who simply smirks.
DDK:
Stevens better be glad he has extra security around him or the faithful is going to rip him apart..
Angus:
Please, he has that security to protect him from me kicking his ass!
As Stevens makes his way down the steps soda and food are thrown his way, but Stevens doesn’t lose his focus as the garbage hits him.
Darren Quimbey:
And his opponent! From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds…SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The FUCK DEFIANCE Security push the more rabid fans out of the way to insure the Texans safety as he makes his way through the faithful until he reaches the barricade and stares at Oscar Burns in the ring.
DDK:
Stevens and Burns have locked eyes and the tension between them can be cut with a knife.
Angus:
That’s the look of fear I see and…..you smell that? I think Stevens just pissed himself from the fear of another beating from Burns.
Stevens slowly hops the barricade making his way around the ring and as he does he never takes his eyes off of Burns. The Texan makes his way to the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes looking out amongst the crowd before letting them know what he thinks of them as he delivers the double bird of Texas to the masses and slowly turning towards his opponent and doing the throat slash gesture before dropping to the canvas.
DDK:
Burns had Stevens beat the last time they shared the ring together in a tag match, but this is the first official singles meeting between the two.
Angus:
GO, KIWI!
Stevens’ eyes don’t leave Burns and vice-versa before the bell is called for.
DING DING DING!
The two men start to circle up and get into an AGGRESSIVE lock-up! The bigger Texan tries to maneuver Burns into the ropes quickly, almost ready to pop off a cheap shot when Burns circles around him and tries to maneuver him into the adjacent corner. The two men continue to fight when Stevens once again gets the advantage, only for Burns to get back at him against the ropes. When it looks like Burns has the advantage, Stevens backs into the ropes.
Scott Stevens:
Back him off, ref, do your job!
Carla Ferrari motions for Burns to let go. Burns has an arm right up to Stevens’ face, looking like he wants to unload an Elbow Smash in the ropes, but The Technical Spectacle thinks better of it and lets his conscience get the better of him.
Angus:
Goddamn it, Burns, crack him in the mouth!
DDK:
He’s a sportsman, first and foremost in that ring, Angus. You know this.
Angus
I know this, I just choose to ignore it.
Burnsie moves out of the corner, but Stevens swings at him with a right hand…
DDK:
No! Burns just saw that coming!
And in retaliation, Oscar BLASTS Stevens in the face with an Elbow Smash that has extra stank on it! He gets backed into the corner and Burns pounces quickly, unloading on Stevens with a barrage of Elbow Smashes to the head! Stevens tries to cover himself up, but he’s already being cheered on heavily by a very pro-DEFIANCE crowd!
Stevens tries to back out from the corner when Burns surprises him with a tight Cravate hold out of the corner!
Angus:
YEAH! RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND POP IT LIKE THE CORK OFF A WINE BOTTLE!
DDK:
Burns isn’t giving him much room to breathe!
When Stevens tries to fight his way out from the hold with a pair of rights to Burns’ midsection, he grabs onto an arm. Also having some training in the catch wrestling game, the proprietor of the #FUCKDEFIANCE mantra grabs his arm and tries to maneuver Burns down into a hold. Burns starts to lean backwards into a bridge!
DDK:
I understand that Stevens was a classically-trained wrestler, but does he really want to try and mat wrestle Burns like this?
Angus:
He thinks he’s better at everything than everybody else… let Oscar prove the stupid Mormon wrong.
Burns spins around on his back and trips up Stevens before mounting into a quick lateral press!
ONE!
And that’s all he gets as Stevens kicks out! Being caught by a sneaky pin is what led to his loss on DEFTV 92, but it’s very clear Stevens has learned his lesson from that defeat. Burns continues to try and put the pressure on Stevens with more of his fancy-shmancy matwork, only it works! He turns a Standing Monkey Flip and rolls with it, going right into a Bodyscissors!
Angus:
He can stretch and roll up geeks with the best of ‘em… but I kind of hope he finishes what he started on Stevens’ leg!
DDK:
Stevens trying to fight his way out of the Bodyscissors now!
Twists and Turns has his legs tightly wrapped around the body of Stevens, but the taller and slightly stronger Texas grabs Burns by the head and RAMS him back into the mat several times before he finally lets go!
DDK:
Very effective counter already by Stevens, but he’s gotta take this off the mat and use some of that power brawling of his.
Stevens smirks as he finally has control of Burns. He pulls The Technical Spectacle back up to his feet and The Scorpion lays into him with a few heavy right hands to stun Burns. A boot to the chest later and he throws the Kiwi star into the corner, battering him upside the head with another shot. He follows that up with a STIFF barrage of Knife-Edge Chops in the corner!
Angus:
Ugh, come on, Kiwi, stop blocking shots with your chest and fight back!
DDK:
He has Burns on the ropes and whips him into the corner… NO!
Burns takes the opportunity to leap upward and when Stevens tries to put the brakes on, he goes for a quick roll-up!
ONE!
TWO…
DDK:
Kickout by Stevens! Now what’s next?
Stevens tries to go for a jab, catching Burns with a right. He goes for a left, but Burns grabs him and WHIPS him down to the ground with a modified Dragon Screw, but to the arm! The crowd cheers as then Burns looks out to the crowd while The Angry Texan clutches his arm…
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
Angus:
Mangle his arm! Mangle him!
DDK:
Burns likes using those stomps of his to soften up body parts for whatever submission he plans on and looks like he’s targeting the arm. Smart because Stevens will have a harder time pulling off some of his power moves.
After the vicious series of stomps to the arm, Burns locks in a Top Wristlock and CRANKS back like a mofo, pulling away at the arm! The crowd cheers with Burns continuing to apply pressure on the arm and it’s at this point that Burns cranks back! Carla Ferrari approaches Stevens.
Carla Ferrari:
Do you give?
Stevens frantically shakes his head in the negative and tries to free himself by grabbing hold of Burns’ arm, but the mat technician PULLS even harder on the hold! Stevens’ tall frame allows him to crawl forward and get to the ropes!
Angus:
Come on, Ferrari, he clearly tapped!
DDK:
Sadly, he didn’t.
Stevens holds his arm in pain and crawls out to the ring apron, trying to create some distance between himself and Burns…
DDK:
RUNNING UPPERCUT!
Burns goes wild now with a big Running European Uppercut and the blow knocks Stevens clear off the ring apron and out to the floor! Burns pumps a fist in the air after the shot and then tries to go to the outside to go after him.
Angus:
FINISH HIM!
The Technical Spectacle goes to the floor and fires off two more big European Uppercuts to The Angry Texan and cracks him in the jaw. Stevens goes reeling backwards and lands on the barricade. He clutches his arm and when he sees Burns coming…
DDK:
NO! DOUBLE S SPINEBUSTER ON THE FLOOR!
Angus:
Damn it!
The Angry Texan pulls out a last-ditch counter to fight back against the fiery Burns, dropping him with a big-time Spinebuster on the floor! The blow takes a bit out the arm Burns worked over earlier and he clutches it in pain, but otherwise it is Burns that looks worse for wear. Stevens then starts to get up and steals a bottle of water from a DEFIANCE fan in the front row.
Scott Stevens:
GIMME THAT!
He reaches over and takes a drink of the bottle before he dumps the rest over Burns’ head, looking to add insult to injury.
DDK:
And now Stevens has Burns up… what’s he doing here?
Stevens pulls Burns up again… BACK SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE!
Angus:
Well, he ain’t gonna walk right the rest of this match!
DDK:
After the Double S Spinebuster on the floor and the Back Suplex into the barricade, you may be right!
The UTA representative rolls back into the ring and rolls his arm out, trying to shake feeling back into it and then yells at Carla Ferrari to count out the Kiwi wrestler who hasn’t moved after the two big power moves.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Angus:
This prick would take a countout win, wouldn’t he?
DDK:
It did happen to Burns once when he fought Danny Diggs.
FIVE!
SIX!
The crowd rallies behind Twists and Turns as he tries to maneuver himself back into the ring. His back is sore, but he guts it out and tries to get back in…
SEVEN!
Burns is almost back to his feet as he hears Stevens now counting along.
EIGHT!
Oscar now starts to run towards the ring…
NINE!
DDK:
And Burns is back in now, but he’s at the mercy of Scott Stevens… and something tells me he isn’t feeling that merciful.
Stevens begins his onslaught as soon as Burns slides into the ring with stiff boots to the head and neck area. The Angry Texans continues to show his ruthless aggression by quickly hitting the ropes and delivering a running knee to the side of Oscar’s face.
DDK:
DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS! THAT COULD BE IT!
Stevens doesn’t waste a moment as he pushes Burns onto his back and makes a cover as Carla drops to make the count.
ONE!
TWO…
THREE…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDK:
HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Angus:
YES! FUCK YOU STEVENS!
The crowd roars with excitement as the human pretzel himself, Mr. “Twist and Turns” survives one of Scott Stevens’ signature moves and the Texan can’t believe him. Stevens quickly goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Burns kicks out once again and Stevens is beside himself.
Scott Stevens:
Count faster bitch!
Stevens screams at Carla who has a look of disdain on her face as there is a split chant of “Let’s Go Oscar!” and “Stevens Sucks!”
DDK:
That’s nice, and Stevens shows what he’s all about bullying and demeaning a woman when he doesn’t get what he wants.
Angus:
He’s a piece of shit plain and simple.
Stevens quickly mounts Burns and begins to unload heavy right hands onto the face of Burns and after a few hits has to stop and flare out the arm.
DDK:
Even when dishes out punishment the arm is still hurting from Burns earlier.
The Texan shows why he’s always angry by getting to his feet and soccer kicking Burns in the side until he kicks him onto his back and each kick is stiffer than the next. Once Burns is on his back Stevens begins to target the back.
DDK:
Stevens stomping away on the small of the back of Burns and I’m not sure how much more his back can take before it gives.
Angus:
He’s DEFIANCE and that makes him DEFIANT until the end!
Stevens hits the ropes for some extra momentum and drops his heavily braced right knee into the back of Burns which causes the DEFIANCE up and comer to scream in pain. Once he hears that, Stevens begins to assault the back with quick knees to the small of the back like he was playing a xylophone.
DDK:
The screams of pain from Burns seems to motivate Stevens even more to hurt him as if he’s getting off on it.
Angus:
Well he is from Texas where they fuck their cousins so I’m not shocked at all.
Stevens delivers one final stiff knee and Burns lets out a scream of pain that silences the crowd. Stevens smells blood in the water and shoves the Carla out of the way and locks in his favorite submission hold.
DDK:
Arachnophobia!
Angus:
Arachno….what?
DDK:
Arachnophobia, the fear of spiders and scorpions, and Stevens primary submission hold he only breaks out in big time matches when he knows he has the match won.
Angus:
Shit….
Stevens yells for Carla to check him and Burns is screaming in pain, but he doesn’t give up as he yells no.
Scott Stevens:
QUIT! OR I’LL BREAK YOUR BACK!
Stevens yells at his opponent but Burns doesn’t comply.
Oscar Burns:
NO!
Burns yells and the crowd comes alive with cheers which fuels their hero to begin to crawl towards the ropes.
DDK:
Burns is showing why he doesn’t quit! He is showing what the fighting spirit of DEFIANCE Wrestling is all about!
Angus:
He certainly is.
Burns continues to crawl closer…..
And closer……
And closer……
DDK:
He’s fingertips away!
Angus:
Reach you Kiwi!
Burns reaches out and grabs the ropes and the crowd goes ape shit as they approve of Burns’ unwillingness to quit and Stevens can’t believe it.
DDK:
Stevens can’t believe it and the look on his face says it all.
Angus:
That’s the look of I’m fucked!
As Carla checks on Oscar, Stevens goes over to the far corner out of the referee’s eyesight and begins to undo the top turnbuckle which causes the crowd to boo.
Angus:
Ref! Pay attention!
DDK:
She can’t see him partner.
Angus:
Stevens can’t beat him fairly so he has to cheat. Typical UTAH!
Once done, Stevens tosses the turnbuckle to the floor and marches over to Burns. Stevens pushes Carla out of the way and muscles Oscar to his feet.
Scott Stevens:
Here’s your career ending moment bitch!
Stevens yells as he launches Burns into the exposed corner and Oscar’s back hits hard causes him to nearly collapse to the canvas but the ropes hold him up.
DDK:
Stevens looking to not just end the match but Burns’ career.
Stevens puts towards Burns with double middle fingers held high before running towards the corner and right before he gets there he jumps high looking for a Texas size Stinger Splash.
DDK:
BURNS MOVED! BURNS MOVED! OH MY GOD HE MOVED!
Angus:
YES!
Burns was able to move out of the way at the last second and Stevens hits the corner face first and he stumbles back and immediately covers his face and a stream of blood begins to fall! The crowd continues supporting Burns as he grabs the left arm of Stevens and runs him into a non-exposed buckle on the other side!
Angus:
Come on, you rube, you could have used the exposed buckle!
DDK:
We know Burns won’t stoop to those tactics, Angus! But he may be trying to set up for the Graps of Wrath II variation! The Scissored Armbar variation!
Stevens howls in pain as Burns then grabs the arm, strikes him in the jaw with an Elbow Smash, and then Uppercuts the arm! Burns has to stop for a moment and fights through the pain of his back, but Stevens is worse for wear out of the corner. Burns runs forward and CRACKS him in the jaw with a big Running European Uppercut, then rolls him out of the corner with a Snapmare. Burns runs cross-corner only to come back and SMACK Stevens right on the jaw with a Sliding European Uppercut!
DDK:
Great sequence of moves by Burns, now he goes for sitting cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Angus:
Stevens gets the arm… HAHAHAHA! EAT ALL THE DICKS, STEVENS!
The second Stevens shoots his left shoulder up out of instinct, Burns latches right into the arm and goes right into a Cross Arm Breaker!
DDK:
Another submission from Burns! Does he have him?
Scott Stevens tries desperately to clinch the arms together while some trickles of blood run down his face, but Burns kicks…
DDK:
FULLY LOCKED IN! CAN HE GET HIM?
The crowd chants for Stevens to tap! The hold his fully locked in with the arm being hyper extended, but he scurries for the nearest ropes. But when he can’t do that, he has to get desperate! He tries to use his power and adjust himself towards Burns…
DDK:
Stevens is trying to roll towards him… he’s up! Burns on his shoulders!
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
Burns has no choice but to let go of the hold, but the second he does, Stevens fires off…
DDK:
Remember The Alamo! Out of nowhere with the Superkick!
The Technical Spectacle rattles back into the ropes with the Superkick! He wobbles back into the ropes and Stevens favors his arm in pain, but when he comes back, he unexpectedly sees Burns…
Angus:
WHAM! HARD OUT HEADBUTT!
Stevens is the one that goes down first after the extra stiff Headbutt to the chest, but the gr
oggy Burns falls down across his chest from sheer exhaustion! Right into a cover, no less!ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
Angus:
That was three, right?! Tell me that was three!
DDK:
Carla saying it isn’t! The match continues!
The crowd bit on the last nearfall between the two men, but Stevens did barely get the right shoulder up! Burns rolls off of him and isn’t moving all that much and neither is Stevens as the two men both try and figure out what they can do to end this match. Both men crawl away from one another with Stevens getting to his feet first.
Angus:
Come on, Burns, just grapplefuck this guy to death already!
DDK:
Burns has been working that arm, but Stevens has been just as adept at working the back. This one may come down to who makes the first mistake.
Stevens tries to swing for a right at Burns as he gets back to his feet, but Burns goes low and buries a shoulder right into his stomach. When he tries to fire off another European Uppercut, Stevens dodges it, and then kicks him in the gut…
Angus:
Toxic Sting… NO! HA!
Before he can complete the Diamond Cutter, Burns blocks it, and then pulls him up…
DDK:
NO! REVERSED INTO THE BACKCRACKAMAJIG!
The weirdly-named move is a Belly to Back into a Backbreaker! The moves takes a bit out of
Burns after clutching his own back, but Burns follows up with a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR…
DDK:
Another kickout by Stevens, but Burns has him on the ropes now!
Burns then pick up Stevens and drops him down with a quick slam in front of the turnbuckles, going for his only top rope move in his arsenal, but a bad one! He climbs out to the ropes…
Oscar Burns:
SWEET AS!
The crowd yells it with him as he heads up top and if he hits the Sweet As Knee Drop off the top onto Stevens’ arm, it will no doubt be a world of hurt…
DDK:
NO! STEVENS GRABS CARLA BY HER SHIRT! WHAT’S HE DOING?!
Like he has done with multiple officials in the past, abusing officials seems to be something of a favorite side hobby for the UTA star as he throws her back! Burns tries to check on her to make sure she’s okay, but leaves himself wide open with his head lowered...
Angus:
NO! DAMN IT!
Stevens grabs his leg and TRIPS him off the top rope, sending him back first into the top turnbuckle!
Angus:
Damn it! When Burns went to check on Carla, he paid for it!
The crowd boos LOUDLY as Stevens wastes no more time! Burns still seethes in pain on his back and that move pays dividends…
DDK:
TOXIC STING! THE CUTTER CONNECTS!
Stevens favors his left arm, but he keeps it close as he uses his right to hook the leg!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Stevens rolls off of Burns, still clutching the left arm close to him, but smiling as he stands up and raises his right.
Angus:
Damn it, I hate it when you’re right, Keebs. You said this one would come down to whoever made the first mistake and that goody-good Burns did it first.
DDK:
He cared about the well-being of one of our officials and sure as shoot, Stevens took advantage.
Darren Quimbey:
HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH… SCOTT STEVENS!
Not even bothering to stay behind, Stevens heads up the ramp with the sounds of the fans of DEFIANCE jeering serving as music to his ears. He proudly picks up his #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirt and then holds it proudly like a flag on his good arm, walking up the ramp while Burns is just now coming around, holding his back in pain.
DDK:
What a match we just saw, but what a sour taste left in our mouths from that conclusion. If these two ever meet again, Burns could very well have his number based off how hard he fought… that said, Stevens walks out with the win and puts a notch in the UTA’s overall win column for tonight.
Angus:
Fuck Scott Stevens’ Fuck Defiance Hashtag… but to be serious, I’m not trying to take anything away from Oscar Burns. He’s fighting proudly for DEFIANCE, but this rube can’t go looking past what they’re willing to do to win like that.
DDK:
Hopefully, when we return, we'll see something I know you've been looking forward to for a while, Angus!
Angus:
That gorram Chris Fucking Ross getting his shit pushed in? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
The final scenes of the match show Carla Ferrari checking on Burns, with a look of massive disappointment on his face. All the while, Stevens heads back up the ramp with a smile, still waving his obscene anti-DEFIANCE t-shirt overhead before he disappears to the back - a big win under his belt for tonight.
DDK:
When the UTA Invasion first began, Burns was one of the first people that solidified himself against the invading force and put out an open challenge against him. Stevens more than once took him up on those challenges to the point where he would assault Burns twice and cost him a match once.
Angus:
Because he isn’t fighting fair.
DDK:
After weeks of being pushed around by Stevens, we’ve seen Burns fight back! He went after Stevens’ leg with a Heel Hook! Stevens tried to feign injury and get the advantage in a tag match on DEFTV92, only for Burns to get the win via a move he’s now calling The Fruit Roll-up!
Angus:
...Seriously?
DDK:
Because he’s a roll-up and he’s a Kiwi. But anyway... Burns has that win and an UNCUT victory over Luke Dibbins going into this match. Does he finally have Stevens’ number tonight?
Angus:
He damn well better. This Hashtag Fuck Defiance garbage needs to go.
DDK:
Well, let’s go to ringside for our next match!
And to the double rings we go with the cage above the ring for the War Games later tonight. In the ring closest to the ramp, Darren Quimbey starts up.
Darren Quimbey:
The following contest is a DEFIANCE vs. UTA grudge match set for one fall!
♫ “Edge of Infinity by Minnesota ♫
The lights of the arena begin to flicker in rapid three-second pulses of yellow and orange as the theme plays and starts to build. At about thirty seconds when the beat kicks in, out comes Burns, looking out to the crowd. A confident smile on his face and instead of his usual, “Hi. I Like Graps.” t-shirt, he has on a bright yellow shirt with different wording on the front:
#BUGGEROFFUTA!
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first… from Wellington, New Zealand and currently residing in NOLA… weighing in at 243 pounds… ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!
Angus:
That’s right! Hashtag Bugger Off, you wankers!
DDK:
Oscar has his own… well, brand of pro-DEFIANCE gear.
Solidly behind DEFIANCE’S resident technically-savvy star, Burns approaches the ring with his shirt. He takes off the shirt and waves it high in the air before he jumps off the turnbuckle. He continues brandishing the shirt like a flag and as his music goes quiet, the crowd starts a chant.
“BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!
BUGGER OFF!”
Angus:
My language would be a bit more salty, but I get Burns’s point! Bugger off, UTAH! And go to hell and die while you’re at it! Take Hollywood McFuckass with you!
♫ “Hellraiser” by Motorhead♫
The slow bellow of the guitar hits and the cheers that filled the arena quickly turn into jeers of pure hatred as they know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant.
DDK:
You know who is about to come out and the faithful are letting them know what they think of him.
Angus:
And why wouldn’t they? He says Fuck Defiance well we says Fuck Scott Stevens!
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of a staircase in the arena and a group of security wearing #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirts make their way down the stairs and Scott Stevens appears at the top. The faithful continue their expletives towards the Texan who simply smirks.
DDK:
Stevens better be glad he has extra security around him or the faithful is going to rip him apart..
Angus:
Please, he has that security to protect him from me kicking his ass!
As Stevens makes his way down the steps soda and food are thrown his way, but Stevens doesn’t lose his focus as the garbage hits him.
Darren Quimbey:
And his opponent! From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds…SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The FUCK DEFIANCE Security push the more rabid fans out of the way to insure the Texans safety as he makes his way through the faithful until he reaches the barricade and stares at Oscar Burns in the ring.
DDK:
Stevens and Burns have locked eyes and the tension between them can be cut with a knife.
Angus:
That’s the look of fear I see and…..you smell that? I think Stevens just pissed himself from the fear of another beating from Burns.
Stevens slowly hops the barricade making his way around the ring and as he does he never takes his eyes off of Burns. The Texan makes his way to the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes looking out amongst the crowd before letting them know what he thinks of them as he delivers the double bird of Texas to the masses and slowly turning towards his opponent and doing the throat slash gesture before dropping to the canvas.
DDK:
Burns had Stevens beat the last time they shared the ring together in a tag match, but this is the first official singles meeting between the two.
Angus:
GO, KIWI!
Stevens’ eyes don’t leave Burns and vice-versa before the bell is called for.
DING DING DING!
The two men start to circle up and get into an AGGRESSIVE lock-up! The bigger Texan tries to maneuver Burns into the ropes quickly, almost ready to pop off a cheap shot when Burns circles around him and tries to maneuver him into the adjacent corner. The two men continue to fight when Stevens once again gets the advantage, only for Burns to get back at him against the ropes. When it looks like Burns has the advantage, Stevens backs into the ropes.
Scott Stevens:
Back him off, ref, do your job!
Carla Ferrari motions for Burns to let go. Burns has an arm right up to Stevens’ face, looking like he wants to unload an Elbow Smash in the ropes, but The Technical Spectacle thinks better of it and lets his conscience get the better of him.
Angus:
Goddamn it, Burns, crack him in the mouth!
DDK:
He’s a sportsman, first and foremost in that ring, Angus. You know this.
Angus
I know this, I just choose to ignore it.
Burnsie moves out of the corner, but Stevens swings at him with a right hand…
DDK:
No! Burns just saw that coming!
And in retaliation, Oscar BLASTS Stevens in the face with an Elbow Smash that has extra stank on it! He gets backed into the corner and Burns pounces quickly, unloading on Stevens with a barrage of Elbow Smashes to the head! Stevens tries to cover himself up, but he’s already being cheered on heavily by a very pro-DEFIANCE crowd!
Stevens tries to back out from the corner when Burns surprises him with a tight Cravate hold out of the corner!
Angus:
YEAH! RIP HIS HEAD OFF AND POP IT LIKE THE CORK OFF A WINE BOTTLE!
DDK:
Burns isn’t giving him much room to breathe!
When Stevens tries to fight his way out from the hold with a pair of rights to Burns’ midsection, he grabs onto an arm. Also having some training in the catch wrestling game, the proprietor of the #FUCKDEFIANCE mantra grabs his arm and tries to maneuver Burns down into a hold. Burns starts to lean backwards into a bridge!
DDK:
I understand that Stevens was a classically-trained wrestler, but does he really want to try and mat wrestle Burns like this?
Angus:
He thinks he’s better at everything than everybody else… let Oscar prove the stupid Mormon wrong.
Burns spins around on his back and trips up Stevens before mounting into a quick lateral press!
ONE!
And that’s all he gets as Stevens kicks out! Being caught by a sneaky pin is what led to his loss on DEFTV 92, but it’s very clear Stevens has learned his lesson from that defeat. Burns continues to try and put the pressure on Stevens with more of his fancy-shmancy matwork, only it works! He turns a Standing Monkey Flip and rolls with it, going right into a Bodyscissors!
Angus:
He can stretch and roll up geeks with the best of ‘em… but I kind of hope he finishes what he started on Stevens’ leg!
DDK:
Stevens trying to fight his way out of the Bodyscissors now!
Twists and Turns has his legs tightly wrapped around the body of Stevens, but the taller and slightly stronger Texas grabs Burns by the head and RAMS him back into the mat several times before he finally lets go!
DDK:
Very effective counter already by Stevens, but he’s gotta take this off the mat and use some of that power brawling of his.
Stevens smirks as he finally has control of Burns. He pulls The Technical Spectacle back up to his feet and The Scorpion lays into him with a few heavy right hands to stun Burns. A boot to the chest later and he throws the Kiwi star into the corner, battering him upside the head with another shot. He follows that up with a STIFF barrage of Knife-Edge Chops in the corner!
Angus:
Ugh, come on, Kiwi, stop blocking shots with your chest and fight back!
DDK:
He has Burns on the ropes and whips him into the corner… NO!
Burns takes the opportunity to leap upward and when Stevens tries to put the brakes on, he goes for a quick roll-up!
ONE!
TWO…
DDK:
Kickout by Stevens! Now what’s next?
Stevens tries to go for a jab, catching Burns with a right. He goes for a left, but Burns grabs him and WHIPS him down to the ground with a modified Dragon Screw, but to the arm! The crowd cheers as then Burns looks out to the crowd while The Angry Texan clutches his arm…
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
STOMP!
Angus:
Mangle his arm! Mangle him!
DDK:
Burns likes using those stomps of his to soften up body parts for whatever submission he plans on and looks like he’s targeting the arm. Smart because Stevens will have a harder time pulling off some of his power moves.
After the vicious series of stomps to the arm, Burns locks in a Top Wristlock and CRANKS back like a mofo, pulling away at the arm! The crowd cheers with Burns continuing to apply pressure on the arm and it’s at this point that Burns cranks back! Carla Ferrari approaches Stevens.
Carla Ferrari:
Do you give?
Stevens frantically shakes his head in the negative and tries to free himself by grabbing hold of Burns’ arm, but the mat technician PULLS even harder on the hold! Stevens’ tall frame allows him to crawl forward and get to the ropes!
Angus:
Come on, Ferrari, he clearly tapped!
DDK:
Sadly, he didn’t.
Stevens holds his arm in pain and crawls out to the ring apron, trying to create some distance between himself and Burns…
DDK:
RUNNING UPPERCUT!
Burns goes wild now with a big Running European Uppercut and the blow knocks Stevens clear off the ring apron and out to the floor! Burns pumps a fist in the air after the shot and then tries to go to the outside to go after him.
Angus:
FINISH HIM!
The Technical Spectacle goes to the floor and fires off two more big European Uppercuts to The Angry Texan and cracks him in the jaw. Stevens goes reeling backwards and lands on the barricade. He clutches his arm and when he sees Burns coming…
DDK:
NO! DOUBLE S SPINEBUSTER ON THE FLOOR!
Angus:
Damn it!
The Angry Texan pulls out a last-ditch counter to fight back against the fiery Burns, dropping him with a big-time Spinebuster on the floor! The blow takes a bit out the arm Burns worked over earlier and he clutches it in pain, but otherwise it is Burns that looks worse for wear. Stevens then starts to get up and steals a bottle of water from a DEFIANCE fan in the front row.
Scott Stevens:
GIMME THAT!
He reaches over and takes a drink of the bottle before he dumps the rest over Burns’ head, looking to add insult to injury.
DDK:
And now Stevens has Burns up… what’s he doing here?
Stevens pulls Burns up again… BACK SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE!
Angus:
Well, he ain’t gonna walk right the rest of this match!
DDK:
After the Double S Spinebuster on the floor and the Back Suplex into the barricade, you may be right!
The UTA representative rolls back into the ring and rolls his arm out, trying to shake feeling back into it and then yells at Carla Ferrari to count out the Kiwi wrestler who hasn’t moved after the two big power moves.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Angus:
This prick would take a countout win, wouldn’t he?
DDK:
It did happen to Burns once when he fought Danny Diggs.
FIVE!
SIX!
The crowd rallies behind Twists and Turns as he tries to maneuver himself back into the ring. His back is sore, but he guts it out and tries to get back in…
SEVEN!
Burns is almost back to his feet as he hears Stevens now counting along.
EIGHT!
Oscar now starts to run towards the ring…
NINE!
DDK:
And Burns is back in now, but he’s at the mercy of Scott Stevens… and something tells me he isn’t feeling that merciful.
Stevens begins his onslaught as soon as Burns slides into the ring with stiff boots to the head and neck area. The Angry Texans continues to show his ruthless aggression by quickly hitting the ropes and delivering a running knee to the side of Oscar’s face.
DDK:
DON’T MESS WITH TEXAS! THAT COULD BE IT!
Stevens doesn’t waste a moment as he pushes Burns onto his back and makes a cover as Carla drops to make the count.
ONE!
TWO…
THREE…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
DDK:
HE KICKED OUT! HE KICKED OUT!
Angus:
YES! FUCK YOU STEVENS!
The crowd roars with excitement as the human pretzel himself, Mr. “Twist and Turns” survives one of Scott Stevens’ signature moves and the Texan can’t believe him. Stevens quickly goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Burns kicks out once again and Stevens is beside himself.
Scott Stevens:
Count faster bitch!
Stevens screams at Carla who has a look of disdain on her face as there is a split chant of “Let’s Go Oscar!” and “Stevens Sucks!”
DDK:
That’s nice, and Stevens shows what he’s all about bullying and demeaning a woman when he doesn’t get what he wants.
Angus:
He’s a piece of shit plain and simple.
Stevens quickly mounts Burns and begins to unload heavy right hands onto the face of Burns and after a few hits has to stop and flare out the arm.
DDK:
Even when dishes out punishment the arm is still hurting from Burns earlier.
The Texan shows why he’s always angry by getting to his feet and soccer kicking Burns in the side until he kicks him onto his back and each kick is stiffer than the next. Once Burns is on his back Stevens begins to target the back.
DDK:
Stevens stomping away on the small of the back of Burns and I’m not sure how much more his back can take before it gives.
Angus:
He’s DEFIANCE and that makes him DEFIANT until the end!
Stevens hits the ropes for some extra momentum and drops his heavily braced right knee into the back of Burns which causes the DEFIANCE up and comer to scream in pain. Once he hears that, Stevens begins to assault the back with quick knees to the small of the back like he was playing a xylophone.
DDK:
The screams of pain from Burns seems to motivate Stevens even more to hurt him as if he’s getting off on it.
Angus:
Well he is from Texas where they fuck their cousins so I’m not shocked at all.
Stevens delivers one final stiff knee and Burns lets out a scream of pain that silences the crowd. Stevens smells blood in the water and shoves the Carla out of the way and locks in his favorite submission hold.
DDK:
Arachnophobia!
Angus:
Arachno….what?
DDK:
Arachnophobia, the fear of spiders and scorpions, and Stevens primary submission hold he only breaks out in big time matches when he knows he has the match won.
Angus:
Shit….
Stevens yells for Carla to check him and Burns is screaming in pain, but he doesn’t give up as he yells no.
Scott Stevens:
QUIT! OR I’LL BREAK YOUR BACK!
Stevens yells at his opponent but Burns doesn’t comply.
Oscar Burns:
NO!
Burns yells and the crowd comes alive with cheers which fuels their hero to begin to crawl towards the ropes.
DDK:
Burns is showing why he doesn’t quit! He is showing what the fighting spirit of DEFIANCE Wrestling is all about!
Angus:
He certainly is.
Burns continues to crawl closer…..
And closer……
And closer……
DDK:
He’s fingertips away!
Angus:
Reach you Kiwi!
Burns reaches out and grabs the ropes and the crowd goes ape shit as they approve of Burns’ unwillingness to quit and Stevens can’t believe it.
DDK:
Stevens can’t believe it and the look on his face says it all.
Angus:
That’s the look of I’m fucked!
As Carla checks on Oscar, Stevens goes over to the far corner out of the referee’s eyesight and begins to undo the top turnbuckle which causes the crowd to boo.
Angus:
Ref! Pay attention!
DDK:
She can’t see him partner.
Angus:
Stevens can’t beat him fairly so he has to cheat. Typical UTAH!
Once done, Stevens tosses the turnbuckle to the floor and marches over to Burns. Stevens pushes Carla out of the way and muscles Oscar to his feet.
Scott Stevens:
Here’s your career ending moment bitch!
Stevens yells as he launches Burns into the exposed corner and Oscar’s back hits hard causes him to nearly collapse to the canvas but the ropes hold him up.
DDK:
Stevens looking to not just end the match but Burns’ career.
Stevens puts towards Burns with double middle fingers held high before running towards the corner and right before he gets there he jumps high looking for a Texas size Stinger Splash.
DDK:
BURNS MOVED! BURNS MOVED! OH MY GOD HE MOVED!
Angus:
YES!
Burns was able to move out of the way at the last second and Stevens hits the corner face first and he stumbles back and immediately covers his face and a stream of blood begins to fall! The crowd continues supporting Burns as he grabs the left arm of Stevens and runs him into a non-exposed buckle on the other side!
Angus:
Come on, you rube, you could have used the exposed buckle!
DDK:
We know Burns won’t stoop to those tactics, Angus! But he may be trying to set up for the Graps of Wrath II variation! The Scissored Armbar variation!
Stevens howls in pain as Burns then grabs the arm, strikes him in the jaw with an Elbow Smash, and then Uppercuts the arm! Burns has to stop for a moment and fights through the pain of his back, but Stevens is worse for wear out of the corner. Burns runs forward and CRACKS him in the jaw with a big Running European Uppercut, then rolls him out of the corner with a Snapmare. Burns runs cross-corner only to come back and SMACK Stevens right on the jaw with a Sliding European Uppercut!
DDK:
Great sequence of moves by Burns, now he goes for sitting cover!
ONE!
TWO!
Angus:
Stevens gets the arm… HAHAHAHA! EAT ALL THE DICKS, STEVENS!
The second Stevens shoots his left shoulder up out of instinct, Burns latches right into the arm and goes right into a Cross Arm Breaker!
DDK:
Another submission from Burns! Does he have him?
Scott Stevens tries desperately to clinch the arms together while some trickles of blood run down his face, but Burns kicks…
DDK:
FULLY LOCKED IN! CAN HE GET HIM?
The crowd chants for Stevens to tap! The hold his fully locked in with the arm being hyper extended, but he scurries for the nearest ropes. But when he can’t do that, he has to get desperate! He tries to use his power and adjust himself towards Burns…
DDK:
Stevens is trying to roll towards him… he’s up! Burns on his shoulders!
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
Burns has no choice but to let go of the hold, but the second he does, Stevens fires off…
DDK:
Remember The Alamo! Out of nowhere with the Superkick!
The Technical Spectacle rattles back into the ropes with the Superkick! He wobbles back into the ropes and Stevens favors his arm in pain, but when he comes back, he unexpectedly sees Burns…
Angus:
WHAM! HARD OUT HEADBUTT!
Stevens is the one that goes down first after the extra stiff Headbutt to the chest, but the gr
oggy Burns falls down across his chest from sheer exhaustion! Right into a cover, no less!ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
Angus:
That was three, right?! Tell me that was three!
DDK:
Carla saying it isn’t! The match continues!
The crowd bit on the last nearfall between the two men, but Stevens did barely get the right shoulder up! Burns rolls off of him and isn’t moving all that much and neither is Stevens as the two men both try and figure out what they can do to end this match. Both men crawl away from one another with Stevens getting to his feet first.
Angus:
Come on, Burns, just grapplefuck this guy to death already!
DDK:
Burns has been working that arm, but Stevens has been just as adept at working the back. This one may come down to who makes the first mistake.
Stevens tries to swing for a right at Burns as he gets back to his feet, but Burns goes low and buries a shoulder right into his stomach. When he tries to fire off another European Uppercut, Stevens dodges it, and then kicks him in the gut…
Angus:
Toxic Sting… NO! HA!
Before he can complete the Diamond Cutter, Burns blocks it, and then pulls him up…
DDK:
NO! REVERSED INTO THE BACKCRACKAMAJIG!
The weirdly-named move is a Belly to Back into a Backbreaker! The moves takes a bit out of
Burns after clutching his own back, but Burns follows up with a cover!
ONE!
TWO!
THR…
DDK:
Another kickout by Stevens, but Burns has him on the ropes now!
Burns then pick up Stevens and drops him down with a quick slam in front of the turnbuckles, going for his only top rope move in his arsenal, but a bad one! He climbs out to the ropes…
Oscar Burns:
SWEET AS!
The crowd yells it with him as he heads up top and if he hits the Sweet As Knee Drop off the top onto Stevens’ arm, it will no doubt be a world of hurt…
DDK:
NO! STEVENS GRABS CARLA BY HER SHIRT! WHAT’S HE DOING?!
Like he has done with multiple officials in the past, abusing officials seems to be something of a favorite side hobby for the UTA star as he throws her back! Burns tries to check on her to make sure she’s okay, but leaves himself wide open with his head lowered...
Angus:
NO! DAMN IT!
Stevens grabs his leg and TRIPS him off the top rope, sending him back first into the top turnbuckle!
Angus:
Damn it! When Burns went to check on Carla, he paid for it!
The crowd boos LOUDLY as Stevens wastes no more time! Burns still seethes in pain on his back and that move pays dividends…
DDK:
TOXIC STING! THE CUTTER CONNECTS!
Stevens favors his left arm, but he keeps it close as he uses his right to hook the leg!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Stevens rolls off of Burns, still clutching the left arm close to him, but smiling as he stands up and raises his right.
Angus:
Damn it, I hate it when you’re right, Keebs. You said this one would come down to whoever made the first mistake and that goody-good Burns did it first.
DDK:
He cared about the well-being of one of our officials and sure as shoot, Stevens took advantage.
Darren Quimbey:
HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH… SCOTT STEVENS!
Not even bothering to stay behind, Stevens heads up the ramp with the sounds of the fans of DEFIANCE jeering serving as music to his ears. He proudly picks up his #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirt and then holds it proudly like a flag on his good arm, walking up the ramp while Burns is just now coming around, holding his back in pain.
DDK:
What a match we just saw, but what a sour taste left in our mouths from that conclusion. If these two ever meet again, Burns could very well have his number based off how hard he fought… that said, Stevens walks out with the win and puts a notch in the UTA’s overall win column for tonight.
Angus:
Fuck Scott Stevens’ Fuck Defiance Hashtag… but to be serious, I’m not trying to take anything away from Oscar Burns. He’s fighting proudly for DEFIANCE, but this rube can’t go looking past what they’re willing to do to win like that.
DDK:
Hopefully, when we return, we'll see something I know you've been looking forward to for a while, Angus!
Angus:
That gorram Chris Fucking Ross getting his shit pushed in? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!
The final scenes of the match show Carla Ferrari checking on Burns, with a look of massive disappointment on his face. All the while, Stevens heads back up the ramp with a smile, still waving his obscene anti-DEFIANCE t-shirt overhead before he disappears to the back - a big win under his belt for tonight.