Post by Jman2k3 on Nov 20, 2017 6:33:50 GMT
Lisil Jackson vs. Scott Stevens
Better Must Come by Geego begins to play over the loud speakers and Lisil Jackson walks out with a bold smile on his face raising his arms up bobbing his head to the music.
Williams: Lisil was last seen defeating Amy Harrison on Victory, and he’s been vocal about Ms. Harrison being at Ring King in a championship match.
Fury: Dick’s sources have told Dick that she gave a Happy Ending or two to get that match.
Williams: Whose your source? The janitor?
Fury: Dick’s source is the ginormous thing in Dick’s pants and let Dick tell you Amy can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
Lisil walks down the ramp slapping the hands of many fans as he does.
Announcer: Hailing from Kingston, Jamaica.
Lisil slides into the ring and gets on the top rope and points out to all of the fans before he slides off his sunglasses.
Announcer: Standing at six feet and three inches and weighing in at two hundred and fifty three pounds...
Fury: Dick has been informed we have a special guest in attendance tonight.
Williams: Really? Who?
Dick reaches under the announcer’s booth and places a can of Lysol on the table.
Fury: Lysol Jackson Jr. has come to cheer his father to victory here tonight.
Announcer: He is the Jamaican Inspiration! Lisil Jackson!
Lisil slides off his Hawaiian Shirt, gold chain, and his fedora setting them down on the ring apron. Lisil throws a few punches in the air with a bold smile ready for the match.
Williams: Lisil looking confident as he awaits his opponent.
Fury: He better be because no father wants to lose in front of their children.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as the opening guitar riffs and Hellraiser by Motorhead begins to play throughout the PA system.
Williams: Stevens is making his return to UTA after a month long absence from the ring.
Fury: Dick knows Stevens pretty well back when we were working the independent scene together.
Williams: What happened once you parted ways?
Fury: Dick went to become the VCW champion, while Stevens continued to work the indies instead of the big leagues.
Williams: VCW was UTA’s developmental territory.
Fury: And? Still bigger than that Windy City promotion.
The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Announcer: Introducing at this time, coming to us from the Great State of Texas, by way of Houston, Texas.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Announcer: Standing at six feet, six inches, and weighing in at two hundred and fifty-six pounds...
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent.
Announcer: This...is....SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
An icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Williams: Stevens is looking to prove to everyone that he should be one of the competitors at the Ring King pay-per-view.
Fury: Well Dick says wish one thing and crap in the other and see which fills up first.
The official checks both competitors before signaling for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Williams: And we are underway.
Fury: ‘Bout time, Dick has a shoot with Playgirl at the end of the show.
Stevens and Lisil both come out of the respective corners to meet one another in the center of the ring.
The two begin to stare off at one another before they cautiously begin to circle each other looking for the other to make the first move.
Williams: Stevens and Lisil are being cautious here tonight because they have a lot on the line.
Fury: Dick’s getting sleeping from boredom.
Lisil breaks the standoff by going to lockup and once the two competitors hook up, “The Jamaican Sensation” tries to overpower the Texan, but it proves unwise as Stevens throws him to the ground.
Lisil quickly gets back to his feet and the two lock up once more and Stevens throws him onto the mat once again.
Williams: Stevens telling Lisil that he owns the power game in this contest.
Fury: It’s the only thing he owns that original.
Lisil smiles and shows respect to his adversary with a nod as he gets back up. The two go to lock up a third time, but Lisil ducks under the attempt and waits for Stevens to turn around, and when he does he goes for a double leg takedown.
Stevens is able to use his strength and experience advantage to snuff out the takedown attempt, and quickly lock Lisil in a guillotine choke.
Williams: Stevens with a quick submission. Lisil needs to get to the ropes.
As Stevens tries to lock the hold in tight, Lisil is able to get to the ropes and break the submission.
The referee begins his five count and Stevens releases the hold at four.
Fury: Great, the match continues.
As Stevens goes to grab Jackson, the Jamaican rocks the Texan big a big European uppercut.
Williams: That uppercut stunned Stevens! This is Lisil’s chance to take over.
Fury: Lysol Jr. is excited! Look at him!
Dick raises the Lysol can into the air spraying the contents of the can into the air.
Stevens makes his way back towards his opponent, but Lisil sends the aggressor back with a chop to the chest.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Lisil continues to chop the Texan down to size before grabbing Stevens and going for an Irish whip.
Williams: Lisil looking to whip Stevens into the ropes….no he whipped him back towards himself!
Lisil brings Stevens back in, and plants Stevens into the mat with a uranage slam. Lisil continues his grip as he locks in a submission.
Williams: Anaconda!
Fury: The hell you talking about? Dick’s anaconda is secured in Dick’s pants.
The referee slides into position ready to ring the bell as he asks Stevens if he wants to quit.
Stevens shouts no, and the match continues.
Williams: Stevens has to do something quickly because he’s in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go.
Stevens reaches up with his free arm and begins to claw away at the eyes of Lisil Jackson. Jackson tries to defend against the attack my head butting Stevens hand, but the Texan stuns him with a hammer fist across the face to allow him to really grind into the eyes causing Lisil to scream in pain.
Fury: Those screams sound like all the girls that auditioned to be in Dick’s Anal Adventure movies.
Once Stevens is free he immediately drops Lisil with a sickening clotheslines. He continues to hold his left arm in agony as he stomps away on his opponent.
Williams: Stevens maybe hurt from that submission.
Stevens drops a few elbows before going for a cover.
One.
Two.
Lisil is able to kick out.
Williams: Our first pin fall of the night and it’s a two count.
Stevens introduces his size thirteen boot to Lisil’s face once again before jumping into the air and making the Jamaican eat his knee brace.
Fury: That knee brace may have helped Lisil get prettier cause the poor bastard can’t get much uglier.
Stevens goes for another cover but Jackson gets out before the count of three.
Stevens reaches down and picks up Lisil so he can Irish whip him into the nearest turnbuckle.
Williams: Reverse!
Lisil Jackson is able to muster enough strength and send Stevens crashes into the corner instead of himself.
Lisil runs at Stevens full force and drives his knee into the face of the Texan.
Williams: Lisil just rocked Stevens with the High Tide!
Stevens staggers forward out of the corner and Lisil nods him backwards with a front kick.
Williams: Lisil with the Tsunami!
Fury: That’s Dick’s nickname in an Asian gang bang.
Stevens falls to the canvas and Lisil has a huge grin on his face. He steps through the ropes and begins to ascend to the top of the turnbuckle.
Williams: The end may be near. Lisil is looking to put away Stevens with the Bird of Paradise.
Lisil looks towards the crowd and they cheer him on to put an end to Stevens. Lisil slowly balances himself before flipping off.
Williams: He hit it! BIRDS OF PARADISE!
Lisil crawls towards the cover and wraps his arm around the neck of Stevens as the referee drops down to begin his count.
One.
Two.
Three.
The referee signals for the bell.
Announcer: And your winner by pinfall.... LISIILLL JAAACCCKKSSSONNN!!!
Williams: Jackson is able to pull out the victory here tonight after a hard fought back and forth battle.
Fury: Oh Stevens. How the "mighty" have fallen.
Dick picks up the Lysol can and throws it into the ring and it lands next to Lisil's foot as has his hand raised in victory.
Better Must Come by Geego begins to play over the loud speakers and Lisil Jackson walks out with a bold smile on his face raising his arms up bobbing his head to the music.
Williams: Lisil was last seen defeating Amy Harrison on Victory, and he’s been vocal about Ms. Harrison being at Ring King in a championship match.
Fury: Dick’s sources have told Dick that she gave a Happy Ending or two to get that match.
Williams: Whose your source? The janitor?
Fury: Dick’s source is the ginormous thing in Dick’s pants and let Dick tell you Amy can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.
Lisil walks down the ramp slapping the hands of many fans as he does.
Announcer: Hailing from Kingston, Jamaica.
Lisil slides into the ring and gets on the top rope and points out to all of the fans before he slides off his sunglasses.
Announcer: Standing at six feet and three inches and weighing in at two hundred and fifty three pounds...
Fury: Dick has been informed we have a special guest in attendance tonight.
Williams: Really? Who?
Dick reaches under the announcer’s booth and places a can of Lysol on the table.
Fury: Lysol Jackson Jr. has come to cheer his father to victory here tonight.
Announcer: He is the Jamaican Inspiration! Lisil Jackson!
Lisil slides off his Hawaiian Shirt, gold chain, and his fedora setting them down on the ring apron. Lisil throws a few punches in the air with a bold smile ready for the match.
Williams: Lisil looking confident as he awaits his opponent.
Fury: He better be because no father wants to lose in front of their children.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as the opening guitar riffs and Hellraiser by Motorhead begins to play throughout the PA system.
Williams: Stevens is making his return to UTA after a month long absence from the ring.
Fury: Dick knows Stevens pretty well back when we were working the independent scene together.
Williams: What happened once you parted ways?
Fury: Dick went to become the VCW champion, while Stevens continued to work the indies instead of the big leagues.
Williams: VCW was UTA’s developmental territory.
Fury: And? Still bigger than that Windy City promotion.
The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Announcer: Introducing at this time, coming to us from the Great State of Texas, by way of Houston, Texas.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
Announcer: Standing at six feet, six inches, and weighing in at two hundred and fifty-six pounds...
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent.
Announcer: This...is....SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
An icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Williams: Stevens is looking to prove to everyone that he should be one of the competitors at the Ring King pay-per-view.
Fury: Well Dick says wish one thing and crap in the other and see which fills up first.
The official checks both competitors before signaling for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Williams: And we are underway.
Fury: ‘Bout time, Dick has a shoot with Playgirl at the end of the show.
Stevens and Lisil both come out of the respective corners to meet one another in the center of the ring.
The two begin to stare off at one another before they cautiously begin to circle each other looking for the other to make the first move.
Williams: Stevens and Lisil are being cautious here tonight because they have a lot on the line.
Fury: Dick’s getting sleeping from boredom.
Lisil breaks the standoff by going to lockup and once the two competitors hook up, “The Jamaican Sensation” tries to overpower the Texan, but it proves unwise as Stevens throws him to the ground.
Lisil quickly gets back to his feet and the two lock up once more and Stevens throws him onto the mat once again.
Williams: Stevens telling Lisil that he owns the power game in this contest.
Fury: It’s the only thing he owns that original.
Lisil smiles and shows respect to his adversary with a nod as he gets back up. The two go to lock up a third time, but Lisil ducks under the attempt and waits for Stevens to turn around, and when he does he goes for a double leg takedown.
Stevens is able to use his strength and experience advantage to snuff out the takedown attempt, and quickly lock Lisil in a guillotine choke.
Williams: Stevens with a quick submission. Lisil needs to get to the ropes.
As Stevens tries to lock the hold in tight, Lisil is able to get to the ropes and break the submission.
The referee begins his five count and Stevens releases the hold at four.
Fury: Great, the match continues.
As Stevens goes to grab Jackson, the Jamaican rocks the Texan big a big European uppercut.
Williams: That uppercut stunned Stevens! This is Lisil’s chance to take over.
Fury: Lysol Jr. is excited! Look at him!
Dick raises the Lysol can into the air spraying the contents of the can into the air.
Stevens makes his way back towards his opponent, but Lisil sends the aggressor back with a chop to the chest.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Lisil continues to chop the Texan down to size before grabbing Stevens and going for an Irish whip.
Williams: Lisil looking to whip Stevens into the ropes….no he whipped him back towards himself!
Lisil brings Stevens back in, and plants Stevens into the mat with a uranage slam. Lisil continues his grip as he locks in a submission.
Williams: Anaconda!
Fury: The hell you talking about? Dick’s anaconda is secured in Dick’s pants.
The referee slides into position ready to ring the bell as he asks Stevens if he wants to quit.
Stevens shouts no, and the match continues.
Williams: Stevens has to do something quickly because he’s in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go.
Stevens reaches up with his free arm and begins to claw away at the eyes of Lisil Jackson. Jackson tries to defend against the attack my head butting Stevens hand, but the Texan stuns him with a hammer fist across the face to allow him to really grind into the eyes causing Lisil to scream in pain.
Fury: Those screams sound like all the girls that auditioned to be in Dick’s Anal Adventure movies.
Once Stevens is free he immediately drops Lisil with a sickening clotheslines. He continues to hold his left arm in agony as he stomps away on his opponent.
Williams: Stevens maybe hurt from that submission.
Stevens drops a few elbows before going for a cover.
One.
Two.
Lisil is able to kick out.
Williams: Our first pin fall of the night and it’s a two count.
Stevens introduces his size thirteen boot to Lisil’s face once again before jumping into the air and making the Jamaican eat his knee brace.
Fury: That knee brace may have helped Lisil get prettier cause the poor bastard can’t get much uglier.
Stevens goes for another cover but Jackson gets out before the count of three.
Stevens reaches down and picks up Lisil so he can Irish whip him into the nearest turnbuckle.
Williams: Reverse!
Lisil Jackson is able to muster enough strength and send Stevens crashes into the corner instead of himself.
Lisil runs at Stevens full force and drives his knee into the face of the Texan.
Williams: Lisil just rocked Stevens with the High Tide!
Stevens staggers forward out of the corner and Lisil nods him backwards with a front kick.
Williams: Lisil with the Tsunami!
Fury: That’s Dick’s nickname in an Asian gang bang.
Stevens falls to the canvas and Lisil has a huge grin on his face. He steps through the ropes and begins to ascend to the top of the turnbuckle.
Williams: The end may be near. Lisil is looking to put away Stevens with the Bird of Paradise.
Lisil looks towards the crowd and they cheer him on to put an end to Stevens. Lisil slowly balances himself before flipping off.
Williams: He hit it! BIRDS OF PARADISE!
Lisil crawls towards the cover and wraps his arm around the neck of Stevens as the referee drops down to begin his count.
One.
Two.
Three.
The referee signals for the bell.
Announcer: And your winner by pinfall.... LISIILLL JAAACCCKKSSSONNN!!!
Williams: Jackson is able to pull out the victory here tonight after a hard fought back and forth battle.
Fury: Oh Stevens. How the "mighty" have fallen.
Dick picks up the Lysol can and throws it into the ring and it lands next to Lisil's foot as has his hand raised in victory.