Post by Jman2k3 on Sept 3, 2017 18:38:35 GMT
SUNDAY NIGHT EXPLOSION
02-11-01
JD: A change of pace is up next!
MS: Hardcore rules from the toking man himself!
JD: Bob Dylan?
MS: I hear Nookie, but I don’t see Kyle Driver.
JD: There’s something going on in the back!
(Commish Phil is backstage trying to get Kyle to get out to the ring.)
Phil: Dammit Kyle! Can’t you hear your music?
Kyle: ...
Phil: Kyle! What the hell is that smell?
Kyle: Hey man, they’re playing my song! I have a match?
Phil: Yes you have a match! Shit Kyle, didn’t I tell you to at least try to hide your drugs? Look at this shit just laying around! You know, the Prez sees me sanctioning this stuff and he’s gonna have my ass!
Kyle: Better than having your bong!
Phil: Will you go wrestle already?
Kyle: Ugh...fine!
(Kyle walks off towards the ring area. The Commish walks off, but leaves the door open exposing the Crack Pac’s drug arsenal. The room is full of mounds and mounds of drugs of all kinds.)
JD: Finally here he is, Scorpion has already hit the ring and the bell sounds!
7. Hardcore Rules Match:
Scorpion vs. Kyle Driver
MS: Scorpion is already leaving the ring and grabbing a chair! But Driver isn’t that stupid, he’s got a weapon of his own
JD: He has a bra!?
MS: Well apparently, he is sending a message to Fallen Angel, who by the way is here tonight!
JD: Well I hope there’s enough security to stop him, look at this! Kyle is pulling the bra over Scorpion’s head!
MS: You know, she must have really big ti-
JD: He’s got the chair now and he just split Scorpion’s head with it!
MS: Driver is right here in front of us and is getting on our table!
JD: He is going to go for a leg drop from the top of our table I guess!
MS: Kyle Driver is taking to long! Scorpion is up and he has Kyle up his shoulders now; He’s walking backwards..
JD: Oh my God! He just fell backwards onto the steel steps!
MS: Can you believe that? He’s taking a piece of the guard rail now and is setting it on the Dutch announce table
JD: Dragging Kyle there, they are both on the table; he’s trying to pick him up for a piledriver
MS: Not going to happen because Driver has lifted him up and has just given him face slam into the guardrail and through the table!
JD: His back is bleeding and he just collapses on Scorpion, I think he’s out of it!
MS: Ref sees the cover though, can Scorpion kick out?
JD: 1, 2, ...
(We hear the refs hand hit the floor for the three count and the bell ring...)
WINNER: Kyle Driver
JD: What a match-- Hey!
(The lights go out and a strobe light centers in on the NAWtron area as "Barrel of a Gun" shakes the arena and the crowd explodes into a frenzy as Fallen Angel makes his appearance)
MS: I hope Kyle wakes up soon because the predator is hear for his prey!
JD: Should he wake up, I suggest he prays to somebody for help because Fallen Angel looks to be extremely pissed off here tonight folks!
MS: He’s picking up a groggy Kyle Driver and has him draped over his shoulder!
(Fallen Angel carries Driver to the backstage area and slams him down)
Fallen Angel: (screaming) Where is she! I got something for you too Kyle Driver, your sins will not be forgiven until my love is returned to me!!
(Fallen Angel pushes the camera away and we cut back to the announce table)
JD: Fallen Angel seems to have snapped folks! We’ll see if we can get back there later to see what’s going on. Can you believe tonight?
MS: The last few weeks have certainly been something Johnny! Things have really lightened up in the NAW and I’m happy to report that our ratings are skyrocketing!
JD: That’s something Scotty Sensation takes credit for ya know Mike
MS: Well he’s not here tonight Johnny! But you know who is? Luigiberg!! There’s the rating’s draw!
JD: We'll be back in three minutes with the main event!
(The scene fades to commercial.)
#### COMMERCIAL ####
MS: The excitement is building leading up to Love and War II!
JD: And three of these men will no doubt take a big part in it!
MS: Oh yeah!
02-11-01
JD: A change of pace is up next!
MS: Hardcore rules from the toking man himself!
JD: Bob Dylan?
MS: I hear Nookie, but I don’t see Kyle Driver.
JD: There’s something going on in the back!
(Commish Phil is backstage trying to get Kyle to get out to the ring.)
Phil: Dammit Kyle! Can’t you hear your music?
Kyle: ...
Phil: Kyle! What the hell is that smell?
Kyle: Hey man, they’re playing my song! I have a match?
Phil: Yes you have a match! Shit Kyle, didn’t I tell you to at least try to hide your drugs? Look at this shit just laying around! You know, the Prez sees me sanctioning this stuff and he’s gonna have my ass!
Kyle: Better than having your bong!
Phil: Will you go wrestle already?
Kyle: Ugh...fine!
(Kyle walks off towards the ring area. The Commish walks off, but leaves the door open exposing the Crack Pac’s drug arsenal. The room is full of mounds and mounds of drugs of all kinds.)
JD: Finally here he is, Scorpion has already hit the ring and the bell sounds!
7. Hardcore Rules Match:
Scorpion vs. Kyle Driver
MS: Scorpion is already leaving the ring and grabbing a chair! But Driver isn’t that stupid, he’s got a weapon of his own
JD: He has a bra!?
MS: Well apparently, he is sending a message to Fallen Angel, who by the way is here tonight!
JD: Well I hope there’s enough security to stop him, look at this! Kyle is pulling the bra over Scorpion’s head!
MS: You know, she must have really big ti-
JD: He’s got the chair now and he just split Scorpion’s head with it!
MS: Driver is right here in front of us and is getting on our table!
JD: He is going to go for a leg drop from the top of our table I guess!
MS: Kyle Driver is taking to long! Scorpion is up and he has Kyle up his shoulders now; He’s walking backwards..
JD: Oh my God! He just fell backwards onto the steel steps!
MS: Can you believe that? He’s taking a piece of the guard rail now and is setting it on the Dutch announce table
JD: Dragging Kyle there, they are both on the table; he’s trying to pick him up for a piledriver
MS: Not going to happen because Driver has lifted him up and has just given him face slam into the guardrail and through the table!
JD: His back is bleeding and he just collapses on Scorpion, I think he’s out of it!
MS: Ref sees the cover though, can Scorpion kick out?
JD: 1, 2, ...
(We hear the refs hand hit the floor for the three count and the bell ring...)
WINNER: Kyle Driver
JD: What a match-- Hey!
(The lights go out and a strobe light centers in on the NAWtron area as "Barrel of a Gun" shakes the arena and the crowd explodes into a frenzy as Fallen Angel makes his appearance)
MS: I hope Kyle wakes up soon because the predator is hear for his prey!
JD: Should he wake up, I suggest he prays to somebody for help because Fallen Angel looks to be extremely pissed off here tonight folks!
MS: He’s picking up a groggy Kyle Driver and has him draped over his shoulder!
(Fallen Angel carries Driver to the backstage area and slams him down)
Fallen Angel: (screaming) Where is she! I got something for you too Kyle Driver, your sins will not be forgiven until my love is returned to me!!
(Fallen Angel pushes the camera away and we cut back to the announce table)
JD: Fallen Angel seems to have snapped folks! We’ll see if we can get back there later to see what’s going on. Can you believe tonight?
MS: The last few weeks have certainly been something Johnny! Things have really lightened up in the NAW and I’m happy to report that our ratings are skyrocketing!
JD: That’s something Scotty Sensation takes credit for ya know Mike
MS: Well he’s not here tonight Johnny! But you know who is? Luigiberg!! There’s the rating’s draw!
JD: We'll be back in three minutes with the main event!
(The scene fades to commercial.)
#### COMMERCIAL ####
MS: The excitement is building leading up to Love and War II!
JD: And three of these men will no doubt take a big part in it!
MS: Oh yeah!