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PCW Reunion/10th Anniversary/Finale Show
Joseph J. Gentile Arena
Chicago, IL
Sunday September 6th, 2015
As we come back from our final commercial break, the image slowly fades to ringside where Johnny Suave and Dawn McGill are waiting to call the next match of the evening.
Johnny Suave: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. The next match up on the card is the special attraction main event between Political Championship Wrestling Original, “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay and a mystery partner, as they collide with members of Boardwalk and High Octane Wrestling, Julliet Brooks and Scott Stevens. Do you know who it is Dawn? I’m sure Ray as let it slip once or twice in bed?
Dawn McGill: I’m going to let that comment slide for now, and answer that question because I’m a professional, and the answer is, no I don’t know who my husband’s partner is.
Johnny Suave: We’ll see who is Ray McAvay’s tag partner here tonight as our main event starts right now.
“Down Again” by Charlie Robison begins to play throughout the arena as the tune brings out the entourage of “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay.
Kimber Marshall: And his partner, weighing in at 190lbs, he hails from Salome, TX, He is “Tin Cup“ RAY! MCAVAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray McAvay walks out onto the stage and he’s followed closely by his valets Dark and Stormy. They pose on the stage, smile, and bat their eyes as well as point at their brand new t-shirts which has two bullseyes strategically placed on the front with “Lick Me” printed in the middle.
Dawn McGill: LET’S GO BABY!
Johnny Suave: Biased much?
Dawn McGill: Shut up!
McAvay and company begin marching to the ring followed by McAvay's trainer/manager “No Frills” Chris Escondido as he brings up the end. As McAvay reaches the ring, he comes around to the commentary booth and goes over to his wife.
Dawn McGill: I told you no…..I said….Fine!
Dawn leans over and gives her husband a good luck kiss before he makes his way up the ring steps and into the ring as he goes over strategy with Escondido while waiting on their opponents.
Johnny Suave: Dawn giving her husband a bit of luck here tonight with that smooch.
Dawn McGill: Like he needs it.
As his music fades, a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie walks to the ring and climbs in. he motions for Kimber Marshall to take a powder while he’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.
Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 32 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.
The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the stage. Two beautiful blonde followers of Rah wearing nothing but a toga that barely contain their breasts the size of Texas from falling out, enter followed by two men carrying a golden sedan chair holding a six foot seven inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes.
Johnny Suave: OH MY! IT’S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Dawn McGill: Damn right it is, and I can tell you this Johnny, I like our guys chances going into tonight.
Johnny Suave: Why’s that?
Dawn McGill: Because Rah has been undefeated since returning to a wrestling ring for HOW, and Ray has been training his butt off for this very night, Brooks and Stevens don’t stand a chance.
Johnny Suave: You’re not just saying that cause your husband is competing in the match?
Dawn McGill: John, I’m an unbiased commentator. Brooks lost the biggest match of her young career at Boardwalk’s All In pay-per-view, and Stevens has barely seen a ring in months. He’s rusty and she’s distraught. Not a good combination.
Annnoucer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!
Johnny Suave: He really goes all out doesn’t he.
Dawn McGill: Well if you were an alleged living deity wouldn’t everyday be an orgy of pleasure and fun?
Rah’s minions Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, former children’s show host Happy Mango, former pro wrestler Baron Von Munchke- master of the claw hold, and some guy dressed as Captain Obvious follow. The procession winds it way to the ring and stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and climbs into the ring.
Johnny Suave: If he took any longer we’d have to take another commercial break.
The lights go black and the view is on the monitors. The audience dies down as the sound of heels being clicked is heard for a few, then it suddenly stops when the woman who was wearing the set of heels appears and is dressed like Catwoman. Her face mask carefully covered in sequin. The back view of the figure is shown as she continues to walk in a slow pace. Her ponytail swinging left to right. She stops for a second time and draws her attention to the skyline when a male counterpart comes out from behind and takes removes her mask the turns her head to the fans in attendance as the lights go on and "Red Stars" by The Birthday Massacre blasts through the PA system. She appears and raises her hands in the air near the entrance way as you hear the roar of the fans erupt in a chorus of boos.
Kimber Marshall: And their opponents, introducing first, weighing in at 108lbs, she hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico…….She is JULLIET! BROOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny Suave: At All In, Julliet Brooks had the biggest match of her career, and unfortunately for her she came up short, but her and Cyrus Riddle blew the roof off the building.
Dawn McGill: She did put on one hell of a performance, but the fact remains second place doesn’t cut it. Everyone said I would lose to Tim Shipley and I proved them wrong. Julliet needs to use that lose as motivation to get back on the winning path because if she doesn’t it’s going to be a long and painful night for her.
As she makes her way near the ring she goes to the center rope and leans on it surveying the crowd, then gets inside and looks on over waiting for her opponent.
As Julliet’s music fades, The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is deafening as a chorus of boos fill the arena, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The negativity intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Kimber Marshall: And her partner, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is the most hated man in wrestling, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Johnny Suave: There is no question about the controversy surrounding Stevens. He’s been blacklisted from two of the major four wrestling promotions while being indefinitely suspended from his home promotion as well.
Dawn McGill: Cheaters never win Johnny.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponents, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
The senior official in charge of the match, Judge Mills Lane, goes over the rules with each individual while checking both teams before signaling for the bell.
Mills Lane: Let’s get it on!
Ding. Ding.
Johnny Suave: And here we go.
Dawn McGill: It looks like Rah and Stevens will start the match for their respective teams.
As the Sunshine God approaches center ring, Stevens has other plans.
Johnny Suave: Stevens appears to be yelling at Rah to tag in McAvay.
Dawn McGill: That’s not a smart strategy. Why tag in the man that’s beaten you the last couple of times you faced one another.
Rah simply shrugs and tags in “Tin Cup” which brings a roar to the crowd.
Stevens smirks and tells fellow Texan to bring it.
Scott Stevens: WAIT!!!!!
Stevens yells as McAvay stops in his tracks.
Dawn McGill: The heck?
Stevens back pedals towards his corner and tags in the lovely Julliet Brooks, and the kind Texan shoots Ray the finger as he holds the ropes open for Julliet to come in like the gentlemen his parents raised him to be.
Johnny Suave: I guess Stevens wasn’t ready to begin the match.
Dawn McGill: He’s a coward plain and simple.
And hearing her lies, Stevens begins yelling towards Dawn.
Scott Stevens: I’ll kick your husband’s ass when I’m good and ready Dawn!!!
Johnny Suave: Stevens having words with my broadcast partner.
Inside the ring, Brooks and McAvay lock horns in the center of the ring, and the smaller Brooks, hits a quick knee to the stomach of McAvay that staggers the former HOW LSD champion a bit.
Julliet continues her attack using cat like quickness with a quick kick to the leg of the Texan followed up with a front kick that doubles over McAvay, and Julliet quickly hooks him and snap suplexes him over before going for a cover.
Mills Lane slides into position.
One.
Two.
No!
McAvay gets the shoulder up.
Johnny Suave: Julliet is using her quickness to her advantage.
Dawn McGill: And she’s going to have to keep using that because that suplex she just did I think hurt her more than it did Ray from the way she’s holding her lower back.
Julliet immediately drops an elbow onto McAvay to prevent him from getting up, and she locks in a reverse chin lock to wear down the larger opponent while Stevens is on the ring apron cheering her on.
Johnny Suave: Looks like Stevens is enjoying the punishment being delivered to McAvay here tonight.
Dawn McGill: All he needs his some pom-poms and a cute little dress to go with it as well.
Judge Lane asks McAvay if he wants to quit but the Texan says no.
McAvay reaches up and grabs a handful of Brooks’ raven colored locks, and the former Internet champion begins to scream.
Johnny Suave: I wonder if she screams like that in…..
Dawn McGill: Mind on the match Johnny!
McAvay is able to get himself free from pulling harder on Julliet’s hair until she has no choice but to let go over the submission.
Brooks and Ray scramble to their feet but the Texan is first with the attack as he doubles over Julliet with a quick knee before sending her into the ropes. As Julliet bounces off of the ropes, Ray ducks down to deliver a back body drop, but the sly, little vixen sees this coming and leap frogs over Ray.
Ray quickly turns around and goes for a clothesline, but Julliet ducks under and builds momentum as she continues to run the ropes, but McAvay derails the train as he throws her into the air as she gets near, but the vixen is able to shift her body weight in mid-air and drill Tin Cup with a dropkick that sends the Texan back towards his corner.
Johnny Suave: What an incredible display of athleticism by Julliet here tonight!
Dawn McGill: Come on Ray! The hell you doing in there?!?!?
Julliet runs and drills McAvay in the face with a running knee before grabbing him and spring boarding off the ropes to deliver a bulldog.
Cover.
Julliet looks around, but Judge Mills Lane isn’t making the count. Brooks immediately goes “unstable” as she gets right in his face and demands he count, but the argument is should lived as a size fifteen introduces itself to the side of Brooks’ face.
Johnny Suave: So that’s why Judge Lane didn’t count. Rah made a blind tag.
Dawn McGill: Told you I like our guys chances here tonight, they are working like a well oiled machine.
Stevens argues from the other side of the ring that a tag wasn’t made.
Mills Lane: I’ll allow it.
The crowd goes berserk into cheers as the blind tag ruling stands, and Stevens goes ballistic on the apron.
The man who makes the Greco-Roman, and that pansy in Egypt, bend a knee when his name is mentioned, stomps away on the fallen Brooks before nonchalantly puts a single boot onto her chest and tells Mills Lane to count.
One.
No!
Shoulder up.
Dawn McGill: That’s not going to get it down.
Johnny Suave: Well as a God he does consider all this beneath him.
Dawn McGill: Good point.
Rah pulls Julliet up to her feet and whips her into the nearest corner, but she springboards off of the ropes and goes for a cross body, but the Sunshine God easily catches her and plants her into the mat with a ring shaking spinning sidewalk slam.
Johnny Suave: That had to hurt.
Dawn McGill: That might be it for Brooks.
Rah makes a proper cover this time.
One.
Two.
Thre….
NO!
Julliet is able to kick out at the last second.
Rah says something to Mills Lane, but the ref yells two.
Johnny Suave: Rah not happy about the count apparently.
Rah picks up Julliet once again and throws her over his shoulder and runs towards her corner and lawn darts her onto the top turnbuckle.
Johnny Suave: Snake Eyes!
Rah builds momentum as he runs the ropes and sends Julliet to the mat with a running boot.
Dawn McGill: The Solstice Kick just leveled the former Internet champion.
Rah picks up Julliet and puts her between his legs which brings the crowd to it’s feet.
Johnny Suave: Eye of Rah coming up.
Dawn McGill: Wait….what’s Stevens doing?
As Rah reaches down to pick up Julliet, is exposed face is blasted by a super kick.
Johnny Suave: REMEMBER THE ALAMO BY STEVENS!
Stevens immediately begins to stomp away on the head and upper torso of the Sunshine deity.
Stevens picks up Rah and kicks him in the gut to double him over as he goes for his finisher, but the deity’s reversal powers are out of this world as the Texan loses his grip from the tons of glitter and oil that glisten’s off of Rah’s body.
Dawn McGill: Well they don’t call him the Sunshine God for nothing.
Stevens turns around and his grab around the neck by the skillet sized hand of Rah, and the living God lifts the Texan high into the air.
Johnny Suave: Corona Slam coming up!
Stevens is able to counter the choke slam attempt and drops Rah with a low blow.
Dawn McGill: What the hell?!?!?!?!? Where is the ref at?
Johnny Suave: He’s still trying to get Julliet out of the ring.
Stevens yanks Rah to his feet and throws him into the corner opposite of him, and runs at Rah with a full head of steam before leaping into the air.
Dawn McGill: HA! That’s what you get Stevens!
McAvay pulls Rah out of the way and Stevens head collides with the turnbuckle after the botched Stinger Splash.
McAvay quickly shouts over to Judge Mills Lane to get his attention so he sees the tag and once inside Ray seeing an opening grabs Stevens by the neck…Neckbreaker! Ray again grabs him by the back of the neck…Running Bulldog!
Johnny Suave: Tin Cup with the Shaken and Stirred.
McAvay quickly goes for a cover.
One.
Two.
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevens gets the shoulder up.
Tin Cup holds up three fingers towards the referee but Judge Lane says it was only a count of two.
Tin Cup looks over to his manager and taps his nose twice.
Dark and Stormy crawl onto the ring apron and begin to remove their tops. The ref sees the breasts begin to protrude under the bottom of the short cut tops and sprints over to the girls to get a closer look.
Mills Lane: I’ll allow it!
Dark reaches behind her and produces the infamous JR’s BBQ sauce and holds it high into the air and begins to pour it over her and Stormy’s chest.
While McAvay’s “friends” have the referee distracted, Ray motions for Rah to come into the ring and the two begin to punish Stevens.
Johnny Suave: McAvay and Rah looking to take advantage of the distraction here.
After satisfied with their shenanigans, Rah quickly exits the ring as Mills Lane is turning around to see McAvay place Stevens between his legs and look towards his wife. Ray blows her a kiss, and lifts him into the air.
Johnny Suave: Looks like Ray is going to finish off his fellow Texan with his wife’s finisher.
Dawn McGill: Why wouldn’t he? It is an impressive move.
Stevens is able to counter by raking the eyes and sending him to the canvas after a Toxic Sting.
Johnny Suave: Toxic Sting out of nowhere! Both men are down!
Dawn McGill: Come on Ray! Get up!
With both men down, Judge Mills Lane has no choice but to make his mandatory ten count.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Stevens begins to stir.
Six.
Seven.
Stevens crawls over towards McAvay.
Eight.
Nine.
Stevens drops an arm across Tin Cup.
Mills Lane checks the shoulders and begins to count.
One.
Two.
Johnny Suave: This could be it.
Dawn McGill: Shut up! No it’s not!
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McAvay gets the shoulder up at the last possible second.
Dawn McGill: YES!
Stevens can’t believe as he holds up three fingers.
Stevens gets to his feet and pulls McAvay up. Stevens launches into the nearest ropes and when McAvay returns he gets planted by a twisting spine buster.
Johnny Suave: Stevens looking to put away McAvay with the Arachnophobia.
Dawn McGill: Stevens didn’t see the tag….but he will.
Johnny Suave: Did you just laugh?
Dawn McGill: …..No.
As Stevens turns McAvay onto his belly for his submission hold his head is almost decapitated from his body following a vicious lariat.
Johnny Suave: Solar Eclipse Lariat!
Stevens staggers backwards towards Julliet and the referee slaps his hands together.
Dawn McGill: Tag by Brooks.
As Stevens bounces off the ropes, Rah delivers a big boot that sends the Texan through the ropes and onto the floor, but the Sunshine God didn’t see the tag until Julliet comes over the ropes with a springboard flying forearm.
Julliet yells for Rah to get up.
Johnny Suave: Julliet is fired up.
She runs and leaps as soon as Rah is back on his feet to delivering a spin kick, but the man who puts the Sol in Solstice avoids the attack.
Dawn McGill: The Butterfly Effect misses.
As soon as Julliet turns around a big hand grabs her around the neck.
Johnny Suave: This could be the beginning of the end for Brooks and Stevens.
Julliet begins to irritate the big man with body shots causing Rah to throw her into the ropes and when she does she collides with Stevens and the ref slaps his hands together and staggers forward to a waiting Sunshine God.
Rah grabs Julliet by the throat and quickly lifts her up into the air, but Julliet uses her quickness to counter and land behind him.
Rah spins around only to get hit with a picture perfect butterfly kick.
Dawn McGill: The Butterfly Effect connects!
Rah staggers back against the ropes and they prevent him from falling out of the ring.
Johnny Suave: Good thing those ropes are there or Rah would be joining Stevens on the floor out in front of us.
Stevens begins to crawl his way up onto the apron.
Dawn McGill: About time Stevens quit laying down on the job.
Julliet Brooks goes to whip Rah, but the Guardian of the Solar Flare blocks it and shoves her back as Stevens crawls onto the apron.
Julliet tries to whip Rah again but he shoves her back.
Dawn McGill: That’s not going to work honey, he’s too strong.
Frustrated, Brooks runs at Prince of Ultraviolet Light and Rah throws her up into the air.
Johnny Suave: POP UP EYE OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rah slowly drops go and crawls into a cover as Stevens is now perched on the top turnbuckle.
Dawn McGill: What’s Stevens doing?
As Rah looks around for Mills Lane to begin his count, his eyes widen in horror as he soon realizes that Julliet is not the legal person in the match.
Johnny Suave: Bonzai!
Dawn McGill: Really?
Johnny Suave: Thought it was appropriate.
Stevens jumps off the top and places his knee drop containing his metal brace onto the back of Rah’s head.
McAvay crawls back onto the ring apron.
Stevens rolls Rah off of Brooks until he is back with his shoulders down, and Judge Mills Lane drops to make a cover.
Dawn McGill: Where’s Ray?!?!?!?
One.
Two.
Three.
Ray breaks up the count a second too late.
Mills Lane signals for the bell.
Kimber Marshall: And your winners by pinfall, representing Boardwalk and High Octane Wrestling, they are…..JULLIET! BROOOOOOOOOKSSSSSSSSS!!!! And…“The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Mills Lane holds the victors hands high into the air as the crowd boos with displeasure and begin to litter the ring with trash.
Joseph J. Gentile Arena
Chicago, IL
Sunday September 6th, 2015
As we come back from our final commercial break, the image slowly fades to ringside where Johnny Suave and Dawn McGill are waiting to call the next match of the evening.
Johnny Suave: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. The next match up on the card is the special attraction main event between Political Championship Wrestling Original, “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay and a mystery partner, as they collide with members of Boardwalk and High Octane Wrestling, Julliet Brooks and Scott Stevens. Do you know who it is Dawn? I’m sure Ray as let it slip once or twice in bed?
Dawn McGill: I’m going to let that comment slide for now, and answer that question because I’m a professional, and the answer is, no I don’t know who my husband’s partner is.
Johnny Suave: We’ll see who is Ray McAvay’s tag partner here tonight as our main event starts right now.
“Down Again” by Charlie Robison begins to play throughout the arena as the tune brings out the entourage of “Tin Cup” Ray McAvay.
Kimber Marshall: And his partner, weighing in at 190lbs, he hails from Salome, TX, He is “Tin Cup“ RAY! MCAVAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ray McAvay walks out onto the stage and he’s followed closely by his valets Dark and Stormy. They pose on the stage, smile, and bat their eyes as well as point at their brand new t-shirts which has two bullseyes strategically placed on the front with “Lick Me” printed in the middle.
Dawn McGill: LET’S GO BABY!
Johnny Suave: Biased much?
Dawn McGill: Shut up!
McAvay and company begin marching to the ring followed by McAvay's trainer/manager “No Frills” Chris Escondido as he brings up the end. As McAvay reaches the ring, he comes around to the commentary booth and goes over to his wife.
Dawn McGill: I told you no…..I said….Fine!
Dawn leans over and gives her husband a good luck kiss before he makes his way up the ring steps and into the ring as he goes over strategy with Escondido while waiting on their opponents.
Johnny Suave: Dawn giving her husband a bit of luck here tonight with that smooch.
Dawn McGill: Like he needs it.
As his music fades, a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie walks to the ring and climbs in. he motions for Kimber Marshall to take a powder while he’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.
Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 32 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.
The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the stage. Two beautiful blonde followers of Rah wearing nothing but a toga that barely contain their breasts the size of Texas from falling out, enter followed by two men carrying a golden sedan chair holding a six foot seven inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes.
Johnny Suave: OH MY! IT’S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Dawn McGill: Damn right it is, and I can tell you this Johnny, I like our guys chances going into tonight.
Johnny Suave: Why’s that?
Dawn McGill: Because Rah has been undefeated since returning to a wrestling ring for HOW, and Ray has been training his butt off for this very night, Brooks and Stevens don’t stand a chance.
Johnny Suave: You’re not just saying that cause your husband is competing in the match?
Dawn McGill: John, I’m an unbiased commentator. Brooks lost the biggest match of her young career at Boardwalk’s All In pay-per-view, and Stevens has barely seen a ring in months. He’s rusty and she’s distraught. Not a good combination.
Annnoucer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the Sunshine God…RAAAAAAAAH!
Johnny Suave: He really goes all out doesn’t he.
Dawn McGill: Well if you were an alleged living deity wouldn’t everyday be an orgy of pleasure and fun?
Rah’s minions Bob Nye- Foot Fetish Guy, former children’s show host Happy Mango, former pro wrestler Baron Von Munchke- master of the claw hold, and some guy dressed as Captain Obvious follow. The procession winds it way to the ring and stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and climbs into the ring.
Johnny Suave: If he took any longer we’d have to take another commercial break.
The lights go black and the view is on the monitors. The audience dies down as the sound of heels being clicked is heard for a few, then it suddenly stops when the woman who was wearing the set of heels appears and is dressed like Catwoman. Her face mask carefully covered in sequin. The back view of the figure is shown as she continues to walk in a slow pace. Her ponytail swinging left to right. She stops for a second time and draws her attention to the skyline when a male counterpart comes out from behind and takes removes her mask the turns her head to the fans in attendance as the lights go on and "Red Stars" by The Birthday Massacre blasts through the PA system. She appears and raises her hands in the air near the entrance way as you hear the roar of the fans erupt in a chorus of boos.
Kimber Marshall: And their opponents, introducing first, weighing in at 108lbs, she hails from Albuquerque, New Mexico…….She is JULLIET! BROOKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny Suave: At All In, Julliet Brooks had the biggest match of her career, and unfortunately for her she came up short, but her and Cyrus Riddle blew the roof off the building.
Dawn McGill: She did put on one hell of a performance, but the fact remains second place doesn’t cut it. Everyone said I would lose to Tim Shipley and I proved them wrong. Julliet needs to use that lose as motivation to get back on the winning path because if she doesn’t it’s going to be a long and painful night for her.
As she makes her way near the ring she goes to the center rope and leans on it surveying the crowd, then gets inside and looks on over waiting for her opponent.
As Julliet’s music fades, The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is deafening as a chorus of boos fill the arena, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The negativity intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Kimber Marshall: And her partner, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is the most hated man in wrestling, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Johnny Suave: There is no question about the controversy surrounding Stevens. He’s been blacklisted from two of the major four wrestling promotions while being indefinitely suspended from his home promotion as well.
Dawn McGill: Cheaters never win Johnny.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers.
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponents, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
The senior official in charge of the match, Judge Mills Lane, goes over the rules with each individual while checking both teams before signaling for the bell.
Mills Lane: Let’s get it on!
Ding. Ding.
Johnny Suave: And here we go.
Dawn McGill: It looks like Rah and Stevens will start the match for their respective teams.
As the Sunshine God approaches center ring, Stevens has other plans.
Johnny Suave: Stevens appears to be yelling at Rah to tag in McAvay.
Dawn McGill: That’s not a smart strategy. Why tag in the man that’s beaten you the last couple of times you faced one another.
Rah simply shrugs and tags in “Tin Cup” which brings a roar to the crowd.
Stevens smirks and tells fellow Texan to bring it.
Scott Stevens: WAIT!!!!!
Stevens yells as McAvay stops in his tracks.
Dawn McGill: The heck?
Stevens back pedals towards his corner and tags in the lovely Julliet Brooks, and the kind Texan shoots Ray the finger as he holds the ropes open for Julliet to come in like the gentlemen his parents raised him to be.
Johnny Suave: I guess Stevens wasn’t ready to begin the match.
Dawn McGill: He’s a coward plain and simple.
And hearing her lies, Stevens begins yelling towards Dawn.
Scott Stevens: I’ll kick your husband’s ass when I’m good and ready Dawn!!!
Johnny Suave: Stevens having words with my broadcast partner.
Inside the ring, Brooks and McAvay lock horns in the center of the ring, and the smaller Brooks, hits a quick knee to the stomach of McAvay that staggers the former HOW LSD champion a bit.
Julliet continues her attack using cat like quickness with a quick kick to the leg of the Texan followed up with a front kick that doubles over McAvay, and Julliet quickly hooks him and snap suplexes him over before going for a cover.
Mills Lane slides into position.
One.
Two.
No!
McAvay gets the shoulder up.
Johnny Suave: Julliet is using her quickness to her advantage.
Dawn McGill: And she’s going to have to keep using that because that suplex she just did I think hurt her more than it did Ray from the way she’s holding her lower back.
Julliet immediately drops an elbow onto McAvay to prevent him from getting up, and she locks in a reverse chin lock to wear down the larger opponent while Stevens is on the ring apron cheering her on.
Johnny Suave: Looks like Stevens is enjoying the punishment being delivered to McAvay here tonight.
Dawn McGill: All he needs his some pom-poms and a cute little dress to go with it as well.
Judge Lane asks McAvay if he wants to quit but the Texan says no.
McAvay reaches up and grabs a handful of Brooks’ raven colored locks, and the former Internet champion begins to scream.
Johnny Suave: I wonder if she screams like that in…..
Dawn McGill: Mind on the match Johnny!
McAvay is able to get himself free from pulling harder on Julliet’s hair until she has no choice but to let go over the submission.
Brooks and Ray scramble to their feet but the Texan is first with the attack as he doubles over Julliet with a quick knee before sending her into the ropes. As Julliet bounces off of the ropes, Ray ducks down to deliver a back body drop, but the sly, little vixen sees this coming and leap frogs over Ray.
Ray quickly turns around and goes for a clothesline, but Julliet ducks under and builds momentum as she continues to run the ropes, but McAvay derails the train as he throws her into the air as she gets near, but the vixen is able to shift her body weight in mid-air and drill Tin Cup with a dropkick that sends the Texan back towards his corner.
Johnny Suave: What an incredible display of athleticism by Julliet here tonight!
Dawn McGill: Come on Ray! The hell you doing in there?!?!?
Julliet runs and drills McAvay in the face with a running knee before grabbing him and spring boarding off the ropes to deliver a bulldog.
Cover.
Julliet looks around, but Judge Mills Lane isn’t making the count. Brooks immediately goes “unstable” as she gets right in his face and demands he count, but the argument is should lived as a size fifteen introduces itself to the side of Brooks’ face.
Johnny Suave: So that’s why Judge Lane didn’t count. Rah made a blind tag.
Dawn McGill: Told you I like our guys chances here tonight, they are working like a well oiled machine.
Stevens argues from the other side of the ring that a tag wasn’t made.
Mills Lane: I’ll allow it.
The crowd goes berserk into cheers as the blind tag ruling stands, and Stevens goes ballistic on the apron.
The man who makes the Greco-Roman, and that pansy in Egypt, bend a knee when his name is mentioned, stomps away on the fallen Brooks before nonchalantly puts a single boot onto her chest and tells Mills Lane to count.
One.
No!
Shoulder up.
Dawn McGill: That’s not going to get it down.
Johnny Suave: Well as a God he does consider all this beneath him.
Dawn McGill: Good point.
Rah pulls Julliet up to her feet and whips her into the nearest corner, but she springboards off of the ropes and goes for a cross body, but the Sunshine God easily catches her and plants her into the mat with a ring shaking spinning sidewalk slam.
Johnny Suave: That had to hurt.
Dawn McGill: That might be it for Brooks.
Rah makes a proper cover this time.
One.
Two.
Thre….
NO!
Julliet is able to kick out at the last second.
Rah says something to Mills Lane, but the ref yells two.
Johnny Suave: Rah not happy about the count apparently.
Rah picks up Julliet once again and throws her over his shoulder and runs towards her corner and lawn darts her onto the top turnbuckle.
Johnny Suave: Snake Eyes!
Rah builds momentum as he runs the ropes and sends Julliet to the mat with a running boot.
Dawn McGill: The Solstice Kick just leveled the former Internet champion.
Rah picks up Julliet and puts her between his legs which brings the crowd to it’s feet.
Johnny Suave: Eye of Rah coming up.
Dawn McGill: Wait….what’s Stevens doing?
As Rah reaches down to pick up Julliet, is exposed face is blasted by a super kick.
Johnny Suave: REMEMBER THE ALAMO BY STEVENS!
Stevens immediately begins to stomp away on the head and upper torso of the Sunshine deity.
Stevens picks up Rah and kicks him in the gut to double him over as he goes for his finisher, but the deity’s reversal powers are out of this world as the Texan loses his grip from the tons of glitter and oil that glisten’s off of Rah’s body.
Dawn McGill: Well they don’t call him the Sunshine God for nothing.
Stevens turns around and his grab around the neck by the skillet sized hand of Rah, and the living God lifts the Texan high into the air.
Johnny Suave: Corona Slam coming up!
Stevens is able to counter the choke slam attempt and drops Rah with a low blow.
Dawn McGill: What the hell?!?!?!?!? Where is the ref at?
Johnny Suave: He’s still trying to get Julliet out of the ring.
Stevens yanks Rah to his feet and throws him into the corner opposite of him, and runs at Rah with a full head of steam before leaping into the air.
Dawn McGill: HA! That’s what you get Stevens!
McAvay pulls Rah out of the way and Stevens head collides with the turnbuckle after the botched Stinger Splash.
McAvay quickly shouts over to Judge Mills Lane to get his attention so he sees the tag and once inside Ray seeing an opening grabs Stevens by the neck…Neckbreaker! Ray again grabs him by the back of the neck…Running Bulldog!
Johnny Suave: Tin Cup with the Shaken and Stirred.
McAvay quickly goes for a cover.
One.
Two.
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stevens gets the shoulder up.
Tin Cup holds up three fingers towards the referee but Judge Lane says it was only a count of two.
Tin Cup looks over to his manager and taps his nose twice.
Dark and Stormy crawl onto the ring apron and begin to remove their tops. The ref sees the breasts begin to protrude under the bottom of the short cut tops and sprints over to the girls to get a closer look.
Mills Lane: I’ll allow it!
Dark reaches behind her and produces the infamous JR’s BBQ sauce and holds it high into the air and begins to pour it over her and Stormy’s chest.
While McAvay’s “friends” have the referee distracted, Ray motions for Rah to come into the ring and the two begin to punish Stevens.
Johnny Suave: McAvay and Rah looking to take advantage of the distraction here.
After satisfied with their shenanigans, Rah quickly exits the ring as Mills Lane is turning around to see McAvay place Stevens between his legs and look towards his wife. Ray blows her a kiss, and lifts him into the air.
Johnny Suave: Looks like Ray is going to finish off his fellow Texan with his wife’s finisher.
Dawn McGill: Why wouldn’t he? It is an impressive move.
Stevens is able to counter by raking the eyes and sending him to the canvas after a Toxic Sting.
Johnny Suave: Toxic Sting out of nowhere! Both men are down!
Dawn McGill: Come on Ray! Get up!
With both men down, Judge Mills Lane has no choice but to make his mandatory ten count.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Stevens begins to stir.
Six.
Seven.
Stevens crawls over towards McAvay.
Eight.
Nine.
Stevens drops an arm across Tin Cup.
Mills Lane checks the shoulders and begins to count.
One.
Two.
Johnny Suave: This could be it.
Dawn McGill: Shut up! No it’s not!
Three.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McAvay gets the shoulder up at the last possible second.
Dawn McGill: YES!
Stevens can’t believe as he holds up three fingers.
Stevens gets to his feet and pulls McAvay up. Stevens launches into the nearest ropes and when McAvay returns he gets planted by a twisting spine buster.
Johnny Suave: Stevens looking to put away McAvay with the Arachnophobia.
Dawn McGill: Stevens didn’t see the tag….but he will.
Johnny Suave: Did you just laugh?
Dawn McGill: …..No.
As Stevens turns McAvay onto his belly for his submission hold his head is almost decapitated from his body following a vicious lariat.
Johnny Suave: Solar Eclipse Lariat!
Stevens staggers backwards towards Julliet and the referee slaps his hands together.
Dawn McGill: Tag by Brooks.
As Stevens bounces off the ropes, Rah delivers a big boot that sends the Texan through the ropes and onto the floor, but the Sunshine God didn’t see the tag until Julliet comes over the ropes with a springboard flying forearm.
Julliet yells for Rah to get up.
Johnny Suave: Julliet is fired up.
She runs and leaps as soon as Rah is back on his feet to delivering a spin kick, but the man who puts the Sol in Solstice avoids the attack.
Dawn McGill: The Butterfly Effect misses.
As soon as Julliet turns around a big hand grabs her around the neck.
Johnny Suave: This could be the beginning of the end for Brooks and Stevens.
Julliet begins to irritate the big man with body shots causing Rah to throw her into the ropes and when she does she collides with Stevens and the ref slaps his hands together and staggers forward to a waiting Sunshine God.
Rah grabs Julliet by the throat and quickly lifts her up into the air, but Julliet uses her quickness to counter and land behind him.
Rah spins around only to get hit with a picture perfect butterfly kick.
Dawn McGill: The Butterfly Effect connects!
Rah staggers back against the ropes and they prevent him from falling out of the ring.
Johnny Suave: Good thing those ropes are there or Rah would be joining Stevens on the floor out in front of us.
Stevens begins to crawl his way up onto the apron.
Dawn McGill: About time Stevens quit laying down on the job.
Julliet Brooks goes to whip Rah, but the Guardian of the Solar Flare blocks it and shoves her back as Stevens crawls onto the apron.
Julliet tries to whip Rah again but he shoves her back.
Dawn McGill: That’s not going to work honey, he’s too strong.
Frustrated, Brooks runs at Prince of Ultraviolet Light and Rah throws her up into the air.
Johnny Suave: POP UP EYE OF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rah slowly drops go and crawls into a cover as Stevens is now perched on the top turnbuckle.
Dawn McGill: What’s Stevens doing?
As Rah looks around for Mills Lane to begin his count, his eyes widen in horror as he soon realizes that Julliet is not the legal person in the match.
Johnny Suave: Bonzai!
Dawn McGill: Really?
Johnny Suave: Thought it was appropriate.
Stevens jumps off the top and places his knee drop containing his metal brace onto the back of Rah’s head.
McAvay crawls back onto the ring apron.
Stevens rolls Rah off of Brooks until he is back with his shoulders down, and Judge Mills Lane drops to make a cover.
Dawn McGill: Where’s Ray?!?!?!?
One.
Two.
Three.
Ray breaks up the count a second too late.
Mills Lane signals for the bell.
Kimber Marshall: And your winners by pinfall, representing Boardwalk and High Octane Wrestling, they are…..JULLIET! BROOOOOOOOOKSSSSSSSSS!!!! And…“The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Mills Lane holds the victors hands high into the air as the crowd boos with displeasure and begin to litter the ring with trash.