Post by Jman2k3 on Aug 18, 2017 5:46:00 GMT
Season Seven, Week One
St. Louis, Missouri
January 14, 2014
Scott Stevens vs. Judah Snow
the opening strains of "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by The Gaslight Anthem hit the arena as a bright spotlight shines on the entrance way. A large figure steps through, completely ignoring the jeers from the fans as he stalks determinedly towards the ring. A lone fan tries to slap his shoulder, and he turns, snarling as the fan scurries away in fear of his life. The distraction aside, he makes his way to the ring and climbs inside, his eyes never leaving the middle of the ring.
Amelia Williams: Our next bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 288 pounds..."The Bastard" Judah Snow!
Frankie Garnett: I'll tell you, Bob, Judah Snow is one I'm keeping my eye on this season. I think the guy's going places!
Bob Sinclair: You're just saying that so he doesn't beat you down, right?
Frankie Garnett: Kinda sorta, maybe....
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out "The Venomous One" Scott Stevens and his sinister, yet beautiful wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. They stand at the top of the ramp and kiss each other to the delight of the crowd. Walking down the aisle, Scott talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and Lisa flicks off the ignorant fans asking her to show her boobs. As they reach the ring, Lisa kisses her husband's cheek before he finally gets to the ring. Once in the ring he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat while Lisa cheers him on.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied by his wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, he hails from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds...He is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: After a lot of talking about her, Stevens finally has his wife joining him at ringside for League competition.
Frankie Garnett: Which means nothing is going to stop him from winning the League Championship! Put together, those two can do anything!
(00:08) Snow avoided a Handshake Sucker Punch.
(00:17) Stevens easily avoided a Slap To Chest.
(00:27) Stevens hit a Snap Suplex
(00:31) Snow broke a Rear Chinlock
(00:34) Snow hit a Handshake Kick To Gut
(00:43) Stevens avoided a Kick To Gut.
(00:48) Snow blocked a Hammerlock
(00:52) Snow countered a Hammerlock with a Slap To Chest
(00:55) Stevens countered a Headbutt with a Punch
(00:59) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(01:03) Stevens hit a Begging Off Eye Poke
(01:07) Stevens hit a Face Rake
(01:13) Snow avoided an Eye Poke.
(01:16) Snow hit a Begging Off Sucker Punch
(01:20) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(01:23) Snow hit a Punch
(01:27) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(01:31) Snow hit an Open Handed Chop
(01:41) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(01:48) Stevens avoided a Forearm To Back Of Head.
(01:51) Stevens hit a Handshake Kick To Gut
(01:55) Snow broke a Front Facelock
(02:02) Stevens avoided an Open Handed Slap.
(02:06) Snow blocked a Suplex
(02:10) Snow countered a Face Rake with a Slap To Chest
(02:14) Snow hit an Open Handed Slap
(02:18) Snow hit an Open Handed Chop
(02:27) Stevens avoided a Stomp.
(02:31) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(02:45) Stevens applied a Front Facelock
(02:49) Snow countered a Face Rake with an Open Handed Slap
(02:53) Snow hit a Headbutt
(02:59) Stevens got a rope break to stop a Choke Hold
(03:02) Snow hit a Jab Punch
(03:06) Snow hit an Open Handed Slap
(03:10) Snow hit an Open Handed Chop
(03:17) Snow used a Face Rub Taunt
(03:21) Snow hit a Headbutt
(03:40) Snow applied a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(03:40) The referee gave Snow a stern warning
Bob Sinclair: Something tells me, Frankie, that "The Bastard" doesn't care.
Frankie Garnett: He should, before Lisa gets hold of him!
Bob Sinclair: ...
(03:47) Scott Stevens very easily moved out of the way from a Big Legdrop.
(03:54) Stevens hit a Knee Pull
(04:08) Stevens applied a Choke Hold
(04:08) The referee gave Stevens a stern warning
(04:14) Judah Snow moved out of the way from a Splash.
(04:21) Snow hit a Legdrop To Groin
(04:40) Snow applied a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(04:40) The referee gave Snow a stern warning
(04:48) Snow hit a Diving Ground Headbutt
(04:52) Snow hit an Elbow Drop
(04:56) Snow hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(05:00) Stevens stopped a Get Up Taunt by rushing Snow
(05:07) Stevens hit a Knee Plant
(05:21) Stevens applied a Front Facelock
(05:29) Stevens applied a Hammerlock
(05:33) Stevens hit a Forearm To Back
(05:40) Stevens hit a Hair Pull Takedown
(05:44) Stevens hit an Elbow Drop
(05:48) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(06:08) Stevens applied a Boston Crab
(06:29) Stevens hit a Belly To Back Suplex
(06:49) Stevens applied a Boston Crab
(07:09) Snow got a rope break to stop a Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket
(07:16) Stevens hit a Yakuza Kick
(07:20) Snow broke a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
Frankie Garnett: Can we even repeat some of the things this crowd is saying to Snow on the air?
Bob Sinclair: Not if you value your job, Frankie.
Frankie Garnett: I figured...
(07:24) Snow hit an Eye Poke
(07:28) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(07:31) Snow hit a Forearm Blow
(07:34) Snow hit a Kick To Gut
(07:38) Snow hit a Face Rake
(07:43) Stevens blocked a DDT
(07:43) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(08:06) Snow hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(08:10) Stevens broke a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(08:14) Snow rolled through a Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket
(08:17) Snow hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(08:17) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(08:39) Snow hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(08:49) Snow hit a Headbutt To Groin
(08:54) Stevens stopped a Stalk Grounded Enemy by rushing Snow
(08:58) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(09:02) Snow broke a DDT
(09:06) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the ropes
(09:13) Snow hit a Big Boot
(09:21) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(09:26) Stevens blocked a Snowplex
(09:30) Stevens slipped out of the back of an Atomic Drop
(09:34) Stevens hit a Forearm To Back
(09:44) Snow avoided a Blindside High Knee.
(09:49) Stevens reversed an irish whip
(09:49) The referee was accidentally knocked out after colliding with Snow
(09:56) Stevens hit a Sit-Out Spinebuster
(10:02) Stevens picked up Snow
(10:14) Scott Stevens drops Judah Snow dead in his tracks with the Toxic Sting!
Frankie Garnett: Oh, come on you incompetent ref! Get up already!
Bob Sinclair: Bad break for Stevens there...while Lisa tries to revive the ref, Stevens is going back on the offensive, looking to make sure that Snow is going to stay down!
(10:22) Stevens picked up Snow
(10:48) Snow is facing the full Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket!
Frankie Garnett: Seriously, ref! What is your malfunction?!
Bob Sinclair: Let's see someone Snow's size run into you when you’re not expecting it, Frankie, and see how well you fare!
(11:00) Stevens picked up Snow
(11:04) Snow blocked a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
(11:08) Snow broke a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
(11:12) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(11:16) Snow hit a Face Rake
(11:26) Stevens avoided an Open Handed Slap.
(11:42) Stevens hit a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
(11:49) Snow fought back against being picked up
(11:52) Snow hit a Jab Punch
(12:02) Scott Stevens just got Snow Plowed! PERIOD!
(12:11) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(12:16) Stevens blocked a Snowplex
(12:16) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(12:27) Snow hit a Corner Slap To Chest
(12:34) Snow hit a Corner Elbow
(12:34) The referee recovers
Frankie Garnett: Oh, sure, now you get up!
(12:41) Snow hit a Corner Slap To Chest
(12:48) Snow hit a Corner Forearm Blow
(12:55) Snow hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(12:58) Stevens countered a Begging Off Low Blow with a Punch
(13:02) Snow countered a Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket with a Face Rake
(13:09) Snow hit a DDT
(13:18) Snow picked up Stevens
(13:24) Snow hit a Begging Off Low Blow
(13:28) Snow got a two count
(13:40) Snow hit a Powerbomb
(13:54) Snow used a Get Up Taunt
(14:06) Snow hit a Powerbomb
(14:16) Snow picked up Stevens
(14:26) What impact! Judah Snow looks like he blongs in the NFL with that Snow Plow tackle!
(14:30) Snow got a two count
(14:42) Snow hit a Powerbomb
(14:48) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(14:53) Stevens broke a Snowplex
(15:00) Stevens hit a Knee Plant
(15:05) Snow broke a Gutwrench Suplex
(15:10) Stevens blocked a DDT
(15:20) What impact! Judah Snow looks like he blongs in the NFL with that Snow Plow tackle!
(15:20) Snow spent a few crucial seconds recovering before going for the pinfall
(15:24) Snow got a two count
Bob Sinclair: That might come back to haunt Snow; you don't want to give an experienced competitor like Stevens any sort of escape hatch.
Frankie Garnett: Which means that now's the time to strike. Get him, Scorp!
(15:30) Snow hit a Low Blow
(15:35) Snow got a two count
(15:35) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(15:57) Snow hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(16:05) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(16:14) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the ropes
(16:21) Snow hit a Big Boot
(16:27) Snow hit a Low Blow
Frankie Garnett: Oh, for the love of coffee cake, ref, open your freaking eyes!
Bob Sinclair: The ref's apparently still slightly out of it, and didn't see the blatant cheating as he slides in for the count...one...two...three! It's over!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner by pinfall, at sixteen minutes and thirty-two seconds...Judah Snow!
Frankie Garnett: Stevens was just robbed, twice! Once by the ref being a puny weakling, the second by the ref being blind as a bat!
Bob Sinclair: Are you sure you're not complaining about the NFL refs, Frankie? Cause you sound an awful lot like you do most every week.
Frankie Garnett: Grrr...
St. Louis, Missouri
January 14, 2014
Scott Stevens vs. Judah Snow
the opening strains of "God's Gonna Cut You Down" by The Gaslight Anthem hit the arena as a bright spotlight shines on the entrance way. A large figure steps through, completely ignoring the jeers from the fans as he stalks determinedly towards the ring. A lone fan tries to slap his shoulder, and he turns, snarling as the fan scurries away in fear of his life. The distraction aside, he makes his way to the ring and climbs inside, his eyes never leaving the middle of the ring.
Amelia Williams: Our next bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 288 pounds..."The Bastard" Judah Snow!
Frankie Garnett: I'll tell you, Bob, Judah Snow is one I'm keeping my eye on this season. I think the guy's going places!
Bob Sinclair: You're just saying that so he doesn't beat you down, right?
Frankie Garnett: Kinda sorta, maybe....
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out "The Venomous One" Scott Stevens and his sinister, yet beautiful wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. They stand at the top of the ramp and kiss each other to the delight of the crowd. Walking down the aisle, Scott talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and Lisa flicks off the ignorant fans asking her to show her boobs. As they reach the ring, Lisa kisses her husband's cheek before he finally gets to the ring. Once in the ring he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat while Lisa cheers him on.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied by his wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, he hails from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds...He is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: After a lot of talking about her, Stevens finally has his wife joining him at ringside for League competition.
Frankie Garnett: Which means nothing is going to stop him from winning the League Championship! Put together, those two can do anything!
(00:08) Snow avoided a Handshake Sucker Punch.
(00:17) Stevens easily avoided a Slap To Chest.
(00:27) Stevens hit a Snap Suplex
(00:31) Snow broke a Rear Chinlock
(00:34) Snow hit a Handshake Kick To Gut
(00:43) Stevens avoided a Kick To Gut.
(00:48) Snow blocked a Hammerlock
(00:52) Snow countered a Hammerlock with a Slap To Chest
(00:55) Stevens countered a Headbutt with a Punch
(00:59) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(01:03) Stevens hit a Begging Off Eye Poke
(01:07) Stevens hit a Face Rake
(01:13) Snow avoided an Eye Poke.
(01:16) Snow hit a Begging Off Sucker Punch
(01:20) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(01:23) Snow hit a Punch
(01:27) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(01:31) Snow hit an Open Handed Chop
(01:41) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(01:48) Stevens avoided a Forearm To Back Of Head.
(01:51) Stevens hit a Handshake Kick To Gut
(01:55) Snow broke a Front Facelock
(02:02) Stevens avoided an Open Handed Slap.
(02:06) Snow blocked a Suplex
(02:10) Snow countered a Face Rake with a Slap To Chest
(02:14) Snow hit an Open Handed Slap
(02:18) Snow hit an Open Handed Chop
(02:27) Stevens avoided a Stomp.
(02:31) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(02:45) Stevens applied a Front Facelock
(02:49) Snow countered a Face Rake with an Open Handed Slap
(02:53) Snow hit a Headbutt
(02:59) Stevens got a rope break to stop a Choke Hold
(03:02) Snow hit a Jab Punch
(03:06) Snow hit an Open Handed Slap
(03:10) Snow hit an Open Handed Chop
(03:17) Snow used a Face Rub Taunt
(03:21) Snow hit a Headbutt
(03:40) Snow applied a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(03:40) The referee gave Snow a stern warning
Bob Sinclair: Something tells me, Frankie, that "The Bastard" doesn't care.
Frankie Garnett: He should, before Lisa gets hold of him!
Bob Sinclair: ...
(03:47) Scott Stevens very easily moved out of the way from a Big Legdrop.
(03:54) Stevens hit a Knee Pull
(04:08) Stevens applied a Choke Hold
(04:08) The referee gave Stevens a stern warning
(04:14) Judah Snow moved out of the way from a Splash.
(04:21) Snow hit a Legdrop To Groin
(04:40) Snow applied a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(04:40) The referee gave Snow a stern warning
(04:48) Snow hit a Diving Ground Headbutt
(04:52) Snow hit an Elbow Drop
(04:56) Snow hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(05:00) Stevens stopped a Get Up Taunt by rushing Snow
(05:07) Stevens hit a Knee Plant
(05:21) Stevens applied a Front Facelock
(05:29) Stevens applied a Hammerlock
(05:33) Stevens hit a Forearm To Back
(05:40) Stevens hit a Hair Pull Takedown
(05:44) Stevens hit an Elbow Drop
(05:48) Stevens hit a Measured Knee Drop
(06:08) Stevens applied a Boston Crab
(06:29) Stevens hit a Belly To Back Suplex
(06:49) Stevens applied a Boston Crab
(07:09) Snow got a rope break to stop a Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket
(07:16) Stevens hit a Yakuza Kick
(07:20) Snow broke a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
Frankie Garnett: Can we even repeat some of the things this crowd is saying to Snow on the air?
Bob Sinclair: Not if you value your job, Frankie.
Frankie Garnett: I figured...
(07:24) Snow hit an Eye Poke
(07:28) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(07:31) Snow hit a Forearm Blow
(07:34) Snow hit a Kick To Gut
(07:38) Snow hit a Face Rake
(07:43) Stevens blocked a DDT
(07:43) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(08:06) Snow hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(08:10) Stevens broke a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(08:14) Snow rolled through a Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket
(08:17) Snow hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(08:17) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(08:39) Snow hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(08:49) Snow hit a Headbutt To Groin
(08:54) Stevens stopped a Stalk Grounded Enemy by rushing Snow
(08:58) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(09:02) Snow broke a DDT
(09:06) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the ropes
(09:13) Snow hit a Big Boot
(09:21) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(09:26) Stevens blocked a Snowplex
(09:30) Stevens slipped out of the back of an Atomic Drop
(09:34) Stevens hit a Forearm To Back
(09:44) Snow avoided a Blindside High Knee.
(09:49) Stevens reversed an irish whip
(09:49) The referee was accidentally knocked out after colliding with Snow
(09:56) Stevens hit a Sit-Out Spinebuster
(10:02) Stevens picked up Snow
(10:14) Scott Stevens drops Judah Snow dead in his tracks with the Toxic Sting!
Frankie Garnett: Oh, come on you incompetent ref! Get up already!
Bob Sinclair: Bad break for Stevens there...while Lisa tries to revive the ref, Stevens is going back on the offensive, looking to make sure that Snow is going to stay down!
(10:22) Stevens picked up Snow
(10:48) Snow is facing the full Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket!
Frankie Garnett: Seriously, ref! What is your malfunction?!
Bob Sinclair: Let's see someone Snow's size run into you when you’re not expecting it, Frankie, and see how well you fare!
(11:00) Stevens picked up Snow
(11:04) Snow blocked a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
(11:08) Snow broke a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
(11:12) Snow hit a Slap To Chest
(11:16) Snow hit a Face Rake
(11:26) Stevens avoided an Open Handed Slap.
(11:42) Stevens hit a Wrist-Clutch Explosion Suplex
(11:49) Snow fought back against being picked up
(11:52) Snow hit a Jab Punch
(12:02) Scott Stevens just got Snow Plowed! PERIOD!
(12:11) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(12:16) Stevens blocked a Snowplex
(12:16) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(12:27) Snow hit a Corner Slap To Chest
(12:34) Snow hit a Corner Elbow
(12:34) The referee recovers
Frankie Garnett: Oh, sure, now you get up!
(12:41) Snow hit a Corner Slap To Chest
(12:48) Snow hit a Corner Forearm Blow
(12:55) Snow hit a Turnbuckle Smash
(12:58) Stevens countered a Begging Off Low Blow with a Punch
(13:02) Snow countered a Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket with a Face Rake
(13:09) Snow hit a DDT
(13:18) Snow picked up Stevens
(13:24) Snow hit a Begging Off Low Blow
(13:28) Snow got a two count
(13:40) Snow hit a Powerbomb
(13:54) Snow used a Get Up Taunt
(14:06) Snow hit a Powerbomb
(14:16) Snow picked up Stevens
(14:26) What impact! Judah Snow looks like he blongs in the NFL with that Snow Plow tackle!
(14:30) Snow got a two count
(14:42) Snow hit a Powerbomb
(14:48) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(14:53) Stevens broke a Snowplex
(15:00) Stevens hit a Knee Plant
(15:05) Snow broke a Gutwrench Suplex
(15:10) Stevens blocked a DDT
(15:20) What impact! Judah Snow looks like he blongs in the NFL with that Snow Plow tackle!
(15:20) Snow spent a few crucial seconds recovering before going for the pinfall
(15:24) Snow got a two count
Bob Sinclair: That might come back to haunt Snow; you don't want to give an experienced competitor like Stevens any sort of escape hatch.
Frankie Garnett: Which means that now's the time to strike. Get him, Scorp!
(15:30) Snow hit a Low Blow
(15:35) Snow got a two count
(15:35) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the corner
(15:57) Snow hit a Corner Stomp Flurry
(16:05) Snow picked up Stevens from behind
(16:14) Snow irish whipped Stevens into the ropes
(16:21) Snow hit a Big Boot
(16:27) Snow hit a Low Blow
Frankie Garnett: Oh, for the love of coffee cake, ref, open your freaking eyes!
Bob Sinclair: The ref's apparently still slightly out of it, and didn't see the blatant cheating as he slides in for the count...one...two...three! It's over!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner by pinfall, at sixteen minutes and thirty-two seconds...Judah Snow!
Frankie Garnett: Stevens was just robbed, twice! Once by the ref being a puny weakling, the second by the ref being blind as a bat!
Bob Sinclair: Are you sure you're not complaining about the NFL refs, Frankie? Cause you sound an awful lot like you do most every week.
Frankie Garnett: Grrr...