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Season Seven, Week Three
St. John, New Brunswick
January 28, 2014
Scott Stevens (1-1, OVR 304) vs. Wallbanger Jones (1-1, OVR 304)
Disturbed's "Warrior" begins to blare from the house speakers, heralding our next combatant the ring. Garbed in dark biker leathers with a black bandana and a pair of shades, his look clearly screams "I will break you if you so much as look at me funny." Thus, it's not surprising that most of the fans keep their hands to themselves and settle for anonymous taunts as he strolls to the ring and ducks between the ropes.
Amelia Williams: This next bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the nearest road house, weighing 306 pounds...Wallbanger Jones!
Bob Sinclair: Banger's smash-mouth style has been a definite change of pace from most League workers in the past.
Tori Montgomery: He reminds me of a less-refined Master Imoka—no nonsense, just here to beat the daylights out of you.
Frankie Garnett: In other words, my kind of wrestler on any other night but tonight!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out "The Venomous One" Scott Stevens and his sinister, yet beautiful wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. They stand at the top of the ramp and kiss each other to the delight of the crowd. Walking down the aisle, Scott talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and Lisa flicks off the ignorant fans asking her to show her boobs. As they reach the ring, Lisa kisses her husband's cheek before he finally gets to the ring. Once in the ring he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat while Lisa cheers him on.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied by his wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, he hails from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds...He is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: I hear rumors that Stevens being on the road with his wife are hindering his efforts in the ring. Frankie, care to comment?
Frankie Garnett: Well, if your wife looked like that, wouldn't you be worn out every night, too?
Tori Montgomery: Oh, God, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
(00:03) Stevens hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(00:17) Stevens applied a Side Headlock
(00:20) Stevens hit a Kick To Gut
(00:30) Wallbanger very easily avoided a Begging Off Eye Poke.
(00:33) Wallbanger hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(00:36) Wallbanger hit a Punch
(00:40) Wallbanger hit an Eye Poke
(00:44) Wallbanger hit a Face Rake
(00:44) The referee warned Wallbanger
(00:47) Wallbanger hit a Forearm Blow
(00:51) Wallbanger hit a Tomahawk Chop
(01:00) Wallbanger picked up Stevens from behind
(01:10) Wallbanger hit an Atomic Drop
(01:15) Stevens broke a Hair Pull Takedown
(01:22) Stevens hit a Side Headlock Takedown
(01:31) Stevens picked up Wallbanger
(01:39) Wallbanger easily avoided an Eye Poke.
(01:43) Wallbanger hit a Begging Off Eye Poke
(01:46) Stevens countered a Face Rake with a Bell Clap
(01:50) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(02:04) Stevens applied a Side Headlock
(02:14) Stevens hit a Snap Suplex
(02:18) Wallbanger blocked a Rear Chinlock
(02:25) Stevens hit a Side Headlock Takedown
(02:29) Stevens hit a Stomp
(02:33) Stevens hit a Legdrop
(02:37) Stevens hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(02:45) Stevens hit a Splash
(03:00) Stevens hit a Stomp Flurry
(03:05) Wallbanger blocked a Headbutt To Groin
(03:13) Stevens hit a Splash
(03:18) Wallbanger blocked a Knee Pull
(03:24) Wallbanger Jones very easily moved out of the way from a Running Knee Drop.
(03:28) Wallbanger hit an Elbow Drop
(03:38) Scott Stevens moved out of the way from a Diving Ground Headbutt.
(03:42) Stevens hit a Running Knee Drop
(04:01) Stevens applied a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(04:01) The referee gave Stevens a stern warning
(04:08) Stevens used a Face Rub Taunt
(04:16) Stevens hit a Stomp To Groin
(04:22) Stevens picked up Wallbanger
(04:48) Wallbanger is facing the full Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket!
Frankie Garnett: This is Scorpion at his best! Submission wrestling, keeping the brawler off his feet and unable to retaliate!
Bob Sinclair: The ref is leaning in, asking if Banger wants to tap out to this crossface submission, and I think Banger just told the ref he's number one!
Tori Montgomery: Banger twists to the side a little, freeing his arm and forcing Stevens to drop the submission. Can he keep up the pressure and maybe keep Banger off his vertical base?
(05:02) Wallbanger countered a Begging Off Low Blow with a Straight Left
(05:06) Stevens blocked a Handshake Kick To Gut
(05:10) Wallbanger hit a Slap To Chest
(05:14) Wallbanger hit an Open Handed Slap
(05:18) Wallbanger hit an Eye Poke
(05:18) The referee warned Wallbanger
(05:21) Wallbanger hit a Jab Punch
(05:24) Wallbanger hit a Straight Left
(05:27) Wallbanger hit a Forearm Blow
(05:31) Wallbanger hit a Tomahawk Chop
(05:35) Wallbanger hit a Kitozon Chop
(05:38) Wallbanger hit a Begging Off Sucker Punch
(05:41) Wallbanger hit a Punch
(05:44) Wallbanger hit a Jab Punch
(05:48) Wallbanger hit an Open Handed Chop
(05:55) Wallbanger hit a Running Forearm Blow
(06:02) Wallbanger hit a Snap Driving Elbow
(06:06) Wallbanger hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(06:14) Wallbanger hit a Splash
(06:22) Scott Stevens moved out of the way from a Running Knee Drop.
(06:27) Wallbanger broke a Rear Chinlock
(06:31) Wallbanger irish whipped Stevens into the ropes
(06:38) Wallbanger hit a Big Boot
(06:45) Wallbanger picked up Stevens
(06:51) Wallbanger hit a Low Blow
(06:51) The referee gave Wallbanger a serious telling off
(06:55) Stevens stopped a Stalk Grounded Enemy by rushing Wallbanger
(07:02) Stevens hit a DDT
(07:06) Stevens hit a Knee Drop
(07:14) Stevens picked up Wallbanger
(07:18) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(07:18) The referee warned Stevens
(07:27) Wallbanger avoided a Remember the Alamo.
(07:34) Wallbanger hit a Flying Forearm
(07:38) Wallbanger hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(07:47) Wallbanger picked up Stevens
(08:03) The Walls Come Tumbling Down! Wallbanger looking to end it right here!
Tori Montgomery: That impact! Cover him, Banger!
Frankie Garnett: Not like this!
Bob Sinclair: Jones goes into the cover...one...two...three! It's over!
Frankie Garnett: Damn it all...
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner by pinfall, at a time of eight minutes and eight seconds...Wallbanger Jones!
Bob Sinclair: Banger is showing he belongs, as he puts away a game Stevens to go to 2-1 on the season!
Tori Montgomery: The rest of The League had best look out; I think Banger means business!
St. John, New Brunswick
January 28, 2014
Scott Stevens (1-1, OVR 304) vs. Wallbanger Jones (1-1, OVR 304)
Disturbed's "Warrior" begins to blare from the house speakers, heralding our next combatant the ring. Garbed in dark biker leathers with a black bandana and a pair of shades, his look clearly screams "I will break you if you so much as look at me funny." Thus, it's not surprising that most of the fans keep their hands to themselves and settle for anonymous taunts as he strolls to the ring and ducks between the ropes.
Amelia Williams: This next bout is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from the nearest road house, weighing 306 pounds...Wallbanger Jones!
Bob Sinclair: Banger's smash-mouth style has been a definite change of pace from most League workers in the past.
Tori Montgomery: He reminds me of a less-refined Master Imoka—no nonsense, just here to beat the daylights out of you.
Frankie Garnett: In other words, my kind of wrestler on any other night but tonight!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out "The Venomous One" Scott Stevens and his sinister, yet beautiful wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens. They stand at the top of the ramp and kiss each other to the delight of the crowd. Walking down the aisle, Scott talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers and Lisa flicks off the ignorant fans asking her to show her boobs. As they reach the ring, Lisa kisses her husband's cheek before he finally gets to the ring. Once in the ring he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat while Lisa cheers him on.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, being accompanied by his wife, Lisa Barbosa-Stevens, he hails from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds...He is "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: I hear rumors that Stevens being on the road with his wife are hindering his efforts in the ring. Frankie, care to comment?
Frankie Garnett: Well, if your wife looked like that, wouldn't you be worn out every night, too?
Tori Montgomery: Oh, God, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
(00:03) Stevens hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(00:17) Stevens applied a Side Headlock
(00:20) Stevens hit a Kick To Gut
(00:30) Wallbanger very easily avoided a Begging Off Eye Poke.
(00:33) Wallbanger hit a Handshake Sucker Punch
(00:36) Wallbanger hit a Punch
(00:40) Wallbanger hit an Eye Poke
(00:44) Wallbanger hit a Face Rake
(00:44) The referee warned Wallbanger
(00:47) Wallbanger hit a Forearm Blow
(00:51) Wallbanger hit a Tomahawk Chop
(01:00) Wallbanger picked up Stevens from behind
(01:10) Wallbanger hit an Atomic Drop
(01:15) Stevens broke a Hair Pull Takedown
(01:22) Stevens hit a Side Headlock Takedown
(01:31) Stevens picked up Wallbanger
(01:39) Wallbanger easily avoided an Eye Poke.
(01:43) Wallbanger hit a Begging Off Eye Poke
(01:46) Stevens countered a Face Rake with a Bell Clap
(01:50) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(02:04) Stevens applied a Side Headlock
(02:14) Stevens hit a Snap Suplex
(02:18) Wallbanger blocked a Rear Chinlock
(02:25) Stevens hit a Side Headlock Takedown
(02:29) Stevens hit a Stomp
(02:33) Stevens hit a Legdrop
(02:37) Stevens hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(02:45) Stevens hit a Splash
(03:00) Stevens hit a Stomp Flurry
(03:05) Wallbanger blocked a Headbutt To Groin
(03:13) Stevens hit a Splash
(03:18) Wallbanger blocked a Knee Pull
(03:24) Wallbanger Jones very easily moved out of the way from a Running Knee Drop.
(03:28) Wallbanger hit an Elbow Drop
(03:38) Scott Stevens moved out of the way from a Diving Ground Headbutt.
(03:42) Stevens hit a Running Knee Drop
(04:01) Stevens applied a Rope-Assisted Choke Hold
(04:01) The referee gave Stevens a stern warning
(04:08) Stevens used a Face Rub Taunt
(04:16) Stevens hit a Stomp To Groin
(04:22) Stevens picked up Wallbanger
(04:48) Wallbanger is facing the full Venomous Wrath of the Goddess Selket!
Frankie Garnett: This is Scorpion at his best! Submission wrestling, keeping the brawler off his feet and unable to retaliate!
Bob Sinclair: The ref is leaning in, asking if Banger wants to tap out to this crossface submission, and I think Banger just told the ref he's number one!
Tori Montgomery: Banger twists to the side a little, freeing his arm and forcing Stevens to drop the submission. Can he keep up the pressure and maybe keep Banger off his vertical base?
(05:02) Wallbanger countered a Begging Off Low Blow with a Straight Left
(05:06) Stevens blocked a Handshake Kick To Gut
(05:10) Wallbanger hit a Slap To Chest
(05:14) Wallbanger hit an Open Handed Slap
(05:18) Wallbanger hit an Eye Poke
(05:18) The referee warned Wallbanger
(05:21) Wallbanger hit a Jab Punch
(05:24) Wallbanger hit a Straight Left
(05:27) Wallbanger hit a Forearm Blow
(05:31) Wallbanger hit a Tomahawk Chop
(05:35) Wallbanger hit a Kitozon Chop
(05:38) Wallbanger hit a Begging Off Sucker Punch
(05:41) Wallbanger hit a Punch
(05:44) Wallbanger hit a Jab Punch
(05:48) Wallbanger hit an Open Handed Chop
(05:55) Wallbanger hit a Running Forearm Blow
(06:02) Wallbanger hit a Snap Driving Elbow
(06:06) Wallbanger hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(06:14) Wallbanger hit a Splash
(06:22) Scott Stevens moved out of the way from a Running Knee Drop.
(06:27) Wallbanger broke a Rear Chinlock
(06:31) Wallbanger irish whipped Stevens into the ropes
(06:38) Wallbanger hit a Big Boot
(06:45) Wallbanger picked up Stevens
(06:51) Wallbanger hit a Low Blow
(06:51) The referee gave Wallbanger a serious telling off
(06:55) Stevens stopped a Stalk Grounded Enemy by rushing Wallbanger
(07:02) Stevens hit a DDT
(07:06) Stevens hit a Knee Drop
(07:14) Stevens picked up Wallbanger
(07:18) Stevens hit an Eye Poke
(07:18) The referee warned Stevens
(07:27) Wallbanger avoided a Remember the Alamo.
(07:34) Wallbanger hit a Flying Forearm
(07:38) Wallbanger hit a Leaping Elbow Drop
(07:47) Wallbanger picked up Stevens
(08:03) The Walls Come Tumbling Down! Wallbanger looking to end it right here!
Tori Montgomery: That impact! Cover him, Banger!
Frankie Garnett: Not like this!
Bob Sinclair: Jones goes into the cover...one...two...three! It's over!
Frankie Garnett: Damn it all...
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner by pinfall, at a time of eight minutes and eight seconds...Wallbanger Jones!
Bob Sinclair: Banger is showing he belongs, as he puts away a game Stevens to go to 2-1 on the season!
Tori Montgomery: The rest of The League had best look out; I think Banger means business!