Post by Jman2k3 on Sept 6, 2020 5:20:43 GMT
Refueled XXXVII
Event Date: September 5, 2020
Conor Fuse vs Scott Stevens
The scene backs to ringside. The lights in the arena turn off before the big screen flickers on, like it has just been plugged in. The 8-bit sound of Mega Man 3 blares across the arena. There, a picture of Conor Fuse’s head is placed in the middle and numerous faces of various HOW talent are scattered around, resembling that of a Mega Man stage select screen. As the selection lands on the current match at hand, the lights come back on and a green strobe light shines in the center of the rampway. Emerging from the back is Conor Fuse, followed by his henchman, The Game Boy, who is carrying a plain paper bag. Conor takes a moment to pose with his left fist in the air. He turns back to The Game Boy and smacks the hulking individual on the chest before marching his way down to the ring, sporting a smile and too much confidence. He stops at the front of the ring, takes one leap onto the apron and then with easy clears the ropes and somersaults into the squared circle while The Game Boy crosses his arms and waits on the outside. As Joel Hortega does his prematch ritual of waiting,
BRIAN McVAY: Ladies and gentlemen, standing outside the ring weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS…..THE VINTAGE….COOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNOR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE.
“Dead Man Walking” by Crucifix blares across the arena as Scott Stevens emerges from behind the curtain. Stevens proceeds to make his way down the ramp.
BRIAN McVAY: And his opponent, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX POUNDS……..SCOTT…..STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!!!
JOE HOFFMANN: Benny, we should have quite a match in store here. The battle tested veteran, Scott Stevens versus the undefeated newcomer, Conor Fuse.
BENNY NEWELL: By “battle tested” you “crash test” tested, don’t you? I will bet my collection of anal plugs that the undefeated Conor Fuse will remain undefeated tonight.
JOE HOFFMANN: I’m…uh….not taking that bet, Benny.
BENNY NEWELL: Because you know you’ll lose, Hoffhole!
JOE HOFFMANN: And you’re still sticking to the A-material, Benny.
BENNY NEWELL: Fucking A PLUS material, Hoffhole!
Scott Stevens slides into the ring and his music fades. Connor Fuse slides into the ring. Both men stand in opposite corners of the ring. Joel Hortega sounds for the bell.
“DING!”
JOE HOFFMANN: The match is underway!
Conor Fuse eyes Scott Stevens. They circle the ring. Conor Fuse rushes towards Stevens and stops suddenly as Stevens takes a defensive stance.
BENNY NEWELL: Someone do something!
JOE HOFFMANN: Conor Fuse is clearly sizing up his opponent.
Conor Fuse and Scott Stevens finally lock up. Conor Fuse places Stevens in a headlock. Stevens shoves Conor Fuse off of him into the ropes. Conor Fuse bounces off the ropes as Scott Stevens puts his head down. Conor Fuse kicks Stevens in the face. Stevens staggers backwards and Conor Fuse hits a dropkick to the face. Stevens drops down to the mat but pops back up like a Pop Tart from the toaster. Conor Fuse charges looking for a clothesline but Stevens ducks. Conor Fuse turns and gets nailed with a Scott Stevens right hand, then another. Then another.
JOE HOFFMANN: Conor looked to be dominating early but looks like the momentum is shifting.
Suddenly, Conor Fuse delivers a left hand, the two men begin to exchange blows until Scott Stevens kicks Conor Fuse in the gut. Stevens grabs Fuse by the arm and sends him into the ropes.
JOE HOFFMANN : Stevens might be looking for the Toxic Sring here!!! NO!!!!
Conor Fuse hits the ropes and immediately grabs the ropes and swiftly kicks Scott Stevens in the face. Conor Fuse immediately grbs Scott Stevens from behind and hits a German Suplex. Conor Fuse follows up with a Rolling Thunder Splash. Conor Fuse gets up, hops onto the top rope and sails in the air and hits a moonsault!
JOE HOFFMANN: This might be it here!
BENNY NEWELL: I love Conor Fuse the way I love my porn……VINTAGE!!!
Conor Fuse gets up and screams “PAUSE”. Joel Hortega looks confused. Conor Fuse heads to the corner, rubbing his chest, and if sensing what Conor Fuse, The Game Boy hands Conor Fuse the brown bag.
JOE HOFFMANN: Did he just “Pause” the match?
BENNY NEWELL: Can we talk if the match is paused?
Conor Fuse reaches into the brown paper bag and pulls out some Cheetos and
JOE HOFFMANN: He’s having a snack?
BENNY NEWELL: Kicking Stevens’s ass is hungry work!
Conor Fuse begins shoving Cheetos in his mouth and tosses the rest in the brown paper bag. He reaches in the bag and retrieves a Kool-Aid Juice Pouch – Kool Aid Jammers Tropical Punch to be exact. Conor Fuse sits on the top turnbuckle and pierces the pouch with the straw. He begins drinking the refreshing tropical drink.
JOE HOFFMANN: This is just ridiculous.
BENNY NEWELL: Let the man drink!
JOE HOFFMANN: Meanwhile, Scott Stevens is recuperating in the middle of the ring.
Conor Fuse finishes his juice pouch and hands it to The Game Boy as Scott Stevens slowly begins to get on all fours. Conor Fuse does a couple of quick stretches before yelling “CONTINUE!”.
JOE HOFFMANN: Looks like he’s ready to continue the match, finally.
BENNY NEWELL: He’s refreshed!
Conor Fuse ruffles Scott Stevens hair, but it’s just to remove the cheese dust from his fingers. Stevens takes a futile swing. Fuse immediately nails his opponent with a dropkick. Stevens drops to the mat. Conor Fuse grabs Scott Stevens by the head, pulling him up. He makes sure they in the center of the ring and proceeds to deliver a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT!
BENNY NEWELL: STEVENS GOT PWN’D LIKE A FUCKING NOOOOOOOB, HOFFHOLE!
JOE HOFFMANN: Do you know what that is?
BENNY NEWELL: Boob, Noob, a Titty is a Titty!
JOE HOFFMANN: That’s not what that….in any case…..
Conor Fuse as if in one fluid motion gets to the top rope from the match, leaps, and delivers stunning 450 Splash. Conor Fuse covers.
JOE HOFFMANN: This will do it.
UNO……..
BENNY NEWELL: I told you!
DOS…..
TRES!!!!!!
“DING!”
BRIAN McVAY: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…….THE VINTAGE……CONOR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!
Conor Fuse jumps up and raises his arms in victory, pumped for his third win in a row. He exits the rings and celebrates with The Game Boy.
JOE HOFFMANN: Another impressive victory by the newcomer! A surprisingly easy victory for Conor Fuse, you know he and Erin Gordon are on a collision course in the near future. You can bet she won’t go down as easy.
BENNY NEWELL: You want to talk about Erin Gordon going dow—-
JOE HOFFMANN: And we’re headed backstage!
Event Date: September 5, 2020
Conor Fuse vs Scott Stevens
The scene backs to ringside. The lights in the arena turn off before the big screen flickers on, like it has just been plugged in. The 8-bit sound of Mega Man 3 blares across the arena. There, a picture of Conor Fuse’s head is placed in the middle and numerous faces of various HOW talent are scattered around, resembling that of a Mega Man stage select screen. As the selection lands on the current match at hand, the lights come back on and a green strobe light shines in the center of the rampway. Emerging from the back is Conor Fuse, followed by his henchman, The Game Boy, who is carrying a plain paper bag. Conor takes a moment to pose with his left fist in the air. He turns back to The Game Boy and smacks the hulking individual on the chest before marching his way down to the ring, sporting a smile and too much confidence. He stops at the front of the ring, takes one leap onto the apron and then with easy clears the ropes and somersaults into the squared circle while The Game Boy crosses his arms and waits on the outside. As Joel Hortega does his prematch ritual of waiting,
BRIAN McVAY: Ladies and gentlemen, standing outside the ring weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND TEN POUNDS…..THE VINTAGE….COOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNOR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE.
“Dead Man Walking” by Crucifix blares across the arena as Scott Stevens emerges from behind the curtain. Stevens proceeds to make his way down the ramp.
BRIAN McVAY: And his opponent, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX POUNDS……..SCOTT…..STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVENS!!!
JOE HOFFMANN: Benny, we should have quite a match in store here. The battle tested veteran, Scott Stevens versus the undefeated newcomer, Conor Fuse.
BENNY NEWELL: By “battle tested” you “crash test” tested, don’t you? I will bet my collection of anal plugs that the undefeated Conor Fuse will remain undefeated tonight.
JOE HOFFMANN: I’m…uh….not taking that bet, Benny.
BENNY NEWELL: Because you know you’ll lose, Hoffhole!
JOE HOFFMANN: And you’re still sticking to the A-material, Benny.
BENNY NEWELL: Fucking A PLUS material, Hoffhole!
Scott Stevens slides into the ring and his music fades. Connor Fuse slides into the ring. Both men stand in opposite corners of the ring. Joel Hortega sounds for the bell.
“DING!”
JOE HOFFMANN: The match is underway!
Conor Fuse eyes Scott Stevens. They circle the ring. Conor Fuse rushes towards Stevens and stops suddenly as Stevens takes a defensive stance.
BENNY NEWELL: Someone do something!
JOE HOFFMANN: Conor Fuse is clearly sizing up his opponent.
Conor Fuse and Scott Stevens finally lock up. Conor Fuse places Stevens in a headlock. Stevens shoves Conor Fuse off of him into the ropes. Conor Fuse bounces off the ropes as Scott Stevens puts his head down. Conor Fuse kicks Stevens in the face. Stevens staggers backwards and Conor Fuse hits a dropkick to the face. Stevens drops down to the mat but pops back up like a Pop Tart from the toaster. Conor Fuse charges looking for a clothesline but Stevens ducks. Conor Fuse turns and gets nailed with a Scott Stevens right hand, then another. Then another.
JOE HOFFMANN: Conor looked to be dominating early but looks like the momentum is shifting.
Suddenly, Conor Fuse delivers a left hand, the two men begin to exchange blows until Scott Stevens kicks Conor Fuse in the gut. Stevens grabs Fuse by the arm and sends him into the ropes.
JOE HOFFMANN : Stevens might be looking for the Toxic Sring here!!! NO!!!!
Conor Fuse hits the ropes and immediately grabs the ropes and swiftly kicks Scott Stevens in the face. Conor Fuse immediately grbs Scott Stevens from behind and hits a German Suplex. Conor Fuse follows up with a Rolling Thunder Splash. Conor Fuse gets up, hops onto the top rope and sails in the air and hits a moonsault!
JOE HOFFMANN: This might be it here!
BENNY NEWELL: I love Conor Fuse the way I love my porn……VINTAGE!!!
Conor Fuse gets up and screams “PAUSE”. Joel Hortega looks confused. Conor Fuse heads to the corner, rubbing his chest, and if sensing what Conor Fuse, The Game Boy hands Conor Fuse the brown bag.
JOE HOFFMANN: Did he just “Pause” the match?
BENNY NEWELL: Can we talk if the match is paused?
Conor Fuse reaches into the brown paper bag and pulls out some Cheetos and
JOE HOFFMANN: He’s having a snack?
BENNY NEWELL: Kicking Stevens’s ass is hungry work!
Conor Fuse begins shoving Cheetos in his mouth and tosses the rest in the brown paper bag. He reaches in the bag and retrieves a Kool-Aid Juice Pouch – Kool Aid Jammers Tropical Punch to be exact. Conor Fuse sits on the top turnbuckle and pierces the pouch with the straw. He begins drinking the refreshing tropical drink.
JOE HOFFMANN: This is just ridiculous.
BENNY NEWELL: Let the man drink!
JOE HOFFMANN: Meanwhile, Scott Stevens is recuperating in the middle of the ring.
Conor Fuse finishes his juice pouch and hands it to The Game Boy as Scott Stevens slowly begins to get on all fours. Conor Fuse does a couple of quick stretches before yelling “CONTINUE!”.
JOE HOFFMANN: Looks like he’s ready to continue the match, finally.
BENNY NEWELL: He’s refreshed!
Conor Fuse ruffles Scott Stevens hair, but it’s just to remove the cheese dust from his fingers. Stevens takes a futile swing. Fuse immediately nails his opponent with a dropkick. Stevens drops to the mat. Conor Fuse grabs Scott Stevens by the head, pulling him up. He makes sure they in the center of the ring and proceeds to deliver a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT!
BENNY NEWELL: STEVENS GOT PWN’D LIKE A FUCKING NOOOOOOOB, HOFFHOLE!
JOE HOFFMANN: Do you know what that is?
BENNY NEWELL: Boob, Noob, a Titty is a Titty!
JOE HOFFMANN: That’s not what that….in any case…..
Conor Fuse as if in one fluid motion gets to the top rope from the match, leaps, and delivers stunning 450 Splash. Conor Fuse covers.
JOE HOFFMANN: This will do it.
UNO……..
BENNY NEWELL: I told you!
DOS…..
TRES!!!!!!
“DING!”
BRIAN McVAY: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…….THE VINTAGE……CONOR FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!!!!
Conor Fuse jumps up and raises his arms in victory, pumped for his third win in a row. He exits the rings and celebrates with The Game Boy.
JOE HOFFMANN: Another impressive victory by the newcomer! A surprisingly easy victory for Conor Fuse, you know he and Erin Gordon are on a collision course in the near future. You can bet she won’t go down as easy.
BENNY NEWELL: You want to talk about Erin Gordon going dow—-
JOE HOFFMANN: And we’re headed backstage!