Post by Jman2k3 on Mar 11, 2020 5:25:06 GMT
SCOTT STEVENS vs. OSCAR BURNS?
As we cut back from commercial we see Angus and Keebler ready to call the upcoming title match.
DDK:
Welcome back ladies and gentlemen where we have our first of two FIST of DEFIANCE championship matches. I’m still in shock Angus.
Angus:
Me too Keebs. It amazes more how this parasite was able to find a loophole and book himself into a match for the FIST here tonight.
DDK:
Regardless, we are having a title match and it’s happening right now.
Darren Quimbey:
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s title match is set for one fall with a thirty minute TIME! LIMIT! And it is for THE FIST OF DEFIANCE CHAMPIONSHIP!
The Faithful give a mixed reaction.
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first…..
The lights in the arena go out when a voice shouts over the arena speakers….
“MAKE THE FIST GREAT AGAIN!”
The slow bellow of the guitar hits as the video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The cheers that had once filled the arena quickly turn into jeers. The Faithful know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS as
♫ “Hail to the Chief” by James Sanderson ♫
Plays throughout the arena.
Darren Quimbey:
From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds…He is the ACE OF DEFIANCE CHAMPION! SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
Quimbey can barely be heard over the crowd as a spotlight hits the darkened stage to reveal Scott Stevens.
DDK:
Stevens is extremely focus tonight. Tonight he gets his rematch for the FIST and he looks confident.
Angus:
If he wins tonght I think I’m gonna run myself into some traffic after the show.
Stevens makes his way down the ramp and pays no attention to the Filth cursing him out and throwing trash his way.
DDK:
Even the Faithful aren’t getting to Stevens.
Stevens climbs the ring steps and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, he stretches out on the ring ropes.
Darren Quimbey:
And his opponent…...
♫ "Raise Your Flag” by MAN WITH A MISSION ♫
The fans cheer in adulation for DEFIANCE’S technically-savvy New Zealander.
Darren Quimbey:
And introducing in the corner to my right… from Wellington, New Zealand and residing in New Orleans, Louisiana! Weighing in at 243 pounds… He is the reigning and defending FIST of DEFIANCE… ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!
However, Oscar Burns doesn’t show.
DDK:
Where’s Oscar?
Angus:
Maybe he isn’t taking Stevens seriously.
Stevens, not happy with Burns not coming out snatches the microphone from Quimbey.
Scott Stevens:
You think this is a game Oscar? You think this is a fucking game?!?!?!?
Stevens yells and the Faithful laugh at the Texan.
Scott Stevens:
Let me tell you something Oscar, as the TRUMP of DEFIANCE Champion, I can also make this whatever kind of match I want and since you want to dick around with your Monopoly Money….excuse me, Mikey Money. You left me no choice.
Stevens says sternly.
Scott Stevens:
I am making this match that if Oscar Burns gets disqualified or COUNTED OUT he will lose the championship.
Angus:
He can’t do that.
DDK:
I think he just did.
Scott Stevens:
Mr. Official, start your count.
Hector Navarro reluctantly begins his count
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
DDK:
Oscar better come out or lose his championship to Stevens.
Five.
Six.
Seven.
Angus:
Well, looks like the end of the line for me.
Eight.
Nine.
Te…….
♫ "Raise Your Flag” by MAN WITH A MISSION ♫
The Faithful go wild at the sound of the champion’s music.
DDK:
Is he coming out?!?!?
As the camera zooms in towards the ramp we see Oscar Burns smiling face.
DDK:
He’s here!
Angus:
Thank God.
However, Oscar doesn’t move from the curtain area.
DDK:
Why isn’t Oscar coming down?
Angus:
No idea, he looks a little stiff.
You have know idea how stiff as Cary Stevens emerges from backstage carrying a cardboard cutout of the FIST of DEFIANCE champion with a replica championship of FIST over his shoulder as the Faithful boo loudly and begin throwing stuff at Cary.
Angus:
The fuck is this shit Keebs?
DDK:
My guess is Stevens is going to wrestle a cardboard cutout.
Angus:
Are you serious?
Cary throws the cardboard cutout into the ring and makes makes his way inside as well. The patriarch of the Stevens Dynasty picks up the cardboard cutout and places it into the opposite corner.
Scott Stevens:
One last thing before we begin…..
Stevens says but can barely be heard as the Faithful are drowning him out.
Scott Stevens:
This match is a debate..
Angus:
A debate? Does this look like a Presidential Debate Keebs?
Scott Stevens:
The first person to answer three out of the five questions quickly is the new FIST of DEFIANCE champion and if you fail to communicate you lose that round.
Stevens smirks.
Angus:
What fucking bullshit.
Ding. Ding.
DDK:
And here we go.
Cary Stevens:
Question one, Mr. Stevens, Why do you think you make a better FIST than Oscar Burns?
Cary asks and Stevens takes a moment to think.
DDK:
Legit question.
Angus:
Shut up.
Scott Stevens:
I’m a better FIST because I never lost it to begin with. That idiot cost me my title when he was pinned by Kendrix so technically I never lost the championship because I was NEVER BEATEN for it.
DDK:
Stevens has a valid point.
Cary Stevens:
Same question to the champion.
Cary makes his way over to the cardboard cutout and holds the microphone up to his face.
Angus:
We are going to let this charade continue?
Cary Stevens:
I am sorry, but because he refuses to answer I’m going to have to disqualify Oscar Burns on this round and one point goes to the former FIST, Scott Stevens.
The Faithful boo louder.
Cary Stevens:
Question two, Mr. Stevens, during your DEFIANCE career, you have dominated Oscar Burns. Is this the primary reason why it is your goal to make the FIST great again as you put it?
Scott Stevens:
Why, yes it is. You see, this cardboard cutout of a man couldn’t beat me every time I stepped into the ring with him. I beat him in my debut, I beat him for the championship and I will continue to beat him every time I face him. I would still be holding that…..
Stevens points to the FIST replica fastened to the cutout’s waist.
Scott Stevens:
If he didn’t get pinned by Kendrix because I had him beat in the ring and JFK picked the bones like the jackal that he is.
The Faithful boo and begin to chant Scott’s favorite chant.
Cary Stevens:
Same question to the champion.
Cary makes his way over to the cardboard cutout and holds the microphone up to his face.
Angus:
Can’t believe no one has pulled the plug on this farce.
Cary Stevens:
I am sorry, but because he refuses to answer I’m going to have to disqualify Oscar Burns on this round and one point goes to the former FIST, Scott Stevens.
The Faithful tell Cary to Shut the Fuck Up as the patriarch simply shakes his head.
Cary Stevens:
If Oscar refuses to answer this question he loses the championship so you have to answer. Do you understand Oscar?
Cary looks at the cutout before continuing.
Cary Stevens:
Question three, if you were to regain the FIST tonight, what would you do to make it great again?
Scott Stevens:
Easy.
Stevens says, clearing his throat.
Scott Stevens:
I will be a fighting champion and defend it against all worthy challengers unlike my opponent who defends it against competition he knows he can beat. I will defend it against the very best and prove why I will go down as the greatest FIST of DEFIANCE champion of all time.
Stevens says has he cocks the FIST.
Cary Stevens:
Rebuttal from the champion if you were to retain the championship here tonight.
Cary makes his way over to the cardboard cutout and holds the microphone up to his face.
Cary Stevens:
I am sorry, but because he refuses to answer I’m going to have to disqualify Oscar Burns on this round and one point and victory goes to the NEW! FIST OF DEFIANCE CHAMPION, SCOTT! STEVENS!
Stevens starts jumping up and down and yanks the title belt off of the cardboard cutout tearing it in half and the Texan forces Quimbey to make it official.
Darren Quimbey:
And here is your winner…...AND NEW! FIST OF DEFIANCE CHAMPION! SCOTT! STEVENS!
DDK:
I don’t know how official this match was but it’s done now.
Angus:
About time.
Stevens climbs the nearest turnbuckle and holds up the ACE and FIST of DEFIANCE high into the air.