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Hollywood Bruvs vs. Black Mamba and Scott Stevens
As we come back from commercial we see the Hall of Fame team ready for the next highly anticipated match up.
Joe Hoffman: Next up is a match up that has been highly talked about.
Benny Newell: More talked about than what just happened earlier?!?!?!?!? Fool’s Gold got bluff called by the Group of Death.
Joe Hoffman: This upcoming matchup features the debuting Hollywood Bruvs as they take on the returning Scott Stevens and Black Mamba.
Benny Newell: Fuck the Bruvs. Fuck Stevenspedia. Skull fuck Mamba in his eye hole. DRINK!
“Go to Hell!”
Screams throughout the arena before the opening riffs of “Fucking in the Bushes” by Oasis begins to play as the lights in the arena turn gold and the High Octane Vision has images of the Hollywood sign, 24 karat gold jewelry, Oreo frappes before a single spotlight shines down injunction with the video screen displaying, HOLLYWOOD. BRUVS.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, representing 24K and weighing in at a combined weight of 448 lbs….they are MIKEY! UNLIKEY! KENDRIX! THE HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVS!
The Bruvs make their way onto the stage with Frappes in hand and stop just before the entrance ramp. The Bruvs look out towards the crowd and Kendrix needs a better look as he lowers his shades down as his takes a sip as Mikey cracks that Hollywood smile.
Joe Hoffman: A rather warm reception for the Bruvs.
Benny Newell: These idiots at least know talent when they see it Joe.
Mikey holds up his fist and motions for his partner to do the same and once they glue their fists together there is a loud explosion and things begin to fall from the rafters of the arena.
Joe Hoffman: Is that money?
Benny Newell: Not just any money Joe…MIKEY MONEY!
The golden tickets continue to litter the arena as the Bruvs walk down the ramp and climb up the ring steps.
Benny Newell: Get me that Mikey Money on the floor there Hoffman. I’m going to use it on the hooker I have lined up tonight.
Joe Hoffman: Benny, you know that’s fake money right?
Benny Newell: How dare you speak that blasphemy.
Joe Hoffman: Any person with half a brain knows that money is green not gold.
Benny Newell: Well the bitch is blind so green, gold, it’s all the same when you just see black.
As the Bruvs continue to sip on their frappes and joke and laugh they await their opposition as “6:24” by Danger begins to play.
Benny Newell: That one-eyed bastard is trying to steal my Mikey Money! You can’t have it!
James Ranger comes out, slowly eyeing the fans to the left and right to him.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, first, hailing from London, England and weighing in at 200 lbs…..he is JAMES RANGER! BLAAAAAAACK! MAAAAAAAMBAAAAAAA!
A slow smile creeps on to his face, as he stops short of the ramp, the lights focus upon just James Ranger, his sunglasses reflecting the light as it transitions from white to an eerie green.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba looks ready.
Benny Newell: He couldn’t look much worse after getting slapped around by Kostoff.
He takes off his sunglasses, smirking as he squats briefly, surveying the arena and the ring before slowly rising to his feet and walking slowly and purposely towards the ring, the smirk now gone.
Benny Newell: Thought he was going to check his fake, pretend watch and yell it’s clobbering time there for a minute.
“Dead Man Walking” by Crucifix ft. The Lacs
The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The cheers that had once filled the arena quickly turn into jeers. The crowd knows who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen is a giant hand that slowly closes into a FIST as letters slowly appear and form a message and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is….CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER. SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Stevens comes out, and makes his way to the ring as well. The fans in the arena waste no time sharing their feelings in a chorus of boos, and as Stevens makes his way down the ramp the HOV and music turn off.
Joe Hoffman: What the…..
Benny Newell: I know we paid the bill Hoffman and why is Stevens is his corporate clothes?
The Texan looks back towards the ramp and the HOV comes to life with a Stevenspedia graphic that has Stevens stumped before a familiar tune plays as well.
“Have you heard about Stevenspedia?
Having to have his facts check every time.
Have you heard about Stevenspedia?
He’s a loser but we still love him.”
“Lonesome Loser (Stevenspedia) remix” by #97Red Band ft. DJ Bottomline
Benny Newell: This is awesome Hoffman!
Stevens just shakes his head before entering the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Some mind games being played with Stevens.
Once the announcer is out of the ring, Joel Hortega checks both individuals and calls for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go…..
The Bruvs play paper, rock, scissors to see who will start out the match and Mikey defeats Kendrix with rock beating scissors.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like Mikey Unlikey will start it out tonight for the Bruvs.
Stevens seeing who is starting the match motions for Black Mamba to exit the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens starting it out for his team.
Benny Newell: Of course, he wants to win tonight Hoffman, and if Mamba starts off his projected to be flat on his back than the hooker I’m paying with Mikey Money.
Mikey and Stevens come out of their respective corners and slap hands as a sign of respect between one another as they circle each other.
Benny Newell: The fuck is that artsy, fartsy shit Hoffman?
Joe Hoffman: Stevens has history with the Bruvs from UTAH and DEFIANCE.
Benny Newell: FUCK DEFIANCE! DRINK!
Mikey and the Texan lock up, but Stevens with the clear power advantage throws Mikey to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is the strongest man in this match.
Benny Newell: Did you fact check that on Stevenspedia?
Mikey smirks and nods before getting back to his feet and the two go to lock up again but Mikey ducks under and slap’s the Texan in the stomach to double him over and locks in a side headlock.
Joe Hoffman: Mikey is going to have to wear Stevens down and avoid the power game to defeat Stevens.
Stevens begins to punch the side of Mikey causing the Bruv to loosen his grip and Stevens whips him into the ropes and send him down to the canvas with a shoulder block. Stevens goes on the attack as he tries to stomp Mikey, but he rolls to his corner to avoid the multiple stomps.
Benny Newell: Stevens misses the target like usual. Next time wipe the seat or sit to pee when in the restroom.
Stevens stops his attack when he sees Mikey in his corner tagging in Kendrix who blasts through the ropes like a runaway train as he drills Stevens with a jumping knee. Kendrix doubles him over with a boot to the gut and takes him to the canvas with a swinging neckbreaker.
Joe Hoffman: Kendrix has taken it to Stevens and isn’t letting up.
Benny Newell: Good. Send that fuck back to his cubicle to crunch some numbers.
Kendrix hits the ropes and drops an elbow drop. Kendrix jumps up and hits another. Kendrix gets up for a third but before he delivers the elbow he turns to Mamba and throws the “wanker” gesture causing his fellow Brit to go furious as he delivers the blow.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba not taking kindly….
Hortega tries to prevent James Ranger from getting in to the ring, and Mikey Unlikely takes advantage of the situation by coming in and the Bruvs deliver tandem stomps to the Texan.
Benny Newell: Stomp the piss out of him!
Mikey senses the referee and slithers back to the outside as Kendrix goes for a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
No.
Stevens powers out at two and Kendrix drops a knee across the face of the former world champion before tagging in Mikey.
Joe Hoffman: First tag of the match and what will the Bruvs do?
The Bruvs so why they are a cohesive tandem as they pick up Stevens and hold him high into the air before bringing him down with a vertical suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Vertical suplex by the Bruvs and now a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Kickout.
Stevens once again powers out before the count of three and Mikey locks the Texan in a reverse chinlock. Mikey tells Hortega to check him.
Mikey Unlikey: Asko the Tejano if he submito.
Hortega checks Stevens and the Texan responds with a colorful response.
Joe Hoffman: That’s nice.
Mikey puts added pressure as he fish hooks the mouth of Stevens causing Hortega to count to cinco.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Cuatro.
Cinc…..
Mikey lets go only to begin to drive elbows into the neck and shoulder area of Stevens. Mikey grabs Scott by his hair and begins to rain down right hands to the side of the head of the Texan.
Benny Newell: I don’t know how much damage that will actually do since his brain is the size of a peanut.
Mikey quickly tags in Kendrix who delivers a kick to the spine of Stevens that sends a shiver of pain throughout the entire body. Kendrix takes a few steps back and delivers a running snapmare to Stevens before going for a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Tre….
Kickout!
Kendrix pounces on Stevens and delivers his own set of right hands to the Texan.
Joe Hoffman: Kendrix known more for his technical prowess, but can’t get physical when necessary.
Kendrix yanks Stevens up to his feet and whips him to ropes…or so he thinks.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the reversal.
Or so he thinks.
Benny Newell: Don’t you mean Kendrix with the reversal Hoffman?
Kendrix reverses the reverse and as he hits the ropes Hortega slaps his hands together and as the Texan approaches Kendrix drives his knees into Scott’s face.
Joe Hoffman: BELLEND! KENDRIX HIT THE BELLEND!
Benny Newell: THAT’S THE FUCKING BLACKOUT HOFFHOLE! GET THAT SHIT RIGHT!
Kendrix goes for the cover, but Hortega isn’t counting.
Benny Newell: Why isn’t that fucking beaner counting?!?!?!? I bet if La Mistro was coming he’d be counting.
Kendrix looks around and sees Hortega isn’t counting and gets up and into the face of the official.
Joe Hoffman: Kendrix better be careful. He doesn’t want to risk a disqualification.
As Hortega moves to the side, Kendrix focus turns to a boot colliding with his face.
Benny Newell: CHEAP SHOT!
Joe Hoffman: Mamba connects with a spinning tornado kick to the face of Kendrix.
Mamba sees Mikey trying to come into the ring and he kicks the middle rope to crouch the Hollywood star before sending him to the outside with a side kick.
Benny Newell: DQ! He kicked him in the balls!
Joe Hoffman: Technically the ropes did it.
Benny Newell: Don’t give me that shit Hoffman
James Ranger hooks Kendrix and lifts him to deliver a backbreaker.
Joe Hoffman: Double arm backbreaker to Kendrix and now the cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Kickout.
Kendrix gets the shoulder up, but Mamba continues the assault as he stomps away on Kendrix. Mamba stuns the London Bruv with a superkick to the seated Kendrix.
Joe Hoffman: The sickening sound of that kick.
Kendrix’s eyes roll into the back of his head as Mamba picks up Kendrix and lifts him up for a vertical suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba may be looking for that suplex in a piledriver.
That’s exactly what he was going for and Kendrix is able to counter as he was coming down into a roll up.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamba kicks out.
Benny Newell: Bullshit!
Mamba rolls backwards and gets in a crouching position waiting for Kendrix to get to his feet and turn around.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba looking ready to hit a spear.
Once Kendrix turns around Mamba slithers across the ring, but Kendrix sidesteps him like a matador does to a raging bull and Mamba collides with Stevens who had pulled himself onto the apron sending the Texan stumbling back to the outside.
Benny Newell: HAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU! DRINK!
Mamba sees the mistake he made and looks down to see his partner on the floor and Kendrix takes advantage of the miscommunication.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba just got stab in the back!
Kendrix lays out Mamba with the Backstabber and the Bruv tags in Mikey. Mikey hits the ropes as Kendrix lifts Mamba onto his shoulder and deliver a Dominator/Running Cutter combination.
Joe Hoffman: The A-List!
Mikey quickly scrambles into a cover and Kendrix leans over him keeping watch.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Benny Newell: YES! MIKEY MONEY UP IN THIS BITCH! JACK FRAPPS FOR EVERYONE!
Hortega signals for the bell.
Bryan McVay: And your winners by pinfall, they are MIKEY! UNLIKEY! KENDRIX! THE HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVS!
The Bruvs get to their feet and begin jumping up and down celebrating before giving each other a Bruv hug.
Joe Hoffman: Congrats to the Hollywood Bruvs in their victory over Black Mamba and Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: Congrats to them, but they need to watch their backs because the Group of Death lurks in the shadows Hoffman.
The action cuts away as the cameras fade off the victorious tag team.
As we come back from commercial we see the Hall of Fame team ready for the next highly anticipated match up.
Joe Hoffman: Next up is a match up that has been highly talked about.
Benny Newell: More talked about than what just happened earlier?!?!?!?!? Fool’s Gold got bluff called by the Group of Death.
Joe Hoffman: This upcoming matchup features the debuting Hollywood Bruvs as they take on the returning Scott Stevens and Black Mamba.
Benny Newell: Fuck the Bruvs. Fuck Stevenspedia. Skull fuck Mamba in his eye hole. DRINK!
“Go to Hell!”
Screams throughout the arena before the opening riffs of “Fucking in the Bushes” by Oasis begins to play as the lights in the arena turn gold and the High Octane Vision has images of the Hollywood sign, 24 karat gold jewelry, Oreo frappes before a single spotlight shines down injunction with the video screen displaying, HOLLYWOOD. BRUVS.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, representing 24K and weighing in at a combined weight of 448 lbs….they are MIKEY! UNLIKEY! KENDRIX! THE HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVS!
The Bruvs make their way onto the stage with Frappes in hand and stop just before the entrance ramp. The Bruvs look out towards the crowd and Kendrix needs a better look as he lowers his shades down as his takes a sip as Mikey cracks that Hollywood smile.
Joe Hoffman: A rather warm reception for the Bruvs.
Benny Newell: These idiots at least know talent when they see it Joe.
Mikey holds up his fist and motions for his partner to do the same and once they glue their fists together there is a loud explosion and things begin to fall from the rafters of the arena.
Joe Hoffman: Is that money?
Benny Newell: Not just any money Joe…MIKEY MONEY!
The golden tickets continue to litter the arena as the Bruvs walk down the ramp and climb up the ring steps.
Benny Newell: Get me that Mikey Money on the floor there Hoffman. I’m going to use it on the hooker I have lined up tonight.
Joe Hoffman: Benny, you know that’s fake money right?
Benny Newell: How dare you speak that blasphemy.
Joe Hoffman: Any person with half a brain knows that money is green not gold.
Benny Newell: Well the bitch is blind so green, gold, it’s all the same when you just see black.
As the Bruvs continue to sip on their frappes and joke and laugh they await their opposition as “6:24” by Danger begins to play.
Benny Newell: That one-eyed bastard is trying to steal my Mikey Money! You can’t have it!
James Ranger comes out, slowly eyeing the fans to the left and right to him.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, first, hailing from London, England and weighing in at 200 lbs…..he is JAMES RANGER! BLAAAAAAACK! MAAAAAAAMBAAAAAAA!
A slow smile creeps on to his face, as he stops short of the ramp, the lights focus upon just James Ranger, his sunglasses reflecting the light as it transitions from white to an eerie green.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba looks ready.
Benny Newell: He couldn’t look much worse after getting slapped around by Kostoff.
He takes off his sunglasses, smirking as he squats briefly, surveying the arena and the ring before slowly rising to his feet and walking slowly and purposely towards the ring, the smirk now gone.
Benny Newell: Thought he was going to check his fake, pretend watch and yell it’s clobbering time there for a minute.
“Dead Man Walking” by Crucifix ft. The Lacs
The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The cheers that had once filled the arena quickly turn into jeers. The crowd knows who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen is a giant hand that slowly closes into a FIST as letters slowly appear and form a message and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, representing the Great State of Texas, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is….CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER. SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Stevens comes out, and makes his way to the ring as well. The fans in the arena waste no time sharing their feelings in a chorus of boos, and as Stevens makes his way down the ramp the HOV and music turn off.
Joe Hoffman: What the…..
Benny Newell: I know we paid the bill Hoffman and why is Stevens is his corporate clothes?
The Texan looks back towards the ramp and the HOV comes to life with a Stevenspedia graphic that has Stevens stumped before a familiar tune plays as well.
“Have you heard about Stevenspedia?
Having to have his facts check every time.
Have you heard about Stevenspedia?
He’s a loser but we still love him.”
“Lonesome Loser (Stevenspedia) remix” by #97Red Band ft. DJ Bottomline
Benny Newell: This is awesome Hoffman!
Stevens just shakes his head before entering the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Some mind games being played with Stevens.
Once the announcer is out of the ring, Joel Hortega checks both individuals and calls for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go…..
The Bruvs play paper, rock, scissors to see who will start out the match and Mikey defeats Kendrix with rock beating scissors.
Joe Hoffman: Looks like Mikey Unlikey will start it out tonight for the Bruvs.
Stevens seeing who is starting the match motions for Black Mamba to exit the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens starting it out for his team.
Benny Newell: Of course, he wants to win tonight Hoffman, and if Mamba starts off his projected to be flat on his back than the hooker I’m paying with Mikey Money.
Mikey and Stevens come out of their respective corners and slap hands as a sign of respect between one another as they circle each other.
Benny Newell: The fuck is that artsy, fartsy shit Hoffman?
Joe Hoffman: Stevens has history with the Bruvs from UTAH and DEFIANCE.
Benny Newell: FUCK DEFIANCE! DRINK!
Mikey and the Texan lock up, but Stevens with the clear power advantage throws Mikey to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is the strongest man in this match.
Benny Newell: Did you fact check that on Stevenspedia?
Mikey smirks and nods before getting back to his feet and the two go to lock up again but Mikey ducks under and slap’s the Texan in the stomach to double him over and locks in a side headlock.
Joe Hoffman: Mikey is going to have to wear Stevens down and avoid the power game to defeat Stevens.
Stevens begins to punch the side of Mikey causing the Bruv to loosen his grip and Stevens whips him into the ropes and send him down to the canvas with a shoulder block. Stevens goes on the attack as he tries to stomp Mikey, but he rolls to his corner to avoid the multiple stomps.
Benny Newell: Stevens misses the target like usual. Next time wipe the seat or sit to pee when in the restroom.
Stevens stops his attack when he sees Mikey in his corner tagging in Kendrix who blasts through the ropes like a runaway train as he drills Stevens with a jumping knee. Kendrix doubles him over with a boot to the gut and takes him to the canvas with a swinging neckbreaker.
Joe Hoffman: Kendrix has taken it to Stevens and isn’t letting up.
Benny Newell: Good. Send that fuck back to his cubicle to crunch some numbers.
Kendrix hits the ropes and drops an elbow drop. Kendrix jumps up and hits another. Kendrix gets up for a third but before he delivers the elbow he turns to Mamba and throws the “wanker” gesture causing his fellow Brit to go furious as he delivers the blow.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba not taking kindly….
Hortega tries to prevent James Ranger from getting in to the ring, and Mikey Unlikely takes advantage of the situation by coming in and the Bruvs deliver tandem stomps to the Texan.
Benny Newell: Stomp the piss out of him!
Mikey senses the referee and slithers back to the outside as Kendrix goes for a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
No.
Stevens powers out at two and Kendrix drops a knee across the face of the former world champion before tagging in Mikey.
Joe Hoffman: First tag of the match and what will the Bruvs do?
The Bruvs so why they are a cohesive tandem as they pick up Stevens and hold him high into the air before bringing him down with a vertical suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Vertical suplex by the Bruvs and now a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Kickout.
Stevens once again powers out before the count of three and Mikey locks the Texan in a reverse chinlock. Mikey tells Hortega to check him.
Mikey Unlikey: Asko the Tejano if he submito.
Hortega checks Stevens and the Texan responds with a colorful response.
Joe Hoffman: That’s nice.
Mikey puts added pressure as he fish hooks the mouth of Stevens causing Hortega to count to cinco.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Cuatro.
Cinc…..
Mikey lets go only to begin to drive elbows into the neck and shoulder area of Stevens. Mikey grabs Scott by his hair and begins to rain down right hands to the side of the head of the Texan.
Benny Newell: I don’t know how much damage that will actually do since his brain is the size of a peanut.
Mikey quickly tags in Kendrix who delivers a kick to the spine of Stevens that sends a shiver of pain throughout the entire body. Kendrix takes a few steps back and delivers a running snapmare to Stevens before going for a cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Tre….
Kickout!
Kendrix pounces on Stevens and delivers his own set of right hands to the Texan.
Joe Hoffman: Kendrix known more for his technical prowess, but can’t get physical when necessary.
Kendrix yanks Stevens up to his feet and whips him to ropes…or so he thinks.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the reversal.
Or so he thinks.
Benny Newell: Don’t you mean Kendrix with the reversal Hoffman?
Kendrix reverses the reverse and as he hits the ropes Hortega slaps his hands together and as the Texan approaches Kendrix drives his knees into Scott’s face.
Joe Hoffman: BELLEND! KENDRIX HIT THE BELLEND!
Benny Newell: THAT’S THE FUCKING BLACKOUT HOFFHOLE! GET THAT SHIT RIGHT!
Kendrix goes for the cover, but Hortega isn’t counting.
Benny Newell: Why isn’t that fucking beaner counting?!?!?!? I bet if La Mistro was coming he’d be counting.
Kendrix looks around and sees Hortega isn’t counting and gets up and into the face of the official.
Joe Hoffman: Kendrix better be careful. He doesn’t want to risk a disqualification.
As Hortega moves to the side, Kendrix focus turns to a boot colliding with his face.
Benny Newell: CHEAP SHOT!
Joe Hoffman: Mamba connects with a spinning tornado kick to the face of Kendrix.
Mamba sees Mikey trying to come into the ring and he kicks the middle rope to crouch the Hollywood star before sending him to the outside with a side kick.
Benny Newell: DQ! He kicked him in the balls!
Joe Hoffman: Technically the ropes did it.
Benny Newell: Don’t give me that shit Hoffman
James Ranger hooks Kendrix and lifts him to deliver a backbreaker.
Joe Hoffman: Double arm backbreaker to Kendrix and now the cover.
Uno.
Dos.
Kickout.
Kendrix gets the shoulder up, but Mamba continues the assault as he stomps away on Kendrix. Mamba stuns the London Bruv with a superkick to the seated Kendrix.
Joe Hoffman: The sickening sound of that kick.
Kendrix’s eyes roll into the back of his head as Mamba picks up Kendrix and lifts him up for a vertical suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba may be looking for that suplex in a piledriver.
That’s exactly what he was going for and Kendrix is able to counter as he was coming down into a roll up.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mamba kicks out.
Benny Newell: Bullshit!
Mamba rolls backwards and gets in a crouching position waiting for Kendrix to get to his feet and turn around.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba looking ready to hit a spear.
Once Kendrix turns around Mamba slithers across the ring, but Kendrix sidesteps him like a matador does to a raging bull and Mamba collides with Stevens who had pulled himself onto the apron sending the Texan stumbling back to the outside.
Benny Newell: HAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YOU! DRINK!
Mamba sees the mistake he made and looks down to see his partner on the floor and Kendrix takes advantage of the miscommunication.
Joe Hoffman: Mamba just got stab in the back!
Kendrix lays out Mamba with the Backstabber and the Bruv tags in Mikey. Mikey hits the ropes as Kendrix lifts Mamba onto his shoulder and deliver a Dominator/Running Cutter combination.
Joe Hoffman: The A-List!
Mikey quickly scrambles into a cover and Kendrix leans over him keeping watch.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Benny Newell: YES! MIKEY MONEY UP IN THIS BITCH! JACK FRAPPS FOR EVERYONE!
Hortega signals for the bell.
Bryan McVay: And your winners by pinfall, they are MIKEY! UNLIKEY! KENDRIX! THE HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVS!
The Bruvs get to their feet and begin jumping up and down celebrating before giving each other a Bruv hug.
Joe Hoffman: Congrats to the Hollywood Bruvs in their victory over Black Mamba and Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: Congrats to them, but they need to watch their backs because the Group of Death lurks in the shadows Hoffman.
The action cuts away as the cameras fade off the victorious tag team.