Post by Jman2k3 on Feb 14, 2020 6:54:17 GMT
SCOTT STEVENS vs. LUKE DIBBINS
As we come back from the backstage area we are ready to go for our next match up.
DDK:
Up next is an interesting match up as Scott Stevens takes on Luke Dibbins.
Angus:
It’s the battle of the cousin fuckers vs the animal fuckers. It’s a win-win for me because I get to watch two retards beat the crap out of each other.
The Sound of Banjos can be heard in the distance…. Followed by some over powering jeers from the Faithful!
♫ “Half Crazy” by Barr Brothers♫
Darren Quimbey is in the ring, dressed much finer than the Dibbins.
Darren Quimbey:
The following matchup is a tag team match! Coming to the ring first, at a total combined weight of 400 lbs. Hailing from Beaver, West Virginia, This is Duke, and Luke! The Dibbins Brousins!
DDK:
The Dibbins are always introduced as a single unit even though Luke is going one on one with Stevens tonight.
Angus:
No shit Keebs they are introduced as one because each one carries one half of their brain.
The Dibbins make their way into the ring and begin to talk strategy in the corner, as the Faithful turn their attention to the entrance ramp.
Darren Quimbey:
And his opponent…
The lights in the arena go out when a voice shouts over the arena speakers….
“MAKE THE FIST GREAT AGAIN!”
The slow bellow of the guitar hits as the video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The cheers that had once filled the arena quickly turn into jeers. The Faithful know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS as
♫ “Hail to the Chief” by James Sanderson ♫
Plays throughout the arena.
Darren Quimbey:
From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds…SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
Quimbey can barely be heard over the crowd as a spotlight hits the darkened stage to reveal Scott Stevens.
DDK:
Stevens looks to be in a foul mood here tonight.
Angus:
Wouldn’t you be if you heard the Dibbins wanted to take your best sheep to the prom?
Stevens makes his way down the ramp and pays no attention to the Filth cursing him out and throwing trash his way.
DDK:
The Dibbins are laughing at Stevens as the garbage pelts him.
Angus:
The Dibbins are funny looking so they shouldn’t be laughing at anyone.
Stevens climbs the ring steps and makes his way into the ring. Once inside, he stretches out on the ring ropes.
As Luke and Duke argue over which sister they’ll be with tonight Hector Navarro calls for the bell.
DING DING
DDK:
And here we go.
As the bell rings, Scott makes a mad dash towards the distracted Dibbins and drills Luke in the side of the face with his metal knee brace.
Angus:
Holy shit Keebs!
Stevens hawks a loogie at Duke as he places his brousin between his legs as he outstretched his arms with his thumbs up before slowly turning them down.
DDK:
That isn’t going to end well for Luke.
Stevens reaches down and picks up Luke and holds him for a brief moment before spiking him on his head.
DDK:
Moral Compass Spike Piledriver! That’s all she wrote.
Stevens places a boot onto the chest of Luke as Navarro counts to three.
Darren Quimbey:
And your winner by pinfall…..SCOTT! STEEEEEEEEVEEEEENS!
Stevens demands Navarro raise his hand in victory and the last image we see is Scott standing on Luke with his hand raised up high.