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THE LEAGUE: SEASON FOUR WEEK FIVE - 08/01/2011
Season Four, Week Five
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
August 1, 2011
RED DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-3, 17%) vs. Pizza Mask III (2-2, 15%)
The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats, of all things, hits as Pizza Mask comes out on a scooter, with a pizza box strapped to the back, wearing a helmet with his pizza-design mask, his black polo shirt covered by a red t-shirt that simply says "You Can't Avoid the Noidsault!", and khaki pants, hopping off the scooter and unstrapping the pizza box, holding it up to the screen to show that it reads "Pain Pizza! Now With 100% Real Cheese!" before he heads to the ring. As he enters the ring itself, he pulls off the Noidsault T-shirt and tosses it into the crowd, getting ready for the match.
Amelia Williams: This is a Red Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III!
Frankie Garnett: The..."Noidsault?" Can't he be sued for copyright infringement for that?
Tori Montgomery: The Noid went out of fashion in the '90's, Frankie. I think the statute of limitations has expired.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as "End of Days" by Emphatic hits the speakers, and the man in question appears from the back and stops on the stage. As "The Venomous One" stares down his opponent with an icy glare he points to them, then he makes the throat slash gesture to them before he begins walking to the ring, being pelted by trash the whole way.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing 265 pounds... "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens has made no secret of the fact that he intends to end Phoenix's season by any means necessary in two weeks in Stevens' home town of Houston.
Tori Montgomery: I think the Commissioner needs to step in here; there's no room for that in The League. Hell, Phoenix should be the aggrieved party!
Frankie Garnett: You would! You probably stay at the End of Nowhere between seasons, don't you?!
Tori Montgomery: Frankie Garnett, you had best shut up or so help me, I'll shut you up myself.
Bob Sinclair: That's enough, you two!
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Elbow Drop On Knee.
Scott Stevens moved and the Dropkick missed!
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Slap Kick
Pizza Mask III moved and the Dropkick missed!
Pizza Mask III hit the Snap Mare Takedown
Pizza Mask III hit the Seated Kick
Scott Stevens moved and the Seated Back Kick missed!
Pizza Mask III moved and the Punch missed!
Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Back Kick
Pizza Mask III hit the Punch Flurry
Scott Stevens took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Pizza Mask III slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Pizza Mask III hit the Dropkick
Scott Stevens broke the Surfboard.
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine.
Pizza Mask III hit the Enzuigiri Kick
Pizza Mask III hit the Dropkicksault
Pizza Mask III hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Pizza Mask III hit the Handspring Moonsault
Scott Stevens moved and the Rolling Senton missed!
Frankie Garnett: He went to the oven one too many times and got burned for it!
Bob Sinclair: ...you've worked all week on that, haven't you?
Frankie Garnett: And if I have?
Tori Montgomery: ....
Scott Stevens hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Scott Stevens takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.
Scott Stevens hit the German Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Pizza Mask III moved and the Corner Triple Kick missed!
Pizza Mask III hit the Side Spinning Kick
Scott Stevens blocked the DDT.
Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens moved and the Rolling Senton missed!
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
The Back Suplex was countered into a Reverse DDT Neckbreaker.
Scott Stevens moved and the Standing Moonsault missed!
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Scott Stevens raises Pizza Mask III up to be seated on the top turnbuckle.
Scott Stevens throws Pizza Mask III off the top rope.
Pizza Mask III is feeling the effects of Arachnophobia!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
A short struggle ends with the escape!
Tori Montgomery: (quietly) Come on, Pizza Mask...shake it off, you can do this.
Frankie Garnett: Actively cheerleading now, Tori? For shame!
Tori Montgomery: You're one to talk. Tell me, is your nose permanently brown or is that just marker?
Bob Sinclair: I said that's enough, you two!
The impact of that Toxic Sting just shook the ring, Frankie!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and forty seconds...Scott Stevens!
Frankie Garnett: That's what I'm talking about!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens picks up a much-needed win tonight, though you have to wonder just how distracted he is with his impending match with Phoenix looming on the horizon.
Tori Montgomery: I can see it in his walk. The guy's scared stiff. He knows he did wrong, and Phoenix is going to make him pay when all is said and done.
Frankie Garnett: You wish, Tori. Just keep dreaming.
Season Four, Week Five
Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
August 1, 2011
RED DIVISION: Scott Stevens (1-3, 17%) vs. Pizza Mask III (2-2, 15%)
The theme to Samurai Pizza Cats, of all things, hits as Pizza Mask comes out on a scooter, with a pizza box strapped to the back, wearing a helmet with his pizza-design mask, his black polo shirt covered by a red t-shirt that simply says "You Can't Avoid the Noidsault!", and khaki pants, hopping off the scooter and unstrapping the pizza box, holding it up to the screen to show that it reads "Pain Pizza! Now With 100% Real Cheese!" before he heads to the ring. As he enters the ring itself, he pulls off the Noidsault T-shirt and tosses it into the crowd, getting ready for the match.
Amelia Williams: This is a Red Division bout scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Your Friendly Neighborhood Pizzeria, weighing 199 pounds...Pizza Mask III!
Frankie Garnett: The..."Noidsault?" Can't he be sued for copyright infringement for that?
Tori Montgomery: The Noid went out of fashion in the '90's, Frankie. I think the statute of limitations has expired.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing as "End of Days" by Emphatic hits the speakers, and the man in question appears from the back and stops on the stage. As "The Venomous One" stares down his opponent with an icy glare he points to them, then he makes the throat slash gesture to them before he begins walking to the ring, being pelted by trash the whole way.
Amelia Williams: His opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing 265 pounds... "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens has made no secret of the fact that he intends to end Phoenix's season by any means necessary in two weeks in Stevens' home town of Houston.
Tori Montgomery: I think the Commissioner needs to step in here; there's no room for that in The League. Hell, Phoenix should be the aggrieved party!
Frankie Garnett: You would! You probably stay at the End of Nowhere between seasons, don't you?!
Tori Montgomery: Frankie Garnett, you had best shut up or so help me, I'll shut you up myself.
Bob Sinclair: That's enough, you two!
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Elbow Drop On Knee.
Scott Stevens moved and the Dropkick missed!
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm Strike
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Slap Kick
Pizza Mask III moved and the Dropkick missed!
Pizza Mask III hit the Snap Mare Takedown
Pizza Mask III hit the Seated Kick
Scott Stevens moved and the Seated Back Kick missed!
Pizza Mask III moved and the Punch missed!
Pizza Mask III hit the Spinning Back Kick
Pizza Mask III hit the Punch Flurry
Scott Stevens took the blow, but just shrugs it off and goes on the attack.
Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
Scott Stevens hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Pizza Mask III slipped out of the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Pizza Mask III hit the Dropkick
Scott Stevens broke the Surfboard.
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Pizza Mask III slipped out the back of the Single Leg Grapevine.
Pizza Mask III hit the Enzuigiri Kick
Pizza Mask III hit the Dropkicksault
Pizza Mask III hit the Corkscrew Legdrop
Pizza Mask III hit the Handspring Moonsault
Scott Stevens moved and the Rolling Senton missed!
Frankie Garnett: He went to the oven one too many times and got burned for it!
Bob Sinclair: ...you've worked all week on that, haven't you?
Frankie Garnett: And if I have?
Tori Montgomery: ....
Scott Stevens hit the Rear Naked Punch Flurry
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
Scott Stevens takes a moment to rub his sore neck, apparently in pain.
Scott Stevens hit the German Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Pizza Mask III blocked the Toxic Sting.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Scott Stevens hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Pizza Mask III moved and the Corner Triple Kick missed!
Pizza Mask III hit the Side Spinning Kick
Scott Stevens blocked the DDT.
Pizza Mask III hit the Triple Kick Combo
Scott Stevens moved and the Rolling Senton missed!
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III from behind.
The Back Suplex was countered into a Reverse DDT Neckbreaker.
Scott Stevens moved and the Standing Moonsault missed!
Scott Stevens picks up Pizza Mask III.
Scott Stevens whips Pizza Mask III to the corner.
Scott Stevens raises Pizza Mask III up to be seated on the top turnbuckle.
Scott Stevens throws Pizza Mask III off the top rope.
Pizza Mask III is feeling the effects of Arachnophobia!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
A short struggle ends with the escape!
Tori Montgomery: (quietly) Come on, Pizza Mask...shake it off, you can do this.
Frankie Garnett: Actively cheerleading now, Tori? For shame!
Tori Montgomery: You're one to talk. Tell me, is your nose permanently brown or is that just marker?
Bob Sinclair: I said that's enough, you two!
The impact of that Toxic Sting just shook the ring, Frankie!
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
This Could Be It!
The referee's hand starts coming down...
3!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and forty seconds...Scott Stevens!
Frankie Garnett: That's what I'm talking about!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens picks up a much-needed win tonight, though you have to wonder just how distracted he is with his impending match with Phoenix looming on the horizon.
Tori Montgomery: I can see it in his walk. The guy's scared stiff. He knows he did wrong, and Phoenix is going to make him pay when all is said and done.
Frankie Garnett: You wish, Tori. Just keep dreaming.