Post by Jman2k3 on Dec 31, 2018 7:17:59 GMT
OSCAR BURNS © vs. SCOTT STEVENS
DDK:
Well, Angus, it’s been an unbelievable night, but we’ve finally reached the summit of our evening.
Angus says nothing but the rustling of a headset can be heard.
DDK:
It will be Oscar Burns defending the FIST of DEFIANCE versus “The Angry Texan” Scott Stevens in a match that harkens back to last year when the UTA invasion began.
Darren takes a beat and unsure of Angus' intentions, fills the potential dead air.
DDK:
... and well --
Angus cuts in, as if nothing ever happened.
Angus:
I hope Oscar finally has an answer for this twat, Keebs. Remember last year at Maximum DEFIANCE when the nightmare that was the UTA Invasion happened… Stevens beat Burns.
Darren isn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth. He rolls with it.
DDK:
Indeed! Granted, Burns has beaten Stevens in a tag team match one time, but in two other outings including a recent tag team match on DEFtv 104, Stevens has twice pinned Oscar Burns. History isn’t on the champion’s side in this one, but knowing Burns he’ll have to dig down deep to find a way to finally get the proverbial monkey off his back.
Angus:
I dunno… Oscar’s going into this one alone and we saw what those Stevens bastards did to Angel Trinidad. THANKFULLY, Kelly barred those other hicks from ringside for this match, so Burns has him mano-e-mano. Screw The Stevens Dynas-hols or whatever they’re called.
DDK:
Stevens Dynasty.
Angus:
Stevens Shit Sandwich. Whatever. Point is, Burnsie has been issuing open challenges left and right with that title and can’t let himself get burned out like Cayle Murray almost did.
DDK:
Oscar Burns has been a great champion and has fought off some names, but his biggest test by far happens tonight on the biggest stage he’s had since winning the title. Can Oscar Burns finally defeat Scott Stevens one-on-one or does the challenger continue to have his number? We’ll take it to Darren Quimbey for the main event introductions.
The rowdy Faithful start to die down for the intros as the opening bell rings.
Darren Quimbey:
The following match is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit and will be contested for the FIST! OF! DEFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area as the vile war cry of a certain Texan is heard throughout the arena.
“FUCK DEFIANCE!”
The slow bellow of the guitar hits as the video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. and the cheers that filled the arena quickly turn into jeers of pure hatred as they know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters…..SCOTT STEVENS as “Hellraiser” by Motorhead begins to play.
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of a staircase in the arena and a group of security wearing #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirts make their way down the stairs and Scott Stevens appears at the top. The faithful continue their expletives towards the Texan who simply smirks.
As Stevens makes his way down the steps soda and food are thrown his way, but Stevens doesn’t lose his focus as the garbage hits him.
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first… From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the challenger…SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The FUCK DEFIANCE Security push the more rabid fans out of the way to insure the Texans safety as he makes his way through the faithful until he reaches the barricade and stares at the empty ring.
Stevens slowly hops the barricade making his way around the ring to the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes looking out amongst the crowd before letting them know what he thinks of them as he delivers the double state bird of Texas to the masses before dropping to the canvas and awaiting his opponent.
♫ "Edge of Infinity" by Minnesota ♫
The fans cheer in adulation for DEFIANCE’S technically-savvy New Zealander as he walks out… but in far more colorful attire - for this occasion, he’s gone bright orange with his yellow “DEFIANCE: We Like Graps!” t-shirt! Burns turns around, he raises the FIST of DEFIANCE championship overhead to a HUGE pop from the crowd!
Darren Quimbey:
And hisopponent… from Wellington, New Zealand, weighing in at 243 pounds… he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING FIST of DEFIANCE… he is the Technical Spectacle! He is the Guru of the Graps! He is the The Joint Chief of Jointlocks! This is ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!
Angus:
Damn it, Burnsie, one on one… come on, you can take this asshole.
DDK:
That remains to be seen, Angus. Like you pointed out, the first time these two met one-on-one on PPV, Stevens won. Granted, it was a distraction from Carla Ferrari who he put in harm’s way to take advantage…
Angus:
And Burns is a goody-good. Stevens will take advantage in places we know Burns won’t.
Oscar looks at the surroundings and eyes the ring once before he enters. He warms up in the ring and with the DEFIANCE Faithful fully behind him, he raises one finger in the air and leans against the middle rope, soaking in the adulation of the crowd as he lifts the title over his head. He looks right at Stevens, who gets in his face before Benny Doyle breaks the two up. Burns grimaces at his long time rival and plants a kiss on the surface of the title before handing it over to Benny Doyle.
DDK:
The biggest title we’ve got in DEFIANCE. We’re about to start.
Angus:
I want his arm, Burns! Rip it off and give it to me! I need a new ass-scratcher!
DDK:
...Ew.
DING DING DING!
The second that the bell rings, Burns moves in for the kill and wants to grapple with Stevens, but The Angry Texan quickly hides in between the ropes.
Scott Stevens:
Break, asshole, break!
Burns growls at him and Stevens smirks in between the ropes.
DDK:
We know Burns is a great technical competitor in between the ropes - perhaps the best technician that we’ve ever had as FIST of DEFIANCE - but Stevens has been so good at getting under his skin for as long as these two have been fighting.
Angus:
Stop being right, you twat. I hate that.
The Joint Chief of Jointlocks watches as Stevens slinks back in between the ropes to the ring, but when Burns does it again, Scott now decides to take a powder from the ring. Oscar watches him pace around the ring, but stands his ground.
DDK:
Not sure what Stevens is thinking here… he doesn’t have the champion’s advantage and if he gets counted out, he loses.
Scott walks over to ringside and casually grabs a chair before unfolding it and setting it down.
Scott Stevens:
Come on, Burnsie, you wanted me so bad… here I am!
Burns thinks twice before letting Stevens try to get under his skin again, but not before Stevens decides one more ploy…
SPITTING ON HIM!
Angus:
Oh, come on, what a load of bullshit!
DDK:
Blatant disrespect shown by the challenger… and Burns has seen enough!
The crowd goes wild when Burns finally goes after Stevens but just as the champion gets out of the ring, Stevens rolls back inside the ring with a big grin on his face!
DDK:
Stevens once again playing mind games with the champ here!
Burns climbs back towards the ring without thinking, but the second that he does, Stevens catches him with an arm… NO!
DDK:
Oscar just suckered him in!
Stevens’ attempt to swing at Burns at the onset of the match end with Burns LOCKING him in an Armlock while trapped in the ropes!
Angus:
All right, that new ass-scratcher is on its way!
DDK:
Again… ew.
The hold gets locked in and unlike most holds, Burns keeps the hold locked in until the referee makes the count of four. At four and a half, Burns lets go and falls to the floor while Stevens peels back, holding his arm in pain. Now that an opening has presented itself, Burns slides back into the ring and CRACKS Stevens in the mouth with a hard Elbow Smash!
With the crowd firmly in his corner, Burns watches as Stevens goes slumping into the corner now. He grabs his arm and sets it up in a Hammerlock before RAMMING his arm viciously into the corner!
DDK:
It looks like weeks worth of these sneak attacks and mind games have finally caught up with Stevens.
Angus:
Good!
Burns folds his arm again and CRACKS him into the corner a second time! With that, Oscar trips Stevens up on the ground and he’s already got him in one of his many irregular arm locks. With some clever joint manipulation, Stevens is already screaming in pain as his arm is being bent in ways it should not be… and while this goes on, Burns grabs the finger.
DDK:
This is where Burns needs to keep this! If he keeps it on the mat, he’ll have the best chance at retaining!
The Kiwi Grappler continues to crank back on the arm and with it fashioned under his own arm, he CRANKS back on the fingers! Scott howls out in pain, which is music to the ears of the Faithful… and Angus.
Angus:
That’s good shit, Keebs! I’m gonna record this and listen to it in my car on the way to the arena from now on.
The Faithful revel in the pain being caused by Burns as he holds the Top Wristlock. With his arm behind him, Burns turns him over onto his shoulders and goes into a cover.
ONE!
TW- NO!
Stevens kicks out, but Burns grabs the arm and goes right into another lock! The pain continues for the challenger who now rolls over and grabs the ropes before the hold can fully be locked in.
DDK:
Like him or not, that’s smart wrestling on the part of Stevens.
Angus:
I don’t. And it’s not. He’s a chickenshit.
Now heading to higher ground, Scott Stevens tries to shake the pain out of his arm and limps around, but not before Oscar Burns sees a free shot and cracks him in the back of the head with a huge Baseball Slide Dropkick, knocking him back into the barricade!
Burns slides out to follow Stevens as he remains slumped over the barricade. He grabs the arm in an Arm Wringer, CRACKS him under the jaw with a pair of hard European Uppercuts and then slams his arm into the top of the barricade!
“BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!”
Oscar acknowledges the Faithful and continues to grab the arm of Stevens. He rolls up to the ring and then right back out to reset the official’s count.
DDK:
I don’t honestly think we’ve ever seen this side of Burns too often. We know from his battles with Crimson Lord over the WrestleUTA World Title that we know he can get vicious when he needs to, but he’s really just taking Stevens to school.
Angus:
As well he should! He’s done nothing but poke the bear. And if Oscar can keep being this vicious, he’s gonna have a long reign as the FIST!
With Stevens still left reeling, Burns grabs the arm and then leads The Angry Texan over to the steps…
*CLANG!*
He SLAMS the bad left arm of Stevens on top of the steps! He then throws Scott Stevens back into the ring while grabbing the arm yet again. This time, Burns applies a vicious-looking Keylock, WRAPPING it around the ring post! The challenger cries out in pain but if he’s looking for sympathy, then he won’t find it here tonight at all against the likes of The Faithful or the DEFIANCE wrestlers.
Angus:
Shit, this is vicious. I gotta record some more Stevens pains of anguish.
DDK:
Now Burns back into the ring and now he’s got that arm trapped.
Burns looks out to the crowd and Stevens tries to free himself from the FIST of DEFIANCE standing on his foot. Burns then grins…
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
Angus:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
After the succession of painful stomps, Burns then grabs the pained Stevens by now what has to be a not-very-good arm and then goes to work by trying a Hammerlock into what looks like a suplex… but no!
Stevens gets his good elbow to the back of Burnsie’s head to keep the Kiwi Crippler from doing any more damage to the joint. The veteran brawler from Texas finally has an opening, so Stevens takes it to straight COLD-COCK the FIST of DEFIANCE in the head with a vicious right hand! He then follows up with a Headbutt of all things!
DDK:
Ouch! Stevens just might have bought himself some time with those shots!
Angus:
But can he use that arm well? Burns has been marking his territory all over it since the match started!
And it’s very true as Stevens can’t mount a follow-up right away while Burns takes a second on his knees to try and shake off the succession of vicious blows by the Angry Texan.
Scott Stevens:
Damn it!
He shakes the arm some more and tries to get some feeling going into it before he sees Burns start to get up. Using his slight height and strength advantage, he runs into Burns and throws him to and rams him into the corner using his good shoulder. The Joint Chief of Jointlocks lets out an “oomph” sound as Stevens runs cross-corner, only to come back with a HARD Corner Clothesline against his chest!
Stevens takes a second to recover his arm again and frantically tries to shake some feeling back into it while Burnsie remains slumped in the corner. He turns his fist back and CRACKS a good one to Oscar with a Knife-Edge Chop across the throat! Benny Doyle reprimands him for the questionable shot, but Scott shoots him an angry look and does it a second time, chopping Burns in the throat!
Angus:
Ugh, I wish I could like this guy. I’m all bout it-bout it when it comes to the brawlers but this guy is such a shit. Him and his whole clan.
Burnsie continues to eat more chops and punches from The Scorpion before he rears back on Burns. The FIST of DEFIANCE goes out of the corner, only to get kicked in the gut and taken down…
DDK:
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
Angus:
Damn Superkick out of nowhere!
The blow catches Burns point-blank in the corner and now he goes slumping down! Steven kicks him over and goes for the cover and perhaps the FIST as well!
ONE!
TWO!
TH…
DDK:
NO! The first big kickout from Burns!
Angus:
Don’t give up, Burnsie!
Now the crowd jeers as Stevens grabs his #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirt from ringside and looks like he’s gonna choke him with it. The official steps it and Benny Doyle takes it away, throwing it out of the way. What he doesn’t see is Stevens unwrap his wrist tape and STRANGLES Burns with it, much to the chagrin of the crowd.
Angus:
Dumbass! Disqualify him! Come on!
DDK:
We’ve seen there’s no secret to how many wins he’s been able to get by being a dirty cheat! Twice, he almost defeated Cayle Murray when he was champ.
Stevens then lets go of the hold and undoes the rest of his wrist tape, throwing it away before Benny is any the wiser. Now that Burns is in his sights, Stevens tries to hoist him up…
CRACK!
After a while of punishing Burns, he tries to pull the Kiwi Crippler back to his feet, only to get an defiant (see what I did there?) Elbow Smash to the gut. Stevens retaliates by firing back with another solid Knife-Edge Chop to the neck again!
DDK:
We often wondered what Stevens’ approach would be to this and I think we just got our answer.
The Bad Ass from Texas watches Burns reel back in the corner now, coughing and trying to fight off the challenger, but the FIST of DEFIANCE hopeful throws a few right hands to trap Burns on the ground. He then pulls him out and nearly cleans his clock with a HUGE Discus Clothesline, to the neck and throat he’s been working on! Burns spins ass over teakettle and Stevens quickly turns him over for a cover.
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Angus:
Don’t you DARE let this choad have our belt, Burns!
DDK:
Burns with another kickout! But now Stevens stays on the attack!
The FIST of DEFIANCE gets behind Burns and hooks the neck before DRIVING Burns down again, this time with the Scorpion Death Drop Reverse DDT! He floats right into a cover.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… NO!
DDK:
Another kickout! But now Stevens trying to get more feeling back in that arm Burns worked over earlier.
Yet again, he shakes the hand and gets ready to fight. Stevens leans over Burns and goes to the ground and pound game…
NO!
DDK:
Burns now trying for the Graps of Wrath II! He found an opening right there!
The crowd starts going nuts as Burns tries to lock in the hold fully, but Stevens does have it scouted. The arm clearly bothers him still, but he has the arms interlocked and then tries to roll up Burns.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… NO!
Burns lets go of the hold and tries to scramble to his feet, only for Stevens to catch him…
DDK:
NO! He tried that Crossface as a counter, but the left arm clearly in too much pain!
Stevens doesn’t have a choice and flails about with the bad arm. When he tries to catch Burns unaware with with a charging Lariat using his good hand, Burns rolls him up and goes into an Inside Cradle!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Stevens kicks out, but Burns keeps the pressure on by hooking the side of his leg and going into a KIDO Clutch!
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
DDK:
Burns is turning in yet another amazing singles performance tonight! He’s trying to keep that title and put Scott Stevens in his rear view, but neither of these men are giving up!
Burns goes back up to his feet and scrambles, only to get caught with a HARD Double S Spinebuster from Stevens! The ring nearly shakes and Scott takes a second with his hand before quickly going into a cover with the FIST on the line!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Angus:
Not so fast, asshole!
DDK:
Scott thought that he had the match won right there with the Spinebuster, but Burns STILL not willing to give up a third consecutive loss to Stevens in their matches together.
Scott continues to be enraged with the tenacity of the Kiwi Crippler as he continues to fight. As Burns groggily tries to get back to his feet, The Angry Texan growls.
Scott Stevens:
I’m taking that title! I’m not getting screwed again!
He SLAPS Burns across the face and sends him reeling into the ropes. The crowd groans and then JEERS the ever-loving hell out of the challenger as he now gears up for another move off the ropes. He might be thinking Texan Lariat - you know, a wrestling Texan’s best friend - but as he comes back, Burns leaps and takes him up and over with a Hurricanrana of all things!
Angus:
That was… well, random!
DDK:
Indeed it was, but that’s Burns. You think you have him scouted, then he busts out something like that!
The challenger goes down in a daze while the stunned, but still willing to fight Oscar Burns slaps the mat and himself to get himself motivated in the biggest test of his title reign yet. Looking to make a fourth successful defense since winning the title, he notices Scott now dazed in the corner. He rushes forward and nails a Running European Uppercut across the jaw!
DDK:
Burns comes at him with the big Running European Uppercut! Now trying for the Double Underhook Suplex, but Stevens fights it!
Oscar tries and he can’t get Stevens up as he goes limp by falling to a knee to prevent the hold… however, that leaves him wide open for Burns to CRACK him with a standing High Knee to the gut and then he goes for a modified Cobra Twist by hooking the bad arm and TWISTING it back behind him!
DDK:
Oscar honing in that arm again! Jeez, I don’t even think I know what to call that! A modified Cobra Twist, I guess.
Angus:
He can call that shit Double Trouble Dog Shit on a Stick for all I care. Long as this Stevens asshole doesn’t have a good arm to use, then we’re good!
The hold continues to put the pressure on Stevens and Doyle gets in, asking him if he wants to quit.
Scott Stevens:
AHHHH! NO!
He fights through the pain and does nothing else but hobble toward the ropes until he makes it and Burns has to let go! The crowd jeers the development as Scott went to check on him, only for him to come back and CRACK him in the mouth with his free hand!
DDK:
You can feel just how much they HATE each other, Angus! Now they’re squaring up.
Angus:
Left hook! Right hook! North Hook! South Hook! Slug that shit out!
Stevens has caught Burns with a hard shot, but Burns fires back!
Elbow Smash from Burns!
Right hand from Stevens!
Elbow Smash from Burns!
Right hand from Stevens!
European Uppercut from Burns!
EYE RAKE FROM STEVENS!
DDK:
That’s one way to win one of these exchanges.. Not the most legal.
Angus:
Like this feckless asshole knows anything about legal, Keebs. Pretty sure he was snorting coke, but I can’t believe we can’t prove it because we didn’t actually see it. Got some lawyers with that DEFIANCE money, I bet.
Stevens then fires not one, but a trifecta of extra-explosive right hands that double Burns over against the ropes now. While Burns is decent with the Elbow Smashes and Uppercuts, Stevens’ brawling ways appear to be too much for him to overcome for the moment. He hoists Burns up across the shoulders…
Angus:
Houston, We Have A Problem… and that shit isn’t just irony, that’s the name of that move!
Stevens goes for the cover on Burns now, hooking a leg with his good arm.
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
DDK:
Oscar won’t give him that title lying down! Burns came to win and finally get the monkey off his back when it comes to Scott Stevens!
Stevens goes nuts and gets in Benny Doyle's face, yelling “THREE!” over and over again. Doyle yells “TWO!” right back and holds up two fingers to really illustrate his point. Realizing arguing with the ref is a fool's errand at this point, he measures up Burns as he starts to stand. The crowd knows what’s coming next from The Scorpion - a move that Burns has been felled by before.
DDK:
He's beaten Burns twice with this… TOXIC… NO, HE COUNTERED!
Burns SUDDENLY breaks his grip and snaps him over with German Suplex! Doyle starts to try and go for the count, but Burns opts to pull him upwards. Before Stevens knows it, he gets dropped with a Bridging Dragon Suplex!
Angus:
YUSSSSSS!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE… KICKOUT!
Angus:
NAAWWWWWWWW!
The crowd had just gone apeshit, but suddenly one could feel the energy being deflated like a balloon once Stevens’ shoulder bounced off the mat.
DDK:
I don’t know HOW he kicked out of that! We saw Burns used a similar combination of suplexes to finally get the title away from Cayle Murray! Stevens wants this just as bad as Burns wants to keep the title!
Stevens slumps over after Burns releases the full nelson and now the champ sits up, wondering what he has to do in order to finally put his challenger down for good. It doesn’t take him long to figure out what that move is going to be as he hoists Stevens by his neck, looking to wrap a leg around the neck…
Angus:
He’s gonna stretch out this prick, Keebs. Octopus incoming!
DDK:
He’s going for it! The Graps of Wrath I!
He tries to set up Stevens for the hold, however, the challenger has the move scouted from their previous confrontations and tries to fight his way out, grabbing the leg and shoving Burns away. The champion then comes around again when Stevens strikes…
DDK:
TOXIC STING! HE LANDED THE TOXIC STING!
Angus:
No, damn it, no! This former UTA trash can’t be our new FIST of DEFIANCE! Not when Squid Boy and Kiwi tried to fight them all off to keep our titles!
The crowd jeers like all hell when Stevens cackles! He rolls Burns over after hitting the Jumping Cutter and with his good arm, hooks the leg and counts with the referee.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
…
DDK:
NO! BURNS JUST BARELY GRABS THE ROPES!
“RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”
The Faithful go nuts that Burns just barely manages to wrap an index finger across the nearby rope! Stevens sits up and cheers when he hears the three-count come down, but doesn’t see Benny Doyle waving it off!
Angus:
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, you asshole!
Stevens is in SHOCK as he stands up. He sees Burns’ finger wrap around the ropes, so he pulls him away and goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
He pulls him away and goes for yet another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THRE… KICKOUT!
DDK:
Burns is bound and determined to win this and he finally finds an answer to the Toxic Sting!
Scott Stevens:
NO! FUCK THIS!
The Angry Texan certainly lives up to his name as he rolls out to the floor. He shoves the timekeeper over and starts angrily lobbing objects into the ring, clearly blinded by rage in the fact he hasn’t been able to win the FIST!
Two steel chairs!
A ringside flat screen monitor!
The FIST of DEFIANCE Title itself!
And now the ring bell.
Burns is dodging each blow, but Benny Doyle threatens a disqualification as Stevens continues raging out some.
DDK:
What’s Stevens doing?! He’s lucky he hasn’t been disqualified already.
Angus:
Maybe he’ll ragequit and go away!
The crowd is all over Stevens as the leader of the Stevens Dynasty heads back into the ring. The referee works to remove all of the clutter moved around the ring and then boots Burns in the gut. He goes for the Toxic Sting aga…
DDK:
BURNS GOT HIM! BURNS GRABBED THE ARM AND NOW HE’S GOING FOR THE GRAPS OF WRATH II! IT’S ALL OVER IF THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER GETS LOCKED IN!
Burns tries to get him with it…
WHAM!
The crowd GASPS!
DDK:
What’d… what’d he just do?!
Angus:
DAMN IT, HE HAD A WEAPON, DOYLE! PAY ATTENTION!
Doyle kicked the various objects out of the ring and didn’t notice that Stevens pocketed the ring bell hammer, JABBING Burns in the throat with it!
DDK:
NO, THAT SOB USED THAT WEAPON! DOYLE DIDN’T SEE IT!
Burns gasps for air and clutches the throat - the very same that Stevens has been working over all match… and watch and JEER some more as he tucks in Burns’ head and slowly pulls him up. The hammer is long gone as Stevens hoists him up…
Angus:
NONONONONONONO…
DDK:
The Moral Compass!
Burns gets his head SICKENLY driven into the mat and he bounces up before falling off to the side of The Scorpion. Scott sits up and doesn’t waste any time going for the cover. The crowd now goes into complete shock as the official makes the count.
ONE…
Burns doesn’t move.
TWO…
They hope for the shoulder to come up.
Something.
Anything.
THREE.
...It never comes.
The crowd almost goes dead silent as Scott Stevens now pushes himself up to his knees. The slyest of evil grins on his face over his deception.
Angus:
COME ON, INSTANT REPLAY RULE! COME ON, WILDLY INCONSISTENT REPLAY RULE! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED!
DDK:
Doyle never saw it, Angus. We have a new FIST of DEFIANCE champion and I don’t believe this…
Darren Quimbey:
Here is your winner of the match… and NEEEEEEEEEWWWW FIST of DEFIANCE… SCOTT! STTTTTTEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEENNNNNNNSSSS!
The new champion doesn’t wait for Benny Doyle to hand him the title and SNATCHES his new ill-gotten gain out of his hands, now walking over to the second turnbuckle and raising it high in the air!
Scott Stevens:
I did it! I did it! I told all of you worthless sons of bitches I was going to win and nobody believed me! I’m taking this shit to Disneyland!
He slaps the plate of the title and the crowd is in nothing less than complete disbelief over what they were seeing. Burns haplessly rolls out of the ring and clutches his throat in pain after being struck with the ring bell hammer that Stevens pocketed in the melee he caused.
Angus:
I’m all about somebody who can find an opportunity to win… ugh, but not this piece of Texas trash.
DDK:
We just witnessed Scott Stevens pull off the heist of the century. Burns was well on his way to victory and had the challenger dead to rights, but he hid that ring bell hammer and struck the same throat that he’s been beating on all match.
BURNT OUT
Stevens takes a long look at his newly won championship and then he looks down at the floor as the former champion is still holding his throat and Stevens quickly dismounts the turnbuckle and reaches through the ropes and pulls Burns back into the ring by his hair.
DDK:
What the hell is he doing?
Stevens drives his metal knee brace into the throat of Burns causing the former FIST to roll around the ring gasping for air.
Angus:
DAMN IT, SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP HIM!
Referee, Benny Doyle, tries to stop Stevens but the Texan decks the official and slides out of the ring looking for something.
DDK:
Stevens just decked an official and he’s looking to cause more damage!
Angus:
SOMEONE GET OUT HERE NOW! SECURITY! WRESTLERS! SOMEONE!!!
Stevens finds what he is looking for as a sick grin forms over his lips as he picks up the ring bell.
Angus:
Bastard is going to inflict more damage with that ring bell
DDK:
Seems like it’s poetic almost as Stevens used the bell hammer to win the title and he’s going to use the bell to finish the job.
Angus:
I’m this close to slapping you!
Stevens mounts the top turnbuckle and dives off driving the bell into the throat of the former champion.
DDK:
Stevens is trying to end this young man’s career!
Angus:
WHERE THE HELL IS THE POLICE?!?!? THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER!
Stevens drags Oscar back towards the corner and drops a stiff knee to stop his fidgeting before climbing up the turnbuckle and driving the bell into his throat once more and Burns flails around once again this time coughing up blood.
DDK:
Burns could have a crushed esophagus!
Stevens smiles as he reaches down and puts his hand into the coughed up blood and smears it across his face and chest like warpaint.
Angus:
This guy is sick!
Stevens turns towards the corner and proceeds to climb up but before he can jump, officials and security make their way into the ring and protect Oscar from more harm as EMTs follow closely behind.
DDK:
Finally someone gets out here to help Burns.
Angus:
ABOUT FUCKING TIME! WERE THEY ON A COFFEE BREAK?!?!?
Stevens throws his hands up and hops off turnbuckle and watches as medical personnel check on the former champion.
DDK:
Oscar, doesn’t look to be in good shape partner.
Angus:
No shit! He’s coughing up blood and their putting him on a stretcher Keebs!
Meanwhile, seemingly unsatisfied with his victory, Stevens heads over to the corner where he reaches through the ropes and beckons for a microphone.
Scott Stevens:
Get this piece of trash out of my ring.
Stevens watches as the medical team strap down Oscar Burns to the stretcher but they don’t do it fast enough to the champ’s liking.
Scott Stevens:
I SAID……...
Stevens drops the microphone, goes over to Oscar Burns and pushes away the medical personnel and the referees trying to stop him. Stevens picks up the stretcher and places it right side up against the ropes threatening to flip the stretcher over. Agents, officials, and BRAZEN wrestlers such as Felton Bigsby, Fishman Deluxe, Rich Mahogany, Don Hollywood, Butcher Victorious, and others, come from the back and get into the ring to prevent Stevens from doing anymore harm and the Texan sees that he’s outnumbered and backs up and acts like he is going to leave but flips over the stretcher causing Oscar to topple to the floor as the medical team rush out to check on him.
DDK:
Who in the hell does guy think he is!?
Angus:
Fire his ass!
Stevens just laughs at the sight while agents are yelling at him and wrestlers are threatening him as the champion slides out of the ring and picks up the microphone.
Scott Stevens:
I told ya’ll to get that piece of trash out of my ring.
Stevens says as he looks at Oscar Burns’ fallen and prone body on the video screen.
Scott Stevens:
Shut the hell up!
Stevens says to an agent that’s threatening suspension.
Scott Stevens:
You ain’t going to do shit!
Stevens yells at the wrestlers threatening physical harm.
Scott Stevens:
What did you expect to happen?
Stevens says towards the agents.
Scott Stevens:
This is why you paid me all that money because you wanted a champion that is marketable and will take this company to new heights and to do that you have to take out the trash.
Stevens says as he points towards the screen showing a close up of Burns.
Scott Stevens:
I told every single one of you that I was going to defeat this chump and become YOUR World Champion, and this is the thanks I get?
The Faithful let Stevens hear it.
Scott Stevens:
You filth have been used to mediocrity at the top for a long time and that’s about to change because I, Scott Stevens, am going to show you and this company what a real world champion looks like.
Stevens says as he drops the microphone and hops the barricade and slithers off into the crowd as the EMTs and officials check on Oscar.
Darren gives a parting thought as the screen slowly begins to darken and draw the live broadcast of Ascension to a final close.
DDK:
Ladies and Gentlemen ... this is far from the parting images we wished to leave you with this evening. After watching two proud DEFIANCE champions decimated here tonight ... I have to repeat myself - this feels like the Invasion all over again ...
THIS
IS
DEFIANCE.
DDK:
Well, Angus, it’s been an unbelievable night, but we’ve finally reached the summit of our evening.
Angus says nothing but the rustling of a headset can be heard.
DDK:
It will be Oscar Burns defending the FIST of DEFIANCE versus “The Angry Texan” Scott Stevens in a match that harkens back to last year when the UTA invasion began.
Darren takes a beat and unsure of Angus' intentions, fills the potential dead air.
DDK:
... and well --
Angus cuts in, as if nothing ever happened.
Angus:
I hope Oscar finally has an answer for this twat, Keebs. Remember last year at Maximum DEFIANCE when the nightmare that was the UTA Invasion happened… Stevens beat Burns.
Darren isn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth. He rolls with it.
DDK:
Indeed! Granted, Burns has beaten Stevens in a tag team match one time, but in two other outings including a recent tag team match on DEFtv 104, Stevens has twice pinned Oscar Burns. History isn’t on the champion’s side in this one, but knowing Burns he’ll have to dig down deep to find a way to finally get the proverbial monkey off his back.
Angus:
I dunno… Oscar’s going into this one alone and we saw what those Stevens bastards did to Angel Trinidad. THANKFULLY, Kelly barred those other hicks from ringside for this match, so Burns has him mano-e-mano. Screw The Stevens Dynas-hols or whatever they’re called.
DDK:
Stevens Dynasty.
Angus:
Stevens Shit Sandwich. Whatever. Point is, Burnsie has been issuing open challenges left and right with that title and can’t let himself get burned out like Cayle Murray almost did.
DDK:
Oscar Burns has been a great champion and has fought off some names, but his biggest test by far happens tonight on the biggest stage he’s had since winning the title. Can Oscar Burns finally defeat Scott Stevens one-on-one or does the challenger continue to have his number? We’ll take it to Darren Quimbey for the main event introductions.
The rowdy Faithful start to die down for the intros as the opening bell rings.
Darren Quimbey:
The following match is scheduled for one fall with a thirty minute time limit and will be contested for the FIST! OF! DEFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCEEEEEEEEE!!!!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area as the vile war cry of a certain Texan is heard throughout the arena.
“FUCK DEFIANCE!”
The slow bellow of the guitar hits as the video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. and the cheers that filled the arena quickly turn into jeers of pure hatred as they know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters…..SCOTT STEVENS as “Hellraiser” by Motorhead begins to play.
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of a staircase in the arena and a group of security wearing #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirts make their way down the stairs and Scott Stevens appears at the top. The faithful continue their expletives towards the Texan who simply smirks.
As Stevens makes his way down the steps soda and food are thrown his way, but Stevens doesn’t lose his focus as the garbage hits him.
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first… From The Great State of Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, he is the challenger…SCOTT! STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS!
The FUCK DEFIANCE Security push the more rabid fans out of the way to insure the Texans safety as he makes his way through the faithful until he reaches the barricade and stares at the empty ring.
Stevens slowly hops the barricade making his way around the ring to the nearest set of ring steps and proceeds to enter the ring. Once inside, Stevens goes to the nearest corner and ascends the ropes looking out amongst the crowd before letting them know what he thinks of them as he delivers the double state bird of Texas to the masses before dropping to the canvas and awaiting his opponent.
♫ "Edge of Infinity" by Minnesota ♫
The fans cheer in adulation for DEFIANCE’S technically-savvy New Zealander as he walks out… but in far more colorful attire - for this occasion, he’s gone bright orange with his yellow “DEFIANCE: We Like Graps!” t-shirt! Burns turns around, he raises the FIST of DEFIANCE championship overhead to a HUGE pop from the crowd!
Darren Quimbey:
And hisopponent… from Wellington, New Zealand, weighing in at 243 pounds… he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING FIST of DEFIANCE… he is the Technical Spectacle! He is the Guru of the Graps! He is the The Joint Chief of Jointlocks! This is ”TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS!
Angus:
Damn it, Burnsie, one on one… come on, you can take this asshole.
DDK:
That remains to be seen, Angus. Like you pointed out, the first time these two met one-on-one on PPV, Stevens won. Granted, it was a distraction from Carla Ferrari who he put in harm’s way to take advantage…
Angus:
And Burns is a goody-good. Stevens will take advantage in places we know Burns won’t.
Oscar looks at the surroundings and eyes the ring once before he enters. He warms up in the ring and with the DEFIANCE Faithful fully behind him, he raises one finger in the air and leans against the middle rope, soaking in the adulation of the crowd as he lifts the title over his head. He looks right at Stevens, who gets in his face before Benny Doyle breaks the two up. Burns grimaces at his long time rival and plants a kiss on the surface of the title before handing it over to Benny Doyle.
DDK:
The biggest title we’ve got in DEFIANCE. We’re about to start.
Angus:
I want his arm, Burns! Rip it off and give it to me! I need a new ass-scratcher!
DDK:
...Ew.
DING DING DING!
The second that the bell rings, Burns moves in for the kill and wants to grapple with Stevens, but The Angry Texan quickly hides in between the ropes.
Scott Stevens:
Break, asshole, break!
Burns growls at him and Stevens smirks in between the ropes.
DDK:
We know Burns is a great technical competitor in between the ropes - perhaps the best technician that we’ve ever had as FIST of DEFIANCE - but Stevens has been so good at getting under his skin for as long as these two have been fighting.
Angus:
Stop being right, you twat. I hate that.
The Joint Chief of Jointlocks watches as Stevens slinks back in between the ropes to the ring, but when Burns does it again, Scott now decides to take a powder from the ring. Oscar watches him pace around the ring, but stands his ground.
DDK:
Not sure what Stevens is thinking here… he doesn’t have the champion’s advantage and if he gets counted out, he loses.
Scott walks over to ringside and casually grabs a chair before unfolding it and setting it down.
Scott Stevens:
Come on, Burnsie, you wanted me so bad… here I am!
Burns thinks twice before letting Stevens try to get under his skin again, but not before Stevens decides one more ploy…
SPITTING ON HIM!
Angus:
Oh, come on, what a load of bullshit!
DDK:
Blatant disrespect shown by the challenger… and Burns has seen enough!
The crowd goes wild when Burns finally goes after Stevens but just as the champion gets out of the ring, Stevens rolls back inside the ring with a big grin on his face!
DDK:
Stevens once again playing mind games with the champ here!
Burns climbs back towards the ring without thinking, but the second that he does, Stevens catches him with an arm… NO!
DDK:
Oscar just suckered him in!
Stevens’ attempt to swing at Burns at the onset of the match end with Burns LOCKING him in an Armlock while trapped in the ropes!
Angus:
All right, that new ass-scratcher is on its way!
DDK:
Again… ew.
The hold gets locked in and unlike most holds, Burns keeps the hold locked in until the referee makes the count of four. At four and a half, Burns lets go and falls to the floor while Stevens peels back, holding his arm in pain. Now that an opening has presented itself, Burns slides back into the ring and CRACKS Stevens in the mouth with a hard Elbow Smash!
With the crowd firmly in his corner, Burns watches as Stevens goes slumping into the corner now. He grabs his arm and sets it up in a Hammerlock before RAMMING his arm viciously into the corner!
DDK:
It looks like weeks worth of these sneak attacks and mind games have finally caught up with Stevens.
Angus:
Good!
Burns folds his arm again and CRACKS him into the corner a second time! With that, Oscar trips Stevens up on the ground and he’s already got him in one of his many irregular arm locks. With some clever joint manipulation, Stevens is already screaming in pain as his arm is being bent in ways it should not be… and while this goes on, Burns grabs the finger.
DDK:
This is where Burns needs to keep this! If he keeps it on the mat, he’ll have the best chance at retaining!
The Kiwi Grappler continues to crank back on the arm and with it fashioned under his own arm, he CRANKS back on the fingers! Scott howls out in pain, which is music to the ears of the Faithful… and Angus.
Angus:
That’s good shit, Keebs! I’m gonna record this and listen to it in my car on the way to the arena from now on.
The Faithful revel in the pain being caused by Burns as he holds the Top Wristlock. With his arm behind him, Burns turns him over onto his shoulders and goes into a cover.
ONE!
TW- NO!
Stevens kicks out, but Burns grabs the arm and goes right into another lock! The pain continues for the challenger who now rolls over and grabs the ropes before the hold can fully be locked in.
DDK:
Like him or not, that’s smart wrestling on the part of Stevens.
Angus:
I don’t. And it’s not. He’s a chickenshit.
Now heading to higher ground, Scott Stevens tries to shake the pain out of his arm and limps around, but not before Oscar Burns sees a free shot and cracks him in the back of the head with a huge Baseball Slide Dropkick, knocking him back into the barricade!
Burns slides out to follow Stevens as he remains slumped over the barricade. He grabs the arm in an Arm Wringer, CRACKS him under the jaw with a pair of hard European Uppercuts and then slams his arm into the top of the barricade!
“BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!
BURNSIE!”
Oscar acknowledges the Faithful and continues to grab the arm of Stevens. He rolls up to the ring and then right back out to reset the official’s count.
DDK:
I don’t honestly think we’ve ever seen this side of Burns too often. We know from his battles with Crimson Lord over the WrestleUTA World Title that we know he can get vicious when he needs to, but he’s really just taking Stevens to school.
Angus:
As well he should! He’s done nothing but poke the bear. And if Oscar can keep being this vicious, he’s gonna have a long reign as the FIST!
With Stevens still left reeling, Burns grabs the arm and then leads The Angry Texan over to the steps…
*CLANG!*
He SLAMS the bad left arm of Stevens on top of the steps! He then throws Scott Stevens back into the ring while grabbing the arm yet again. This time, Burns applies a vicious-looking Keylock, WRAPPING it around the ring post! The challenger cries out in pain but if he’s looking for sympathy, then he won’t find it here tonight at all against the likes of The Faithful or the DEFIANCE wrestlers.
Angus:
Shit, this is vicious. I gotta record some more Stevens pains of anguish.
DDK:
Now Burns back into the ring and now he’s got that arm trapped.
Burns looks out to the crowd and Stevens tries to free himself from the FIST of DEFIANCE standing on his foot. Burns then grins…
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
STOMP.
Angus:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
After the succession of painful stomps, Burns then grabs the pained Stevens by now what has to be a not-very-good arm and then goes to work by trying a Hammerlock into what looks like a suplex… but no!
Stevens gets his good elbow to the back of Burnsie’s head to keep the Kiwi Crippler from doing any more damage to the joint. The veteran brawler from Texas finally has an opening, so Stevens takes it to straight COLD-COCK the FIST of DEFIANCE in the head with a vicious right hand! He then follows up with a Headbutt of all things!
DDK:
Ouch! Stevens just might have bought himself some time with those shots!
Angus:
But can he use that arm well? Burns has been marking his territory all over it since the match started!
And it’s very true as Stevens can’t mount a follow-up right away while Burns takes a second on his knees to try and shake off the succession of vicious blows by the Angry Texan.
Scott Stevens:
Damn it!
He shakes the arm some more and tries to get some feeling going into it before he sees Burns start to get up. Using his slight height and strength advantage, he runs into Burns and throws him to and rams him into the corner using his good shoulder. The Joint Chief of Jointlocks lets out an “oomph” sound as Stevens runs cross-corner, only to come back with a HARD Corner Clothesline against his chest!
Stevens takes a second to recover his arm again and frantically tries to shake some feeling back into it while Burnsie remains slumped in the corner. He turns his fist back and CRACKS a good one to Oscar with a Knife-Edge Chop across the throat! Benny Doyle reprimands him for the questionable shot, but Scott shoots him an angry look and does it a second time, chopping Burns in the throat!
Angus:
Ugh, I wish I could like this guy. I’m all bout it-bout it when it comes to the brawlers but this guy is such a shit. Him and his whole clan.
Burnsie continues to eat more chops and punches from The Scorpion before he rears back on Burns. The FIST of DEFIANCE goes out of the corner, only to get kicked in the gut and taken down…
DDK:
REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
Angus:
Damn Superkick out of nowhere!
The blow catches Burns point-blank in the corner and now he goes slumping down! Steven kicks him over and goes for the cover and perhaps the FIST as well!
ONE!
TWO!
TH…
DDK:
NO! The first big kickout from Burns!
Angus:
Don’t give up, Burnsie!
Now the crowd jeers as Stevens grabs his #FUCKDEFIANCE t-shirt from ringside and looks like he’s gonna choke him with it. The official steps it and Benny Doyle takes it away, throwing it out of the way. What he doesn’t see is Stevens unwrap his wrist tape and STRANGLES Burns with it, much to the chagrin of the crowd.
Angus:
Dumbass! Disqualify him! Come on!
DDK:
We’ve seen there’s no secret to how many wins he’s been able to get by being a dirty cheat! Twice, he almost defeated Cayle Murray when he was champ.
Stevens then lets go of the hold and undoes the rest of his wrist tape, throwing it away before Benny is any the wiser. Now that Burns is in his sights, Stevens tries to hoist him up…
CRACK!
After a while of punishing Burns, he tries to pull the Kiwi Crippler back to his feet, only to get an defiant (see what I did there?) Elbow Smash to the gut. Stevens retaliates by firing back with another solid Knife-Edge Chop to the neck again!
DDK:
We often wondered what Stevens’ approach would be to this and I think we just got our answer.
The Bad Ass from Texas watches Burns reel back in the corner now, coughing and trying to fight off the challenger, but the FIST of DEFIANCE hopeful throws a few right hands to trap Burns on the ground. He then pulls him out and nearly cleans his clock with a HUGE Discus Clothesline, to the neck and throat he’s been working on! Burns spins ass over teakettle and Stevens quickly turns him over for a cover.
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Angus:
Don’t you DARE let this choad have our belt, Burns!
DDK:
Burns with another kickout! But now Stevens stays on the attack!
The FIST of DEFIANCE gets behind Burns and hooks the neck before DRIVING Burns down again, this time with the Scorpion Death Drop Reverse DDT! He floats right into a cover.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… NO!
DDK:
Another kickout! But now Stevens trying to get more feeling back in that arm Burns worked over earlier.
Yet again, he shakes the hand and gets ready to fight. Stevens leans over Burns and goes to the ground and pound game…
NO!
DDK:
Burns now trying for the Graps of Wrath II! He found an opening right there!
The crowd starts going nuts as Burns tries to lock in the hold fully, but Stevens does have it scouted. The arm clearly bothers him still, but he has the arms interlocked and then tries to roll up Burns.
ONE!
TWO!
TH… NO!
Burns lets go of the hold and tries to scramble to his feet, only for Stevens to catch him…
DDK:
NO! He tried that Crossface as a counter, but the left arm clearly in too much pain!
Stevens doesn’t have a choice and flails about with the bad arm. When he tries to catch Burns unaware with with a charging Lariat using his good hand, Burns rolls him up and goes into an Inside Cradle!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Stevens kicks out, but Burns keeps the pressure on by hooking the side of his leg and going into a KIDO Clutch!
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
DDK:
Burns is turning in yet another amazing singles performance tonight! He’s trying to keep that title and put Scott Stevens in his rear view, but neither of these men are giving up!
Burns goes back up to his feet and scrambles, only to get caught with a HARD Double S Spinebuster from Stevens! The ring nearly shakes and Scott takes a second with his hand before quickly going into a cover with the FIST on the line!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Angus:
Not so fast, asshole!
DDK:
Scott thought that he had the match won right there with the Spinebuster, but Burns STILL not willing to give up a third consecutive loss to Stevens in their matches together.
Scott continues to be enraged with the tenacity of the Kiwi Crippler as he continues to fight. As Burns groggily tries to get back to his feet, The Angry Texan growls.
Scott Stevens:
I’m taking that title! I’m not getting screwed again!
He SLAPS Burns across the face and sends him reeling into the ropes. The crowd groans and then JEERS the ever-loving hell out of the challenger as he now gears up for another move off the ropes. He might be thinking Texan Lariat - you know, a wrestling Texan’s best friend - but as he comes back, Burns leaps and takes him up and over with a Hurricanrana of all things!
Angus:
That was… well, random!
DDK:
Indeed it was, but that’s Burns. You think you have him scouted, then he busts out something like that!
The challenger goes down in a daze while the stunned, but still willing to fight Oscar Burns slaps the mat and himself to get himself motivated in the biggest test of his title reign yet. Looking to make a fourth successful defense since winning the title, he notices Scott now dazed in the corner. He rushes forward and nails a Running European Uppercut across the jaw!
DDK:
Burns comes at him with the big Running European Uppercut! Now trying for the Double Underhook Suplex, but Stevens fights it!
Oscar tries and he can’t get Stevens up as he goes limp by falling to a knee to prevent the hold… however, that leaves him wide open for Burns to CRACK him with a standing High Knee to the gut and then he goes for a modified Cobra Twist by hooking the bad arm and TWISTING it back behind him!
DDK:
Oscar honing in that arm again! Jeez, I don’t even think I know what to call that! A modified Cobra Twist, I guess.
Angus:
He can call that shit Double Trouble Dog Shit on a Stick for all I care. Long as this Stevens asshole doesn’t have a good arm to use, then we’re good!
The hold continues to put the pressure on Stevens and Doyle gets in, asking him if he wants to quit.
Scott Stevens:
AHHHH! NO!
He fights through the pain and does nothing else but hobble toward the ropes until he makes it and Burns has to let go! The crowd jeers the development as Scott went to check on him, only for him to come back and CRACK him in the mouth with his free hand!
DDK:
You can feel just how much they HATE each other, Angus! Now they’re squaring up.
Angus:
Left hook! Right hook! North Hook! South Hook! Slug that shit out!
Stevens has caught Burns with a hard shot, but Burns fires back!
Elbow Smash from Burns!
Right hand from Stevens!
Elbow Smash from Burns!
Right hand from Stevens!
European Uppercut from Burns!
EYE RAKE FROM STEVENS!
DDK:
That’s one way to win one of these exchanges.. Not the most legal.
Angus:
Like this feckless asshole knows anything about legal, Keebs. Pretty sure he was snorting coke, but I can’t believe we can’t prove it because we didn’t actually see it. Got some lawyers with that DEFIANCE money, I bet.
Stevens then fires not one, but a trifecta of extra-explosive right hands that double Burns over against the ropes now. While Burns is decent with the Elbow Smashes and Uppercuts, Stevens’ brawling ways appear to be too much for him to overcome for the moment. He hoists Burns up across the shoulders…
Angus:
Houston, We Have A Problem… and that shit isn’t just irony, that’s the name of that move!
Stevens goes for the cover on Burns now, hooking a leg with his good arm.
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
DDK:
Oscar won’t give him that title lying down! Burns came to win and finally get the monkey off his back when it comes to Scott Stevens!
Stevens goes nuts and gets in Benny Doyle's face, yelling “THREE!” over and over again. Doyle yells “TWO!” right back and holds up two fingers to really illustrate his point. Realizing arguing with the ref is a fool's errand at this point, he measures up Burns as he starts to stand. The crowd knows what’s coming next from The Scorpion - a move that Burns has been felled by before.
DDK:
He's beaten Burns twice with this… TOXIC… NO, HE COUNTERED!
Burns SUDDENLY breaks his grip and snaps him over with German Suplex! Doyle starts to try and go for the count, but Burns opts to pull him upwards. Before Stevens knows it, he gets dropped with a Bridging Dragon Suplex!
Angus:
YUSSSSSS!
ONE!
TWO!
THRE… KICKOUT!
Angus:
NAAWWWWWWWW!
The crowd had just gone apeshit, but suddenly one could feel the energy being deflated like a balloon once Stevens’ shoulder bounced off the mat.
DDK:
I don’t know HOW he kicked out of that! We saw Burns used a similar combination of suplexes to finally get the title away from Cayle Murray! Stevens wants this just as bad as Burns wants to keep the title!
Stevens slumps over after Burns releases the full nelson and now the champ sits up, wondering what he has to do in order to finally put his challenger down for good. It doesn’t take him long to figure out what that move is going to be as he hoists Stevens by his neck, looking to wrap a leg around the neck…
Angus:
He’s gonna stretch out this prick, Keebs. Octopus incoming!
DDK:
He’s going for it! The Graps of Wrath I!
He tries to set up Stevens for the hold, however, the challenger has the move scouted from their previous confrontations and tries to fight his way out, grabbing the leg and shoving Burns away. The champion then comes around again when Stevens strikes…
DDK:
TOXIC STING! HE LANDED THE TOXIC STING!
Angus:
No, damn it, no! This former UTA trash can’t be our new FIST of DEFIANCE! Not when Squid Boy and Kiwi tried to fight them all off to keep our titles!
The crowd jeers like all hell when Stevens cackles! He rolls Burns over after hitting the Jumping Cutter and with his good arm, hooks the leg and counts with the referee.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
…
DDK:
NO! BURNS JUST BARELY GRABS THE ROPES!
“RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”
The Faithful go nuts that Burns just barely manages to wrap an index finger across the nearby rope! Stevens sits up and cheers when he hears the three-count come down, but doesn’t see Benny Doyle waving it off!
Angus:
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, you asshole!
Stevens is in SHOCK as he stands up. He sees Burns’ finger wrap around the ropes, so he pulls him away and goes for another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
He pulls him away and goes for yet another cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THRE… KICKOUT!
DDK:
Burns is bound and determined to win this and he finally finds an answer to the Toxic Sting!
Scott Stevens:
NO! FUCK THIS!
The Angry Texan certainly lives up to his name as he rolls out to the floor. He shoves the timekeeper over and starts angrily lobbing objects into the ring, clearly blinded by rage in the fact he hasn’t been able to win the FIST!
Two steel chairs!
A ringside flat screen monitor!
The FIST of DEFIANCE Title itself!
And now the ring bell.
Burns is dodging each blow, but Benny Doyle threatens a disqualification as Stevens continues raging out some.
DDK:
What’s Stevens doing?! He’s lucky he hasn’t been disqualified already.
Angus:
Maybe he’ll ragequit and go away!
The crowd is all over Stevens as the leader of the Stevens Dynasty heads back into the ring. The referee works to remove all of the clutter moved around the ring and then boots Burns in the gut. He goes for the Toxic Sting aga…
DDK:
BURNS GOT HIM! BURNS GRABBED THE ARM AND NOW HE’S GOING FOR THE GRAPS OF WRATH II! IT’S ALL OVER IF THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER GETS LOCKED IN!
Burns tries to get him with it…
WHAM!
The crowd GASPS!
DDK:
What’d… what’d he just do?!
Angus:
DAMN IT, HE HAD A WEAPON, DOYLE! PAY ATTENTION!
Doyle kicked the various objects out of the ring and didn’t notice that Stevens pocketed the ring bell hammer, JABBING Burns in the throat with it!
DDK:
NO, THAT SOB USED THAT WEAPON! DOYLE DIDN’T SEE IT!
Burns gasps for air and clutches the throat - the very same that Stevens has been working over all match… and watch and JEER some more as he tucks in Burns’ head and slowly pulls him up. The hammer is long gone as Stevens hoists him up…
Angus:
NONONONONONONO…
DDK:
The Moral Compass!
Burns gets his head SICKENLY driven into the mat and he bounces up before falling off to the side of The Scorpion. Scott sits up and doesn’t waste any time going for the cover. The crowd now goes into complete shock as the official makes the count.
ONE…
Burns doesn’t move.
TWO…
They hope for the shoulder to come up.
Something.
Anything.
THREE.
...It never comes.
The crowd almost goes dead silent as Scott Stevens now pushes himself up to his knees. The slyest of evil grins on his face over his deception.
Angus:
COME ON, INSTANT REPLAY RULE! COME ON, WILDLY INCONSISTENT REPLAY RULE! WHERE ARE YOU?!?! HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED!
DDK:
Doyle never saw it, Angus. We have a new FIST of DEFIANCE champion and I don’t believe this…
Darren Quimbey:
Here is your winner of the match… and NEEEEEEEEEWWWW FIST of DEFIANCE… SCOTT! STTTTTTEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEENNNNNNNSSSS!
The new champion doesn’t wait for Benny Doyle to hand him the title and SNATCHES his new ill-gotten gain out of his hands, now walking over to the second turnbuckle and raising it high in the air!
Scott Stevens:
I did it! I did it! I told all of you worthless sons of bitches I was going to win and nobody believed me! I’m taking this shit to Disneyland!
He slaps the plate of the title and the crowd is in nothing less than complete disbelief over what they were seeing. Burns haplessly rolls out of the ring and clutches his throat in pain after being struck with the ring bell hammer that Stevens pocketed in the melee he caused.
Angus:
I’m all about somebody who can find an opportunity to win… ugh, but not this piece of Texas trash.
DDK:
We just witnessed Scott Stevens pull off the heist of the century. Burns was well on his way to victory and had the challenger dead to rights, but he hid that ring bell hammer and struck the same throat that he’s been beating on all match.
BURNT OUT
Stevens takes a long look at his newly won championship and then he looks down at the floor as the former champion is still holding his throat and Stevens quickly dismounts the turnbuckle and reaches through the ropes and pulls Burns back into the ring by his hair.
DDK:
What the hell is he doing?
Stevens drives his metal knee brace into the throat of Burns causing the former FIST to roll around the ring gasping for air.
Angus:
DAMN IT, SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP HIM!
Referee, Benny Doyle, tries to stop Stevens but the Texan decks the official and slides out of the ring looking for something.
DDK:
Stevens just decked an official and he’s looking to cause more damage!
Angus:
SOMEONE GET OUT HERE NOW! SECURITY! WRESTLERS! SOMEONE!!!
Stevens finds what he is looking for as a sick grin forms over his lips as he picks up the ring bell.
Angus:
Bastard is going to inflict more damage with that ring bell
DDK:
Seems like it’s poetic almost as Stevens used the bell hammer to win the title and he’s going to use the bell to finish the job.
Angus:
I’m this close to slapping you!
Stevens mounts the top turnbuckle and dives off driving the bell into the throat of the former champion.
DDK:
Stevens is trying to end this young man’s career!
Angus:
WHERE THE HELL IS THE POLICE?!?!? THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER!
Stevens drags Oscar back towards the corner and drops a stiff knee to stop his fidgeting before climbing up the turnbuckle and driving the bell into his throat once more and Burns flails around once again this time coughing up blood.
DDK:
Burns could have a crushed esophagus!
Stevens smiles as he reaches down and puts his hand into the coughed up blood and smears it across his face and chest like warpaint.
Angus:
This guy is sick!
Stevens turns towards the corner and proceeds to climb up but before he can jump, officials and security make their way into the ring and protect Oscar from more harm as EMTs follow closely behind.
DDK:
Finally someone gets out here to help Burns.
Angus:
ABOUT FUCKING TIME! WERE THEY ON A COFFEE BREAK?!?!?
Stevens throws his hands up and hops off turnbuckle and watches as medical personnel check on the former champion.
DDK:
Oscar, doesn’t look to be in good shape partner.
Angus:
No shit! He’s coughing up blood and their putting him on a stretcher Keebs!
Meanwhile, seemingly unsatisfied with his victory, Stevens heads over to the corner where he reaches through the ropes and beckons for a microphone.
Scott Stevens:
Get this piece of trash out of my ring.
Stevens watches as the medical team strap down Oscar Burns to the stretcher but they don’t do it fast enough to the champ’s liking.
Scott Stevens:
I SAID……...
Stevens drops the microphone, goes over to Oscar Burns and pushes away the medical personnel and the referees trying to stop him. Stevens picks up the stretcher and places it right side up against the ropes threatening to flip the stretcher over. Agents, officials, and BRAZEN wrestlers such as Felton Bigsby, Fishman Deluxe, Rich Mahogany, Don Hollywood, Butcher Victorious, and others, come from the back and get into the ring to prevent Stevens from doing anymore harm and the Texan sees that he’s outnumbered and backs up and acts like he is going to leave but flips over the stretcher causing Oscar to topple to the floor as the medical team rush out to check on him.
DDK:
Who in the hell does guy think he is!?
Angus:
Fire his ass!
Stevens just laughs at the sight while agents are yelling at him and wrestlers are threatening him as the champion slides out of the ring and picks up the microphone.
Scott Stevens:
I told ya’ll to get that piece of trash out of my ring.
Stevens says as he looks at Oscar Burns’ fallen and prone body on the video screen.
Scott Stevens:
Shut the hell up!
Stevens says to an agent that’s threatening suspension.
Scott Stevens:
You ain’t going to do shit!
Stevens yells at the wrestlers threatening physical harm.
Scott Stevens:
What did you expect to happen?
Stevens says towards the agents.
Scott Stevens:
This is why you paid me all that money because you wanted a champion that is marketable and will take this company to new heights and to do that you have to take out the trash.
Stevens says as he points towards the screen showing a close up of Burns.
Scott Stevens:
I told every single one of you that I was going to defeat this chump and become YOUR World Champion, and this is the thanks I get?
The Faithful let Stevens hear it.
Scott Stevens:
You filth have been used to mediocrity at the top for a long time and that’s about to change because I, Scott Stevens, am going to show you and this company what a real world champion looks like.
Stevens says as he drops the microphone and hops the barricade and slithers off into the crowd as the EMTs and officials check on Oscar.
Darren gives a parting thought as the screen slowly begins to darken and draw the live broadcast of Ascension to a final close.
DDK:
Ladies and Gentlemen ... this is far from the parting images we wished to leave you with this evening. After watching two proud DEFIANCE champions decimated here tonight ... I have to repeat myself - this feels like the Invasion all over again ...
THIS
IS
DEFIANCE.