Post by Jman2k3 on Dec 31, 2018 7:10:02 GMT
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GRAPS vs. THE STEVENS DYNASTY
DDK:
We’re finally to our main event… but it looks like The League of Extraordinary Graps is down a member.
Angus:
God, I’m sick of these Derp Dynasty dicks running around here with The FIST being tarnished every day he has it…
♫ “Let ‘Em Come” by Scroobius Pip ♫
Angus:
Didn’t we have twenty minutes too long of this idiot at the start of the show?
Jesse Fredericks Kendrix makes his way from behind the curtain and this time makes his way straight to the commentary table, grabs a headset and takes the spare seat beside Keebs.
Kendrix:
Good Evening Gentlemen, I thought I’d come and get a closer look at the gang war that’s about to take place, oh...and teach you how to call a match, Angus.
Angus:
Shouldn’t you be doing some crappy tv presenting of a show nobody wants to see?
Kendrix:
No, bruv. JFK thought he’d put the TV show on hold and win the FIST of the company you hold so dear to your heart. But right now, JFK could give you some pointers since you haven’t picked up any from Keebs despite working with him for how long now? What is it, 50 years or so?!
DDK:
Well, before we get to the big triple threat match at DEFCON that will see Scott Stevens defend against both the previous champion Oscar Burns, as well as our guest on commentary tonight...
Angus:
He’s not our guest.
DDK:
...His former Tag Team Championship partner, Kendrix… we’ve got this match. Burns and Batts said they’d go it alone tonight if they had to and tonight, they’ll have to take on the full force of The Stevens Dynasty. That match happens now as we go to ringside for the final DEFtv main event before we get to DEFCON.
And to Darren Quimbey we go… cause you know, announcer stuff.
Darren Quimbey:
The following contest is a six-man tag team match set for one fall and is your main event of the evening!
The Faithful go crazy for what’s about to go down with all the bad blood between these two factions - even having one less member.
FIGHTING SPIRIT!
GRAPS!
HOSSING!
FLIPPY THINGS!
BY OUR SKILLS COMBINED… WE ARE…
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GRAPS!!!
♫ “Come Together” by Gary Clark Jr.♫
The modified WrestleFriends entrance plays and out come two of the three men that make up The League of Extraordinary Graps…
Darren Quimbey:
Introducing first… they are “TWISTS AND TURNS” OSCAR BURNS AND “BANTAM” RYAN BATTS… THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GRAPS!
“Twists And Turns” looks to “Bantam” and the two men nod before they bump fists. Batts leads the charge while Kendrix stands up, eyeing Oscar Burns. The Team Graps Cap looks him in the eye, Kendrix with a cocky smirk while Burns fires back with a death stare. Batts eggs him on to the ring, reluctantly walking away from Kendrix as he heads to the ring, still slapping hands with the fans despite the uphill battle ahead for The League being down a man.
DDK:
The Stevens Dynasty have been on the warpath tonight and I don’t see that stopping here tonight! It’s going to be a major upset for The League to pull this one out.
Angus:
Yeah… I’d hate to be them, but I’m gonna root for The League of Dorks tonight!
Burns and Batts each take a turnbuckle once they get to the ring and pose for the cheering Faithful before Bantam takes off his new black and yellow cape. He raises a fist in the air just as Burns heads to their corner, ready to talk strategy as the music fades out.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area.
♫ “We Will Rock You” by Queen♫
Plays throughout the arena and the Faithful get hyped from the song as they sing along and clap to the beat of the song.
The slow bellow of the guitar hits as the video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The cheers that had once filled the arena quickly turn into jeers. The Faithful know who is about to walk out and they are letting him know it by chanting his favorite chant as the final image that is displayed across the screen is a giant hand that slowly closes into a FIST as letters slowly appear and form a message and that message reads in bold, capitalized letters… SCOTT STEVENS.as
♫ “We Are The Champions” by Queen♫
Darren Quimbey:
From The Great State of Texas……...SCOTT! BO! AND GEORGE! THE STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS! DYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNAAAASSSTTYYYYY!
The wait is finally over as a spotlight shines towards the top of the entrance ramp and Scott Stevens appears from behind the curtain solo and as soon as he does golden pyro begins to rain down behind him as he slowly raises his heavily taped up fist covered in a thick, black leather glove.
DDK:
What the…...where are Bo and George?
Angus:
Dead I hope.
Scott Stevens turns his head towards the commentator’s table and Kendrix and him lock eyes as his former Bruv and tag team partner slowly stands up and has some choice words.
Kendrix:
Hey, bruv. Keeping her warm for me, I see!
Angus:
Tell that inbred fuck! Tell him…..what the…!!!!!!!
From behind Bo and George attack Kendrix and begin to stomp away before looking over at Scott for orders. The FIST holds his right thumb up and turns it down. Bo immediately picks up Kendrix and hits a rolling cutter!
DDK:
Game Changer on the stage!
George picks up Kendrix and lifts him high into the air to display his amazing strength before slamming him onto the stage.
DDK:
Texas Sized Slam and Kendrix is writhing in pain!
Scott makes his way over and motions for his family members to pick Kendrix up. Scott grabs Kendrix by his face and yells at him.
Scott Stevens:
Don’t mess with the Dynasty, Kendrix!
Stevens yells as he balls up his fist.
Scott Stevens:
Most importantly, don’t fuck with Scott Stevens, bruv!
Stevens says as he delivers the FIST to Kendrix who falls off the stage and through a table below!
DDK:
OH MY GOD!
The crowd - perhaps for the FIRST TIME EVER - give ANY sort of cheers to The Stevens Dynasty! Stevens stands near the edge of the stage admiring his handiwork as he slowly raises his fist in the air as the faithful boo relentlessly before turning to head towards the ring.
DDK:
Are we on? The Stevens Dynasty is laying waste to everyone and everything! We need medical attention for Kendrix right now!
Burns and Batts watch what just happened a look of concern, not necessarily for the love of Kendrix, but the fact that they just straight-up assaulted him in such a show of force… not something they want to deal with right now.
Angus:
Not that I’m a Bruv-Lover or anything, but… damn.
DDK:
We… we’ve thankfully got help for Kendrix, but… I don’t believe this. After weeks of setbacks suffered by Scott Stevens when it’s come to Kendrix, he finally does something about the problem, but… we didn’t expect this.
Attendants tend to Kendrix and help him from the wreckage, starting to drag him out of the rubble slowly. As help continues to arrive for Kendrix, The Stevens Dynasty casually enter the ring like nothing happened before.
DDK:
The Stevens Dynasty have been on a tear tonight between what happened to Jack Mace and now, Kendrix. Oscar Burns and Ryan Batts better be on their guard.
The final shot is Oscar Burns and Scott Stevens on either side of the ring. Burns looking extra pensive with Stevens looking pleased with what they’ve pulled off tonight.
With that…
Benny Doyle calls for the bell.
DING DING
DDK:
Here we go… looks like these two aren’t waiting for DEFCON!
Burns has both hands up, ready to lock up or defend himself, depending on how Stevens feels. And how he feels is…
Tagging out to Bo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Angus:
Damn it… normally a fan of the “psyche the guy out in a tag match” but not when these assholes do it.
DDK:
You’re not really a fan of ANYTHING they do.
Burns doesn’t let it get to him, practically expecting The Stevens to do something like this. Bo starts to get in the ring and before Burns can lock up, he quickly goes back to his corner and ducks between the ropes.
DDK:
And more stalling from Bo. We saw him do this against Ryan Batts recently.
And what’s more…
Tag to George Stevens.
Burns is about to face the only member of The Stevens Dynasty he hasn’t been in the ring with yet… and a MASSIVE one at that. The two are almost equal height, but The Big Crawdaddy has at least two-hundred pounds on Burns. Still…
DDK:
Oscar going for the taked… no! Clubbing shot by George!
George stuns Burns with a big shot that brings him down to a knee by the big man from Texarkana. Another pair of blows catch him across the back and George goes to whip Burns into the nearest corner… WHAM!
Angus:
Damn, you could feel that chop up here, Keebs!
DDK:
That’s the truth, Angus. Now George has Burns in the corner again.
Burns tries to smartly get away and stays away from the Stevens Dynasty’s corner, but George has him pinned to the second corner. He balls his fist up… NOBODY HOME! The Team Graps Cap backs up and BLASTS him with hard Forearm Smash, but the blow does little to stun George. Both Scott and Bo cheer on their cousin as Burns fires back with a stronger European Uppercut.
That at least stuns George as Burns fires off about two more to stun him. He runs off the ropes and tries to get momentum for another shot, but he doesn’t expect for George to not only be upright, but SMACKING him down with a Running Body Attack!
DDK:
That’s a brick wall running right back at you!
George sees Bo now wanting to make the tag so that’s what happens. Scott watches Bo climb into the ring and George holds onto him so Bo can bury a hard right hand into Burns’ side. The former FIST of DEFIANCE doubles over in pain as Bo now tees off on him with a few hard right hands.
DDK:
Things already not looking good for The League!
Bo continues talking smack to Burns as he SLAPS him in the face, doubling him over! Bo then whips him to the corner and tries to follow Burns in with a Clothesline…
THWACK!
Angus:
HA! Serves you right for talking shit, you dumb redneck!
Bo gets CRACKED in the mouth with an extra-stiff European Uppercut for his arrogance! Batts cheers on Burns while both Scott and George look on in disgust as Burns picks him up by his arm, ripping away at the arm with a series of Arm Wringers and an Uppercut to the elbow! He pushes him back and tags in Batts.
DDK:
Bo’s own ego cost him the lead, now let’s see if The League can cut him off!
Angus:
RIP HIS ARM OFF AND BEAT HIS ASS WITH IT!
Burns and Batts take turns WRENCHING away on Bo’s left arm with Arm Wringer after Arm Wringer for as long as Benny Doyle’s five-count will allow! Burns returns to the corner and Batts continues to work over Bo’s arm. Stevens tries to swipe at him with a right fist, but The Yellow and Black Attack ducks that and cranks on the arm further. He hammerlock’s Bo’s arm and RAMS it right into The League’s corner!
The FIST yells at Benny Doyle, but he tells him it’s all within the rules as Burns makes the tag. He grabs Bo’s arm and CRANKS onto it, Minoru Suzuki-style, in the ropes!
DDK:
Look at both Burns and Batts! They’ve cut that ring in half and they’re doing a number on Bo!
Burns only has until the count of five, but lets go at four and lets himself fall to the apron as Bo writhes in pain at his left arm. Burns makes the tag to Batts again and Twists and Turns holds out his hand as Batts jumps off the top turnbuckle, throwing a STOMP down on the arm! Bo flais in pain as Batts then lands a Jumping Senton right on the arm!
The League are working like surgeons, picking apart the arm of Bo as he tries to limp up, only to catch a Sliding Reverse STO from Batts! Bantam rolls him onto his back and tries the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
DDK:
Close one there! But how quickly have The League turned this around and just cut off Bo from making a tag!
Angus:
Keep it up, WrestleDork!
Batts then waits as Bo tries to get back on his feet when Scott tries to enter the ring. Batts uses the chance to catch The FIST flush with a Running Front Dropkick, sending him off the apron and out to the floor! The crowd cheers as Batts turns around to see Bo limping up to his feet and charging at him with his good arm. Batts ducks that and rushes off the ropes, but leaves himself open for a knee from big George! The blow stuns him and gives Bo the chance to crack him with the Bo-Dazzled Discus Lariat using his good right arm!
Angus:
Damn it, WrestleDork, trying to bite off more than you can chew out there!
Burns gasps and shakes his head frantically as he watches Bo limp over to his corner and tag into The Big Crawdaddy. Bantam is laid out on the mat while George grins, ready to dole out some punishment, but Scott is back up and wants the tag. George nods and gives it to him.
DDK:
And now we’ve got The FIST in here for the first time.
And Stevens wastes no time showing off his aggression by running over to the fallen Batts and striking him down with a series of ground-and-pound style rights to the head! Benny Doyle orders him to back off, but The FIST doesn’t listen until he administers a five-count. Stevens back off at the count of four and milks the crowd reaction before flipping the double tall man at Burns.
One of his two DEFCON opponents watches intently as he palms the back of Batts’s head and shoots the grappler into the corner before striking him with a huge Stinger Splash! Batts doubles over when he comes out of the corner to be taken down with a Double S Spinebuster!
Angus:
Ugh, come on, WrestleDork!
DDK:
Scott Stevens with the cover!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
Stevens angrily almost shoves Benny aside, who warns him about a DQ, but instead he throws him down on the ground. Not near The League’s corner, but enough that he eggs on Burns to make the tag. Burns tries to do so, only for Stevens to rush forward and clobber Burns with a right hand!
DDK:
Cheap shot by The FIST!
The FIST smirks at Burns, but when he goes to turn Batts over, he rolls him up out of nowhere with the Kido Clutch! The same move he beat Bo Stevens with last week!
ONE!
TWO!
THR… NO!
Stevens kicks out and angrily rushes up, blindsiding Bantam with the Knee Trembler he calls Don’t Mess With Texas!
DDK:
Batts ALMOST had the champ right there, but looks like the same trick that beat Bo wouldn’t do the same with him.
The FIST throws Batts to the corner and tags George in. When he gets there, he tags Bo almost immediately so the two can conduct some double-teamage in the form of The Texas Two-Step!
DDK:
WHAT A SHOT! The Fireman’s Carry from George led to the Running Dropkick by Bo! Now Bo with the cover on Batts!
ONE!
TWO!
Angus:
Nope, Burnsie breaks it up, gorram it!
Burns saves Batts from certain defeat by shoving Bo off of Batts. He wants so bad to be able to go after him again, but being the sportsman with unwavering morals he is, returns to the corner.
Angus:
Too bad Burnsie is such a goody-good. He could have used a couple extra seconds to go after Bo’s arm.
DDK:
Maybe, but we’ve seen he won’t take shortcuts, dirty victories or anything in between.
Burns returns to the corner as Bo still shakes the pain out of his arm before he pulls Ryan up. The Yellow and Black Attack finds himself attacked yet again, this time with another right hand to the face. He’s back up in the ropes now and tries to lift Batts up for Straight Outta Texas, but before the Alabama Slam can connect, Batts shifts his weight into a Sunset Flip!
ONE!
TWO!
NO!
DDK:
Batts keeps fighting, trying to find any opening he can!
Batts is back up with a chance to strike again when Bo comes at him… NO! Batts sidesteps and sends Bo to the outside! Scott enters the ring and puts a boot to him before whipping him off the ropes, but instead of coming back, Batts goes THROUGH the ropes, crashing onto Bo on the outside with The Flipside!
DDK:
WHAT A MOVE BY BATTS! THE FLIPSIDE CATCHES BO!
Angus:
Go WrestleDorks With The Flippy-Doos!
Batts sees The FIST coming and as he slides to the outside, he runs back in…
DDK:
ANOTHER FLIPSIDE FOR SCOTT! WHAT A SEQUENCE BY BATTS!
The wrestling dynamo gets loud cheers from the crowd now as he slides back into the ring. he legal man, Bo, tries to roll back into the ring, but Burns gets the tag and The Faithful go NUTS!
DDK:
And in goes Burns!
Burns heads right into the ring and CRACKS Bo in the jaw with a Flying European Uppercut, knocking the youngest member of Stevens Dynasty down! He stands up and sees big George trying to get into the ring, but stops him by kicking him in the leg. He grabs said leg…
DDK:
DRAGON SCREW IN THE ROPES! THAT’LL STOP GEORGE IN HIS TRACKS!
The monolithic George Stevens clutches his leg in pain and remains hanging on the ring apron as Burns tends back to Bo. He chucks him to the corner and charges in, cracking him underneath the jaw with a big time Running European Uppercut. Bo reels backwards as Burns pulls him out of the corner with a Double Arm Suplex… but rolls through and pulls him up, hitting a second one and going into the bridge!
ONE!
TWO!
THR… BROKEN UP BY SCOTT!
Angus:
The Head Derp back in, breaking up the cover!
DDK:
Scott going after Burns now! These two finally fighting for the first time in this match!
Scott boots Burns in the gut to double him over before he finds an opportunity. He runs off the ropes and it looks like the Curb Stomp is coming when Burns sidesteps and shoves him off the ropes. When Stevens comes back, Burns greets him in the jaw with a hard High Knee, sending him back to the ropes. The Team Graps Cap rushes forward, blasting him with another EuroCut, sending him flying out to the floor!
Angus:
HA! GET OUTTA HERE AND GO FIST YOURSELF SOMEWHERE ELSE!
DDK:
Burns got one over on Scott.. NO! Roll-up by Bo!
Bo even hooks the tights!
ONE!
TWO!
THR.. NO!
Burns kicks out, much to the surprise of The Faithful! Burns gets back to his feet when Bo tries to attack him… HARD OUT HEADBUTT!
DDK:
He knocks down Bo, but…NO! George with the Clothesline from the ring apron!
George lands a cheap shot on the champ from the apron, knocking him down. By this point, both Stevens and Burns are down with Batts trying to keep Scott Stevens at bay on the floor, the two men exchanging blows. George is about to reach out to Bo…
Angus:
The League of Dorks don’t have anybody to tag out to… no, wait! The Big Dork!
DDK:
IT’S JACK MACE! HE’S BACK OUT HERE AGAINST DOCTOR’S ORDERS!
Ribs wrapped up, but raring to go, Mace limps onto the ring apron and holds his hand out for a tag! Burns sees him and leaps towards him just as Bo reaches George!
Angus:
HOSSFITE!
Mace runs full speed ahead at George, smashing into the 468-pounder with a huge Forearm Smash! He fires off a pair of Headbutts (aimed at the chest, not the head) and stuns him before clubbing him across either side of the head with the Bear Claws! The Vader-style Clubbing Forearms stun George as Manpower lets out a loud roar and stomps a foot on the ground… he runs…
LARIAT!
Angus:
But he’s on his damn feet still!
Mace is 325 of pure fire himself, but George’s 468 has him trumped. Mace then runs the ropes again and PLASTERS him with a second Lariat to the back of the head, then charges at him a third time, CRASHING into George with The Piccadilly Press! As the action goes on, Scott THROWS Ryan Batts into the ring post as Maces goes for the cover inside!
ONE!
TWO!
TH… NO!
DDK:
So close, but that took a LOT out of Mace!
Mace clutches his taped ribs and limps upwards as George does the same. He pushes George into the ropes, but doesn’t see the blind tag by Scott! Mace has George bound in the corner and charges…
CAUGHT…
DDK:
TEXAS-SIZED SLAM BY GEORGE! He DRIVES Mace into the mat with that deadly Powerslam!
George goes for the cover, but is stopped by his brother as he tells him to hold him up as he raises up his hand.
DDK:
Scott looking to deliver the FIST!
Mace goes limp in George’s arms from the impact.
DDK:
Jack Mace goes limp just like Kendrix before the start of this match.
The punishment isn’t over as George places Mace between his brother’s legs and Scott lifts him up and delivers a sickening piledriver.
Angus:
Was that necessary?!? You have the man beat!
A sadistic smile form over the FIST’s lips as he looks down at his handiwork and see Burns trying to get back in the ring to make the save but George cuts him off knocking him off the apron and onto the floor.
DDK:
Burns to the outside and Jack Mace is all alone!
Scott positions himself to the unconscious Mace’s feet and lifts his legs and steps through before turning him onto his belly.
Angus:
Are you freaking serious?!?
DDK:
Scott locking in the rarely seen Arachnophobia (Sharpshooter) submission!
Angus:
Rarely seen Keebs? Looks like we’re seeing it right now!
DDK:
I meant he only brings it out in big time or specialty matches!
Angus:
Or when he wants to give our company a big FUCK YOU!
Doyle drops down quickly and slaps the hand of Mace quickly and gets no response and calls for the bell.
Darren Quimbey:
And your winners by submission……...SCOTT! BO! AND GEORGE! THE STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEENS! DYYYYYYYYYYYNNNNNAAAASSSTTYYYYY!
Angus:
That prick isn’t releasing the hold!
Benny Doyle tries to get Scott to release the hold but the Texan keeps it locked it and he finally lets go after another minute as he throws down Mace’s leg with force. Scott looks down at Mace one last time before looking out towards the faithful who chant is favorite chant as George and Bo join him in the center of the ring and all three men slowly raise their arms high in victory.
DDK:
My God, is that the image we will see at DEFCON?
Angus:
Sure looks like it, Keebs. Sure looks like it and God won’t help us if that happens!
THIS
IS
DEFIANCE