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THE LEAGUE: SEASON FOUR WEEK SEVEN - 08/15/2011
Season Four, Week Seven
Houston, Texas
August 15, 2011
RED DIVISION: The Phoenix (4-2, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-4, 24%)
The lights go dim, as the sound of thunder and lightning fill the arena. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, a Texas flag and fades out into the words "Texas Outlaw." Over the audio system the beginnings of the main title from "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" is heard. As this starts to fade out some the opening guitar riffs of "A Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams Jr. begin to blast throughout the arena. Out from the back emerges "The Venomous One" and he stops on the stage to soak up the cheers of his hometown crowd.
Bob Sinclair: Stevens is not wearing his normal attire tonight is he guys?
Tori Montgomery: Nope. He looks like a redneck cowboy out there with his cowboy boots, jeans, leather duster jacket and hat on. Is that...is that a rope tied in a noose around his neck? Did he forget the cowbell?
Frankie Garnett: Yes it is Tori. He told me since he was in the Great State of Texas and in his hometown tonight he was going to pay homage to his father who is sitting at ringside here tonight.
Tori Montgomery: Great state? Back in the 1800's, maybe.
Frankie Garnett: Yes, that's what they call it. What is with the attitude? Is it that time of the month already?
Tori Montgomery: Well, you know what they say comes from Texas don't you?
Frankie Garnett: No, what's that?
Tori Montgomery: Steers and qu.....
Bob Sinclair: Tori!!
Tori Montgomery: I have a right to my opinion, and besides, this is Stevens I'm talking about. Both of those names kind of fit him, to a point!
As Scorpion makes his way down the aisle he slaps the hands of this rowdy, Houstonian crowd. He circles the ringside area and goes to the commentators desk.
Tori Montgomery: That idiot looks to be coming over here.
Scorpion looks at Tori and blows her a kiss before he continues circling the ringside area.
Frankie Garnett: I didn't know you two were dating.
Tori Montgomery: Screw you Frankie.
Scorpion makes his way to the side where his family is sitting and he hugs his brothers George and Ricky. Scorpion high fives his former trainee and Ricky's manager, Drusilla Danes. Ricky's tag partner, Ash Darkstone tries to get a high five as well but Scorpion just turns away leaving him hanging. As he moves down the line he and Lisa eye each other and then Lisa gives him a kiss on the cheek and he nods. Scorpion finally gets to the patriarch of the Stevens clan and hugs him. Cary gives him some words of encouragement before he climbs onto the apron and ascends the turnbuckle. He stares down the entranceway as he mimics a hanging with the noose around his neck indicating that will be Phoenix's future tonight.
Tori Montgomery: By all that is holy, I hope Stevens gets his ass kicked eight ways from Wednesday tonight!
Frankie Garnett: And where is that vaunted impartiality you're crowing on and on about all the time?
Tori Montgomery: Stuff it, Frankie, before I do it for you.
Bob Sinclair: That's enough, you two. We still have a match to call.
Stevens continues to play to the crowd, getting the partisan crowd behind him before the lights suddenly cut off. A spotlight shines down on Stevens in the ring, as the silence from the speakers continues to build. When it seems like the crowd is about to erupt in riots, it's the haunting vocals of Amy Lee that reverberate throughout Reliant Stadium.
Bind my limbs with fear,
Choke me with tears,
I won't die for you.
On the 'Tron is an image of Stevens trying to choke out Phoenix at the end of last season, intermittently flashing with the image of another wrestler holding Phoenix in a camel clutch as the big man's face turns a shade of purple.
You've been here before,
And come back for more,
But not this time.....
The music stops momentarily as the entire entrance stage is engulfed by pillars of flame pyro, and the spotlight in the ring turns blood red. Two figures emerge from the entryway. The larger of the two is garbed completely in crimson from head to foot, the smaller of the pair carrying twin kendo sticks, and the arena erupts in a unanimous chorus of jeers as the music resumes, trying to overwhelm the audience reaction.
You will never be strong enough,
You will never be good enough.
You were never conceived in love,
You will not rise above....
Evanescence's "Lies (Requiem mix)" continues to play as Phoenix walks down the aisle, paying no heed to the fans or the garbage they throw at him. In the ring, Stevens continues to taunt his opponent with the noose, but Phoenix does not rise to the bait as he gets to the steps and ducks between the ropes, immediately facing his corner and dropping to a knee. The lights finally return to normal, as the crowd continues to boo the traditional fan favorite and throw the occasional piece of garbage at his corner.
Tori Montgomery: What sort of bizarro-world hell are we in now, anyway?
Bob Sinclair: Tori, I'm only going to ask you one more time. No more insults, or you're going to be muted.
Tori Montgomery: Only if Frankie gets his head out of the Stevens family's collective asses.
Frankie Garnett: That was uncalled for!
Tori Montgomery: But true nonetheless.
Bob Sinclair: I...have to agree with Tori on that one.
After all of this, our ring announcer finally makes her way to the center of the ring to formally begin the festivities.
Amelia Williams: This match is our main event, a bout scheduled for one fall in the Red Division! Introducing first, from his hometown of Houston, Texas, weighing 265 pounds...He is "The Texas Outlaw"... "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Once again, the cheers threaten to blow the roof off of the stadium as a "Scorp-i-on!" chant breaks out. It takes Amelia a few seconds before the crowd dies down enough for her to continue.
Amelia Williams: His opponent—(jeers erupt, threatening to cut her off, yet she presses on) –accompanied by Te'Snilo Bradenbury, from the End of Nowhere and weighing 337 pounds...The Phoenix!
At this, Phoenix uppercuts the middle turnbuckle in his corner, emitting his traditional war cry as he stands and turns to face his opponent. Stevens simply makes the throat slash gesture to Phoenix, gives a crotch chop and wink to Te'Snilo, and calmly moves to the center of the ring as the bell sounds to start the main event!
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
The Punch was countered into a Knife Edge Chop.
Scott Stevens blocked the Elbow Drop On Knee.
Scott Stevens recovers and stands up.
The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip
The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull
The Phoenix hit the Stomp
The Phoenix applied the Arm Bar
Scott Stevens slipped out the back of the Rear Chinlock.
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm To Back Of Head
Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors
Scott Stevens hit the Knee Pull
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
The Phoenix slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Bob Sinclair: Stevens has been in control in the opening minutes, but Phoenix is a long-time veteran of the squared circle as well. Can he take advantage here?
Tori Montgomery: Knowing Phoenix as well as I do, he's probably hearing all of the snarky comments that Stevens recorded for League cameras earlier in the week. To steal a line, I think Phoenix is about to choke a—
Frankie Garnett: That's no way to speak about Lisa Stevens!
Tori Montgomery: (growls)
The Phoenix applied the Top Wrist Lock
The Phoenix applied the Front Facelock
The Phoenix hit the Forearm Strike
The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow
The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows
The crowd start chanting to taunt The Phoenix.
The Phoenix picks up Scott Stevens.
The fans boo The Phoenix, wanting to see him take, not give, punishment.
Bob Sinclair: I expected Phoenix to be thrown off his game with the crowd as they are, but he doesn't seem to be missing a beat.
Tori Montgomery: Remember, it's not the first time he's had to dig this deep into himself, Bob. Just be glad he hasn't broken out the piledrivers and delayed brainbusters yet.
Frankie Garnett: As if he could injure Scorpion with that sort of piddly offense.
The Phoenix hit the Vertical Suplex
The Phoenix applied the American Figure Four Leglock
The Phoenix picks up Scott Stevens from behind.
Scott Stevens slipped out of the Side Explosion Suplex.
The Phoenix moved and the Leg Lariat missed!
The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow
The crowd is solidly against The Phoenix, trying to get him to lose his cool.
Frankie Garnett: Ok, I take back anything derogatory I said about this crowd.
Tori Montgomery: The only way Phoenix is losing his cool is if the fans jump the rails.
Bob Sinclair: And given who is sitting at ringside, I wouldn't doubt that happening for a moment.
Scott Stevens blocked the Eternal Requiem.
The Phoenix picks up Scott Stevens from behind.
The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex
Scott Stevens broke the Camel Clutch.
The Phoenix broke the Gutwrench Suplex.
The Phoenix hit the Slingshot Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Scott Stevens slipped out of the Blaze of Glory.
The Phoenix moved and the Kick Rush missed!
Scott Stevens blocked the Capture Suplex.
The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
The Phoenix counters by fighting back.
Scott Stevens blocked the Vertical Suplex.
The fans boo The Phoenix, wanting to see him take, not give, punishment.
The Phoenix hit the Capture Suplex
Scott Stevens counters by fighting back.
The Phoenix moved and the Triple Kick Combo missed!
The Phoenix stops to shout some abuse at some fans in the front row.
Bob Sinclair: I couldn't make it out; what did he say?
Tori Montgomery: All you had to do was read his lips, Bob. "It's time to cripple the bastard."
Frankie Garnett: That was uncalled for!
In the audience, Lisa Stevens tries to jump the railing and come to her husband's aid, but is stopped in her tracks, narrowly avoiding a kendo stick swing from Te'Snilo Bradenbury. The manager turns to face the Stevens family, and the look on her face begs any of them to try it again.
Tori Montgomery: There you go, Tess!
Frankie Garnett: This is unfair!
Tori Montgomery: What, so twenty-on-one is fair?
Frankie Garnett: When the one outweighs all twenty combined, yes!
Bob Sinclair: Meanwhile, there's still a match going on, you two.
Smart move by Scott Stevens, avoiding the submission attempt....
The Phoenix broke the DDT.
The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Arm Drag.
The Phoenix counters by fighting back.
The Phoenix hit the Slingshot Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Armbar takedown...Phoenix locks in the Blaze of Glory!
Tori Montgomery: Break it! Break his damn ankle, Will!
Bob Sinclair: It looks like the Stevens family is threatening to clear the railing, but Te'Snilo is standing in their way with her husband's trademark twin kendo sticks to keep them back...she nearly cracked the Stevens patriarch in the skull with that swing!
Frankie Garnett: Where's the damn DQ, ref? That can't be right!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
It's Still Locked In!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens looks limp in the ring, guys! I think he passed out!
Tori Montgomery: No mercy! Keep it locked in!
The referee has called for the bell!
Frankie Garnett: Oh, [censored]. You two are on your own; I'm getting the hell out of Dodge before the riots start.
Tori Montgomery: Sit your ass down!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and fifty seconds...The Phoenix!
The arena absolutely erupts in jeers as the entirety of the Stevens clan surges towards the barricade. Te'Snilo tries to back away but finds her progress stopped suddenly by a blast of pepper spray to the eyes, courtesy of Lisa Stevens.
Tori Montgomery: What the hell?!
Frankie Garnett: Looks like the family's about to deliver some Texas justice!
Three of the Stevens clan is already in the ring as Phoenix begins to get to his feet. Drusilla Danes nails him with a low blow from behind that sends him crashing back to the mat. On the outside, Te'Snilo is being held in a guillotine choke by Lisa Stevens, allowing the mugging (and let's face it, that's exactly what this is) to go uncontested.
Bob Sinclair: This is absolutely uncalled for.
Tori Montgomery: Can we get security out here please to stop this.
Frankie Garnett: This is fantastic! Butterball had it coming.
Scorpion's brother Ricky and his tag partner, Ash Darkstone, pick up Phoenix and hit what they call the Rising Shadow of the Desolate One.
Bob Sinclair: Now the Burning Blood Ravens of Perdition are getting in on the action. How sick.
Frankie Garnett: I love it. Looks like George is going to do something dastardly.
George mounts the second rope and bounces a few times before he hits a Crawdaddy Splash to the back of Phoenix.
Tori Montgomery: Dear God. That fat bastard just jarred Phoenix's spine. The man has a messed up neck!!!
Frankie Garnett: Can I get this on DVD so I can watch this brilliance over and over?
Scorpion, who has finally come back to his senses, motions for his brothers and Ash to pick up Phoenix's prone body so that he can finish him off. However, Scorpion's father motions him away and he abides. All of a sudden Cary bounces off the ropes and nails Phoenix with a lariat, TEXAS STYLE!!!! Cary signals for a microphone.
Cary Stevens: This is what happens you piece of crap when you mess with one of my boys. You understand?
Cary stomps on the back of his neck before the rest join in stomping away. A full minute of this passes, with the Houston crowd cheering every stomp. Finally, Scorpion motions for Ricky to grab a steel chair. Outside the ring, Lisa finally lets an unconscious Te'Snilo out of her grasp before sliding into the ring. A chair comes flying in from the outside, which Ash Darkstone intercepts and places at the feet of Scorpion. The League's most controversial member then picks up his fallen opponent, situating him over the steel chair before setting him up for a powerbomb...?
Tori Montgomery: No. They can't mean to do this! Not a spiked piledriver on a steel chair!
Frankie Garnett: Priceless...do it! END HIS CAREER!
Security is finally seen coming down the ramp, so the Stevens clan quickly lifts Phoenix into the air before driving him into the chair with the aforementioned spike piledriver! As security nears the ring, the family bails, hopping back over the railing and leaving through the wildly cheering crowd, leaving a decimated Phoenix and Te'Snilo behind. And as EMT's tend to the husband and wife duo, the show fades to black on that somber note.
Season Four, Week Seven
Houston, Texas
August 15, 2011
RED DIVISION: The Phoenix (4-2, 15%) vs. Scott Stevens (2-4, 24%)
The lights go dim, as the sound of thunder and lightning fill the arena. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, a Texas flag and fades out into the words "Texas Outlaw." Over the audio system the beginnings of the main title from "The Good, The Bad & The Ugly" is heard. As this starts to fade out some the opening guitar riffs of "A Country Boy Can Survive" by Hank Williams Jr. begin to blast throughout the arena. Out from the back emerges "The Venomous One" and he stops on the stage to soak up the cheers of his hometown crowd.
Bob Sinclair: Stevens is not wearing his normal attire tonight is he guys?
Tori Montgomery: Nope. He looks like a redneck cowboy out there with his cowboy boots, jeans, leather duster jacket and hat on. Is that...is that a rope tied in a noose around his neck? Did he forget the cowbell?
Frankie Garnett: Yes it is Tori. He told me since he was in the Great State of Texas and in his hometown tonight he was going to pay homage to his father who is sitting at ringside here tonight.
Tori Montgomery: Great state? Back in the 1800's, maybe.
Frankie Garnett: Yes, that's what they call it. What is with the attitude? Is it that time of the month already?
Tori Montgomery: Well, you know what they say comes from Texas don't you?
Frankie Garnett: No, what's that?
Tori Montgomery: Steers and qu.....
Bob Sinclair: Tori!!
Tori Montgomery: I have a right to my opinion, and besides, this is Stevens I'm talking about. Both of those names kind of fit him, to a point!
As Scorpion makes his way down the aisle he slaps the hands of this rowdy, Houstonian crowd. He circles the ringside area and goes to the commentators desk.
Tori Montgomery: That idiot looks to be coming over here.
Scorpion looks at Tori and blows her a kiss before he continues circling the ringside area.
Frankie Garnett: I didn't know you two were dating.
Tori Montgomery: Screw you Frankie.
Scorpion makes his way to the side where his family is sitting and he hugs his brothers George and Ricky. Scorpion high fives his former trainee and Ricky's manager, Drusilla Danes. Ricky's tag partner, Ash Darkstone tries to get a high five as well but Scorpion just turns away leaving him hanging. As he moves down the line he and Lisa eye each other and then Lisa gives him a kiss on the cheek and he nods. Scorpion finally gets to the patriarch of the Stevens clan and hugs him. Cary gives him some words of encouragement before he climbs onto the apron and ascends the turnbuckle. He stares down the entranceway as he mimics a hanging with the noose around his neck indicating that will be Phoenix's future tonight.
Tori Montgomery: By all that is holy, I hope Stevens gets his ass kicked eight ways from Wednesday tonight!
Frankie Garnett: And where is that vaunted impartiality you're crowing on and on about all the time?
Tori Montgomery: Stuff it, Frankie, before I do it for you.
Bob Sinclair: That's enough, you two. We still have a match to call.
Stevens continues to play to the crowd, getting the partisan crowd behind him before the lights suddenly cut off. A spotlight shines down on Stevens in the ring, as the silence from the speakers continues to build. When it seems like the crowd is about to erupt in riots, it's the haunting vocals of Amy Lee that reverberate throughout Reliant Stadium.
Bind my limbs with fear,
Choke me with tears,
I won't die for you.
On the 'Tron is an image of Stevens trying to choke out Phoenix at the end of last season, intermittently flashing with the image of another wrestler holding Phoenix in a camel clutch as the big man's face turns a shade of purple.
You've been here before,
And come back for more,
But not this time.....
The music stops momentarily as the entire entrance stage is engulfed by pillars of flame pyro, and the spotlight in the ring turns blood red. Two figures emerge from the entryway. The larger of the two is garbed completely in crimson from head to foot, the smaller of the pair carrying twin kendo sticks, and the arena erupts in a unanimous chorus of jeers as the music resumes, trying to overwhelm the audience reaction.
You will never be strong enough,
You will never be good enough.
You were never conceived in love,
You will not rise above....
Evanescence's "Lies (Requiem mix)" continues to play as Phoenix walks down the aisle, paying no heed to the fans or the garbage they throw at him. In the ring, Stevens continues to taunt his opponent with the noose, but Phoenix does not rise to the bait as he gets to the steps and ducks between the ropes, immediately facing his corner and dropping to a knee. The lights finally return to normal, as the crowd continues to boo the traditional fan favorite and throw the occasional piece of garbage at his corner.
Tori Montgomery: What sort of bizarro-world hell are we in now, anyway?
Bob Sinclair: Tori, I'm only going to ask you one more time. No more insults, or you're going to be muted.
Tori Montgomery: Only if Frankie gets his head out of the Stevens family's collective asses.
Frankie Garnett: That was uncalled for!
Tori Montgomery: But true nonetheless.
Bob Sinclair: I...have to agree with Tori on that one.
After all of this, our ring announcer finally makes her way to the center of the ring to formally begin the festivities.
Amelia Williams: This match is our main event, a bout scheduled for one fall in the Red Division! Introducing first, from his hometown of Houston, Texas, weighing 265 pounds...He is "The Texas Outlaw"... "The Scorpion" Scott Stevens!
Once again, the cheers threaten to blow the roof off of the stadium as a "Scorp-i-on!" chant breaks out. It takes Amelia a few seconds before the crowd dies down enough for her to continue.
Amelia Williams: His opponent—(jeers erupt, threatening to cut her off, yet she presses on) –accompanied by Te'Snilo Bradenbury, from the End of Nowhere and weighing 337 pounds...The Phoenix!
At this, Phoenix uppercuts the middle turnbuckle in his corner, emitting his traditional war cry as he stands and turns to face his opponent. Stevens simply makes the throat slash gesture to Phoenix, gives a crotch chop and wink to Te'Snilo, and calmly moves to the center of the ring as the bell sounds to start the main event!
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
The Punch was countered into a Knife Edge Chop.
Scott Stevens blocked the Elbow Drop On Knee.
Scott Stevens recovers and stands up.
The Phoenix hit the Single Leg Trip
The Phoenix hit the Knee Pull
The Phoenix hit the Stomp
The Phoenix applied the Arm Bar
Scott Stevens slipped out the back of the Rear Chinlock.
Scott Stevens hit the Forearm To Back Of Head
Scott Stevens hit the Kick To Thigh
Scott Stevens hit the Punch
Scott Stevens hit the Knife Edge Chop
Scott Stevens applied the Body Scissors
Scott Stevens hit the Knee Pull
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
The Phoenix slipped out the back of the Mounted Punch Flurry.
Bob Sinclair: Stevens has been in control in the opening minutes, but Phoenix is a long-time veteran of the squared circle as well. Can he take advantage here?
Tori Montgomery: Knowing Phoenix as well as I do, he's probably hearing all of the snarky comments that Stevens recorded for League cameras earlier in the week. To steal a line, I think Phoenix is about to choke a—
Frankie Garnett: That's no way to speak about Lisa Stevens!
Tori Montgomery: (growls)
The Phoenix applied the Top Wrist Lock
The Phoenix applied the Front Facelock
The Phoenix hit the Forearm Strike
The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow
The Phoenix hit the Rear Crossface Blows
The crowd start chanting to taunt The Phoenix.
The Phoenix picks up Scott Stevens.
The fans boo The Phoenix, wanting to see him take, not give, punishment.
Bob Sinclair: I expected Phoenix to be thrown off his game with the crowd as they are, but he doesn't seem to be missing a beat.
Tori Montgomery: Remember, it's not the first time he's had to dig this deep into himself, Bob. Just be glad he hasn't broken out the piledrivers and delayed brainbusters yet.
Frankie Garnett: As if he could injure Scorpion with that sort of piddly offense.
The Phoenix hit the Vertical Suplex
The Phoenix applied the American Figure Four Leglock
The Phoenix picks up Scott Stevens from behind.
Scott Stevens slipped out of the Side Explosion Suplex.
The Phoenix moved and the Leg Lariat missed!
The Phoenix hit the Triple Forearm Blow
The crowd is solidly against The Phoenix, trying to get him to lose his cool.
Frankie Garnett: Ok, I take back anything derogatory I said about this crowd.
Tori Montgomery: The only way Phoenix is losing his cool is if the fans jump the rails.
Bob Sinclair: And given who is sitting at ringside, I wouldn't doubt that happening for a moment.
Scott Stevens blocked the Eternal Requiem.
The Phoenix picks up Scott Stevens from behind.
The Phoenix hit the Side Explosion Suplex
Scott Stevens broke the Camel Clutch.
The Phoenix broke the Gutwrench Suplex.
The Phoenix hit the Slingshot Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out Just After Two!
Scott Stevens slipped out of the Blaze of Glory.
The Phoenix moved and the Kick Rush missed!
Scott Stevens blocked the Capture Suplex.
The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Spinning Back Kick.
A stalemate happens as neither competitor can take the advantage.
Scott Stevens hit the Leg Lariat
Scott Stevens applied the Single Leg Grapevine
The Phoenix counters by fighting back.
Scott Stevens blocked the Vertical Suplex.
The fans boo The Phoenix, wanting to see him take, not give, punishment.
The Phoenix hit the Capture Suplex
Scott Stevens counters by fighting back.
The Phoenix moved and the Triple Kick Combo missed!
The Phoenix stops to shout some abuse at some fans in the front row.
Bob Sinclair: I couldn't make it out; what did he say?
Tori Montgomery: All you had to do was read his lips, Bob. "It's time to cripple the bastard."
Frankie Garnett: That was uncalled for!
In the audience, Lisa Stevens tries to jump the railing and come to her husband's aid, but is stopped in her tracks, narrowly avoiding a kendo stick swing from Te'Snilo Bradenbury. The manager turns to face the Stevens family, and the look on her face begs any of them to try it again.
Tori Montgomery: There you go, Tess!
Frankie Garnett: This is unfair!
Tori Montgomery: What, so twenty-on-one is fair?
Frankie Garnett: When the one outweighs all twenty combined, yes!
Bob Sinclair: Meanwhile, there's still a match going on, you two.
Smart move by Scott Stevens, avoiding the submission attempt....
The Phoenix broke the DDT.
The Triple Forearm Blow was countered into a Arm Drag.
The Phoenix counters by fighting back.
The Phoenix hit the Slingshot Suplex
The referee begins the count...
1!
2!
Kick Out!
Armbar takedown...Phoenix locks in the Blaze of Glory!
Tori Montgomery: Break it! Break his damn ankle, Will!
Bob Sinclair: It looks like the Stevens family is threatening to clear the railing, but Te'Snilo is standing in their way with her husband's trademark twin kendo sticks to keep them back...she nearly cracked the Stevens patriarch in the skull with that swing!
Frankie Garnett: Where's the damn DQ, ref? That can't be right!
The referee checks the submission...
It seems to be locked in!
Will This Be It?
It's Still Locked In!
Bob Sinclair: Stevens looks limp in the ring, guys! I think he passed out!
Tori Montgomery: No mercy! Keep it locked in!
The referee has called for the bell!
Frankie Garnett: Oh, [censored]. You two are on your own; I'm getting the hell out of Dodge before the riots start.
Tori Montgomery: Sit your ass down!
Amelia Williams: Here is your winner, at a time of eight minutes and fifty seconds...The Phoenix!
The arena absolutely erupts in jeers as the entirety of the Stevens clan surges towards the barricade. Te'Snilo tries to back away but finds her progress stopped suddenly by a blast of pepper spray to the eyes, courtesy of Lisa Stevens.
Tori Montgomery: What the hell?!
Frankie Garnett: Looks like the family's about to deliver some Texas justice!
Three of the Stevens clan is already in the ring as Phoenix begins to get to his feet. Drusilla Danes nails him with a low blow from behind that sends him crashing back to the mat. On the outside, Te'Snilo is being held in a guillotine choke by Lisa Stevens, allowing the mugging (and let's face it, that's exactly what this is) to go uncontested.
Bob Sinclair: This is absolutely uncalled for.
Tori Montgomery: Can we get security out here please to stop this.
Frankie Garnett: This is fantastic! Butterball had it coming.
Scorpion's brother Ricky and his tag partner, Ash Darkstone, pick up Phoenix and hit what they call the Rising Shadow of the Desolate One.
Bob Sinclair: Now the Burning Blood Ravens of Perdition are getting in on the action. How sick.
Frankie Garnett: I love it. Looks like George is going to do something dastardly.
George mounts the second rope and bounces a few times before he hits a Crawdaddy Splash to the back of Phoenix.
Tori Montgomery: Dear God. That fat bastard just jarred Phoenix's spine. The man has a messed up neck!!!
Frankie Garnett: Can I get this on DVD so I can watch this brilliance over and over?
Scorpion, who has finally come back to his senses, motions for his brothers and Ash to pick up Phoenix's prone body so that he can finish him off. However, Scorpion's father motions him away and he abides. All of a sudden Cary bounces off the ropes and nails Phoenix with a lariat, TEXAS STYLE!!!! Cary signals for a microphone.
Cary Stevens: This is what happens you piece of crap when you mess with one of my boys. You understand?
Cary stomps on the back of his neck before the rest join in stomping away. A full minute of this passes, with the Houston crowd cheering every stomp. Finally, Scorpion motions for Ricky to grab a steel chair. Outside the ring, Lisa finally lets an unconscious Te'Snilo out of her grasp before sliding into the ring. A chair comes flying in from the outside, which Ash Darkstone intercepts and places at the feet of Scorpion. The League's most controversial member then picks up his fallen opponent, situating him over the steel chair before setting him up for a powerbomb...?
Tori Montgomery: No. They can't mean to do this! Not a spiked piledriver on a steel chair!
Frankie Garnett: Priceless...do it! END HIS CAREER!
Security is finally seen coming down the ramp, so the Stevens clan quickly lifts Phoenix into the air before driving him into the chair with the aforementioned spike piledriver! As security nears the ring, the family bails, hopping back over the railing and leaving through the wildly cheering crowd, leaving a decimated Phoenix and Te'Snilo behind. And as EMT's tend to the husband and wife duo, the show fades to black on that somber note.