Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 22:40:05 GMT
The camera focuses back inside of the Best Arena where the fans can be seen seated and waiting for more High Octane action here on Friday Night Chaos. Once everyones notices that the camera is back live the fans rise to their feet and wave their signs in the air. The camera pans down to the announcers table where the Hall of Fame duo of Joe Hoffman and Benny Newell are ready to call tonight’s action.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to Friday Night Chaos ladies and gentlemen and we’re about set for our second match here this evening. This promises to be a very hotly contested match where you couldn’t flip a coin to decide a winner.
Benny Newell: You’re kidding right, Joe? Not only do I know who is going to win this match but I have money riding on it.
Joe Hoffman: Haven’t you learned anything from all the times you’ve gambled on matches involving Ryan McKenna and lost Benny?
Benny Newell: Okay, Number #1? Fuck no I haven’t and Number #2? Ryan McKenna isn’t even in this match so I’m guaranteed to win big here tonight. Benny’s going to buy himself a harem full of chicks that I’m going to slap with my Dick. DRINK!!!!
Joe sighs the lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and can only be won via pinfall or submission!
The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a siren wails throughout the PA system and “Forever” (Travis Barker remix) by Drake begins to play. The cheers intensify as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first from Houston, Texas weighing in tonight at 256 lbs… He is one half of the HOW World Tag Team Champions… The Scorpion Scott Stevensssss!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has been riding high as of late closing out 2014 with a major win over his long time rival and supposed friend Rhys Townsend at ICONIC. Many think this puts Stevens in contention to do major things here in 2015 and maybe even finally capture the HOW World Championship belt.
Benny Newell: You ate your Illiterate Pancakes this morning, didn’t you? How the fuck do you think Stevens is going to do something like become HOW World Champion?!
Joe Hoffman: Did you see the way Stevens handled a former five time HOW World Champion at ICONIC?!
Benny Newell: It’s goddamn Townsend on PPV so of course Stevens won. And that means it doesn’t really count. Stevens isn’t even going to win this match tonight let alone the HOW World Championship belt. Once a Lonesome Loser, always a Lonesome Loser.
Scott Stevens appears on stage with his HOW World Tag Team Championship belt displayed proudly around his waist. Stevens walks down the aisle and fist bumps a couple of his fans while raising a fist at a few of his more vocal bashers. Stevens slides into the ring then climbs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air for the screaming fans. Stevens gives an icy glares and gives a throat slash gesture before hopping down off of the turnbuckle. Stevens bounces around in place when suddenly the sound of “Blind in Darkness” by Diary of Dreams begins to fill the arena. The crowd begins giving a mixed reaction of both cheers and boos as David Black makes his way out on stage.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent from Los Angeles, California weighing in tonight at 235lbs… here is David Blackkkkk!!!!!
David Black is all business as he stops on stage and just stares out at the crowd blankly. Black shakes his head slightly before focusing his gaze on the ring and his opponent for this evening in Scott Stevens. David Black begins slowly making his way down the ramp while rubbing his hands slowly over his wrists.
Joe Hoffman: And here is the man who some say will be a future HOW Hall of Famer maybe even next year depending on how the voting goes. David Black might not have ended 2014 on a high note but he remains a very dangerous man inside of those ropes.
Benny Newell: Hall of Fame? You mean votes that should have gone to JASON P. DAVIDSON!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Right, anyway after a disappointing loss by his team at ICONIC David Black looks to rebound tonight and get himself a win against one half of the current HOW World Tag Team Champions.
Benny Newell: Black is going to win because now Black is alone. The man just doesn’t play well with others but now that he doesn’t have Reeves or Kostoff around to fuck things up for him he’s going to beat the stupid off of Scott Stevens and make me a very rich drunk.
David Black circles around the ringside area never taking his eyes off of Scott Stevens before finally making his way up the steel ring steps. David Black simply steps through the ropes and makes his way over towards his corner choosing not to play to the crowd as his music begins to die down. Scott Stevens takes off his HOW World Tag Team Championship belt and hands it to the time keeper as referee Matt Boettcher calls for the bell to signal the start of this match.
–DING DING–
Both Scott Stevens and David Black walk to the center of the ring. There is an awkward tension before Stevens extends his hand towards Black as a sign of sportsmanship and respect. Black shakes his head and slaps Stevens’ hand away wanting no part of it as the crowd begins buzzing. Stevens shrugs his shoulders before both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Scott Stevens uses his slight size advantage to back Black back into the corner. Boettcher comes over and begins his five count to make both men release their grip. Slowly Scott Stevens lets go of the collar and elbow tie up and gives a clean break. Black throws his fists into the air ready for a dirty tactic from Stevens but all he gets is once again an extended hand from Stevens wanting to show his respect for Black.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens seems dead set on making this a clean match and showing David Black that he respects him both as a colleague and a opponent here tonight.
Benny Newell: What a fucking dumbass! He’s more worried about shaking Black’s hand than he is beating this guy’s ass and getting himself a win. I can smell the fucking money from here!
Black has had enough and he grabs a hold of Stevens before turning and tosses him into the corner. Black unleashes a furious assault of right and left hands to the face of body of Stevens. The proud Texan does his best to try and cover up from the assault but Black steps in when a knee to the mid-section that doubles over Stevens. Black grabs a hold of Stevens then whips out of the corner and into the opposite turnbuckle as hard as he possibly can. Stevens collides with the turnbuckle chest first at high speed as Black races towards the ropes. Stevens staggers backward away from the corner and right into a flying shoulder tackle from Black that sends him crashing down to the canvas. Black gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold Scott Stevens and pulls him back up to a vertical base. Black runs Stevens over towards the corner and slams him down head first onto the top turnbuckle. Black goes to slam Stevens down head first onto the top turnbuckle repeatedly but Stevens fires back with elbow shots to the face that causes Black to lose his grip. Stevens turns around and fires away big right hands at Black but Black ducks under one of them and grabs a hold of Stevens. Black hoists Stevens high into the air drops him chin first along the top turnbuckle with snake eyes. Black grabs a hold of Stevens then hoists him up once again and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Black climbs the turnbuckle then grabs a hold of Stevens and hits him with a high angle belly to back suplex that sends him crashing down to the mat. Stevens lands awkwardly on his neck but that doesn’t stop Black at all. Black hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Stevens kicks out before the three!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens landed hard right onto his neck from that move and I think he might have injured it but somehow he managed to kick out right before the three!
Benny Newell: See what did I tell you Joe? The Lonesome Loser strikes again! Just five minutes into this match and that son of a bitch as already managed to just about break his own neck!
Black gets back up to his feet then stalks around Stevens as he slowly staggers back up to his feet holding the back of his neck. Black gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then grabs a hold of him. Black hoists up Stevens into the air and looks to capitalize on the neck injury with a brainbuster but Stevens counters by managing to wiggle himself free. Stevens counters the brainbuster into the Scorpion Death Drop returning the favor and slamming the back of Black’s neck down to the canvas hard. Black kicks his feet in pain and holds his neck as slowly Stevens begins to try and pull himself back up to his feet.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens connects with the Scorpion Death Drop but he’s hurt his neck far too much to actually take advantage by pinning David Black here!
Benny Newell: Nothing but luck Joe. My money is still safe in the bank.
Black makes it back up to his feet first and goes for a discus punch to Stevens but Stevens ducks under it. As Black turns around Stevens grabs a hold of him and nails him with the Double S spinebuster down to the canvas hard. Stevens gets back up to his feet then stalks around Black as he slowly staggers back up to his feet. Stevens grabs a hold of Black from behind then hoists him high into the air before sending him crashing down neck first to the canvas with a German suplex. Stevens rolls through and keeps his fingers locked as he pulls David back back up to his feet again. Stevens hoists Black high into the air a second time and once again send him crashing down neck first with a second German suplex. Stevens yet again rolls through and keeps his fingers locked as he drags a lifeless David Black back up to a vertical base. Stevens muscles Black back up onto the air once again and finishes off the trio with a third German suplex. Black lies on the mat motionless as Stevens uses the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. The rolling German’s took their toll on Stevens’ neck too but he slaps his himself in the face and shakes it off as Black begins to stir. Stevens crouches and waits as Black finally regains a vertical base. As Black turns around Stevens uncoils and hits Black with Remember The Alamo to the face hard. Black collapses down to the canvas in a heap from the superkick. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Black as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NO! David Black manages to kick out before the three!
Joe Hoffman: Big Superkick from Stevens but it wasn’t enough to put away a very tough David Black. However it seems like both men now have suffered minor injuries to their necks and this could be anyone’s game.
Benny Newell: Okay haha, Stevens got off a few of his one hundred thousand signature moves. He’s gotten his offense in so now Black needs to get up off of his ass and remember you can’t be inducted into the Hall of Fame if you can’t beat a fucking Lonesome Loser.
Stevens gets back up to his feet then stalks around David Black as he slowly staggers back up to his feet. Stevens gives Black a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain. Stevens grabs a hold of David Black and shoves his head between his legs. Stevens grabs a hold of Black by the waist then tries to hoist him up into the air for a piledriver but Black fights it. Black manages to counter and launch Stevens up and over with a big back body drop. However Stevens doesn’t have the most graceful of flights and once again lands awkwardly sideways on his neck as the crowd gasps.
Joe Hoffman: Okay someone needs to stop this match before one of these men has their career ended here tonight!
Benny Newell: NO! The only thing that is going to make this match entertaining is if one of these motherfuckers dies and preferably Stevens!
David Black turns around then grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to his feet. David Black hooks Stevens and then hits him with a side Russian leg sweep that sends him crashing back down to the canvas. Black gets back up to his feet then stalks around Stevens who slowly begins to stagger back up to a vertical base. Black gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain then races over towards the ropes. Black rebounds off the ropes and then hits Stevens with a swinging neckbreaker that sends him sprawling back down to the mat hard. Black gets back up to his feet then gives Stevens no time to recover as he drags him back up to a vertical base. Black gives Stevens a couple of right hands before whipping him off into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes Black catches him and hits him with a tilt-to-whirl backbreaker that sends him tumbling down to the canvas hard. Stevens arches his back in pain but Black once again grabs a hold of him and begins to pull him back up. Black shoves Stevens head between his legs and hoists him high into the air. Black spikes Stevens down to the canvas with a piledriver that makes Stevens’ body convulse in pain. Black hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! ……..NO! Stevens gets his shoulder up at the last split second!
Joe Hoffman: Spike Piledriver from David Black onto the injured neck of Scott Stevens but it wasn’t enough to get the win here tonight. I think Stevens is just fighting on pure instinct at this point in time in the match.
Benny Newell: Come on Black stop screwing around and finish this match already. My dick isn’t going to suck itself if you don’t pin Stevens here tonight!
David Black gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and begins to pull him back up to a vertical base. Black hoist Stevens high into the air and up onto his shoulders. Black walks to the center of the ring but before he can do anything Stevens fires away with rapid elbow shots to the face of Black that causes him to lose his grip. Stevens lands on his feet then leaps into the air hits Black with the Houston Sidekick to the face that knocks him down to the canvas. Stevens gets back up to his feet then races towards the ropes as Black begins to stir a bit. Stevens rebounds off the ropes and then hits Black with a curb stomp that plants him face first back down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Curbstomp by Stevens! Black might have just lost a tooth!
Benny Newell: He’s going to lose a couple more if I don’t get my hookers tonight!
Stevens gets back up to his feet then steps through the ropes and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Stevens perches himself on the top rope as David Black pulls himself back up to his feet. Stevens leaps off the top rope and nails Black with a double axe handle shot to the back of the neck that drops him like a ton of bricks. Stevens grabs a hold of Black and slowly pulls him back up to a vertical base. Stevens uses all of his strength to toss Black as high into the air as he possibly can and as Black begins to come back down Stevens connects with Debbie Does Dallas almost knocking Black’s head clean off. Stevens feels a rush of adrenaline and bounces around in place as Black slowly staggers back up to his feet. Stevens gives Black a boot to the mid-section then…
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Stevens connects with his finisher and Black hits the canvas hard. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Black as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! David Black kicks out and Stevens can’t believe it!
Benny Newell: Motherfucker that was close! I was about to have kittens out here!
Joe Hoffman: See Benny I told you that you shouldn’t have bet against Scott Stevens because he’s on a roll!
Benny Newell: Lonesome Loser Hoffman, Lonesome Loser.
Stevens marches back up to his feet then then quickly grabs a hold of David Black by the leg and drags him to the center of the ring. Stevens tries to lock in the Arachnophobia but David Black fights it. Black manages to reach up and counter into a small package as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Stevens kicks out!
Benny Newell: Fuck Black come on!
Quickly both men scurry back up to their feet trying to gain the upperhand before the other one does. Black goes for another discus punch but Stevens ducks under it. Stevens grabs a hold of Black from behind and goes for another German suplex but Black counters with elbows to the side of the head of Stevens that causes him to lose his grip. Black turns around then gives Stevens a knee to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain. Black hoists Stevens up high into the air and then spikes him down to the canvas with a brainbuster. The impact of the move is so devastating that Stevens pops back up to his feet but he’s completely out of it. Black charges towards Stevens and then….
Joe Hoffman: BLACKOUT!
Black connects with his finishing move taking Stevens down to the canvas hard. Black hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner… David Blackkkkk!!!!!
Benny Newell: Fuck Yes! Benny is getting laid tonight!
Joe Hoffman: Such a close match but David Black steals a win here tonight from Scott Stevens using the Blackout. I think Stevens has nothing to be ashamed of even in defeat.
Benny Newell: Doesn’t matter Joe. Winner winner fish taco dinner! DRINK!
Black rolls out of the ring holding the back of his neck in pain but raises his free hand in the air in victory as we had backstage here in the Best Arena.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to Friday Night Chaos ladies and gentlemen and we’re about set for our second match here this evening. This promises to be a very hotly contested match where you couldn’t flip a coin to decide a winner.
Benny Newell: You’re kidding right, Joe? Not only do I know who is going to win this match but I have money riding on it.
Joe Hoffman: Haven’t you learned anything from all the times you’ve gambled on matches involving Ryan McKenna and lost Benny?
Benny Newell: Okay, Number #1? Fuck no I haven’t and Number #2? Ryan McKenna isn’t even in this match so I’m guaranteed to win big here tonight. Benny’s going to buy himself a harem full of chicks that I’m going to slap with my Dick. DRINK!!!!
Joe sighs the lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and can only be won via pinfall or submission!
The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a siren wails throughout the PA system and “Forever” (Travis Barker remix) by Drake begins to play. The cheers intensify as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first from Houston, Texas weighing in tonight at 256 lbs… He is one half of the HOW World Tag Team Champions… The Scorpion Scott Stevensssss!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has been riding high as of late closing out 2014 with a major win over his long time rival and supposed friend Rhys Townsend at ICONIC. Many think this puts Stevens in contention to do major things here in 2015 and maybe even finally capture the HOW World Championship belt.
Benny Newell: You ate your Illiterate Pancakes this morning, didn’t you? How the fuck do you think Stevens is going to do something like become HOW World Champion?!
Joe Hoffman: Did you see the way Stevens handled a former five time HOW World Champion at ICONIC?!
Benny Newell: It’s goddamn Townsend on PPV so of course Stevens won. And that means it doesn’t really count. Stevens isn’t even going to win this match tonight let alone the HOW World Championship belt. Once a Lonesome Loser, always a Lonesome Loser.
Scott Stevens appears on stage with his HOW World Tag Team Championship belt displayed proudly around his waist. Stevens walks down the aisle and fist bumps a couple of his fans while raising a fist at a few of his more vocal bashers. Stevens slides into the ring then climbs to the nearest turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air for the screaming fans. Stevens gives an icy glares and gives a throat slash gesture before hopping down off of the turnbuckle. Stevens bounces around in place when suddenly the sound of “Blind in Darkness” by Diary of Dreams begins to fill the arena. The crowd begins giving a mixed reaction of both cheers and boos as David Black makes his way out on stage.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent from Los Angeles, California weighing in tonight at 235lbs… here is David Blackkkkk!!!!!
David Black is all business as he stops on stage and just stares out at the crowd blankly. Black shakes his head slightly before focusing his gaze on the ring and his opponent for this evening in Scott Stevens. David Black begins slowly making his way down the ramp while rubbing his hands slowly over his wrists.
Joe Hoffman: And here is the man who some say will be a future HOW Hall of Famer maybe even next year depending on how the voting goes. David Black might not have ended 2014 on a high note but he remains a very dangerous man inside of those ropes.
Benny Newell: Hall of Fame? You mean votes that should have gone to JASON P. DAVIDSON!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Right, anyway after a disappointing loss by his team at ICONIC David Black looks to rebound tonight and get himself a win against one half of the current HOW World Tag Team Champions.
Benny Newell: Black is going to win because now Black is alone. The man just doesn’t play well with others but now that he doesn’t have Reeves or Kostoff around to fuck things up for him he’s going to beat the stupid off of Scott Stevens and make me a very rich drunk.
David Black circles around the ringside area never taking his eyes off of Scott Stevens before finally making his way up the steel ring steps. David Black simply steps through the ropes and makes his way over towards his corner choosing not to play to the crowd as his music begins to die down. Scott Stevens takes off his HOW World Tag Team Championship belt and hands it to the time keeper as referee Matt Boettcher calls for the bell to signal the start of this match.
–DING DING–
Both Scott Stevens and David Black walk to the center of the ring. There is an awkward tension before Stevens extends his hand towards Black as a sign of sportsmanship and respect. Black shakes his head and slaps Stevens’ hand away wanting no part of it as the crowd begins buzzing. Stevens shrugs his shoulders before both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. Scott Stevens uses his slight size advantage to back Black back into the corner. Boettcher comes over and begins his five count to make both men release their grip. Slowly Scott Stevens lets go of the collar and elbow tie up and gives a clean break. Black throws his fists into the air ready for a dirty tactic from Stevens but all he gets is once again an extended hand from Stevens wanting to show his respect for Black.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens seems dead set on making this a clean match and showing David Black that he respects him both as a colleague and a opponent here tonight.
Benny Newell: What a fucking dumbass! He’s more worried about shaking Black’s hand than he is beating this guy’s ass and getting himself a win. I can smell the fucking money from here!
Black has had enough and he grabs a hold of Stevens before turning and tosses him into the corner. Black unleashes a furious assault of right and left hands to the face of body of Stevens. The proud Texan does his best to try and cover up from the assault but Black steps in when a knee to the mid-section that doubles over Stevens. Black grabs a hold of Stevens then whips out of the corner and into the opposite turnbuckle as hard as he possibly can. Stevens collides with the turnbuckle chest first at high speed as Black races towards the ropes. Stevens staggers backward away from the corner and right into a flying shoulder tackle from Black that sends him crashing down to the canvas. Black gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold Scott Stevens and pulls him back up to a vertical base. Black runs Stevens over towards the corner and slams him down head first onto the top turnbuckle. Black goes to slam Stevens down head first onto the top turnbuckle repeatedly but Stevens fires back with elbow shots to the face that causes Black to lose his grip. Stevens turns around and fires away big right hands at Black but Black ducks under one of them and grabs a hold of Stevens. Black hoists Stevens high into the air drops him chin first along the top turnbuckle with snake eyes. Black grabs a hold of Stevens then hoists him up once again and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Black climbs the turnbuckle then grabs a hold of Stevens and hits him with a high angle belly to back suplex that sends him crashing down to the mat. Stevens lands awkwardly on his neck but that doesn’t stop Black at all. Black hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Stevens kicks out before the three!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens landed hard right onto his neck from that move and I think he might have injured it but somehow he managed to kick out right before the three!
Benny Newell: See what did I tell you Joe? The Lonesome Loser strikes again! Just five minutes into this match and that son of a bitch as already managed to just about break his own neck!
Black gets back up to his feet then stalks around Stevens as he slowly staggers back up to his feet holding the back of his neck. Black gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then grabs a hold of him. Black hoists up Stevens into the air and looks to capitalize on the neck injury with a brainbuster but Stevens counters by managing to wiggle himself free. Stevens counters the brainbuster into the Scorpion Death Drop returning the favor and slamming the back of Black’s neck down to the canvas hard. Black kicks his feet in pain and holds his neck as slowly Stevens begins to try and pull himself back up to his feet.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens connects with the Scorpion Death Drop but he’s hurt his neck far too much to actually take advantage by pinning David Black here!
Benny Newell: Nothing but luck Joe. My money is still safe in the bank.
Black makes it back up to his feet first and goes for a discus punch to Stevens but Stevens ducks under it. As Black turns around Stevens grabs a hold of him and nails him with the Double S spinebuster down to the canvas hard. Stevens gets back up to his feet then stalks around Black as he slowly staggers back up to his feet. Stevens grabs a hold of Black from behind then hoists him high into the air before sending him crashing down neck first to the canvas with a German suplex. Stevens rolls through and keeps his fingers locked as he pulls David back back up to his feet again. Stevens hoists Black high into the air a second time and once again send him crashing down neck first with a second German suplex. Stevens yet again rolls through and keeps his fingers locked as he drags a lifeless David Black back up to a vertical base. Stevens muscles Black back up onto the air once again and finishes off the trio with a third German suplex. Black lies on the mat motionless as Stevens uses the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. The rolling German’s took their toll on Stevens’ neck too but he slaps his himself in the face and shakes it off as Black begins to stir. Stevens crouches and waits as Black finally regains a vertical base. As Black turns around Stevens uncoils and hits Black with Remember The Alamo to the face hard. Black collapses down to the canvas in a heap from the superkick. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Black as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THR-NO! David Black manages to kick out before the three!
Joe Hoffman: Big Superkick from Stevens but it wasn’t enough to put away a very tough David Black. However it seems like both men now have suffered minor injuries to their necks and this could be anyone’s game.
Benny Newell: Okay haha, Stevens got off a few of his one hundred thousand signature moves. He’s gotten his offense in so now Black needs to get up off of his ass and remember you can’t be inducted into the Hall of Fame if you can’t beat a fucking Lonesome Loser.
Stevens gets back up to his feet then stalks around David Black as he slowly staggers back up to his feet. Stevens gives Black a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain. Stevens grabs a hold of David Black and shoves his head between his legs. Stevens grabs a hold of Black by the waist then tries to hoist him up into the air for a piledriver but Black fights it. Black manages to counter and launch Stevens up and over with a big back body drop. However Stevens doesn’t have the most graceful of flights and once again lands awkwardly sideways on his neck as the crowd gasps.
Joe Hoffman: Okay someone needs to stop this match before one of these men has their career ended here tonight!
Benny Newell: NO! The only thing that is going to make this match entertaining is if one of these motherfuckers dies and preferably Stevens!
David Black turns around then grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to his feet. David Black hooks Stevens and then hits him with a side Russian leg sweep that sends him crashing back down to the canvas. Black gets back up to his feet then stalks around Stevens who slowly begins to stagger back up to a vertical base. Black gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain then races over towards the ropes. Black rebounds off the ropes and then hits Stevens with a swinging neckbreaker that sends him sprawling back down to the mat hard. Black gets back up to his feet then gives Stevens no time to recover as he drags him back up to a vertical base. Black gives Stevens a couple of right hands before whipping him off into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes Black catches him and hits him with a tilt-to-whirl backbreaker that sends him tumbling down to the canvas hard. Stevens arches his back in pain but Black once again grabs a hold of him and begins to pull him back up. Black shoves Stevens head between his legs and hoists him high into the air. Black spikes Stevens down to the canvas with a piledriver that makes Stevens’ body convulse in pain. Black hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE! ……..NO! Stevens gets his shoulder up at the last split second!
Joe Hoffman: Spike Piledriver from David Black onto the injured neck of Scott Stevens but it wasn’t enough to get the win here tonight. I think Stevens is just fighting on pure instinct at this point in time in the match.
Benny Newell: Come on Black stop screwing around and finish this match already. My dick isn’t going to suck itself if you don’t pin Stevens here tonight!
David Black gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and begins to pull him back up to a vertical base. Black hoist Stevens high into the air and up onto his shoulders. Black walks to the center of the ring but before he can do anything Stevens fires away with rapid elbow shots to the face of Black that causes him to lose his grip. Stevens lands on his feet then leaps into the air hits Black with the Houston Sidekick to the face that knocks him down to the canvas. Stevens gets back up to his feet then races towards the ropes as Black begins to stir a bit. Stevens rebounds off the ropes and then hits Black with a curb stomp that plants him face first back down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Curbstomp by Stevens! Black might have just lost a tooth!
Benny Newell: He’s going to lose a couple more if I don’t get my hookers tonight!
Stevens gets back up to his feet then steps through the ropes and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Stevens perches himself on the top rope as David Black pulls himself back up to his feet. Stevens leaps off the top rope and nails Black with a double axe handle shot to the back of the neck that drops him like a ton of bricks. Stevens grabs a hold of Black and slowly pulls him back up to a vertical base. Stevens uses all of his strength to toss Black as high into the air as he possibly can and as Black begins to come back down Stevens connects with Debbie Does Dallas almost knocking Black’s head clean off. Stevens feels a rush of adrenaline and bounces around in place as Black slowly staggers back up to his feet. Stevens gives Black a boot to the mid-section then…
Joe Hoffman: TOXIC STING!
Stevens connects with his finisher and Black hits the canvas hard. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on Black as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! David Black kicks out and Stevens can’t believe it!
Benny Newell: Motherfucker that was close! I was about to have kittens out here!
Joe Hoffman: See Benny I told you that you shouldn’t have bet against Scott Stevens because he’s on a roll!
Benny Newell: Lonesome Loser Hoffman, Lonesome Loser.
Stevens marches back up to his feet then then quickly grabs a hold of David Black by the leg and drags him to the center of the ring. Stevens tries to lock in the Arachnophobia but David Black fights it. Black manages to reach up and counter into a small package as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
NO! Stevens kicks out!
Benny Newell: Fuck Black come on!
Quickly both men scurry back up to their feet trying to gain the upperhand before the other one does. Black goes for another discus punch but Stevens ducks under it. Stevens grabs a hold of Black from behind and goes for another German suplex but Black counters with elbows to the side of the head of Stevens that causes him to lose his grip. Black turns around then gives Stevens a knee to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain. Black hoists Stevens up high into the air and then spikes him down to the canvas with a brainbuster. The impact of the move is so devastating that Stevens pops back up to his feet but he’s completely out of it. Black charges towards Stevens and then….
Joe Hoffman: BLACKOUT!
Black connects with his finishing move taking Stevens down to the canvas hard. Black hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Boettcher slides in for the count.
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!!!!
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner… David Blackkkkk!!!!!
Benny Newell: Fuck Yes! Benny is getting laid tonight!
Joe Hoffman: Such a close match but David Black steals a win here tonight from Scott Stevens using the Blackout. I think Stevens has nothing to be ashamed of even in defeat.
Benny Newell: Doesn’t matter Joe. Winner winner fish taco dinner! DRINK!
Black rolls out of the ring holding the back of his neck in pain but raises his free hand in the air in victory as we had backstage here in the Best Arena.