Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 22:28:03 GMT
“Perfect Insanity” by Disturbed blasts over the PA in the Best Arena.
Benny Newell: Oh fucking hell what does this shit dick want?!
One half of Sex and Money and HOW Tag Team Champion, Brian Hollywood, emerges from the back to a chorus of boos. He’s alone, however, as he marches down the ramp and towards the announcing table. He sits down and puts on a headset.
Brian Hollywood: Good evening gentlemen. Your tag team champion has arrived.
Benny Newell: Blow me mother fucker.
Joe Hoffman: Good to have you, Brian. Ready for some tag action tonight?
Brian Hollywood: I’m ready for the winner of this match. Makes no difference who it’s going to be.
DING DING
Bryan McVay: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall where the winners will go on to face Sex and Money for the HOW Tag Team Championships!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a siren wails throughout the PA system and “Forever” (Travis Barker remix) by Drake begins to play. The cheers intensify as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, SCOTT STEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the mat, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
The lights fade to dark blue in the arena as Ryan’s music starts. A few bars after the music kicks in, Ryan emerges from the curtain and paces back and forth on the stage, keeping his eyes on the ring
Bryan McVay: His partner, from Chicago Illinois by way of Glasgow, Scotland, weighing 205 pounds, RYAN MCKENNNNNNNNNNA!
After a few paces, he breaks into a run down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, quickly getting back onto his feet and almost running up the far turnbuckle to beat his chest and raise his fists to the crowd.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens and McKenna had a few things to say about your and Zion’s coronation last week.
Brian Hollywood: They had no business being down in that ring last week. Both of them are going to pay dearly for even getting involved with Sex and Money’s business!
“Come as you are” by Nirvana blasts over the PA as Hugo and Max come out from the back.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, HUGOOOO SCOOOOOORPIO and MAXXXXX KAAAAAEL!
Kael and Hugo come marching down the ramp and into the ring. Both teams get in each others faces as Matt Boettcher tries to keep things under control.
Benny Newell: Look at them, even they want to get this tag match over with!
Brian Hollywood: Can you blame them? None of them want to face Sex and Money. They all have finally accepted the truth for what it is. That being there isn’t a single damn team in HOW that can beat us!
DING DING
Stevens and Kael are the first to start things off. They lock up in the ring as a little struggle for control ensues. Kael, being the veteran that he is, is able to find a way to get a leg up on Stevens. Kael locks his leg around Stevens ankle and trips him up causing him to release Kael. Kael grabs him and plasters him into the mat with a twisting DDT. Kael grabs Stevens and Irish whips him into the ropes and delivers a thunderous exploder suplex onto Stevens. Kael hooks the leg of Stevens.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Kael is the first to respond in this number one contenders match. Only one of these teams will have the right to face Sex and Money for the HOW Tag Team Championships.
Benny Newell: Sex and Money are nothing but fucking—
Brian Hollywood: Flukes? I’ve heard better from you Benny! You can’t possibly sit there and say that Sex and Money aren’t the most premiere team you’ve seen in a long time here in HOW.
Benny Newell: Fuck you cunt bag. Fuck this match, why don’t you and I step into the ring and fight?!
Joe Hoffman: Benny I don’t think…
Benny Newell: No, shut up Hoffhole! This guy thinks he’s better than everyone else, I can show him for the sack of shit he really is!
Brian Hollywood: Pshh. Why don’t you stick to your drunk commentating Benny. Or else I’ll give you just as many more brain dead cells as fucking Scottywood has!
Benny Newell: That’s what I thought! Your all talk Hollywood!
Hollywood smiles and realizes how stupid Benny is as he would go down with one hard punch. The action continues as Kael continues to stay hard on Stevens. Kael tags in Hugo as the two of them attempt to mount a double flapjack on Stevens only for Stevens to turn it into a double DDT into the mat. Stevens grabs Kael and tosses him over the top rope. Stevens is hot on his feet now and ricochets off the ropes coming back at Hugo. Stevens surprises Hugo with a Stinger splash curb stomp mafia kick. Hugo pops up only for Stevens to take him down with a snapmare. He follows it up with a rolling neck slap. Stevens covers Hugo.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to show Sex and Money that him and McKenna are no pushovers.
Brian Hollywood: I’ve wrestled Stevens before. I’ll give him credit, he’s one tough mother fucker, but he stands no chance of winning my championship away from me!
Hugo rebounds with a standing dropkick into Stevens. Stevens bounces off the ropes and comes back at Hugo and Hugo grabs him and plants him down into the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Hugo heads to the top as Stevens slowly gets back to his feet. It’s pointless, though really, as Hugo hits another dropkick from the top rope. Hugo grabs Stevens and sends him flying backwards with a german suplex. Hugo grabs the leg of Stevens quickly.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Joe Hoffman: NO! MCKENNA WITH THE SAVE!
Benny Newell: Stupid fucking redneck is lucky.
Brian Hollywood: It looks as if McKenna is wanting to make up for what he lost.
McKenna is exits quickly but holds his hand out wanting the hot tag. Hugo attempts to stop it, but Stevens turns around and plants Hugo hard with a Houston Sidekick. Stevens then lunges forward and gets the hot tag on McKenna. McKenna throws some basic punches and elbow shots at Hugo and then Irish Whips him towards the ropes. Hugo comes back and McKenna takes him down to the canvas with a Huricanarona. Hugo is dazed a bit but he gets back to his feet. McKenna rushes towards the rope and rebounds off them and takes him down with a crossbody. McKenna heads to the top and targets the laid out Hugo. McKenna launches off and is able to connect with the Supernova. McKenna covers Hugo.
ONE
TWO
THREE
KAEL WITH THE SAVE!!
Joe Hoffman: What an unbelievable match!
Brian Hollywood: I haven’t seen Kael and Hugo wrestle with this much intensity before. You see, everyone wants to fight Sex and Money!
Stevens hits the ring but gets a huge uppercut from Kael that sends him rolling to the outside. Kael clears the ring as McKenna sees Stevens on the outside. As this happens, it is Hugo who is able to get the tag back into Kael. Kael hops the ring and McKenna is too late as Kael hits him with a stiff big boot. Kael mounts McKenna and starts hammering away at him with several punches. Stevens doesn’t take too kindly to the cheap uppercut so he rolls back into the ring and hits Kael with a dropkick. Stevens rolls out of the ring fast as McKenna kips up and targets Kael. Kael shakes off Stevens assault but is measured with the Scatter Shot from McKenna. McKenna drops down and hooks the leg of Kael.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
DING DING
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners and the number one contenders to face Sex and Money at March to Glory, SCOTT STEEEEEEEEVENS and RYAN MCKENNNNNNNNNNA!
Joe Hoffman: Unbelievable! It looks as if Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna will have an opportunity to get the championships back! What do you think of that……….Hollywood?
Hoffman looks up as Hollywood is already to his feet with the headset off. Hollywood grabs a mic and actually scales the top of the announce table. Hollywood taps on the mic before speaking into it.
Brian Hollywood: Hey, yo, cheap fucks, over here!
The crowd start to boo as Stevens and McKenna look over towards Hollywood who doesn’t look too happy.
Brian Hollywood: I guess congrats are in order on your win. It’s not like Hugo and Kael are really much in the way of competition, so just letting you know, when you guys come up against Sex and Money, it’s not going to be a walk in the park like that match just was for you!
Stevens and McKenna start to shake their head as they can’t believe the amount of bullshit coming out of Hollywood’s mouth.
Brian Hollywood: Now that you guys have been OFFICIALLY announced as our next opponents, I want to make one thing perfectly fucking clear! You guys have NO idea who you’re going to war with! Stevens, you can whine like a little fucking bitch about how you never really lost these tag titles but the truth is, it would have made no difference if it was you rather than McKenna that lost these belts with Sektor. The outcome would have been the same. You two can try your damnest to win these back, but I inquire that you stop wasting your damn time cause it’s not going to happen. However, since the two of you seem adamant about it, you’re going to have to deal with fighting under OUR rules! That’s right, next week, I’m going to come out here and announce your fate to the entire world for March to Glory so I suggest the two of you be ready…not like it’s going to matter anyway!
Hollywood starts to laugh as he drops the mic and holds up his HOW Tag Team Championship high into the air showing it off to McKenna and Stevens. “Perfect Insanity” reprises over the PA as Stevens and McKenna look towards Hollywood intently as they motion the championship gesture around their waist. Hollywood shakes his head and then looks at them seriously still holding the championship high above him as we go quickly to another commercial after the long opening part of the show.
Benny Newell: Oh fucking hell what does this shit dick want?!
One half of Sex and Money and HOW Tag Team Champion, Brian Hollywood, emerges from the back to a chorus of boos. He’s alone, however, as he marches down the ramp and towards the announcing table. He sits down and puts on a headset.
Brian Hollywood: Good evening gentlemen. Your tag team champion has arrived.
Benny Newell: Blow me mother fucker.
Joe Hoffman: Good to have you, Brian. Ready for some tag action tonight?
Brian Hollywood: I’m ready for the winner of this match. Makes no difference who it’s going to be.
DING DING
Bryan McVay: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall where the winners will go on to face Sex and Money for the HOW Tag Team Championships!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a siren wails throughout the PA system and “Forever” (Travis Barker remix) by Drake begins to play. The cheers intensify as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, SCOTT STEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the mat, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
The lights fade to dark blue in the arena as Ryan’s music starts. A few bars after the music kicks in, Ryan emerges from the curtain and paces back and forth on the stage, keeping his eyes on the ring
Bryan McVay: His partner, from Chicago Illinois by way of Glasgow, Scotland, weighing 205 pounds, RYAN MCKENNNNNNNNNNA!
After a few paces, he breaks into a run down to the ring and slides under the bottom rope, quickly getting back onto his feet and almost running up the far turnbuckle to beat his chest and raise his fists to the crowd.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens and McKenna had a few things to say about your and Zion’s coronation last week.
Brian Hollywood: They had no business being down in that ring last week. Both of them are going to pay dearly for even getting involved with Sex and Money’s business!
“Come as you are” by Nirvana blasts over the PA as Hugo and Max come out from the back.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, HUGOOOO SCOOOOOORPIO and MAXXXXX KAAAAAEL!
Kael and Hugo come marching down the ramp and into the ring. Both teams get in each others faces as Matt Boettcher tries to keep things under control.
Benny Newell: Look at them, even they want to get this tag match over with!
Brian Hollywood: Can you blame them? None of them want to face Sex and Money. They all have finally accepted the truth for what it is. That being there isn’t a single damn team in HOW that can beat us!
DING DING
Stevens and Kael are the first to start things off. They lock up in the ring as a little struggle for control ensues. Kael, being the veteran that he is, is able to find a way to get a leg up on Stevens. Kael locks his leg around Stevens ankle and trips him up causing him to release Kael. Kael grabs him and plasters him into the mat with a twisting DDT. Kael grabs Stevens and Irish whips him into the ropes and delivers a thunderous exploder suplex onto Stevens. Kael hooks the leg of Stevens.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Kael is the first to respond in this number one contenders match. Only one of these teams will have the right to face Sex and Money for the HOW Tag Team Championships.
Benny Newell: Sex and Money are nothing but fucking—
Brian Hollywood: Flukes? I’ve heard better from you Benny! You can’t possibly sit there and say that Sex and Money aren’t the most premiere team you’ve seen in a long time here in HOW.
Benny Newell: Fuck you cunt bag. Fuck this match, why don’t you and I step into the ring and fight?!
Joe Hoffman: Benny I don’t think…
Benny Newell: No, shut up Hoffhole! This guy thinks he’s better than everyone else, I can show him for the sack of shit he really is!
Brian Hollywood: Pshh. Why don’t you stick to your drunk commentating Benny. Or else I’ll give you just as many more brain dead cells as fucking Scottywood has!
Benny Newell: That’s what I thought! Your all talk Hollywood!
Hollywood smiles and realizes how stupid Benny is as he would go down with one hard punch. The action continues as Kael continues to stay hard on Stevens. Kael tags in Hugo as the two of them attempt to mount a double flapjack on Stevens only for Stevens to turn it into a double DDT into the mat. Stevens grabs Kael and tosses him over the top rope. Stevens is hot on his feet now and ricochets off the ropes coming back at Hugo. Stevens surprises Hugo with a Stinger splash curb stomp mafia kick. Hugo pops up only for Stevens to take him down with a snapmare. He follows it up with a rolling neck slap. Stevens covers Hugo.
ONE
TWO
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to show Sex and Money that him and McKenna are no pushovers.
Brian Hollywood: I’ve wrestled Stevens before. I’ll give him credit, he’s one tough mother fucker, but he stands no chance of winning my championship away from me!
Hugo rebounds with a standing dropkick into Stevens. Stevens bounces off the ropes and comes back at Hugo and Hugo grabs him and plants him down into the mat with a belly to belly suplex. Hugo heads to the top as Stevens slowly gets back to his feet. It’s pointless, though really, as Hugo hits another dropkick from the top rope. Hugo grabs Stevens and sends him flying backwards with a german suplex. Hugo grabs the leg of Stevens quickly.
ONE
TWO
THREE
Joe Hoffman: NO! MCKENNA WITH THE SAVE!
Benny Newell: Stupid fucking redneck is lucky.
Brian Hollywood: It looks as if McKenna is wanting to make up for what he lost.
McKenna is exits quickly but holds his hand out wanting the hot tag. Hugo attempts to stop it, but Stevens turns around and plants Hugo hard with a Houston Sidekick. Stevens then lunges forward and gets the hot tag on McKenna. McKenna throws some basic punches and elbow shots at Hugo and then Irish Whips him towards the ropes. Hugo comes back and McKenna takes him down to the canvas with a Huricanarona. Hugo is dazed a bit but he gets back to his feet. McKenna rushes towards the rope and rebounds off them and takes him down with a crossbody. McKenna heads to the top and targets the laid out Hugo. McKenna launches off and is able to connect with the Supernova. McKenna covers Hugo.
ONE
TWO
THREE
KAEL WITH THE SAVE!!
Joe Hoffman: What an unbelievable match!
Brian Hollywood: I haven’t seen Kael and Hugo wrestle with this much intensity before. You see, everyone wants to fight Sex and Money!
Stevens hits the ring but gets a huge uppercut from Kael that sends him rolling to the outside. Kael clears the ring as McKenna sees Stevens on the outside. As this happens, it is Hugo who is able to get the tag back into Kael. Kael hops the ring and McKenna is too late as Kael hits him with a stiff big boot. Kael mounts McKenna and starts hammering away at him with several punches. Stevens doesn’t take too kindly to the cheap uppercut so he rolls back into the ring and hits Kael with a dropkick. Stevens rolls out of the ring fast as McKenna kips up and targets Kael. Kael shakes off Stevens assault but is measured with the Scatter Shot from McKenna. McKenna drops down and hooks the leg of Kael.
ONE
TWO
THREE!
DING DING
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners and the number one contenders to face Sex and Money at March to Glory, SCOTT STEEEEEEEEVENS and RYAN MCKENNNNNNNNNNA!
Joe Hoffman: Unbelievable! It looks as if Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna will have an opportunity to get the championships back! What do you think of that……….Hollywood?
Hoffman looks up as Hollywood is already to his feet with the headset off. Hollywood grabs a mic and actually scales the top of the announce table. Hollywood taps on the mic before speaking into it.
Brian Hollywood: Hey, yo, cheap fucks, over here!
The crowd start to boo as Stevens and McKenna look over towards Hollywood who doesn’t look too happy.
Brian Hollywood: I guess congrats are in order on your win. It’s not like Hugo and Kael are really much in the way of competition, so just letting you know, when you guys come up against Sex and Money, it’s not going to be a walk in the park like that match just was for you!
Stevens and McKenna start to shake their head as they can’t believe the amount of bullshit coming out of Hollywood’s mouth.
Brian Hollywood: Now that you guys have been OFFICIALLY announced as our next opponents, I want to make one thing perfectly fucking clear! You guys have NO idea who you’re going to war with! Stevens, you can whine like a little fucking bitch about how you never really lost these tag titles but the truth is, it would have made no difference if it was you rather than McKenna that lost these belts with Sektor. The outcome would have been the same. You two can try your damnest to win these back, but I inquire that you stop wasting your damn time cause it’s not going to happen. However, since the two of you seem adamant about it, you’re going to have to deal with fighting under OUR rules! That’s right, next week, I’m going to come out here and announce your fate to the entire world for March to Glory so I suggest the two of you be ready…not like it’s going to matter anyway!
Hollywood starts to laugh as he drops the mic and holds up his HOW Tag Team Championship high into the air showing it off to McKenna and Stevens. “Perfect Insanity” reprises over the PA as Stevens and McKenna look towards Hollywood intently as they motion the championship gesture around their waist. Hollywood shakes his head and then looks at them seriously still holding the championship high above him as we go quickly to another commercial after the long opening part of the show.