Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 22:25:31 GMT
Back from commercial, Noah Hanson is standing in the ring warming up in preparation for his match.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen and were getting ready to see Noah Hanson take on Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: What the fuck are you talking about? This match would still be considered bathroom break material to me.
Joe Hoffman: Well you better get used to seeing both these guys Benny because come time for the PPV, these two will be against each other again.
Benny Newell: Oh you mean Gay for Pay against My little Pony? Yea…think about how that sounds Hoffhole.
Joe Hoffman: Needless to say, it shall be Sex and Money, Darin Zion and Noah Hanson, defending their tag team championships against Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna.
Benny Newell: So it’s loser against loser? Scott Stevens never lost the belt but Noah Hanson never won it….fuck it all. DRINK!
Joe Hoffman: Well let’s send it down to Bryan for the start of the match!
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Kansas City, NOAAAAH HANNNNSON!
Hanson nods his head as he eyes the ramp awaiting his opponent.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, SCOTTTTTT STEEEEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Just look at Stevens, he doesn’t want to give Hanson any handouts in this match.
Benny Newell: A man like Hanson shouldn’t have any fucking handouts. Hanson is pathetic.
DING DING
As the match starts, Hanson, without a shadow of a second, rushes at Stevens and takes him down with a shoulder block. Stevens eyes widen, as it looks as if he wasn’t ready for the intensity of Hanson. He gets back to his feet but Hanson knocks him back down with a clothesline.
Joe Hoffman: It appears as if Noah is trying to send a message that he means business tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s adrenaline, pure and simple hoffhole. That’s the only thing keeping Hanson one stepp ahead of Stevens.
Stevens runs at Hanson, but Hanson throws a huge uppercut which causes Stevens to stumble a bit. Hanson keeps Stevens unbalanced as he runs at him and plants him with a DDT into the mat. Hanson covers Stevens.
UNO
DOS
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Hanson looks electric here tonight.
Benny Newell: Or he knows he’s going to have to be really good tonight cause he knows he’s going to lose the tag titles at March to Glory.
Hanson grabs Stevens and grabs him by the waist. Hanson tries a german suplex but Stevens slips behind him on his feet. Stevens grabs Hanson by the neck and sends him falling with an inverted neckbreaker into the mat. Stevens ricochets off the ropes and drops an elbow into the face of Hanson. Stevens then mounts Hanson and starts to unleash a flurry of punches. Stevens follows that up with an knee drop into Hanson. Stevens covers Hanson.
UNO
DOS
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: It looks as if Stevens has now took control of this match.
Benny Newell: What did you expect hoffhole? Hanson can’t go very long before he runs out of juice.
Stevens lifts Hanson up and hits him with the Arachnid-Plex and has Hanson’s shoulder into the mat. Stevens has Hanson in another pin.
UNO
Joe Hoffman: Some quickness and urgency from Stevens! Can he get him?!
DOS
Benny Newell: It’s over!
TRES
Joe Hoffman: Stevens—
Hanson JUST gets the shoulder up before the three count.
Benny Newell: WHAT?!
Joe Hoffman: Hanson stays alive! That was close!
Stevens thought he had Hanson, but Hanson clearly powered out of the nearly unescapable bridge pin. Stevens shakes his head as he comes off the ropes and clocks Hanson with the Venomous Injection springboard roundhouse. Hanson looks stunned as he starts to fall towards the canvas but Stevens grabs him as he goes downward and lifts him up and delivers the Houston we have a problem death valley driver. Stevens follows up and hooks Hanson’s leg.
UNO
DOS
TRES
NOO! Hanson stays alive AGAIN!
Joe Hoffman: This is just amazing! It’s not even March to Glory yet and these two guys are giving it their all!
Benny Newell: This match should have been over five fucking minutes ago!
Stevens can’t believe Hanson kicked out. He looks down at Hanson with anger and shakes his head as he stands to his feet and eyes Hanson. Hanson slowly gets to his feet. He turns around at Stevens and Stevens goes for the Toxic Sting but Hanson counters! Hanson shoves Stevens forward as Stevens turns around. Hanson hits a sideslam on Stevens and hooks the leg.
UNO
DOS
TRES
Joe Hoffman: Stevens stays alive!
Benny Newell: My brain is fried!
Hanson gets to his feet and heads to the top rope. He measures Stevens and dives off and connects with the Lady Killer. Hanson slowly crawls and covers Stevens again.
UNO
Joe Hoffman: Noah’s Lady Killer finisher might have put things away!
DOS
Benny Newell: FUCK….
TRES
NOO! Stevens somehow mustered the energy to kick out. Hanson looks puzzled as both men lie in the middle of the ring. Hanson is able to get to his feet first as Stevens shows signs of movement as well. Hanson shakes his head as he goes to the top again. This time, Stevens pops up and dashes up the top to stop Hanson. Both men are on top of the turnbuckle as an exchange of punches ensue. Stevens plants a hard right into Hanson as Hanson fires back with a right of his own. This continues for a few moments before Hanson grabs Stevens from the back of the head and delivers a vicious headbutt into Stevens which causes Stevens to fall backwards and back down into the canvas. Hanson shakes his head a couple times before he repositions himself on the turnbuckle. Hanson dives off and delivers yet another Ladykiller on Stevens. Hanson drapes his arm over Stevens.
UNO
DOS
TRES
DING DING
Joe Hoffman: Hanson did it! He beat Stevens!
Benny Newell: The lonesome loser loses to Hanson?! I MUST be out of liquor.
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match, NOOOOOOAH HANNNNNSON!
Hanson rises to his feet slowly as he starts to celebrate in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What a match that was! Great effort by both men and this is only the tip of the iceberg for what we could see at the PPV!
Benny Newell: If Stevens and McKenna don’t win those tag titles, I’ll be out of a commentary job!
Joe Hoffman: That match could go either way! Zion has been on a tear and Hanson looks as if he’s starting to get that groove back. Either way, it’s going to be one hell of a match!
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen and were getting ready to see Noah Hanson take on Scott Stevens.
Benny Newell: What the fuck are you talking about? This match would still be considered bathroom break material to me.
Joe Hoffman: Well you better get used to seeing both these guys Benny because come time for the PPV, these two will be against each other again.
Benny Newell: Oh you mean Gay for Pay against My little Pony? Yea…think about how that sounds Hoffhole.
Joe Hoffman: Needless to say, it shall be Sex and Money, Darin Zion and Noah Hanson, defending their tag team championships against Scott Stevens and Ryan McKenna.
Benny Newell: So it’s loser against loser? Scott Stevens never lost the belt but Noah Hanson never won it….fuck it all. DRINK!
Joe Hoffman: Well let’s send it down to Bryan for the start of the match!
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Kansas City, NOAAAAH HANNNNSON!
Hanson nods his head as he eyes the ramp awaiting his opponent.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from Texas, weighing in at 256 pounds, SCOTTTTTT STEEEEEEEVENS!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Just look at Stevens, he doesn’t want to give Hanson any handouts in this match.
Benny Newell: A man like Hanson shouldn’t have any fucking handouts. Hanson is pathetic.
DING DING
As the match starts, Hanson, without a shadow of a second, rushes at Stevens and takes him down with a shoulder block. Stevens eyes widen, as it looks as if he wasn’t ready for the intensity of Hanson. He gets back to his feet but Hanson knocks him back down with a clothesline.
Joe Hoffman: It appears as if Noah is trying to send a message that he means business tonight.
Benny Newell: It’s adrenaline, pure and simple hoffhole. That’s the only thing keeping Hanson one stepp ahead of Stevens.
Stevens runs at Hanson, but Hanson throws a huge uppercut which causes Stevens to stumble a bit. Hanson keeps Stevens unbalanced as he runs at him and plants him with a DDT into the mat. Hanson covers Stevens.
UNO
DOS
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: Hanson looks electric here tonight.
Benny Newell: Or he knows he’s going to have to be really good tonight cause he knows he’s going to lose the tag titles at March to Glory.
Hanson grabs Stevens and grabs him by the waist. Hanson tries a german suplex but Stevens slips behind him on his feet. Stevens grabs Hanson by the neck and sends him falling with an inverted neckbreaker into the mat. Stevens ricochets off the ropes and drops an elbow into the face of Hanson. Stevens then mounts Hanson and starts to unleash a flurry of punches. Stevens follows that up with an knee drop into Hanson. Stevens covers Hanson.
UNO
DOS
KICKOUT
Joe Hoffman: It looks as if Stevens has now took control of this match.
Benny Newell: What did you expect hoffhole? Hanson can’t go very long before he runs out of juice.
Stevens lifts Hanson up and hits him with the Arachnid-Plex and has Hanson’s shoulder into the mat. Stevens has Hanson in another pin.
UNO
Joe Hoffman: Some quickness and urgency from Stevens! Can he get him?!
DOS
Benny Newell: It’s over!
TRES
Joe Hoffman: Stevens—
Hanson JUST gets the shoulder up before the three count.
Benny Newell: WHAT?!
Joe Hoffman: Hanson stays alive! That was close!
Stevens thought he had Hanson, but Hanson clearly powered out of the nearly unescapable bridge pin. Stevens shakes his head as he comes off the ropes and clocks Hanson with the Venomous Injection springboard roundhouse. Hanson looks stunned as he starts to fall towards the canvas but Stevens grabs him as he goes downward and lifts him up and delivers the Houston we have a problem death valley driver. Stevens follows up and hooks Hanson’s leg.
UNO
DOS
TRES
NOO! Hanson stays alive AGAIN!
Joe Hoffman: This is just amazing! It’s not even March to Glory yet and these two guys are giving it their all!
Benny Newell: This match should have been over five fucking minutes ago!
Stevens can’t believe Hanson kicked out. He looks down at Hanson with anger and shakes his head as he stands to his feet and eyes Hanson. Hanson slowly gets to his feet. He turns around at Stevens and Stevens goes for the Toxic Sting but Hanson counters! Hanson shoves Stevens forward as Stevens turns around. Hanson hits a sideslam on Stevens and hooks the leg.
UNO
DOS
TRES
Joe Hoffman: Stevens stays alive!
Benny Newell: My brain is fried!
Hanson gets to his feet and heads to the top rope. He measures Stevens and dives off and connects with the Lady Killer. Hanson slowly crawls and covers Stevens again.
UNO
Joe Hoffman: Noah’s Lady Killer finisher might have put things away!
DOS
Benny Newell: FUCK….
TRES
NOO! Stevens somehow mustered the energy to kick out. Hanson looks puzzled as both men lie in the middle of the ring. Hanson is able to get to his feet first as Stevens shows signs of movement as well. Hanson shakes his head as he goes to the top again. This time, Stevens pops up and dashes up the top to stop Hanson. Both men are on top of the turnbuckle as an exchange of punches ensue. Stevens plants a hard right into Hanson as Hanson fires back with a right of his own. This continues for a few moments before Hanson grabs Stevens from the back of the head and delivers a vicious headbutt into Stevens which causes Stevens to fall backwards and back down into the canvas. Hanson shakes his head a couple times before he repositions himself on the turnbuckle. Hanson dives off and delivers yet another Ladykiller on Stevens. Hanson drapes his arm over Stevens.
UNO
DOS
TRES
DING DING
Joe Hoffman: Hanson did it! He beat Stevens!
Benny Newell: The lonesome loser loses to Hanson?! I MUST be out of liquor.
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match, NOOOOOOAH HANNNNNSON!
Hanson rises to his feet slowly as he starts to celebrate in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What a match that was! Great effort by both men and this is only the tip of the iceberg for what we could see at the PPV!
Benny Newell: If Stevens and McKenna don’t win those tag titles, I’ll be out of a commentary job!
Joe Hoffman: That match could go either way! Zion has been on a tear and Hanson looks as if he’s starting to get that groove back. Either way, it’s going to be one hell of a match!