Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 22:00:30 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to ringside ladies and gentlemen here on Mayhem and next up we have a very special Boardwalk Wrestling versus High Octane Wrestling match. We’ll see the former Boardwalk Wrestling Anarchy Champion in CJ O’Donnell going one on one with the man that brutalized both Lee Best and Ryan McKenna in Scott Stevens in what will be an I Quit match.
Benny Newell: As much as I hate Scott Stevens and boy do I fucking hate Stevens for that Lonesome Loser motherfucker did to our lord and savior Lee Best. I have to root for him to win this match because number one fuck Boardwalk and number two I don’t know what a CJ O’Donnell is but I’m pretty sure I got it from a hooker once.
Joe Hoffman: Just last week in the main event of Mayhem we saw Ian Bishop get a measure of revenge for himself and Boardwalk Wrestling by defeated the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion right here in the middle of the ring. What a feather in the cap it would be for Boardwalk Wrestling if here tonight CJ O’Donnell could make a proud Texan like Scott Stevens say I Quit.
Benny Newell: Those CJ O’Donnell’s are rough Joe. The itching and the burning, the constantly feeling like you have to pee but having absolutely nothing coming out. But that’s not enough to make our Stevens say I Quit. If the motherfucker can take a Polish sausage up his ass, a bloody tampon down his throat, and still come back for more? Then he’ll do just fine here tonight.
Joe Hoffman: There is only one way to find out for sure Benny and that’s to toss it down to ringside where Bryan McVay is ready to make tonight’s introductions.
Benny reaches down and brings to scratch at his crotch in a very vigorous manner as the camera focuses on Bryan McVay standing in the center of the ring with his micrphone in hand.
Bryan McVay: The following match is I Quit match where the only way to win is to make your opponent submit or scream the words I Quit!
As ‘The State of Massachusetts’ by The Dropkick Murphy’s begins to play the black curtains begins to move. Out steps “The Distinguished” CJ O’Donnell to the displeasure of the pro High Octane Wrestling fans. As CJ begins to walk down the aisle he has trash and garbage thrown at him by some of the fans in attendance tonight.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts weighing in tonight at 160lbs. He is representing Boardwalk Wrestling… here is The Distinguished CJ O’Donnell!!!!
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell is a very accomplished member of Boardwalk Wrestling’s roster. He is a former Anarchy Champion never being actually defeated for that title along with being a member of the group known as the UnStable along with the Living Legend AMP and Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop.
Benny Newell: Wait, wasn’t the UnStable a name of a group here in HOW a couple of years ago? Fuck sake not only are they fucking Fisher Price but they’re ripping off the names of our stables now too? Stevens better hurry up and get the hell down here before I get into the ring and kick this guy’s ass myself!
CJ climbs up the ring steps as he wipes his feet on the top of the steps before entering the ring. As CJ hops over the top rope and raises his hands in the air as he gets another chorus of cheers from the fans. CJ begins to stretch in the corner before suddenly a large smile begins to spread across his face. CJ points towards the entrance way when suddenly Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop emerges from behind the curtain. The crowd boo’s even louder to see the man that defeated Darin Zion just last week in the main event out here for this match. Bishop makes his way down the ramp and takes his place at ringside in the corner of CJ O’Donnell.
Joe Hoffman: Speaking of the UnStable it seems like CJ O’Donnell’s teammate Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop has decided to make the trip here to Chicago and unfair stack the deck in favor of his partner here tonight in this I Quit match.
Benny Newell: This guy beats Darin Zion in one match and now he suddenly thinks he’s a big shot that can suddenly come and go out of High Octane Wrestling whenever he fucking pleases? Just let him try to get involved in this match and neither one of these assholes will leave Chicago alive.
the lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent making his way to the ring from Texas and weighing in at 256lbs. He is representing High Octane Wrestling… here is The Scorpion Scott Stevens!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: As of late Scott Stevens hasn’t been making a lot of friends here in High Octane Wrestling attacking Lee Best at the end of War Games in the fashion that he did. And just last week the Scorpion stuck again as he put his former friend Ryan McKenna on the shelf.
Benny Newell: Stevens has finally remembered that he possesses a pair of balls and he’s acted like a man instead of a Lonesome Loser. That’s bad news for these two Boardwalk Wrestling assholes here tonight because I have a feeling Stevens is going to seriously hurt somebody.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As hated as ever is Stevens but tonight he’s the crowd favorite simply because his opponent happens to be a member of the Boardwalk Wrestling roster. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at CJ O’Donnell, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat. Referee Joel Hortega goes to call for the bell to signal the start of the match but suddenly the crowd pops insanely. Everyone turns towards the stage as the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion makes his way out from behind the curtain. CJ O’Donnell and Ian Bishop begin arguing with Hortega that he has no business out here but even Scott Stevens seems to be pissed off that Zion is out here.
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell and Ian Bishop through they were going to have a two on one advantage here tonight but here comes the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion to even the odds. However it seems like Scott Stevens doesn’t appreciate the help from Zion.
Benny Newell: That’s because Scott Stevens wanted to beat these two idiots all by himself and you have to remember these two still have heat from War Games where Stevens proclaimed he was the only reason that Team HOW won that match and not Darin Zion.
Darin Zion makes his way down the ramp with the HOW ICON Championship belt around his waist. Zion takes his place at ringside in the corner of Scott Stevens. However Stevens leans over the top ropes and tells Zion to get lost but Zion refuses. Zion points over towards Ian Bishop and tells Stevens to just focus on the match. Stevens grunts in frustration as Hortega calls for the bell to signal the start of this match.
–DING DING–
Stevens and O’Donnell both walk to the center of the ring and stand nose to nose. Heated words are exchanged between the members of the rival federations but O’Donnell fires off a right hand to the face that staggers Stevens backwards. Stevens regains his balance and hits O’Donnell with a right hand of his own and the fight is on. Both men exchange punches in the center of the ring but it’s Stevens that gains the advantage with the knee to the mid-section of O’Donnell. Stevens grabs a hold of O’Donnell by the arm and whips him into the ropes. As O’Donnell rebounds off the ropes Stevens hoist him high into the air and on the way Stevens connects with Debbie Does Dallas right to the chin of the former Boardwalk Wrestling Anarchy Champion. O’Donnell hits the canvas hard and immediately rolls to the outside of the ring as Ian Bishop races over to check on his partner.
Joe Hoffman: Right off the bat Stevens has connected with the huge European Uppercut and it has CJ O’Donnell rocked and retreating to the outside of the ring. It this wasn’t an I Quit match Stevens might have been able to pin him right there!
Benny Newell: It just goes to show you Joe that these Boardwalk Wrestling Fisher Pricers aren’t ready for a fight against the far superior talent here in High Octane Wrestling. Just look at what the Davidson’s do to them every time they had up to that toilet bowl in New Jersey.
Scott Stevens steps through the ropes and exits the ring to give chase to CJ O’Donnell. However before Stevens can get to CJ O’Donnell it’s Ian Bishop that steps up and stands in Stevens’ way. Stevens none too happy to be distracted from the task at hand grabs a hold of Ian Bishop and shoves him out of the way. Stevens turns his attention towards O’Donnell but that’s when O’Donnell explodes and hits Stevens with a shot to the head with the time keeper’s bell that busts him wide open. Darin Zion rushes over to check on Stevens as O’Donnell slides back into the ring and Bishop scurries away. Zion tries to pull a bloody Scott Stevens up to his feet but even in his injured state Stevens grabs Zion and shoves him away into the steel barricade. Stevens slides under the bottom rope and enters the ring. Stevens gets back up to his feet but O’Donnell pounces gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section and plants him down to the canvas with a DDT. O’Donnell gets back up to his feet then stalks around Stevens as he staggers back up to his feet. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens from behind and tries to go for a German suplex but Stevens counters with elbow shots to the side of the head. Stevens reaches down and takes O’Donnell off his feet with single leg takedown then drags him to the center of the ring. Stevens twists O’Donnell up in a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold right in the center of the ring.
Scott Stevens: Tap out you son of a bitch!
Joel Hortega drops down to the canvas and begins asking O’Donnell in Spanish if he wants to give it up but O’Donnell screams no as he shakes his head back and forth. Stevens yanks back on the hold as hard as he can but O’Donnell begins scratching and clawing his way over towards the ropes. Hortega asks O’Donnell if he wants to give it up once again but he gets the same response from O’Donnell who screams no. Stevens really sits back on the hold stopping O’Donnell’s momentum towards the ropes however Ian Bishop reaches under the bottom rope and grabs a hold of O’Donnell by the arms. Bishop drags O’Donnell the rest of the way to the bottom rope which forces a break of the hold.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens had the early advantage here in this match but a little trickery from O’Donnell and Bishop caused Stevens to get busted open. However Stevens powered back with that Texas Cloverleaf but it wasn’t enough as Bishop once again stuck his nose into this match.
Benny Newell: What the hell is Darin Zion doing out there? First you let Scott Stevens get clobbered with the time keeper’s bell then you just sit back and watch as Ian Bishop drags O’Donnell over towards the bottom rope? Get in there and do something you smiley fucking creep!
Hortega gets up to his feet and forces Stevens to break the hold since O’Donnell has the ropes. Stevens lets go of the submission move then grabs a hold of O’Donnell off of the canvas and drags him back up to a vertical base. Stevens hoists O’Donnell high into the air and goes for a brainbuster but O’Donnell manages to wiggle free and land on his feet behind Stevens. As Stevens turns around O’Donnell goes to give Stevens a boot to the mid-section but Stevens catches his boot. O’Donnell hops around on one foot but then hits Stevens with an enziguri kick to the back of the head that sends Stevens crashing down to the canvas hard. Stevens rolls to the corner to recover as O’Donnell gets back up to his feet. O’Donnell sees Stevens laying against the bottom turnbuckle pad then gets a running start towards the corner. O’Donnell leaps into the air and hits Stevens with a dropkick to the face the corner that sends the Texan face first down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Vicious dropkick in the corner by CJ O’Donnell onto Scott Stevens and now after all the interference it seems like O’Donnell is in firm control of his match. I’m starting to worry about the amount of blood that Stevens is losing here tonight Benny.
Benny Newell: I would be too Joe but remember this Irish fuck still has to find a way to make Scott Stevens say I Quit and that will never happen here tonight. He might be our Lonesome Loser but even our Lonesome Loser is still ten times better than anything that Boardwalk Wrestling has to offer.
O’Donnell gets up to his feet then walks over to Stevens who remains on the canvas. O’Donnell grabs a hold of the top rope then unleashes Feet Don’t Fail Me Now on the fallen Stevens. The crowd boo’s as O’Donnell delivers kick after vicious kick to the face and head area of Scott Stevens. O’Donnell steps over Stevens and makes his way over to the corner. O’Donnell climbs up to the middle rope then leaps off and connects with a leg drop across the throat of Scott Stevens. O’Donnell gets back up to his feet then leans over and begins to slap Stevens across the face mockingly as he struggles to pull himself back up to a vertical base. O’Donnell helps Stevens back up to a vertical base and Stevens wildly swings a right hand that hits nothing but air. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and hits him with an inverted atomic drop that doubles him over in pain. O’Donnell takes a step back and then leaps into the air and snaps Stevens over with a hurricanrana that sends him crashing down to the canvas. O’Donnell gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and drags him back up to a vertical base. O’Donnell hits Stevens with a elbow strikes to the face then whips him into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes O’Donnell goes low then rolls through with a picture perfect single leg Boston crab right in the center of the ring.
CJ O’Donnell: Give it up you Texas inbred!
Joel Hortega drops down and begins to ask Scott Stevens if he wants to give it up in Spanish. Being the Mexican that he is Stevens completely understands everything that Hortega is saying but screams no in response to his question. O’Donnell cranks back on Stevens’ leg as hard as he can but Stevens begins to fight and crawl his way over towards the ropes. Much like Stevens did earlier O’Donnell sits back on the submission hold trying to stop Stevens. Hortega asks if Stevens wants to give it up again but Stevens lets out a mighty roar. Stevens pushes himself off of the canvas with blood dripping from his head and begins to drag himself and O’Donnell near the ropes. Bishop comes over and begins to pull the bottom rope out of Stevens’ reach but Zion races over and chases off Bishop. This allows Stevens to reach and grab the bottom rope which forces a break of the hold.
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell had Scott Stevens right where he wanted him in the center of the ring with that submission hold but the much larger Stevens was able to power the smaller man in O’Donnell over towards the ropes and force a break of the hold before he said I Quit.
Benny Newell: Did you see that little coke head weasel Bishop try and prevent Stevens from reaching the bottom rope? It’s about time that Darin Zion did his job and he ran him off so that Stevens could get out of that single leg Boston crab.
Referee Joel Hortega gets up to his feet and forces O’Donnell to break the hold. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to a vertical base. O’Donnell gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip and sends O’Donnell into the ropes. O’Donnell rebounds off the ropes and hits Stevens with a running clothesline that sends him crashing back down to the canvas. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and drags him back up to a vertical base once again. O’Donnell gives Stevens a couple more elbow strikes to the wound on his head then whips him into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes O’Donnell ducks his head down and goes for a big back body drop but Stevens puts the brakes on. Stevens shoves O’Donnell’s head between his legs then hits him with a big time powerbomb down to the canvas but now both men are down and out.
Joe Hoffman: O’Donnell was rolling in this match but Scott Stevens with the desperation counter and that powerbomb has brought him precious time to recover. However does Stevens have enough left in the tank to make CJ O’Donnell scream I Quit?
Benny Newell: Stevens is a hard hitter and with a man like O’Donnell who almost has 100lb weight disadvantage here tonight it was easy for Stevens to throw all of his weight and power into that powerbomb. Stevens needs to get up to his feet and lock in a submission hold right now!
Stevens uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet then steps through the ropes and begins to climb the turnbuckle. However Stevens takes too long and O’Donnell is back to his feet. O’Donnell makes his way over towards the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Both Stevens and O’Donnell begin to exchange right hands. Stevens hits O’Donnell with a headbutt that knocks him off of the turnbuckle and down to the canvas. Stevens leaps off of the top rope and hits O’Donnell with a five star frog splash. Stevens rolls around on the canvas holding his mid-section in pain before sliding to the outside of the ring. Stevens grabs a hold of O’Donnell by the leg and drags him towards the corner. Steven twists the legs and then applies a figure four leg lock around the ring post as O’Donnell howls in pain.
Scott Stevens: I’m going to break a fucking bone of yours until you scream those two magic words!
O’Donnell begins losing his shit in the inside of the ring from the pain of the submission move. However Ian Bishop acts quickly and charges towards the situation. Bishop hits Stevens with a dropkick to the side of the skull that sandwiches his head between his boot and the steel ring steps. This causes Stevens to release the hold and crumble down to the arena floor. Zion has seen enough and he races around the ringside area and clobbers Bishop with a shot to the head with the HOW ICON Championship belt. The crowd goes ape shit as Zion lifts Bishop to his feet then hits him with his own finisher You’re Incredibly Fucked down onto the arena floor.
Joe Hoffman: Ian Bishop stuck his nose into this match one too many times and now Darin Zion has snapped! He leveled Bishop with the HOW ICON Championship belt and then hit him with Bishop’s own piledriver on the arena floor!
Benny Newell: But what about Stevens?! He’s the one that has to win this match for us and Zion in my opinion has waited too long to strike because now the damage has been done. Stevens had O’Donnell beat but now he’s down on the outside of the ring thanks to that attack by Bishop!
Slowly Stevens pulls himself back up and slides back into the ring under the bottom rope. Stevens struggles his way back up to vertical base. However O’Donnell charges and hits Stevens with Irish Knowledge that collapses him down to the canvas. O’Donnell quickly grabs a hold of Stevens and drags his limp body to the center of the ring. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and goes to lock in the Celtic Curse but Stevens fights it. Stevens manages to roll over and then spit blood into the eyes of O’Donnell. Blinded O’Donnell staggers around the ring but Stevens gets to his feet and connects with the Toxic Sting. Stevens moves quickly and locks in a Fujiwara armbar on O’Donnell in the center of the ring.
Scott Stevens: Die you Boardwalk bitch!
Joel Hortega drops down to the canvas and asks CJ O’Donnell if he wants to give it up in Spanish. O’Donnell refuses as Stevens continues to crank on the armbar for all he’s worth. O’Donnell tries to move towards the ropes but Stevens has him pinned down. Hortega asks O’Donnell if he wants to give it up again but O’Donnell screams no while pulling at his own hair from the pain. Stevens continues to torque back on the hold until a loud snapping sound is heard and one final blood curdling scream is heard from O’Donnell. The arm is broken and the pain is too much which causes O’Donnell to pass out from the pain. Hortega gets up to his feet and calls for the bell.
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner via referee’s decision… The Scorpion Scott Stevens!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens did it! Hats off to CJ O’Donnell for being tough enough to never utter the words I Quit but referee Joel Hortega did the right thing by calling for the bell. O’Donnell passed out from the pain and that is a form of submission within itself.
Benny Newell: I told you that Stevens was going to seriously hurt someone here tonight and that is exactly what happened. There was no way in hell that we were going to lose two matches in a row to Boardwalk Wrestling. DRINK FOR VICTORY!
Stevens’ music fills the arena as Darin Zion slides into the ring and helps Stevens up to his feet. Zion raises Stevens hand high into the air in victory. However Stevens yanks his arm away and nails Zion with a Toxic Sting in the middle of the ring. Zion rolls to the outside of the ring in pain as the crowd suddenly turns on Stevens. Slowly Stevens slides to the outside of the ring and then grabs a hold of the top of the steel ring steps and tosses them away. Stevens steps up to the bottom half of the steps then grabs a hold of Zion by the hair.
Joe Hoffman: NO! Someone stop him! Stevens is going to piledrive Zion onto those steel ring steps just like he did to Ryan McKenna last week! Why is Stevens doing this?! Darin Zion just had his back out here in this match!
Benny Newell: Zion allowed Stevens to be attacked numerous times by both O’Donnell and Bishop. Stevens told Zion to not stick his nose in his business but he didn’t listen. Now Stevens is about to take out our HOW ICON Champion.
Stevens shoves Zion’s head between his legs and hoists him high into the air but thankfully for Zion his partner Noah Hanson and numerous HOW officials storm the ringside area and stop Stevens before he can connect with the piledriver. Zion is pulled to safety and Stevens exits through the crowd angry yet victorious.
The video feed cuts away from the ringside area to the backstage area where Maximillian Wilhelm Kael, dressed as always in his black suit with a yellow Safety helmet on, is standing by. In addition to his normal clothing he has a yellow band over his right arm with a large yellow S inside of a white circle. The same circle with a yellow S appears on Max’s black eyepatch, a signature feature of Max’s face these days, particularly after it was declared “creepy”.
Max Kael: Incase you do not know, my name is Maximillian Wilhelm Kael, Chief Safety Officer and seven percent owner of High Octane Wrestling! I hope that you have all enjoyed this evenings show as much as you possibly could, all things considered. Some of you have had the good grace to see some of my recent Safety Protocol videos so you know what I am about. Safety First, Safety Second and Safety Third, that’s my motto but in recent months, that hasn’t been the motto of some people here in High Octane Wrestling.
Max shakes his head and makes a low tsking noise as he stares at the camera with his cold blue eye.
Max Kael: At War Games a coalition was formed to overthrow Lee Best, a group of like minded individuals that I was a part of. It was made up of HOW stars like Kostoff, Caesar Mario Maurako, Senator America, myself and the traitorous Jatt Starr.. or Simon Sparrow, I can’t tell if his twitter name is the name he is going by these days or his HOW in ring name. Regardless of which is the case, what is important to remember is that we managed to take Lee Best down, the GOD of HOW.. and that means that new gods have to step into that old position. New Gods like me. Like Mario. Like America.. but not like Jatt.
The frown that stretches across Max’s face makes it obvious that he is displeased that he would even have to speak on this matter but clearly he must.
Max Kael: Jatt Starr is one of the last visages of a time when Lee ran this place like his own personal country club. A time when he threw kickbacks to his buddies and men like Jatt Starr were able to rise in influence only because Lee thought it was funny. He is a dinosaur from an era of HOW that was, how do you say, lackluster and based more around a crazy party then it was around talent and safety. Skill and ability were not the focus of the age of wrestling that Jatt Starr comes out of.. now.. I am not going to say that I don’t love to be entertained, I do and that is what Jatt is.. an Entertainer. However it takes more than the skills of an Entertainer to succeed in HOW today. No..
Reaching into his pocket, Max retrieves a pair of safety goggles, slipping them over his face before he flashes a smile at the camera. Throwing a thumbs up at the screen he slowly walks over to a small table that has a large leather apron on it, slowly pulling it over his head and strapping it on as he continues to talk.
Max Kael: See, the problem with entertainment is that jokes get old. Material gets watered down or pushed to the point of painful redundancy. Repetition in style and ability become painfully predictable and, as the say goings, a dead horse begins to get beaten. That’s why Lee had to go with his ultra violent solution to every problem. That’s why Jatt’s got to go with his Jattifications of normal words to the point of painful preposterousness. There is a man who is unwilling to adapt, to grow, to become something greater than he was. That’s not a very safe choice in the end when you are dealing with a world like High Octane Wrestling..
After fastening the apron to himself Max picks up a pair of heavy duty leather gloves, pulling them over his hands as he gives the camera another flashy smile.
Max Kael: So though I don’t want to disrupt my alliance that I created with these.. New Gods of HOW, I really can’t stand by and let one of Lee’s afterbirths continue to infect my HOW. That’s not safe for me, that’s not safe for you, that’s not safe for the product at large. So, much like the Dinosaurs, we need an extinction level even to happen in HOW that wipes clean that old, pathetic, wasteful aspects of the federation to make room for the new growth, the new species, the new elements that will flourish in their absense. And hey, maybe someday we’ll be able to squeeze a little profit out of the oil left behind by Jatt’s old bones! In short.. allow me to show you this demonstration of what is to come.
Max moves away from the table and picks up a sledge hammer. Testing the weight he lets out a little giggle before he moves to a brick wall with a Jatt Starr cut out taped to it. Max waves to the cut out before he looks back at the Camera.
Max Kael: Remember, kids, always use protection when you’re about to prove a point.. or have sex. It’s not that I am against kids, I’m against wasteful human garbage that most unwanted pregnancies create which is what I assume Jatt Starr is. So now I’m basically going to beat this wall to death and pretend it’s Jatt Starr in my head, you kids at home can play along with me.. Here we go!
Turning away from the camera, Max smashes the hammer into the brick wall about mid waist of the Jatt poster, punching through the paper there and blowing the bricks out the back of it with a thunderous strike. Stepping back Max swings again, this time aiming for Jatt’s head where white and red dust is kicked up from the impact, the bricks in that area cracking or falling out of the wall. With another thunderous strike, Max hits the lower portion of the wall which causes the rest of the bricks to collapse in on themselves creating a pile of rubble that buries the rest of the Jatt Poster. Max spits on the rubble before he turns to look at the camera with a smile on his face.
Max Kael: I hope the message was received. That’s all for me, kiddos. I’m Max Kael and remember.. Safety First!
Benny Newell: As much as I hate Scott Stevens and boy do I fucking hate Stevens for that Lonesome Loser motherfucker did to our lord and savior Lee Best. I have to root for him to win this match because number one fuck Boardwalk and number two I don’t know what a CJ O’Donnell is but I’m pretty sure I got it from a hooker once.
Joe Hoffman: Just last week in the main event of Mayhem we saw Ian Bishop get a measure of revenge for himself and Boardwalk Wrestling by defeated the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion right here in the middle of the ring. What a feather in the cap it would be for Boardwalk Wrestling if here tonight CJ O’Donnell could make a proud Texan like Scott Stevens say I Quit.
Benny Newell: Those CJ O’Donnell’s are rough Joe. The itching and the burning, the constantly feeling like you have to pee but having absolutely nothing coming out. But that’s not enough to make our Stevens say I Quit. If the motherfucker can take a Polish sausage up his ass, a bloody tampon down his throat, and still come back for more? Then he’ll do just fine here tonight.
Joe Hoffman: There is only one way to find out for sure Benny and that’s to toss it down to ringside where Bryan McVay is ready to make tonight’s introductions.
Benny reaches down and brings to scratch at his crotch in a very vigorous manner as the camera focuses on Bryan McVay standing in the center of the ring with his micrphone in hand.
Bryan McVay: The following match is I Quit match where the only way to win is to make your opponent submit or scream the words I Quit!
As ‘The State of Massachusetts’ by The Dropkick Murphy’s begins to play the black curtains begins to move. Out steps “The Distinguished” CJ O’Donnell to the displeasure of the pro High Octane Wrestling fans. As CJ begins to walk down the aisle he has trash and garbage thrown at him by some of the fans in attendance tonight.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts weighing in tonight at 160lbs. He is representing Boardwalk Wrestling… here is The Distinguished CJ O’Donnell!!!!
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell is a very accomplished member of Boardwalk Wrestling’s roster. He is a former Anarchy Champion never being actually defeated for that title along with being a member of the group known as the UnStable along with the Living Legend AMP and Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop.
Benny Newell: Wait, wasn’t the UnStable a name of a group here in HOW a couple of years ago? Fuck sake not only are they fucking Fisher Price but they’re ripping off the names of our stables now too? Stevens better hurry up and get the hell down here before I get into the ring and kick this guy’s ass myself!
CJ climbs up the ring steps as he wipes his feet on the top of the steps before entering the ring. As CJ hops over the top rope and raises his hands in the air as he gets another chorus of cheers from the fans. CJ begins to stretch in the corner before suddenly a large smile begins to spread across his face. CJ points towards the entrance way when suddenly Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop emerges from behind the curtain. The crowd boo’s even louder to see the man that defeated Darin Zion just last week in the main event out here for this match. Bishop makes his way down the ramp and takes his place at ringside in the corner of CJ O’Donnell.
Joe Hoffman: Speaking of the UnStable it seems like CJ O’Donnell’s teammate Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop has decided to make the trip here to Chicago and unfair stack the deck in favor of his partner here tonight in this I Quit match.
Benny Newell: This guy beats Darin Zion in one match and now he suddenly thinks he’s a big shot that can suddenly come and go out of High Octane Wrestling whenever he fucking pleases? Just let him try to get involved in this match and neither one of these assholes will leave Chicago alive.
the lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent making his way to the ring from Texas and weighing in at 256lbs. He is representing High Octane Wrestling… here is The Scorpion Scott Stevens!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: As of late Scott Stevens hasn’t been making a lot of friends here in High Octane Wrestling attacking Lee Best at the end of War Games in the fashion that he did. And just last week the Scorpion stuck again as he put his former friend Ryan McKenna on the shelf.
Benny Newell: Stevens has finally remembered that he possesses a pair of balls and he’s acted like a man instead of a Lonesome Loser. That’s bad news for these two Boardwalk Wrestling assholes here tonight because I have a feeling Stevens is going to seriously hurt somebody.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As hated as ever is Stevens but tonight he’s the crowd favorite simply because his opponent happens to be a member of the Boardwalk Wrestling roster. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at CJ O’Donnell, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat. Referee Joel Hortega goes to call for the bell to signal the start of the match but suddenly the crowd pops insanely. Everyone turns towards the stage as the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion makes his way out from behind the curtain. CJ O’Donnell and Ian Bishop begin arguing with Hortega that he has no business out here but even Scott Stevens seems to be pissed off that Zion is out here.
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell and Ian Bishop through they were going to have a two on one advantage here tonight but here comes the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion to even the odds. However it seems like Scott Stevens doesn’t appreciate the help from Zion.
Benny Newell: That’s because Scott Stevens wanted to beat these two idiots all by himself and you have to remember these two still have heat from War Games where Stevens proclaimed he was the only reason that Team HOW won that match and not Darin Zion.
Darin Zion makes his way down the ramp with the HOW ICON Championship belt around his waist. Zion takes his place at ringside in the corner of Scott Stevens. However Stevens leans over the top ropes and tells Zion to get lost but Zion refuses. Zion points over towards Ian Bishop and tells Stevens to just focus on the match. Stevens grunts in frustration as Hortega calls for the bell to signal the start of this match.
–DING DING–
Stevens and O’Donnell both walk to the center of the ring and stand nose to nose. Heated words are exchanged between the members of the rival federations but O’Donnell fires off a right hand to the face that staggers Stevens backwards. Stevens regains his balance and hits O’Donnell with a right hand of his own and the fight is on. Both men exchange punches in the center of the ring but it’s Stevens that gains the advantage with the knee to the mid-section of O’Donnell. Stevens grabs a hold of O’Donnell by the arm and whips him into the ropes. As O’Donnell rebounds off the ropes Stevens hoist him high into the air and on the way Stevens connects with Debbie Does Dallas right to the chin of the former Boardwalk Wrestling Anarchy Champion. O’Donnell hits the canvas hard and immediately rolls to the outside of the ring as Ian Bishop races over to check on his partner.
Joe Hoffman: Right off the bat Stevens has connected with the huge European Uppercut and it has CJ O’Donnell rocked and retreating to the outside of the ring. It this wasn’t an I Quit match Stevens might have been able to pin him right there!
Benny Newell: It just goes to show you Joe that these Boardwalk Wrestling Fisher Pricers aren’t ready for a fight against the far superior talent here in High Octane Wrestling. Just look at what the Davidson’s do to them every time they had up to that toilet bowl in New Jersey.
Scott Stevens steps through the ropes and exits the ring to give chase to CJ O’Donnell. However before Stevens can get to CJ O’Donnell it’s Ian Bishop that steps up and stands in Stevens’ way. Stevens none too happy to be distracted from the task at hand grabs a hold of Ian Bishop and shoves him out of the way. Stevens turns his attention towards O’Donnell but that’s when O’Donnell explodes and hits Stevens with a shot to the head with the time keeper’s bell that busts him wide open. Darin Zion rushes over to check on Stevens as O’Donnell slides back into the ring and Bishop scurries away. Zion tries to pull a bloody Scott Stevens up to his feet but even in his injured state Stevens grabs Zion and shoves him away into the steel barricade. Stevens slides under the bottom rope and enters the ring. Stevens gets back up to his feet but O’Donnell pounces gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section and plants him down to the canvas with a DDT. O’Donnell gets back up to his feet then stalks around Stevens as he staggers back up to his feet. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens from behind and tries to go for a German suplex but Stevens counters with elbow shots to the side of the head. Stevens reaches down and takes O’Donnell off his feet with single leg takedown then drags him to the center of the ring. Stevens twists O’Donnell up in a Texas Cloverleaf submission hold right in the center of the ring.
Scott Stevens: Tap out you son of a bitch!
Joel Hortega drops down to the canvas and begins asking O’Donnell in Spanish if he wants to give it up but O’Donnell screams no as he shakes his head back and forth. Stevens yanks back on the hold as hard as he can but O’Donnell begins scratching and clawing his way over towards the ropes. Hortega asks O’Donnell if he wants to give it up once again but he gets the same response from O’Donnell who screams no. Stevens really sits back on the hold stopping O’Donnell’s momentum towards the ropes however Ian Bishop reaches under the bottom rope and grabs a hold of O’Donnell by the arms. Bishop drags O’Donnell the rest of the way to the bottom rope which forces a break of the hold.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens had the early advantage here in this match but a little trickery from O’Donnell and Bishop caused Stevens to get busted open. However Stevens powered back with that Texas Cloverleaf but it wasn’t enough as Bishop once again stuck his nose into this match.
Benny Newell: What the hell is Darin Zion doing out there? First you let Scott Stevens get clobbered with the time keeper’s bell then you just sit back and watch as Ian Bishop drags O’Donnell over towards the bottom rope? Get in there and do something you smiley fucking creep!
Hortega gets up to his feet and forces Stevens to break the hold since O’Donnell has the ropes. Stevens lets go of the submission move then grabs a hold of O’Donnell off of the canvas and drags him back up to a vertical base. Stevens hoists O’Donnell high into the air and goes for a brainbuster but O’Donnell manages to wiggle free and land on his feet behind Stevens. As Stevens turns around O’Donnell goes to give Stevens a boot to the mid-section but Stevens catches his boot. O’Donnell hops around on one foot but then hits Stevens with an enziguri kick to the back of the head that sends Stevens crashing down to the canvas hard. Stevens rolls to the corner to recover as O’Donnell gets back up to his feet. O’Donnell sees Stevens laying against the bottom turnbuckle pad then gets a running start towards the corner. O’Donnell leaps into the air and hits Stevens with a dropkick to the face the corner that sends the Texan face first down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Vicious dropkick in the corner by CJ O’Donnell onto Scott Stevens and now after all the interference it seems like O’Donnell is in firm control of his match. I’m starting to worry about the amount of blood that Stevens is losing here tonight Benny.
Benny Newell: I would be too Joe but remember this Irish fuck still has to find a way to make Scott Stevens say I Quit and that will never happen here tonight. He might be our Lonesome Loser but even our Lonesome Loser is still ten times better than anything that Boardwalk Wrestling has to offer.
O’Donnell gets up to his feet then walks over to Stevens who remains on the canvas. O’Donnell grabs a hold of the top rope then unleashes Feet Don’t Fail Me Now on the fallen Stevens. The crowd boo’s as O’Donnell delivers kick after vicious kick to the face and head area of Scott Stevens. O’Donnell steps over Stevens and makes his way over to the corner. O’Donnell climbs up to the middle rope then leaps off and connects with a leg drop across the throat of Scott Stevens. O’Donnell gets back up to his feet then leans over and begins to slap Stevens across the face mockingly as he struggles to pull himself back up to a vertical base. O’Donnell helps Stevens back up to a vertical base and Stevens wildly swings a right hand that hits nothing but air. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and hits him with an inverted atomic drop that doubles him over in pain. O’Donnell takes a step back and then leaps into the air and snaps Stevens over with a hurricanrana that sends him crashing down to the canvas. O’Donnell gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Stevens and drags him back up to a vertical base. O’Donnell hits Stevens with a elbow strikes to the face then whips him into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes O’Donnell goes low then rolls through with a picture perfect single leg Boston crab right in the center of the ring.
CJ O’Donnell: Give it up you Texas inbred!
Joel Hortega drops down and begins to ask Scott Stevens if he wants to give it up in Spanish. Being the Mexican that he is Stevens completely understands everything that Hortega is saying but screams no in response to his question. O’Donnell cranks back on Stevens’ leg as hard as he can but Stevens begins to fight and crawl his way over towards the ropes. Much like Stevens did earlier O’Donnell sits back on the submission hold trying to stop Stevens. Hortega asks if Stevens wants to give it up again but Stevens lets out a mighty roar. Stevens pushes himself off of the canvas with blood dripping from his head and begins to drag himself and O’Donnell near the ropes. Bishop comes over and begins to pull the bottom rope out of Stevens’ reach but Zion races over and chases off Bishop. This allows Stevens to reach and grab the bottom rope which forces a break of the hold.
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell had Scott Stevens right where he wanted him in the center of the ring with that submission hold but the much larger Stevens was able to power the smaller man in O’Donnell over towards the ropes and force a break of the hold before he said I Quit.
Benny Newell: Did you see that little coke head weasel Bishop try and prevent Stevens from reaching the bottom rope? It’s about time that Darin Zion did his job and he ran him off so that Stevens could get out of that single leg Boston crab.
Referee Joel Hortega gets up to his feet and forces O’Donnell to break the hold. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and pulls him back up to a vertical base. O’Donnell gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section then whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip and sends O’Donnell into the ropes. O’Donnell rebounds off the ropes and hits Stevens with a running clothesline that sends him crashing back down to the canvas. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and drags him back up to a vertical base once again. O’Donnell gives Stevens a couple more elbow strikes to the wound on his head then whips him into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes O’Donnell ducks his head down and goes for a big back body drop but Stevens puts the brakes on. Stevens shoves O’Donnell’s head between his legs then hits him with a big time powerbomb down to the canvas but now both men are down and out.
Joe Hoffman: O’Donnell was rolling in this match but Scott Stevens with the desperation counter and that powerbomb has brought him precious time to recover. However does Stevens have enough left in the tank to make CJ O’Donnell scream I Quit?
Benny Newell: Stevens is a hard hitter and with a man like O’Donnell who almost has 100lb weight disadvantage here tonight it was easy for Stevens to throw all of his weight and power into that powerbomb. Stevens needs to get up to his feet and lock in a submission hold right now!
Stevens uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet then steps through the ropes and begins to climb the turnbuckle. However Stevens takes too long and O’Donnell is back to his feet. O’Donnell makes his way over towards the corner and climbs the turnbuckle. Both Stevens and O’Donnell begin to exchange right hands. Stevens hits O’Donnell with a headbutt that knocks him off of the turnbuckle and down to the canvas. Stevens leaps off of the top rope and hits O’Donnell with a five star frog splash. Stevens rolls around on the canvas holding his mid-section in pain before sliding to the outside of the ring. Stevens grabs a hold of O’Donnell by the leg and drags him towards the corner. Steven twists the legs and then applies a figure four leg lock around the ring post as O’Donnell howls in pain.
Scott Stevens: I’m going to break a fucking bone of yours until you scream those two magic words!
O’Donnell begins losing his shit in the inside of the ring from the pain of the submission move. However Ian Bishop acts quickly and charges towards the situation. Bishop hits Stevens with a dropkick to the side of the skull that sandwiches his head between his boot and the steel ring steps. This causes Stevens to release the hold and crumble down to the arena floor. Zion has seen enough and he races around the ringside area and clobbers Bishop with a shot to the head with the HOW ICON Championship belt. The crowd goes ape shit as Zion lifts Bishop to his feet then hits him with his own finisher You’re Incredibly Fucked down onto the arena floor.
Joe Hoffman: Ian Bishop stuck his nose into this match one too many times and now Darin Zion has snapped! He leveled Bishop with the HOW ICON Championship belt and then hit him with Bishop’s own piledriver on the arena floor!
Benny Newell: But what about Stevens?! He’s the one that has to win this match for us and Zion in my opinion has waited too long to strike because now the damage has been done. Stevens had O’Donnell beat but now he’s down on the outside of the ring thanks to that attack by Bishop!
Slowly Stevens pulls himself back up and slides back into the ring under the bottom rope. Stevens struggles his way back up to vertical base. However O’Donnell charges and hits Stevens with Irish Knowledge that collapses him down to the canvas. O’Donnell quickly grabs a hold of Stevens and drags his limp body to the center of the ring. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Stevens and goes to lock in the Celtic Curse but Stevens fights it. Stevens manages to roll over and then spit blood into the eyes of O’Donnell. Blinded O’Donnell staggers around the ring but Stevens gets to his feet and connects with the Toxic Sting. Stevens moves quickly and locks in a Fujiwara armbar on O’Donnell in the center of the ring.
Scott Stevens: Die you Boardwalk bitch!
Joel Hortega drops down to the canvas and asks CJ O’Donnell if he wants to give it up in Spanish. O’Donnell refuses as Stevens continues to crank on the armbar for all he’s worth. O’Donnell tries to move towards the ropes but Stevens has him pinned down. Hortega asks O’Donnell if he wants to give it up again but O’Donnell screams no while pulling at his own hair from the pain. Stevens continues to torque back on the hold until a loud snapping sound is heard and one final blood curdling scream is heard from O’Donnell. The arm is broken and the pain is too much which causes O’Donnell to pass out from the pain. Hortega gets up to his feet and calls for the bell.
Bryan McVay: Here is your winner via referee’s decision… The Scorpion Scott Stevens!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens did it! Hats off to CJ O’Donnell for being tough enough to never utter the words I Quit but referee Joel Hortega did the right thing by calling for the bell. O’Donnell passed out from the pain and that is a form of submission within itself.
Benny Newell: I told you that Stevens was going to seriously hurt someone here tonight and that is exactly what happened. There was no way in hell that we were going to lose two matches in a row to Boardwalk Wrestling. DRINK FOR VICTORY!
Stevens’ music fills the arena as Darin Zion slides into the ring and helps Stevens up to his feet. Zion raises Stevens hand high into the air in victory. However Stevens yanks his arm away and nails Zion with a Toxic Sting in the middle of the ring. Zion rolls to the outside of the ring in pain as the crowd suddenly turns on Stevens. Slowly Stevens slides to the outside of the ring and then grabs a hold of the top of the steel ring steps and tosses them away. Stevens steps up to the bottom half of the steps then grabs a hold of Zion by the hair.
Joe Hoffman: NO! Someone stop him! Stevens is going to piledrive Zion onto those steel ring steps just like he did to Ryan McKenna last week! Why is Stevens doing this?! Darin Zion just had his back out here in this match!
Benny Newell: Zion allowed Stevens to be attacked numerous times by both O’Donnell and Bishop. Stevens told Zion to not stick his nose in his business but he didn’t listen. Now Stevens is about to take out our HOW ICON Champion.
Stevens shoves Zion’s head between his legs and hoists him high into the air but thankfully for Zion his partner Noah Hanson and numerous HOW officials storm the ringside area and stop Stevens before he can connect with the piledriver. Zion is pulled to safety and Stevens exits through the crowd angry yet victorious.
The video feed cuts away from the ringside area to the backstage area where Maximillian Wilhelm Kael, dressed as always in his black suit with a yellow Safety helmet on, is standing by. In addition to his normal clothing he has a yellow band over his right arm with a large yellow S inside of a white circle. The same circle with a yellow S appears on Max’s black eyepatch, a signature feature of Max’s face these days, particularly after it was declared “creepy”.
Max Kael: Incase you do not know, my name is Maximillian Wilhelm Kael, Chief Safety Officer and seven percent owner of High Octane Wrestling! I hope that you have all enjoyed this evenings show as much as you possibly could, all things considered. Some of you have had the good grace to see some of my recent Safety Protocol videos so you know what I am about. Safety First, Safety Second and Safety Third, that’s my motto but in recent months, that hasn’t been the motto of some people here in High Octane Wrestling.
Max shakes his head and makes a low tsking noise as he stares at the camera with his cold blue eye.
Max Kael: At War Games a coalition was formed to overthrow Lee Best, a group of like minded individuals that I was a part of. It was made up of HOW stars like Kostoff, Caesar Mario Maurako, Senator America, myself and the traitorous Jatt Starr.. or Simon Sparrow, I can’t tell if his twitter name is the name he is going by these days or his HOW in ring name. Regardless of which is the case, what is important to remember is that we managed to take Lee Best down, the GOD of HOW.. and that means that new gods have to step into that old position. New Gods like me. Like Mario. Like America.. but not like Jatt.
The frown that stretches across Max’s face makes it obvious that he is displeased that he would even have to speak on this matter but clearly he must.
Max Kael: Jatt Starr is one of the last visages of a time when Lee ran this place like his own personal country club. A time when he threw kickbacks to his buddies and men like Jatt Starr were able to rise in influence only because Lee thought it was funny. He is a dinosaur from an era of HOW that was, how do you say, lackluster and based more around a crazy party then it was around talent and safety. Skill and ability were not the focus of the age of wrestling that Jatt Starr comes out of.. now.. I am not going to say that I don’t love to be entertained, I do and that is what Jatt is.. an Entertainer. However it takes more than the skills of an Entertainer to succeed in HOW today. No..
Reaching into his pocket, Max retrieves a pair of safety goggles, slipping them over his face before he flashes a smile at the camera. Throwing a thumbs up at the screen he slowly walks over to a small table that has a large leather apron on it, slowly pulling it over his head and strapping it on as he continues to talk.
Max Kael: See, the problem with entertainment is that jokes get old. Material gets watered down or pushed to the point of painful redundancy. Repetition in style and ability become painfully predictable and, as the say goings, a dead horse begins to get beaten. That’s why Lee had to go with his ultra violent solution to every problem. That’s why Jatt’s got to go with his Jattifications of normal words to the point of painful preposterousness. There is a man who is unwilling to adapt, to grow, to become something greater than he was. That’s not a very safe choice in the end when you are dealing with a world like High Octane Wrestling..
After fastening the apron to himself Max picks up a pair of heavy duty leather gloves, pulling them over his hands as he gives the camera another flashy smile.
Max Kael: So though I don’t want to disrupt my alliance that I created with these.. New Gods of HOW, I really can’t stand by and let one of Lee’s afterbirths continue to infect my HOW. That’s not safe for me, that’s not safe for you, that’s not safe for the product at large. So, much like the Dinosaurs, we need an extinction level even to happen in HOW that wipes clean that old, pathetic, wasteful aspects of the federation to make room for the new growth, the new species, the new elements that will flourish in their absense. And hey, maybe someday we’ll be able to squeeze a little profit out of the oil left behind by Jatt’s old bones! In short.. allow me to show you this demonstration of what is to come.
Max moves away from the table and picks up a sledge hammer. Testing the weight he lets out a little giggle before he moves to a brick wall with a Jatt Starr cut out taped to it. Max waves to the cut out before he looks back at the Camera.
Max Kael: Remember, kids, always use protection when you’re about to prove a point.. or have sex. It’s not that I am against kids, I’m against wasteful human garbage that most unwanted pregnancies create which is what I assume Jatt Starr is. So now I’m basically going to beat this wall to death and pretend it’s Jatt Starr in my head, you kids at home can play along with me.. Here we go!
Turning away from the camera, Max smashes the hammer into the brick wall about mid waist of the Jatt poster, punching through the paper there and blowing the bricks out the back of it with a thunderous strike. Stepping back Max swings again, this time aiming for Jatt’s head where white and red dust is kicked up from the impact, the bricks in that area cracking or falling out of the wall. With another thunderous strike, Max hits the lower portion of the wall which causes the rest of the bricks to collapse in on themselves creating a pile of rubble that buries the rest of the Jatt Poster. Max spits on the rubble before he turns to look at the camera with a smile on his face.
Max Kael: I hope the message was received. That’s all for me, kiddos. I’m Max Kael and remember.. Safety First!