Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 21:56:13 GMT
The camera comes back live to the House of Maurako here in Minneapolis, Minnesota after the commercial break. The fans are packed in their seats waiting for more action here tonight on Monday Night Mayhem. The camera pans the crowd for a couple of signs before coming to a stop at the announcers table with the Hall of Fame duo of Joe Hoffman and Benny Newell are ready to call the action.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back here to Mayhem ladies and gentlemen and now it’s time for six man tag team action as we will see Boardwalk Wrestling superstars and HOW superstars clash in sort of a rematch from War Games.
Benny Newell: It was just last week that Scott Stevens broke the arm of one of these idiots and yet they just keep coming back for more punishment. I would call them brave but in reality they’re just too stupid and don’t know when to stay down.
Joe Hoffman: What you call stupid Benny many people would call tough because even though Scott Stevens broke the arm of CJ O’Donnell last week on Mayhem O’Donnell never once uttered the words I Quit in that match.
Benny Newell: So? What is this a consolation prize? Does he get a participation award just because he didn’t say the words? A loss is a loss Joe and when your get your arm broken in a match you got no room to be looking for a fucking silver lining.
Joe Hoffman: Well that was last week Benny and tonight is a new night and a new match. It’s also a match that is set to kick off so let’s send it down to the ring to Bryan McVay who is ready to make tonight’s introductions.
The camera pans away from the announcers to the center of the ring where Bryan McVay is standing with his microphone in hand.
Bryan McVay: The following is a six man tag team match and it’s scheduled for one fall to a finish!
The lights in the arena begin to dim when suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of “Blackened” by Metallica. The crowd stands on their feet and begins booing loudly as Boardwalk Wrestling superstars CJ O’Donnell, The Living Legend AMP, and Ian Bishop all make their way out on stage. Each man and proudly displaying a Boardwalk Wrestling t-shirt which one brings forth more hatred from the High Octane Wrestling crowd.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first representing Boardwalk Wrestling, weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 580 lbs. Here is The Distinguished CJ O’Donnell, The Living Legend AMP, and Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop… The Unstable!!!!
Joe Hoffman: These three men are a cohesive unit in Boardwalk Wrestling who play by the own rules and have successfully taken out some of the best and brights that Boardwalk Wrestling has to offer. Their teamwork here tonight should be a problem for our High Octane Wrestling guys to handle.
Benny Newell: I’m glad each of these dickheads seem to get along so well. That means after tonight when they get their asses handled to them here in the House of Maurako they’ll have each others shoulders to cry on as they make their way back to New Jersey.
CJ O’Donnell, AMP, and Ian Bishop all make their way down the ramp and towards the ring flipping off the fans in the seats and cursing at a couple of them to the point security has to step in and keep a couple of fans from jumping over the barricade at the three men. O’Donnell has a case on his arm from his match last week against Scott Stevens but seems perfectly capable of holding his own here tonight. The three men enter the ring and each take to a corner and climb a turnbuckle to pose and shout at the fans some more. The three men hop down off the turnbuckle as their music begins to die down. Suddenly the lights in the arena begin to dim as the sound of Failure by Breaking Benjamin fills the arena. The crowd stands on their feet and cheer loudly as Sex and Money members Noah Hanson and the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion who has the title around his waist appear on stage.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents first representing High Octane Wrestling weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 457 lbs. Here are members of Sex & Money.. Noah Hanson and the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion!!!!
Joe Hoffman: We have two of the three members of Sex and Money here tonight as injuries from War Games and his match last week have kept Brian Hollywood from being medically cleared to wrestle here tonight. However Noah Hanson and Darin Zion have never been men that would back down from a challenge.
Benny Newell: Ian Bishop has been chomping at the bit to get his hands on Zion and get a shot at the HOW ICON Championship belt but now not only is he going to get Zion but he’s going to get Noah Hanson just recently helped cost Boardwalk Wrestling superstar Ed Houston the Casino Championship belt.
Zion and Hanson have determined looks on their faces as they slowly head down the ramp towards the ring. Zion and Hanson slap hands with the fans as inside of the ring Ian Bishop can be seen pacing back and forth like a caged animal just waiting to get his hands on Zion. Both Zion and Hanson stop at the ringside area right in front of the ring as their music dies down. The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And their tag team partner from Houston, Texas weighing in tonight at 256 lbs. Here is The Scorpion Scott Stevens!!!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has been on quite the tear here lately. He finished 5th at War Games along with leading Team HOW to victory against Boardwalk Wrestling and just last week he literally broke the arm of CJ O’Donnell to win a big time I Quit match against a former Anarchy Champion.
Benny Newell: A part of me will always hate Scott Stevens for what he did to Lee Best at War Games but as long as he’s fighting on the right side I will always raise my glass and cheer him on against these motherfuckers from Boardwalk Wrestling.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. Stevens joins both Zion and Hanson at ringside then the three men slide under the bottom rope and enter the ring. Each of the three men take to a corner and climb to the turnbuckle to pose for the cheering fans. The three men hop down off the turnbuckle as Stevens’ music begins to die down. Referee Nigel Lette calls for the bell to signal the start of this match.
–DING DING–
Noah Hanson begins the match for his team as the members of the Unstable huddle up in their corner. Hanson waits patiently before finally they break the huddle and AMP starts out the match for his team. AMP walks to the center of the ring then locks up with Hanson collar and elbow. Hanson uses his size advantage to get a side headlock on AMP. However AMP fires off a couple of elbow shots to the ribs before shooting him off into the ropes. Hanson rebounds off the ropes and hits AMP with a shoulder block that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. Hanson turns around and races towards the ropes again as AMP nips up to his feet. As Hanson rebounds off the ropes AMP leaps frogs over him. As Hanson rebounds off the ropes again AMP leaps into the air and hits Hanson with a flying leg lariat that sends him crashing down to the canvas. AMP gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Hanson and tosses him over the top rope and down to the arena floor below. AMP begins to distract the referee as both O’Donnell and Bishop hop down off of the apron and begin laying the boots to Hanson.
Joe Hoffman: AMP with the early high flying offense but already the numbers game is coming into play with the members of the Unstable as they are physically assaulting Noah Hason on the outside of the ring while AMP distracts Nigel Lette.
Benny Newell: That’s because it’s what they do Joe. They know they can’t win a fight straight up against HOW level talent so they use under handed tactics to try and gain an advantage in the match against the clearly better wrestlers.
O’Donnell and Bishop lift Hanson up to his feet then run his spine first into the steel ring steps hard. Bishop grabs a hold of Hanson then lifts him back up to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. AMP makes his way over to Hanson as he slowly begins to stagger his way back up to his feet. AMP grabs a hold of Hanson then hits him with an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. AMP gets back up to his feet then steps through the ropes then begins climbing the turnbuckle. AMP perches himself on the top rope as Hanson staggers back up to his feet. AMP leaps off the top rope then hits Hanson with a missile dropkick that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. Hanson rolls to a neutral corner and begins using the turnbuckle to start to pull himself up to his feet. AMP gets a running start towards the corner then grabs a hold of Hanson as he runs up the turnbuckle pads. AMP leaps off and nails Hanson with a tornado DDT down to the canvas hard. AMP gets up to his feet then looks down at the fallen Hanson down on the canvas. AMP leaps into the air and then hits Hanson with a standing shooting star press down across the chest. AMP hooks the leg and makes the cover on Hanson as Nigel slides in for the count.
ONE
TWO
NO! Stevens races into the ring and breaks up the count before the three!
Joe Hoffman: AMP has been flying around the ring using his speed and agility to take the fight to Hanson. A tornado DDT followed by a standing shooting star press had Hanson down and out but Stevens came in and made the save for his team.
Benny Newell: AMP is like a mosquito that just buzzes around you and no matter how many times you swat at it the damn thing just doesn’t want to go away. However all that flippy shit he likes to do isn’t enough to keep a man like Hanson down.
AMP gets back up to his feet as Nigel forces Stevens back to his corner however Bishop rushes into the ring and tries to get his hands on Stevens. Nigel cuts off Bishop and tries to force him back into his corner but this give CJ O’Donnell time to come into the ring and switch places with AMP without even making a tag. O’Donnell begins putting the boots to Hanson viciously before pulling him back up to his feet. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Hanson from behind and goes for the Distinguished Plex but Hanson counters by landing on his feet behind O’Donnell. As O’Donnell turns around Hanson goes to plant a boot to the mid-section but O’Donnell catches his foot. Hanson hops around a bit before hitting O’Donnell with a enziguri kick to the back to the head that sends him down to the canvas. Hanson gets up to his feet and races towards the ropes as O’Donnell pulls himself back up to his feet. Hanson rebounds off the ropes but O’Donnell catches him with a clobbering blow to the head with the cast on his arm. Hanson hits the mat like ton of bricks from the shot. O’Donnell hooks the leg and makes the cover on Hanson as Nigel slides in for the count.
ONE
TWO
NO! This time Zion comes up and breaks up the count before the three!
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell just used that cast as a weapon and clobbered Noah Hanson with a shot to the head. It should have warranted a disqualification but I guess Nigel declared that the cast is officially a part of his body due to the injury.
Benny Newell: It’s like I said Joe they will do anything they can do to get an advantage in this match. First it was the attack on the outside of the ring and now it’s the use of a cast as a weapon. Hanson needs to get to his corner and make a tag to Stevens or Zion here.
Nigel gets to his feet and begins to force Zion back to his corner but Bishop loses it and charges into the ring and tackles Zion down to the canvas. The fight is on as both men begins exchanging right hands back and forth but Nigel begins to break it up. O’Donnell gets up to his feet and measures up Hanson who has staggered back up to his feet. O’Donnell charges and goes for Irish Knowledge but Hanson moves out of the way causing O’Donnell to collide with the turnbuckle knee first. Hanson grabs a hold of O’Donnell then plants him with the Summer Bomb down to the canvas hard. Slowly but surely Hanson crawls over towards his corner and makes the tag into Stevens. O’Donnell gets up to his feet but Stevens rushes into the ring and hits O’Donnell with a running clothesline that turns him inside out before he hits the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Hanson connected with the Summer Bomb and that gave him enough time to make it to his corner and make the tag into Scott Stevens. The momentum in this match has finally swung into the favor of HOW here tonight.
Benny Newell: Stevens broke O’Donnell’s arm last week on Mayhem and just a minute ago it looked like he broke O’Donnell’s neck with that clothesline. My murder boner is raging now that Stevens has finally gotten into this match.
O’Donnell scrambles up to his feet but Stevens grabs a hold of him then hoists them up and over with a t-bone suplex that sends him down to the canvas. Stevens gets up to his feet then grabs a hold of O’Donnell and lifts him up to his feet. Stevens hooks up O’Donnell and lifts up and over with a vertical suplex. Stevens rolls his hips and keeps his grip on O’Donnell as he pulls him back up to his feet. Once again Stevens hoists O’Donnell up and over and hits him with a second vertical suplex down to the canvas. One more time Stevens rolls his hips and keeps his grip on O’Donnell and he pulls him back up to his feet. Stevens lifts O’Donnell up and over and hits the third vertical suplex that sends O’Donnell crashing down to the canvas. Stevens gets up to his feet then steps through the ropes and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Stevens perches himself on the top rope as O’Donnell remains motionless on the canvas. Stevens leaps off the top rope then connects with a diving headbutt down onto O’Donnell. Stevens gets up to his feet then grabs a hold of O’Donnell and lifts him back up to his feet. Stevens whips O’Donnell into the ropes but O’Donnell reverses the whip and sends Stevens into the ropes. Stevens leaps up to the middle rope then springboards off and connects with the Venomous Injection to the face of O’Donnell. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on O’Donnell as Nigel slides in for the count.
ONE
TWO
THR-NO! AMP comes flying into the ring and breaks up the count with a elbow drop to the back of the head of Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is rolling here and connected with the Venomous Injection but AMP come flying out of nowhere and connected with an elbow drop to the back of the head of Stevens that broke up the count.
Benny Newell: That was too close for comfort for these Boardwalk Wrestling idiots. This is just the beginning of the end here Joe. We’re moments away from seeing High Octane Wrestling gain yet another victory over Boardwalk.
Nigel forces AMP to the outside of the ring as both O’Donnell and Stevens begin crawling towards their corners. O’Donnell is the first that makes it to his corner and tags in AMP but before AMP can get to Stevens he leaps and makes the tag into the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion. Like a house of fire Zion rushes into the ring and hits AMP with a clothesline that sends him crashing down to the canvas. Zion turns around and stalks around AMP as he staggers back up to his feet. Zion plants the boot to the mid-section then shoves AMP’s head between his legs. Zion lifts AMP up into the air and hits him with a powerbomb down to the canvas. Finally after not being able to actually get into the match Ian Bishop has had enough and he races into the ring and attacks Zion from behind. This is all it takes for all hell to break loose as all six men enter the ring and begin brawling all over the place.
Joe Hoffman: Chaos has broken out here tonight on Mayhem as all six men have entered the ring and Nigel Lette has lost complete control of his match. Ian Bishop has been like a caged animal all night and just couldn’t wait any longer to get his hands on Zion!
Benny Newell: You’re wrong Joe this is just desperation on the part of the Boardwalk Wrestling guys. They knew this match was about to be over so they decided to make a last ditch effort to try and stop the HOW ICON Champion from showing them up here tonight!
The fighting continues as AMP hits Stevens with a superkick that sends him through the ropes and down to the arena floor below. As Stevens gets up to his feet on the outside of the ring AMP grabs a hold of the top rope and then hits Stevens with a corkscrew plancha from the inside of the ring out of it that sends them both crashing down to the arena floor. Zion manages to break away from the fight then steps through the ropes and begins climbing the turnbuckle. As both AMP and Stevens gets up to their feet Zion leaps off the top rope and takes both men out with a moonsault off the top rope and down to the arena floor. O’Donnell and Bishop both double team Hanson and knock him down to the canvas. Both O’Donnell and Bishop look at each other then race towards the ropes. As AMP, Stevens and Zion get up to their feet on the outside both O’Donnell and Bishop leap through the ropes and hit double suicide dives that knock all five men back down to the arena floor. That leaves only Hanson in the ring and he gets up to his feet then begins to climb the turnbuckle. Hanson perches himself on the top rope as all five men pull themselves up to their feet on the outside. Hanson leaps off the top rope and hits The Lady Killer on all five men taking them out with his finishing move as the crowd goes wild.
Joe Hoffman: Such high flying action here tonight with each man putting his body on the line taking out opponent and teammate alike. This is the only kind of action you’ll see when HOW stars go head to head with Boardwalk stars!
Benny Newell: AHHHH! Did you see Hanson! That man is older then the extra crispy secret recipe and yet he just took out every single person in this match with the Lady Killer. I can’t even remember who the legal men are at this point!
Slowly Zion gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of AMP and slides him into the ring. Zion slides into the ring behind AMP who has gotten back up to his feet. AMP charges as Zion going for the Shockwave but Zion sidesteps and then takes AMP down to the canvas. Zion moves quickly and locks in the Catalyst Crossface in the center of the ring. Nigel drops down to the canvas and asks AMP if he wants to give up it and AMP screams out in pain. Just when it looks like AMP is going to tap out Ian Bishop slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand. Bishop lifts the chair high into the air and bashes Zion in the skull with the chair. Nigel sees this and immediately calls for the bell signaling for a disqualification.
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners via Disqualification… the team of Noah Hanson, Darin Zion, and Scott Stevens!!!
Bishop raises the steel chair into the air again and then repeatedly bashes Zion over and over and over again with the steel chair. On the outside of the ring Stevens can be seen jumping up and down in celebration. Hanson looks confused and makes way over towards Stevens wondering why he’s celebrating after his own partner just got the living shit beaten out of him with a steel chair. Stevens tries to compose himself but Hanson continues to get into his face and demand answers. Stevens has had enough and hits Hanson with the Toxic Sting on the outside of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: The HOW team wins by disqualification thanks to Ian Bishop and a steel chair. Bishop wants to soften up Zion before he gets his shot at the HOW ICON Championship belt but Stevens celebrated all of this and then hit Hanson with the Toxic Sting. But why? I mean… you don’t think Benny that maybe….
Benny Newell: I told you Joe that I couldn’t tell you anything. Just know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know… something and it looks like Stevens knows it now too. Too bad Hanson just wasn’t in the know here tonight.
Stevens heads up the ramp still celebrating here tonight much to the confusion of the crown all three members of the Unstable stand tall in the ring over a broken and bloody Darin Zion.
The video feed cuts away as that classic 90ies era Safety Video music starts to pipe in over the P.A. system. The words “SAFETY TIPS WITH MAXIMILLIAN KAEL” pops up on the screen before the scene cuts to a open field somewhere in the midwest. The sun hangs high in the sky and a gentle breeze kisses the tall glass in the far distant hills. Slowly the camera pans over to Maximillian Kael, dressed in a black suit with a large white labcoat and yellow safety helmet on his head. Max offers the screen a bright smile as he motions to the beautiful fields.
Max Kael: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another installment of Safety Tips from me, Maximillian Wilhelm Kael. Today I thought I would take us out of the dangerous world of Professional Wrestling Arenas and into the great American wild where some honestly dangerous situations could befall even the greatest of HOW Roster Members and Fans. Now, you might as what it could be that one might find out here? Well.. the answer is simple.
The smile on Max’s face disappears as a look of extreme seriousness takes over.
Max Kael: Bos primigenius.. otherwise known the world wide over as the Holstein Friesian Cattle. This dangerous bovine has been terrorizing High Octane Wrestling since before time itself. Yes, the white and black spotted monster has claimed victims ranging from Hall of Famer Darkwing to unknown idiots who failed to prove themselves worthy of High Octane Wrestling history.. which could also be Darkwing. Yes, friends, in High Octane Wrestling you should always be careful.
The camera moves with Max as he carefully takes a step around a few gigantic cow paddies which eventually leads into a herd of Cows. Max lifts his hand to his nose to try to fight out the smell of the cow shit as several “volunteers” can be seen tied to sticks in the ground.
Max Kael: Thankfully I am here to show you a few things you can do to avoid getting violated by a cow. The first is probably the most simple.. Don’t have your pants around these animals covered in salt and honey. I mean, at that point you are practically asking for some unwarranted Cow sucking. In fact I think that’s the exact recipe that Lee used to use to get old Bestie to do here dirty deeds..
Using a stick, Max reaches over and yanks a dude’s pants down as he starts to scream and tried to free himself of his bonds. Max shakes his head as a censor bar pops up around his groin.
Max Kael: Shh! You’re upsetting the cows. Now see how helpless he is? Yeah.. yeah I think there is already a cow heading this way! It’s caught the scent! This isn’t safe at all! Oh dear! I hope your wife never finds out.. or your husband, listen, I’m not judging, you’re free to love whomever you want..
One of the cows lumbers over, it’s big, blubbery, wet nose seeking out the scene of honey and salt. The man screams a little more as Max covers the one eye he still has while the Cow prepares to do the unspeakable tongue action to the tied up man..
BANG!!
A sudden burst echoes over the screen as the Cow stumbles to the side, blood rushing out of his nose before it collapses to the ground. Max Kael can be seen holding a massive Taurus Tracker revolver, a small whiff of smoke filtering out of the barrel. Blood has been splattered across Max’s white lab coat and face. Max quietly looks back at the camera which starts to zoom in on his eye..
Max Kael: You’re welcome, HOW. I just killed another stupid fad. I just ended another shitty element of this organization that made it a fucking Joke. Because that’s what’s safe for HOW now. Because that’s what’s important.. to be taken seriously. Who the fuck gives about Bestie in the year 2015? Not fucking me, not anyone with half a fucking brain. I just put down this shitty little gimmick just like I’m going to put that little shit, Jatt Starr, out of his misery in due time. My name is Maximillian Wilhelm Kael and you’re welcome.
Max looks down at the cow, spitting on it before he looks back up at the camera. Lifting the revolver, Max uncocks the gun and engages the safety.
Max Kael: Remember, friends.. Safety First.
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back here to Mayhem ladies and gentlemen and now it’s time for six man tag team action as we will see Boardwalk Wrestling superstars and HOW superstars clash in sort of a rematch from War Games.
Benny Newell: It was just last week that Scott Stevens broke the arm of one of these idiots and yet they just keep coming back for more punishment. I would call them brave but in reality they’re just too stupid and don’t know when to stay down.
Joe Hoffman: What you call stupid Benny many people would call tough because even though Scott Stevens broke the arm of CJ O’Donnell last week on Mayhem O’Donnell never once uttered the words I Quit in that match.
Benny Newell: So? What is this a consolation prize? Does he get a participation award just because he didn’t say the words? A loss is a loss Joe and when your get your arm broken in a match you got no room to be looking for a fucking silver lining.
Joe Hoffman: Well that was last week Benny and tonight is a new night and a new match. It’s also a match that is set to kick off so let’s send it down to the ring to Bryan McVay who is ready to make tonight’s introductions.
The camera pans away from the announcers to the center of the ring where Bryan McVay is standing with his microphone in hand.
Bryan McVay: The following is a six man tag team match and it’s scheduled for one fall to a finish!
The lights in the arena begin to dim when suddenly the arena is filled with the sound of “Blackened” by Metallica. The crowd stands on their feet and begins booing loudly as Boardwalk Wrestling superstars CJ O’Donnell, The Living Legend AMP, and Ian Bishop all make their way out on stage. Each man and proudly displaying a Boardwalk Wrestling t-shirt which one brings forth more hatred from the High Octane Wrestling crowd.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first representing Boardwalk Wrestling, weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 580 lbs. Here is The Distinguished CJ O’Donnell, The Living Legend AMP, and Mr. Incredible Ian Bishop… The Unstable!!!!
Joe Hoffman: These three men are a cohesive unit in Boardwalk Wrestling who play by the own rules and have successfully taken out some of the best and brights that Boardwalk Wrestling has to offer. Their teamwork here tonight should be a problem for our High Octane Wrestling guys to handle.
Benny Newell: I’m glad each of these dickheads seem to get along so well. That means after tonight when they get their asses handled to them here in the House of Maurako they’ll have each others shoulders to cry on as they make their way back to New Jersey.
CJ O’Donnell, AMP, and Ian Bishop all make their way down the ramp and towards the ring flipping off the fans in the seats and cursing at a couple of them to the point security has to step in and keep a couple of fans from jumping over the barricade at the three men. O’Donnell has a case on his arm from his match last week against Scott Stevens but seems perfectly capable of holding his own here tonight. The three men enter the ring and each take to a corner and climb a turnbuckle to pose and shout at the fans some more. The three men hop down off the turnbuckle as their music begins to die down. Suddenly the lights in the arena begin to dim as the sound of Failure by Breaking Benjamin fills the arena. The crowd stands on their feet and cheer loudly as Sex and Money members Noah Hanson and the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion who has the title around his waist appear on stage.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents first representing High Octane Wrestling weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 457 lbs. Here are members of Sex & Money.. Noah Hanson and the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion!!!!
Joe Hoffman: We have two of the three members of Sex and Money here tonight as injuries from War Games and his match last week have kept Brian Hollywood from being medically cleared to wrestle here tonight. However Noah Hanson and Darin Zion have never been men that would back down from a challenge.
Benny Newell: Ian Bishop has been chomping at the bit to get his hands on Zion and get a shot at the HOW ICON Championship belt but now not only is he going to get Zion but he’s going to get Noah Hanson just recently helped cost Boardwalk Wrestling superstar Ed Houston the Casino Championship belt.
Zion and Hanson have determined looks on their faces as they slowly head down the ramp towards the ring. Zion and Hanson slap hands with the fans as inside of the ring Ian Bishop can be seen pacing back and forth like a caged animal just waiting to get his hands on Zion. Both Zion and Hanson stop at the ringside area right in front of the ring as their music dies down. The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And their tag team partner from Houston, Texas weighing in tonight at 256 lbs. Here is The Scorpion Scott Stevens!!!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has been on quite the tear here lately. He finished 5th at War Games along with leading Team HOW to victory against Boardwalk Wrestling and just last week he literally broke the arm of CJ O’Donnell to win a big time I Quit match against a former Anarchy Champion.
Benny Newell: A part of me will always hate Scott Stevens for what he did to Lee Best at War Games but as long as he’s fighting on the right side I will always raise my glass and cheer him on against these motherfuckers from Boardwalk Wrestling.
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. Stevens joins both Zion and Hanson at ringside then the three men slide under the bottom rope and enter the ring. Each of the three men take to a corner and climb to the turnbuckle to pose for the cheering fans. The three men hop down off the turnbuckle as Stevens’ music begins to die down. Referee Nigel Lette calls for the bell to signal the start of this match.
–DING DING–
Noah Hanson begins the match for his team as the members of the Unstable huddle up in their corner. Hanson waits patiently before finally they break the huddle and AMP starts out the match for his team. AMP walks to the center of the ring then locks up with Hanson collar and elbow. Hanson uses his size advantage to get a side headlock on AMP. However AMP fires off a couple of elbow shots to the ribs before shooting him off into the ropes. Hanson rebounds off the ropes and hits AMP with a shoulder block that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. Hanson turns around and races towards the ropes again as AMP nips up to his feet. As Hanson rebounds off the ropes AMP leaps frogs over him. As Hanson rebounds off the ropes again AMP leaps into the air and hits Hanson with a flying leg lariat that sends him crashing down to the canvas. AMP gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of Hanson and tosses him over the top rope and down to the arena floor below. AMP begins to distract the referee as both O’Donnell and Bishop hop down off of the apron and begin laying the boots to Hanson.
Joe Hoffman: AMP with the early high flying offense but already the numbers game is coming into play with the members of the Unstable as they are physically assaulting Noah Hason on the outside of the ring while AMP distracts Nigel Lette.
Benny Newell: That’s because it’s what they do Joe. They know they can’t win a fight straight up against HOW level talent so they use under handed tactics to try and gain an advantage in the match against the clearly better wrestlers.
O’Donnell and Bishop lift Hanson up to his feet then run his spine first into the steel ring steps hard. Bishop grabs a hold of Hanson then lifts him back up to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. AMP makes his way over to Hanson as he slowly begins to stagger his way back up to his feet. AMP grabs a hold of Hanson then hits him with an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. AMP gets back up to his feet then steps through the ropes then begins climbing the turnbuckle. AMP perches himself on the top rope as Hanson staggers back up to his feet. AMP leaps off the top rope then hits Hanson with a missile dropkick that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. Hanson rolls to a neutral corner and begins using the turnbuckle to start to pull himself up to his feet. AMP gets a running start towards the corner then grabs a hold of Hanson as he runs up the turnbuckle pads. AMP leaps off and nails Hanson with a tornado DDT down to the canvas hard. AMP gets up to his feet then looks down at the fallen Hanson down on the canvas. AMP leaps into the air and then hits Hanson with a standing shooting star press down across the chest. AMP hooks the leg and makes the cover on Hanson as Nigel slides in for the count.
ONE
TWO
NO! Stevens races into the ring and breaks up the count before the three!
Joe Hoffman: AMP has been flying around the ring using his speed and agility to take the fight to Hanson. A tornado DDT followed by a standing shooting star press had Hanson down and out but Stevens came in and made the save for his team.
Benny Newell: AMP is like a mosquito that just buzzes around you and no matter how many times you swat at it the damn thing just doesn’t want to go away. However all that flippy shit he likes to do isn’t enough to keep a man like Hanson down.
AMP gets back up to his feet as Nigel forces Stevens back to his corner however Bishop rushes into the ring and tries to get his hands on Stevens. Nigel cuts off Bishop and tries to force him back into his corner but this give CJ O’Donnell time to come into the ring and switch places with AMP without even making a tag. O’Donnell begins putting the boots to Hanson viciously before pulling him back up to his feet. O’Donnell grabs a hold of Hanson from behind and goes for the Distinguished Plex but Hanson counters by landing on his feet behind O’Donnell. As O’Donnell turns around Hanson goes to plant a boot to the mid-section but O’Donnell catches his foot. Hanson hops around a bit before hitting O’Donnell with a enziguri kick to the back to the head that sends him down to the canvas. Hanson gets up to his feet and races towards the ropes as O’Donnell pulls himself back up to his feet. Hanson rebounds off the ropes but O’Donnell catches him with a clobbering blow to the head with the cast on his arm. Hanson hits the mat like ton of bricks from the shot. O’Donnell hooks the leg and makes the cover on Hanson as Nigel slides in for the count.
ONE
TWO
NO! This time Zion comes up and breaks up the count before the three!
Joe Hoffman: CJ O’Donnell just used that cast as a weapon and clobbered Noah Hanson with a shot to the head. It should have warranted a disqualification but I guess Nigel declared that the cast is officially a part of his body due to the injury.
Benny Newell: It’s like I said Joe they will do anything they can do to get an advantage in this match. First it was the attack on the outside of the ring and now it’s the use of a cast as a weapon. Hanson needs to get to his corner and make a tag to Stevens or Zion here.
Nigel gets to his feet and begins to force Zion back to his corner but Bishop loses it and charges into the ring and tackles Zion down to the canvas. The fight is on as both men begins exchanging right hands back and forth but Nigel begins to break it up. O’Donnell gets up to his feet and measures up Hanson who has staggered back up to his feet. O’Donnell charges and goes for Irish Knowledge but Hanson moves out of the way causing O’Donnell to collide with the turnbuckle knee first. Hanson grabs a hold of O’Donnell then plants him with the Summer Bomb down to the canvas hard. Slowly but surely Hanson crawls over towards his corner and makes the tag into Stevens. O’Donnell gets up to his feet but Stevens rushes into the ring and hits O’Donnell with a running clothesline that turns him inside out before he hits the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: Hanson connected with the Summer Bomb and that gave him enough time to make it to his corner and make the tag into Scott Stevens. The momentum in this match has finally swung into the favor of HOW here tonight.
Benny Newell: Stevens broke O’Donnell’s arm last week on Mayhem and just a minute ago it looked like he broke O’Donnell’s neck with that clothesline. My murder boner is raging now that Stevens has finally gotten into this match.
O’Donnell scrambles up to his feet but Stevens grabs a hold of him then hoists them up and over with a t-bone suplex that sends him down to the canvas. Stevens gets up to his feet then grabs a hold of O’Donnell and lifts him up to his feet. Stevens hooks up O’Donnell and lifts up and over with a vertical suplex. Stevens rolls his hips and keeps his grip on O’Donnell as he pulls him back up to his feet. Once again Stevens hoists O’Donnell up and over and hits him with a second vertical suplex down to the canvas. One more time Stevens rolls his hips and keeps his grip on O’Donnell and he pulls him back up to his feet. Stevens lifts O’Donnell up and over and hits the third vertical suplex that sends O’Donnell crashing down to the canvas. Stevens gets up to his feet then steps through the ropes and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Stevens perches himself on the top rope as O’Donnell remains motionless on the canvas. Stevens leaps off the top rope then connects with a diving headbutt down onto O’Donnell. Stevens gets up to his feet then grabs a hold of O’Donnell and lifts him back up to his feet. Stevens whips O’Donnell into the ropes but O’Donnell reverses the whip and sends Stevens into the ropes. Stevens leaps up to the middle rope then springboards off and connects with the Venomous Injection to the face of O’Donnell. Stevens hooks the leg and makes the cover on O’Donnell as Nigel slides in for the count.
ONE
TWO
THR-NO! AMP comes flying into the ring and breaks up the count with a elbow drop to the back of the head of Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens is rolling here and connected with the Venomous Injection but AMP come flying out of nowhere and connected with an elbow drop to the back of the head of Stevens that broke up the count.
Benny Newell: That was too close for comfort for these Boardwalk Wrestling idiots. This is just the beginning of the end here Joe. We’re moments away from seeing High Octane Wrestling gain yet another victory over Boardwalk.
Nigel forces AMP to the outside of the ring as both O’Donnell and Stevens begin crawling towards their corners. O’Donnell is the first that makes it to his corner and tags in AMP but before AMP can get to Stevens he leaps and makes the tag into the HOW ICON Champion Darin Zion. Like a house of fire Zion rushes into the ring and hits AMP with a clothesline that sends him crashing down to the canvas. Zion turns around and stalks around AMP as he staggers back up to his feet. Zion plants the boot to the mid-section then shoves AMP’s head between his legs. Zion lifts AMP up into the air and hits him with a powerbomb down to the canvas. Finally after not being able to actually get into the match Ian Bishop has had enough and he races into the ring and attacks Zion from behind. This is all it takes for all hell to break loose as all six men enter the ring and begin brawling all over the place.
Joe Hoffman: Chaos has broken out here tonight on Mayhem as all six men have entered the ring and Nigel Lette has lost complete control of his match. Ian Bishop has been like a caged animal all night and just couldn’t wait any longer to get his hands on Zion!
Benny Newell: You’re wrong Joe this is just desperation on the part of the Boardwalk Wrestling guys. They knew this match was about to be over so they decided to make a last ditch effort to try and stop the HOW ICON Champion from showing them up here tonight!
The fighting continues as AMP hits Stevens with a superkick that sends him through the ropes and down to the arena floor below. As Stevens gets up to his feet on the outside of the ring AMP grabs a hold of the top rope and then hits Stevens with a corkscrew plancha from the inside of the ring out of it that sends them both crashing down to the arena floor. Zion manages to break away from the fight then steps through the ropes and begins climbing the turnbuckle. As both AMP and Stevens gets up to their feet Zion leaps off the top rope and takes both men out with a moonsault off the top rope and down to the arena floor. O’Donnell and Bishop both double team Hanson and knock him down to the canvas. Both O’Donnell and Bishop look at each other then race towards the ropes. As AMP, Stevens and Zion get up to their feet on the outside both O’Donnell and Bishop leap through the ropes and hit double suicide dives that knock all five men back down to the arena floor. That leaves only Hanson in the ring and he gets up to his feet then begins to climb the turnbuckle. Hanson perches himself on the top rope as all five men pull themselves up to their feet on the outside. Hanson leaps off the top rope and hits The Lady Killer on all five men taking them out with his finishing move as the crowd goes wild.
Joe Hoffman: Such high flying action here tonight with each man putting his body on the line taking out opponent and teammate alike. This is the only kind of action you’ll see when HOW stars go head to head with Boardwalk stars!
Benny Newell: AHHHH! Did you see Hanson! That man is older then the extra crispy secret recipe and yet he just took out every single person in this match with the Lady Killer. I can’t even remember who the legal men are at this point!
Slowly Zion gets back up to his feet then grabs a hold of AMP and slides him into the ring. Zion slides into the ring behind AMP who has gotten back up to his feet. AMP charges as Zion going for the Shockwave but Zion sidesteps and then takes AMP down to the canvas. Zion moves quickly and locks in the Catalyst Crossface in the center of the ring. Nigel drops down to the canvas and asks AMP if he wants to give up it and AMP screams out in pain. Just when it looks like AMP is going to tap out Ian Bishop slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand. Bishop lifts the chair high into the air and bashes Zion in the skull with the chair. Nigel sees this and immediately calls for the bell signaling for a disqualification.
Bryan McVay: Here are your winners via Disqualification… the team of Noah Hanson, Darin Zion, and Scott Stevens!!!
Bishop raises the steel chair into the air again and then repeatedly bashes Zion over and over and over again with the steel chair. On the outside of the ring Stevens can be seen jumping up and down in celebration. Hanson looks confused and makes way over towards Stevens wondering why he’s celebrating after his own partner just got the living shit beaten out of him with a steel chair. Stevens tries to compose himself but Hanson continues to get into his face and demand answers. Stevens has had enough and hits Hanson with the Toxic Sting on the outside of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: The HOW team wins by disqualification thanks to Ian Bishop and a steel chair. Bishop wants to soften up Zion before he gets his shot at the HOW ICON Championship belt but Stevens celebrated all of this and then hit Hanson with the Toxic Sting. But why? I mean… you don’t think Benny that maybe….
Benny Newell: I told you Joe that I couldn’t tell you anything. Just know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know… something and it looks like Stevens knows it now too. Too bad Hanson just wasn’t in the know here tonight.
Stevens heads up the ramp still celebrating here tonight much to the confusion of the crown all three members of the Unstable stand tall in the ring over a broken and bloody Darin Zion.
The video feed cuts away as that classic 90ies era Safety Video music starts to pipe in over the P.A. system. The words “SAFETY TIPS WITH MAXIMILLIAN KAEL” pops up on the screen before the scene cuts to a open field somewhere in the midwest. The sun hangs high in the sky and a gentle breeze kisses the tall glass in the far distant hills. Slowly the camera pans over to Maximillian Kael, dressed in a black suit with a large white labcoat and yellow safety helmet on his head. Max offers the screen a bright smile as he motions to the beautiful fields.
Max Kael: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another installment of Safety Tips from me, Maximillian Wilhelm Kael. Today I thought I would take us out of the dangerous world of Professional Wrestling Arenas and into the great American wild where some honestly dangerous situations could befall even the greatest of HOW Roster Members and Fans. Now, you might as what it could be that one might find out here? Well.. the answer is simple.
The smile on Max’s face disappears as a look of extreme seriousness takes over.
Max Kael: Bos primigenius.. otherwise known the world wide over as the Holstein Friesian Cattle. This dangerous bovine has been terrorizing High Octane Wrestling since before time itself. Yes, the white and black spotted monster has claimed victims ranging from Hall of Famer Darkwing to unknown idiots who failed to prove themselves worthy of High Octane Wrestling history.. which could also be Darkwing. Yes, friends, in High Octane Wrestling you should always be careful.
The camera moves with Max as he carefully takes a step around a few gigantic cow paddies which eventually leads into a herd of Cows. Max lifts his hand to his nose to try to fight out the smell of the cow shit as several “volunteers” can be seen tied to sticks in the ground.
Max Kael: Thankfully I am here to show you a few things you can do to avoid getting violated by a cow. The first is probably the most simple.. Don’t have your pants around these animals covered in salt and honey. I mean, at that point you are practically asking for some unwarranted Cow sucking. In fact I think that’s the exact recipe that Lee used to use to get old Bestie to do here dirty deeds..
Using a stick, Max reaches over and yanks a dude’s pants down as he starts to scream and tried to free himself of his bonds. Max shakes his head as a censor bar pops up around his groin.
Max Kael: Shh! You’re upsetting the cows. Now see how helpless he is? Yeah.. yeah I think there is already a cow heading this way! It’s caught the scent! This isn’t safe at all! Oh dear! I hope your wife never finds out.. or your husband, listen, I’m not judging, you’re free to love whomever you want..
One of the cows lumbers over, it’s big, blubbery, wet nose seeking out the scene of honey and salt. The man screams a little more as Max covers the one eye he still has while the Cow prepares to do the unspeakable tongue action to the tied up man..
BANG!!
A sudden burst echoes over the screen as the Cow stumbles to the side, blood rushing out of his nose before it collapses to the ground. Max Kael can be seen holding a massive Taurus Tracker revolver, a small whiff of smoke filtering out of the barrel. Blood has been splattered across Max’s white lab coat and face. Max quietly looks back at the camera which starts to zoom in on his eye..
Max Kael: You’re welcome, HOW. I just killed another stupid fad. I just ended another shitty element of this organization that made it a fucking Joke. Because that’s what’s safe for HOW now. Because that’s what’s important.. to be taken seriously. Who the fuck gives about Bestie in the year 2015? Not fucking me, not anyone with half a fucking brain. I just put down this shitty little gimmick just like I’m going to put that little shit, Jatt Starr, out of his misery in due time. My name is Maximillian Wilhelm Kael and you’re welcome.
Max looks down at the cow, spitting on it before he looks back up at the camera. Lifting the revolver, Max uncocks the gun and engages the safety.
Max Kael: Remember, friends.. Safety First.