Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 21:35:10 GMT
The action cuts back to ringside as its time for our first qualifying match for the World Title Match at RATR.
Joe Hoffman: We’re back here on Mayhem and we have a huge match coming up here.
Benny Newell: The ICON Title match is now?
Joe Hoffman: No… the match that is going to determine the first entrant into the Rumble at the Rock Death Row match for the HOW World Title. We have Scott Stevens taking on Brian Hollywood.
Benny Newell: Scott Stevens is still in HOW? I thought he left to be in like 14 other feds and his inbred family is taking his place in the Jobber locker room?
Joe Hoffman: No… he has been guest spotting around in some feds, but Scott Stevens is certainly still in HOW. Tonight he could secure a very sought after spot in one of the most torturous matches of the year. But the prize is worth every ounce of pain… both mental and physical they will go through.
Benny Newell: Over a week stuck in a cell without a single bit of human interaction… it is the closest definition to Hell that humans can find. Nothing tears at the mind more… than one’s own mind.
We hear Brian Hollywood’s music hit as the crowd roars and the Executive makes his way out onto the stage.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the first spot in the Rumble at the Rock Solitary Confinement Match. Now making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 220 pounds… Brain Hollywood!!!!
Joe Hoffman: This is a focus Hollywood Benny, a man that is determined to finally make that big strike in HOW and claim that HOW World Title.
Benny Newell: Ask the guy whose name rhythms with Hollywood how that ever worked out for him. That title is owned by The Davidsons and is not going anywhere. Doesn’t matter who’s in that match at Alcatraz.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from the Great State of Texas… and weighing in at 256 pounds… Scott Stevens!!!!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: And we are ready to go! Stevens versus Hollywood! Winner gets a shot at the World Title at Alcatraz!!!!
Lette calls for the bell as the two men lock up in the middle of the ring for a moment before Hollywood knees Stevens in the gut and takes his down with a snapmare takeover and quickly drives a knee into the back of Stevens. Hollywood grabs the arms of Stevens and starts to wrench the arms back. Stevens winces as he battles back up to his feet and kicks Hollywood in the gut and connects with a quick DDT. Both men pop up and go for match clothesline as the both go down hard in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Fast start here as both men thinking the same thing and both eat some clothesline.
Stevens is first to his feet and nails Hollywood in the back of the head with a boot before he drags Hollywood to his feet and whips him into the corner. Stevens goes for a clothesline but Hollywood gets the leg up… but Stevens stops and throws Hollywood’s leg down and drives his shoulder into Hollywood’s gut. Stevens pulls Hollywood out of the corner and then nails a belly to belly supleex. Stevens then grabs the legs of Hollywood and goes to lock in the sharpshooter…
Joe Hoffman: Arachnophobia!!!! Stevens with the sharpshooter locked in!
Benny Newell: It’s just a lonesome submission Joe… Hollywood will break it.
Hollywood crawls at the mat and pull himself towards the bottom rope as Stevens tries to keep Hollywood close to the middle of the ring…
Benny Newell: Hollywood grabs the bottom rope! See! See Joe!
Joe Hoffman: Yes, I can see Benny, a nice effort by Hollywood to break that dangerous submission hold.
Stevens goes to drop an elbow across the back of Hollywood but Hollywood rolls out of the way and Stevens nails the mat hard. Hollywood pops to his feet and nails a standing moonsault to the back of Stevens and then goes right into a quick Boston crab submission as Stevens quickly grabs the bottom rope and Hollywood uses the full five count, breaking the hold just in time before he is DQed.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood now looking to take control of this match as Stevens seems to be on the ropes.
Hollywood pulls Stevens to his feet a nails a scoop slam on Stevens as Hollywood climbs the ropes and connects with a huge swantom bomb on Stevens as the crowd roars and Hollywood goes for the first cover of the match.
ONE……..
TWO……………………
THREE…………………………………
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just gets the shoulder up!
Benny Newell: Barely Joe… and I say barley cause my eyesight was too blurry to see it.
Joe Hoffman: That’s cause you’re drunk Benny.
Benny Newell: Well no fucking shit Einstein. I’m on handle number two of Jack. You can barely drink a Shirley Temple without getting the spins.
Joe Hoffman: Those are Non-Alco…
Benny Newell: YES! That’s the point!
Hollywood goes to pick Stevens up…
Joe Hoffman: Schoolboy!
ONE……………
TWO………………………….
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood kicks out!
Hollywood shakes things off in the corner as Stevens charges at Hollywood for a spear but Hollywood rolls out of the corner and Stevens nails his shoulder on the ring post. Hollywood now takes advantage and goes for the roll up.
ONE…………………
TWO………………………….
THREE……………………………………………….
Benny Newell: Lonsome Lose….
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the shoulder up!
Benny Newell: Fuck shits!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a laps of focus for a minute and he nails that ringpost. One has to wonder if Stevens is starting to spread himself a little too thin…
Benny Newell: You think? Stevens seems like he wants to be everywhere else BUT HOW. Like he cares more about winning some fucking Fisher-Price Internet Title then about winning THE FUCKING TITLE in this fucking business.
Hollywood stalks Stevens who is pulling himself back to his feet and goes for the super kick….
Joe Hoffman: Stevens ducks the Executive Promise!
Benny Newell: Toxic Sting!
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood pushes him away!
Stevens lands hard on his ass as Hollywood staggers away into the ropes. Stevens pulls himself back to his feet as he looks for Hollywood… and finds him as he turns around….
Joe Hoffman: Executive Promise connects!
Benny Newell: Down goes Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood going for the cover! Can he punch his ticket to Alcatraz?
ONE………………..
TWO……………………………………
THREE…………………………………………………………
Joe Hoffman: Stevens kicks the shoulder up!
Benny Newell: But he is too late!!!!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match in 12:22 and advancing to the Solitary Confinement match at Rumble at the Rock 8….. BRAIN HOLLYWOOD
The crowd roars as Hollywood rolls out of the ring where Lette raises his arm in victory as Stevens starts to collect himself and realize that his effort was just a hair too late.
Joe Hoffman: Brian Hollywood bests Scott Stevens and punches his ticket to Alcatraz!
Benny Newell: And Stevens eats a hard loss… as he is starting to look like the new Kirsta Lewis in HOW maybe? Minus the STD ridden vagina… again… maybe? No one wants to take that bullet and find out what is downstairs on the Lonesome Loser.
Joe Hoffman: Wow… really? A Kirsta Lewis reference?
Benny Newell: Why not? Scott Stevens wants to play fucking footsies with the rest of the wrestling world and not focus on HOW… well then who the fuck am I to pull punches when the lonesome loser fucking loses.
We see Hollywood celebrate on the stage as Scott Stevens just shakes his head, stunned that he couldn’t get the job done tonight in HOW. That he is going to have to find some other way into the World Title match at Rumble at the Rock. A road that is tough after a loss in your first opportunity.
Joe Hoffman: How about we talk about how Brian Hollywood pulled off a great win. How he is focused on HOW and the World Title. How Brian Hollywood wants to be that one that dethrones the Davidsons?
Benny Newell: How about I talk about how Stevens better focus on that Internet Title match he has in FuckCW… cause he is never winning another title here in HOW.
Joe Hoffman: Ugh… fine…. How about we just get ready for the big title match in our main event as Max Kael, the LSD champion, looks to take the ICON title from Tara Davidson and again unify those two titles.
Benny Newell: Do whatever you want Joe. I am gonna heckle Stevens till he pops a bloody tampon out of his STD ridden vagina.
Benny does just that as Stevens rolls out of the ring and just stares up at Hollywood who is still celebrating on the stage as Lette raises his arm once again in victory as we cut to commercial.
Joe Hoffman: We’re back here on Mayhem and we have a huge match coming up here.
Benny Newell: The ICON Title match is now?
Joe Hoffman: No… the match that is going to determine the first entrant into the Rumble at the Rock Death Row match for the HOW World Title. We have Scott Stevens taking on Brian Hollywood.
Benny Newell: Scott Stevens is still in HOW? I thought he left to be in like 14 other feds and his inbred family is taking his place in the Jobber locker room?
Joe Hoffman: No… he has been guest spotting around in some feds, but Scott Stevens is certainly still in HOW. Tonight he could secure a very sought after spot in one of the most torturous matches of the year. But the prize is worth every ounce of pain… both mental and physical they will go through.
Benny Newell: Over a week stuck in a cell without a single bit of human interaction… it is the closest definition to Hell that humans can find. Nothing tears at the mind more… than one’s own mind.
We hear Brian Hollywood’s music hit as the crowd roars and the Executive makes his way out onto the stage.
Bryan McVay: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the first spot in the Rumble at the Rock Solitary Confinement Match. Now making his way to the ring from Los Angeles, California and weighing in at 220 pounds… Brain Hollywood!!!!
Joe Hoffman: This is a focus Hollywood Benny, a man that is determined to finally make that big strike in HOW and claim that HOW World Title.
Benny Newell: Ask the guy whose name rhythms with Hollywood how that ever worked out for him. That title is owned by The Davidsons and is not going anywhere. Doesn’t matter who’s in that match at Alcatraz.
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen a Texas flag, with the words, “Texas Born. Texas Bred.” “Texas Forever.“ branded into the flag. The crowd reaction is mixed, but there are more cheers than boos, as a piano calmly plays throughout the PA system and “Til I Collapse” by Eminem begins to play. The cheers intensify as the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the man from Texas.
Bryan McVay: And his opponent, from the Great State of Texas… and weighing in at 256 pounds… Scott Stevens!!!!
Walking down the aisle, he fists bumps some of his fans while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at his opponent, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Joe Hoffman: And we are ready to go! Stevens versus Hollywood! Winner gets a shot at the World Title at Alcatraz!!!!
Lette calls for the bell as the two men lock up in the middle of the ring for a moment before Hollywood knees Stevens in the gut and takes his down with a snapmare takeover and quickly drives a knee into the back of Stevens. Hollywood grabs the arms of Stevens and starts to wrench the arms back. Stevens winces as he battles back up to his feet and kicks Hollywood in the gut and connects with a quick DDT. Both men pop up and go for match clothesline as the both go down hard in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Fast start here as both men thinking the same thing and both eat some clothesline.
Stevens is first to his feet and nails Hollywood in the back of the head with a boot before he drags Hollywood to his feet and whips him into the corner. Stevens goes for a clothesline but Hollywood gets the leg up… but Stevens stops and throws Hollywood’s leg down and drives his shoulder into Hollywood’s gut. Stevens pulls Hollywood out of the corner and then nails a belly to belly supleex. Stevens then grabs the legs of Hollywood and goes to lock in the sharpshooter…
Joe Hoffman: Arachnophobia!!!! Stevens with the sharpshooter locked in!
Benny Newell: It’s just a lonesome submission Joe… Hollywood will break it.
Hollywood crawls at the mat and pull himself towards the bottom rope as Stevens tries to keep Hollywood close to the middle of the ring…
Benny Newell: Hollywood grabs the bottom rope! See! See Joe!
Joe Hoffman: Yes, I can see Benny, a nice effort by Hollywood to break that dangerous submission hold.
Stevens goes to drop an elbow across the back of Hollywood but Hollywood rolls out of the way and Stevens nails the mat hard. Hollywood pops to his feet and nails a standing moonsault to the back of Stevens and then goes right into a quick Boston crab submission as Stevens quickly grabs the bottom rope and Hollywood uses the full five count, breaking the hold just in time before he is DQed.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood now looking to take control of this match as Stevens seems to be on the ropes.
Hollywood pulls Stevens to his feet a nails a scoop slam on Stevens as Hollywood climbs the ropes and connects with a huge swantom bomb on Stevens as the crowd roars and Hollywood goes for the first cover of the match.
ONE……..
TWO……………………
THREE…………………………………
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just gets the shoulder up!
Benny Newell: Barely Joe… and I say barley cause my eyesight was too blurry to see it.
Joe Hoffman: That’s cause you’re drunk Benny.
Benny Newell: Well no fucking shit Einstein. I’m on handle number two of Jack. You can barely drink a Shirley Temple without getting the spins.
Joe Hoffman: Those are Non-Alco…
Benny Newell: YES! That’s the point!
Hollywood goes to pick Stevens up…
Joe Hoffman: Schoolboy!
ONE……………
TWO………………………….
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood kicks out!
Hollywood shakes things off in the corner as Stevens charges at Hollywood for a spear but Hollywood rolls out of the corner and Stevens nails his shoulder on the ring post. Hollywood now takes advantage and goes for the roll up.
ONE…………………
TWO………………………….
THREE……………………………………………….
Benny Newell: Lonsome Lose….
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with the shoulder up!
Benny Newell: Fuck shits!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with a laps of focus for a minute and he nails that ringpost. One has to wonder if Stevens is starting to spread himself a little too thin…
Benny Newell: You think? Stevens seems like he wants to be everywhere else BUT HOW. Like he cares more about winning some fucking Fisher-Price Internet Title then about winning THE FUCKING TITLE in this fucking business.
Hollywood stalks Stevens who is pulling himself back to his feet and goes for the super kick….
Joe Hoffman: Stevens ducks the Executive Promise!
Benny Newell: Toxic Sting!
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood pushes him away!
Stevens lands hard on his ass as Hollywood staggers away into the ropes. Stevens pulls himself back to his feet as he looks for Hollywood… and finds him as he turns around….
Joe Hoffman: Executive Promise connects!
Benny Newell: Down goes Stevens!
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood going for the cover! Can he punch his ticket to Alcatraz?
ONE………………..
TWO……………………………………
THREE…………………………………………………………
Joe Hoffman: Stevens kicks the shoulder up!
Benny Newell: But he is too late!!!!
DING DING DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match in 12:22 and advancing to the Solitary Confinement match at Rumble at the Rock 8….. BRAIN HOLLYWOOD
The crowd roars as Hollywood rolls out of the ring where Lette raises his arm in victory as Stevens starts to collect himself and realize that his effort was just a hair too late.
Joe Hoffman: Brian Hollywood bests Scott Stevens and punches his ticket to Alcatraz!
Benny Newell: And Stevens eats a hard loss… as he is starting to look like the new Kirsta Lewis in HOW maybe? Minus the STD ridden vagina… again… maybe? No one wants to take that bullet and find out what is downstairs on the Lonesome Loser.
Joe Hoffman: Wow… really? A Kirsta Lewis reference?
Benny Newell: Why not? Scott Stevens wants to play fucking footsies with the rest of the wrestling world and not focus on HOW… well then who the fuck am I to pull punches when the lonesome loser fucking loses.
We see Hollywood celebrate on the stage as Scott Stevens just shakes his head, stunned that he couldn’t get the job done tonight in HOW. That he is going to have to find some other way into the World Title match at Rumble at the Rock. A road that is tough after a loss in your first opportunity.
Joe Hoffman: How about we talk about how Brian Hollywood pulled off a great win. How he is focused on HOW and the World Title. How Brian Hollywood wants to be that one that dethrones the Davidsons?
Benny Newell: How about I talk about how Stevens better focus on that Internet Title match he has in FuckCW… cause he is never winning another title here in HOW.
Joe Hoffman: Ugh… fine…. How about we just get ready for the big title match in our main event as Max Kael, the LSD champion, looks to take the ICON title from Tara Davidson and again unify those two titles.
Benny Newell: Do whatever you want Joe. I am gonna heckle Stevens till he pops a bloody tampon out of his STD ridden vagina.
Benny does just that as Stevens rolls out of the ring and just stares up at Hollywood who is still celebrating on the stage as Lette raises his arm once again in victory as we cut to commercial.