Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 9, 2018 21:11:27 GMT
The action cuts back to a live shot of Lee walking down an aisle. Walking with him, holding his right arm, is Kirsta Lewis. As they continue to walk we are privy to their conversation.
Lee Best: I always knew you would come back to me….it was just a matter of when….and not if.
Kirsta Lewis: This is where I belong. After everything that has happened over the years I knew that I had to be here to make sure you had someone by your side at the end….no matter what has happened between us…….I was always my best by your side.
Lee Best: You do realize that if you never whored yourself out to other companies like you did that you would have been a World Champion …..and my wife…..by now.
Kirsta stops them in their tracks as she looks at Lee. The memory of their almost nuptials overwhelming her with emotion.
Kirsta Lewis: I…..I am….
Lee just holds up a hand.
Lee Best: Just stop right there. I am glad it did not happen and do not get it twisted……I did not bring you back to have you part of some emotional final scene at ICONIC. You are back simply because I missed your mouth around my cock and…..well…….ya….I missed ya…..mostly your mouth…….but…
Kirsta reaches back to smack Lee but instead he grabs her by the back of the head and pulls her close and the two exchange a passionate kiss before Lee pulls her hair back and she grimaces…and then smiles….in pain.
Lee Best: See…..you enjoy this just as much as I do……..can we continue now?
Lee lets go of Kirsta who can only smile as she grabs the GOD of HOW’s right elbow and the two of them continue walking as the camera follows them.
After a few moments they arrive to a door and Lee stops and begins laughing.
Kirsta Lewis: What……..oh….keep walking smartass.
The two do in fact continue and ignore the door and continue their walk towards Death Row. As the camera follows them it momentarily pauses to focus on the door they were looking at:
KITCHEN
After a few more turns and a few minutes of walking they arrive at their destination….the Death Row wing of Alcatraz Prison.
Lee Best: Ok…….time to part ways for now. Do me a favor and make your way back to the Wardens office and watch the rest of the show on the monitor. I need to do something.
Kirsta goes to object but she knows there is nothing she can say to convince Lee otherwise, so instead she gives him a quick kiss on the cheek and turns and walks away.
As she walks thru a door in the distance the camera turns its focus to Lee who has now opened up the door to the Death Row wing, and the camera follows him inside.
Is is then that we see Max Kael, Jatt Starr and Scott Stevens still in their cells. The camera pans to each of the other now empty cells and Lee answers the question everyone is asking in their heads.
Lee Best: Brian Hollywood was obviously not going to win any title here tonight so I allowed my friend to have some one on one time with him. So here is the deal boys….each of you will walk out of here as a champion……but only one of you will be the World Champion….and Max……ALL of your efforts prior to this match will no doubt count towards your attempts to hold onto the ICON and LSD Championships…..Happy Birthday Son.
A smirk comes over the face of Max as he now realizes that he has a chance in the match.
Lee Best: Oh ya….one last thing before we start this match……..I am your referee.
A smiling GOD of HOW turns towards the camera…..”Unlock the cells”.
Somewhere, someone in a control room pushes a button and the cell doors open up….and the Main Event of the eighth Rumble at the Rock has officially begun.
As the cells open up there is no movement other than all three men eyeing the others…unsure of exactly what to do.
Lee Best: Look boys I got work to do. This match started with six and we are down to three and everyone only gives a fuck about the final two…..so lets just agree that if you do not do SOMETHING in the next thirty seconds I will declare myself the winner and I will hold all the titles and hand them out accordingly……hows that sound…..hmmm?
Jatt and Stevens look at each other and then both turn their attention to the man holding two of the three titles at stake….Max Kael.
Sensing what is about to happen Max slams his cell door shut but is unable to lock it obviously. Jatt and Stevens quickly exit their cell doors and together rip the door open from Max’s pleading hands.
Lee Best: That is what I am talking about boys….and oh by the way….for those of you watching on MY NETWORK…YOU KNOW THE FIRST EVER COMPANY OWNED NETWORK IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS THAT HAS BEEN COPIED EVERYWHERE……the announcers have been sent home. I want only focus on the action….and me.
Lee smiles as he sees both Stevens and Starr reach into the cell and literally irish whip Kael out of his own cell and into the cell door across from him.
The first sounds of body hitting cold steel echoes throughout the wing and with no announcers talking over the action its come thru clear as day thru the feed from the lone hard cameraman who is filming the action.
Max does not have time to recover however as Jatt and Stevens begin working the LSD, ICON and Tag Team Champion over with rights and lefts followed by several kicks.
As Jatt stands over his Tag Team Championship partner it is painfully obvious to everyone that Jatt has no desire to help him out…..
WHACK
….or Stevens for that matter as Jatt grabs the back of Stevens head and rams him headfirst into the cell wall causing the first blood of the match to be spilled as we see a trickle of blood flowing from Stevens head as he falls back to the ground.
Lee Best: There ya go Jatt. Take them both out….show them that you are still the man that I signed in 2002…..show them……
Feeding off the energy, Jatt does just that as he picks up Stevens and promptly knocks him back down with a right hand and then turns his attention to his ICONIC opponent and fellow Hall of Famer…Max Kael.
Jatt pulls the man up to his feet and grabs him by the throat and the hard camera gets a great shot of the two men staring each other down intently…….and a part of Lee explodes into a Randy Marsh theme.
The moment does not last long however as Scott Stevens literally knocks both to the ground with a running power clothesline. It is now Stevens, the Lonesome Loser, who is standing tall over two Hall of Famers who just so happen to also be the Tag Team Champions.
Lee Best: Ahem….focus dickhead.
Stevens snaps out of his brief euphoria and promptly beings putting the boots to both men on the ground. After stomping them enough to make a Mr. Austin happy, Stevens quickly scans the room for weapons.
Lee Best: Not going to be anything in here homie….best look elsewhere.
Stevens brushes past Lee and exits the Death Row wing and enters the long corridor that leads directly to the kitchen and then church part of the prison….with the infamous infirmary wing on the other side of the prison.
Behind Stevens we see Kael and Starr staggering to their feet and it’s obvious that they are both going to be working together for the foreseeable future as both are eyeing Stevens.
Lee Best: Ok here we go…
Lee exits the Death Row section of the prison ahead of Jatt and Max who are clearly stalking Stevens who has now exited the corridor and is can be seen staring at the door marked KITCHEN.
With a smirk, Stevens opens the door, and enters a room FULL of weapons.
Lee Best: Hopefully someone turned all the deep fryers on ….
Lee stands outside the door as Max and Jatt catch up. They eye the GOD of HOW for a brief moment…then each other a look to indicate that they are on the same page for the time being…and then they enter the kitchen.
Lee quickly follows suit but as he does he runs into the back of Max and Jatt who are just staring….along with Stevens at the carnage in front of them.
Lee Best: What the fuck is going on……what are you guys…….WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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The cameraman pushes his way past the stunned wrestlers…which is saying a lot because these are in fact High Octane Wrestlers….and we see the prone body of one Krista Lewis. There is a huge amount of blood covering half her face and standing above her is none other than Mrs. Hall of Famer herself…
Bobbinette Carey
Lee Best: What the fuck Bob!!! What did you do??? I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE OFFICE!!!
Lee pushes past everyone and kneels next to Kirsta who is unconscious and barely breathing.
Bobbinette Carey: After what I saw this bitch did to Mario I had no choice Lee….you honestly think I was going to sit there and wait for my contract announcement when I seen this bitch lay her hands on Mario?
Lee Best: But this……why this???
Lee pushes her head to the side to see the damage and that is when he sees it…..
Kirsta is now missing an eye……specifically her right eye.
Lee Best: Why? Why the in fuck did you do this?
Bobbinette just holds her hands up.
Bobbinette Carey: You think I would literally take someones eye out? Ewww…gross. Totally not my thing Lee.
Lee Best: Then who?
Bobbinette Carey: All I know is I saw the skinny bitch walk away from you on the monitor and I took advantage of a situation and brought the whore into her favorite place..the kitchen…and after that…
Lee jumps to his feet and cuts Carey off and the look of guilt on Careys face tells the whole story.
Lee reaches back and goes to deliver a smack but his arm his stopped….by Max Kael.
Lee turns around to confront Max but as he does Stevens takes the opportunity and blindsides the triple champion with a frying pan to the back of the head.
Lee staggers back as Max falls to the ground on top of a still bleeding Kirsta. Carey quickly take the opportunity to escape as all of a sudden we have a full out brawl going on inside the KITCHEN.
As Chaos literally ensues inside the kitchen, the feed suddenly cuts to inside the church where we last seen the lone EPU agent left to his own accord.
Now we see that he is not alone.
The camera pans over to the altar and we see three crosses…all upside down crosses mind you….and each one now is supporting a High Octane Wrestler. We see who they are as the now is kneeling in front of all three of them…..
Brian Hollywood
Noah Hanson
Darin Zion
EPU Agent: You know long before you professed your loyalty to the GOD of HOW you were once part of something that was great. All three of you have played a role in the history of this business and all three of you thought you were going to become something more…..something better…..when you came here to HOW. I did not understand why Lee would hire three so called PWX rejects and I still find it unfathomable that Lee still believes in you three….granted only two of you still have a job…right Noah?
Noah, still out of it from his match with Kostoff and the beatdown at the hands of this man, is unable to reply.
EPU Agent: I am have come back to the land of the High Octane to help Lee with the final two months of his reign. I know I have said unkind things about Lee while a member of another company but Lee and I were able to work past that……and part of my deal……part of my wanting to come here….was all based on the fact that I got alone time with all three of you…..specifically you Mr. Hanson….and for what its worth…that concrete shot to the head was nothing compared to what I am going to do to you here tonight.
There is a gurgling noise and the man realizes that Hollywood is trying to say something but the words are not coming out.
The man leans forward and smiles as he understands what he is saying.
EPU Agent: Mike? That would make sense would it not. The Son has loathed all three of you since you placed a foot inside High Octane Wrestling….but no…I am not Michael Best. I am the man all three of you professed loyalty to before you began to hide behind Lee…..I am your new nightmare….
The man takes off his EPU mask..
EPU Agent: I am John Pariah…..and I am here to fuck your world up.
With that Pariah turns and nails the cameraman with the lead pipe he used earlier…knocking the cameraman and the feed out to black.
The HOTv feed promptly cuts back to inside the kitchen where since we last seen this setting, Kirsta Lewis has been rushed to the infirmary where HOW medical has set up shop, and Bobbinets Carey has been escorted out of the building.
All that remains is pure and utter carnage as now all three men are bleeding and a now very pissed off Lee Best is literally handing weapons to the men as they exchange blows with all sorts of kitchenware.
Within a few moments…and one huge hip toss from Starr to Stevens later….and the fight spills back out into the corridor.
The cameras and Lee follow the men as they exchange blows down the corridor….past the church where only Pariah knows what is happening….and into the general population area where some crazy ass fans are still in the cells watching the action unfold on several big screen monitors set up throughout the area.
Oddly enough the action has spilled into the ring that was set up for the opening match of the night.
Starr spears Stevens directly into the ring apron causing the Texan to fall to the concrete holding his back in pain. Kael, wearing a dried crimson mask, follows that up with a running knee to the head of the Texan and the force of the blow sends Stevens falling backwards under the ring.
The cameras catch a great shot of only half of his body being visible before cutting back to Starr and Kael who have both rolled into the ring.
The fans in the cells are chanting THIS IS AWESOME as once again the Hall of Famers are standing nose to nose and once again Lee is standing there nutting into his pants as he watches his dream match happening directly in front of his eyes.
Suddenly a man is seen running down the corridor on the opposite side of the ring and instantly Lee knows who it is….as obviously Lee invited several people to what possibly could be the last HOW show….and he can only react in one way.
Lee Best: Fucking Duck.
The Hall of Famer known as Darkwing comes running into the gen pop area and slides directly into the ring and both Jatt Starr and Max Kael are taken aback by what they are witnessing.
Lee slides in on the other side and begins screaming at Darkwing to leave the damn ring…..
Lee Best: Get the fuck out of here……go back to the damn office and watch on the monitor….I mean seriously…what the…
Suddenly Lee is launched into the air as Darkwing lifts him up as if he is about to deliver a rock bottom but instead he drives his forearms into Lee’s chest and executes a perfect Shadow Smash….Darkwings longtime finishing move and one that he has never delivered to Lee.
Jatt and Max are in shock of what Darkwing just did and both turn and swing at their fellow Hall of Famer and Darkwing ducks (see what I did there) and bounces off the ropes and delivers a double clothesline to both men.
The fans in the cells are losing their collective minds as if they are in some Facebook group with Zion, Hanson and Hollywood.
Darkwing looks down at Jatt and Max and then smiles as he quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a couple of steel chairs.
He sets them up in the middle of the ring and then drags both men to their feet and he promptly delivers a double DDT move driving both men thru the cold steel and down to the mat.
Darkwing begins to talk some trash to the two men as he then looks out to Scott Stevens who just watched everything go down from outside the ring.
Darkwing walks over and sits on the bottom rope and raises the second one with his arms….literally inviting Stevens into the ring….which Stevens does slowly.
Stevens then covers both men as Darkwing drags Lee over to the double pinfall and slaps the man in the face…waking him up.
A groggy Lee begins a very slow count as Stevens covers both men.
1…………………….
2……………………………
3……………………………………
But one man got his shoulder up just in time and the other didn’t.
Darkwing pushes Lee out of the way and picks up the man that just got eliminated and promptly tosses him over the top rope….
The man eliminated and STILL LSD CHAMPION…..MAX KAEL.
The camera then cuts to Jatt Starr who barely kicked out.
Darkwing motions for Stevens to finish the job as he exits the ring……happy with what he just did….and exits stage left as both Stevens and Starr are left in the ring to finish this match to see who will become the new ICON and World Champions.
Stevens is up to his feet first but Starr is not that far behind him. The two men begin exchanging heavy right hands as Lee uses the ropes to slowly pull himself back to his feet.
As Lee regains his stability he motions at the cameraman to come around to him. We lose sight of the action inside the ring as the cameraman leans in to listen to Lee’s instructions. After a brief exchange with Lee and then with the monkeys in the truck, the camera is back focused on the action inside the ring.
Jatt and Stevens are exchanging blows but then Jatt gets the upper hand and delivers a kick to the gut and then proceeds to set up Stevens for the Falling Star but Stevens pushes the man off and executes a Toxic Sting….outta nowhere!
Stevens covers Jatt as Lee slowly gets down and begins the count.
1…..LonesomeLoser
2…..LonesomeLoser
KICKOUT by Starr.
Stevens looks at Lee with disgust as the GOD of HOW can only shrug.
Stevens then pulls Jatt back up and goes to execute another Toxic Sting but Jatt pushes him off this time and then turns the man around and nails him with the Falling Star and Lee quickly gets into position to count.
1……
2…….
Lee’s hand does not come down all the way as he is pulled out of the ring by an unknown man.
Lee Best: What the fuck now……oh shit…..
Lee gets to his feet and sees who the man is that pulled him out of the ring……the man is wearing some sort of mask but there is no fucking doubt in who it is.
Shane Fucking Reynolds.
Lee Best: ANYONE ELSE BACK THERE? SERIOUSLY….I FLY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN HERE AND YOU ALL GET THE ITCH TO FUCK MY SHIT UP??? COME ON…..WHO ELSE??
Starr leans over the top rope and begins screaming at Shane Reynolds who only looks up silently at Jatt and does not make a sound.
Suddenly Shane just raises his hand and points at Jatt who immediately knows what is about to happen….and instead of turning around he literally executes a perfect dive over the top rope and lands on Shane Reynolds as inside the ring Stevens was primed to execute his finisher once again.
Jatt slowly gets to his feet and begins yelling at Lee….and then this time it is Lee’s time to point as the monkeys in the truck have finally got the final surprise to the dance floor.
Lee Best: Behind you numnuts….
Jatt turns to see an EPU agent staring back at him. He rears back his right hand and swings violently and Jatt can only cover his face…
WHACK
The man delivers the blow….not to Jatt Starr…but directly to Shane Reynolds.
Lee Best: Thank you for that…….Now go win that fucking title Jatt.
Jatt is confused as he looks at the EPU agent and then back to Lee.
Lee Best: Best Alliance time bitch.
Jatt slowly nods and turns back towards the ring and as he does a steel chair hits him in the face as Stevens has exited the ring and his swinging the chair like he was Sammy Sosa on Roids from the 90’s.
WHACK
WHACK
Both Jatt and Lee go down but the third swing misses its mark and we see the EPU agent duck and then nail Stevens in the gut with his night stick. He then reaches into his utility belt like he is fucking batman and literally pulls out a lead pipe and delivers the final blow to Stevens’ head…knocking the man out cold.
The EPU agent then helps a staggered Jatt Starr to his feet and the two of them slowly slide Stevens into the ring…..and then Jatt follows suit as the EPU agent lifts a knocked out Lee Best and rolls him into the ring.
Satisfied with his work the EPU agent begins to walk back down the coridoor and as he does we see John Pariah making his way towards the ring.
The two men, both in EPU gear, look at each other and then they both walk away together out of the picture……obviously both satisfied with the current situation.
The feed cuts back towards the ring where we see Lee Best still completely out and Jatt Starr is counting the three count himself……but to no avail.
Jatt Starr: BOETTCHER!!!! HORTEGA!!!!!NIGLET!!!!!SOMEONE…ANYONE!!!!!
Jatt’s calls do not go unanswered as he stands up and turns around to meet the masked face of Shane Reynolds who promptly nails Jatt with his own finishing move The Falling Starr.
Reynolds then slaps Lee around to wake him up and without knowing what he is doing Lee begins the count as a knocked out Stevens is covering a knocked out Starr.
1
2
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER AND NEW ICON CHAMPION……JATT STARR….MEANING THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION IS SCOTT FUCKING STEVENS!!!!!
As we fade to black we see Shane Reynolds dragging the groggy body of Lee Best into the darkness of the prison as both Pariah and the EPU agent come rushing back to the scene….not sure of what just happened.
The final shot we see is of an aerial picture of Stevens with an arm draped over the body of Starr.
Lee Best: I always knew you would come back to me….it was just a matter of when….and not if.
Kirsta Lewis: This is where I belong. After everything that has happened over the years I knew that I had to be here to make sure you had someone by your side at the end….no matter what has happened between us…….I was always my best by your side.
Lee Best: You do realize that if you never whored yourself out to other companies like you did that you would have been a World Champion …..and my wife…..by now.
Kirsta stops them in their tracks as she looks at Lee. The memory of their almost nuptials overwhelming her with emotion.
Kirsta Lewis: I…..I am….
Lee just holds up a hand.
Lee Best: Just stop right there. I am glad it did not happen and do not get it twisted……I did not bring you back to have you part of some emotional final scene at ICONIC. You are back simply because I missed your mouth around my cock and…..well…….ya….I missed ya…..mostly your mouth…….but…
Kirsta reaches back to smack Lee but instead he grabs her by the back of the head and pulls her close and the two exchange a passionate kiss before Lee pulls her hair back and she grimaces…and then smiles….in pain.
Lee Best: See…..you enjoy this just as much as I do……..can we continue now?
Lee lets go of Kirsta who can only smile as she grabs the GOD of HOW’s right elbow and the two of them continue walking as the camera follows them.
After a few moments they arrive to a door and Lee stops and begins laughing.
Kirsta Lewis: What……..oh….keep walking smartass.
The two do in fact continue and ignore the door and continue their walk towards Death Row. As the camera follows them it momentarily pauses to focus on the door they were looking at:
KITCHEN
After a few more turns and a few minutes of walking they arrive at their destination….the Death Row wing of Alcatraz Prison.
Lee Best: Ok…….time to part ways for now. Do me a favor and make your way back to the Wardens office and watch the rest of the show on the monitor. I need to do something.
Kirsta goes to object but she knows there is nothing she can say to convince Lee otherwise, so instead she gives him a quick kiss on the cheek and turns and walks away.
As she walks thru a door in the distance the camera turns its focus to Lee who has now opened up the door to the Death Row wing, and the camera follows him inside.
Is is then that we see Max Kael, Jatt Starr and Scott Stevens still in their cells. The camera pans to each of the other now empty cells and Lee answers the question everyone is asking in their heads.
Lee Best: Brian Hollywood was obviously not going to win any title here tonight so I allowed my friend to have some one on one time with him. So here is the deal boys….each of you will walk out of here as a champion……but only one of you will be the World Champion….and Max……ALL of your efforts prior to this match will no doubt count towards your attempts to hold onto the ICON and LSD Championships…..Happy Birthday Son.
A smirk comes over the face of Max as he now realizes that he has a chance in the match.
Lee Best: Oh ya….one last thing before we start this match……..I am your referee.
A smiling GOD of HOW turns towards the camera…..”Unlock the cells”.
Somewhere, someone in a control room pushes a button and the cell doors open up….and the Main Event of the eighth Rumble at the Rock has officially begun.
As the cells open up there is no movement other than all three men eyeing the others…unsure of exactly what to do.
Lee Best: Look boys I got work to do. This match started with six and we are down to three and everyone only gives a fuck about the final two…..so lets just agree that if you do not do SOMETHING in the next thirty seconds I will declare myself the winner and I will hold all the titles and hand them out accordingly……hows that sound…..hmmm?
Jatt and Stevens look at each other and then both turn their attention to the man holding two of the three titles at stake….Max Kael.
Sensing what is about to happen Max slams his cell door shut but is unable to lock it obviously. Jatt and Stevens quickly exit their cell doors and together rip the door open from Max’s pleading hands.
Lee Best: That is what I am talking about boys….and oh by the way….for those of you watching on MY NETWORK…YOU KNOW THE FIRST EVER COMPANY OWNED NETWORK IN THE WRESTLING BUSINESS THAT HAS BEEN COPIED EVERYWHERE……the announcers have been sent home. I want only focus on the action….and me.
Lee smiles as he sees both Stevens and Starr reach into the cell and literally irish whip Kael out of his own cell and into the cell door across from him.
The first sounds of body hitting cold steel echoes throughout the wing and with no announcers talking over the action its come thru clear as day thru the feed from the lone hard cameraman who is filming the action.
Max does not have time to recover however as Jatt and Stevens begin working the LSD, ICON and Tag Team Champion over with rights and lefts followed by several kicks.
As Jatt stands over his Tag Team Championship partner it is painfully obvious to everyone that Jatt has no desire to help him out…..
WHACK
….or Stevens for that matter as Jatt grabs the back of Stevens head and rams him headfirst into the cell wall causing the first blood of the match to be spilled as we see a trickle of blood flowing from Stevens head as he falls back to the ground.
Lee Best: There ya go Jatt. Take them both out….show them that you are still the man that I signed in 2002…..show them……
Feeding off the energy, Jatt does just that as he picks up Stevens and promptly knocks him back down with a right hand and then turns his attention to his ICONIC opponent and fellow Hall of Famer…Max Kael.
Jatt pulls the man up to his feet and grabs him by the throat and the hard camera gets a great shot of the two men staring each other down intently…….and a part of Lee explodes into a Randy Marsh theme.
The moment does not last long however as Scott Stevens literally knocks both to the ground with a running power clothesline. It is now Stevens, the Lonesome Loser, who is standing tall over two Hall of Famers who just so happen to also be the Tag Team Champions.
Lee Best: Ahem….focus dickhead.
Stevens snaps out of his brief euphoria and promptly beings putting the boots to both men on the ground. After stomping them enough to make a Mr. Austin happy, Stevens quickly scans the room for weapons.
Lee Best: Not going to be anything in here homie….best look elsewhere.
Stevens brushes past Lee and exits the Death Row wing and enters the long corridor that leads directly to the kitchen and then church part of the prison….with the infamous infirmary wing on the other side of the prison.
Behind Stevens we see Kael and Starr staggering to their feet and it’s obvious that they are both going to be working together for the foreseeable future as both are eyeing Stevens.
Lee Best: Ok here we go…
Lee exits the Death Row section of the prison ahead of Jatt and Max who are clearly stalking Stevens who has now exited the corridor and is can be seen staring at the door marked KITCHEN.
With a smirk, Stevens opens the door, and enters a room FULL of weapons.
Lee Best: Hopefully someone turned all the deep fryers on ….
Lee stands outside the door as Max and Jatt catch up. They eye the GOD of HOW for a brief moment…then each other a look to indicate that they are on the same page for the time being…and then they enter the kitchen.
Lee quickly follows suit but as he does he runs into the back of Max and Jatt who are just staring….along with Stevens at the carnage in front of them.
Lee Best: What the fuck is going on……what are you guys…….WHAT THE FUCK!!!
??The cameraman pushes his way past the stunned wrestlers…which is saying a lot because these are in fact High Octane Wrestlers….and we see the prone body of one Krista Lewis. There is a huge amount of blood covering half her face and standing above her is none other than Mrs. Hall of Famer herself…
Bobbinette Carey
Lee Best: What the fuck Bob!!! What did you do??? I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE OFFICE!!!
Lee pushes past everyone and kneels next to Kirsta who is unconscious and barely breathing.
Bobbinette Carey: After what I saw this bitch did to Mario I had no choice Lee….you honestly think I was going to sit there and wait for my contract announcement when I seen this bitch lay her hands on Mario?
Lee Best: But this……why this???
Lee pushes her head to the side to see the damage and that is when he sees it…..
Kirsta is now missing an eye……specifically her right eye.
Lee Best: Why? Why the in fuck did you do this?
Bobbinette just holds her hands up.
Bobbinette Carey: You think I would literally take someones eye out? Ewww…gross. Totally not my thing Lee.
Lee Best: Then who?
Bobbinette Carey: All I know is I saw the skinny bitch walk away from you on the monitor and I took advantage of a situation and brought the whore into her favorite place..the kitchen…and after that…
Lee jumps to his feet and cuts Carey off and the look of guilt on Careys face tells the whole story.
Lee reaches back and goes to deliver a smack but his arm his stopped….by Max Kael.
Lee turns around to confront Max but as he does Stevens takes the opportunity and blindsides the triple champion with a frying pan to the back of the head.
Lee staggers back as Max falls to the ground on top of a still bleeding Kirsta. Carey quickly take the opportunity to escape as all of a sudden we have a full out brawl going on inside the KITCHEN.
As Chaos literally ensues inside the kitchen, the feed suddenly cuts to inside the church where we last seen the lone EPU agent left to his own accord.
Now we see that he is not alone.
The camera pans over to the altar and we see three crosses…all upside down crosses mind you….and each one now is supporting a High Octane Wrestler. We see who they are as the now is kneeling in front of all three of them…..
Brian Hollywood
Noah Hanson
Darin Zion
EPU Agent: You know long before you professed your loyalty to the GOD of HOW you were once part of something that was great. All three of you have played a role in the history of this business and all three of you thought you were going to become something more…..something better…..when you came here to HOW. I did not understand why Lee would hire three so called PWX rejects and I still find it unfathomable that Lee still believes in you three….granted only two of you still have a job…right Noah?
Noah, still out of it from his match with Kostoff and the beatdown at the hands of this man, is unable to reply.
EPU Agent: I am have come back to the land of the High Octane to help Lee with the final two months of his reign. I know I have said unkind things about Lee while a member of another company but Lee and I were able to work past that……and part of my deal……part of my wanting to come here….was all based on the fact that I got alone time with all three of you…..specifically you Mr. Hanson….and for what its worth…that concrete shot to the head was nothing compared to what I am going to do to you here tonight.
There is a gurgling noise and the man realizes that Hollywood is trying to say something but the words are not coming out.
The man leans forward and smiles as he understands what he is saying.
EPU Agent: Mike? That would make sense would it not. The Son has loathed all three of you since you placed a foot inside High Octane Wrestling….but no…I am not Michael Best. I am the man all three of you professed loyalty to before you began to hide behind Lee…..I am your new nightmare….
The man takes off his EPU mask..
EPU Agent: I am John Pariah…..and I am here to fuck your world up.
With that Pariah turns and nails the cameraman with the lead pipe he used earlier…knocking the cameraman and the feed out to black.
The HOTv feed promptly cuts back to inside the kitchen where since we last seen this setting, Kirsta Lewis has been rushed to the infirmary where HOW medical has set up shop, and Bobbinets Carey has been escorted out of the building.
All that remains is pure and utter carnage as now all three men are bleeding and a now very pissed off Lee Best is literally handing weapons to the men as they exchange blows with all sorts of kitchenware.
Within a few moments…and one huge hip toss from Starr to Stevens later….and the fight spills back out into the corridor.
The cameras and Lee follow the men as they exchange blows down the corridor….past the church where only Pariah knows what is happening….and into the general population area where some crazy ass fans are still in the cells watching the action unfold on several big screen monitors set up throughout the area.
Oddly enough the action has spilled into the ring that was set up for the opening match of the night.
Starr spears Stevens directly into the ring apron causing the Texan to fall to the concrete holding his back in pain. Kael, wearing a dried crimson mask, follows that up with a running knee to the head of the Texan and the force of the blow sends Stevens falling backwards under the ring.
The cameras catch a great shot of only half of his body being visible before cutting back to Starr and Kael who have both rolled into the ring.
The fans in the cells are chanting THIS IS AWESOME as once again the Hall of Famers are standing nose to nose and once again Lee is standing there nutting into his pants as he watches his dream match happening directly in front of his eyes.
Suddenly a man is seen running down the corridor on the opposite side of the ring and instantly Lee knows who it is….as obviously Lee invited several people to what possibly could be the last HOW show….and he can only react in one way.
Lee Best: Fucking Duck.
The Hall of Famer known as Darkwing comes running into the gen pop area and slides directly into the ring and both Jatt Starr and Max Kael are taken aback by what they are witnessing.
Lee slides in on the other side and begins screaming at Darkwing to leave the damn ring…..
Lee Best: Get the fuck out of here……go back to the damn office and watch on the monitor….I mean seriously…what the…
Suddenly Lee is launched into the air as Darkwing lifts him up as if he is about to deliver a rock bottom but instead he drives his forearms into Lee’s chest and executes a perfect Shadow Smash….Darkwings longtime finishing move and one that he has never delivered to Lee.
Jatt and Max are in shock of what Darkwing just did and both turn and swing at their fellow Hall of Famer and Darkwing ducks (see what I did there) and bounces off the ropes and delivers a double clothesline to both men.
The fans in the cells are losing their collective minds as if they are in some Facebook group with Zion, Hanson and Hollywood.
Darkwing looks down at Jatt and Max and then smiles as he quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a couple of steel chairs.
He sets them up in the middle of the ring and then drags both men to their feet and he promptly delivers a double DDT move driving both men thru the cold steel and down to the mat.
Darkwing begins to talk some trash to the two men as he then looks out to Scott Stevens who just watched everything go down from outside the ring.
Darkwing walks over and sits on the bottom rope and raises the second one with his arms….literally inviting Stevens into the ring….which Stevens does slowly.
Stevens then covers both men as Darkwing drags Lee over to the double pinfall and slaps the man in the face…waking him up.
A groggy Lee begins a very slow count as Stevens covers both men.
1…………………….
2……………………………
3……………………………………
But one man got his shoulder up just in time and the other didn’t.
Darkwing pushes Lee out of the way and picks up the man that just got eliminated and promptly tosses him over the top rope….
The man eliminated and STILL LSD CHAMPION…..MAX KAEL.
The camera then cuts to Jatt Starr who barely kicked out.
Darkwing motions for Stevens to finish the job as he exits the ring……happy with what he just did….and exits stage left as both Stevens and Starr are left in the ring to finish this match to see who will become the new ICON and World Champions.
Stevens is up to his feet first but Starr is not that far behind him. The two men begin exchanging heavy right hands as Lee uses the ropes to slowly pull himself back to his feet.
As Lee regains his stability he motions at the cameraman to come around to him. We lose sight of the action inside the ring as the cameraman leans in to listen to Lee’s instructions. After a brief exchange with Lee and then with the monkeys in the truck, the camera is back focused on the action inside the ring.
Jatt and Stevens are exchanging blows but then Jatt gets the upper hand and delivers a kick to the gut and then proceeds to set up Stevens for the Falling Star but Stevens pushes the man off and executes a Toxic Sting….outta nowhere!
Stevens covers Jatt as Lee slowly gets down and begins the count.
1…..LonesomeLoser
2…..LonesomeLoser
KICKOUT by Starr.
Stevens looks at Lee with disgust as the GOD of HOW can only shrug.
Stevens then pulls Jatt back up and goes to execute another Toxic Sting but Jatt pushes him off this time and then turns the man around and nails him with the Falling Star and Lee quickly gets into position to count.
1……
2…….
Lee’s hand does not come down all the way as he is pulled out of the ring by an unknown man.
Lee Best: What the fuck now……oh shit…..
Lee gets to his feet and sees who the man is that pulled him out of the ring……the man is wearing some sort of mask but there is no fucking doubt in who it is.
Shane Fucking Reynolds.
Lee Best: ANYONE ELSE BACK THERE? SERIOUSLY….I FLY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN HERE AND YOU ALL GET THE ITCH TO FUCK MY SHIT UP??? COME ON…..WHO ELSE??
Starr leans over the top rope and begins screaming at Shane Reynolds who only looks up silently at Jatt and does not make a sound.
Suddenly Shane just raises his hand and points at Jatt who immediately knows what is about to happen….and instead of turning around he literally executes a perfect dive over the top rope and lands on Shane Reynolds as inside the ring Stevens was primed to execute his finisher once again.
Jatt slowly gets to his feet and begins yelling at Lee….and then this time it is Lee’s time to point as the monkeys in the truck have finally got the final surprise to the dance floor.
Lee Best: Behind you numnuts….
Jatt turns to see an EPU agent staring back at him. He rears back his right hand and swings violently and Jatt can only cover his face…
WHACK
The man delivers the blow….not to Jatt Starr…but directly to Shane Reynolds.
Lee Best: Thank you for that…….Now go win that fucking title Jatt.
Jatt is confused as he looks at the EPU agent and then back to Lee.
Lee Best: Best Alliance time bitch.
Jatt slowly nods and turns back towards the ring and as he does a steel chair hits him in the face as Stevens has exited the ring and his swinging the chair like he was Sammy Sosa on Roids from the 90’s.
WHACK
WHACK
Both Jatt and Lee go down but the third swing misses its mark and we see the EPU agent duck and then nail Stevens in the gut with his night stick. He then reaches into his utility belt like he is fucking batman and literally pulls out a lead pipe and delivers the final blow to Stevens’ head…knocking the man out cold.
The EPU agent then helps a staggered Jatt Starr to his feet and the two of them slowly slide Stevens into the ring…..and then Jatt follows suit as the EPU agent lifts a knocked out Lee Best and rolls him into the ring.
Satisfied with his work the EPU agent begins to walk back down the coridoor and as he does we see John Pariah making his way towards the ring.
The two men, both in EPU gear, look at each other and then they both walk away together out of the picture……obviously both satisfied with the current situation.
The feed cuts back towards the ring where we see Lee Best still completely out and Jatt Starr is counting the three count himself……but to no avail.
Jatt Starr: BOETTCHER!!!! HORTEGA!!!!!NIGLET!!!!!SOMEONE…ANYONE!!!!!
Jatt’s calls do not go unanswered as he stands up and turns around to meet the masked face of Shane Reynolds who promptly nails Jatt with his own finishing move The Falling Starr.
Reynolds then slaps Lee around to wake him up and without knowing what he is doing Lee begins the count as a knocked out Stevens is covering a knocked out Starr.
1
2
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNER AND NEW ICON CHAMPION……JATT STARR….MEANING THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION IS SCOTT FUCKING STEVENS!!!!!
As we fade to black we see Shane Reynolds dragging the groggy body of Lee Best into the darkness of the prison as both Pariah and the EPU agent come rushing back to the scene….not sure of what just happened.
The final shot we see is of an aerial picture of Stevens with an arm draped over the body of Starr.