Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 5:44:07 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Ladies and Gentlemen, this tag match has major implications heading into March to Glory.
Benny Newell: No one cares Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: The men in the match care Benny. You see Lee is forcing Wilhelm to face Brian Hollywood and Bruno and Stevens have been at each others throats for the past couple weeks. A win for either team is a huge momentum builder going into the pay-per-view.
Benny Newell: First off, Lee ain’t forcing anyone to do anything Hoffhole.
"Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed blasts over the PA system as the crowd starts erupting in boos.
Joe Hoffman: Speaking of Hollywood.
Benny Newell: Lee is just giving Max the opportunity to…..
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm.
Benny Newell: What?
Joe Hoffman: His name is Wilhelm.
Benny Newell: The fucker’s name is Max, and like I was saying before you interrupted me, he is giving Max the opportunity at a pay-per-view and an opportunity to beat up the so-called competition.
A horn starts blaring and a black limo pulls out close to the ramp on the left side of the arena. The limo driver steps out of the car and walks towards the back of the limo. The writing on the door is inscripted as "Mr. Hollywood." The Limo Driver then opens the door and showcases Brian Hollywood as he steps out of the car.
Joe Hoffman: Brian Hollywood is looking to show the world tonight that he can hang and potentially beat the Hall of Famer.
Benny Newell: We all know he can’t Hoffman.
Hollywood looks around each sides of the arena before making his way to the ramp. Walking down the ramp he smiles as he walks towards the fans and just when he's about to give them a handshake, he blows them off and laughs. Hollywood then stops at the end of the ramp, closest to the ring, and his smile turns to seriousness as he stares at the ring for a moment. Hollywood then gets to the ring and walks around the ring once looking about the crowd before walking up the ring steps.
Benny Newell: Jesus Christ, this entrance is almost longer than DeNucci’s! And I didn’t think that was possible.
Hollywood slides into the ring then walks over to the ropes and stretches by pulling on the ropes. He then walks to a turnbuckle and leans up against it and waits for his partner.
Brian McVay: Introducing first, currently standing in the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 220 lbs…. , BRIAAAAAAAN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD!
“Black & Yellow” by Wiz Khalifa begins to play as Bruno makes his way onto the stage to a chorus of boos.
Joe Hoffman: The rookie has been making himself known the last couple of months.
Benny Newell: The fuck has been barking up the wrong trees and he’s been paying for it. He has one win and it’s of that slut Tara, and we all know Tara lays down for everyone!
Bruno takes the yellow towel that is wrapped around his shoulders and begins to twirl it in the air drawing major jeers from the crowd. Bruno simply smirks as his places the towel around his shoulders before talking that long walk to the ring. As he makes his way around the ring, he taunts the fans in various manners, such as tossing it from behind him over his shoulder and catching it and waving the towel in a “terrible” fashion in the fans faces.
Joe Hoffman: That terrible towel………
Benny Newell: SHHHHHHH!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: What?!? Why?
Benny Newell: You want to get sued?!?!? We don’t own the copyright.
Bruno slides into the ring and makes his way towards the middle and strikes a pose embracing all the cheers that is being shown him.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 265 lbs.………BRUNO CARNEGIE!
As the music fades, “Prelude” by AFI cues up on the speakers, the lights in the arena dying down as a spotlight highlights the stage. Wilhelm “Max” Kael steps out onto the stage wearing his more traditional wrestling garb with a stern look on his face, one single blue eye staring out into the world.
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm looking to do some damage to his March to Glory opponent tonight. Knowing Wilhelm, he’ll be looking to maim him.
Benny Newell: You call him Wilhelm, I know him as Max, and since we can’t agree on what to call him, I’m just going to call him Bob.
Joe Hoffman: Bob? Really?
Benny Newell: Yep. Seems like a generic enough name.
Joe Hoffman: Oh boy.
The crowd begins to boo the HOW Hall of Famer as he makes his way down to the ring keeping a serious and professional appearance about him. Even as the fans jeer him he seems to pay little to no attention to them.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, introducing first, from Arkham, Massachusetts, weighing in at 258 lbs.………WILHELM KAEL!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out “The Venomous One.”
Joe Hoffman: Rumors have been circulating that Scott Stevens is in the Best Alliance doghouse, and if he doesn’t turn his luck around he may be kicked out.
Benny Newell: Yeah well, that’s what they are Hoffman, rumors. TMZ don’t run this bitch, Lee does! DRINK!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, representing the Best Alliance, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Senior official, Matt Boettcher, goes over the rules with both teams and checks them before signaling for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go with Stevens and Hollywood starting it off.
Benny Newell: Watch how Stevens is going to fuck up Hollywood and put all those rumors to rest.
Stevens and Hollywood lock up in the center of the ring and Stevens easily sends the owner of PWX to the mat while looking towards his pay-per-view opponent.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens letting Bruno know that they will be him in a few weeks.
Benny Newell: Of course.
Hollywood tries a double leg take down and the former ICON and LSD champion easily stuffs him.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens still holding onto Hollywood as he transitions to a side headlock.
Stevens begins to rake the eyes of the former tag champion and Boettcher begins his count.
1.
2.
3.
4.
And Stevens breaks before the count of five.
Joe Hoffman: Boettcher letting Stevens know he was close to costing his team the match.
Benny Newell: Does Stevens look like he cares Hoffman?
Stevens takes Hollywood over with a headlock takedown before quickly raking the eyes and mounting Hollywood and raining down a barrage of right hands.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens isn’t trying to outwrestle Hollywood, he’s trying to hurt him.
Benny Newell: Wouldn’t you? Drink!
Stevens goes over to his corner and slaps Wilhelm on the chest.
Scott Stevens: Do something bitch!
Stevens screams at Kael before climbing onto the apron.
Benny Newell: Tell him Scorp!
Wilhelm smirks before making his way into the ring and continues the assault where Stevens left off, this time with donkey punches to the back of Hollywood’s head.
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm better be careful here.
Benny Newell: Bob knows what he’s doing.
Wilhelm with the cover.
1.
2.
No!
Joe Hoffman: Bruno with the save.
Benny Newell: Fat ass wants to get his dick punted into his body is fine with me.
As Boettcher gets Bruno back to his corner, Wilhelm picks up Hollywood and slaps him hard across the face before eating a standing dropkick from the boss of PWX.
Joe Hoffman: That dropkick staggered Kael back to his corner. Will it be enough to get Bruno into the ring?
Benny Newell: I hope so, so fat ass can get his dick kicked in.
As Wilhelm lands in his corner, Stevens tags himself in and tells Kael to get out and waits for Hollywood to make the tag.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens allowing Hollywood to tag in Bruno.
Benny Newell: Yes! Ass whoopin’ 101 in session.
The two men who have been at war over the last few weeks are finally in the ring together and the crowd can feel the hatred as the two circle one another.
Joe Hoffman: Whose going to jump first?
Bruno and Stevens lock up and push each other back trying to out power one another before letting go. They try this a few more times before realizing the stalemate will stand.
Joe Hoffman: These two are going to have to try another way to inflict damage on one another.
Bruno and Stevens lock up again and this time Bruno sends Stevens into the ropes and they both go for a shoulder tackle but both do not budge.
Joe Hoffman: Both men standing their ground.
Bruno Carnegie: Again!!!
Stevens shrugs and goes to hit the ropes again.
Benny Newell: Hahahahahaha! That was great!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens outsmarted the rookie on that.
Stevens feigns running the ropes and blasts Bruno with a Texas sized lariat instead. He picks up the man from Pittsburgh and hits a belly-to-belly slam.
Benny Newell: Pin him!
Stevens instead picks up the newcomer once more and hit’s a belly to belly suplex this time.
Benny Newell: What’s he doing?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: Apparently he wants to hurt him some more.
Benny Newell: I can live with that.
Stevens picks up Carnegie for a third time and tosses him to his corner with an overhead belly to belly suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens slaps Wilhelm on the chest to tag him in.
Scott Stevens: There you go.
Stevens says to max as he exit’s the ring.
Cover.
1.
2.
3.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollywood with the save!
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood makes the save in time.
Benny Newell: Fucking cockroach. Doesn’t know when to die.
Kael begins to put the boots to Bruno before dropping an elbow drop to the back of his head.
Joe Hoffman: Hell Blow!
Benny Newell: The hell is that? Is it like an intense blowjob from a hooker that’s all coked out?
Joe Hoffman: Jesus Christ!
Benny Newell: Where?!?!?!? I don’t see Mike Best anywhere Hoffman.
Kael stand over Bruno and hits him square in the ears.
Joe Hoffman: That’s going to live his ears ringing for awhile.
Kael picks up the newcomer and kicks him in the gut before snapping him over with a suplex. He crawls into the cover.
1.
2.
3.
4.
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm disregarded the cover and instead started biting the nose of Bruno.
Benny Newell: Greatness Hoffman. Simply greatness.
Kael begins to rub his forearms in the face of Bruno before mounting him and bringing the pain with some twelve to six elbows.
Benny Newell: The hell that fucker doing in the ring Hoffman!
Joe Hoffman: Saving his partner Benny.
Benny Newell: DQ him! He wasn’t tagged.
Wilhelm Kael just ate the sole of Brian Hollywood’s boot, giving the Steel City native time to tag him in.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood jumps into the ring on goes right on the attack!
Hollywood begins to stomp the head of his March to Glory opponent before dropping a few elbows to the chest of Kael.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood looks like he wants to finish it here.
Benny Newell: God dammit!
Hollywood picks ups Kael and signals for his finisher.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood looking to Lay Off Wilhelm Kael here.
As Hollywood goes for his DDT, Kael spins out of it and locks in the….
Joe Hoffman: CONSUEQENCES! Kael countered it perfectly.
Benny Newell: Break him and then humble him!
The submission doesn’t last as Hollywood counters it with a stunner variation.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood sends Kael into his corner and makes the tag.
Bruno and Hollywood pick up Wilhelm and hit a double suplex. Bruno with the pin.
1.
2.
Kickout.
Bruno with the quick tag to Hollywood who mounts the second rope as Bruno places Kael over his knee.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood drops the elbow. Cover.
1,
2.
Kickout.
Joe Hoffman: Bruno and Hollywood working well as a team and Kael and Stevens aren’t which is surprising.
Benny Newell: How so?
Joe Hoffman: They did tag when they where in the Unstable.
Benny Newell: Yeah and who did all the work? Stevens! Just like he is doing now.
Hollywood bends down to pick up Kael only to get his jaw rocked by a European uppercut.
Joe Hoffman: Kael is using the ropes to pull himself back to his corner.
Stevens is pacing on the apron like a hungry lion.
Joe Hoffman: What’s Bruno doing?
Benny Newell: Having a heart attack I hope.
Bruno steps through the ropes and leaps at Kael only to make a thud sound on the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Bruno attempting the Bruno Breaker but Wilhelm held onto the ropes to counter it.
Benny Newell: Who cares! Tag in Stevens you fuck!
Kael stumbles to his corner and makes the tag to Stevens who rushes in and pushes an already standing Hollywood back into his corner and begins to light up his torso.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with those heavy hands to the body of Hollywood. If he hits him any harder he could break a rib or two.
Benny Newell: We can only hope Hoffman. We can only hope.
Stevens brings Hollywood out of the corner and hits a twisting Double S spine buster.
Scott Stevens: That’s how it’s done boy!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens yelling at Kael once again.
Benny Newell: He can do that, he hasn’t been getting his ass kicked at all this match.
Scott Stevens: Pay attention Max! This is how it’s done son!
Stevens picks up Hollywood and gets him in the gut.
Benny Newell: TOXIC STING!
Joe Hoffman: Not so fast Benny.
Hollywood blocks it by pushing Stevens forward and as Stevens turns around he eats a super kick.
Joe Hoffman: Executive Promise!
Benny Newell: But Stevens staggered into the ropes! Ha! The hell is fat man doing?!?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: LOOK OUT!!!!
Bruno spears Stevens through the ropes and the two fall to the floor while Max tries a cheap clothesline on the unsuspecting Brian Hollywood.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood ducked that attack from Wilhelm.
Benny Newell: Bob can’t do anything right!
Kael turns around and right into another…..
Joe Hoffman: Executive Promise!
Hollywood goes for the cover.
Benny Newell: The hell is this shit?!?!? He isn’t the legal man!!!!!
1.
2.
3.
The bell sounds and Boettcher raises Hollywood’s hand in victory.
Brian McVay: And your winners of the match, BRUNO CARNEGIE! And BRIAAAAAAAN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD!
Joe Hoffman: Apparently he was Benny. Looking at the replay it shows Wilhelm tagged himself into the match as Stevens was tangled in the ropes.
Benny Newell: Typical. Stevens had the match in hand but could Bob have that? NO! He wanted the glory all for himself and because of it Stevens lost again.
Joe Hoffman: Yeah and if the rumors are true that’s not good for him.
Benny Newell: Yeah but Bob lost the match not Stevens. You hear that boss? Stevens didn’t lose the match, you’re retard of a son Bob did.
As Stevens comes to, he sees Hollywood celebrating his win in the middle of the ring and he lets a primal roar.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just realized what happened and is mad.
Benny Newell: He’s not mad Hoffman, he’s fucking pissed!
Stevens sees Bruno walking around the ring heading for the ramp but he doesn’t make it as he runs up behind Bruno and pushes him face first into the metal turnbuckle on the outside of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Someone stop him!
Benny Newell: This is great.
Stevens continues to smash Bruno’s head into the steel post until blood is seen on his face. Hollywood sees this and strolls over to the seen.
Joe Hoffman: Thank god Hollywood is going to save his partner.
Stevens quits smashing Bruno’s head in and tosses him to the floor to look up at Hollywood.
Scott Stevens: Mind your business boy.
Hollywood just smiles.
Brian Hollywood: Have at it hoss.
Hollywood rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp.
Joe Hoffman: The heck did I just see?!?!?!?
Benny Newell: Hollywood not giving a fuck about dickless there.
Stevens walks to the nearest guard rail and tells a fan to move.
Joe Hoffman: Come on dammit! Someone get that chair away from Stevens.
Benny Newell: Now, now. Let’s see what he does first.
Joe Hoffman: We know what he is going to do with that chair.
Benny Newell: Which is?
Joe Hoffman: Smash Bruno’s brain in.
Benny Newell: Don’t jump to conclusions now, I heard he was going to read a few excerpts from War and Peace tonight.
Joe Hoffman: I hate you so much right now.
Stevens does as Hoffman feared and cracks open the face of Bruno with the chair shot. Stevens stares at the chair that is covered in Bruno’s blood now and tosses it on top of his face.
Scott Stevens: You have no idea what awaits you at March to Glory boy. No idea.
Stevens says before heading up the ramp as EMTs and referees come down to check on Brun
Benny Newell: No one cares Hoffman.
Joe Hoffman: The men in the match care Benny. You see Lee is forcing Wilhelm to face Brian Hollywood and Bruno and Stevens have been at each others throats for the past couple weeks. A win for either team is a huge momentum builder going into the pay-per-view.
Benny Newell: First off, Lee ain’t forcing anyone to do anything Hoffhole.
"Perfect Insanity" by Disturbed blasts over the PA system as the crowd starts erupting in boos.
Joe Hoffman: Speaking of Hollywood.
Benny Newell: Lee is just giving Max the opportunity to…..
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm.
Benny Newell: What?
Joe Hoffman: His name is Wilhelm.
Benny Newell: The fucker’s name is Max, and like I was saying before you interrupted me, he is giving Max the opportunity at a pay-per-view and an opportunity to beat up the so-called competition.
A horn starts blaring and a black limo pulls out close to the ramp on the left side of the arena. The limo driver steps out of the car and walks towards the back of the limo. The writing on the door is inscripted as "Mr. Hollywood." The Limo Driver then opens the door and showcases Brian Hollywood as he steps out of the car.
Joe Hoffman: Brian Hollywood is looking to show the world tonight that he can hang and potentially beat the Hall of Famer.
Benny Newell: We all know he can’t Hoffman.
Hollywood looks around each sides of the arena before making his way to the ramp. Walking down the ramp he smiles as he walks towards the fans and just when he's about to give them a handshake, he blows them off and laughs. Hollywood then stops at the end of the ramp, closest to the ring, and his smile turns to seriousness as he stares at the ring for a moment. Hollywood then gets to the ring and walks around the ring once looking about the crowd before walking up the ring steps.
Benny Newell: Jesus Christ, this entrance is almost longer than DeNucci’s! And I didn’t think that was possible.
Hollywood slides into the ring then walks over to the ropes and stretches by pulling on the ropes. He then walks to a turnbuckle and leans up against it and waits for his partner.
Brian McVay: Introducing first, currently standing in the ring, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 220 lbs…. , BRIAAAAAAAN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD!
“Black & Yellow” by Wiz Khalifa begins to play as Bruno makes his way onto the stage to a chorus of boos.
Joe Hoffman: The rookie has been making himself known the last couple of months.
Benny Newell: The fuck has been barking up the wrong trees and he’s been paying for it. He has one win and it’s of that slut Tara, and we all know Tara lays down for everyone!
Bruno takes the yellow towel that is wrapped around his shoulders and begins to twirl it in the air drawing major jeers from the crowd. Bruno simply smirks as his places the towel around his shoulders before talking that long walk to the ring. As he makes his way around the ring, he taunts the fans in various manners, such as tossing it from behind him over his shoulder and catching it and waving the towel in a “terrible” fashion in the fans faces.
Joe Hoffman: That terrible towel………
Benny Newell: SHHHHHHH!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: What?!? Why?
Benny Newell: You want to get sued?!?!? We don’t own the copyright.
Bruno slides into the ring and makes his way towards the middle and strikes a pose embracing all the cheers that is being shown him.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 265 lbs.………BRUNO CARNEGIE!
As the music fades, “Prelude” by AFI cues up on the speakers, the lights in the arena dying down as a spotlight highlights the stage. Wilhelm “Max” Kael steps out onto the stage wearing his more traditional wrestling garb with a stern look on his face, one single blue eye staring out into the world.
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm looking to do some damage to his March to Glory opponent tonight. Knowing Wilhelm, he’ll be looking to maim him.
Benny Newell: You call him Wilhelm, I know him as Max, and since we can’t agree on what to call him, I’m just going to call him Bob.
Joe Hoffman: Bob? Really?
Benny Newell: Yep. Seems like a generic enough name.
Joe Hoffman: Oh boy.
The crowd begins to boo the HOW Hall of Famer as he makes his way down to the ring keeping a serious and professional appearance about him. Even as the fans jeer him he seems to pay little to no attention to them.
Bryan McVay: And their opponents, introducing first, from Arkham, Massachusetts, weighing in at 258 lbs.………WILHELM KAEL!
The lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!" The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out “The Venomous One.”
Joe Hoffman: Rumors have been circulating that Scott Stevens is in the Best Alliance doghouse, and if he doesn’t turn his luck around he may be kicked out.
Benny Newell: Yeah well, that’s what they are Hoffman, rumors. TMZ don’t run this bitch, Lee does! DRINK!
Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat.
Bryan McVay: And his partner, representing the Best Alliance, from Houston, Texas and weighing in at 256lbs, he is “The Scorpion” SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTT STEEEEEEEEEEEVENSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Senior official, Matt Boettcher, goes over the rules with both teams and checks them before signaling for the bell.
Ding. Ding.
Joe Hoffman: And here we go with Stevens and Hollywood starting it off.
Benny Newell: Watch how Stevens is going to fuck up Hollywood and put all those rumors to rest.
Stevens and Hollywood lock up in the center of the ring and Stevens easily sends the owner of PWX to the mat while looking towards his pay-per-view opponent.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens letting Bruno know that they will be him in a few weeks.
Benny Newell: Of course.
Hollywood tries a double leg take down and the former ICON and LSD champion easily stuffs him.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens still holding onto Hollywood as he transitions to a side headlock.
Stevens begins to rake the eyes of the former tag champion and Boettcher begins his count.
1.
2.
3.
4.
And Stevens breaks before the count of five.
Joe Hoffman: Boettcher letting Stevens know he was close to costing his team the match.
Benny Newell: Does Stevens look like he cares Hoffman?
Stevens takes Hollywood over with a headlock takedown before quickly raking the eyes and mounting Hollywood and raining down a barrage of right hands.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens isn’t trying to outwrestle Hollywood, he’s trying to hurt him.
Benny Newell: Wouldn’t you? Drink!
Stevens goes over to his corner and slaps Wilhelm on the chest.
Scott Stevens: Do something bitch!
Stevens screams at Kael before climbing onto the apron.
Benny Newell: Tell him Scorp!
Wilhelm smirks before making his way into the ring and continues the assault where Stevens left off, this time with donkey punches to the back of Hollywood’s head.
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm better be careful here.
Benny Newell: Bob knows what he’s doing.
Wilhelm with the cover.
1.
2.
No!
Joe Hoffman: Bruno with the save.
Benny Newell: Fat ass wants to get his dick punted into his body is fine with me.
As Boettcher gets Bruno back to his corner, Wilhelm picks up Hollywood and slaps him hard across the face before eating a standing dropkick from the boss of PWX.
Joe Hoffman: That dropkick staggered Kael back to his corner. Will it be enough to get Bruno into the ring?
Benny Newell: I hope so, so fat ass can get his dick kicked in.
As Wilhelm lands in his corner, Stevens tags himself in and tells Kael to get out and waits for Hollywood to make the tag.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens allowing Hollywood to tag in Bruno.
Benny Newell: Yes! Ass whoopin’ 101 in session.
The two men who have been at war over the last few weeks are finally in the ring together and the crowd can feel the hatred as the two circle one another.
Joe Hoffman: Whose going to jump first?
Bruno and Stevens lock up and push each other back trying to out power one another before letting go. They try this a few more times before realizing the stalemate will stand.
Joe Hoffman: These two are going to have to try another way to inflict damage on one another.
Bruno and Stevens lock up again and this time Bruno sends Stevens into the ropes and they both go for a shoulder tackle but both do not budge.
Joe Hoffman: Both men standing their ground.
Bruno Carnegie: Again!!!
Stevens shrugs and goes to hit the ropes again.
Benny Newell: Hahahahahaha! That was great!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens outsmarted the rookie on that.
Stevens feigns running the ropes and blasts Bruno with a Texas sized lariat instead. He picks up the man from Pittsburgh and hits a belly-to-belly slam.
Benny Newell: Pin him!
Stevens instead picks up the newcomer once more and hit’s a belly to belly suplex this time.
Benny Newell: What’s he doing?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: Apparently he wants to hurt him some more.
Benny Newell: I can live with that.
Stevens picks up Carnegie for a third time and tosses him to his corner with an overhead belly to belly suplex.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens slaps Wilhelm on the chest to tag him in.
Scott Stevens: There you go.
Stevens says to max as he exit’s the ring.
Cover.
1.
2.
3.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollywood with the save!
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood makes the save in time.
Benny Newell: Fucking cockroach. Doesn’t know when to die.
Kael begins to put the boots to Bruno before dropping an elbow drop to the back of his head.
Joe Hoffman: Hell Blow!
Benny Newell: The hell is that? Is it like an intense blowjob from a hooker that’s all coked out?
Joe Hoffman: Jesus Christ!
Benny Newell: Where?!?!?!? I don’t see Mike Best anywhere Hoffman.
Kael stand over Bruno and hits him square in the ears.
Joe Hoffman: That’s going to live his ears ringing for awhile.
Kael picks up the newcomer and kicks him in the gut before snapping him over with a suplex. He crawls into the cover.
1.
2.
3.
4.
Joe Hoffman: Wilhelm disregarded the cover and instead started biting the nose of Bruno.
Benny Newell: Greatness Hoffman. Simply greatness.
Kael begins to rub his forearms in the face of Bruno before mounting him and bringing the pain with some twelve to six elbows.
Benny Newell: The hell that fucker doing in the ring Hoffman!
Joe Hoffman: Saving his partner Benny.
Benny Newell: DQ him! He wasn’t tagged.
Wilhelm Kael just ate the sole of Brian Hollywood’s boot, giving the Steel City native time to tag him in.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood jumps into the ring on goes right on the attack!
Hollywood begins to stomp the head of his March to Glory opponent before dropping a few elbows to the chest of Kael.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood looks like he wants to finish it here.
Benny Newell: God dammit!
Hollywood picks ups Kael and signals for his finisher.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood looking to Lay Off Wilhelm Kael here.
As Hollywood goes for his DDT, Kael spins out of it and locks in the….
Joe Hoffman: CONSUEQENCES! Kael countered it perfectly.
Benny Newell: Break him and then humble him!
The submission doesn’t last as Hollywood counters it with a stunner variation.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood sends Kael into his corner and makes the tag.
Bruno and Hollywood pick up Wilhelm and hit a double suplex. Bruno with the pin.
1.
2.
Kickout.
Bruno with the quick tag to Hollywood who mounts the second rope as Bruno places Kael over his knee.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood drops the elbow. Cover.
1,
2.
Kickout.
Joe Hoffman: Bruno and Hollywood working well as a team and Kael and Stevens aren’t which is surprising.
Benny Newell: How so?
Joe Hoffman: They did tag when they where in the Unstable.
Benny Newell: Yeah and who did all the work? Stevens! Just like he is doing now.
Hollywood bends down to pick up Kael only to get his jaw rocked by a European uppercut.
Joe Hoffman: Kael is using the ropes to pull himself back to his corner.
Stevens is pacing on the apron like a hungry lion.
Joe Hoffman: What’s Bruno doing?
Benny Newell: Having a heart attack I hope.
Bruno steps through the ropes and leaps at Kael only to make a thud sound on the mat.
Joe Hoffman: Bruno attempting the Bruno Breaker but Wilhelm held onto the ropes to counter it.
Benny Newell: Who cares! Tag in Stevens you fuck!
Kael stumbles to his corner and makes the tag to Stevens who rushes in and pushes an already standing Hollywood back into his corner and begins to light up his torso.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens with those heavy hands to the body of Hollywood. If he hits him any harder he could break a rib or two.
Benny Newell: We can only hope Hoffman. We can only hope.
Stevens brings Hollywood out of the corner and hits a twisting Double S spine buster.
Scott Stevens: That’s how it’s done boy!
Joe Hoffman: Stevens yelling at Kael once again.
Benny Newell: He can do that, he hasn’t been getting his ass kicked at all this match.
Scott Stevens: Pay attention Max! This is how it’s done son!
Stevens picks up Hollywood and gets him in the gut.
Benny Newell: TOXIC STING!
Joe Hoffman: Not so fast Benny.
Hollywood blocks it by pushing Stevens forward and as Stevens turns around he eats a super kick.
Joe Hoffman: Executive Promise!
Benny Newell: But Stevens staggered into the ropes! Ha! The hell is fat man doing?!?!?!?
Joe Hoffman: LOOK OUT!!!!
Bruno spears Stevens through the ropes and the two fall to the floor while Max tries a cheap clothesline on the unsuspecting Brian Hollywood.
Joe Hoffman: Hollywood ducked that attack from Wilhelm.
Benny Newell: Bob can’t do anything right!
Kael turns around and right into another…..
Joe Hoffman: Executive Promise!
Hollywood goes for the cover.
Benny Newell: The hell is this shit?!?!? He isn’t the legal man!!!!!
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The bell sounds and Boettcher raises Hollywood’s hand in victory.
Brian McVay: And your winners of the match, BRUNO CARNEGIE! And BRIAAAAAAAN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOD!
Joe Hoffman: Apparently he was Benny. Looking at the replay it shows Wilhelm tagged himself into the match as Stevens was tangled in the ropes.
Benny Newell: Typical. Stevens had the match in hand but could Bob have that? NO! He wanted the glory all for himself and because of it Stevens lost again.
Joe Hoffman: Yeah and if the rumors are true that’s not good for him.
Benny Newell: Yeah but Bob lost the match not Stevens. You hear that boss? Stevens didn’t lose the match, you’re retard of a son Bob did.
As Stevens comes to, he sees Hollywood celebrating his win in the middle of the ring and he lets a primal roar.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens just realized what happened and is mad.
Benny Newell: He’s not mad Hoffman, he’s fucking pissed!
Stevens sees Bruno walking around the ring heading for the ramp but he doesn’t make it as he runs up behind Bruno and pushes him face first into the metal turnbuckle on the outside of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Someone stop him!
Benny Newell: This is great.
Stevens continues to smash Bruno’s head into the steel post until blood is seen on his face. Hollywood sees this and strolls over to the seen.
Joe Hoffman: Thank god Hollywood is going to save his partner.
Stevens quits smashing Bruno’s head in and tosses him to the floor to look up at Hollywood.
Scott Stevens: Mind your business boy.
Hollywood just smiles.
Brian Hollywood: Have at it hoss.
Hollywood rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp.
Joe Hoffman: The heck did I just see?!?!?!?
Benny Newell: Hollywood not giving a fuck about dickless there.
Stevens walks to the nearest guard rail and tells a fan to move.
Joe Hoffman: Come on dammit! Someone get that chair away from Stevens.
Benny Newell: Now, now. Let’s see what he does first.
Joe Hoffman: We know what he is going to do with that chair.
Benny Newell: Which is?
Joe Hoffman: Smash Bruno’s brain in.
Benny Newell: Don’t jump to conclusions now, I heard he was going to read a few excerpts from War and Peace tonight.
Joe Hoffman: I hate you so much right now.
Stevens does as Hoffman feared and cracks open the face of Bruno with the chair shot. Stevens stares at the chair that is covered in Bruno’s blood now and tosses it on top of his face.
Scott Stevens: You have no idea what awaits you at March to Glory boy. No idea.
Stevens says before heading up the ramp as EMTs and referees come down to check on Brun