Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 5:42:20 GMT
Benny Newell: Hahaha, Mike Best is being dragged down to the jail cell underneath the Coliseum floor!
Joe Hoffman: Well welcome ba…
Benny Newell: That’s what you get for trying to bring a mother fucking lion to Lee Best’s fucking show! But what is this surprise!
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to March to Gl…
Terrence Reed: March to Glory! Live from the historic, the iconic, the legendary Roman Coliseum here in Rome, Italy! And up next we have a big grudge match as Scott Stevens takes on Bruno Carnegie in a First Blood Match!
Benny Newell: Who in the unholy fuck nuts is this guy?!
Joe Hoffman: That is Terrence Reed, the man who interviewed Scott Stevens a couple nights ago… and the man who Scottywood has gotten to be here at ringside for this match.
Terrence: Reed: A man who after the great, glorious and benevolent God of HOW… Lee Best hears my skills on the microphone tonight, will make me a permanent addition to the HOW broadcast team and help bring your abysmal ratings back up.
Benny Newell: Well your description of Lee couldn’t be more right… but couldn’t we have just gotten me another bottle of Jack? Or like an unclassy Italian hooker instead? I think that’d have a much better effect on our ratings.
Joe Hoffman: Well nonetheless, this is going to be a brutal match folks, not for the weak of heart. These two men have had some heated arguments… and there is a lot of anger between them. Stevens looking to rebound from a disappointing ICONIC loss… while Bruno is looking to make a name for himself here in HOW.
Benny Newell: Well, being trained by Scottywood is certainly not the way to go about that.
Terrence Reed: Excuse me Benny… but Scottywood is one of… if not the best hardcore wrestler here in HOW. Plus the man is a Hall of Famer… in both HOW and NGW and has also won 17 championships here in HOW. I think he’s the perfect person to be training Bruno for this hellacious match.
Benny Newell: One question… do you swallow or spit after your done sucking Scottywood’s dick?
Terrence Reed: Hey!
Joe Hoffman: Ok boys… enough! We have a match to get underway here.
“Black & Yellow” by Wiz Khalifa hits inside The Coliseum as we Bruno make his way up from under The Coliseum floor, sunglasses on and gold towel draped over his shoulders as he looks completely focuses as he heads towards the ring. Behind him, with barbed wire hockey stick in hand and dressed in one of his New York Ranger jersey is Bruno’s mentor, The Hardcore Artist Scottywood.
Bryan McVay: The following match is a First Blood Match. Now making his way to the ring, accompanied by “The Hardcore Artist” Scottywood…. Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 265 pounds…. “Big” Bruno Carnegie!!!!
Benny Newell: You sure it’s not pronounced “Carniggy”? I mean what white dude comes out to fucking “Black and Yellow”?
Terrence Reed: Racist comments as you chug from a bottle of Jack? No wonder the ratings here in HOW are suffering. People must watch this show on mute.
Benny Newell: Hey! Don’t you forget the misogynistic comments! If one of those cunts Bobbinette or Tara were on this card I’d be saying how I’d love to bury my face in Carey’s chocolate swirl twat or Tara’s massively oversized tits.
Terrence Reed: How do you work with this man every week?
Joe Hoffman: Lots of Prozac…
Getting into the ring, Bruno gets a few last minute points from Scottywood.
Joe Hoffman: Now for those that are completely caught up with this clusterfudge of a match… it was pretty confusing…
Benny Newell: Only if you’re a fucking idiot.
Terrence Reed: Then please explain it to the folks Benny.
Benny Newell: Fuck off! I’m not gonna try and steal Joe’s job like your little NGW dick sucking ass is.
Joe Hoffman: Anyhow… this was going to be a Three Stages of Hell Match. First Blood, Texas Death Match and if needed a razor wire Hell in a Cell. But after the arrival of Lee Best’s special guest, Lee has slashed times for the undercard.
Benny Newell: I also heard that Lee Best thought that having a Hell in a Cell hung above the ring inside The Roman Coliseum was… “A fucking stupid ass idea.” …and he has cut it to just a First Blood Match. Which is fine with me… since I might have run out of Jack watching these two fuckers go three falls.
Terrence Reed: But has kept the crimson mask rule… this match will not end with just a drop of blood.
Benny Newell: Or if Stevens’ vagina starts leaking.
Joe Hoffman: Really?
Benny Newell: Yes really you fucking prude.
"The Scorpion" by Megadeth starts to play as boos come down from the crowd inside The Coliseum as a couple stage hands hold up some red lasers and a spotlight as Stevens emerges out from underneath The Coliseum. He makes his way over to the edge of the floor and starts to talk trash to some of the booing fans.
Bryan McVay: And his opponents from The Great State of Texas and weighing in at 256 pounds… “The Scorpion” Scott Stevens!!!
Benny Newell: You got fired from The Best Alliance Stevens! You ain’t got shit to trash talk about!
Joe Hoffman: This is true, but Stevens still has had an impressive track record in HOW, one that has seen him defeat many big name stars.
Terrence Reed: Yet here he is at March to Glory, fighting a rookie for nothing more than some respect that he couldn’t even garner.
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares out at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he...
CRACK!
Bruno has slid back into the ring with a steel chair in hand and cracked it across the back of Scott Stevens who drops like a sack of rock to the mat.
DING, DING, DING
Joe Hoffman: What is this?
Terrence Reed: That was Bruno taking advantage of a situation! Striking Stevens down before he can even get going!
Joe Hoffman: It was a disrespectful cheap shot!
Terrence Reed: I think respect went out the door a while ago between these two.
Bruno starts hammering away at Stevens who tries his best to cover up from the attack but some of the big man’s shots get through and connect. Bruno then pulls Stevens up to his feet and whips him into the corner where he connects with a big clotheslines and crumples Stevens down to the mat. He looks down at Scottywood who has just pulled a kendo stick out from under the ring and slides it in to Bruno.
Benny Newell: He can’t do that!
Terrence Reed: Now you wanna preach rules? Go pour yourself another damn drink while your on the job.
Benny Newell: I think I will!
Bruno canes Stevens across the back once… and then twice as he stalks Stevens for the hat trick and a shot across the head. But as he goes for it, Stevens ducks and counters with a drop toe hold and goes right into a Boston crab
Joe Hoffman: Submission hold by Stevens!
Benny Newell: It’s a first blood match dumbass!
Joe Hoffman: But he can wear Bruno down with it!
Stevens wrenches back with the submission as Bruno fights it and uses the great power in his legs to reverse it as he launches Stevens off him and into the ropes. Bruno pops up and nails him with a big spear in the middle of the ring.
Terrence Reed: Broken in half by Bruno! And it looks like something else is about to get broken!
Scottywood pulls a table out from under the ring as he slides it into the ring to Bruno. The big man takes the table and set it up in near a corner of the ring as he pulls Stevens up to his feet and throws him into said corner. He canes Stevens in the chest twice for good measure be he lifts him up and sits him on the top turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: This doesn’t look good for Stevens!
Bruno climbs up and sticks Stevens head between his legs as he calls out to the crowd “Pittsburgh Piledriver!”
Joe Hoffman: He isn’t gonna try to…
Terrence Reed: Piledriver off the top tope through a table!!!
Benny Newell: Fuck it… break his damn neck!!
Bruno goes for the piledriver… but Stevens blocks it… hammering back with rights and lefts, he pulls his head back from Bruno’s legs and nails a couple more hard rights before he grabs Bruno into a front face lock and leaps off the top rope with a spinning DDT through the table!
Joe Hoffman: Holy Cow! Spinning DDT through that table which splinters into a thousand pieces!
Benny Newell: Drink for that shit! Drink twice!
Terrence Reed: Drunk.
Stevens rolls himself out of the ring and throws the ring apron across from Scottywood up and smiles as he pulls himself out a razor wire wrapped baseball bat.
Benny Newell: I guess we know where the razor wire that was gonna replace the ropes went too.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to do some serious damage with that bat… and end this match quickly.
Stevens rolls back into the ring and beg Scottywood to come in the ring. But the Executive Vice President of HOTv shakes his head… again stating how he has no intentions on physically interfering with this match.
Terrence Reed: Look at the honor Scottywood is showing! Letting this match unfold on its own accord. Not tainting it with his own hand.
Benny Newell: Oh he’s a taint alright…. A fucking huge taint… DRINK to taint!
Bruno is barely moving as Stevens slams the razor wire bat down across the back of Bruno, slicing the big man’s back all up.
Benny Newell: He’s bleeding! Match over!
Terrence Reed: Not quite. Stevens must bust Bruno’s face open to the point where Lette believes it’s covered in blood.
Benny Newell: Fuck! DRINK!
Stevens nails Bruno again… and again across the back with the bat. Blood starting to flow freely as Stevens now stalks Bruno… looking for that kill shot to the head which with cover him in his own blood. Bruno picks himself back up… in a bit of a daze as he turns towards Stevens.
Benny Newell: Swing batter batter!
Benny pours himself a shot as Stevens swings at Bruno head like David Ortiz…. But Bruno ducks the shot.
Terrence Reed: Strike!
Stevens spins around and Bruno kicks him in the gut, launching the bat out of the ring as he connects with a DDT in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Celtic Burial!
Terrence Reed: DRINK!
Terrence grabs Benny’s shot and down the Jack to the horror of Benny.
Benny Newell: That was my last shot!
Terrence Reed: Tastes like shit!
Mumbles Terrence as he spits half the shot out. Benny then snaps as he grabs the empty bottle of Jack and smashes it across Terrence’s head, busting him wide open and knocking him out cold.
Joe Hoffman: And with that, Terrence Reed’s HOW interview is over I think…
Benny Newell: And the fucker failed! Fuck him!
Scotty spots the opportunity as he slides Bruno in his barbed wire hockey stick he grabs and quickly drives across the back of Stevens… once… twice… and Stevens is able to somehow roll himself away, leaving a trail of blood as he falls out of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Smart move by Stevens, using what little strength he has left to get outta dodge of that skin tearing hockey stick.
Benny Newell: Yes…. Yes…. Yes…. Yes! Get me another bottle of fucking Jack for the rest of the show!
Benny slams his cell phone down as Bruno gives chase to Stevens as he rolls out of the ring and gets a baseball bat to the gut courtesy of Stevens. Bruno doubles over as Stevens nails the stunner on the wooden floor.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Bruno is laid out on the wooden floor as Stevens pick the baseball bat back up and raises it high in the air to the boo of the crowd. He stalks Bruno and slams the bat on the floor… over and over… the anger starting to flow through him as Bruno starts to pull himself back to his feet.
Joe Hoffman: Bruno is in a bad place here…
Benny Newell: I hate to say this… but bash his fucking head in Stevens!
Bruno is almost back to his feet as Stevens looks back at Scottywood… who is still on the opposite side of the ring as he just takes a drink from his bottle of Sam Adams Rebel IPA. Stevens then turns back to Bruno and swings away…
Benny Newell: He swings!!!
And Stevens connects with the skull of Bruno, the razor wire slicing his forehead wide open as the blood starts to flow. But Bruno doesn’t drop as he just staggers… barely holding his balance. Until Stevens connects with a second shot as Bruno drops to the wooden floor.
Benny Newell: And it’s gone!
Joe Hoffman: Down goes Bruno… and Stevens isn’t finished!
Stevens drops to his knees and takes the baseball bat to the forehead of Bruno, grinding the razor wire into his forehead as the blood is now pouring out and covering the whole face of Bruno. Nigel Lette takes one look and makes an easy decision.
DING, DING, DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match in 23:12…. SCOTT STEVENS!!!
Benny Newell: HAHA, Bruno is a fucking bloody mess!
Nigel Lette tries to pull Stevens off Bruno… but can’t…. until Scottywood makes his way into the ring to collect his barbed wire hockey stick and Stevens quickly gets off Bruno. Stevens just smiles back at Scottywood as Nigel Lette raises his arm in victory.
Joe Hoffman: Well it was a brutal match as advertised… and Bruno certainly made an impact in his HOW PPV debut. But in the end Scott Stevens was just too much and it is The Scorpion who walks out of The Roman Coliseum as the victor.
Benny Newell: Yeah… even with the help of Scottywood… Bruno couldn’t beat Stevens. But Stevens is still a fucking loser. I mean thirteen minutes to defeat that lug? A real Best Alliance member would have done the job in under five.
Joe Hoffman: Well if Stevens was able to impress Lee is unknown… but it’s time to see what Lee Best thinks of Bruno…
The guards grab Bruno’s bloody body and roll him in to the ring with Scottywood who helps his mentee up to his feet too look up at Lee Best.
Benny Newell: Thumbs down! Thumbs down!
Everyone now turns their attention to Lee who stands up from his chair and looks down at Bruno… he takes what seems like an eternity to makes his decision. He raises his arm and smiles as he…
Joe Hoffman: It’s a thumbs up?
Benny Newell: Oh come on! I wanted to see him fucked up some more!
Bruno collapses down to his knees… relived that the torture is over for now.
Joe Hoffman: Lee Best must have liked what he saw from the kid… like the brutality he showed… the passion he expressed….
Scottywood helps Bruno back to his feet… but that’s not all as he lifts Bruno up onto his shoulders and nails a Game Misconduct on Bruno right onto the barbed wire hockey stick!
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct!
Benny Newell: Hahaha! Yes!
Scotty grabs the hockey stick and then starts to nail Bruno with it… over and over until it snaps and The Hardcore Artist launches it out of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What is he doing!
Benny Newell: I don’t give a shit Joe… I just like it!
Joe Hoffman: Frustrations over his protégée losing to Stevens maybe?
Benny Newell: He’s beating the remaining fuck piss outta Bruno though!
Scottywood drops to the mat and starts drilling Bruno with hard rights until he sees that Bruno has lost complete consciousness. He then takes his left hand and wipes it across Bruno’s face… and then transfers the blood to the left side of his face before he rolls out of the ring and starts screaming back at Bruno.
Joe Hoffman: Scotty has just snapped… lost it here as Lee spares Bruno…. But Scotty doesn’t as he destroys Bruno post match.
Benny Newell: It’s one of the best things Scottywood has done in a long while Joe.
Joe Hoffman: Well we have two matches let on the card folks… and up next is the battle of HOW versus PWX!
Benny Newell: Ya… and someone better get me another bottle of Jack for Brian Hollywood’s death.
Joe Hoffman: Well be right back as March to Glory continues!
Joe Hoffman: Well welcome ba…
Benny Newell: That’s what you get for trying to bring a mother fucking lion to Lee Best’s fucking show! But what is this surprise!
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to March to Gl…
Terrence Reed: March to Glory! Live from the historic, the iconic, the legendary Roman Coliseum here in Rome, Italy! And up next we have a big grudge match as Scott Stevens takes on Bruno Carnegie in a First Blood Match!
Benny Newell: Who in the unholy fuck nuts is this guy?!
Joe Hoffman: That is Terrence Reed, the man who interviewed Scott Stevens a couple nights ago… and the man who Scottywood has gotten to be here at ringside for this match.
Terrence: Reed: A man who after the great, glorious and benevolent God of HOW… Lee Best hears my skills on the microphone tonight, will make me a permanent addition to the HOW broadcast team and help bring your abysmal ratings back up.
Benny Newell: Well your description of Lee couldn’t be more right… but couldn’t we have just gotten me another bottle of Jack? Or like an unclassy Italian hooker instead? I think that’d have a much better effect on our ratings.
Joe Hoffman: Well nonetheless, this is going to be a brutal match folks, not for the weak of heart. These two men have had some heated arguments… and there is a lot of anger between them. Stevens looking to rebound from a disappointing ICONIC loss… while Bruno is looking to make a name for himself here in HOW.
Benny Newell: Well, being trained by Scottywood is certainly not the way to go about that.
Terrence Reed: Excuse me Benny… but Scottywood is one of… if not the best hardcore wrestler here in HOW. Plus the man is a Hall of Famer… in both HOW and NGW and has also won 17 championships here in HOW. I think he’s the perfect person to be training Bruno for this hellacious match.
Benny Newell: One question… do you swallow or spit after your done sucking Scottywood’s dick?
Terrence Reed: Hey!
Joe Hoffman: Ok boys… enough! We have a match to get underway here.
“Black & Yellow” by Wiz Khalifa hits inside The Coliseum as we Bruno make his way up from under The Coliseum floor, sunglasses on and gold towel draped over his shoulders as he looks completely focuses as he heads towards the ring. Behind him, with barbed wire hockey stick in hand and dressed in one of his New York Ranger jersey is Bruno’s mentor, The Hardcore Artist Scottywood.
Bryan McVay: The following match is a First Blood Match. Now making his way to the ring, accompanied by “The Hardcore Artist” Scottywood…. Hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 265 pounds…. “Big” Bruno Carnegie!!!!
Benny Newell: You sure it’s not pronounced “Carniggy”? I mean what white dude comes out to fucking “Black and Yellow”?
Terrence Reed: Racist comments as you chug from a bottle of Jack? No wonder the ratings here in HOW are suffering. People must watch this show on mute.
Benny Newell: Hey! Don’t you forget the misogynistic comments! If one of those cunts Bobbinette or Tara were on this card I’d be saying how I’d love to bury my face in Carey’s chocolate swirl twat or Tara’s massively oversized tits.
Terrence Reed: How do you work with this man every week?
Joe Hoffman: Lots of Prozac…
Getting into the ring, Bruno gets a few last minute points from Scottywood.
Joe Hoffman: Now for those that are completely caught up with this clusterfudge of a match… it was pretty confusing…
Benny Newell: Only if you’re a fucking idiot.
Terrence Reed: Then please explain it to the folks Benny.
Benny Newell: Fuck off! I’m not gonna try and steal Joe’s job like your little NGW dick sucking ass is.
Joe Hoffman: Anyhow… this was going to be a Three Stages of Hell Match. First Blood, Texas Death Match and if needed a razor wire Hell in a Cell. But after the arrival of Lee Best’s special guest, Lee has slashed times for the undercard.
Benny Newell: I also heard that Lee Best thought that having a Hell in a Cell hung above the ring inside The Roman Coliseum was… “A fucking stupid ass idea.” …and he has cut it to just a First Blood Match. Which is fine with me… since I might have run out of Jack watching these two fuckers go three falls.
Terrence Reed: But has kept the crimson mask rule… this match will not end with just a drop of blood.
Benny Newell: Or if Stevens’ vagina starts leaking.
Joe Hoffman: Really?
Benny Newell: Yes really you fucking prude.
"The Scorpion" by Megadeth starts to play as boos come down from the crowd inside The Coliseum as a couple stage hands hold up some red lasers and a spotlight as Stevens emerges out from underneath The Coliseum. He makes his way over to the edge of the floor and starts to talk trash to some of the booing fans.
Bryan McVay: And his opponents from The Great State of Texas and weighing in at 256 pounds… “The Scorpion” Scott Stevens!!!
Benny Newell: You got fired from The Best Alliance Stevens! You ain’t got shit to trash talk about!
Joe Hoffman: This is true, but Stevens still has had an impressive track record in HOW, one that has seen him defeat many big name stars.
Terrence Reed: Yet here he is at March to Glory, fighting a rookie for nothing more than some respect that he couldn’t even garner.
As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares out at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he...
CRACK!
Bruno has slid back into the ring with a steel chair in hand and cracked it across the back of Scott Stevens who drops like a sack of rock to the mat.
DING, DING, DING
Joe Hoffman: What is this?
Terrence Reed: That was Bruno taking advantage of a situation! Striking Stevens down before he can even get going!
Joe Hoffman: It was a disrespectful cheap shot!
Terrence Reed: I think respect went out the door a while ago between these two.
Bruno starts hammering away at Stevens who tries his best to cover up from the attack but some of the big man’s shots get through and connect. Bruno then pulls Stevens up to his feet and whips him into the corner where he connects with a big clotheslines and crumples Stevens down to the mat. He looks down at Scottywood who has just pulled a kendo stick out from under the ring and slides it in to Bruno.
Benny Newell: He can’t do that!
Terrence Reed: Now you wanna preach rules? Go pour yourself another damn drink while your on the job.
Benny Newell: I think I will!
Bruno canes Stevens across the back once… and then twice as he stalks Stevens for the hat trick and a shot across the head. But as he goes for it, Stevens ducks and counters with a drop toe hold and goes right into a Boston crab
Joe Hoffman: Submission hold by Stevens!
Benny Newell: It’s a first blood match dumbass!
Joe Hoffman: But he can wear Bruno down with it!
Stevens wrenches back with the submission as Bruno fights it and uses the great power in his legs to reverse it as he launches Stevens off him and into the ropes. Bruno pops up and nails him with a big spear in the middle of the ring.
Terrence Reed: Broken in half by Bruno! And it looks like something else is about to get broken!
Scottywood pulls a table out from under the ring as he slides it into the ring to Bruno. The big man takes the table and set it up in near a corner of the ring as he pulls Stevens up to his feet and throws him into said corner. He canes Stevens in the chest twice for good measure be he lifts him up and sits him on the top turnbuckle.
Joe Hoffman: This doesn’t look good for Stevens!
Bruno climbs up and sticks Stevens head between his legs as he calls out to the crowd “Pittsburgh Piledriver!”
Joe Hoffman: He isn’t gonna try to…
Terrence Reed: Piledriver off the top tope through a table!!!
Benny Newell: Fuck it… break his damn neck!!
Bruno goes for the piledriver… but Stevens blocks it… hammering back with rights and lefts, he pulls his head back from Bruno’s legs and nails a couple more hard rights before he grabs Bruno into a front face lock and leaps off the top rope with a spinning DDT through the table!
Joe Hoffman: Holy Cow! Spinning DDT through that table which splinters into a thousand pieces!
Benny Newell: Drink for that shit! Drink twice!
Terrence Reed: Drunk.
Stevens rolls himself out of the ring and throws the ring apron across from Scottywood up and smiles as he pulls himself out a razor wire wrapped baseball bat.
Benny Newell: I guess we know where the razor wire that was gonna replace the ropes went too.
Joe Hoffman: Stevens looking to do some serious damage with that bat… and end this match quickly.
Stevens rolls back into the ring and beg Scottywood to come in the ring. But the Executive Vice President of HOTv shakes his head… again stating how he has no intentions on physically interfering with this match.
Terrence Reed: Look at the honor Scottywood is showing! Letting this match unfold on its own accord. Not tainting it with his own hand.
Benny Newell: Oh he’s a taint alright…. A fucking huge taint… DRINK to taint!
Bruno is barely moving as Stevens slams the razor wire bat down across the back of Bruno, slicing the big man’s back all up.
Benny Newell: He’s bleeding! Match over!
Terrence Reed: Not quite. Stevens must bust Bruno’s face open to the point where Lette believes it’s covered in blood.
Benny Newell: Fuck! DRINK!
Stevens nails Bruno again… and again across the back with the bat. Blood starting to flow freely as Stevens now stalks Bruno… looking for that kill shot to the head which with cover him in his own blood. Bruno picks himself back up… in a bit of a daze as he turns towards Stevens.
Benny Newell: Swing batter batter!
Benny pours himself a shot as Stevens swings at Bruno head like David Ortiz…. But Bruno ducks the shot.
Terrence Reed: Strike!
Stevens spins around and Bruno kicks him in the gut, launching the bat out of the ring as he connects with a DDT in the middle of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Celtic Burial!
Terrence Reed: DRINK!
Terrence grabs Benny’s shot and down the Jack to the horror of Benny.
Benny Newell: That was my last shot!
Terrence Reed: Tastes like shit!
Mumbles Terrence as he spits half the shot out. Benny then snaps as he grabs the empty bottle of Jack and smashes it across Terrence’s head, busting him wide open and knocking him out cold.
Joe Hoffman: And with that, Terrence Reed’s HOW interview is over I think…
Benny Newell: And the fucker failed! Fuck him!
Scotty spots the opportunity as he slides Bruno in his barbed wire hockey stick he grabs and quickly drives across the back of Stevens… once… twice… and Stevens is able to somehow roll himself away, leaving a trail of blood as he falls out of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: Smart move by Stevens, using what little strength he has left to get outta dodge of that skin tearing hockey stick.
Benny Newell: Yes…. Yes…. Yes…. Yes! Get me another bottle of fucking Jack for the rest of the show!
Benny slams his cell phone down as Bruno gives chase to Stevens as he rolls out of the ring and gets a baseball bat to the gut courtesy of Stevens. Bruno doubles over as Stevens nails the stunner on the wooden floor.
Joe Hoffman: Toxic Sting!
Bruno is laid out on the wooden floor as Stevens pick the baseball bat back up and raises it high in the air to the boo of the crowd. He stalks Bruno and slams the bat on the floor… over and over… the anger starting to flow through him as Bruno starts to pull himself back to his feet.
Joe Hoffman: Bruno is in a bad place here…
Benny Newell: I hate to say this… but bash his fucking head in Stevens!
Bruno is almost back to his feet as Stevens looks back at Scottywood… who is still on the opposite side of the ring as he just takes a drink from his bottle of Sam Adams Rebel IPA. Stevens then turns back to Bruno and swings away…
Benny Newell: He swings!!!
And Stevens connects with the skull of Bruno, the razor wire slicing his forehead wide open as the blood starts to flow. But Bruno doesn’t drop as he just staggers… barely holding his balance. Until Stevens connects with a second shot as Bruno drops to the wooden floor.
Benny Newell: And it’s gone!
Joe Hoffman: Down goes Bruno… and Stevens isn’t finished!
Stevens drops to his knees and takes the baseball bat to the forehead of Bruno, grinding the razor wire into his forehead as the blood is now pouring out and covering the whole face of Bruno. Nigel Lette takes one look and makes an easy decision.
DING, DING, DING
Bryan McVay: The winner of this match in 23:12…. SCOTT STEVENS!!!
Benny Newell: HAHA, Bruno is a fucking bloody mess!
Nigel Lette tries to pull Stevens off Bruno… but can’t…. until Scottywood makes his way into the ring to collect his barbed wire hockey stick and Stevens quickly gets off Bruno. Stevens just smiles back at Scottywood as Nigel Lette raises his arm in victory.
Joe Hoffman: Well it was a brutal match as advertised… and Bruno certainly made an impact in his HOW PPV debut. But in the end Scott Stevens was just too much and it is The Scorpion who walks out of The Roman Coliseum as the victor.
Benny Newell: Yeah… even with the help of Scottywood… Bruno couldn’t beat Stevens. But Stevens is still a fucking loser. I mean thirteen minutes to defeat that lug? A real Best Alliance member would have done the job in under five.
Joe Hoffman: Well if Stevens was able to impress Lee is unknown… but it’s time to see what Lee Best thinks of Bruno…
The guards grab Bruno’s bloody body and roll him in to the ring with Scottywood who helps his mentee up to his feet too look up at Lee Best.
Benny Newell: Thumbs down! Thumbs down!
Everyone now turns their attention to Lee who stands up from his chair and looks down at Bruno… he takes what seems like an eternity to makes his decision. He raises his arm and smiles as he…
Joe Hoffman: It’s a thumbs up?
Benny Newell: Oh come on! I wanted to see him fucked up some more!
Bruno collapses down to his knees… relived that the torture is over for now.
Joe Hoffman: Lee Best must have liked what he saw from the kid… like the brutality he showed… the passion he expressed….
Scottywood helps Bruno back to his feet… but that’s not all as he lifts Bruno up onto his shoulders and nails a Game Misconduct on Bruno right onto the barbed wire hockey stick!
Joe Hoffman: Game Misconduct!
Benny Newell: Hahaha! Yes!
Scotty grabs the hockey stick and then starts to nail Bruno with it… over and over until it snaps and The Hardcore Artist launches it out of the ring.
Joe Hoffman: What is he doing!
Benny Newell: I don’t give a shit Joe… I just like it!
Joe Hoffman: Frustrations over his protégée losing to Stevens maybe?
Benny Newell: He’s beating the remaining fuck piss outta Bruno though!
Scottywood drops to the mat and starts drilling Bruno with hard rights until he sees that Bruno has lost complete consciousness. He then takes his left hand and wipes it across Bruno’s face… and then transfers the blood to the left side of his face before he rolls out of the ring and starts screaming back at Bruno.
Joe Hoffman: Scotty has just snapped… lost it here as Lee spares Bruno…. But Scotty doesn’t as he destroys Bruno post match.
Benny Newell: It’s one of the best things Scottywood has done in a long while Joe.
Joe Hoffman: Well we have two matches let on the card folks… and up next is the battle of HOW versus PWX!
Benny Newell: Ya… and someone better get me another bottle of Jack for Brian Hollywood’s death.
Joe Hoffman: Well be right back as March to Glory continues!