Post by Jman2k3 on Jul 1, 2018 5:26:26 GMT
Joe Hoffman: Welcome back to ringside ladies and gentlemen and it's time for another great singles match up of the night as we see competitors that are hoping that get themselves back on the winning track and even into title contention.
Benny Newell: No, Hoffhole we're not going to fucking see that at all.
Joe Hoffman: What are you talking about Benny? Of course these two superstars would love to put themselves in contention for an HOW Championship belt.
Benny Newell: The fuck Hoffhole? I'm not drunk enough to deal with you right now. The only fucking thing we're going to see out here right now is an angry Texas cockroach and a gigantic set of tits.
Joe Hoffman: Of course Benny and if I know you then...
Benny Newell: I came for the fucking tits, DRINK!
The sound of Roman's Revenge by Nicki Minaj hits and the crowd boo's as Tara Michaels-Davidson makes her way out on stage. Tara raises her arms into the air before making her way down to the ramp continues to boo in her direction.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first hailing from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 120lbs, TARA MICHAELS-DAVIDSON!
Joe Hoffman: I think it's telling that Tara is out here alone and not being escorted to the ring by her husband the HOW LSD Champion Jace Parker Davidson but then again later tonight Jace does have to defend that very HOW LSD Championship belt against the LSD Legend Silent Witness later tonight.
Benny Newell: Seriously Hoffhole? You see that's tits that big jiggling their way down to the ring and the only thing that you can think is where is Jace?
Joe Hoffman: Jace is Tara's husband and unlike you Benny I did look at Mrs. Michaels-Davidson as more than just a sex object.
Benny Newell: I bet you do Hoffhole and I'm sure if it was Jace's balls bouncing down to the ring right now you'd be more interested in that.
Joe Hoffman: BENNY!
Benny Newell: No, don't start screaming my name because I want no part of your all male fantasy fag. DRINK!
Tara slides into the ring then gets up to her feet and climbs the turnbuckle. Tara poses the for the fans as flashbulbs go off all over the arena. Tara hops down off the turnbuckle as the lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
Bryan McVay: And her opponent hailing from Houston, Texas weighting in at 256 lbs, SCOTT STEVENS!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has been trying to find his footing here in HOW since his dismissal from the Best Alliance and a win here tonight over Tara Michaels-Davidson would do wonders in putting Stevens back into the spotlight and maybe on the radar of one Michael Lee Best going into War Games.
Benny Newell: Why would Michael pick someone like Scott Stevens with his final pick Hoffhole?
Joe Hoffman: Lots of reasons Benny, one being that Scott Stevens has proved to be tough enough to excel in a match like War Games and two because after being kicked out of the Best Alliance I'm sure Scott Stevens would love to prove to Lee Best the mistake he made.
Benny Newell: Shut your whore mouth! Lee Best never makes a mistake Hoffhole and besides Mike Best wants to actually win War Games. Why would he pick someone like Scott Stevens that couldn't even win a fucking match with the help of God and the rest of the Best Alliance?
The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the Scorpion. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat. Joel Hortega gives both Tara and Stevens the once over then calls for the bell to signal the start of the match.
DING DING!
Stevens and Tara walk to the center of the ring and circle each other before locking up collar and elbow. Steven uses his obvious strength advantage to get Tara into a side headlock. Tara uses her forearm to give Stevens a couple of shots to the kidneys before pushing him off into the ropes. Stevens rebounds off the ropes and then runs right through Tara with a shoulder block that sends her crashing down to the canvas. Steven cockily stands over Taras and flexes his arm before turning around and racing towards the ropes again. Tara nips up to her feet then as Stevens rebounds off the ropes Tara takes flight and leap frogs over him. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes again this time it's him that gets levels with a leaps leg lariat to the face from Tara that sends Stevens crashing down to the canvas hard. Stevens staggers back up to his feet holding his mouth in pain but Tara leaps into the air and hits him with a dropkick to the face that sends him tumbling back down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: The power of Tara's legs is keeping the much bigger Stevens off of his feet and has the Scorpion reeling here in the early going of this match.
Benny Newell: How the hell can Stevens focus when her nipples are practically hypnotizing him in the middle of the ring?
Joe Hoffman: Are you saying it's an unfair advantage Benny?
Benny Newell: I'm saying it's the best advantage Hoffhole.
Tara leans down and grabs a hold of Stevens pulling him back up to a vertical base. Tara gives Stevens a couple of forearm shots to the face then goes to whip him into the corner but Stevens reverse the whip and sends Tara into the corner. Tara hits the turnbuckle as Stevens gets a running start and charges in. Tara sees him coming and hits Stevens with a drop toe hold that sends him crashing face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Tara gets up to her feet then gets a running start towards the corner and hits Stevens with a running dropkick to the face as he lies against the middle turnbuckle. Tara gets up to her feet once again then races towards the corner once again and hits Stevens with a running knee to face at full speed. Tara drags Stevens out of the corner then hooks the leg and makes the cover as Hortega slides in for the count.
Uno.
Dos.
NO! Stevens kicks out before Hortega's hand can slap the canvas for a third time.
Joe Hoffman: Tara with high speed and high impact offense here tonight taking the fight to Scott Stevens who looks like he's bleeding from the mouth but Stevens had enough wits about him to kick out before the three.
Benny Newell: That was just her knee and it almost cleaned Stevens' clock so imagine if she would have hit him with one of her tits!
Tara gets back up to her feet and stalks around Stevens as he slowly staggers back up to a vertical base. Tara gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain before turning and racing towards the ropes. As Tara rebounds off the ropes Stevens straightens up then catches her with a overhead belly to belly suplex that snaps her down to the canvas. Stevens gets back up to his feet and spits blood out of his mouth as Tara slowly tries to regain her vertical base. Stevens bounces off the ropes then drops down and hits Tara with a chop block to the back of the leg that sends her crumbling down to the canvas in pain. Tara clutches her leg in pain as Stevens just smirks as he pulls himself back up to his feet. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara's legs and spreads them wide before waving his hand in front of his face and giving her a vicious stomp to the crotch. Stevens taunts the crowd and makes fun of his female opponent before dropping down to the mat and rolling out of the ring. Stevens grabs a hold Tara's leg and yanks her towards the corner before slamming her leg hard against the steel ring post.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has turned the tide of this match in a hurry and has taken out the main source of Tara's offense. Without her legs it's going to be an uphill climb for Tara to be able to overcome her much larger opponent.
Benny Newell: Please Hoffhole, do you really think that this is the first time that Tara's had something as hard as that ring post between her thighs?
Stevens grabs a hold of Tara's legs again then applies a figure four leg lock around the ring post as Hortega begins his five count from inside of the ring. Tara screams out in pain as Stevens continues to apply pressure to the hold but right before the count of five Steven lets go of the hold. Tara scoots away from the corner and holds her leg in pain as Stevens slides back into the ring. Tara tries to hobble back up to a vertical base on one leg as Stevens gets back up to his feet. Tara swings a wild right hand at Stevens who dodges it easily before grabbing a hold of Tara by the neck. Stevens bends Tara backwards then hits her with a Scorpion Death Drop that slams the back of her skull down to the canvas. Instead of making the cover Stevens gets back up to his feet and begins mocking his opponent once again. Stevens cups his hands in front of his own chest and shakes them back and forth mocking Tara's chest as Tara stumbles back up to a vertical base. Stevens gives Tara a boot to the mid-section then adds the exclamation point by connecting with the Toxic Sting that snaps Tara back down to the canvas. Stevens takes his sweet time and makes a very lazy cover just lying back against the fallen Tara knowing this match was over as Hortega makes the count.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
[Texas sized space]
NOOOOO!! Tara got her shoulder up at the last second and Stevens can't believe it!
Joe Hoffman: This match should have been over but Scott Stevens was way too full of himself and now Tara Michaels-Davidson just kicked out of the Toxic Sting!
Benny Newell: It's a sad day when a grown man can't keep a whore on her back for longer than three seconds but then again this is why Stevens isn't in the Best Alliance anymore. DRINK!
Stevens gets back up to his feet then pulls Tara back up to her feet. Stevens this time begins boxing her own tits like they were speed bags just adding insult to injury. Stevens gives Tara another boot to the mid-section and goes for a 2nd Toxic Sting but this time Tara counters and pushes Stevens off into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes Tara lets out a blood curdling scream and practically launches herself like a missile at Stevens taking him down with what can be best described as a football tackle. Tara gets back up to her feet and has that crazed look in her eyes that we've seen in her previous matches as Stevens staggers back up to his feet. Tara steps up and goes to give Stevens a boot to the groin but Stevens has it scouted having seen Tara snap before and quickly covers his balls with both hands to protect them. Tara stops mid-kick then steps back before hopping forward and hitting Stevens with a superkick to the face that sends him crashing back down to the canvas hard.
Joe Hoffman: I don't know what it is but whenever Tara is pushed too far by her opponents inside of the ring she loses all control and becomes this savage animal that tries to literally maul her opponents.
Benny Newell: It's called being horny Hoffhole and one day when your balls finally drop you'll understand.
Stevens staggers back up to his feet as Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section and whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip. As Tara rebounds off the ropes Stevens ducks down going for a big back body drop but Tara puts the brakes on and gives Stevens a stiff kick to the face that straightens him back up. Tara wastes no time and leaps into the air and hits Stevens with a codebreaker that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. Tara gets back up to her feet and races towards the ropes as Stevens begins to stagger back up to a vertical base. Tara leaps up to the middle rope then springboards off and connects with the .24 Carat Kick to the face that sends Stevens crashing back down to the canvas. However wisely Stevens rolls out of the ring and down to the arena floor below before Tara can make the cover. Tara slides out of the ring then struggles to lift Stevens' dead weight off the arena floor and roll him back into the ring. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Hortega slides in for the count.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
[Tara's tits sized space.]
NOOOOOOO!!!! Stevens kicks out before the three and Tara slaps her hands on the canvas in frustration.
Joe Hoffman: What a veteran move by Scott Stevens rolling out of the ring making Tara work to get him back in the ring to make the cover while buying himself precious time to recovery from that vicious kick.
Benny Newell: Stevens might be a dumbass Texan but it was smart to take out Tara's legs because if he hadn't she would have knocked him unconscious there.
Joe Hoffman: .....Did you just give actual meaningful commentary to this match?!
Benny Newell: Tara's milk does my boner good. DRINK!
Joe Hoffman: I should have known that wouldn't last.
Tara gets back up to her feet then races towards the ropes as Stevens slowly staggers back up to his feet. Tara leaps to the middle rope again then leaps off and connects with a springboard DDT that takes Stevens down to the canvas hard. Tara gets back up to her feet and begins hobbling again having landed awkwardly after that last move but she makes her way over towards the corner. Tara grabs a hold of the ropes and begins climb the turnbuckle looking for a moonsault to finish off her fallen opponent but Stevens gets back up to his feet. Stevens has no idea where he is but stumbles back and hits the ropes causing Tara to lose her balance and get crotched on the top turnbuckle. Stevens shakes the cobwebs loose then grabs a hold of Tara lifting her off the turnbuckle and planting her down to the canvas with a powerbomb. Stevens makes the cover on Tara and even puts both feet up on the middle rope for leverage because Hortega is too focused on Tara's shoulders as he makes the count.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Bryan McVay: And here is your winner of the match, THE SCORPION SCOTT STEVENS!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: That was a hard fought contest and even though Scott Stevens illegally used the ropes to his advantage he pulls out the victory against a very game Tara Michaels-Davidson here tonight on Mayhem.
Benny Newell: Is that what he was doing Hoffhole? Cause from where I'm sitting it looked like he was just burying his face in her tits while he was pinning her! Motorboating your way to the win, DRINK!
Scott Stevens rolls out of the ring quickly and makes his way up the ramp with one arm raised in the air and the other touching his jaw in pain as Tara tries to tell Hortega that Stevens used the ropes but to no avail.
Benny Newell: No, Hoffhole we're not going to fucking see that at all.
Joe Hoffman: What are you talking about Benny? Of course these two superstars would love to put themselves in contention for an HOW Championship belt.
Benny Newell: The fuck Hoffhole? I'm not drunk enough to deal with you right now. The only fucking thing we're going to see out here right now is an angry Texas cockroach and a gigantic set of tits.
Joe Hoffman: Of course Benny and if I know you then...
Benny Newell: I came for the fucking tits, DRINK!
The sound of Roman's Revenge by Nicki Minaj hits and the crowd boo's as Tara Michaels-Davidson makes her way out on stage. Tara raises her arms into the air before making her way down to the ramp continues to boo in her direction.
Bryan McVay: Introducing first hailing from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 120lbs, TARA MICHAELS-DAVIDSON!
Joe Hoffman: I think it's telling that Tara is out here alone and not being escorted to the ring by her husband the HOW LSD Champion Jace Parker Davidson but then again later tonight Jace does have to defend that very HOW LSD Championship belt against the LSD Legend Silent Witness later tonight.
Benny Newell: Seriously Hoffhole? You see that's tits that big jiggling their way down to the ring and the only thing that you can think is where is Jace?
Joe Hoffman: Jace is Tara's husband and unlike you Benny I did look at Mrs. Michaels-Davidson as more than just a sex object.
Benny Newell: I bet you do Hoffhole and I'm sure if it was Jace's balls bouncing down to the ring right now you'd be more interested in that.
Joe Hoffman: BENNY!
Benny Newell: No, don't start screaming my name because I want no part of your all male fantasy fag. DRINK!
Tara slides into the ring then gets up to her feet and climbs the turnbuckle. Tara poses the for the fans as flashbulbs go off all over the arena. Tara hops down off the turnbuckle as the lights in the arena go pitch black, as red lasers and spotlights light up the area. The video screen lights up and flashes across the screen, "Nothing survives my sting!" The crowd starts booing, but it’s not just a normal level of booing. It’s a booing of pure hatred. Chris Benoit level booing as an electric guitar wails throughout the PA system and the words of Dave Mustaine's voice echoes throughout the arena, "As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting. I will, tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything. Then I, treat you like a dog, as I shoot my venom in. You pretend you didn't know, that I am The Scorpion, whoa!"
Bryan McVay: And her opponent hailing from Houston, Texas weighting in at 256 lbs, SCOTT STEVENS!
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has been trying to find his footing here in HOW since his dismissal from the Best Alliance and a win here tonight over Tara Michaels-Davidson would do wonders in putting Stevens back into the spotlight and maybe on the radar of one Michael Lee Best going into War Games.
Benny Newell: Why would Michael pick someone like Scott Stevens with his final pick Hoffhole?
Joe Hoffman: Lots of reasons Benny, one being that Scott Stevens has proved to be tough enough to excel in a match like War Games and two because after being kicked out of the Best Alliance I'm sure Scott Stevens would love to prove to Lee Best the mistake he made.
Benny Newell: Shut your whore mouth! Lee Best never makes a mistake Hoffhole and besides Mike Best wants to actually win War Games. Why would he pick someone like Scott Stevens that couldn't even win a fucking match with the help of God and the rest of the Best Alliance?
The jeering intensifies as the instrumental after the chorus hits the speakers, drawing out the Scorpion. Walking down the aisle, he talks trash the entire way while raising a fist at a few of the more vocal bashers. As he finally gets to the ring, he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and stares down at the crowd, an icy glare and the throat slash gesture his only actions as he drops to the mat. Joel Hortega gives both Tara and Stevens the once over then calls for the bell to signal the start of the match.
DING DING!
Stevens and Tara walk to the center of the ring and circle each other before locking up collar and elbow. Steven uses his obvious strength advantage to get Tara into a side headlock. Tara uses her forearm to give Stevens a couple of shots to the kidneys before pushing him off into the ropes. Stevens rebounds off the ropes and then runs right through Tara with a shoulder block that sends her crashing down to the canvas. Steven cockily stands over Taras and flexes his arm before turning around and racing towards the ropes again. Tara nips up to her feet then as Stevens rebounds off the ropes Tara takes flight and leap frogs over him. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes again this time it's him that gets levels with a leaps leg lariat to the face from Tara that sends Stevens crashing down to the canvas hard. Stevens staggers back up to his feet holding his mouth in pain but Tara leaps into the air and hits him with a dropkick to the face that sends him tumbling back down to the canvas.
Joe Hoffman: The power of Tara's legs is keeping the much bigger Stevens off of his feet and has the Scorpion reeling here in the early going of this match.
Benny Newell: How the hell can Stevens focus when her nipples are practically hypnotizing him in the middle of the ring?
Joe Hoffman: Are you saying it's an unfair advantage Benny?
Benny Newell: I'm saying it's the best advantage Hoffhole.
Tara leans down and grabs a hold of Stevens pulling him back up to a vertical base. Tara gives Stevens a couple of forearm shots to the face then goes to whip him into the corner but Stevens reverse the whip and sends Tara into the corner. Tara hits the turnbuckle as Stevens gets a running start and charges in. Tara sees him coming and hits Stevens with a drop toe hold that sends him crashing face first into the middle turnbuckle pad. Tara gets up to her feet then gets a running start towards the corner and hits Stevens with a running dropkick to the face as he lies against the middle turnbuckle. Tara gets up to her feet once again then races towards the corner once again and hits Stevens with a running knee to face at full speed. Tara drags Stevens out of the corner then hooks the leg and makes the cover as Hortega slides in for the count.
Uno.
Dos.
NO! Stevens kicks out before Hortega's hand can slap the canvas for a third time.
Joe Hoffman: Tara with high speed and high impact offense here tonight taking the fight to Scott Stevens who looks like he's bleeding from the mouth but Stevens had enough wits about him to kick out before the three.
Benny Newell: That was just her knee and it almost cleaned Stevens' clock so imagine if she would have hit him with one of her tits!
Tara gets back up to her feet and stalks around Stevens as he slowly staggers back up to a vertical base. Tara gives Stevens a boot to the mid-section that doubles him over in pain before turning and racing towards the ropes. As Tara rebounds off the ropes Stevens straightens up then catches her with a overhead belly to belly suplex that snaps her down to the canvas. Stevens gets back up to his feet and spits blood out of his mouth as Tara slowly tries to regain her vertical base. Stevens bounces off the ropes then drops down and hits Tara with a chop block to the back of the leg that sends her crumbling down to the canvas in pain. Tara clutches her leg in pain as Stevens just smirks as he pulls himself back up to his feet. Stevens grabs a hold of Tara's legs and spreads them wide before waving his hand in front of his face and giving her a vicious stomp to the crotch. Stevens taunts the crowd and makes fun of his female opponent before dropping down to the mat and rolling out of the ring. Stevens grabs a hold Tara's leg and yanks her towards the corner before slamming her leg hard against the steel ring post.
Joe Hoffman: Scott Stevens has turned the tide of this match in a hurry and has taken out the main source of Tara's offense. Without her legs it's going to be an uphill climb for Tara to be able to overcome her much larger opponent.
Benny Newell: Please Hoffhole, do you really think that this is the first time that Tara's had something as hard as that ring post between her thighs?
Stevens grabs a hold of Tara's legs again then applies a figure four leg lock around the ring post as Hortega begins his five count from inside of the ring. Tara screams out in pain as Stevens continues to apply pressure to the hold but right before the count of five Steven lets go of the hold. Tara scoots away from the corner and holds her leg in pain as Stevens slides back into the ring. Tara tries to hobble back up to a vertical base on one leg as Stevens gets back up to his feet. Tara swings a wild right hand at Stevens who dodges it easily before grabbing a hold of Tara by the neck. Stevens bends Tara backwards then hits her with a Scorpion Death Drop that slams the back of her skull down to the canvas. Instead of making the cover Stevens gets back up to his feet and begins mocking his opponent once again. Stevens cups his hands in front of his own chest and shakes them back and forth mocking Tara's chest as Tara stumbles back up to a vertical base. Stevens gives Tara a boot to the mid-section then adds the exclamation point by connecting with the Toxic Sting that snaps Tara back down to the canvas. Stevens takes his sweet time and makes a very lazy cover just lying back against the fallen Tara knowing this match was over as Hortega makes the count.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
[Texas sized space]
NOOOOO!! Tara got her shoulder up at the last second and Stevens can't believe it!
Joe Hoffman: This match should have been over but Scott Stevens was way too full of himself and now Tara Michaels-Davidson just kicked out of the Toxic Sting!
Benny Newell: It's a sad day when a grown man can't keep a whore on her back for longer than three seconds but then again this is why Stevens isn't in the Best Alliance anymore. DRINK!
Stevens gets back up to his feet then pulls Tara back up to her feet. Stevens this time begins boxing her own tits like they were speed bags just adding insult to injury. Stevens gives Tara another boot to the mid-section and goes for a 2nd Toxic Sting but this time Tara counters and pushes Stevens off into the ropes. As Stevens rebounds off the ropes Tara lets out a blood curdling scream and practically launches herself like a missile at Stevens taking him down with what can be best described as a football tackle. Tara gets back up to her feet and has that crazed look in her eyes that we've seen in her previous matches as Stevens staggers back up to his feet. Tara steps up and goes to give Stevens a boot to the groin but Stevens has it scouted having seen Tara snap before and quickly covers his balls with both hands to protect them. Tara stops mid-kick then steps back before hopping forward and hitting Stevens with a superkick to the face that sends him crashing back down to the canvas hard.
Joe Hoffman: I don't know what it is but whenever Tara is pushed too far by her opponents inside of the ring she loses all control and becomes this savage animal that tries to literally maul her opponents.
Benny Newell: It's called being horny Hoffhole and one day when your balls finally drop you'll understand.
Stevens staggers back up to his feet as Tara gives him a boot to the mid-section and whips him into the ropes but Stevens reverses the whip. As Tara rebounds off the ropes Stevens ducks down going for a big back body drop but Tara puts the brakes on and gives Stevens a stiff kick to the face that straightens him back up. Tara wastes no time and leaps into the air and hits Stevens with a codebreaker that sends him crashing down to the canvas hard. Tara gets back up to her feet and races towards the ropes as Stevens begins to stagger back up to a vertical base. Tara leaps up to the middle rope then springboards off and connects with the .24 Carat Kick to the face that sends Stevens crashing back down to the canvas. However wisely Stevens rolls out of the ring and down to the arena floor below before Tara can make the cover. Tara slides out of the ring then struggles to lift Stevens' dead weight off the arena floor and roll him back into the ring. Tara hooks the leg and makes the cover on Stevens as Hortega slides in for the count.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
[Tara's tits sized space.]
NOOOOOOO!!!! Stevens kicks out before the three and Tara slaps her hands on the canvas in frustration.
Joe Hoffman: What a veteran move by Scott Stevens rolling out of the ring making Tara work to get him back in the ring to make the cover while buying himself precious time to recovery from that vicious kick.
Benny Newell: Stevens might be a dumbass Texan but it was smart to take out Tara's legs because if he hadn't she would have knocked him unconscious there.
Joe Hoffman: .....Did you just give actual meaningful commentary to this match?!
Benny Newell: Tara's milk does my boner good. DRINK!
Joe Hoffman: I should have known that wouldn't last.
Tara gets back up to her feet then races towards the ropes as Stevens slowly staggers back up to his feet. Tara leaps to the middle rope again then leaps off and connects with a springboard DDT that takes Stevens down to the canvas hard. Tara gets back up to her feet and begins hobbling again having landed awkwardly after that last move but she makes her way over towards the corner. Tara grabs a hold of the ropes and begins climb the turnbuckle looking for a moonsault to finish off her fallen opponent but Stevens gets back up to his feet. Stevens has no idea where he is but stumbles back and hits the ropes causing Tara to lose her balance and get crotched on the top turnbuckle. Stevens shakes the cobwebs loose then grabs a hold of Tara lifting her off the turnbuckle and planting her down to the canvas with a powerbomb. Stevens makes the cover on Tara and even puts both feet up on the middle rope for leverage because Hortega is too focused on Tara's shoulders as he makes the count.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
Bryan McVay: And here is your winner of the match, THE SCORPION SCOTT STEVENS!!!!!!
Joe Hoffman: That was a hard fought contest and even though Scott Stevens illegally used the ropes to his advantage he pulls out the victory against a very game Tara Michaels-Davidson here tonight on Mayhem.
Benny Newell: Is that what he was doing Hoffhole? Cause from where I'm sitting it looked like he was just burying his face in her tits while he was pinning her! Motorboating your way to the win, DRINK!
Scott Stevens rolls out of the ring quickly and makes his way up the ramp with one arm raised in the air and the other touching his jaw in pain as Tara tries to tell Hortega that Stevens used the ropes but to no avail.